eft-chat

[vital sail]

i dont even wanna complete td3 now

[glad wadi]

ive already done it 😭

you suck bot

and test drive 4

[knotty musk]

Damn

[glad wadi]

get flexed on

[visual sphinx]

called a bot by geon

[knotty musk]

Geon might complete test drive 5 before me tho

[visual sphinx]

holy

[glad wadi]

10/50

[vital sail]

flex your stash

[elfin ruin]

Why not?

[knotty musk]

0/50

[velvet brook]

error message

403 on website

[vital sail]

what guns are td4-5

[elfin ruin]

You can only open one per day

[glad wadi]

wearing 6B13 rn

[velvet brook]

I haven't submitted any

got the error the first time

[visual sphinx]

test drive 4 is rpdn

5 is sr-2m

[vital sail]

im liking the ak12 ngl but definitely gotta use 60 rounders on this

and i dont like the ergo hit

[knotty musk]

Who needs ergo

Not me

[glad wadi]

thats all the factory raids I have in me

piece of crap map

[vital sail]

damn i stole an m4 from someone and it has 69 ergo and 67 vert recoil

[knotty musk]

I did 19/20 of my test drive 3 kills in one life btw

[vital sail]

uh huh

[knotty musk]

I did

[vital sail]

uh huh

[iron shell]

??code

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[knotty musk]

In my prestige 4 to 5 run after 1.0

[glad wadi]

scavving reserve

[vital sail]

wait for me

i need 5.45

[glad wadi]

ok whats ur ign

i already have u i just forgor

[vital sail]

oo my scav has a vudu

flex your scav boy

[glad wadi]

dont search ?

[visual sphinx]

scavving in the big 2026

[glad wadi]

we can scav together

[vital sail]

we can?

[glad wadi]

unsearch

[vital sail]

i did

[elfin ruin]

All scavs must die

[glad wadi]

whats ur ign

[vital sail]

except me

[glad wadi]

scavs rise up

[vital sail]

one sec

[vital sail]

no you guys gotta go

its ok for me because i only scav for ammo

[glad wadi]

thats what i need so we have to split

[vital sail]

HON_0R

[acoustic otter]

103 to knights head and its like the game wants me to get off

[vital sail]

lets go down to basement for some pmcs tho

[glad wadi]

accept

[vagrant nova]

do yall like kimchi

[glad wadi]

no we arent going basement for PMCs

[glad wadi]

hell no tastes like cold poop

[vital sail]

accepted

yo what the FUCK did they do to my gun

[glad wadi]

can u play EU

[velvet brook]

so can you help regarding this?

[vital sail]

#screenshots message

[elfin ruin]

No

[vital sail]

what the fuck did they do

[vagrant nova]

@cold brook how is the Kimchi in Korea? if you have tried of course

[vagrant nova]

aww damn

puts bean on toast

[glad wadi]

I DONT like beans !!!!

[vital sail]

my scav has better drip

[glad wadi]

honor I hope you can play EU

hell no check the cap

[vital sail]

im eu

[glad wadi]

im aura farming on you

[vital sail]

dumbass

[glad wadi]

oh nvm

[vagrant nova]

lmao

[glad wadi]

follow me

[vital sail]

i got kicked

[glad wadi]

what

[vital sail]

matching error or something

[glad wadi]

say sike rn

[vagrant nova]

what are yall doin

[glad wadi]

scavving

did u actually

[vital sail]

an error occured during matching

[vagrant nova]

shoot his ahh

[vital sail]

im reconnecting

[glad wadi]

pain

bro is not EU

[vital sail]

yo no i need this vudu

[glad wadi]

bro needs a vudu 😭

[vital sail]

im not lvl40 😭

[glad wadi]

is P22 a good injector

[vital sail]

im treating vudus and razors like my own firstborn children

[elfin ruin]

Not very nice to sell your children on the flea market

[glad wadi]

wtf is key 04?

[trail vapor]

and? like 2?

[glad wadi]

you have some keys

[vital sail]

i cant sell them sadly

did you kill me you bitch

[glad wadi]

whats Key 04 with one use

[trail vapor]

can someone have 2 firstborn children?

[glad wadi]

no i didnt kill you

[vagrant nova]

if it is FIR you need it for a later quest called samples

[elfin ruin]

Labyrinth key

[glad wadi]

woah

im killing you

[vital sail]

fucking brits

[glad wadi]

vudu looking nice

[vital sail]

its bouta go up your ass

[glad wadi]

hurry we're in

[vital sail]

creating loot pools

[glad wadi]

im in we spawned dome

quick

[vital sail]

nice lets go down to d2

rush pkpm

[fossil quarry]

can obdolos 2 kill you or is it only obdolos 1

[vital sail]

i have an impact and im not scared to use it

[glad wadi]

you left me

[vagrant nova]

honor why !!

[scenic sundial]

??event

Event??

