eft-chat

[rotund brook]

Guys good new my moneys on the up and up

[harsh shell]

it looks STUPID

[tiny flame]

sell it

[crude vessel]

the worst he could say is no...

[glad wadi]

alexa play Yeat

[vagrant nova]

if he cant break bread he fake

[rotund brook]

Ok I’ll sell it

[tiny flame]

ty

[keen mango]

WHAT

TAKE THAT BACK NOW

[rotund brook]

Lowk I can’t I’m waiting a couple more months before selling some of my holdings for tax purposes

[sharp sandal]

el gato

[acoustic otter]

i hate taxes

[tiny flame]

I hate

[harsh shell]

dumbahh cat bro

[vagrant nova]

crazy how in the US yall gotta save your money for the taxes

[keen mango]

@rotund brook mute this guy

[vagrant nova]

like that shit isnt taken out of ur paycheck ?

[keen mango]

He’s insulting my cat

[keen mango]

Gato

[rotund brook]

Kinda tempted but I don’t make the call. Fokka makes the call if cat slander is in chat

[crude vessel]

geniuenely what do you even buy from ragman to get to ll2

like just spam ssh?

[cold brook]

I’m right 😭

[crude vessel]

the green helmet

[glad wadi]

literally anything until its done

[tiny flame]

fokka is my vessel

[blazing plume]

just buy and resell whatever

[harsh shell]

altarion why are you a hater bro

[blazing plume]

it doesnt matter

[harsh shell]

what did i do

[vagrant nova]

acting like xyph isnt gorgeous smh

[acoustic otter]

yea we get prefired idk how the US hasnt caught on yet

[crude vessel]

as in which is best

[harsh shell]

im a good little bsg shill

[glad wadi]

it doesnt matter its just the amount

just spend what its asking

and then sell it back

[crude vessel]

i see

[keen mango]

@odd oak

[crude vessel]

do they all have the same resale value

[rotund brook]

You’re mean to cats

[glad wadi]

they sell for cheaper than you bought

so youll lose money

[harsh shell]

it goes up from selling stuff aswell the ui just fucking lies unless its been changed since i last played

[vagrant nova]

true

[glad wadi]

get help bro

[crude vessel]

geon im gonna fucking kill you

[harsh shell]

it says spent but everytime i sold something to him the number went up

[glad wadi]

???

[vagrant nova]

find god

[keen mango]

Are you on

[harsh shell]

nuh uh

[vagrant nova]

naw

[rotund brook]

Wait Rysko are you still locked out of your old account?

[tiny flame]

man these guys stink

[harsh shell]

i emailed support im getting there

[rotund brook]

Whoever has it is online and listening to Spotify😭

[harsh shell]

oh my discord account

[tiny flame]

Straight jamming

[harsh shell]

its a fucking discord account

and yes thats me on spotify

[vagrant nova]

bro unadd that shit

[glad wadi]

i clicked that link you dmd me on your old account is that chill

[odd oak]

this is very mean but i am ready to let this slide if the meanie apologizes
all cats are beautiful except bald cats

[rotund brook]

No I want to talk to them…

[vagrant nova]

you‘ll get your shit spammed with stuff sooner then later

[harsh shell]

aslong as you didnt download anything its fine

[glad wadi]

im downloading on work pc rn

is that chill

[rotund brook]

I checked the link itself and it’s safe it’s the downloads on the site that are malicious

[tiny flame]

You IDIOT

You're gonna DIE

[glad wadi]

[vagrant nova]

thats our programmer 🗣️‼️

[keen mango]

Okay I trust your judgement

[tiny flame]

You're done for geon,,,,,

[glad wadi]

[sharp sandal]

VIINEX

I CAN SEE THAT MESSAGE

[vagrant nova]

who is going to carry butch on Lighthouse now 💔

[sharp sandal]

someone sent me a screenshot

smh

[vagrant nova]

oh

[rotund brook]

Hm?

[vagrant nova]

someone i.e butch 💔

[sharp sandal]

Nah.

[rotund brook]

AYO

lmfaooooo

[vagrant nova]

just a joke btw

[sharp sandal]

It was someone with one of the following letters in their name:
a e i o u.

[vagrant nova]

except the beautiful part

[rotund brook]

One more to add to the viinex files

[tiny flame]

I think I missed some lore

[crude vessel]

yo guys if i press the button to talk in voip while being in inventory page does voip activate

[harsh shell]

balright

[keen mango]

You should have seen the one from yesterday

[vagrant nova]

bro keeping tabs on me 💔

[crude vessel]

@glad wadi sherpa

[glad wadi]

sure

[sharp sandal]

Sherpa Geon

[glad wadi]

bazalrightttt

[tiny flame]

I'm telling armafox everything

[keen mango]

You should become pink

[harsh shell]

how is he gonna do that if hes an op

[glad wadi]

where is armafox

[rotund brook]

I can make it happen

[glad wadi]

I thought about him yesterday

[harsh shell]

can you

[tiny flame]

I think I killed him

[glad wadi]

im not an op

im a certified setup gamer

[tiny flame]

oopsy boopsies

[sharp sandal]

I am boosting this server lol

[tiny flame]

Pinks are below the blues

[keen mango]

Op isn’t important

[sharp sandal]

i like being larry's operator tho

[tiny flame]

larry

[harsh shell]

why are you trying to make him be pink anyway

[acoustic otter]

he found foxhole

[keen mango]

Ohhh Larry adopted you?

