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so used to the 10m raid ques from 2017 that i que and go take a shit
but now ull be 5 mins into raid doin that
How to check promos
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woah whats that new code
Thanks
Hello guys, can someone share/compare his experience with scav Karma loot?
I have a Scav Karma of 9 (i know its apparently capped at 7 for loot) and i always spawn with like a tt pistol or a bad shotgun. Its rare that i will spawn with 40k roubles or a keychain. havent spawned once in 200+ scav raids with a Labs Keycard
9 years ago bro
start killing other scavs
im starting to get positive kds in arena my unemployment levels are reaching 9000
daily giving me 4 mtubes bro 3 years ago id be a gazillionaire
geon we're playing without you
tsundere geon
just stop scaving. ez fix
yo is there a way to put 2fa on my tarkov account?
had to go back to my old ways (ratting mountain pass)
just get a good password and dont be fucking stupid
geon you deserve better friends
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geon wont want to come to streets anyway
you dont deserve geon
if only that spot didnt get me killed every fucking time
nanners got back
Joke's on you i hate myself more than you could ever
i got so many kills here lmao i almost finished assessment in 5 raids
guess im just not destined to use it
@final wigeon Its not about the loot, i easily make +2 mil per scav raid, and if its about gear, i dont care, i go for transit runs as a scav and try to kill as many pmcs as possible thats how i keep myself entertained in this game.
But my point is more about that i have a feeling that they nerfed Scav loot based on the Scav Karma, you know?
if youre still alive that means you dont hate yourself more than i hate you
thats what i was doing they just spot me first and i die
you gotta be like them weeping angels type shit
No that means I care for the people around me more than to give in to my infinite self-hatred
start killing pmcs as a pmc
also who cares if they nerfed scav loot.
roomba cat tells u to take ur creatine
dead game
I see
i no longer hate you
i love you and everyone else
I love you, and everyone else too, brother
my guy 2 mil
are you running marked keys on your scav??
aw
what trader sells magnified scopes at ll2?
i care, because i love statistics, and i noticed it, if you dont care and dont have anything to add on this topic, you dont have to answer i guess, this is not 4chan lmao
peacekeeper specter barter
prob none
you can buy crowbar from flea or fence
thanks mate
Competitive scavving is crazy
just collected the unc device, fucking cinema
you can still go kill pmcs as a pmc. Its the only way to get over gear fear
no, there are just really expensive items, that people just dont really put an eye on
fair
i dont have gear fear
from 4.00 you should get raider/rouge/guard equipment. At least partially. Like good armor, or a 50-50 weapon with proper ammo to have chance to buzz some PMCs.
could of fooled me
bigger chance
@glad wadi rip dark and darker tho
did they shut it down
the 28th got canceled
no
dayum its 50k
does a mp-133 with led slugs count as rogue equipment xD 🥲
fence sells for 20k whenever its on sale
is making a script to buy it whenever its on sale against TOS
yes
It’s not over yet
no way you just used wagey unironically
please que west coast its a better experience overall
Tf is a wagey
I mean class 4 armor, at least front plate, a helmet, a gssh.. some ak103-104 with supressor or foregrip, muzzle break etc...
minimum wage worker but like a slur for them
Black ULACH is just 250 usd now irl
double central since day 1
just typing shi
Whats that in rubles
lol i dont even que west coast. too many.. uhhh
36k
w comms time to stock up
bruh he TANKED every single damage point from the 338 FMJ
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Bice
ure just missing
bruh
idiot
is that
??windex
18.800 RUB
fuk
i guess im not allowed
why u so sexy
u too
?
;_;
?
thank u
y didnt u do that to begin with
Timezones bro
js use g28
mustve been the wind
bro has been playing wrong the whole time
russia west here i come
Conquering hell
~18–19k RUB but in Russia that’s close to most of a minimum wage month cuz of the purchasing power
i cant wait
You fucking team killed me
^
You owe me a good scav
u owe geon a kit
You owe me a lion
I don’t have arena
🥀
what if when youre usec, prices on every russian traders stuff was just ??? And when you buy it its a randomly generated number in a set interval. Since the pmc doesnt know how rubles work and traders scam you
i would just shoot them?
