eft-chat

[surreal moth]

stop complaining

[vital sail]

well would you like to report it

[old garden]

reported at least 40+ times

[surreal moth]

hows that working for you

[silk prairie]

this is just what happens after the crash and the launcher detects a crash

[vital sail]

how about you just take a breather bro

[silk prairie]

hey maybe do that another time

[vital sail]

Turn your pc off for 20 minutes

take a break and hop on after

[mild viper]

go play in the snow outside

[timid leaf]

The larp never ends

[vital sail]

Fym snow

[knotty musk]

You tell em fed

[mild viper]

its snowing rn

[silk prairie]

no but actually if theres no error message or anything you just gotta do complete shots in the dark @old garden

[harsh shell]

js go kiss some dudes youll feel better

[silk prairie]

if you're able to maybe reset your pc

[surreal moth]

[silk prairie]

then do some other shit... and some other shit...

[wise geode]

This works frfr

[vital sail]

Bro gatekeep ts

[mild viper]

you hiding something taco

[harsh shell]

nnnnnnno

[old garden]

im literally selling it lmfao

games a piece of shit

[wise geode]

tacoodoom has nothing to hide

[silk prairie]

even better

[old garden]

1300$ pc is a piece of shit

[knotty musk]

Is this your evil arc?

[wise geode]

no

[vital sail]

Thick of it

[silk prairie]

did you buy it used lol

[mild viper]

i dont think taco ever got off the evil arc

day 1 opp

[silk prairie]

or you just got unlucky and got a shit part that doesn't work properly

[harsh shell]

whats are your $1300 specs

[wise geode]

This shit is like the berserk boat arc

8 years long

[rigid flax]

Me when I buy prebuilt

[silk prairie]

i guess he doesnt have any specs

[old garden]

me when i build it myself 3 years ago

[rigid flax]

You must have done a great job

[old garden]

Ryzen 9 5900x and a fucking 3060 shouldnt cause shit to crash

[rigid flax]

[silk prairie]

well get back to building something else

[old garden]

you like black dicks in your ass

[mild viper]

theres your problem

[rigid flax]

[silk prairie]

how'd you manage to make that 1300$

[rigid flax]

We will have to ask him beyond the grave

[mild viper]

rip

[rigid flax]

Grab the ouija board

[wise geode]

Bro got mind wiped

[idle patrol]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[silk prairie]

dudes so stupid though

did he just sit there for a solid 30 minutes opening the game and reporting an error

if it aint work the 39th time it'll work the 40th

[wise geode]

It also takes time for them to fix stuff

[mild viper]

troubleshooting is actually illegal

[silk prairie]

yeah hope he read the law before that

its not even that long of a read

[rigid flax]

Anyone coming here to vent like it’s Facebook need a reality check

[cold brook]

Bubble shooting > trouble shooting

[mild viper]

bubble c:

[normal mango]

Roms and emulation? I didn't say that. You did.

[mild viper]

do people vent on facebook

[silk prairie]

you wouldn't believe it

[cold brook]

People do everything on Facebook I’m pretty sure

[mild viper]

makes sense

[normal mango]

I no use social media

[mild viper]

this is a social media

[cold brook]

He said, on the social media platform

[normal mango]

True lol

[silk prairie]

hey guys stop saying facebook say meta instead

[normal mango]

I don't use THAT kind

[tawny berry]

mark metaberg

[keen mango]

Wipe mind

[rigid flax]

It’s been a decade so idek anymore

[keen mango]

Bob

[crude vessel]

METABOOK

[normal mango]

I have a sophisticated network of cups and strings.

[mild viper]

do they go across the world

[normal mango]

Yes.

But maintenance is hell

String tears easily you see

[silk prairie]

i wonder what could've caused this

[normal mango]

Lolz

[mild viper]

why not produce stronger string

[normal mango]

You just BLEW my mind. I'll have my little Ratatouilles get on that right away. Start production tomorrow.

[mild viper]

i wish them luck on the endeavor

[wise geode]

deep sea internet cables

[normal mango]

Lol mhm .. and deep sea rats for the work.

[silk prairie]

must be nice setting up a deep sea cable and 3 days after some little shit eats it and blows up so you have to set it up again

[mild viper]

sea bunnys for the water and rats for the land

[normal mango]

Yeah ... it's a living

[molten trench]

Why is it snowing at the end of April

Literal blizzard outside

[mild viper]

ussually snows like halfway through may

[tawny berry]

bill gates

[crude vessel]

Timezones bro

[mild viper]

its also blizzarding for me...

[normal mango]

Heh. Isn't a sea bunny a type of slug? 🤔

[mild viper]

they are mollusks i think

[molten trench]

A couple of days ago it was +10C

[mild viper]

yeah it was 28 the other day

c

[normal mango]

Yeah it is. Cute little fuckers.

[molten trench]

[molten trench]

Damn

[mild viper]

then it rained, then snowed, then got hot again, then snowed, and so on

[molten trench]

[mild viper]

love saskatchewan weather

[normal mango]

I'd love to visit British Columbia some day. The mountains are calling.

[mild viper]

its very pretty there

[crude vessel]

is that low or high

[mild viper]

50f

[normal mango]

Ugh I know. Im stuck here in the deep south of the US. After my move from California years ago. But it's not so bad. Pretty scenery here too.