[crude vessel]

yo guys i think i killed someone but im not sure, their character yelled in agony though

[glad wadi]

he seems like a foxholer

[sharp sandal]

Larry is the lad that originally made me operator, then colonel tried (but failed) to steal me in a custody battle tho

[tiny flame]

Divorce rap battle

[harsh shell]

altarion give me op

[knotty musk]

w i got @quiet salmon his ledx he needed

w sherpa butch

[vagrant nova]

W

[harsh shell]

im nice and cool

[glad wadi]

L glaze

[rotund brook]

You gonna enable 2 factor authentication?

[sharp sandal]

The things you can achieve WITHOUT fed

[tiny flame]

I remember when butch was blue

[sharp sandal]

[harsh shell]

never been rude to someone here in my life

[glad wadi]

same he pretended to be nice then

[vagrant nova]

the sooner he gets his Ledx‘s the sooner he can go back go laying on the ground with a saiga 12

[harsh shell]

FINE i GUESS

[keen mango]

This insane lore

[crude vessel]

i need a sherpa like you that isnt you

[harsh shell]

he wont even give me op when i do this

[knotty musk]

wtf

[harsh shell]

hes just making me be responsible for nothing

[keen mango]

Alt why are you up?

[rotund brook]

Alright great! However I will have to say no because you’re too new to this server

[vagrant nova]

bro 💔

[rotund brook]

Only been here 7 days

[crude vessel]

😭 😭

[vagrant nova]

thats like a girl saying i want guy that is like u but not u

[knotty musk]

dark and darker wipe tomorrow guys inv

lfg

[glad wadi]

[knotty musk]

gonna play ranger

[tiny flame]

Yeah where's my adoption form at pal

[glad wadi]

2 day wipe

[crude vessel]

theres wipe tommorow?

[keen mango]

Lemme join

[rotund brook]

I am perpetual

[keen mango]

I wanna be your noobie

For that game

[tiny flame]

It's over

[glad wadi]

we dont want that

[knotty musk]

w transit no splints and 2 broken legs

[keen mango]

You need to sleep

[crude vessel]

its different im a boy
boys cant like boys

[glad wadi]

[tiny flame]

Little do you know

[rotund brook]

Printer errored out when we tried to print it better luck next time

[vagrant nova]

wait til u hear about free will

[crude vessel]

ground zero cabinets have to be the worst thing ever

[rotund brook]

Not true

[harsh shell]

💔

[calm nest]

If you hear this you js chopped twin 🙏 🥀

[tiny flame]

You need more blue ink.

[harsh shell]

well he wont hear it he will read it

so hes not chopped

sheeesh

[vagrant nova]

thank u comma

bomboclat wallahi

[glad wadi]

mi bomba

[calm nest]

If you need more relationship advice I’m always here, happy to help my dear friend Viinex!

[tiny flame]

If you go on a date go to the zoo and stay near the monkey exhibit

[vagrant nova]

monke

[glad wadi]

[calm nest]

If you go on a date go to red lobster

[tiny flame]

no

[vagrant nova]

yall remember punch the monkey

[calm nest]

Who doesn’t like red lobster?

[tiny flame]

I'm going to the chinese buffet

[glad wadi]

[vagrant nova]

why is the lobster red

[harsh shell]

i aint been to red lobster bro idk

[vagrant nova]

arbys>

[tiny flame]

do not.

[calm nest]

Well blue lobsters rare so

[keen mango]

So you like meat

[glad wadi]

WE HAVE THE MEATS

[keen mango]

Dry meat

[harsh shell]

viinex likes meat in his mouth gg

[vagrant nova]

i love meat

[harsh shell]

screenshot ts

[vagrant nova]

💔 yo wait

[keen mango]

I believe that after what you said yesterday

[harsh shell]

"how old are u"

[vagrant nova]

what did i say yesterday

[harsh shell]

🥀

[vagrant nova]

bro

[knotty musk]

nanners is NOT looking good

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-seal-fat-akward-silence-looking-around-gif-17895144

[harsh shell]

hes all good

[glad wadi]

put him down

[rotund brook]

Flesh wound

[vagrant nova]

5 seconds after vising london

[glad wadi]

arrow to the knee 😂

[keen mango]

Don’t let him suffer any longer

[tiny flame]

His thorax isn't black, fix that pls

[knotty musk]

i was already long dead

[harsh shell]

blow his shit smoove off

[tiny flame]

What the fuck butch

[harsh shell]

butch is washed real

[tiny flame]

I thought you were BETTER than this,,,

[rotund brook]

Now I see why Butch couldn’t carry me earlier… he’s bad!

[tiny flame]

Alta go to sleep yo

[harsh shell]

butch live a raid challenge

[keen mango]

I tried my best to carry you

[rotund brook]

I can’t I’m uh. Awake

[glad wadi]

difficulty impossible

[vagrant nova]

noooo stop bullying him

[rotund brook]

You did great it’s okay

[tiny flame]

Sleep

[rotund brook]

I blame Geon for my deaths he was directly responsible

[vagrant nova]

thats why ur not allowed on the counter top cat

[keen mango]

Same

[tiny flame]

I blame Geon for all of my missed buckshot pellets

[glad wadi]

understandable

[timid leaf]

I don't even queue with geon and I blame my deaths on him

[crude vessel]

geon is jumping in game faster than running

[rotund brook]

I did finish the night with a few good raids so it’s all g

[glad wadi]

just run mate

[tiny flame]

geon fat

[rotund brook]

Valid take tbh.

