pve-chat

[sonic wigeon]

as the asian mom I am I saw the 60% off and got it instead of the 4090 next to it

[storm kayak]

because i help customers not to buy expesnive shit KEKW

[hasty dagger]

Wtf you are doing, lmao

LOL

You are true king out there

[storm kayak]

Like Sheldon in the one episode

[hasty dagger]

🇫 to ya

[sonic wigeon]

I know what you are talking about just by the clips from shorts

[icy rock]

Fine, make me a pc cuz I don’t know ball about pcs

[sonic wigeon]

dude at this point I've watched the whole show by clips alone

[storm kayak]

Im so mad that netflix removed it

Now i binge to sleep brooklyn 99 everyday

[manic pewter]

RIP survival streak

first raid of the event and i get fent folded by a glukhar guard

[storm kayak]

bro

[sonic wigeon]

#screenshots message dude resh wants me dead

[storm kayak]

i made 10 raids today

and kinda survived 3

i hate it today

Gonna switch to pvp again its easier

[sonic wigeon]

you wanna know what ultimately made me leave PvP and never come back

[storm kayak]

I left after 15k hrs and prestige 6. Nothing to do

[sonic wigeon]

my first 2 raids was in GZ obviously and my first raid had a 5 man

probably protecting timmy "putin" in there

4 heavily armed guys

[storm kayak]

lol

[sonic wigeon]

1 full heavy guy

altyn and death mask

[storm kayak]

Last wipe was insane i was level 15 and still had to do GZ tasks

[sonic wigeon]

I had a fucking stock m4 with the m855

[storm kayak]

Never had a sweaty start like this

Had to get my Mosin out of the dust to clear

[sonic wigeon]

dude even had the M60

bro what was he fighting against

2nd run was just full of kangaroos dude

a 3 man kangaroo shooting gallery

killed 2 then died

[carmine lantern]

I wonder if the patch will have the unheard clothes switching

[storm kayak]

and now everyone is just chilling in the corner

[storm kayak]

That's finally a change worth my 250 bucks

THey should make a Edition where u never have to pay for anything again.

[carmine lantern]

the heard edition

[storm kayak]

Kidney Edition

[sly saddle]

Will the Patch finally bring Prestige to PvE?

[carmine lantern]

no

[sonic wigeon]

no

[carmine lantern]

that was stated more to be q3

[distant obsidian]

Canada wants full procurment of everything we have been buying or making by 2035 as well. Including new tanks.

Or just enjoying where I was.

[livid oxide]

I know Tyreall plays hockey

[distant obsidian]

USed to, dont have the knees for it anymore

[sonic wigeon]

after my like 30th visit on that area It's pretty boring just walking around noisy crowds

[azure jasper]

Doing Marathon rn, is there any transit buggy or something ?

[drowsy pelican]

Are goons able to spawn anywhere on shoreline rn?

[distant obsidian]

anywhere?

[carmine lantern]

gas station

[distant obsidian]

they neer have

[storm kayak]

between gas and power thingy

[carmine lantern]

and no transits are 'bugged' from what ive seen

[drowsy pelican]

Oh okay

[carmine lantern]

but some loading times are better than others

[azure jasper]

thanks

error 1000 when entering labs

[plush panther]

I think I used up all my luck for the month, I just found SOIC in black keycard room

[magic yacht]

They currently spawn near gas station during the Event

[cloud mason]

anyone wanna do terminal with me

[bronze saddle]

46 covert movement ok lol

[plush panther]

bro made powerwalking his life

[bronze saddle]

i have almost every skill maxed out or about to lol

i even have revolvers maxed out

[plush panther]

yeah ik lol I've seen you chat about it

[obsidian sparrow]

Is the event worth doing?

[livid oxide]

skillmaxxing

[carmine lantern]

if you want the achievement yes, if you dont, no

[bronze saddle]

easy money grind

[plush panther]

I will go for that after prestige hits and I get max prestige

[magic yacht]

Yea the Event is great for a quick way to get a lot of USD and EUR

[drowsy pelican]

Does anyone know the goons aggro distance? If I'm at resort can I get them to come to me from their spawn

[bronze saddle]

i finished the event tasks and didnt bother the excess event dailies

[west juniper]

there is a possibility that the quests will be needed for icebreaker. Though I doubt

[carmine lantern]

nah

[obsidian sparrow]

There’s no way

[carmine lantern]

0 chance since the event ends on the 21st

[livid oxide]

You can aggro from tunnel extract. Doubt you can do it from health resort without them seeing you from gas.