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since the pmc doesnt know how rubles work
if i was russian i would just commit credit card fraud instead of making video games
thats what they do
russians were born to commit credit card fraud
late to the party
Russians when you tell them you dont want to watch gore, drink vodka, scroll telegram and commit crimes
Faw naw
Theyve harmed us enough
bruh level 38 losers need to piss off from ground zero
Ok puppygirlspacey
water found in ocean
Fmj
yea
Fmj is a leg meta vro
It only has like 36 pen s
@knotty musk i think u need to lowkey slime me out
No wait
still not done?
Ill tell you a good kit for loghthouse
i just got 4th streets sbih kill
cool !
juicy NL545 player
G28, no supressor. ushanka hat and scav vest
as val it is
ratted on gz, truly an unexpected scenario
i was about to modmail u
This could have ended badly for you
i will share my opinion after this raid
O_O
holy
my opinion: i dont want to die
i gotta zip my mouth sometimes
im waiting for u to slip up
yeah zip it up when your done lil bro
Im a minor
love completeing all dailies in 1 match
ye ure cooked now
I’m waiting for ento to slip up I’ll catch it one of these days…
im not a minor dw
im talking about mouth
daily occurence u not looking hard enough
js go back to ground zero bro
Why does your profile say minors dni. Arent you like a kid
youre in like 5th grade right
Or did you get held up
Don’t accuse people of being underneath discords TOS age. If you have evidence of this, please send it to modmail.
w streets
the rich get richer
butch is broke bro
Didnt know it was that serious. Ill be more mindful
Your bags literally 80% empty
How long should capturing outposts take on PvP? I am at 20 raids and only got resort done and 2 kill on the customs one and I am going crazy
Discord takes things like this extremely seriously and whole accounts have been banned from the platform over jokes like this.
Ask fed
Is anyone else having this Unity error besides me? I can play normally for about 15–30 minutes, then the screen just freezes, shows a Unity error, and that’s it. Sometimes it even crashes without any error at all
opened 2 rooms btw
Without me?
you dont want to play streets
bedrooms?
No that’s just you. Try and verify game files on the launcher
you got nothing but kitchen utensils in that backpack bro
i give up
What you giving up on?
is viinex washed
yes
I’ve done that multiple times already. I’ve tried everything from adjusting the page file to reinstalling Windows
idk how i even have a 1+ kd
dont u literally need2 kills or smt
yea
just lock in bro
literally did all of assessment 1 in like 4 hours
i just got a sbih and u aint done jack shi go kill some people on lighthouse man
there gotta be some people shooting
its not that hard man
just kill them bro
ure unemployed anyways
doesnt actually change anything just felt like throwing that in there
finishing blow ahh
need 1 more sbih for streets
killa needs a boombox blaring tripaloski on every encounter
you called for a carry?
no
was it coxxy
no i dont think he was 1:1 aspect ratio
no I just assumed he was apart of ur squad
butch i just realized
all in his mind??
you can only have 1 character on free dad?
yes
is it better to run helmet of no helmet in labs
cruel world
is it better to be somewhat protected or not protected at all
just curious cause half the people i run into arent
what was patch?
because they have gear fear
tbh i dont run helm/facemask on labs
not from gear fear, but because it generally isnt the difference on my survival or not
ig some people dont want the extra weight
theres a small chance it could be tho
but thst ricochet chance never hirts
and you thinking its not means you dont wanna risk losing the helmet
gear fear
ez af
disagree
alright man holy hell ground zero is a shithole
when i pvp and take their mask/helm its all profit
L baits
no way i just got ratted by the same guy in 2 raids
so you bring in less so you risk less. seems like typical gear fear behavior
i also dont run bag becaue i dont like the turn weight and just loot my enemies
Fell for the same trick twice😭
sbih on streets done
sybau
TBH if you played labs enough you'd draw similar conclusions. Most often the helm/mask dont protect u when everyone runs meta guns + meta ammo
i played more labs then you could imagine
i would still rather bring stuff that may help me live
But your conclusion is that the only reason not to bring helm/mask/bag is gear fear?