[crude vessel]

yeah but which is faster when running away from someone

[keen mango]

I had fun

[glad wadi]

im not a meta gamer

[timid leaf]

My green flare didn't work on customs because geon took a tennis racket and swatted it away

[glad wadi]

[rotund brook]

I did too. I am happy with tonight’s games even if I died a lot

[vagrant nova]

aw

[crude vessel]

also i got the nut sack guys

[tiny flame]

I've only been here one DAY and I notice geon smells like expired burgers

[glad wadi]

im english. expired beans on toast

[knotty musk]

ive made huge progress on sbih today guys

[silk prairie]

did he just say his name is burger

[crude vessel]

whats sbih

[vagrant nova]

shooter born in heaven

[crude vessel]

does he come with fries?

[sharp sandal]

shooter born in heaven

[glad wadi]

Shooter Born In Heaven

[tiny flame]

🦎

[nova niche]

Can you stop yapping

[sharp sandal]

ouch

[knotty musk]

shut it sylvia

[nova niche]

God

[tiny flame]

And then there was sylvia

[sharp sandal]

WOAH

[nova niche]

All I see is yapyapyap

[rigid scaffold]

did they remove star called sun? because my mate has killed them twice but it says "killed sektant wtih shg-2" but when he killed me it said the same thing but it was "rshg-2"

[nova niche]

Smh

[keen mango]

I ate expired cereal last night

[rotund brook]

Stabber Born in London: kill 2 PMCs with melee weapons on every map

[glad wadi]

[tiny flame]

Sylvia more like
Smelly.

[knotty musk]

im level 48 now

[tiny flame]

You reek

[nova niche]

As BEAR while wearing the new british outfit

[sharp sandal]

butch

buy VS

be ready for server

[glad wadi]

does he know?

[keen mango]

I was told your the best player in the moderation team

[nova niche]

He doesnt know

[knotty musk]

i own vintage story

[sharp sandal]

[knotty musk]

i have like 50 hours in it

[nova niche]

I am?

I just have the highest K/D and like to brag

[keen mango]

That’s what I was told

[glad wadi]

coxxy better

[rotund brook]

Nope sylv is #2 now

[nova niche]

I dont W Key rush everything though

[sharp sandal]

i mean to be fair

[timid leaf]

I got the new usec woobie jacket for the Confederate flag lol

[acoustic otter]

kd is skill

[crude vessel]

fence the goat for buying decked out guns

[sharp sandal]

every clip you send

[knotty musk]

coxxy has lower kd

[nova niche]

Oh yeah who else had higher KD

[knotty musk]

sylvia >

[nova niche]

cuz they play less

[rotund brook]

You’ve been dethroned I think

[sharp sandal]

you're mowing people down as if its fucking endgame from MW2

[nova niche]

Was it bdouble

[glad wadi]

geon better

[sharp sandal]

who tf is bdouble

[knotty musk]

jedi

[rotund brook]

Yea

Jedi is the only one higher

[keen mango]

With

[sharp sandal]

who tf is jedi?!

[rotund brook]

My messages way delayed wtf

[knotty musk]

hes on of the mods

[nova niche]

He doesnt play he doesnt count

[keen mango]

Sith

[sharp sandal]

oh i've never seen him before

[knotty musk]

bdoubletapper

[keen mango]

Ohh

[odd oak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-fur-white-fur-jump-jumping-to-viewer-gif-7745866139681709472

[sharp sandal]

never met him before

[keen mango]

I talked to him once

[knotty musk]

i envy jedi

[sharp sandal]

is he like an old-old mod then?

[knotty musk]

not having met xyph

no

[harsh shell]

cutest arena player

[rotund brook]

He’s chill. He’s the other American mod that came on with me butch and coxxy

[vagrant nova]

damn

[sharp sandal]

oh wtf he's new?

[tiny flame]

Fokka

[harsh shell]

he was an op

[knotty musk]

joined in my intake

[rotund brook]

He then immediately fucked off with irl stuff lmao

[sharp sandal]

huh, aight

[sharp sandal]

lmao

[harsh shell]

hes like super turbo busy all the time

[glad wadi]

the ol switcheroo

[sharp sandal]

Following well in the footsteps of the other 50%

[harsh shell]

i dont get to talk to him because hes always doing shit

[sharp sandal]

[nova niche]

All im sayin

Is im better ggez

[tiny flame]

You reek

[keen mango]

Wanna 1v1 on arena

[nova niche]

No

[glad wadi]

lets 1v1 on dark and darker

[nova niche]

Im at work

[keen mango]

Lame

I wanna test my skill

[nova niche]

Whats your main gun in arena

[soft haven]

yo

[keen mango]

Any

[tiny flame]

the gun gun

[nova niche]

Not what I asked

What gun would you use

[keen mango]

Right now 308 or 101

[vital sail]

blicky

[keen mango]

If I’m bored I’ll use the vsk

[tiny flame]

ash12 my beloved

[nova niche]

If you use a 9x39 against me Ill alt f4

[rotund brook]

Blicky in arena when

[soft haven]

yo

[keen mango]

Yo

[soft haven]

yo

[tiny flame]

yo

[soft haven]

lets run it bro

[vital sail]

gurts

[keen mango]

It’s 5am

[rotund brook]

Oh it’s the real Rysko!