[mild viper]

i go to BC every year

[normal mango]

Lucky

[wise geode]

Bros lives in Canada and isn’t in Ontario or BC

[crude vessel]

i dunno we often deal with 120F here

[wise geode]

are you even a real person

[crude vessel]

like yesterday

[mild viper]

i was born in BC

ive lived in SK for my entire life though so, probably not

[wise geode]

lol

[royal sinew]

need raiders on labs and all i get it pmcs

this place sucks

[normal mango]

"What is real?" Said Morpheus

[royal sinew]

i witnessed a man impact poorly and kill his teammate

[mild viper]

going to osoyoos this year, its super pretty there and the weather is amazing

[mild viper]

happens

[normal mango]

Osoyoos? Where's that?

[mild viper]

its a town in the okanagen valley, has a very pretty beach and the water is really warm there

[normal mango]

Ugh. Sounds great. Hope you enjoy. I on the other hand need to plan another hiking trip.

[mild viper]

hiking is cool

[wise geode]

Bruce trail type shit

[normal mango]

Oh yah. Bathe in that spiritual energy.

[vital sail]

Whats that in real units

[mild viper]

49 roughly

i think

[vital sail]

bro what

49 celsius

id actually rather die

[mild viper]

i think the hottest ive been in has been 48

[wise geode]

yeah 50 degrees is kinda wild

[vital sail]

If its over 25 im done

[mild viper]

i like when the temperatures are in the single digits!

[vital sail]

Optimal is like 15 degrees

[mild viper]

or negatives

[normal mango]

I'm all wonderful wtf is that in my Fahrenheit mind LMAO

[wise geode]

In the summers it’s like 25 but humid as shit

[vital sail]

Broo

[mild viper]

yuck

[vital sail]

I live by the black sea

Its ass

Summer is so shitt

[wise geode]

I only get like 2 weeks of nice weather a year

[mild viper]

unfortunate

[wise geode]

the rest is just disastrous

[silk prairie]

literally 1984

[vital sail]

If im not being told that im a maniac for wearing thin clothes its not an optimal weather

[mild viper]

i love wearing heavy clothes

[silk prairie]

get this man some concrete shoes

[mild viper]

maybe not that heavy...

fine with my steel toes

[normal mango]

I'd rather be barefoot and primitive like a madman

[mild viper]

the dogs are out

[normal mango]

lol

Sandals are my go-to

[vital sail]

all toes out is crazy

[normal mango]

Nah im just kidding

[mild viper]

i like boots

[vital sail]

Me too

[normal mango]

I can't stand boots that go past my ankle

[wise geode]

Real

[normal mango]

Feels too restrictive

[vital sail]

Its tuff

[silk prairie]

and thus you must free them toes

[wise geode]

I be wearing running shoes all year long

[mild viper]

get less restrictive boots

[vital sail]

I love the higher boots

Makes me feel cool

[mild viper]

true

[wise geode]

Thigh high boots

[normal mango]

I got rugged shoes though. Oh i have. From a company called Xeroshoes. Barefoot style shoes. And yes that's a thing.

[molten trench]

The coldest I've been in was around -50C, not where I live now though

[mild viper]

heels

[wise geode]

bro has the toe sandals

[normal mango]

Lol they're regular shoes but have a larger toe box for natural splay

And no cushion

[mild viper]

that sounds horrible

[vital sail]

UwU nya

[normal mango]

It's wonderful

[silk prairie]

can you stop having nice things

[normal mango]

Im not gonna get into deets for fear of sounding like an advertiser but. It's healthier for the feet imo.

[sly kraken]

!codes

[vital sail]

??

[mild viper]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[normal mango]

Lol

[silk prairie]

why is it so cold in april dude

[vital sail]

hate when mfs talk about some "hello"

[silk prairie]

its late april and its like way colder than it should be

[mild viper]

its gonna be really hot this year 😔

[normal mango]

If you believe in science.. ya know.

[silk prairie]

i swear theres like no inbetween its either extremely hot or extremely cold

[wise geode]

global warming

[normal mango]

If ya know ya know.

[crude vessel]

maybe its april fools

[vital sail]

hahahahhaha

[mild viper]

it might be april 27th

[silk prairie]

26 days late

[wise geode]

Chat should tacoodoom move

[normal mango]

28 days later

[mild viper]

where to

[wise geode]

to like Utah

[mild viper]

move to montana

[normal mango]

Or Colorado 💚

[wise geode]

I just needa make enough money to travel

[vital sail]

Is detroit as bad as they say

[silk prairie]

doomed to move to bulgaria

[wise geode]

I was living by Detroit for a bit

[mild viper]

become human

[silk prairie]

everytime i hear detroit i dont even think its a real place

[wise geode]

went to college near there

[mild viper]

taco went to college

[normal mango]

Lol

[vital sail]

Ever been to BOSNIA man?

[wise geode]

taco dropped out

[silk prairie]

first thing i think about isnt a place but fucking detroit become human

[mild viper]

understandable

[normal mango]

Cool game.

[vital sail]

Our brains are shrinking!?

[mild viper]

they are growing

[silk prairie]

an iq too high?

[vital sail]

Please stop!

[mild viper]

peak recognizes peak

[normal mango]

Everything becomes crab

[mild viper]

crab game

[normal mango]

(that was a large emoji lol) 🤌

[wise geode]

That game was hella fun during its peak

[mild viper]

that was like 5 years ago 😭

wheres karlson

[wise geode]

Bro made enough money off megabonk to retire

[vital sail]

Home say young from the squid game

[mild viper]

yeah 😭

[wise geode]

We never seeing karlson

[mild viper]

whos hopping on muck

[wise geode]

fucking muck

I gotta learn how to code

[normal mango]

What's muck?