nl545 with altyn on LH
i disagree, but i see where youre coming from
same logic of the kids who dont wear helmets in general. ive been saved so many times from wearing a helmet
i am getting those fucking kills
why the fuk would i use a g28
using helmet prolly loses u more money overall but u get to live a few extra times which is worth cuz money is free and dying is annoying
#MakeSaferoomShortAgain
Its good
Money doesnt grow on trees pal
The helmet arguement is much stronger on other maps where theres not a pay to entry, has scavs, and much bigger field of area to play
gp coins grow on trees tho lowkey
labs small cqc + meta ammo and only raiders
You're doing this all wrong
no
the only time im going into raid with no helmet is to play cowboy or zero to hero
let me cook
That's your call
i am going to cook like its a muse concert
Okay let him cook
by your same logic, youd only run zero to hero if you had gear fear xd
how? ZERO to hero means you start with zero
now were reaching
just more nuanced and less black and white than youd like to believe is all
i mean all you have to say is. Yes same, i have gear fear.
And all you had to say was, "yeah there are some circumstances where you wouldn't bring a helm / mask to labs"
we all buyin g the new yubo miles album
ONE MORE KILL
oh oh oh!! getem
back to wage cage and then mexico vacation rest of week hell mf yeah
there are 0 with your context. except not wanting to lose it
yeah there are some circumstances where you wouldn't bring a helm / mask to labs
still doesnt make sense with his context. try again
armor diff
i got 3 kills tho 🦅
6b45>
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wow just killed a level 55 and level 43 on ground zero almost like people that high are so dog shit at the game they have to go to the noob map
what lvl r u
kappa quests force you to go to GZ
trust me they dont wanna be there gang
^^^'
11
solo?
yeah
so we lyin
then you might be lying
alrighttttt
LMAO
larping ground zero
ok
Lion
you owe me
erm
ur a bot
i don think so
ur a bot
says the guy that got put down
thats chill ig
time for ground zero
i can show you the screen shot
Unless BSG fucked it up. You should be put into 20 and lower lobby for GZ. Its not uncommon for BSG to fuck it up tho
also with how tarkov works its not hard to kill someone higher lvl then you when it takes 1 shot to the head
unless puppy duod with someone higher level, but yeah anyone 20+ is on GZ for tasks not because they want to be on the map
they said solo

pretty sure they took that out
i had alot of people telling me thats not a thing anymore
i mean possible. Lets ask @knotty musk is low lvl GZ a thing still?
yes
they need to make a low level factory
ran that shit yesterday for TD5 and was not having fun wasting ammo on timmies
bro last scav kill and i ran out of ammo
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Any tips on how to learn exits easy ? What website is the best ,been struggling w locations
The wiki works well
Just takes a bit of time
Lost a sett of t5 cos I didn’t find sadly
using wiki and maps
Okok
tkpd suppressor when
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Your current ping to the server is 5000ms
??pong
Ping!
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Your current ping to the server is 5000ms
??giveme100millionruble
no
Rip
that shit happens like almost never
did you look at the wiki
i did
then you have your answer
it says i advance to against the concens after it
yeah but against the concens part 2 is eliminate 100 enemies in any game mode in arena
which is needed for the final task for theta
u used up the free trial too?
meow
is there any difference opening an weapon crate with elite pliers screwdriver and handdrill and opening it with just the hand drill
yeah
Butch you're an arena man
no
class cheers
man i really wanted theta
were gonna be playing seasonal character before u get theta bro
thought maybe longer time=better stuff
it used to be 5 min but they just forgot or cba to remove the old craft
well one of them takes longer and uses more shit
thats all
W bsg
maybe lvl 1 bench craft
nvm mines not lvl 2
lmao
Hey ento
ive seen someone argue that they left them in so you can open 2 at once when you max a skill or sum
Btw any news on icebreaker yet?