[keen mango]

Ask viinex how I play on 5am

[soft haven]

lets run it bro

[keen mango]

What servers do you play

[vital sail]

the bum ones

[soft haven]

w press

[vagrant nova]

ur pretty good tbf but stop sacrificing ur sleep bro 😭

[harsh shell]

WHO are you bro

[vital sail]

oh my god hello

im a big fan

[soft haven]

🤫

[vagrant nova]

hey :)

[vital sail]

7/28

[keen mango]

I currently have no obligations or responsibilities

My sleep is irrelevant

[soft haven]

so you can run the 1s

⏰

[keen mango]

Not for you

[vital sail]

friggin tuff yo

[odd oak]

what

[soft haven]

wise dodge

[vital sail]

lets 1v1

[tiny flame]

hi

[vital sail]

come reserve

[keen mango]

You’d lose

[soft haven]

talm bout sum reserve

[keen mango]

Fokka is number 1

[soft haven]

😭

[glad wadi]

Cody arent you PVE

[keen mango]

I play both

[vital sail]

he larps pvp

[glad wadi]

we not losing to you

[keen mango]

Mhm

[acoustic otter]

whos we

[vital sail]

not you

[glad wadi]

#1 AI HATER cause they keep killing him 💯 😂

[rotund brook]

“We”

[keen mango]

See how you said we

[vital sail]

ouie

[acoustic otter]

🥖

[tiny flame]

geon.

[rotund brook]

You are losing to Cody Geon😭

[keen mango]

Meaning you need one other person to match my skill

[vagrant nova]

we. who‘s we?

[rotund brook]

His kd is higher than yours

[vital sail]

cody is a pve player

[glad wadi]

by what

[rotund brook]

[vital sail]

geon has experience killing those

[acoustic otter]

1.48

[tiny flame]

I'm still here twin

[harsh shell]

i could see geon losing to cody

[glad wadi]

we not losing to PVE mains 😭 💀

[tiny flame]

can you kill everyone

[vagrant nova]

opachki

[knotty musk]

0 (zero) geon disrespect will be tolerated

[harsh shell]

geon is like 81

[keen mango]

You will

[rotund brook]

I love this cat

[harsh shell]

his reaction time is through the roof at this point

geons reaction time so slow the enemy thinks hes prefiring for their next peek

[glad wadi]

i dont move and hide in corners so i dont need to react

[keen mango]

I find that hard to believe

[glad wadi]

[odd oak]

maybe

[vital sail]

can someone bring vaseline prices down

[acoustic otter]

no

[vagrant nova]

just buy g star

[acoustic otter]

^

[vital sail]

costs too much

[glad wadi]

just barter matches for painkillers

[acoustic otter]

u get metabolism skill

[vital sail]

i only have 22 mil

[acoustic otter]

if u not using gstar u r trolling

[vagrant nova]

morphine is like 13K on the flea

[glad wadi]

they all do the same thing tho

[keen mango]

Viinex single handily destroyed my sleep schedule

[vital sail]

viinex destroyed me

[tiny flame]

Pretty please

[keen mango]

Made me stay up until 8am

[vagrant nova]

why are u blaming me bruh

[odd oak]

@tiny flame @rotund brook @sharp sandal my winter car or menace

[keen mango]

You wanted to play

[soft haven]

5 propitals per raid

[sharp sandal]

MENACE

[vagrant nova]

for ONE game

[tiny flame]

winter car

[sharp sandal]

[keen mango]

That turned into 3

[vagrant nova]

true

ngl maybe its my fault lmao

[keen mango]

It’s good tho

[harsh shell]

viinex is a bad person

[keen mango]

I enjoyed it

[vital sail]

i found out that ento gets carried by 9x39

[acoustic otter]

pre medding propital

[odd oak]

You are a convenient store, marine

[rotund brook]

Good car

[acoustic otter]

crazy comms

[odd oak]

Car it is then

[harsh shell]

nah

ento is probably a 5.56 user

[tiny flame]

Huzzah

[vital sail]

give him PAB-9 or he might retire

[harsh shell]

like addicted to it

just every match is 5.56

[odd oak]

I am addicted to 9.3

[acoustic otter]

might actually be one of my least used calibers

[harsh shell]

when someone asks him to run a semi auto he equips a tx-15

[acoustic otter]

tx is goated tho

[keen mango]

It is

[glad wadi]

5.45 is goated

[vagrant nova]

ak12 slaps btw

[vital sail]

how come val has such low recoil

[keen mango]

Any gun does in my hands

[vital sail]

isnt 9x39 much bigger than sum like 5.45 and 5.56 and even 7.62

[keen mango]

I’m just that good

[acoustic otter]

my most used in main game is prolly 762nato

[rotund brook]

The Geon disrespector:

[knotty musk]

stocking up

[vital sail]

bum

[tiny flame]

What is this

[glad wadi]

🥀

[knotty musk]

they are helmets

[vagrant nova]

how many gp coins do they cost butch

[knotty musk]

18

[vagrant nova]

wtf ?

[glad wadi]

not p2w btw

[knotty musk]

thats why im stocking up

[rotund brook]

Are they even any good?

[tiny flame]

What level

[glad wadi]

t4

[rotund brook]

Can you wear any headphones with them?

[vagrant nova]

18 is crazy

[glad wadi]

makes you completely invincible for only 18GP coins

[knotty musk]

you can wear earbuds

[acoustic otter]

so its shit

[vagrant nova]

no

[rotund brook]

Yea so I cba

[acoustic otter]

yes

[soft haven]

so no one is 1v1ing

[rotund brook]

It’s class 4 and 3 I think.

