eft-chat

[sacred wren]

They did?

[knotty musk]

fed just tried to put GPSA in his ass

[surreal moth]

3 times

[silk prairie]

fork found in kitchen

[fading kraken]

!codes

!!codes

[fossil quarry]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[fading kraken]

ty ty

[glacial hatch]

any pro killa hunters willing to help me hunt killa? just need the kill you can have all the loot

[surreal moth]

it was an accident !

[calm nest]

In an hour I can help

Sellout kill I presume?

[sharp sandal]

hola chat

[glacial hatch]

Yeah

my buddy stole my killa kill the other day now i just cant find him anywhere

[calm nest]

I gotchu

[glacial hatch]

just @ me or dm me when you on big dog apreciate the help

[wicked rain]

Geon everytime I see you , you got no labs cards

Broke ahh Unc

[half furnace]

Bro I did not know you needed four kills without dying for the saviour ending

It’s over

Time to retire

[glad wadi]

😭

[wicked rain]

Just factory with a gl man

Factory for everything and anything

[half furnace]

Make it sound so simple

[flat viper]

are the maps on google outdated for tarkov?

[wicked rain]

I mean throw an altyn and some tier 5 on and you’ll be fine

[crude vessel]

geon im a sherpa now

[wicked rain]

Like bro you’re at the ending, I haven’t even started any story shit basically. You’ll be fine

[crude vessel]

i am leaving the nest

[visual portal]

??maps

[reef condor]

Need help learning a map? Try the wiki’s interactive maps! https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Special:AllMaps

[knotty musk]

my labs loot so far

[tender valve]

wheres the intel and btc 💔

[knotty musk]

havent been opening black

theres always some goober in there

[quiet salmon]

(I'm the goober)

[tender valve]

i wait till near end to open and i get it like 20% of the time

[knotty musk]

shits open 100% of our raids

[vital sail]

blind leading the blind

[knotty musk]

@quiet salmon is dead in 90% of the raids and @surreal moth is to blame

[tender valve]

💀

[quiet salmon]

yep

[surreal moth]

i killed a guy last raid

[tender valve]

i also have dead raids so

[surreal moth]

saved the day

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi can you believe it

[jagged hazel]

will i get rewarded anything for finishing arena tutorial?

[quiet salmon]

push black asking for cover, fed says I'm covering

[surreal moth]

got dog the gpsa

[tender valve]

no

[quiet salmon]

bro is actively going under a fucking desk to start helping a guy out

[tender valve]

im ngl the tutorials are stupid they dont teach anything

[vital sail]

they teach how to press a button

And thats really all the info you need

[calm nest]

Lucky tarkov even has a tutorial

They never taught you how to clear a jam and shit before

They just threw you into the fire pit

[vital sail]

Yeah shit was not nice in og tarkov

[tender valve]

i barely ever jam anyways

[calm nest]

Timmy thought shit was sweet in the norvinsk region

[vital sail]

softcore wipe was so hard

[tender valve]

7 hours of yt vids carried

[nova niche]

dudes flexing loot in the big 2026

wild

[calm nest]

Hardcore was cringe

It was so forced

[vital sail]

i started in softcore, does that make me og

[tender valve]

i hate the leveling for flea tho thats the most annoying

[nova niche]

I hate flea

[tender valve]

flea is amazing

[vital sail]

I love flea

[nova niche]

flea bad for game

[vital sail]

Flea good for me

[nova niche]

made game too ez for a lot of folks

[tall citrus]

its awful but the upside is that its no longer FiR only

[tender valve]

it doesnt take long to get to 40 but still so annoying i cant sell my gpu at 15

[calm nest]

I’d be more okay with it if it made more sense

Like you can’t buy a default quest key until level 25

[nova niche]

now instead of playing to get better equipment extracting what u need

[vital sail]

Actually just remove fir status

[nova niche]

you just go for pure cash value

its boring

[calm nest]

But I can buy a red rebel at level 15

[floral edge]

were you the one who liked cinnamon toast crunch

[tall citrus]

it wont last forever anyway, just till youre level 30~

[nova niche]

its good yes

[floral edge]

soggy or dry

[tender valve]

i dont even loot ppl unless its labs

[calm nest]

Timmy drops worst idea of 2026

[tender valve]

its 40

[nova niche]

i eatg my cereal with milk yes

[calm nest]

Asked to leave OEFT

[knotty musk]

fucking lost my tagilla

[tender valve]

40 for a sicc

[floral edge]

but do you let it sog

[knotty musk]

bastard

[nova niche]

no

[floral edge]

smh

[nova niche]

dont like soggy cereal

[tall citrus]

i remember most stuff being unlocked by 25, 30 at most

[vital sail]

Im not a timmy

[floral edge]

soggy cinnamon toast crunch is one of the best things

[tender valve]

i remember when it was 15 😭

[vital sail]

im tom

[wintry tendon]

mid

[tall citrus]

are keys 25 or 30

[tender valve]

25 some and 35 some

i think

[calm nest]

I mean with a take like that

[tall citrus]

its not enjoyable but its a good system

necessary i think

[nova niche]

best system would be no flea tbh

[calm nest]

Keys 25
Keycards 30
Marked keys 35

[tender valve]

quest keys are locked when u need them

[vital sail]

best system would be no altyns

[dreamy grotto]

Can someone please help me with steam tarkov?

[quiet salmon]

@nova niche He's debating on whether or not he wants the armor

[calm nest]

Yeah but BSG would have to balance traders around no flea and uhhhh that’s the issue, they would have to put effort into balancing

[tall citrus]

you have some takes thats for sure kek

[glad wadi]

Stay humble !!!!