[high acorn]

??events

Yeah no work

[scenic sundial]

Wtfffffffff:(((((((((

[silk prairie]

no its safe

but bring healing or propitals since it gives you negative health regen

[austere obsidian]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[vagrant nova]

bruh

[austere obsidian]

bot still works

[stuck hornet]

@high acorn HOW DOING

[sturdy sand]

I am literally never going to finish shooter born on ground zero. Nevermind interchange, which I anticipate will be 100x more annoying, lol

[austere obsidian]

bro these TF teammates are horrible

[vagrant nova]

14 - 7 btw

[high acorn]

Doing good bro hbu

[unique hill]

i did it in like 3 raids on Friday. I just go upstairs in room 3/4 of the dead scientist and scope the horizon. you can camp car extract from thre too

[sacred saddle]

Interchanges not too bad, everyone spawns around the edges, and most will havge to leave that way. Just campy bs as usual lol

[unique hill]

interchange is fairly easy too. can camp upstairs middle area, go to tagills area, or hang around power station and should see ppl

[austere obsidian]

No i meant I went 15-8 and had more kills than my entire team combined x2

today

And then had three matches where three teammates had 0 kills

until round 5

[vagrant nova]

dragging it

[glad wadi]

BAN !!!!!!

BAN HONOR !!!!!

[vital sail]

i swear on everything i love

i didnt even aim

[glad wadi]

I NEEDED THE LION STATUE !!!!!!

mods honor team killed me on scav

[vital sail]

you shot me first

[glad wadi]

!!!!!!!

You are evil

[vital sail]

my legs blacked

[vagrant nova]

geon wtf

if u need loot just say that 😭

[glad wadi]

Honor team kills on scav

[vital sail]

i clipped it wait

[vagrant nova]

did butch leave ?

ahahahahah

[glad wadi]

I cant believe it

i had a lion statue for the task

ill never forgive you

[vital sail]

oh fuck me it didnt capture it

[glad wadi]

youll pay for this

[vital sail]

i actually didnt wanna hit you 😭

[stuck hornet]

Chilling mate

[glad wadi]

you one tapped my head

[vital sail]

i just shot and you just happened to be in the centre of my screen

[glad wadi]

youll pay for this

[vital sail]

ill be taking the lion statue and the BS tho

[glad wadi]

😭 😭

[vital sail]

thanks for the donations

[knotty musk]

what happened

[glad wadi]

shall we do a normal raid

he headshotted me on scav

[vital sail]

in reserve

[glad wadi]

for no reason

[knotty musk]

ill be on in a sec geon

[vital sail]

you blacked my leg 😭

[knotty musk]

no need for honor

leave him

[glad wadi]

god forbid I shoot ur leg?

[vital sail]

freak you

[sturdy sand]

Brother, I've been rushing central sniper spots every raid. I'm 10 raids in, 3 SBIH kills, few glock kills. So tilting.

[stuck hornet]

ive actually escaped btw

[glad wadi]

bro never had his leg blacked ?

[vagrant nova]

i escaped aswell ! (to black ops 4)

[glad wadi]

HONOR you will pay

[vital sail]

why bro actually kicked me

[glad wadi]

😭

[high acorn]

Good lad

[vital sail]

ts like those fortnite lobbies all over again

"yo who invited this dude"

[glad wadi]

did u teamkill on there too

[vital sail]

you tked first

[glad wadi]

i shot ur leg with a toz

dont try bend the story

[vital sail]

i almsot bled out

[glad wadi]

💀 💀

[vital sail]

i used YOUR torinquet to save myself

[glad wadi]

who aims at head height after a friendly leg shot

[vital sail]

its muscle memory

[glad wadi]

youre sick

[vital sail]

ive been playing shooters for longer than youve been born kiddo

[glad wadi]

im triple your age

[knotty musk]

🥀

[vital sail]

goo goo gaa gaa ahh

[glad wadi]

Noooo you team kill on scav

[stuck hornet]

is this an unc off or what

[glad wadi]

we are banning you

[vital sail]

na na na boo boo

[glad wadi]

sieze this user

[vital sail]

ay but guess whos up 240BP, 120BS and 0.05 scav rep 😂

[glad wadi]

🥀 💀

[sturdy sand]

THEORETICALLY SOMEONE HAS TO EVENTUALLY COME TO NAKATANI RIGHT

[glad wadi]

I gave you BP and a cat statue

[vital sail]

everyone using flare

[glad wadi]

you are literally satan

[vital sail]

i dropped the cat for your lion dw

[glad wadi]

blocked

[vital sail]

im going to sell it to therapist

[sturdy sand]

fml i have to go

better try to extract lmao

[knotty musk]

wait for me geon

dont go

[sturdy sand]

is there any actual punishment for just leaving the raid?

[knotty musk]

on phone

[vital sail]

geon let me carry you in reserve

[glad wadi]

im going to go

[vital sail]

ill use the ammo you gave me

[glad wadi]

man united are playing

[knotty musk]

nooooooooo

[glad wadi]

YANITED YANITED

[vital sail]

man united fan aswell

[vagrant nova]

LMAO

[vital sail]

fucking brits

[glad wadi]

never speak to me again

you team kill on scav

everyone remember this

[vital sail]

dont shoot my leg

you poked the lion and are complaing that it retaliated

[glad wadi]

😭

[vital sail]

and guess what kind of lion i got from that 😂

a found in raid one!