[wise geode]

Make the next undertale

[silk prairie]

A moist sticky mixture, especially of mud and filth.
Moist farmyard dung; manure.
Dark fertile soil containing decaying vegetable matter.

[mild viper]

how woke of you

[silk prairie]

no problem

[vital sail]

If (game not exist){
Exist;
}

[royal sinew]

am i the only one wondering if skills will ever be overhauled

i want better leveling/elite skills already

[normal mango]

Hah. hah.

[silk prairie]

wish it didnt take 5 years too 😔

[royal sinew]

maybe one day ill have a reason for elite end/strength i have 2 prestiges 🔥

[tawny berry]

wasnt there supposed to be a 'skills rework' for 1.0

[normal mango]

I thought muck was a game lol

[silk prairie]

hey maybe you'll be able to throw away your secure container for a 5% boost or something when seasonal wipes drop

[royal sinew]

no clue

[royal sinew]

it is

[silk prairie]

it is

[normal mango]

Lmao

[tawny berry]

it is

damn

[mild viper]

iirc yeah

[normal mango]

Lol

[mild viper]

or more skills something like that

[tawny berry]

combo breaker

[mild viper]

doomfish

[tawny berry]

i always thought the faction specific skills were a cool idea

[wise geode]

StarCraft?

[normal mango]

Stellaris (a game i tried, but don't play. Too slow for me lol)

[royal sinew]

faster reloads/lower malf/dur loss for western guns usec and eastern guns bear

boom

[wise geode]

I’m so bad at strategy games

[mild viper]

hop on rimworld

[wise geode]

But I’m also just really bad at video games

[mild viper]

have more confidence in yourself 😔

[vital sail]

They will instead make slower reloads and faster dura loss for the easter guns if youre usec

[harsh shell]

true!

[mild viper]

for the easter guns

[royal sinew]

type shit

[normal mango]

You just gotta find your genre

[royal sinew]

but idk what an easter gun is

[wise geode]

I put 700 hours in dota and barely got out of the worst rank

[tawny berry]

lol

[mild viper]

thats dota

[silk prairie]

god forbid someone mixes up a + and a -

[mild viper]

+6 million

[harsh shell]

+5000 social credit

[royal sinew]

need 7 raiders on labs but solo is so ass

[vital sail]

gun that shoots eggs

[wise geode]

tacoodoom needs to become a sheep herder

[mild viper]

labs is the best solo

[royal sinew]

just gonna run into dogshit duos with insane guns

i dont got fuckin ammo for labs

[mild viper]

go become a reindeer rancher

[silk prairie]

dude this de_train guy is nearing 7k flea rep

is his whole thing just flea market

[mild viper]

whole lotta flea rep

[normal mango]

Another lucrative opportunity. A market run by fleas.

[royal sinew]

flea wolf? nah flea whale

[silk prairie]

i hate you

[mild viper]

what would they sell

[normal mango]

Lol imagine it. The tiny currency

[mild viper]

lint

[normal mango]

The tiny haggling

[mild viper]

flea robbery

[normal mango]

Lol

[mild viper]

wheres hideout cat

where am i 😔

[normal mango]

Hideout cat?

[wise geode]

Hideout cat was found dead on reserve

[mild viper]

was it the ghost

[wise geode]

that’s why the game has the shrine

[vital sail]

ghost of reserve

[silk prairie]

why the hell is a gzhel 180k

[wise geode]

Good

[mild viper]

quests

[silk prairie]

ohh..

[wise geode]

It’s 2 am

[vital sail]

cuz people flip it harder than cars

[wise geode]

Like 4 are for sale

you need 2 for an ic quest

[silk prairie]

is it one of those 50% durability ones

[mild viper]

and another 2 for sew it good

[vital sail]

biy a gzhel, ask a friend to bring the durability down, sell it for a quick milly

[silk prairie]

dudes be selling sew it good ready gzhels for millions lol

[vital sail]

yeah thats what i said

[silk prairie]

well fuck you then

[mild viper]

blicky vs ghzel

[silk prairie]

cause thats mine to say

[vital sail]

fuxk you

[harsh shell]

be nice guys

[vital sail]

mom told me i csnt swear anymore today so i have to censor myseelf

[mild viper]

proud of you for censoring yourself

[silk prairie]

you saved us 🥹

[vital sail]

Fuck you

[mild viper]

nvm

[harsh shell]

cyka

[silk prairie]

this guy is so wicked evil

[vital sail]

cyka blyat

[crude vessel]

#screenshots message 480P gamerss in tarkov wow

[mild viper]

whatever it takes to get the game to run ig

[keen mango]

Hello guys

[mild viper]

hello

[keen mango]

How are we doing

[mild viper]

sick

[crude vessel]

goog

[mild viper]

yourself

[keen mango]

You're sick?

[mild viper]

mhm

[harsh shell]

errrrrmmm

[keen mango]

Did Alt spread it

[mild viper]

probably

[harsh shell]

i believe you meant to say you're

tsk tsk

[mild viper]

finger wag

[harsh shell]

dont wag your finger at me bro

[keen mango]

Oh my bad

[vital sail]

Dont feed the finger that bites you

[mild viper]

i dont think fingers can bite people

[vital sail]

is that so

[keen mango]

I think they can

[mild viper]

id

[vital sail]

Happy birthday

[mild viper]

happy birthday

[keen mango]

Happy birthday

[vital sail]

Hooray!

[mild viper]

[harsh shell]

i bite the finger

[mild viper]

yippee!