[tender valve]

download and than launch through steam

[glad wadi]

My goat

[dreamy grotto]

download battlestate?

[nova niche]

flea make game too ez, instead of actually fixing the trader system, BSG does flea

[vital sail]

My phones at 67% if anyone was wondering

[nova niche]

cuz traders too much work

[tender valve]

download through steam and itll download game and launcher

[mighty nova]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[tender valve]

im still mad my codes didnt work

i redeemed them than only got elvisvista 😭

[calm nest]

Ehhh after they removed ammo with the level locks it feels bad

[tall citrus]

the flea is in a good place tbh. it gives them time to work on traders.... hopefully... copium

[calm nest]

The main annoyance for me was level 17s with full mags of 56a1/pp

Since they could just buy that shit

[vagrant nova]

remove the flea lowkey

[merry sail]

Agreed

[tender valve]

ive never found a 314 key myself

[vagrant nova]

(i have a flea on me help)

[tender valve]

nor any keycard besides access

besides mark rooms which i buy keys for

[tall citrus]

i bought mine off fence kek

[calm nest]

Like if they just delete flea outright it just ends up like hardcore level trader balance where AK-12 supressors were 2 mil since there was none on trader lmao

[dreamy grotto]

No I have evertything installed I even linked a new account, But when i press play and It asked me to sign In I do then It says It sent a verifiction email to my emial and I never get it

[calm nest]

BSG wouldn’t rebalance traders that’d take too much thought

[tender valve]

classic bsg

just give it like 30 mins than retry

[dreamy grotto]

alr

[sacred saddle]

its just slow for some reason, fairly common complaint about the site, it'll turn up a bit later lol

[warped canyon]

do we know how 2 get the hexone buffertube yet=

[sacred saddle]

You get the same thing whenever you make the poor choice to try and play something EA made

"I haven't logged in in 3 years, need to reset pass" 1 hour later you get the link

[dreamy grotto]

hopefully

[calm nest]

Dude my EA account was hooked to an email that didn’t receive emails

[sacred saddle]

oof

[calm nest]

Support tried closing the ticket with “we sent you an email”

4 fucking times

Literally had to spam it 52 times (counted) until a human came on

[sacred saddle]

Yeah that sounds about right lmao

[calm nest]

Like dawg I just wanna play Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2

Lemme in

[sacred saddle]

ah for me i wanted to revisit one of the battlefields, cant remember what one

[calm nest]

Honestly if they released a battlefield 3 and deleted BFN from everyone’s memory

You wouldn’t see me on tarkov for months

Jus sayin

[sacred saddle]

I kinda liked 4 better in the end

bf3 was top tier but 4 really grew on me

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/bababooey-cat-gif-18929473

[vagrant nova]

??dagloop

[reef condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252238629095473213/1391462898080944128/5NTaBqT.png?ex=686bfc4f&is=686aaacf&hm=8247623c863665d1a16feadec062928268dd111cf60202057acfe48c6f556f64&

[tall citrus]

i havent experienced a lack of any mods since 1.0, besides ak12 dust cover not being on traders

[knotty musk]

cant be a lack of mods since im here

always

[tall citrus]

if you take someones ak12 dust cover their weapon is fucked

dont do it, or do

[sacred saddle]

I'll remember that next time i'm in a gunfight

[spice bane]

at this point you might aswell adopt the motto of the norwegian home guard, "Everywhere, always."

[calm nest]

Same with RD-704 DC rip it off the velociraptor from marked rooms for an ez 80-100k

[sacred saddle]

wait what

I've just been ignoring the velociraptor entirely, for obvious reasons

[next bone]

i cant turn in my akmn for gun smith part 18 its not working i tripple checked everything 😭 can someone help

[sacred saddle]

I had no idea i could take anything valuable from it 😩

[thorny apex]

Day 3, hearing is overrated, helmets are actually very useful in this game

[crude vessel]

fuh naw

[tall citrus]

its a cool gun tbh

[vagrant nova]

lack of good mods i think he ment

[calm nest]

Send a picture in SS

[crude vessel]

hank put it in the secure pouch

[worthy nexus]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[spice bane]

yeah, do that

[sacred saddle]

What do we think, wrong grip, no irons, or bullets in mag

[next bone]

done its also in the new help thing

[calm nest]

Pistol grip

Change to MOE AK

[vagrant nova]

did you check all of the colours? maybe u chose one that is dark grey and not black

or the pistol grip yea

[spice bane]

nah, it was the wrong grip all together

[knotty musk]

cant

[next bone]

thank you i looked at every attachment and didnt see it the first 2 times 😭

[dreamy grotto]

Can you check private dms?

[soft haven]

Because you dont need that crutch to perform

[sacred saddle]

I always regret doing this

[calm nest]

Happens to the best of us, I do the common thing of forgetting the charging handle for gunsmiths and wondering what’s wrong

lol

[quiet dust]

why is there nobody on interchange

[dreamy grotto]

as a fellow dino fan i would never

[quiet dust]

its been like 7 raids and ive seen two pmcs bro i cant do test drive at all

[calm nest]

Ground zero is better for test drive

[sacred saddle]

😂

[calm nest]

You can rush 2-3 spawns and extract in like 5 minutes

I’d run GZ

[vagrant nova]

its fr going to take 10 days to transfer all of my arena shi to eft

fuk

[knotty musk]

how many you got

[vagrant nova]

got 7.5 mil lmao

maybe 500 gps

[knotty musk]

damn

got 37 minutes to burn

i should also really transfer from arena

!remindme 37m SJ1 craft

[reef condor]

✅ I will remind you in 37 minutes at Apr 26, 2026 at 22:29 UTC

[vagrant nova]

i keep buying and selling item cases so i can turn them into green bats and tetris

[steel prawn]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[vagrant nova]

thank god i did that sj1 craft already

just need a SJ9

[knotty musk]

I have the whole lot

[vagrant nova]

obligatory fuck prapor and fuck lightkeeper quest

[knotty musk]

Last craft happening rn

How did I overtake you

Like today was my first day back

[vagrant nova]

cuz i was playing arena 6hours a day 5 days in a row 😭✋

only played like 6 LH raids today lmao

[knotty musk]

So was i

Not counting the 4 raids I went to wtp with geon

Assessment 1 took like 5 raids

[vagrant nova]

damn.