[unique hill]

i got a double kill 1st floor of that building then a triple kill watching it from the window on a sep raid. just bring food/water and chill up there n hawk eye lock in

[knotty musk]

fantastic

[sturdy sand]

g2g to work

gonna boucne and hope nobody finds me

[vital sail]

bro this fuckass clipping software

[royal sinew]

good news. reserve marked gave me a virtex. bad news. forgot RR. 🥀

[vital sail]

where are the good news

[knotty musk]

@floral edge i settled on the S25 base

[jade mango]

honestly bro

[knotty musk]

looks like a really nice phone

[jade mango]

wish you luck

[vital sail]

what are virtexes used for

i got like 10 firs

[jade mango]

its a quest item

for pk

and i think some hideout shi

[knotty musk]

you need like 2 FIR

[sharp sandal]

hallo chat

[jade mango]

ive seen 2 or so in maybe 600 ish raids this entire wipe 😭

[sharp sandal]

[royal sinew]

as i see this a guy shoots me out of nowhere blacks my stomach and tries running me down in bunker as i turn power on

fucking witch

[knotty musk]

@quiet salmon said he would go on a 15 minute break from tarkov and then he never came back

this was hours ago

then geon joins and leaves before my phone call finishes

like

[royal sinew]

bro lied to leave hell

[knotty musk]

no friends left

we were having amazing raids

[vital sail]

wanna play with me

[jade mango]

let me join 😄

[royal sinew]

bro im fighting a freak with 300 AP for sure

[vital sail]

ill carry

[royal sinew]

ITS RESERVE

WHY DO YOU RUN 300 AP

[vital sail]

reserve is just a number

@glad wadi i just realized i needed that lion for my scav case

thanks again

[knotty musk]

im a w teammate

he was tryna kill nanners

saved him

[royal sinew]

surely

surely wasnt a TK

[knotty musk]

it wasnt

[royal sinew]

yeah it was i was there

[knotty musk]

i have a clip of a naked guy tanking an m61 to his neck btw

[vagrant nova]

show us

[royal sinew]

a timmy wearing a glorious mask tanked my 762x54R PS.

i hate

[glad wadi]

Fuck you

[vagrant nova]

😭

[vital sail]

yo am i tuff
#videos message

[vital sail]

put the sniper down son 🙏

[barren mountain]

Just want to thank the devs for being on top of the bugs that had arisen with the recent updates. 🙏

[trim root]

I love woods so much I just completed a helping hand at lvl 46

[vagrant nova]

whattt

did u use M61?

[knotty musk]

yes

[knotty musk]

that same raid i shot straight through a tagilla mask

[vagrant nova]

this is butch and geon

[knotty musk]

also this from earlier too

i got 3 kills in this area in that raid

[jade copper]

Me fr

[vagrant nova]

no way u get SBIH like that 😭

[knotty musk]

its so easy

[vagrant nova]

i cant lie i might be clapped at the game

[unique agate]

home after 4 days, missed all of twitch drops

[vagrant nova]

thats the reason

[royal sinew]

both my armor plates are sub 20 from 50+ i hate reserve

[vital sail]

geon rubbing off

[knotty musk]

how

[unique agate]

were twitch drops good?

[knotty musk]

no

[unique agate]

tf u mean no

there were gamba cases i heard

gamba good

[knotty musk]

there were

not when every case you open gives you gp coins

[unique agate]

rainbet rainbet rainbet

[knotty musk]

(me btw)

[unique agate]

also they buffed cases from arena right?

dude my whole ig reels feed is filled with brainrot uber

[knotty musk]

yeah but i didnt see a noticeable difference

[tender valve]

i got a 1btc and a bunch of snipers

[glad wadi]

I’ve been team killed on scav

[tender valve]

not for arena tho arena is ass

[unique agate]

is arena still popping?

or hype died down

am i still gonna meet yall in my lobbies

[tender valve]

i only do arena do secure

theta

[royal sinew]

reserve top 10 shitholes oat

[tender valve]

isnt there like only 10 maps

[royal sinew]

this shit worse than birmingham

my armor is 133/208 and im not evne out of raid yet im just taking a few breaks on the way

[tender vortex]

i cant find some of red attachements in tarkov arena are they bugged or something?

[royal sinew]

crate

[vagrant nova]

crate

[unique agate]

crate

[unique hill]

i got my streets SBIH in one raid running mxlr near kaban

killed a 3 man between factory marked / med area across street from kaban then 2 players in kaban

tbh, having finally done SBIH.. the most annoying map for me personally was woods/reserve

and only cause reserve was more CQC than id have prefered with a DMR

[royal sinew]

i have to wear UN armor uwaaaaa

i dont wanna

[waxen bane]

Can someone help me? I think something might be wrong with my game but I don’t know where to start troubleshooting
I’ve already verified integrity of game files

[tender vortex]

you guys say crate, but only 1 buttstock is in crate (short one) so where is long?

or maybe when i unlock one it actually unlocks 2 of them?

oh but actually i have same issue with gold one only short one is locked behind levels

[calm tiger]

finally got ref unlocked in pvp

Time to pvp and lose everything

[indigo ruin]

why does my game sometimes play like 5 beats of a song while in game

i dont get a notification or anything

[acoustic otter]

are u perchance in a bush while that happens or smt

[indigo ruin]

no i was in a mall

[silk prairie]

abandoned factory and a violet from cultist 🥹

[acoustic otter]

idk

[knotty musk]

dailies resetting

[indigo ruin]

oh

[daring crypt]

??codes

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[quartz hearth]

Does anyone else have an issue where tarkov uninstalls itself everytime you close the launcher and reopen it later

[unique hill]

dailies resetting or parmesan noise if ur sitting camping yeah

[vital sail]

divine intervention

gods are trying to help you

[quartz hearth]

no

[daring crypt]

Interesting: HOLDMYMETA "is not found"