[west juniper]

could just be that you don't get achievement if you don't do it but quests stay

that's what I mean

[carmine lantern]

maybe but its at least partially dependent on the rogues being in multiple spots, which is only for the event

[river moon]

Alguien de SA para raids

[west juniper]

could be that the kill goons for the map is becoming a must do for icebreaker

since lore wise it has logics

[livid oxide]

poor no wipers

[carmine lantern]

its more likely that icebreaker is just going to show up on lighthouse

you wont need the map at that point lol

[west juniper]

there was more today ?

[safe kestrel]

Hello, do you have any tips for upgrading immunity skill ?
I read in the wiki that using non stop 'Max Energy drink" can be a solution but i found this slow.

So i tried using a big cocktail of stim ( Mule + SJ1 + Meldonium + Obdolbos 2 + SJ12 + 2A2-(b-TG) and a Propital for healing the damage.

There's a other option to upgrade immunity and it's to being poisoned. Is it worth ? If i'm being poisoned and keep using Etg-c for healing, will immunity upgrade faster ?

[livid oxide]

no, just feel bad they can't do icebreaker

[carmine lantern]

but you will prob need an access card or something to get on it, which will only be available to people who wiped really, similar to the labrys access card

[west juniper]

oh yeah. Agree

[livid oxide]

an access card that hopefully we just buy and not craft

[fervent peak]

Energy drinks.

[carmine lantern]

its going to depend on how much they get into it, but maybe it will have its own icebreaker story chapter

like labrys

so you get a barter or something for the access cards as you go through the storyline, like labrys

[tender juniper]

have we gotten Any more news on Icebreaker yet

[dense sentinel]

I just hope it doesnt immediately screw up my savior ending since im on the final part to go to terminal and try and escape

[safe kestrel]

That's faster or is it just because it's cheaper to buy energy drinks than stim ?

[storm kayak]

yeah it will break the ice

[tender juniper]

[carmine lantern]

nothing new, no

[viscid bone]

It's nuclear powered

[tender juniper]

I need to quit dragging ass and actually do the quest lol

But I don't have reserve or lighthouse unlocked

[fervent peak]

Cheaper

[fervent peak]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Immunity

[carmine lantern]

youll need at least lighthouse unlocked for icebreaker lol, 99.9% chance

[fervent peak]

The amount and types of negative effects do not influence the points gain. The points gain solely depends on the negative effect duration.

Energy drinks just have a longer duration

[carmine lantern]

if you arent that far yet, no chance you'll be able to finish the event tbh, but thats fine

[fervent peak]

Or just hit an odolbos 2, and bring lots of meds

[opal ruin]

what is wrong with people in arena? having a 54 to 12 kd as top fragger and still losing to a team with more then 30 death per head

and me on last place on said team

[safe kestrel]

Ho thanks, there's more details on the english version indeed

[stuck pike]

Yesterday, I did a quick solo run on Customs and finishing up Tigr Safari, I got into a sudden CQB with a buncha scavs. Little did I know, one of the Scavs (or it was a Goon, Idk), they had a GL. I had no time to react lol

I was turned into a red mist within a split second

[open delta]

Will it reset back to me getting the major evidence for the story chapter?

[open delta]

Scavs can loot

[carmine lantern]

lol I dont know, theres nothing to say it will have its own story chapter necessarily

[fervent peak]

??event

[quasi apex]

Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

[alpine vigil]

if i speedrun the questline, how many total hrs may i need to put in

[restive jewel]

if it was its own chapter that would suck

[carmine lantern]

not that long if you are confident against the rogues

especially on reserve since that will be most of the fighting

[open delta]

Hopefully this new story chapter will be about the black division

[alpine vigil]

ok bet bc i rlly dont wanna playbut i just want the achievement

[carmine lantern]

not really, if it didnt count toward savior/give any major evidence, it wouldnt matter for people going after the storyline

[restive jewel]

true

[tough cargo]

does someone have a cool MK17 build?