[floral lintel]

??wipe

[reef condor]

As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.

Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).

[knotty musk]

Maybe 6

[vagrant nova]

my LH raids were deader than dead

[knotty musk]

Russia west was packed

[quiet dust]

HOLDMYMETA code isnt working

[vagrant nova]

maybe i need to hop off EU and RU and just go straight to russia west

[knotty musk]

Ru west ru best

[vagrant nova]

🗣️🔥

[knotty musk]

I didn't even randomly get sniped either

I think I died like twice in the runs we didn't go to wtp

3 times actually

[coral flax]

Did they fix Ultra Medical Door glitch?

[quiet dust]

ye

[coral flax]

Good

[knotty musk]

Yes good

So many times I ran there and it was already open

[quiet dust]

now i activate power, then run there and its open

[vagrant nova]

seeing that USD counter go up slighty everyday feels so demoralizing 😭✋

im at 450K USD now

[tropic hearth]

guys is there another discord server for arena? I can't find a lot of NA players who are online

[quiet dust]

why do you need so much USD?

[knotty musk]

??arena

[reef condor]

Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/EueARD5byy

[tropic hearth]

i should have specified sorry not this one

[knotty musk]

fallen ending needs 1mil

no

[tropic hearth]

when I said 'another' i meant not that one

[knotty musk]

thats the only arena server

[tropic hearth]

that's so unfortunate

[vagrant nova]

maybe he means the D&D arena 🗣️🙏

[vital sail]

City boyyy

[tropic hearth]

I don't know what D&D is sorry I don't play dungeons dragons

i meant tarkov arena if it wasn't clear

[vagrant nova]

shut up honor

[vital sail]

alright

[vagrant nova]

pmo with ur 14 year old memes

[vital sail]

im like the blue shirt kid

i solemnly swear

that ill never lose again

[vagrant nova]

ref made me rich fr

bro is goated

especially his lore

[vital sail]

is the lore about a dragon

Like a dragon lore

Tough crowd

[knotty musk]

thats me

[surreal moth]

gross

[vital sail]

sturdy

[surreal moth]

shut butch up right quick

[vagrant nova]

spain left a mark on him

[vital sail]

English or spanish

[surreal moth]

poor flavor!

[high acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-you-gif-8371338

[knotty musk]

i watch hells kitchen

[high acorn]

I watch eastenders

[knotty musk]

What are you a 50 hear old woman

[vital sail]

guys can we conversate about more intellectual topics please

[high acorn]

Yes

[knotty musk]

W

Can I have your number

[high acorn]

What’s that word that starts with I?

[vagrant nova]

commas type

[high acorn]

Yeah ofc

[knotty musk]

Huge

[high acorn]

Anything for you

[vital sail]

love?

[high acorn]

My name is Maureen

[knotty musk]

Thanks bbg

Oh

Nevermind

[high acorn]

[knotty musk]

Not tryna get Maureen's number

[high acorn]

Smh

[vital sail]

crazy

[vital sail]

Tuff ass name bro dw

[sturdy sand]

k i just shot someone slow walking about 50m from me in the head twice with my bolty and nothing happened then he shot me

[knotty musk]

Hit reg moment

[quiet dust]

yeah gl with thaT

[vital sail]

Nope just missed

[knotty musk]

I already did fallen

Had all that done in 1 month of 1.0

[blazing plume]

bad ammon

or hitreg?

[vital sail]

ammon gus

[knotty musk]

Ok

[vagrant nova]

ok

[vital sail]

God im fucking hilarious bro

[knotty musk]

Bro my next timegate is 24hr

Assessment 3 to key to the tower

[vagrant nova]

they need to remove time gates man

[vital sail]

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

[knotty musk]

23:30 tomorrow I guess

Shut the fuck up honor

[vagrant nova]

😭🙏

[vital sail]

wheres my crown thats my bling

Always drama when i ring

[knotty musk]

We had a guy who spouted this

Every day

He's banned

[rotund brook]

I’m always up ong frfr never down

[vital sail]

Whyd he get banned

[knotty musk]

Idk

[vital sail]

Well im better than him

[knotty musk]

I mean

[vital sail]

Youll have to deal with me for a bit more

[rotund brook]

Wait said what every day?

[knotty musk]

John do you remember that guy

[glad wadi]

So feds carrying

[surreal moth]

yes

[knotty musk]

He would just spam "I'm in the thick of it" every day

[glad wadi]

My fucking goat

Silence them

[vagrant nova]

@rotund brook helloo how is ur feaver

[rotund brook]

Lmfao

[glad wadi]

No keep it caps

[rotund brook]

Yea I remember that guy

[rotund brook]

It just fully broke I think.

[knotty musk]

And he had a furry pfp that looked like it's nuts were out

[vagrant nova]

like is it fully gone or is it super bad now?