[indigo ruin]

parmesan like cheese

[quartz hearth]

in the last day and a half i have had to reinstall tarkov 3 times

[knotty musk]

??codes

??codes

piece of shit

??codes

[daring crypt]

Weird

[acoustic otter]

nice man

[knotty musk]

nice man

[daring crypt]

??codes

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[knotty musk]

its on cooldown

there we go

[acoustic otter]

holy diffed

[daring crypt]

Lmao

[knotty musk]

i fixed the codes

[vagrant nova]

W

[reef ether]

Nerd

[crude vessel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Eo9KJVOwZhY?si=5zjauV2sM_ZgN8kG

is this enough to run streets without stutters

[acoustic otter]

bro why i just find a ded moroz hat hat it is not christmas anymore

[crude vessel]

Im not clicking your malware pal

[acoustic otter]

schizo talking to himself again

[crude vessel]

Timezones bro

[daring crypt]

Still not found, and I'm just copy/pasting it

[vagrant nova]

@harsh shell this is a job for you

[silk prairie]

hey rysko4 defuse this link

[crude vessel]

its christmas for the chinese or something

[opal pier]

not enough actually

[knotty musk]

new phone tomorrow

w

[crude vessel]

w

can it run tarkov

[crude vessel]

need to quadruple the numbers

[reef ether]

But what

[knotty musk]

S25

[solemn junco]

which driver is it that is optimised for tarkov

[reef ether]

Good man

No iOSlop

[knotty musk]

never

i always knew i liked you geller

based android user

[reef ether]

Butch we should move to Poland

I just got 6 beers and 8 shots for £20

[rotund brook]

Geller I’m moving Poland to you.

[knotty musk]

i dont drink

[floral edge]

i dont want butch there

[topaz patio]

Geller i'm moving to poland with you

[knotty musk]

you dont even live there vanilla

you didnt even want to be there clearly

[hazy bay]

what happened to arena

[reef ether]

How about me

[hazy bay]

so shit the movement is

[floral edge]

says who

[floral edge]

you can stay

[reef ether]

We would genuinely move here i think

Its so fucking nice

[unique yarrow]

am i the only one who really cant sprint in arena cause im just bugging all over the place but if i walk normal everythings fine ???

[hazy bay]

new inertia or something is a CRAP

[fringe breach]

Hey man I called you

[rain wind]

why did they get rid of the really loud thunk when you get shot in the head (like years ago btw)

[zealous pike]

!codes

/codes

[crude vessel]

dude i dont know its just that playing arena for the past 3 days and getting used to peeking people with a quick AD lean doesnt work on normal tarkov

??codes

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[crude vessel]

You can thank me later.

on some sigma shit

[reef ether]

@floral edge what drink should I try

Im hooked on cherry ale

[fossil quarry]

liquid nitrogen

[floral edge]

man i dunno

i just drink guinness and cider

[reef ether]

This pub doesn't have Guinness sadly

[austere obsidian]

who hurt coxxy, why is he on R6

[reef ether]

And only appol cider

[austere obsidian]

how?

[knotty plinth]

when is wipe?

[austere obsidian]

??wipe

[reef condor]

As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.

Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).

[silk prairie]

literally 1984

[crude vessel]

#screenshots message pls help

do i buy it or nah

[knotty plinth]

player wipe

when is it

[hazy bay]

I simply cannot follow their movement while adsing

[knotty musk]

there isnt one for our characters right now

its all permanent

they will be adding a character that does wipe later this year though

[knotty plinth]

thats horrible bro what

they need wipes in this game

[crude vessel]

@glad wadi its from fence but its 100 dura

[knotty musk]

we will have 2 characters. One will wipe and one will not

[jade copper]

Are you referring to PvE and PvP?

[crude vessel]

i havent learned from my lessons of fence's guns jamming on me but this ones the exception

[knotty plinth]

oh ight ig

[glad wadi]

Mid gun

[vital sail]

holy shit they arent exagerating how shit the audio is

[crude vessel]

no, two PVP characters

[hazy bay]

so we had one cake, now it goes or soon into 3 slices...

[crude vessel]

i see
what guns do i be on the lookout for

[knotty musk]

no

[crude vessel]

i answered him dont worry about it

[knotty musk]

son 💀

[crude vessel]

i remembered im the youngest one here

[knotty plinth]

are you a dev

[jade copper]

What’s the difference from seasonal characters and wipes?

[knotty musk]

No

[crude vessel]

Hes worse.

[knotty musk]

Seasonal characters will wipe every 6 months or so

[jade copper]

Only for PvP?

[knotty musk]

yes

and each season will have a different theme and you can pick different buffs and debuffs, kind of like Project Zomboid perk system

[crude vessel]

Cigarettes addiction in tarkov

[knotty musk]

and they will have unique rewards that transfer to the main character (the one we are all playing now that doesnt wipe)

[jade copper]

I need to find this character thing

[crude vessel]

the gear gap between timmys and 9k hour players will be atrocious

[crude vessel]

its not out yet son

[jade copper]

I’m still relatively new to Tarkov

[knotty musk]

its the same even 1 month after a wipe

nothing changes

[crude vessel]

ive got 4k hours and i havent seen anyone this new in a while

[jade copper]

130 hours in Tarkov so far

[knotty musk]

himlobin does NOT have 4k hours

hes lying to you

[crude vessel]

oh damn i got 80

how you calling yourself new with 130 hours you liar

[jade copper]

The planes features Atleast

Planned*

Still want mod support

[crude vessel]

I understand.