but it would still be faster to do the minute craft twice
yeah was about to say
it was literally just bsg forgetting
W BSG
is arena free event over
yes
how pay to win is arena tho lol
tired of trash player/cheaters
Not that much

i mean its just like gear it wont help you win that much
6/10 maybe
especially this late in wipe
It does give you an edge but like you do spend the time in aena
yeah but for someone just starting
And ye at this point in 1.0 its kijda just
the only thing i ever cared about from arena was getting storage easily and getting theta
Some goodies
I've just done delievery from the past and I'm lvl 25 thanks to arena lol
arena is big for new players to stay afloat
those 2 are very convenient
true
Kinda thematic
Selling ur body for Arena for cash
but for experienced players i think one of the main benefits rn is getting cases for gp coins early
pouring salt on an open wound
sometimes u gotta keep it real 🥀
And gp coin Shop is siiick
wait holy shit i can finally buy keys
Love me some Black airdrame
W
ghetto
And Black defender
Just peak
And technically flecktarn defender but 150 gp is a bit expensive
does team killing affect arena matchmaking
no
Nah
idk our team was teamkilling a shitter for the entire match
plays horrible/earrape in the mic
I sont even think MMR exists in arena
are the goons on all maps rn?
Sometimes i get giganoobs, sometimes sweats
idk if sbmm or mmr should be a thing in arena
Woods LH Shoreline Customs 30%
there should be, if they could make an actual good one
the old one was fucking demonic
lose -25, win +25
what r we doin
“If I’ve tried it”
It is served in every restaurant as a aside dish
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worst part was the old ref tasks
And 1 loss send u down the deepend
OOO new code
what is MxgicFPSApr26
It’s for arena
3 casus belli crates
Fr?
yes
hell yeah
Chat, what is this: "MxgicFPSApr26"? It gives me an error when I try to activate it. 🥺
me when i dont use my eyes
they said it's for arena
😭
id assume it expired already since it says apr26
dont think so, i got some shit from it
🥀
Damn that be sadge
nope
fried
i entered it and it said code activated
reading comprehnsion skills erased
nice
Oooooh! Ty
lemme check arena so i can tell yall
@acoustic otter ill get eplipsey instead of theta
y would u get epilepsy
booking those tickets rn
anyone else just get booted coz of a backend error?
yeah my arena is fucked for some reason 😭 it's giving me error 213
think that cna kill u
ye
its level 20 required and has 2 slots less than theta
yo i'm not being able to hop on arena now wtf
u cant buy the epsilon
rippa
server down prob
server ded
213 Error
its thru punisher questline
yeah
i never said im gonna buy it
yea server just died
oh I thought I was the only one
aura
can they ever do one single thing right?
indie devs
ur gonna be waiting a while @crude vessel
guys why it says error 213
i thought the code fucked my game 😭
why
just a massive waste of time
why is it every time i think about playing this game the servers are down...
servers are prolly down
puinisher is a long questline
i thought i got banned (im legit)
server down?
we all got kicked from pvp?
gg man
Error connecting to auth server
Error: 213
thats why tis taking 3 minutes
ok who broke the authorization server?
thank you birddog so insightful
my bad
launcher down?
its all gone
a real classic this one
It’s gone
bruhh i put 100 rounds into tagilla thinking my ammo is shit turns out server down
i see what you mean...
goodbye tarkov
anyone else having issues connecting? I got kicked and left the power on
game down?
WHEN WIPE
squad managed to extract just as the servers died , thank fuck
jus get theta
i came back after a month, started matching and every server fucking died lmao
its easy
Game down
auth server errors for me
W reading from eft chat
never
WHEN WIPE
sybau
summer bro
WHEN WIPE
are some of you a little slow? you see 3 dudes complaining and decide to complain about the same shit
guys when wipe
Timezones bro
today is wipe
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Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).
when is server back up?
after you take a shit frfr
WHEN WIPE
when wipe yo
WHEN WIPE
time zones might be the reason these guys cant read
i do it before
today is wipe
wipe right now
today is wipe
anybody else cant play rn?
someone time him out
btw
WHEN WIPE
the wipe are the friends we made along the way..
i run customs
died on labs and cant connect to anything
wipe wipe wipe
There’s an update rn?
cant sign in , what happened ?