[acoustic otter]

if it takes away my sordins without giving me full t5 its shit

[tiny flame]

Arena is calling me like the green goblin mask

[timid leaf]

"just aim for the head bro"
The head in question:

[acoustic otter]

we aint 1v1ing gang

[glad wadi]

jit rocking sordins

[acoustic otter]

u got scammed

[acoustic otter]

sordins goated

[vagrant nova]

M32 goated

[acoustic otter]

dont let me catch u talking smack about sordins

[timid leaf]

Comtac II gang (I am broke)

[soft haven]

what else am i supposed to waste my time on and miss out on social interactions for

[rotund brook]

Liberators goated

[knotty musk]

nanners almost just ruined my 0 scav playthrough

[vital sail]

why does saiga mag check unique

[soft haven]

m32 or nothing wtf

[glad wadi]

implying headphones are different lol

[rotund brook]

Ok I sleepy so shoutout to Nikita for this game it’s neat

[timid leaf]

Real shit is penis helmet and the gssh

[sharp sandal]

Cool helmet
Needs earbuds

[rotund brook]

Goodnight eft-chat I’ll be back in an hour

[knotty musk]

i only use m32s when im too lazy to get the com 5s

[distant lantern]

anyone know why i need to redo the quests for ref to transfer stuff over to tarkov again?

[sharp sandal]

Goodnight Alton.

[tiny flame]

Cool helmet but it is only level 2

[vagrant nova]

goodnight broski

[rotund brook]

I use com 6s permanently now because ref sells them for 13 gp coins each

[rotund brook]

Goodnight Alton

[acoustic otter]

comtacs sound uncomfortable

[tiny flame]

Goodnight John.

[glad wadi]

altarion be like good night then sleeps for 38 minutes and comes back

[vagrant nova]

he photosynthesis his energy

he can just do that

[glad wadi]

hes sleepmaxxing

[keen mango]

Goodnight I’ll be doing the same

[sharp sandal]

That is Alton, Not John.

Wait what if his name is John Alton.

[rotund brook]

Alton John

[sharp sandal]

Alton John, Cousin of Elton John.

[vagrant nova]

my name is john marston 🗣️

[tiny flame]

Sleep.

[knotty musk]

feel cute might give these to ref

[vagrant nova]

why

[tiny flame]

Overpen of doom

[sharp sandal]

y'know what i agree with sylvia

[knotty musk]

overpen doesnt exist

[sharp sandal]

deadly amounts of yap today

[tiny flame]

Overpen of doom

[glad wadi]

humans be like "i dont like red dead redemption"

[tiny flame]

Hi maw

[merry sail]

Doom doesn’t exist

[knotty musk]

i got bored playing rdr2

[merry sail]

Hiiia

[knotty musk]

AMA

[keen mango]

Yellow maw

[tiny flame]

Yaw

[glad wadi]

you got bored playing every game youve ever played at one point

let that sink in

[vagrant nova]

sad to admit it but same

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-sink-door-open-door-meme-gif-11027748423699535107

[merry sail]

Oh yea shit I was supposed to swap to orange

[glad wadi]

thanks

[vagrant nova]

im at a camp rn or something lmao last time i played

[odd oak]

@tiny flame @rotund brook car(s)

[harsh shell]

that sucks

[glad wadi]

RDR2 is best played like a survival game

[harsh shell]

hi maw

[tiny flame]

Cars

[knotty musk]

w nanners backed out the queue and it pulled me into the raid

huge

[vital sail]

RDR2 is best played roleplaying

[merry sail]

Hi hi

[keen mango]

Close enough

[glad wadi]

no way you larp? !

[acoustic otter]

lets larp

[vital sail]

i dont

[tiny flame]

How are you, yaw

[merry sail]

What we yapping about today?

[vagrant nova]

who taught you to say nanners

[vital sail]

jane, youre early

[merry sail]

I’m stuck at work send help

[tiny flame]

never

[merry sail]

[soft haven]

i love escape from tarkov my favorite character is lightkeeper and how he saved the world and terragroup

[merry sail]

I will remember this moment

[soft haven]

and i hate usec

[proven kestrel]

i completed doing gunsmith part 19, but it has been over a week since i completed it. Is there a reason why part 20 hasnt shown up for me?

[tiny flame]

-2 rep with yaw

[vital sail]

loved how he kept the light

[merry sail]

Yes

[keen mango]

You see the red thing box that says pull in case of a emergency

[soft haven]

he and his culters

and the goose

[acoustic otter]

i assume u r lvl 37

[tiny flame]

Level lock probably

[merry sail]

Pay 2 mill rub to gain +2 rep

[tiny flame]

I'll give you a chickfila spicy sandwich and waffle fries

[merry sail]

You know I do actually have one of those in the kitchen

[vagrant nova]

give him arby‘s

[keen mango]

Just randomly have one?

[merry sail]

DEAL

[proven kestrel]

ah that yea i am that is probably the reason

[merry sail]

I’m at a school

[tiny flame]

Pleasure doing business with you yaw

[tiny flame]

You're a teacher and a tarkov player?

[merry sail]

“Quest complete” 2 rep reward

[north mural]

i just put down killa with SAG AK

[merry sail]

Cheff

[keen mango]

Pull it

[merry sail]

I cook

[keen mango]

It’ll save you

[tiny flame]

Ohh

[merry sail]

Nah I’m gonna smash it

Then pull it

[tiny flame]

Was gonna ask if you took therapy cause I'd need it

[merry sail]

[keen mango]

Wreck it Ralph?