[crude vessel]

do i keep the thingmabob in my sheath if i die

i want to place my skibidi toilet crowbar in there

[knotty musk]

you keep all melee weapons in your sheath unless it is a cultist knife

only the cultist knife can be looted

[crude vessel]

is it worth alot

[jade copper]

Cultist knife is real

[crude vessel]

israel? this is a tarkov server take your politics somewhere else

[icy linden]

gotem

[crude vessel]

getting pmc kills is so hard when tier 4 armour is like really easy to get

[icy linden]

click on head

skill issue

[jade copper]

I’m sir is real and Israel is two very different things 🤓 ☝️

[crude vessel]

Well hello there, sir is real and Israel is two very different things 🤓 ☝️

[knotty musk]

Alright none of that

[crude vessel]

okay my fault og

[jade copper]

You got me

[crude vessel]

i didnt know itd turn political

[knotty musk]

its eft chat

people find a way

[austere obsidian]

How are the lizards

[sharp sandal]

Gn lads

[hazy bay]

Iran will solve this

[icy linden]

gn sir

[hazy bay]

thats all I can say

[austere obsidian]

Because everyone here has 2 brain cells at most

[sharp sandal]

I'll b back in 5 hrs

[crude vessel]

Goog night

[jade copper]

No more tho

[austere obsidian]

Night night mate

[icy linden]

when we gonna get react perms

[jade copper]

I’m giga chad at Tarkov fr I have more then two brain cells

[austere obsidian]

you play Ghost of Tabour

that takes all your brain cells away

[jade copper]

I do not play as much, burned out, now I play tarkov

Can’t spell for shit

[surreal moth]

none of that

[crude vessel]

Im john ground zero.

[austere obsidian]

leave

[crude vessel]

loading into ground zero as we speak

[surreal moth]

ok bye

[jade copper]

I’m John labrys

[austere obsidian]

i miss you already

[nova niche]

Video games bad

[crude vessel]

@surreal moth this is so romantic are you gonna respond to him

[knotty musk]

its like hes still with us 🥀 🙏

[nova niche]

Ded fed

[jade copper]

Nuh uh

[nova niche]

You’re an ant

[surreal moth]

ate a burrito type shi

[jade copper]

So I am

[hazy bay]

arena spawns and movement is a CRAP

[nova niche]

How

[surreal moth]

send a pic to butch, didn’t respond

[knotty musk]

yes

i didnt open the picture fed

[jade copper]

True

[nova niche]

Based

[surreal moth]

it’s ok it was all wrapped in foil

[austere obsidian]

every morning butch sends me a message wishing i was dead

[knotty musk]

i do not

[hazy bay]

also rhyst, and altyn.. why?

[nova niche]

Why would he bother

[surreal moth]

i believe butch cause butch is nice

[knotty musk]

Cosmo hooked me up with the means to bully viinex so

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[austere obsidian]

oh true nvm

butch would never do that

[surreal moth]

i can’t say my jome

[knotty musk]

cosmo is a top 3 chatter

[surreal moth]

jome

ok

[knotty musk]

jome

[nova niche]

Whos the top 3 Butch

[knotty musk]

hmm

i regret saying top 3

[nova niche]

Go on

[jade copper]

Sooo

[knotty musk]

1. rupert
2. geon
3. cosmo

[surreal moth]

i wish garlic was as big as watermelon is

[nova niche]

Rupert mentioned

[glad wadi]

who the fuck is rupert

[crude vessel]

I GENIUENELY WHIFFED SO BAD WITH SKS

[glad wadi]

whatever

[knotty musk]

rupert is elite ball knowledge

[austere obsidian]

speaking of whiffs

[nova niche]

If u know u know

[surreal moth]

i don’t know thank gosh

[knotty musk]

rupert was one of a kind

[surreal moth]

what’s the point of having a green light if the next one is just gonna be red and I have to stop anyways

[austere obsidian]

ragebait

fuck, i need a durum man

[crude vessel]

#videos message GUYS WATCH THIS LET ME KNOW IF IM TRIPPING

[austere obsidian]

I’m gonna get one tmr

[surreal moth]

donner

[surreal moth]

you’re yelling so automatic yes

[vagrant nova]

döner ?

[austere obsidian]

Durum is different to donner

[surreal moth]

idk what any of those are

[crude vessel]

ITS BECAUSE I HEAD EYESED HIM AND HES NOT DEAD

[nova niche]

What the fuck are u people saying

[glad wadi]

who tf team kills on scav tho

[surreal moth]

sounds like you didn’t hear eyes

[crude vessel]

Domer ✅ reference

[vagrant nova]

durum is like a wrap

döner is bread

[knotty musk]

where is the rupert video sylvia

[surreal moth]

I think we are too American for this

[knotty musk]

i cant find it

[austere obsidian]

it’s so fucking peak man

[surreal moth]

rupert files

[vagrant nova]

i know bro u gotta try adana tho

[crude vessel]

the guy i scavved with yesterday, we were hiding in a room and a scav opened the door, we just fucking magdumped the poor ai

[knotty musk]

found it

[nova niche]

Idk

[austere obsidian]

yo bet

[nova niche]

Share

With me

[knotty musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1387528435571622079/tonights_biggest_timmy.mov?ex=69f06e4e&is=69ef1cce&hm=435d174e4b803c9dedefb2cc1a0bee254eba9e03b538d8ef05a206dc39f07a8c&

[nova niche]

God he was so bad

[storm dagger]

LMFAO

[glad wadi]

poopert

[dry oasis]

Speaking of wipe pookie

[crude vessel]

hes lowkey right tho howd it do that

[nova niche]

You’re alive?