[surreal moth]

relatable

[rotund brook]

Truly a stand up member of our community. Idk why we banned him

[vital sail]

Unnecessary piece of information

[rotund brook]

I think it’s finally gone for good

[knotty musk]

I can't even remember his name lmao

[vital sail]

maybe

dishonor

[vagrant nova]

yippie

[austere obsidian]

yo butch

[knotty musk]

Yo

[austere obsidian]

how are you my man

[vital sail]

Yo gurt

[knotty musk]

I'm ok

[rotund brook]

Cosmo is in the thick of it🎵

[vagrant nova]

everybody knows

[austere obsidian]

Cosmo was forced to drink

[vital sail]

Not fun y when you do it

[vagrant nova]

🥀

[thorny apex]

Hey guys, so i read somewhere that you can make scavs search for you if you only bring a pistol, or no armor and rig. Is this still a thing? Was it ever a thing?

[rotund brook]

Honor you’re banned now buddy

[vital sail]

nno

[rotund brook]

???

No I don’t think so

[austere obsidian]

you’d never ban me tho

[thorny apex]

Okay then no. Thanks

[knotty musk]

He means tagged and cursed

[vital sail]

Whos this random

[rotund brook]

Ohhhhhhh

[knotty musk]

Tagged and cursed is a thing

[austere obsidian]

Man, surely I go Lighthosue when drunk right

[rotund brook]

Tagged and cursed is a thing yes

[thorny apex]

How does it work

[vital sail]

Basically

[knotty musk]

Aggro all the scavs if you don't bring a certain amount of gear

[austere obsidian]

more cultural impact than you

[shrewd lintel]

??code

[reef condor]

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[surreal moth]

i would

[thorny apex]

Whats the limit on this

[rotund brook]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Tagged_and_Cursed

[austere obsidian]

Yeah but you’re like not important

[vital sail]

Is the cultural impact in the room with us

[surreal moth]

👪

[austere obsidian]

Yes, I made the videos of @vagrant nova whiffing

[thorny apex]

Thank god so thats how it is. God bless

[silent hemlock]

❤️

[vital sail]

do not mock viinex

[thorny apex]

Now i can do the stupid fuckass kill scavs at xyz location quests faster

[vagrant nova]

shit is going to me more documented than the library of alexandria

[austere obsidian]

you gave me like 100 views just from butch posting it LMAO

[vagrant nova]

bruh what the FUCK

[vital sail]

can we rp a loving coupl

[knotty musk]

No way

[vagrant nova]

butch was like 99 of them

[vital sail]

dang

[knotty musk]

I wasn't

Congrats viinex

[austere obsidian]

both videos were fire

[knotty musk]

You're viral

[vagrant nova]

i want a cut

[knotty musk]

No

[vagrant nova]

of the ad revenue

yes i do

[knotty musk]

It's 50/50 for me and cosmo

[austere obsidian]

I’ll dedicate my next shot to you

[vital sail]

you get a nut

like a building material

[glad wadi]

Butch been getting carried all day

[austere obsidian]

you want 10p then?

[vagrant nova]

i want the bolt too

[glad wadi]

Off me and fed

[knotty musk]

Aye mate send me 10p

[rotund brook]

I was like 99 of them as well then

[vital sail]

???

[knotty musk]

I'm not falling for peons bait

[austere obsidian]

send me your paypal then

[knotty musk]

No

[vagrant nova]

nuts and bolts

[knotty musk]

That would require a full doxxing

[austere obsidian]

yeah, i wasn’t being serious lmao

[drowsy meteor]

Hey, will people buy empty plastic or metal fuel tanks on flea for crafting, or should i vendor them

[knotty musk]

I want my 10p bruh

[vital sail]

golubino spionino

[rotund brook]

Everybody want 10p until they get offered 10p ong frfr in the thick of it 😤

[nova niche]

@vagrant nova have you gotten better yet

[knotty musk]

He hasn't

[urban arch]

guys I missed a chance for a thicc weapon case for only 1.7 mil from fence

[knotty musk]

I overtook him on assessment

[vagrant nova]

:(

[nova niche]

Bout what I expected

[knotty musk]

Did it in 1 day btw

[vagrant nova]

so mean

[austere obsidian]

You’ll get it when i’m done drinking

[vital sail]

yo why is ento carried by 9x39 tho

[austere obsidian]

this woman is forcing me to drink alcohol rn

[silent hemlock]

[nova niche]

Cuz hes ento

U expect ento to be good?

Tsk

Smh

[vital sail]

holy shit youre right

[vagrant nova]

ento dropped 60 kills every fort cpt game lmao

[vital sail]

im the only good player here

[vagrant nova]

he lowkey good

[nova niche]

But hes using 9x39

Yesv

?

[vital sail]

fuck fort bro

Actually such a garbage map

[rotund brook]

Idk if you’re a good judge of what good is tbh you thought a wall was a threat

[vagrant nova]

yeah he is using the val with pab9 and the mod4 with spp

[vagrant nova]

dawg.

please

[vital sail]

the walls have eyes

[nova niche]

So his skill is ignored cuz 9x39

[rotund brook]

That’s how they get you

[nova niche]

Just like how anything viinex is ignored cuz no skill

[vagrant nova]

😒✋

[austere obsidian]

you’re never escaping the videos man

[vital sail]

Viinex gets carried by his hk

[nova niche]

Dont pipe up cosmo

[knotty musk]

Getting 60 kills but using 9x39 is like being a body builder but you're 4'9

[nova niche]

You went and looted our kills while we were mid firefight

Donf wanna hear it from u

[austere obsidian]

you don’t have me clipped thankfully, only one person has clips and I won’t reveal them

[vagrant nova]

i gotta try hard every game now or that shit will be caught in 4K😭

[knotty musk]

Viinex will not escape my watchful eyes

[vital sail]

alpha mondset

[floral edge]

should be ban worthy tbh

[nova niche]

Ofc I didnt clip, I watched your stream in discord while me and fed were fighting

U let fed did

[austere obsidian]

that never actually happened

[nova niche]

Somehow fed did better than u

[floral edge]

you think id believe you

[vagrant nova]

crazy how yall didnt screenshot the game i went like 5 to 30 tho lmao

[austere obsidian]

Nothing of value was lost

[nova niche]

Untrue

He actually killed a guy

You took my loot

[vital sail]

Didnt you go 7/28 today

[austere obsidian]

so did I!!!