[vital sail]

Lets all watch burnt peanut together

[keen mango]

Is your wifes boyfriend letting you?

[mild viper]

wifes partner*

[vital sail]

yes, he already helped me send money to israel

[keen mango]

Ah

Peanut was fun during tarkov

Before Arc

[mild viper]

lie

[keen mango]

He had some moments

[vital sail]

Loud=funny

[harsh shell]

balright

[wise geode]

I hate peanut

[keen mango]

Nevermind I hate peanut

Taco said otherwise

[vital sail]

"got your little.... Boyfriend"

[wise geode]

But I also hate all tarkov creators

[harsh shell]

me if i had a crush on a guy named taco

[rotund brook]

guys im going into a raid

[vital sail]

dont diss my gost weqend

[harsh shell]

gg

[mild viper]

whats the kit looking like

[vital sail]

Mp18 and ushanka

[harsh shell]

altarion give me a role to make me purple

[mild viper]

civillian cosplay

[rotund brook]

got it

[keen mango]

What's the kit?

[mild viper]

give rysko the good noodle role

or that 😭

[vital sail]

give all of us gif perms

[keen mango]

That works

[rigid flax]

U got it big dawg

[harsh shell]

that was grey btw

fucking idiot

[mild viper]

grey purple same thing

[harsh shell]

get this imbecile off the mod team at once

[vital sail]

this instance!

[rotund brook]

sorry colorblinf

[harsh shell]

ohhh

[vital sail]

you scoundrel !

[rotund brook]

getting shot at on lighthouse

[mild viper]

colourblind

[gilded spoke]

Do i get paid for being mod

[harsh shell]

man fuck lighthouse

[vital sail]

Colorblind*

[wise geode]

You pay

[keen mango]

Spawn camped?

[mild viper]

my condolences for playing lighthouse

[mild viper]

colour

[vital sail]

Color

[harsh shell]

colour

[mild viper]

see

[vital sail]

Fucking brits

[harsh shell]

cody agree with me now

[keen mango]

No it's color

[vital sail]

Yes

[harsh shell]

cody youre banned

[tender patrol]

Is me only or is often to get server connection error, and the raid time is 34 minute now?

[rotund brook]

lol i died yippee woohoo

[harsh shell]

its okay buddy

[vital sail]

water found in ocean

[harsh shell]

sometimes bad things happen

[mild viper]

me when i die on the worst "map" in the game

[rotund brook]

its okay i got my task done

[vital sail]

Shoreline is worse

[rotund brook]

that was the goal

[rotund brook]

nah i like shoreline

[mild viper]

shoreline is awesome

[harsh shell]

why would i play lighthouse when i can just shank myself repeatedly?

[vital sail]

Lighthouse pvp is actually fun

[mild viper]

lighthouse isnt comparable to anything

[wise geode]

All maps are bad but woods

[mild viper]

said no one ever

[vital sail]

said me

[harsh shell]

its fun when youre halfway into the raid already

[mild viper]

youre funky

[harsh shell]

and you actually wanted it

[vital sail]

punisher 5, or is it 6? Was really fun

[wise geode]

🪩

[harsh shell]

but most lighthouse pvp is dogshit

[mild viper]

lh pvp is just crabfest

[wise geode]

67

[harsh shell]

you spawn in and someones literally like cuddling you

[mild viper]

taco

[harsh shell]

or someones missing an entire sr-25 mag across the map

its so ass

[vital sail]

i like the fights in the buildings up in the mountains

[wise geode]

🦗 🦗 🦗

[timber citrus]

people say reserve pvp is fun but its just death from dark corner or shot from dark building while above ground

[vital sail]

Dont diss reserve

[harsh shell]

me if i couldnt see

[crude vessel]

swear to god i got teammates that work against me for some 3 letter organization

[vital sail]

BSG?

[rotund brook]

ok i finished my lighthouse task so someone hop on i need a duo for streets

[timber citrus]

seeing isnt gonna prevent someone just waiting lol its like people ratting in black you just gotta throw 800 nads which i cba to do every time

[crude vessel]

maybe

[wise geode]

I needa watch Cinderella grey

[rigid flax]

[rotund brook]

@keen mango

[vital sail]

only problem is going into the basement through kings side

[willow condor]

yo anyone keen for a game?

[rotund brook]

lmfao

[timber citrus]

thats just cherry picked tbh they all the same

[vital sail]

everything else reserve is super manageable

[crude vessel]

ive got a task to get 2nd place and win, whenever i get 2nd place, i lose, whenever i win, i get 3rd place

[vital sail]

RB BK fights are top tier

love it when there are like 3 teams there

[timber citrus]

reserve is buns

[vital sail]

no

Reserve is peak

You just bad

[timber citrus]

nah the loot is good if you can get to the marked room in less than 30 seconds

[keen mango]

Yes boss?