[stuck pike]

That's while you're still alive. I've noticed once you die, your stuff is returned via Insurance bc no PMCs or Scavs touched it

[carmine lantern]

probably the 'hardest' step for a lot of people is that you need to kill rogues on reserve specifically to get the 3x3 cases, and you need 6 of them in total, so thats a minimum of 2 reserve raids that can be pretty dicey since they love mounted guns

so dont be like other people and farm rogues on lighthouse and wonder 3 hrs later why you dont have any of the 3x3 items

[vale atlas]

Yeah getting the radar parts can be rough, you'll often kill the rogues in pretty bad spots to get to, leaving you wide open to other surviving rogues, or worse, the bosses/guards lol

[uncut badge]

w labyrinth 6 stacks of ppbs

[surreal pond]

bruh

[analog topaz]

Update tomorrow

[open delta]

Damn, I needed that

[surreal pond]

spawned right next to gas on shoreline then immediately gets shot by goons

[fervent peak]

I should probably take the chance to farm more rogues and get drip out done

[uncut badge]

they spawn on the beach

also i realized i'm on dripout part 1 rn

rip all the rogue kills

😭 🙏

[icy rock]

Did anybody finish the ammo shortage event

I want some Mai-ap

[dense sentinel]

If i wanted to load a 60 rounder with an equal 1-1 ratio of 7n40 and ppbs how would I set that up in the configurations thing for ammo presets

[icy rock]

Right click on mag

Go to load preset and then go to create preset(save before loading)

Choose your desired ammo(if you do ppbs/7n40 that pattern will repeat

[frozen river]

Am i genuinely tripping or is the game just 10 times darker?

[dense sentinel]

Thanks

[icy rock]

Yw👍

[icy rock]

Did you upd graphics?

[frozen river]

Only recent thing ive done was Upgrade from a rx 6600 to RTX 3070 ti, but the settings are the same pretty much

[lime mauve]

Overlays? Did you wipe your drivers with ddu before you installed the new gpu?

Maybe windows itself reverted some global display settings

[frozen river]

Ooooh that makes sense

Tysm

I did use DDU and properly install but i completely forgot the global display

Thank you

[lime mauve]

When I upgraded from a 6600xt to 7800xt I had to spend a bit digging through display settings in windows itself to make sure everything was still how I like it

[alpine vigil]

tyfor this info, trhatwas exactly what i was gonna do hehe, it works for 10 rogue kills for 1st quest tho right?

[carmine lantern]

yep

[fervent karma]

I haven't extracted once on reserve yet, every time I get 2 spawns of a team of 5 rogues at the train lol and they just rush me xd

[glossy hound]

I find it's best to fight them from the hermetic door bunker entrances

[valid folio]

Giant patch again hope for icebreaker

[lime mauve]

Actually dome is the best spot. But you have to either spawn there or hope you don't run into any occupied mounted weapons

[glossy hound]

The one time i went up to dome I was taking fire as soon as I peeked out lmao

[candid quiver]

how long is event?

[earnest nexus]

21st

[glossy hound]

Three more days

[candid quiver]

thx

[river gyro]

love getting shot in the head at 350m by a rogue while hes walking

got headshot at dome by a rogue at hermetic bunker

[uncut sorrel]

ANYONE got problems atm with connection?

[celest nexus]

is the old rogue ai back bruh

i just had my head blown clean off with a rys-t on

[rotund talon]

thats really unlucky

nah they are working normally

[onyx depot]

What is it with BSG and their aimbot? Why do they love it so much? :/

[river gyro]

i play offline

[river gyro]

awful

[onyx depot]

its sooo bad! Middle of the night they headshot you first shot through bushes. I swear they don't know wtf they're doing. It's like they've gone back to the same settings they had 2 years ago

[drowsy juniper]

birdeye kindly delivered me a green card yay

[dreamy mantle]

very nice

[rotund talon]

nah

[fervent peak]

Makes you wonder who traded the bosses a labs coloured keycard

[rotund talon]

u over react

[fervent peak]

Probably some scientist bozo who's like 'protect me, I got keys'

[rotund talon]

or they killled a pmc that had it

[onyx depot]

😂

[rotund talon]

@onyx depot #screenshots message

[onyx depot]

?

[rotund talon]

i run like this and got only one death form head bc they had 5 pen ammo

[carmine lantern]

ronin is too ugly, id rather get head eyes than wear it

[rotund talon]

they most time hit thorax

[rotund talon]

ok?

lvl6 plates are solving problems

[onyx depot]

3 times in a row it's been 1 shot headshots in the middle of the night through bushes

[warped imp]

??event

[quasi apex]

Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

[rotund talon]

what gear u used?

[random rampart]

why last 3 black div before zuber are not fighting ruaf ?

[onyx depot]

the same gear as you

[onyx depot]

#screenshots message

[warped imp]

Does the event end on the 21st?