[vagrant nova]

yeah that one lmao

[austere obsidian]

Yeah I’m going back to drinking

fuck you

[nova niche]

Lmao

[rotund brook]

Guys I got a corn dog it’s a great day truly amazing

[vital sail]

Who said i didnt screen it

[knotty musk]

Corndog cannot be good

[vagrant nova]

oh no

[nova niche]

I hope you drop it on the one patch of dirt around so it ruins it

[vital sail]

I didn't screen it

[floral edge]

sylvia that would probably increase its nutritional value

[vital sail]

Ew

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi You feel like you would enjoy a corndog

[nova niche]

Yeah but it would increase its unhappiness and boredom

[floral edge]

thats true

[glad wadi]

I lowk would

[vagrant nova]

for the shape and not its taste

[nova niche]

Making it bad for long term survival

[glad wadi]

I’m 500 lbs tho

[floral edge]

on the other hand, whole block of butter and tub of ice cream

[knotty musk]

Gonna ban viindx for that one

[vital sail]

Fym he feels like

[knotty musk]

That is nsfw

[vagrant nova]

🥀

[nova niche]

Get this guy OUTTA here

[knotty musk]

!reminders

[reef condor]

1. Apr 26, 2026 at 22:29 UTC (6 minutes, 33 seconds) SJ1 craft

[knotty musk]

Ok

[austere obsidian]

that sounds like something pepsi would say to me

[rotund brook]

Im summoning an earthquake at your location

[nova niche]

Butch

[knotty musk]

Yes

[nova niche]

Did u make a fucking reminder for a craft

[knotty musk]

Yea

[vital sail]

so much red

[nova niche]

Thats so pathetic im ngl

[rotund brook]

And why is that?

[austere obsidian]

yeah, they all suck

[knotty musk]

I'm fully reclined watching hells kitchen

[floral edge]

better a reminder for a craft than a reminder of my oven being on t bh

[vital sail]

Rare cosmo W

[knotty musk]

That is NOT pathetic

[nova niche]

Why are u watching hells kitchen

[vagrant nova]

stock market monday 6am ahh

[knotty musk]

Because its good???

[nova niche]

Why

[rotund brook]

Good show

[high acorn]

I use reminders for work so it’s all Gucci

[vagrant nova]

u fakin donut 🗣️

[vital sail]

too much red yo.

Take your modversations somewhere else

[austere obsidian]

Bro I watched some guy on Stalker gamma fight that psychic energy ball in red forest with a pistol

[floral edge]

surely i dont have to answer this

[high acorn]

No

[austere obsidian]

it was so funny as they were scared as hell

[knotty musk]

I've watched like 3 seasons of hells kitchen recently

[nova niche]

Modversation goes kinda crazy tho

[rotund brook]

Its literally a bratwurst in batter and then baked

[high acorn]

I’m currently watching his documentary

[floral edge]

he was a hells kitchen boy he was a kitchen nightmares boy

[vital sail]

Thank you, i was pproud of myself

[vagrant nova]

bratwurst 🇩🇪🗣️

[nova niche]

Do u brits watch the same 3 shows all together

[knotty musk]

🗣️ 🔥

[nova niche]

Wtf

[rotund brook]

Fully nutritionally balanced. Has meat + bread

[nova niche]

Wheres the green beans

[rotund brook]

That’s a micronutrient

[nova niche]

You’re a micronutrient

[rotund brook]

I’m alespic

[knotty musk]

They mad set up a guy for failure in this season tho

[vital sail]

oi

[rotund brook]

They always do tbf

[surreal moth]

i died

[floral edge]

gotta have some drama for views

[austere obsidian]

no surprises

[knotty musk]

At the time of recording he was set to get married in a couple weeks and then they sent him to playboy mansion

[vital sail]

Water found in ocean

[hard laurel]

heard the best player ever was back

wheres the clip

[rotund brook]

I am playing tarkov again yea :)

[knotty musk]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[vital sail]

They were talking about viinex

[hard laurel]

aweslme im eating a burger

[austere obsidian]

she meant the other one lol

[rotund brook]

This has to become a command we use it too much

[hard laurel]

just had some FUCK!!!

[vital sail]

nice work removing the sora ai logo

[shy drift]

im playing oil empire on roblox

and im stealing all this guys oil

W me

[austere obsidian]

you’re welcome

[knotty musk]

It was supposed to be a joke

[hard laurel]

i saw this already

yall want awful cosmo clips

[vagrant nova]

u can see at the end me scavenging for the dead dude‘s gun lmfao

[knotty musk]

No

[vital sail]

W larps

[austere obsidian]

those don’t exist

[hard laurel]

it should be a command tho

[rotund brook]

I thought you just thought it was the wall’s corpse.