[tiny flame]

I'm gonna wreck it

[merry sail]

Underrated movie fr

But yes

[keen mango]

Fr

[crude vessel]

i just had to endure a whole raid where my cursor was in the middle of my screen

managed to get my task done tho

[merry sail]

F I need to work see ya awesome peeps

[vital sail]

work

[tiny flame]

Bai

[vagrant nova]

bye bye

[keen mango]

Have fun

[tiny flame]

Earn the right to work

[merry sail]

Bai

[knotty musk]

hes multitasking guys

[crude vessel]

god damn employees

[tiny flame]

Negative attention span

[keen mango]

Ah so that’s what he does

[knotty musk]

the servers shut down in a matter of hours and hes trying to get the rest of the achievements i think

[soft haven]

i mean its lighthouse

id fullscreen whatever that bullshit is

[knotty musk]

lighthouse is NOT that bad

top 3 maps for me

[soft haven]

i play this game exclusively for the fps aspect

[compact sinew]

lol

??codes

[reef condor]

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[crude vessel]

yo guys is skier worth levelling up

[keen mango]

Yeah

[crude vessel]

hes got this one task that decreases my prapor rep by 0.05

no idea if i should do it

my rep with prapor is .04

[keen mango]

Which one

[crude vessel]

stirrup, kill 3 pmcs with pistols

[warped canyon]

kek

prapor hating you

[crude vessel]

skier lowkey has mcx

[sharp sandal]

hallo chat im back

i had borgir

[crude vessel]

im nto sure if its too good but it looks good

[vagrant nova]

burgier

[crude vessel]

nvm that shit is way too expensive

[keen mango]

Was it good

[sharp sandal]

yes

[vagrant nova]

maccies ?

[crude vessel]

@knotty musk what trader do i level up first for good guns

[keen mango]

Brit

[crude vessel]

maccas is for aussies

[vital sail]

was surging my leg, when the animation was about to end my character froze for 10 seconds and when it unfroze it used up the surg but didnt heal leg

[keen mango]

Prapor will be one of the first trades you get maxed with level

[crude vessel]

can you reword the sentence i didnt quite understand

[visual sphinx]

don’t focus on one trader

just do quests for all of them and level up

[crude vessel]

who do i focus on first for good guns and ammo

its bout order

[visual sphinx]

it’s a mix

[acoustic otter]

just focus on the one u have the level for

[sharp sandal]

PK and Skier.

[vagrant nova]

focus on maps that have a lot of good ammo spawns

[vagrant nova]

or this

[crude vessel]

i have the level for all rn

[acoustic otter]

something has gone wrong in the tasking

[crude vessel]

wdym

[small badge]

bro wtf why does my cursor not work ingame?

[acoustic otter]

ideally u should like always be locked on lvls for levelling up the traders not rep

[crude vessel]

yeah but playing arena boosted me like 6 levels up

[acoustic otter]

thats fair

[crude vessel]

rightfully so, i can get theta if i wanted to rn

[vagrant nova]

do it

theta is great

[crude vessel]

alr

the ground zero floodgates have been opened

kill 2 pmcs while wearing paca body armour

[vagrant nova]

W

[crude vessel]

someone said i can only reload when i have the magazines in my tactical rig, is it true

[silk prairie]

yes

well reloading by pressing r to be exact

[crude vessel]

what happens if its not in rig

[silk prairie]

if its not in rig you have to right click install it

[crude vessel]

i see

[silk prairie]

which is inconvenient

[keen mango]

If you have unheard pockets they can be used as well

[silk prairie]

that too

[crude vessel]

that a task reward?

[ember jolt]

A late task yeah but included with unheard

[keen mango]

Not that I’m aware of

It’s the edition of the game

[heady mulch]

whats a good way to make xp I only have labrynth tomorrow and im not the best pvper but dont mind getting into some fights just might not win a lot

[crude vessel]

do tasks i heard

[glad wadi]

bossing probably

[fiery frost]

whats a good spot for interchange SBIH

[ember jolt]

Old Patterns from ragman

[fiery frost]

i go into mall i get shit on, but NOBODY is outside

[crude vessel]

like a boss

[glad wadi]

go into the mall and dont get shit on

[fiery frost]

im not sniping in the mall big dog

[pine nacelle]

!CODE

[glad wadi]

you kinda have to

[vital sail]

you might find some people in the new expension but most people go into the mall

[gusty relic]

whats ur trick to survive interchange

[delicate forum]

hey guys im fairly new to tarkov less than 100 hours and im trying to do the ref part 3 quest on arean so I can send stuff from arena to main tarkov but im having so much trouble i hate it

[pine nacelle]

whats the new codE?

[glad wadi]

you can do it

[fiery frost]

i have found maybe 2 people in expansion since 1.0 release lmao

[gusty relic]

yeah im in the same situation having trouble to move stuff

[vital sail]

whats the quest

[glad wadi]

he has to get top 3 and win 2 games

[delicate forum]

To Great Heights! - Part 3

[vital sail]

unlucky rubber ducky

[delicate forum]

whenever i get top three

[vital sail]

js go in the the mall with mxlr

[delicate forum]

my team throws

[vital sail]

ah well

no real tips there, just tell them to play objective and pray

[glad wadi]

eventually they wont and it will all work out

[crude vessel]

free weekend ends in like 15 minutes jsyk

[delicate forum]

i fuckin hate arena why did these devs create it

[glad wadi]

to make more money

[vital sail]

ended already

[delicate forum]

i have tarkov unheard

[keen mango]

Well shit you learn something new

[crude vessel]

nobodies forcing you to play it son

[crude vessel]

i see

[delicate forum]

ik I just want the GP coins

[glad wadi]

what gun do you use

[fiery frost]

i don't feel bad for women in maternity because they havent gone through my pain (trying to get Checkpoint teammates to have more than 2 captures)

[delicate forum]

might not be worth it tho im new to tarkov i dunno whats the best to do

[glad wadi]

so real bro

[vital sail]

just typing shi

[fiery frost]

i highkey right and you know it

[vital sail]

yabadabadoo

[delicate forum]

in arena normally the assault red preset or the sniper one I might research a gun build but I dont wanna invest too much time into this buns ahh game

[fiery frost]

[glad wadi]

try the AK308

[vital sail]

use scout sr3m

[broken widget]

play bay5 only and just go between b and c roam around the wooden boxes no matter what spawn you get its a good spot

[vital sail]

it doesnt have to be checkpoint right

[delicate forum]

on like checkpoint?