[carmine lantern]

yes.

[whole birch]

any1 got any tips for clearing reserve this event?

[rotund talon]

well thats not possible they dont see through bushes

[harsh tusk]

Fun change to terminal: the RUAF at the end of the pier are either no longer there, or completely useless. You're fighting those last 3 BD on your own.

[rotund talon]

at least through reserve ones

[warped imp]

DO NOT, get the highground on the first 10 minutes of the raid, worst mistake of my life

[warped imp]

Thank you kindly

[onyx depot]

Bro! What?! I have many thousands of hours.. Goons 100% see through bushes

[distant obsidian]

what?

sniping from dome is the way to go

[whole birch]

u sure? my first raid i went to dome and cleared many from dome

[rotund talon]

goons yes but not rouges

[distant obsidian]

you DO get high ground quickly

[onyx depot]

im talking about goons

[fervent peak]

3 rogues in bunker

Almost spicy

[carmine lantern]

dome is the best way to hit the rogues by far, especially since they will be on almost every mounted gun

[distant obsidian]

thousands of hours doesnt mean you know lol

they dont see through bushes completely

the cultist goons do

reg goons do not

[fervent peak]

Alos scav had an RBK, thanks fam~

[warped imp]

I did that, lost my arm 3 times, blacked out my Chest, and broke a leg, they locked on from 3 different areas from down below, and I think one of the Groups was the boss

[distant obsidian]

well I guess they kinda do. The difference is tracking vs engaging. They track you, but not always shooting as if its not there

[distant obsidian]

then you played very poorly and just let them shoot you lol

[onyx depot]

Don't worry, Tyraell is just better than all of us.. Don't you know that he knows everything and is the best player ever in the history of gaming? You can't argue with him.. pointless.

[distant obsidian]

Typical shit statement by a snowflake

[onyx depot]

See what I mean 😂

[distant obsidian]

someone knowing more then you isnt a bad thing

[onyx depot]

and there it is again 😂

[distant obsidian]

here it is from you

you got this ego

[warped imp]

Yeah I know he is it's ok, I will always be meh at the game, truly I know it. One of the reasons I won't go back to PvP

[distant obsidian]

someone cant know more the nyou and you get all insulted

learn to listen more

speak less

[whole birch]

this was very helpful

[onyx depot]

It's ok to be better than us.. we know you are

[distant obsidian]

youll learn something

you dont know anything abouyt me lol

I treat you the way you act

[distant obsidian]

you act like a spoiled brat and talk bad about anyone you dont like

its sad

this isnth high school

act like an adult

listen to what people say

[distant obsidian]

dont act like a child and cry because someone corrected you

[drowsy juniper]

300 more m62

i love gooning

[warped imp]

What if we talk bad about ourselves?....I do it

[distant obsidian]

dont put yourself down

[scarlet cove]

hi guys

[warped imp]

If I don't the small ego I have comes out, and I don't like that

[warped imp]

Hello

[distant obsidian]

ego is fine

[scarlet cove]

i shall take my leave now

bye guys

[distant obsidian]

dont put yourself down. Self confidence is important

[vale atlas]

They're not SUPPOSED to see you through bushes, but this is tarkov, they often forget they're not supposed to see you through walls too lol

[distant obsidian]

See through, and engaging through are two different thinks

[vale atlas]

There's something fucky with AI visibility, its why bosses will sometimes shoot at your head when you're behind a wall lol

[distant obsidian]

depending on the ai level, they can engage through things like bushes and walls that can be penned.

[stone goblet]

More discord pvp i see

In pve chat

[rotund talon]

well i never got engaged by rouges through bushes

[distant obsidian]

this simulates to an extent what good players in pvp do

[vale atlas]

Doesn't rule it out, ai is a bit screwy when it comes to objects between you and them

[distant obsidian]

but all ai see you through everything.

[distant obsidian]

they dont shoot at your head, they shoot at you and have a bloom type accuracy, which is centered on center mass for most ai, except bd.

[magic yacht]

I mean its the players vs enviroment, and the enviroment just so happens to be pve chat

[distant obsidian]

its an overly simplified way im sure. Its a lot more complex in the code i imagine. But this is how BSG has explained it to us

[rotund talon]

wait bd is not?