[dry oasis]

You gonna play dad tomorrow

[knotty musk]

of course

[dry oasis]

Rarely

[nova niche]

How

[knotty musk]

me and @glad wadi are gonna be the power couple on dark and darker wipe

[nova niche]

Oh. So already counting me out

I see

[austere obsidian]

I’ve got one of Kramillion doing this but worse, however he can’t talk in here so it’s not as funny anymore

[dry oasis]

Motivation at an all time low but I exist

[vagrant nova]

#screenshots i think i got the longest error message in tarkov lmao

[knotty musk]

until our final piece of the murder trio hops on

[glad wadi]

😂 ur not getting on

[knotty musk]

@nova niche

[nova niche]

Yeah yeah backtrack it now

I see how it is

[dry oasis]

Ngl I re-download Ed it after you said it was good

[crude vessel]

was it not head eye because of the bullet velocity or ping

[dry oasis]

It's been surprisingly fun

[austere obsidian]

hop on hunt showdown (i’m going to sleep instead)

[knotty musk]

geon when do i get paid

i got another player

[nova niche]

What the fuck

[glad wadi]

ill contact the boss

[nova niche]

[knotty musk]

nice

[nova niche]

And to think i was actually gonna download it tonight

[austere obsidian]

replaced already smh

[knotty musk]

please sylvia

we need the trio back

im gonna be ranger

[dry oasis]

Bro Sylvia they need a good team mate

Not a rat

[glad wadi]

...

[nova niche]

What the fuck

[glad wadi]

do you know who i am

[knotty musk]

geon is cracked

[nova niche]

I main Fighter, im the tank

[glad wadi]

im tankier

[nova niche]

I tank they DPS

[glad wadi]

im fighterier

[knotty musk]

we cant have 2 fighters though

[dry oasis]

I also love my rat drip in dad

[nova niche]

Geon shut up im talking rn

[glad wadi]

sorry

[nova niche]

Anyways

Frick u

Ok u can go on now geon

[glad wadi]

thanks

[knotty musk]

ratpope drew my fish warlock btw

[dry oasis]

Born to be fighter
Forced to be cleric

[dry oasis]

Trash jumpscare

[glad wadi]

who can no hit troll?

[dry oasis]

I need to lowkey redraw that

[knotty musk]

if thats shit then idk

[crude vessel]

is it possible for a guy to survive a sks headshot?, game says i inflicted heavy damage on him

[crude vessel]

like in the post raid review

[vagrant nova]

türkiye 🗣️ 🔥

[broken raven]

guys when i use aug it instanly overheats then gives malfunction after 1-3 shots. is that normal?

[knotty musk]

do you have art of your character drawn? no

[crude vessel]

whats the durability on it

[knotty musk]

you dont

@glad wadi

[broken raven]

max

[austere obsidian]

my friend redrew a picture of me and oh my god

[crude vessel]

must be a bug

[glad wadi]

do I have a clip of me getting a quad feed with butch included

yes

[dry oasis]

side note i actually have the most fan art

just saying

[knotty musk]

i might

actually i dont think i do anymore

[broken raven]

probably, cuz same happened with my m4 then i died

[knotty musk]

i deleted my clips folder

it was 150gb

[limpid fractal]

Hello i have problem, i just install Tarkov on new pc and buy new game, but i have language menu when i choose english and next i stuck on loading sooo long and nothing happend do you please help me ?

[peak wigeon]

i havent played in a while, did they slightly tweak inertia ?

[austere obsidian]

i have 500gb of clips…

[latent citrus]

your system clock is probably off

[austere obsidian]

help me

[dry oasis]

bro what do you need 150gb of vids for

WHAT DO YOU NEED 500G OF CLIPS FOR

[latent citrus]

fix your clock settings

[knotty musk]

i clipped everything

[broken raven]

what is that

[dry oasis]

gimme the dad channel butch

lemme see the clips

[latent citrus]

the clock on your operating system

[limpid fractal]

Please

[latent citrus]

sync it

[austere obsidian]

embarrassing clips of my friends and myself

[broken raven]

ill check, thx

[dry oasis]

i respect that

[austere obsidian]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[austere obsidian]

for stuff like this

[dry oasis]

my favorite running gag is my pure amazing luck of saying I think im gonna die

then dying

[limpid fractal]

Hello i have problem, i just install Tarkov on new pc and buy new game, but i have language menu when i choose english and next i stuck on loading sooo long and nothing happend do you please help me ?

[knotty musk]

do you want to see an S tier clip?

[vagrant nova]

dragging it

[dry oasis]

yes

[austere obsidian]

a lot of my embarrassing clips of myself is me trying to fuck over my friends and fucking myself even harder

[knotty musk]

its so weird

the clip in discord doesnt come with audio

but the actual file has fed and nanners giggling at it

[latent citrus]

@broken raven playing tarkov after pc going to sleep mode can also cause the issue

[rotund brook]

Hehe vase

[latent citrus]

make sure to restart yr pc

[dry oasis]

peak

[nova niche]

Im a plate armor fighter main

[rotund brook]

I need a break room. Someone give me a baseball bat and many fragile objects

[dry oasis]

#videos message
this is still my favorite ngl

[glad wadi]

Nexon final warning.