[knotty musk]

Cosmo hooked me up with clips I can't be collecting cosmo clips

[vagrant nova]

bruh

[austere obsidian]

thank you

[hard laurel]

ill auction off this folder eventually

[austere obsidian]

NO

[vital sail]

sheesh kebab

my joke wasnt that funny guys

[reef condor]

Reminder for @knotty musk: SJ1 craft
Set <t:1777240354:R>

[vital sail]

you can stop laughing now

[vagrant nova]

tough crowd

[vital sail]

Your fault vi

[rotund brook]

Nightmare nightmare nightmare

[vital sail]

Dream

[hard laurel]

cosmo 1 tapped to partisan its over

[vital sail]

Dream smp

[hard laurel]

rip cosmo

[vagrant nova]

(nightmare)^3

[austere obsidian]

we haven’t even started a raid!

[wise geode]

Cubed

[hard laurel]

nightmare²

[knotty musk]

Yeaaa viinex

[wise geode]

speaking of cubes

[sturdy sand]

trying to do shooter born on groundzero is the most miserable experience ive ever had between low hour blatant af cheaters and just seeing nobody lmao god let this be over soon

[rotund brook]

I’m projecting spicy tacos directly to all chatters rn

[wise geode]

I have a crazy spot for gz

[hard laurel]

hau xang ni

[wise geode]

Taco mention 🔥

[vagrant nova]

im dieiting rn 😔✋

[sturdy sand]

I kepe rushing for central buildings and trying to see literally anyone

[austere obsidian]

thank you altarion, when are we using my rusty bloody key

[vital sail]

Jade emperor

[austere obsidian]

english only in gen chat buddy

[hard laurel]

yeah whatever foid

keep suckin

[vagrant nova]

birb

[nova niche]

both of u two suck shush

[rotund brook]

Diet tacos for you

[nova niche]

all 3 of u*

[floral edge]

omg im famous

[vital sail]

Straight hooting and hollering

[rotund brook]

Right now

[hard laurel]

cosmo buns... im goated #sawrywin #sawrygoat

[rotund brook]

I stole it

[vagrant nova]

thank u

[austere obsidian]

as famous as Viinex sprays?

[hard laurel]

#AFMI

[vagrant nova]

need that lean meat

[floral edge]

dunno what thats referencing

[vagrant nova]

good.

[vital sail]

We just typing shit now

[knotty musk]

Assessment 1,2,3 all done

W

[vagrant nova]

atleast one person in the entire solar system who doesnt know about that

[austere obsidian]

the youtube videos of Viinex whiffing that keep getting posted in here

[vagrant nova]

bro

its not THAT bad

[rotund brook]

Viinex deathly afraid of walls and Sylvia is deathly afraid of places where she saw PMCs moments ago

[austere obsidian]

the first video is bad

[floral edge]

its okay vin

[vagrant nova]

yo dumb ahh were at the bottom of the leaderboard

[floral edge]

i will turn a blind eye as i care not enough to look at the whiff

[nova niche]

Dont exist in my LOS, pre simple

[austere obsidian]

I was literally second

[vagrant nova]

thank u

[floral edge]

all g

[vagrant nova]

one good man here

[nova niche]

Vani

let me tell u

imagine fed but like

5x worse

[floral edge]

yes

fuck me

surely not

[vagrant nova]

bruh

[vital sail]

"give me hk or i retire"

[rotund brook]

“Whiff” and it was like an entire mag of LMG bullets into a wall lmao

[nova niche]

Indeed so

imagine GEON

[vagrant nova]

butch typing

[nova niche]

but 3x worse

[floral edge]

i dont remember ever playing arena with geon

[nova niche]

theres a reason

[floral edge]

yeah

crimson slopert

[nova niche]

(hes british is why)

[floral edge]

mega chippy

[vital sail]

Bri ish

[austere obsidian]

in both vids btw

[calm tiger]

man i hate that optic

[knotty musk]

Send me to the mega chippy with a fiver and I'll feed a kingdom

[nova niche]

the OKP7????

[calm tiger]

yeah

[nova niche]

how the fuck do u hate it

[vital sail]

Is this misinformation

[floral edge]

crazy

[nova niche]

its literally the best dovetail optic

that reticle is so clean

[vagrant nova]

i always run the OKP7 on any russian gun in any game

its so good

[vital sail]

Grass is red

[floral edge]

there is nothing better than stock val with an okp

[knotty musk]

You don't need an optic viinex

You don't look through it

You just shoot walls

[vagrant nova]

ok

ok

[nova niche]

his eyes dont even work

doesnt matter

[vital sail]

crazy work

[nova niche]

he hears a whisper of an enemy and sprays that direction

[knotty musk]

He'd maybe do good at demolition

[nova niche]

misses 100 rounds

[vagrant nova]

bro has to end the day by bullying me

[nova niche]

then dies

[rotund brook]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[calm tiger]

i just cant hit shit with it idk

[nova niche]

thats called a skissue

[vagrant nova]

BRUH WHAT WHY

[knotty musk]

Windex

[vital sail]

Its ok vi, you have me

[vagrant nova]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[vagrant nova]

fakin ell man

[calm tiger]

yeah ik

[knotty musk]

Cosmo farming views

[calm tiger]

but it doesnt change the fact I hate it

[nova niche]

its even more hilarious

his first reaction after

was to go loot a body

[knotty musk]

I know

[nova niche]

chud behavior

[hard laurel]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

new video i just found

check it out

[austere obsidian]

ty

[vagrant nova]

bro i had no ammo

[nova niche]

use ur knife

[vital sail]

No ammo in an lmg

[vagrant nova]

i didnt have one equipped

[calm tiger]

the offset on it just feels so weird

[nova niche]

then ur a chud

as I said

[rotund brook]

Why did you have no ammo vinnie’s ex?

[mighty pebble]

is there any real reason to not do run throughs besides 0.5x XP?