[timber citrus]

other than that its shit

[rotund brook]

hop on i need a duo for streets

[keen mango]

I want you to expect me to be like fed on streets

Especially with the fps I get

[surreal moth]

i love streets

[timber citrus]

i been liking the interchange pvp this wipe mostly

[harsh onyx]

anyone have a pkp they wanna donate

[rotund brook]

thats ok

[vital sail]

Says reserve is bad, plays interchange

[keen mango]

Give me a second to switch over

[wintry tendon]

test drive 2 finally done

[vital sail]

now test drive 3

[wintry tendon]

meh

[vital sail]

test drive 3 is fum bro

[wintry tendon]

yes more fun than 2 for sure

[vital sail]

just pricey

[rotund brook]

lmk when youre in a vc and ill move you

[vital sail]

Every death is like 300k just because of the ak

[timber citrus]

idk what to tell you, i could just say youre bad like you did to me haha

[wintry tendon]

[timber citrus]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vital sail]

i dont listen to interchange players

[keen mango]

Chit chat 3

[timber citrus]

some strange specimens in this discord lol holy

[keen mango]

I know it's wild

[harsh shell]

good

anyone who plays interchange isnt happy

interchange is so sad

[timber citrus]

got some sort of complex going on fr

might wanna go get that sorted out LOL

[harsh shell]

bsg set everything up on interchange to be annoying

[vital sail]

yeah interchange players arent real

This guy is obviously a bot controlled by palantir

[timber citrus]

😏

[vital sail]

look at him

[timber citrus]

usec

[vital sail]

he IS palantir

[timber citrus]

nuff said

[crude vessel]

lord i thank you for letting me complete to great heights pt 5

now i just need to win two matches in a row

[surreal moth]

🎎

[ashen dirge]

Get an instant crash while trying to do the Courier, load in to a guy literally right behind me, he eats 2 993 to the head and I get 1 tapped by snb to the neck. Elite experience

[cold brook]

Chat

[silk prairie]

blessed with garbage teammates

[boreal light]

Guys does Marlin mxlr count as bolt action rifle towards those quest kills?

[gleaming cypress]

yes

[boreal light]

okay, that s cool.

thanks!

[silk prairie]

same for mp-18

[vital sail]

😂

[crude vessel]

unc humor

going into an arena match wish me luck, if i win this ill have only one arena quest left for theta

its done, the quests done
i can play the game now

[silk prairie]

you do know about create a distraction part 1 right

and surprise

[crude vessel]

only one arena quest left

[silk prairie]

oh.

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi 1 day

[crude vessel]

i did get fucked over in this quest line though, i was watching a video and it said i only needed to get to great heights 5

it was from 5 months ago im not sure if the game got updated or the guy was just spreading bullshit for funsies

[knotty musk]

you need to do all of them

[crude vessel]

i know but he didnt say anything about great heights 6 or hold the lead

#screenshots message
check it

[boreal holly]

best place to get a kotton beanie??

last item for kappa

[fresh leaf]

scavs

[boreal holly]

shits killing me 😅

[keen mango]

Butch

Me and alt are playing pvp rn

[harsh shell]

hi

[knotty musk]

im aware

[keen mango]

He died and I killed the pmcs

[craggy venture]

I thought u meant alt account

[keen mango]

Lol

[craggy venture]

Shit was lonely if u play with your own alt account

[vital sail]

whats alt in latin

[keen mango]

No I am actually

Just me and my alt in a raid

[tawny berry]

lorem ipsum

[vital sail]

he uses his alt to bait out pmcs

[vital sail]

dolor sit amet

[terse lichen]

testiculos meos suge

[vital sorrel]

Disappointed the new goggles aren’t tinted

[vital sail]

torsius

[craggy venture]

“Im so lonely…”

[crude vessel]

my chair has a heart shape on it because of how my back shoulders look

seems to be permanent

i am made for love

[craggy venture]

Ts ain’t Shakespeare

[crude vessel]

its arestolte

[knotty musk]

fuck i forgot about my coffee

[craggy venture]

🔥

[knotty musk]

it is no longer hot

[craggy venture]

How’d you forget your cofffee

I could never forget my coffee cuz I don’t drink caffeine no more

[knotty musk]

was locked in doing something on my pc

[crude vessel]

i dont give eeffoc

[knotty musk]

wow

thats fire

[vital sail]

Lukewarm-chilly black coffee is the best

[crude vessel]

ive never liked coffee its way too bitter

[vital sail]

would you like some tea innit

[neat wyvern]

someone have to explain why i got a ornament in april 😄

[vital sail]

What

[neat wyvern]

no in rade

[crude vessel]

Timezones bro

[vital sail]

timezones bro

[neat wyvern]

naaa

[cold brook]

I saw this and it reminded me of my iced coffee

Now watered coffee

[vital sail]

yumms

[crude vessel]

put it in the freezer

[vital sail]

Yall dont just munch down on coffee beans?

[keen mango]

Zones bro

[vital sail]

because key tastes better than bread

[crude vessel]

i do it

[vital sail]

dont call me a friend, call me a brother

[crude vessel]

i keep it in my mouth till its soft and then eat it
just keep sucking the eeffoc out of it

[vital sail]

ok bro

Aight i got calculus midterms

Wish me luck

[crude vessel]

gooluk

goog luck

[cold brook]

I don’t want a watery coffee icelolly 😭

[crude vessel]

the water will freeze into ice cubes trust

[solid trout]

are there any rifles with semi, 3 round burst, and full auto?

[crude vessel]

@knotty musk hold the lead is the only arena quest left for theta pouch right?

[solid trout]

closest i know is g36 with 2 round burst

[crude vessel]

famas if its in game

[knotty musk]

yes

[solid trout]

its not

[crude vessel]

ok thanks

[silk prairie]

didnt mp5 have burst

[crude vessel]

yeah whatever suka blet

[solid trout]

Yes, but it's an SMG, I'm looking for a rifle

[crude vessel]

yeah the navy burst but hes asking rifle

[solid trout]

As this may be used at range

[crude vessel]

oh yeah maybe check m16a1

ll1 peacekeeper

[silk prairie]

sorry spoke in cyrillic hieroglyphs there (not a real language)

[solid trout]

isnt that semi/full?