[vital sail]

play team fight

[austere obsidian]

I had a teammate go 0-22 yesterday

[broken widget]

yeah

[delicate forum]

checkpoint teamfight or

[heady mulch]

hell yea love it need xp to prestiege wana do so many more quests but yea probably the best call

[glad wadi]

checkpoint is literally the only fun game mode

[vital sail]

teamfight

[vital sail]

last hero and teamfight

[fiery frost]

i cant do this regularly because of the shitty ammo block on level 4 mechanic

[glad wadi]

wtf are they

[austere obsidian]

spectating windex if really funny

[fiery frost]

prestiging has been awful lmao

[vital sail]

go in with like 20 bullets

you can buy 20 with hat barter and 40 js from trader

dont shoot at scavs

ez pz

[fiery frost]

i can only get the 20 pack, i have to find the rest

[vital sail]

wdym

[fiery frost]

i cant buy the straight bullets rn, only the barter

[vital sail]

i have mechanic 3 and i can buy 40

[fiery frost]

im level 26 </3

[indigo thistle]

I had razer ornata v3 before
Is it worth to upgrade to reddragon k745pro?

[vital sail]

why you doing sbih

[delicate forum]

ill try some of that stuff tommrow thanks for the help I aint very good at pvp but tarkov is fun and its so complex

[fiery frost]

to get it out of the way, i always do it mad early

[vital sail]

a bit TOO late to do it early dont you think

[fiery frost]

[acoustic otter]

he does have a point

[glad wadi]

is labs included on shooter born

[unkempt token]

I recently bought the nikita pms voice pack for 5 bucks, selected nikita as character voice, press save

[vital sail]

yes bro

[glad wadi]

ew

[unkempt token]

and when I go back to the settings its my default pms voice

[knotty musk]

didnt click change

theres a change button

[keen mango]

I hate how they made it paid

[coarse ermine]

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[glad wadi]

you wanted to gatekeep

[unkempt token]

ahh thx

[acoustic otter]

gatekeep nikitas voice gg

[vital sail]

a sniping quest in a building map

are our brains shrinking

[acoustic otter]

geon hasn ever reached sbih dont blame him

[glad wadi]

i have 2/5 on customs buddy

[coarse ermine]

That HOLDMYMETA code isn't working

[vital sail]

😭

[acoustic otter]

i dont belive dat

[vital sail]

5 months into wipe btw

[keen mango]

Uhm no

[glad wadi]

check the role. MP-18

[radiant mulch]

red dragon is pretty low quality

[keen mango]

They should make it a default one

[vital sail]

mp18 doesnt count for sbih

[acoustic otter]

yea im not falling for that

[glad wadi]

yes it does

[calm tiger]

no

[vital sail]

geons larping customs

[radiant mulch]

you'd probably find similar Chinese keyboards that are on par and cheaper

[fiery frost]

did 4/5 of my customs SBIH in one raid with mp18 this prestige and it was almost sexual

[vital sail]

thanks for sharing

[glad wadi]

#screenshots message

[vital sail]

ip grabber

aint clicking that

[glad wadi]

💀

[radiant mulch]

you're gonna change back when you hear the grunting

[vital sail]

ive done it on woods and shoreline

[acoustic otter]

just blacklist him from images atp

[vital sail]

i cba doing it anywhere else

[knotty musk]

w

[glad wadi]

#screenshots message

[acoustic otter]

wtf is that bro 🙏

[indigo thistle]

Is it worth it?

[vital sail]

does completing test drive questline give anything good

i dont like ak12

[radiant mulch]

for the price imo no

[soft haven]

kappa task

[indigo thistle]

I got it for 30$ with discount

[vital sail]

all of em?

[acoustic otter]

yes

[soft haven]

yeah

[acoustic otter]

u get 2 zhuks at the end smile

[vital sail]

gahlee

[soft haven]

aint no one gaf bout 2 zhuks

[acoustic otter]

but theyre op

[radiant mulch]

if it was 30 it's probably decent

[vital sail]

man i aint doin allat

[radiant mulch]

anything more is a hard no

[vital sail]

i just wanna farm reserve

fuck the main story, fuck kappa, fuck prestige

[acoustic otter]

🥀

fuck reserve broski

[fiery frost]

is the zhuk the best now?

[indigo thistle]

I had ornata v3 tho

[glad wadi]

#screenshots message

[radiant mulch]

armor wise?