Is game down?
where have you been havent seen you in hobbes chat in a while
WHEN WIPE
can't get in
game down?
WHEN WIPE
is it actually down cause I just finished a raid
gg
Oh that make sense
died on wipe and can't tarkov
so its actually dow n
npc chat
WHEN WIPE
GUYS Game launch error
Error: 103003
Error connecting to auth server
Error: 213 I CANT LAUNCH GAME HELP PLEASE HJELP IM GONNA DIE
i really wonder if the game could possibly be down right now, idk why i would think that
WHEN WIPE
Stop spamming
WHEN WIPE
I agree I wonder why
thx for posting same here
guys is the gamedown 🙂
so unusual for tarkov to do that
WHEN WIPE
Rip game
Thank the LORD I FOUND MY GPS UNIT 1 HOUR AGO
😭 😭
WHEN WIPE
just mute him
yo this guy bruh
Error connecting to auth server
Error: 213
anyone knows fix?
mute the when wipe guy pls
glad im not crazy, i was wondering why it wouldnt let me log in
eu something, i guess north
servers are down
yo Error connecting to auth server
Error: 213
who touched the cables ?
When shower?
Dm me
I know how to fix it, for a fee
yp when wipe?
WHEN WIPE
Whens wipe?
lmao
whens wipe
No you the only one
how long does it take to come back up ?
Slyvia make the slow mode higher
who put a mute jammer by server yo
WHEN WIPE
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If i make slowmode higher they will jump to other channels
Better to keep them contained
WHEN WIPE
When you trynna play tarkov but some evil foid at BSG headquarters touches the cables
then mute the fucker
yea just smite them
error 213 anyone else
just banish that 1 guy
I am
time this kid out bruh
WHEN WIPE
never lil bro
yea
gyt = gyat?
same
yes everyone
son im crine
is he typing that all manually
same
Yeah I completely got kicked out and it won’t let me log back in
game is down rn for sure
we escaped
I just watched a pmc debate another pmc on lighthouse. That the first pmc fucked up the other pmc so much that he deserves a shooter born kill and will hide the 2nd pmc's gear. While in the middle of talking his head is blown off by a 3rd pmc xD
divison
we escaped we did it!
@whole glade yo buddy why you block m,e
son
game is broken episode 213
i got it too

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May it never come back
bro i thought my acc was hacked or something , since i cant log in lmao
escape from when wipe
its cause i just extracted
shout out that pmc on streets that went with me to sewer extract
the servers didnt know what to do
no this chat is actually full of npcs
Anyways, if games broken rn please behave they will be working on it
loading into raid rn 😛
Well I’m glad I’m not the only one with error message
r the servers broken again
website down as well
Dont be a morty
how will i survive withou playing tarkov for 5minutes
im gonna misbehave so hard
yes
Did it just go down a couple minutes ago
i got up early to check tushonka prices for BT barter just for servers to be down 🥀
dawg i just found a lion on a scav run u cnt do me like that
oh yuh nikita LOVES fixin shit on time
Bro servers and I’m just tryna do my quests like I’m new bro
I thought my internet was down lmao
my launcher is not lauching
Same
oh servers broke
we all gonna die now that tarkov is dead, its over
game not working is making my whitegirl playlist go to waste
no way not the lion
Error: 213
So is everyone else’s dw
I just got the last ledx I needed xD
YES BRO
i knew this shit was down cuz when i died there was j a spinning wheel where the guys name should've been
can someone explainw hy i dont have Against the Conscience - Part 1
i did both Hold the Lead and
Create a Distraction - Part 1
dude
"And here we go..."
time to play arc raiders
@vital sail
it says maintenance on website!
It’s the best for everybody. Finally no tarkov
The whitegirl playlist is for the jim my brother
ye guys ww3 just started because the servers died this is crazy man
yo even the tarkov website is under maintenance
shit died
everyone died
https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/purchase
What's the copy pasta for todays downtime gentlemen?
Would be great if the Tarkov dev's/Official Sites and socials would let us know ahead of time for server maintenance.