[nova niche]

Tank that magic bullshit and rush

Drop da banner

[dry oasis]

not to brag but my main is better

[glad wadi]

bro casts 😂

hold this falcion nerd

[calm nest]

TACTICAL VASE DEPLOYED!

[rotund brook]

“That’s not a nade! That’s grandma!”

[nova niche]

You also fucked up TKing me

Dont wanna hear it

My skull blocks falchions, fireballs and 7.62x54

[calm nest]

gam gam always wanted to be an explosive

[gusty hollow]

whats the best EFT arena suppressor

[dry oasis]

quiet headphones

[calm nest]

SDN for recoil

[shy drift]

AI slop in fan art

go nuke them

[crude vessel]

i dont recommend using because they all overheat

[spring crystal]

what's the update

[gusty hollow]

new drip

[crude vessel]

drip or drown

[spring crystal]

Don't get my hopes up

[austere obsidian]

you’re just that dense

[naive swift]

does anyone know what the key is for the door behind chek 13

[spring crystal]

chek 13 key?

[naive swift]

no the door behind it

[vital sail]

holy shit glukhar and friends are cracked

i just took a grenade to the face

[spring crystal]

yup

[vital sail]

mf greened that shit

i was in white pawn 3rd story

[glad wadi]

good

[vital sail]

i tanked it

[spring crystal]

want to hear something crazy?

[vital sail]

sure

[spring crystal]

All AI can see you through all walls. They can see you at all times. They just have inhibitors that stop them shooting you.

[vital sail]

crazy

[spring crystal]

that's why you see scavs/bosses looking in weird directions

they are looking at players

through walls.

[vital sail]

cant they just

[surreal moth]

can we keep geon contained here

[vital sail]

if(wall==true){
dont look=true;
}

[glad wadi]

[vagrant nova]

altarion level ahh coding

[tiny flame]

if(geon=true){
shoot_everyone=true;
}

[glad wadi]

[vital sail]

another td3 kill

[vagrant nova]

if geon=scav
shoot_teammate

[austere obsidian]

no that’s coxxy

[crude vessel]

@vital sail fym im larping as scav

[vital sail]

sks with that scope

[vital sail]

if geon=shoot leg
bullet to the dome=true

[crude vessel]

it doesnt take any other scopes i believe

[vital sail]

bro im actually so mad medal didnt clip that shit

and like 2 minutes before that i locked him in a room and threw in a flashbang 😭

@glad wadi wanna scav reserve again

ill give you all the BS ill find

[indigo ruin]

genius

[spring crystal]

CHEEKI BREEKI, VALCHA VIKI

[vagrant nova]

they should lowkey let me leave and keep my arena daily task progression

[spring crystal]

*sniff

[vagrant nova]

afking everytime is annoying

[peak wigeon]

every time i play checkpoint i swear my tm8s are ai

[vital sail]

palchik vikin

[indigo ruin]

how do i turn down the loud ass game found sound effect in arena

or just turn it off ocmpletely

[vital sail]

i dont know

[indigo ruin]

shit jump scares me damn near every itme

[vital sail]

bro these marked rooms are NOT treating me well

i see mfs get 4 keycards in 314

[crude vessel]

yoo i got my first raid with more than 1 pmc kill

i got 3 kills

[vital sail]

i used the whole thing up and didnt get 3 mil

[crude vessel]

on actual dudes

[indigo ruin]

hes truly him

lobin

[vital sail]

now for labs

[silk prairie]

did you get cursed by a homeless man maybe

[crude vessel]

#screenshots message

[silk prairie]

could be the cause

[crude vessel]

i dont even got reserve unc

[silk prairie]

looks like you should keep their dogtags then

[vagrant nova]

got a weekly, capture the objective 52 times lmao

1 lega, 50K xp and 1.2 mil

seems worth it tbf

[knotty musk]

my weekly is to headshot 60 enemies as enforcer for like 200k exp

not doing it

[vagrant nova]

rpd ?

thats like 2-3 games

[knotty musk]

playing arena ❌

[vagrant nova]

ah yea

[knotty musk]

i dont need exp now anyway

im level 48

[vital sail]

millenials talking about their age

[copper pier]

games takig longer to load in?

[crude vessel]

im 40 years young

[vagrant nova]

😭

im 25 years young

[crude vessel]

that's gen z

[vagrant nova]

no thats just being old

[vagrant nova]

i take it back

make ??windex be the minibus clip on bay 5

[knotty musk]

the one where you're jumping?

[vagrant nova]

yea

[knotty musk]

no

[vagrant nova]

fuck u

stink

[knotty musk]

rule 1

[vagrant nova]

oh

[vital sail]

man arena ez af

[vagrant nova]

im sorry my majesty

[glad wadi]

Are we playing arena

[rotund brook]

Windex I need emotional support ong frfr get me a cat

[crude vessel]

#videos message @vital sail @vital sail @vital sail

[knotty musk]

fuh no

but geon get on we have raids to run

im tired as shit

[vagrant nova]

dont u have a cat ?