[crude vessel]

nah

[solid trout]

Not semi/burst/full?

[crude vessel]

it got burst

nvm im wrong

[solid trout]

yeah thought so

[silk prairie]

m16a2 is the one

[crude vessel]

was on my keyboard

is it ingame

[solid trout]

m16a2 is semi and burst, no full auto

[crude vessel]

yesh it is

[silk prairie]

oh damn

[crude vessel]

aw

ask geon hes knowledgable

[solid trout]

ig G36 is the closest I'm getting

OI

[silk prairie]

ak-12 has 2 round burst aswell

[solid trout]

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[crude vessel]

hes even playing the game in prone position to increase realism

[solid trout]

ANY RIFLES THAT ARE SEMI, 3 RND BURST, AND FULL AUTO?!

[silk prairie]

nope

[glad wadi]

yo

[crude vessel]

i know what it is but im gatekeeping it

[silk prairie]

i checked https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Weapons#Assault_rifles there arent any

[solid trout]

I didn't even know that

[silk prairie]

same for kriss vector!

[royal sinew]

raiders take too long in labs man pmcs out here jumpin my ass

its just labs/cultists for sj9 right

[mystic maple]

Ye

[royal sinew]

maaaaaaan

old black spam it is

[mystic maple]

Kills are the only way to level up weapons on arena?

[silk prairie]

airdrops works too but its still rare

[royal sinew]

def old black labs

fuck that

[solid trout]

You gain weapon XP, both skill and mastery, on hit

Even if you don't kill them

[mystic maple]

not the skill, the mastery ye. t5000 is painful

[royal sinew]

t5000 isnt even bad just run it on main

[solid trout]

Then as long as you're hitting them you're getting the XP for it

[mystic maple]

got to do it on arena for that ak-50

[solid trout]

Oh THAT xp?

[mystic maple]

ye

[solid trout]

Any XP gained while using that weapon will count

So yeah, you're gonna be relying on kills

[mystic maple]

fml

[solid trout]

you might get very little xp for inflicting heavy damage, but that's next to nothing

Are you using ball lr?

[mystic maple]

Ye

[solid trout]

@mystic maple

[mystic maple]

thorax hits

[solid trout]

Wanna know my advice?

[mystic maple]

Sure

[solid trout]

Pretend it's a shotgun with a slug

[mystic maple]

i've been doing that

with a lazer xd

[solid trout]

Slap a holo on it and go wild

[mystic maple]

Yeup, i got the boss holo and running in. but mfers do be having rpdn

100 rounds vs bolt xd

[solid trout]

use corners

[mystic maple]

that's a good idea

[solid trout]

What mode are you playing? Last Hero? Checkpoint?

[mystic maple]

cp

[solid trout]

Defend points

don't take the offensive

[crude vessel]

HAAANK

[solid trout]

Ok good I'm not the only one

[crude vessel]

you know why they named it cpt

[knotty musk]

fun fact

[mystic maple]

bet bet

[knotty musk]

it used to be the first one

when checkpoint first came out

then they changed it to CPT

[solid trout]

NIKITA!

NIKITA DONT ABBREVIATE CHECKPOINT WITH TWO LETTERS NIKITA!

[glad wadi]

is it chill if i go for lunch at 9:20 am

[knotty musk]

thats breakfast

[fresh leaf]

lunchfast

[glad wadi]

ill get breakfast too

from lidl bakery

[knotty musk]

rip dark and darker

[glad wadi]

Nexon cancelled dark and darker to publish arc raiders btw

[royal sinew]

i have the ak-50 i maxxed t-5000 before it even got added its fine

[silk prairie]

if you eat lunch at 9:20 am you will die of sudden cardiac arrest. just a tip

[mystic maple]

I'm more of spray and pray

[knotty musk]

rough 💀

[boreal holly]

Just got kappa for the first time- on PvP of course

[jade mango]

damn bro less pople have kaban 15 times than killer 7 wtf

😭

0.2 vs 0.7

[rotund brook]

ive died every raid bro

butch i need a carry

[silk prairie]

streets is dark and evil

[jade mango]

run ash12 altyn and lvl 6 on factory

[mystic maple]

most people avoid kaban like the plague

[jade mango]

have fun!

[knotty musk]

not capable of this

[rotund brook]

pls

[jade mango]

kaban is so easy tho

[mighty pebble]

I just got my first docs case

Its so good

Hitting marked room with my homeboy

[mystic maple]

ye, i agree. but they just avoid him xd

[rotund brook]

and ill still die to a person i dont see to a single shot to the head

[mystic maple]

mainly cuz of the mess he makes and the PMCs camping the exit

[silk prairie]

3% chance to pen lol!

[jade mango]

chase shots be aware and it doesnt rlly happen to me 🤷‍♂️

[solid trout]

UAS SKS or TAPCO Intrafuse for SKS?

[jade mango]

just dont use the sks

[mystic maple]

TAPCO, i like how it looks

[jade mango]

why on earth would you want to use that gun

[mystic maple]

when u want to meme on people

[crude vessel]

its goog?

[jade mango]

#screenshots message game wont even load think thats my sign to go to sleep 💔

gn lmao

[solid trout]

#weapon-modding message Thoughts?