Slow mode incoming
the server went down, horrible game, horrible servers, horrible dev, horrible uninstalling /s
I ONLY GET 3 MINUTES TO PLAY
Dont start with a shitty copypasta
its over....
at least be creative
works great for running it down factory too
cmon guys
ah shit here we go again
fuckin pathetic
fair enough
Mod stressing lmfao
fr
2 fuel tanks too
Bros a discord mod oh hell nah
like man
all I ask is people keep it here
soooo guys we are meeting here again, its this time of the week
wheres the website that shows the server status?
NO NOT THE FUEL TANKS
actual content update?
Gentleman
Nikita fix your 
what happened
if servers broke cant stop the spam, but can keep it contained
would be nice if someone from the staff team could make an announcement when the servers down or something
apparently servers broke
yea icebreaker release
game on maintenance ???
chill guys
wipe?
i feel sorry for yall
i extracted
It even took me out of my account, it happened to someone else?
genuinely crshing out
rgd in servers
so gentlemen, whats our plan for the next hour
logged out cant log in </3
are yu a girl
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
lol

or just wait and deal with it
!slowmode 15s
go back to LFG leave me alone
fuck that
CHAOS
guys why i cant launch the game pleaseeee i have unheard edition i paid so much
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
butch
lazy mods should make a discord anouncement.
go outside gang ts aint that serious
that would create a paper trail public of how often it happens tho
nah bro wait till december
Sir a second DDOS has hit the servers.
yeah
na to much work they like to invest more time in jerking it
"are yu a girl"
Spam spam spam
ah, tarkov is down
my mondays involve the gym and games
put a minute pls
maybe the true wipe has been the server down this entire time...
RAHHHHHHHH
so are servers down?
did the game go down?
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
hilarious how chat explodes when tarkov is down
bro gotta go back to valorant servers
yt6f
This game is so broken today
holy chudmaxxing
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
MOVE TO EFT-CHAT-2 GUYS
sorry guys my insurance time ran out so i threw an rgo at the server room
W
npcs
one min of silence for my lion statue pls
STOP !!!
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
shut up ihy
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
traficking money you mean
Get That Boot Out of My Face!
STAYAT BLYAT
NO !!!
Hello Butch, I am Zoowixx, I come from Tunisia, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
wanted to work on my arena quests 🙁
thanks god i did terminal before it went down
the game is so broken, its broken 100% of the time, terrible dev, its dead, no one plays it, cant believe they made it /s
Oh please, Mr. Buyanov. i spend my mornings praying to you. every night i kiss my framed and signed photo of you. every day i stretch my arms and cry when once more i get grenaded by a rat in labs. please, Mr. Buyanov. allow me to resume my scav raids, let me endure the torture that is the norvinsk.
please EFT Devs, i never asked for alot in life but please fix the servers so i can try to Escape from Tarkov like oh my god man i only need 1 more ledx please guys I can not wait alot pleaseeee
nakita can you please stop sipping champange on your yacht and fix the game 🙏
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
GRRRR Servers
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
okay well
what is going on
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
ALRIGHT GUYS, Who had a FIR LEDDY, LAST KAPPA ITEM OR GPS IN THEIR ASS?
wow
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soo
Well its started
Hello Nikita, I am gooner, I come from goonlandia, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
worst copypasta of all time
Error connecting to auth server
Error: 213
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
its so peak that this happens everytime servers die without fail
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
Oh please, Mr. Buyanov. i spend my mornings praying to you. every night i kiss my framed and signed photo of you. every day i stretch my arms and cry when once more i get grenaded by a rat in labs. please, Mr. Buyanov. allow me to resume my scav raids, let me endure the torture that is the norvinsk.
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
Bruh
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
Keep it to this channel at minimum
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
chill out guys, not like spamming will do anything man. Come on guys.
Error connecting to auth server
Error: 213
is tarkov tweekin?
i was about to hop off anyway lol
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
Hello Nikita, I am gooner, I come from goonlandia, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
hello tarkov has error 213 does anyone else have this problem
what is going on here rn lmao
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
So much for getting productive news on here.