[acoustic otter]

best idk prolly not, but its pretty good

[vital sail]

i wanted to get survivor but im too lazy now

but i locked myself out of debto

[undone bane]

10 GP only by Ref

[knotty musk]

why are you pulling up screenshots from pre unheard edition geon

we dont talk about that version

[coarse ermine]

https://www.keychron.com/collections/new-arrivals/products/keychron-v5-8k-qmk-wired-custom-mechanical-keyboard

[glad wadi]

just thought the kit was cool

[acoustic otter]

cctv kit

[radiant mulch]

All the prapor armors are way better just cause of neck

[vagrant nova]

aww

[keen mango]

Sleep

[glad wadi]

whats cctv

[acoustic otter]

that scope bro

[glad wadi]

i was running that unironically

that was a normal kit

[acoustic otter]

it looks like a cctv cam

[glad wadi]

that scope might be underrated

[acoustic otter]

idk bout allat now

[knotty musk]

day 1 water map farming

[acoustic otter]

maybe slightly tbf

[knotty musk]

blue maelstrom

killing the pirate king

day 1

[glad wadi]

ive asked in the dark and darker discord and they said the games cooked and nexon are closing us down on the 30th

[knotty musk]

thats like coming in here and asking if the tarkov is dead

everyone gonna say yes

[austere obsidian]

tarkov dead pls refund

[glad wadi]

theres no geons to defend the game over there

[knotty musk]

you ARE the geon

[glad wadi]

that games dead asf

[knotty musk]

stop it

we're playing tomorrow

[glad wadi]

they banned me too

[knotty musk]

yeah and then you got unbanned

[glad wadi]

but how dare they

[knotty musk]

i wanted to ban you in here

[glad wadi]

You’re evil tho

[knotty musk]

thats below the belt

[glad wadi]

My bad

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi okay im gonna try ranger tomorrow when it wipes

then we play for 2 days then its dead

right

[glad wadi]

well wipe update will take like 6-10 hours

[vital sail]

i love scaving reserve bro

[glad wadi]

same

[knotty musk]

w healing animation wouldnt stop and it got me killed because i couldnt sprint

[crude vessel]

yo guys im in factory wheres best spot for loot

[glad wadi]

office

[blazing plume]

scavving this late ?

[crude vessel]

which floor

[blazing plume]

gross behavior bro

[glad wadi]

is there a time limit on free stuff

[vital sail]

in need of 5.45

[blazing plume]

theres a safe on the 1st and 3rd

[glad wadi]

top floor where the safe is and theres a safe on first floor

[blazing plume]

pmc works better than scav

unless your a bum

[crude vessel]

is safe in the locked room on 3rd floor

[jade ingot]

e

[glad wadi]

no its in the window extract room

[vital sail]

is that why i just got out with 3 pmc kits

[glad wadi]

risk a full kit on reserve or just scav it for free?

we have gear fear

[vital sail]

i dont have gear fear

[glad wadi]

we do

[vital sail]

i just dont have 5.45

[crude vessel]

got jugged by some pscavs

[vital sail]

its ouie bro

[vital sail]

was it reserve

[crude vessel]

factory

im trynna finish stirrup

[vital sail]

stirrup sounds like setup

[glad wadi]

bro slept for 38 minutes

[rotund brook]

Everyone remember: if the moon explodes, ||it would be bad for giraffe populations||

[crude vessel]

whom

[rotund brook]

My alarm went off I forgot to turn it off I’m cooked. Charred even

[timid leaf]

However, the trout population will thrive

[glad wadi]

💀

[vital sail]

gahlee im out of zagussies

[glad wadi]

[vital sail]

zagustins

[rotund brook]

Geon why haven’t you banned this honor guy yet

[glad wadi]

can i do that

[rotund brook]

Goodnight I’m going back to bed instead of waiting for an answer

[timid leaf]

Yeah please banish this guy to the 24/7 labyrinth server

[vital sail]

cuz he loves me

[glad wadi]

[vital sail]

you gotta see how he tries to get my attention in our dms

[glad wadi]

be fr

[vital sail]

im so fr

what were those clips you sent me

trying to get me jealous

[crude vessel]

he the goat dont diss my boy honor

[devout vessel]

okay so a slug round does 220 damage if i shoot one slug into someones leg do they just die instantly ? or does it get blacked out and then i need to hit again

[glad wadi]

[crude vessel]

fuh naw it gets blacked out

[warped canyon]

2-3 leg hits

[crude vessel]

you talking bout RIP?

[vital sail]

how old are you

[warped canyon]

to kill

[devout vessel]

nah 12/70 superformance hp slug

[fiery frost]

hit two shots because 440 health lolz

[devout vessel]

i wanna try a double barrel and hide in dorms LOL

[crude vessel]

are you trying to make sure im not underage before you hit on me or something

[fiery frost]

dropoff is hard though im p sure

[vital sail]

yes

[warped canyon]

go magnum buckshot then

[crude vessel]

well im 16 but my dms are open to everyone

[past hare]

wait didn't they already release a patch fixing incorrect nicknames

cause i swear i've seen that already

[vital sail]

crazy work

[fiery frost]

[knotty musk]

Yeah they did

[glad wadi]

🥀

[devout vessel]

i dont have jaegar level three

[vital sail]

anyway. thanks for the kind words lil man

[past hare]

incorrect exp is new though

doesn't even make a lick of sense how is exp fucked up

[crude vessel]

@glad wadi when do scavs spawn on factory

[warped canyon]

8 min in

[vital sail]

right at the start

[past hare]

can't be that hard to do addition and multplication

[fiery frost]

how was it fucked up?

[warped canyon]

pscavs that is

[knotty musk]

It wasn't that

[past hare]

no clue, apparently it was incorrectly shown

[knotty musk]

It was just showing 0xp

[glad wadi]

just assume instantly and kill literally everything

[fiery frost]

oh

[past hare]

ah ok that makes more sense, that's more of a small coding error

[crude vessel]

those fuckers spawned at the start of my riad

[past hare]

i thought it was somehow like 10xp off or something

[vital sail]

can someone help me sort stash

[knotty musk]

Yeah the math wasn't wrong, it just wasn't displaying the exp at all

[fiery frost]

pillbox csa zhuk and slam all ur 1x2's in there lol