[hard laurel]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[nova niche]

ur items lose FiR status, and some quests require survive

[rotund brook]

Guys let’s not spam the command Butch will get rid of it lmao

[floral edge]

stats for the few people who unironically care, tasks, fir

[vagrant nova]

ngl that butch clip at the yellow minivan is more meme worthy lmao

[knotty musk]

John is right

[nova niche]

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[nova niche]

bring this back

[knotty musk]

True

[mighty pebble]

i got in spawned dome and teammate died then just hit cliff descent

[cold brook]

Geon hasn’t been locked in for a while icl

[mighty pebble]

no loot on me

[cold brook]

Good morning hood

[mighty pebble]

it was a hacker im pretty sure so i didnt wanna run the 1s

[knotty musk]

Pepsi I finished my assessment stuff

[nova niche]

Hello, Pepto, Bismal

[vital sail]

morning gangalang

[rotund brook]

Good morning Olipop

[mighty pebble]

1000 pmc kills 900 hours

1200 raids

[vital sail]

Why are you telling us your lifestory

[cold brook]

And I lowk cooked on my last xcom mission

[nova niche]

ong

zzz

xcom mentioned lets go?

[rotund brook]

Let’s go where?

[cold brook]

안녕 grillv, how you doing twinington

[knotty musk]

Lfg

[median niche]

This wipe?

[nova niche]

exploding

[mighty pebble]

yeah

[rotund brook]

[cold brook]

Yuh

[mighty pebble]

either smurfing or just crazy geek

[median niche]

You did 900 hours in one wipe jesus

[mighty pebble]

i didnt

enemy who killed my friend did

[cold brook]

Type shit I be saying when there’s a deal to be made fr

[vital sail]

The goat replies!

[sharp sandal]

hello alton.

[sharp sandal]

Let me guess.

First death, nanners, second death, FED

[knotty musk]

yes

[vital sail]

Dumb and dumber vs tom and foolery

[sharp sandal]

Nanners afterwards proceeded to get mad at Fed

[knotty musk]

bro i knew one of them had GL or impacts

[sharp sandal]

For not actually pushing

[knotty musk]

i was NOT being near that door

[sharp sandal]

oh nah i wouldn't either

[royal nebula]

What guns did yall use for mid air kills on arena?

[vital sail]

Red rebel

[vagrant nova]

hk 416

[vital sail]

Geon really saw his enemies werent timmies and turned himself into a vase to roll away

[knotty musk]

@nova niche thoughts?

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-coke-coke-can-falling-can-gif-25320407

[sharp sandal]

coca cola espuma

[rotund brook]

Hello Alton

[sharp sandal]

Hello Alton.

[quiet salmon]

@surreal moth

🛌

[zenith flint]

!codes

what ths command

[vital sail]

??

[zenith flint]

??codes

[rotund brook]

Hello Alton.

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | HOLDMYMETA

[sharp sandal]

Hello Alton.

[nova niche]

now THIS is what ive been waiting for

actual content

[knotty musk]

You're welcome

[vital sail]

i want to get a double kill with a split bullet

[lethal plinth]

I beg send a damn nade into that🙏 😭

[royal sinew]

seen that once gl

[knotty musk]

@royal sinew this is not allowed

[royal sinew]

i didnt mean it it was a joke mb

[vital sail]

its called dark hunor

[quiet salmon]

nah

[sharp sandal]

wtf

[quiet salmon]

he did the one job he was told to for once

[sharp sandal]

Fed is improving

[quiet salmon]

(open the door)

[sharp sandal]

[quiet salmon]

no

[sharp sandal]

[quiet salmon]

he just made me rage quit already

🛌

[signal mesa]

what was wrong about it? (am new)

[sharp sandal]

LMFAO

Not surprising.

I need to go do my kappa tasks soon

[rotund brook]

Nightmare nightmare nightmare

[knotty musk]

Cheesing and boosting through tasks is against the rules

[sharp sandal]

but im not rushing getting my 3rd ending lmao fuck that

[quiet salmon]

he seriously was gonna leave this and keep his armor instead

[sharp sandal]

Nightmare dream nightmare dream nightmare nightmare.

[signal mesa]

ahhhhh gotcha gotcha

[quiet salmon]

also

[sharp sandal]

????????

Why insured

[quiet salmon]

unironically insured his gear several times

with therapist

[sharp sandal]

[quiet salmon]

because we know therapist recovers labs kits 🙏

[harsh shell]

yo

[royal sinew]

didnt realize i couldnt make a joke like that abt it

[sharp sandal]

Insuring through therapist i do NONSTOP and never prapor

[harsh shell]

💔

[vital sail]

i mean she has connections right

[sharp sandal]

But not when i go to labs

Like ????

[slate flint]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | HOLDMYMETA

[austere obsidian]

breo therapist is IT

[vital sail]

Ot

It?

[royal sinew]

bro this is such a cancer to do why is TD2 on the most dogshit rat maps

[quiet salmon]

fed keeps prioritizing leveling covert movement & talking in eft chat over helping teammates that are in ACTIVE gunfights

🛌

[royal sinew]

i look around for 5 years 1 tapped by a dogshit rat with 360 hours raid bag cheating

come on

[sharp sandal]

Dude its insane

[mighty pebble]

i just found a whole unlooted pmc as a scav

[sharp sandal]

I'll see him in raid

[mighty pebble]

level 5 plates level 4 helmet sr2m and mp7a1

[rotund brook]

This is why his kd is higher than mine btw lmfao

[sharp sandal]

And mf will say "Someone in #eft-chat needs my help 🤓 "

[vital sail]

Ground zero fun

[sharp sandal]

Like HELLO

You'RE IN RAID

[rotund brook]

Mf be in the back in a corner talking in eft chat instead of fighting

[vital sail]

Finished punisher svd kills on ground zero

[sharp sandal]

Time for raids ==/== time for chatting in discord chat

[vital sail]

Just get the spawn inside garage and wait for dudes to rush in

[sharp sandal]

Now, if you're playing SOLO, fair enough do whatever tf u want

[harsh shell]

see i didnt do this i just shot you in the head

[sharp sandal]

but if someone is waiting on you or you're playing with others

Don't do that shit

[rotund brook]

You’re an evil wallaby-like individual

[harsh shell]

🥀

[quiet salmon]

He killed a guy in gas, he leaves himself pretty much 25% hp and prioritizes talking in eft chat, ask him to run over to dorms 5 minutes later as we're getting jumped he says no he has to heal + loot his guy still 😭

[vital sail]

You guys actually play tarkov?