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
Hello Nikita, I am gooner, I come from goonlandia, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
auth servers down
servers are down so people have gone crazy lol
everyone go to bed
yall so gay
I wish the devs would wipe the negative people somehow lol
Hello Nikita, I am gooner, I come from goonlandia, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
welp time to play something else rest of the night lol
5 pm pal
Oh please, Mr. Buyanov. i spend my mornings praying to you. every night i kiss my framed and signed photo of you. every day i stretch my arms and cry when once more i get grenaded by a rat in labs. please, Mr. Buyanov. allow me to resume my scav raids, let me endure the torture that is the norvinsk.
OPEN UP !!!
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
lion statue is gone.
Lmfao
need to go on labs
Welp, guess that's the games way of telling me to go to bed lol 
i know they are down but bruh what are thes pastes lmao
sumn wrong with that
o7 lion too soon
This update has severely impacted my limited free time. I rely on Mondays to decompress and enjoy playing Tarkov, a crucial outlet for me. This disruption has not only ruined my weekend but also created tension in my marriage. (legit story)
no one cares
and
Hello Nikita, I am gooner, I come from goonlandia, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
😂 😂
Oh please, Mr. Buyanov. i spend my mornings praying to you. every night i kiss my framed and signed photo of you. every day i stretch my arms and cry when once more i get grenaded by a rat in labs. please, Mr. Buyanov. allow me to resume my scav raids, let me endure the torture that is the norvinsk.
agreed
You were just being negative lol your a troll
💀
RIP lion and fuel tanks
nikita open servers or i kms
I hope that with this update, Baddie's Red Bear will start dropping again.
Error connecting to auth server
Error: 213
im gay i can use that as an insult 😭
dont worry, i can give you oats, theyre worth much more
error 213
change yourself to usec
@sharp stirrup Oh please, Mr. Buyanov. i spend my mornings praying to you. every night i kiss my framed and signed photo of you. every day i stretch my arms and cry when once more i get grenaded by a rat in labs. please, Mr. Buyanov. allow me to resume my scav raids, let me endure the torture that is the norvinsk.
It’s only you
I don't know what's worse though, the wife or the game telling you to sleep 🤣
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
game ded mfers the second the servers go down:
woah
@harsh shell look another gay OCE'r
no?
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
its okay brother thank u 🙏
dead game
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
Gaben is god
@sharp stirrup Hello Nikita, I am nikita, I come from nikita, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
dead game
??geon
Fix game or uninstall
fake
im freaking TF OUT

@sharp stirrup @near raven @frank topaz @gleaming stone Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
i can see
thanks
??geon
website even says "maintenace"
So whats this Im hearing about no wipes? I havent played in like 1.5-2yrs
Ima add to the panic and say backenerror 100!
dead game
i extracted so skill issue i guess
When will I be able to play on Linux? 😃
Hello Nikita, I am ivan, I come from belarus, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
we just had same 100 hr cheater with killer 7 nonstop on lighthouse
error 213
ong nocap frfr
back to back to back
i was using transit then my screen went black so i alt f4 now it shows me the 213 error
@gleaming stoneOh please, Mr. Buyanov. i spend my mornings praying to you. every night i kiss my framed and signed photo of you. every day i stretch my arms and cry when once more i get grenaded by a rat in labs. please, Mr. Buyanov. allow me to resume my scav raids, let me endure the torture that is the norvinsk.
yes
PS4 WHEN?
gives me enough time to goon i dont mind
whats next ivan huh? are you gonna throw an rd-5 into the server room?
onto @knotty musk's back
ok theWORSTguy
Hello Nikita, I am gooner, I come from goonlandia, I have been trying to open tarkov for the past 3 days but it has been giving me ERROR : 213
I will convince throw an RGD-5 At the server room if you dont boot them up soon
do NOT go RU West lighthouse rn
Hello Nikiki, I am David, As of present I dont have much opportunity to play Tarkov, as I have to work 2 jobs to support my family and have minimal time to play. It would be very kind of you to politely provide me with my own private server that no one else can have and I can play PVP on. Thank you for reading!
not only you me and my friends are getting it also
is tarkov down
??codes
🌭 🦅