[glad wadi]

butch dies every raid

[vital sail]

Random bullshit go

[glad wadi]

you need me

[vital sail]

Can someone fact check

[solid trout]

Whats the effective range of the shitty thermal

Like can I at least pick up one red pixel from the distance

Whoever that was DM me

[mystic maple]

reomve the suppressor before nikita smites u xd

[solid trout]

Going night and stealthing

[glad wadi]

#screenshots message

[mystic maple]

no no no sir, bsg wants everyone to play loud, they're gonna get mad

[keen mango]

Hey Geon

[vital sail]

Were they doing a zero to hero

[glad wadi]

no i was doing test drive 2

[vital sail]

leg meta

You probably camped ground zero garage didnt you

You scoundrel

[glad wadi]

headshot headshot thorax

I dont meta game

[vital sail]

You shot at their legs they got scared and went prone

[glad wadi]

ill shoot your legs lad

[vital sail]

Oh?

Ill like it

[glad wadi]

[vital sail]

Thats right buddy

i dont play nice

Shit wasnt nice in tarpon springs

[rotund brook]

Geon you die every raid too😭

[keen mango]

Ball knowledge

[glad wadi]

bazahlrighttt

[keen mango]

Geon what is your kd?

[glad wadi]

0.59

[vital sail]

0.67

[knotty musk]

+3 shooterborn on streets in first raid of the day

[solid trout]

Rogue helmet just ricochet 10 rounds in a row

Like I saw the flash every time, they hit

ELEVEN

[vital sail]

Shooting paintball

[solid trout]

I'm firing 7.62x39 ps

not the best but that helmet should be fucked and letting rounds through by now

[vital sail]

Bro did you not hear about the new update

[solid trout]

It took the 14th round to finally kill him

[vital sail]

If your gun doesnt have arena attachments your bullets have more chance of ricocheting

Fact checked

[solid trout]

It has arena attachments

[vital sail]

Gigabeef said it

[solid trout]

Thats the funny thing lmao

So even your joke logic doesn't work

[vital sail]

I meant id youre not using the new redline skin

[solid trout]

that's a specific weapon, saiga-12

Anyone know how to fix NVGs not brightening shit?

It's just making shit green

[vital sail]

try using it at night time

[limber pivot]

Anyone else getting frame drops on interchange? Only map I lag on

[knotty musk]

w first raid

[limber pivot]

Nice

[knotty musk]

HOLY SHIT

@glad wadi thoughts?????

[floral edge]

[vital sail]

Stars aligned for this shit

[glad wadi]

Holy fucking jackpot

[knotty musk]

immeasurably small odds

[vital sail]

Wheres your crown

yo wait

[outer token]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | HOLDMYMETA

[solid trout]

fuck the shitty thermal has a range of like 50m

I was hoping I could sight across the lighthouse road with it

[vital sail]

so butch saw the 67s on his SCREEN, pinged geon (RING), geon answered him (typed something out( write(PEN)))

[solid trout]

whats the next cheapest thermal

[crude vessel]

finally im done with hold the lead

i dont have to play arena anymore

though i do have 5 mil id love to transfer but free weekend is almost over

[tropic hearth]

the šaxin? the green one?

[solid trout]

Can I even access that

[vital sail]

you didnt have to after great heights 3

[crude vessel]

the sexin? ew

[crude vessel]

why

[tropic hearth]

???

[vital sail]

that unlocks transfering loot

[crude vessel]

its a joke calm down

[crude vessel]

no thats great heights 5

[tropic hearth]

it was a dumb one though

[vital sail]

no

its greath heights 3

[tropic hearth]

3 unlocks transfering

5 unlocks the APOK barter

who told you it's 5 for transferring?

[crude vessel]

the game?

[vital sail]

Aint no way bro completed 5 for transfers

and missed out on 2 days worth o

[tropic hearth]

you must have a personalised edition of arena I guess

[vital sail]

thats crazyyyy

basically lost 500 gp coins and a milly

[crude vessel]

i did 3 and 5 in the same day

so nah

[vital sail]

Oh

[tropic hearth]

when's the next free weekend? I forgot they did that

[rotund brook]

games cooked im going back to cookie clicker

[crude vessel]

i spent the first day doing some other questline i thought was the one needed for theta

[vital sail]

We're going back to roblox jailbreak

[crude vessel]

2nd getting to great heights 3

[crude vessel]

on some 2018 shit

[rotund brook]

first day back and ive died 6 raids in a row its so cooked

[vital sail]

what color is your buggati

[rotund brook]

streets and lighthouse deaths were expected but i just died on woods so i think its time i retire

[crude vessel]

it was yellow

[vital sail]

No sense of style

i had the galaxy skin

[crude vessel]

wasnt that gamepass

[vital sail]

No

[crude vessel]

also function > style

[rotund brook]

my bugatti has a 1/2 inch of epoxy covering it with a bunch of popped popcorn inside of it. thats the color

[royal sinew]

labs players should be studied and lobotomized

[vital sail]

???

[royal sinew]

got ratted by a dogshit altyn 1.3k hour lapua user AFTER fighting 2 people

most obvious fake snowball oat

[rotund brook]

spider i agree but lets not here lol

[solid trout]

Fair enough

[royal sinew]

broke ass bitch doesnt even have the shirt on

[crude vessel]

whatd you say dm me

[rotund brook]

bruh

[vital sail]

i lost it when they put that roblox game on the news

[crude vessel]

this ragebait always works 😭

infront of staff aswell

[solid trout]

K E K

[glad wadi]

it worked

[rigid flax]

👖 🔛

[glad wadi]

[vital sail]

📴

[solid trout]

#screenshots message I have discovered a problem with my build

[glad wadi]

😭

you should have brought a pistol

[rigid flax]

@civic widget u owe me a factory murder session

[solid trout]

running offlines to test thermal for scanning

[vital sail]

Dont canted sights make it so recoil goes sideways

[solid trout]

@silk prairie there is a riser for this, I just didn't realize the right side of this scope was this chunky

[solid trout]

No? Why would it?