[rotund brook]

Lmfao

[quiet salmon]

even mid fighting dude still is just afk talking in eft chat

I can't 😭

[rotund brook]

Fed is a funny guy

[quiet salmon]

he also can't hotkey his meds because he has 4 bound to shoulder swap

[harsh shell]

@surreal moth are you fucking stupid or something

[quiet salmon]

🛌 🛌 🛌 🛌 🛌 🛌

[harsh shell]

what is this bro

[royal sinew]

genuine question man why the fuck did they put the mp5 on the most dogshit maps known to mankind

[vital sail]

What the fuck

[sharp sandal]

Fed is a funny guy - Incorrect
Fed is a moron - Correct

[knotty musk]

Poor fed

[quiet salmon]

fed is a mumbling dimbo

[vital sail]

Gz ain't that bad bro

[knotty musk]

I won't stand for this fed slander

[austere obsidian]

bro i jus t sacrifice myself for my teammates

[quiet salmon]

Matt would stand for this slander

and that says wonders

[mighty pebble]

full pmc i found was murked by tagilla

[nova niche]

no fed is funny

[royal sinew]

every time you talk to me you're just an ass twin your opinion does NOT matter i just died to a raid bag 360 hour savior ending player

[nova niche]

dont slander him like that

[knotty musk]

We love fed

[vital sail]

Woo, fiesty

[harsh shell]

but gz is actually pretty fun when youre not being fucked trying to do shitty tasks

[royal sinew]

yeah well why the fuck else would you ever play it

[vital sail]

i think hes being fucked trying to do shitty tasks

[royal sinew]

no boss no genuine loot to go for

[harsh shell]

i mean the tasks that ask you to go into some building that the entire lobby is going into early wipe

[harsh shell]

to shoot people

[sharp sandal]

#eft-chat message

[vital sail]

This is how the story goes

[harsh shell]

tiny ass map

[royal sinew]

ill take pvp over "i spawned in this building im waiting for other spawns to push me"

[sharp sandal]

#eft-chat message

[royal sinew]

LH ass map gameplay

[sharp sandal]

just sayin

[royal sinew]

spawn here sit here wait for others

[sharp sandal]

fed brings out the worst in us

[vital sail]

Then play interchange

[harsh shell]

idk about you ive never once spawned on gz and thought yeah im gonna sit here and wait

and its never cost me a raid

[vital sail]

I have

[harsh shell]

its not that hard to just run at the nearest spawn and kill them

thats like your entire goal anyway isnt it

[royal sinew]

ah yes another rat map

[vital sail]

Get the garage spawn, jump on the tan car and wait for the medcamp dudes to rush in

[civic widget]

but the 20 filing cabinets in ags building!!!

[harsh shell]

balright

[royal sinew]

TD2 map pool is just garbagfe

[harsh shell]

i love and hate looting file cabinets

[royal sinew]

atp add a map that isnt 500m long with rats

[civic widget]

mood

[knotty musk]

Streets is a goated map

For td2

[harsh shell]

you either loot them for a shitload of good stuff to flea

or you get like

[civic widget]

its so damn profitable but good god it takes forever

[harsh shell]

5 shitty items you already have

and then give up

[civic widget]

i just 3btg it

insta loot go brrrrrrrrr

[royal sinew]

0 fps and 90% of the time sweaty kids with meta looking for BTC

[rotund brook]

If I was fed id be a pink name

[harsh shell]

cant say shit in this server

[vital sail]

Me when im lying

[harsh shell]

i dont bring stims for looting

[knotty musk]

Still my favourite map

[harsh shell]

?

[royal sinew]

i wouldnt mind it if i wasnt running 9mm

[civic widget]

worth it tbh

cheap and saves so much time

[harsh shell]

streets is a great map

[civic widget]

^

[harsh shell]

but imagine the however many k extra i could be getting by not using it

sheeesh

[rotund brook]

Dr Rysko dr Rysko does whatever a Rysko can. Can he fall? Out of a tree? Gravity. Says probably.

[tranquil coral]

some raids every shot i shoot instantly get the muzzle red and the weapon starts jamming then, is there a known cause or solution ?

[harsh shell]

???

im not a doctor

[rotund brook]

You’re showing a real lack of vision right now Rysko

[open rain]

Is there a reason the BTR driver would not be offering me The Price of Independence when I just finished Discombobulate last raid and I'm on a new raid on Streets now?

[harsh shell]

probably some stupid ass time gate

[onyx leaf]

??wiindex

ok why

did they tell me to do that

[full dawn]

I need to change my steam account that I have Tarkov on can I buy the game again then move my battlestate account over to the new steam and keep my progress?

[vague hinge]

is there a better way to report a player than in-game when you die pressing "report suspicious profile"?

[onyx leaf]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[onyx leaf]

oh

i see now

[knotty musk]

No

[versed violet]

??codes