[rotund brook]

Nah I was fostering one for a while and I have some back home

None in my apartment right now

[vagrant nova]

get one from the shelter :D

[glad wadi]

What map

[knotty musk]

idk geon i have bolt action kills to get

any map that isnt shoreline or customs

[rotund brook]

Get online viinex

[vagrant nova]

i am on tarkov rn

[glad wadi]

I’ll do shooter born I guess

[knotty musk]

youre gonna do 1 raid with a bolty and then get off

dont lie

[vagrant nova]

🥀

[glad wadi]

[desert verge]

Been having some serious issues with crashes lately, especially on Streets but other places to. Random, nothing I can see that sets it off (Event handled complains about Unity.dll crashes). Reinstalled GFX drivers and will try reinstall of the game it self. Cannot remember, is settings saved or is that something I need to do?

[rotund brook]

Ok good. Make sure to play twice as well as usual so it’s like we are both online

[storm seal]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26

[vagrant nova]

damn u not getting on ? 😭

[storm seal]

MxgicFPSApr26 did this one work for someone?

[vital sail]

vii is this tuff
#videos message

[knotty musk]

its for arena

[vagrant nova]

can someone sell the mk47 409mm barrel on the flea pls and thank u

[storm seal]

ah got it thx

[vagrant nova]

419 to 785 btw

[vital sail]

team selling

[rotund brook]

Man I’m trying😭

Despair

[vagrant nova]

why ? :(

why u in despair

[vital sail]

turn that frown upside down!

[vagrant nova]

whoever listed that barrel on the flea

thank u !!

[knotty musk]

@vale blaze english only

[vital sail]

i took a stray 😔

[knotty musk]

sorry@vital sail your message popped up right as i clicked delete

[vital sail]

its alright

no

[knotty musk]

at least i apologised

[vital sail]

i forgive

[knotty musk]

wait hold on

there we go

[vital sail]

yes

[vagrant nova]

W

[vital sail]

nothing happened in eft-chat

[vagrant nova]

time for lighthouse 🗣️

if i dont finish assessment part 1 in 2 raids i want butch to lowkey slime me out

[civic horizon]

literally 1984

[vagrant nova]

i did SBIH faster than ts 🥀

[civic horizon]

lowkirkenually?

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi the football cannot be this long

[glad wadi]

Last 10

[knotty musk]

im tired

[vital sail]

is man utd losing or is man utd losing

[knotty musk]

no one cares anyway

i hope theyre losing

[vital sail]

most likely they are

[keen marsh]

Why are the goons hunting me

What did I do

Why me

[knotty musk]

if they aggro someone, they just hunt them down

rush them

[vital sail]

manchester unites biggest flex is being ronaldos ex club

[keen marsh]

They rushed me I didn't agro them

[vital sail]

they saw you

all that matters

[keen marsh]

I face fucked pipe guy
Knight shot me in the dome

[knotty musk]

yeah if they see you, they want you gone

[daring crypt]

3 raids in a row I'm trying to complete Setup and bam: run into Goons each time

they angy

[keen marsh]

I'm just tryna complete golden swag and other dtuff

[vagrant nova]

someone missed a headshot on me while i was standing still on the big rock on LH

W aim

[gusty hollow]

whats the best shotgun round rn

[blazing plume]

i did td3 in hc wipe in 3 hours you got that

(and assessment)

[keen marsh]

Use mp 18 dude

[blazing plume]

flechette

[crude vessel]

flechette

[knotty musk]

how many kills

idk why youre on the big rock

the kills arent there

[crude vessel]

butch what prestige you on

[vagrant nova]

2

[rotund brook]

Guys I’m deleting a map to make room for ✨AI✨ which map am I getting rid of

[vagrant nova]

left

[knotty musk]

how many raids

[vagrant nova]

idk

first raid

[knotty musk]

labs please

[vagrant nova]

idk how many in total lmao

[silk prairie]

get rid of lighthouse

[knotty musk]

I've seen a 25% sale before

[latent scaffold]

i got tkd i have a clip of it and a sc of the dudes account hes a bum didnt even get the kit just annoying i wanna report him but dk how

[rotund brook]

??sales

[reef condor]

You can find a list of previous sale dates, durations, and price reduction percentages here. This can give you a good idea of an upcoming sale. #general-chat message

[latent scaffold]

yeah what a help lmao

[vagrant nova]

bruh i got the partisan sound from laying on the ground for like 10 mins lmao

raid dead

[acoustic otter]

holy rat

[knotty musk]

viinex sitting in a bush

smh

thats fucked

[vagrant nova]

literally not even in a bush lmao

[acoustic otter]

time for woods 🙏

[vagrant nova]

idk why it gave me that sound

[acoustic otter]

cuz they caught u ratting

[knotty musk]

youre in a tree then bruh

hiding

[vagrant nova]

in on a big ahh rock tho

[trim root]

that happened to me on shoreline I was afk but not near foliage

[vagrant nova]

parmesan finna taste this 338

[acoustic otter]

man these queue times r crazy bro, i dont even got time to scroll some reels anymore before im in a game

[knotty musk]

i know

its wild

[quiet salmon]

hi

[knotty musk]

i hit the recline on my chair and start deploying

its cooked

hello

sleepy head

[vagrant nova]

I MISSED A SHOT AAA

bro wasnt even movin

[knotty musk]

smh

[vagrant nova]

can someone lowkey queue into lighthouse and shot me in the back of my head

[knotty musk]

on it

[vagrant nova]

law of equivalent exchange lmao