[robust barn]

first ever recorded user of that thermal spotted

[vital sail]

Cuz youre holding the gun sideways

[solid trout]

That's not how recoil works

[silk prairie]

loooooser ^

[vital sail]

No

[rotund brook]

i dont see an issue

[vital sail]

isnt recoil just the gun trying to look up at the sky

[silk prairie]

he doesnt see

[rotund brook]

wdym

[knotty musk]

what are you saying bro

[solid trout]

It's the gun recoiling backwards

[knotty musk]

youre harming my sou l

[vital sail]

The guns dont want to shoot people

[rotund brook]

the aim always gravitates to its natural born enemy: the sky

[solid trout]

The nose of the gun going up is partially because where else is it gonna go when your shoulder is stopping it

If you fire a gun, it's mostly going to go backwards

[vital sail]

So they try to look up at the sky to not harm anyone

But theyre guns, so they dont know what the sky actually is

[silk prairie]

oh so thats why i cant get a kill

[civic widget]

HUH?

[silk prairie]

its my damn gun sabotaging me

[vital sail]

For them the sky is just above them, so if youre shooting sideways the recoil will go to the side since thats now its sky

[civic widget]

ME???

[vital sail]

peak writing

i should write fanfiction

[solid trout]

Whoever unironically uses the Shakhin thermal please remove yourself from the game

This shit is horrendous

[silk prairie]

афшк ефлу

[solid trout]

He's speaking the language of gods

[silk prairie]

oh my god i hate this

[vital sail]

who else fell for the shes busy lil bro text? 😂

[solid trout]

"afsh eflu" bros tryna cast a spell 🤣

[vital sail]

Wait this isnt tiktok

[silk prairie]

ш рфеу ше црут ш екн ещ іфн іщуерштп иге ьн дфтпгфпу ші іуе ещ глкфштшфт 😂

gabagool 🤣

[vital sail]

yeah yeah bro

cyka blyat or whatever

[silk prairie]

stole this from himlobin

no shame

[rigid flax]

Yea we gotta queue up and purge the map u feel me

[vital sail]

Mds just typing shit atp

[rigid flax]

Need like 100 dog tags

[solid trout]

bro this thermal I cant

[rigid flax]

@surreal moth can vouch

[civic widget]

why me ;-;

im bad and havent played in like a month lol

can i conscript a close friend in my stead

?

[vital sail]

turning anything into stickers bro

[reef wing]

Hell yeah. Killed by a guy with a random letter and number gibberish name on a standard account with 87 hours, level 24, and 217 PMC raids. Pulling down a 2.5 PMC K/D and a 68% survival rate. When I looked up his name on db and dev it just comes back with errors. So either the dude is cracked out of his mind. Or BattleEye is doing great things...

[silk prairie]

[silk prairie]

hes just good dude

[solid trout]

search his name ingame

[vital sail]

We aint readin allat

[solid trout]

banned accounts either get zeroed or completely deleted, i dont remember

[silk prairie]

@grok make this shorter pls i cant read

[vital sail]

@grok summerize in 3 words please

[rotund brook]

got it! died. hacker. gone.

[glad wadi]

what the frick theres hackers in my video game?

[vital sail]

what the helly

Holy moly guacamole! 😂

[rotund brook]

geon get in lobby

[silk prairie]

translate this to hindi and read it out to me in a strong romanian accent

[keen mango]

Alt how did that raid go\

[glad wadi]

im at my side hustle (job) which gets in the way of my main hustle (gaming)

[rotund brook]

i survived but it was meh

[vital sail]

Dont use slurs please

[rotund brook]

killed a naked pmc and i killed shturman and his guards but shit loot all around

[glad wadi]

sorry

[keen mango]

At lease you survived

lease

[knotty musk]

w forgot to put a red card into my sicc and then died with it

[glad wadi]

what happened to you

[silk prairie]

how do you forget to pu ta red card in your pouch

[glad wadi]

wtf is this guy doing

[vital sail]

@grok make fun of him

[knotty musk]

a guy started rushing me and i wanted to kill him more than i wanted the card

[rigid flax]

Guess I’ll have to queue and listen to blink 182 by myself

[glad wadi]

i miss the old butch

[rotund brook]

bloodbag my gamesense is gone after my extended break im so cooked

[glad wadi]

he used to be good

[knotty musk]

the old butch is back tomorrow

[glad wadi]

as the ice spear pierces my spine

[knotty musk]

im gonna play ranger

itll be an explosive arrow

[rigid flax]

Mine was too dw

After 8 deaths it comes back

[rotund brook]

ive also been playing arena every now and then so every time i strafe my aim fucks up because the inertia is different

the only muscle memory i have now is wrong

[silk prairie]

ever since he hit 80 his memory hasnt been the same

its a shame but its just the fate of old people

[rotund brook]

i hope so. ive been doing terribly

[knotty musk]

im broke guys help

[neat linden]

you broke the btc(

[glad wadi]

subtle flex

[silk prairie]

can you swap your left and right bitcoin positions

[knotty musk]

no because this is the search feature

and it puts them in that order

[rotund brook]

swap anyway

[silk prairie]

waa waa waa

[knotty musk]

bronk

[silk prairie]

thats all i hear

[glad wadi]

fix it

[knotty musk]

no