[vale atlas]

Yup, its ai it always knows where you are. Its just supposed to act like it doesn't. The problem arises when they fail to realise there is something in the way of you. I've stood behind metal stuff and watched shturman repeatedly shoot the point where my head would be on the other side lol

[distant obsidian]

bd will just pop your head in .5 seconds lol

[vale atlas]

Its just tarkov being imperfect

[distant obsidian]

they aim for head

I dont think any other AI do, all head shots arte just a result of rng

[magic yacht]

Zyrachi also aims for head I believe

[distant obsidian]

possible a percent dice roll type thing? Its never been explaiuned

Hes got a magic bullet

he just kills you not matter what

goes through everything

always a 1 kill

never misses

[magic yacht]

On the third one, but I got headshot a few times on the first shot with a regular ammo type in the health section

[distant obsidian]

gues he can shoot that to

cult goons aim center mass mostly to. But they will fire right through bushes. Had that happen a few times with birdeye and his lasor. He would wrap a corner and I would see his lasor. Then boom, flicks to me and starts shooting through bushes

[hexed shale]

I need a few very strong men to help me finish up snowball, I have Shturman, Glukhar, Sanitar and Zyrachi left, preferably 3 to tag along!

[fervent peak]

??pvelfg

??lfg

[quasi apex]

If you're looking for people to play with, you can find them over in #pvp-lfg or #pve-lfg.
If you are new to the game, check out #sherpa-info. Happy raiding!
Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/tarkovarena

[hexed shale]

Oops thanks

[thorn roost]

The rogues have been creating nuggets out of my teammates and me this event. I think my friend was only shot in the head once

[fervent peak]

Your arms will always be the first to go

[distant obsidian]

They havent killed me yet

been making nuggets out of them

[thorn roost]

I like these weekend events A LOT

[thorn roost]

Real

[distant obsidian]

its been a lot of fun

good ai to fight.

[fervent peak]

Definitely get a bit of blood pumping

Course BigPipe over there trying to snipe with an MP7

I have also re-rememebered that you cannot mount on sandbags with a sako

[distant obsidian]

lol

[fervent peak]

So friggin dumb man

[glossy hound]

hmm would yall do streets or woods usec camp for 7.62x51 ammo?

[fervent peak]

Labs.

[west mist]

are there no rogues on lighthouse rn?

[carmine lantern]

there are

[west mist]

or did i just get mega unlucky

[carmine lantern]

many

[fervent peak]

Or go farm bigpipe and hope he has an M60

[carmine lantern]

they spawn at the ruined houses and chalet and water treatment

[fervent peak]

Kaban could also spawn with an M60

[carmine lantern]

but they dont spawn at all 3 every time

[glossy hound]

hmm at that point i guess i just do streets and hit the marked rooms for m60s

[distant obsidian]

crafting while you raid as well. m80a1

[west mist]

nada single one at water treatment for me

[carmine lantern]

then they are at the other 2 spots

[fervent peak]

Buy from Peacekeeper after Revision - Streets for M80

[past girder]

they can spawn at the chalet?

[carmine lantern]

yes

[glossy hound]

yeah i buy on reset but it's only 80 at a time

[fervent peak]

Then go run another gun until you've stocked up

[past girder]

Must be pretty low percentage then, they've always been in Water Treatment for me

[west mist]

do the goons guarenteed spawn on lighthouse like shore?

[carmine lantern]

streets and labs are the only 2 places I run for ammo

no goons are only shoreline

no spawns any other map

[west mist]

huh

checks out

why boss marker on reserve then?

[fervent peak]

Why do YOU think reserve has a boss marker?

DON'T TELL HIM

[carmine lantern]

doesnt necessarily mean boss, it just means danger/event

[fervent peak]

LET HIM USE HIS NOG

[distant obsidian]

apply brain

you can do it

what does a skull mean!

[west mist]

it literally says BOSS when you look at the map

[distant obsidian]

YES

ALMOST

YO UCAN DO IT

what does that mean?>

[reef furnace]

100% spawn rate

[distant obsidian]

-.-

[fervent peak]

ngl I'm getting a good chuckle out of this

AWWWW

[uncut badge]

can someone tell me why the car dealership key is 500k to therapist lmao

[reef furnace]

Right

[distant obsidian]

we were getting him to use his own brain

[fervent peak]

Goat ruined it 🙁

[west mist]

the boss, that was just mentioned as spawning on shore only, is supposedly on reserve

[distant obsidian]

ruined

[reef furnace]

Ah-

[fervent peak]

So close

[distant obsidian]

wrong

[reef furnace]

My fault didn't see yall were teaching him

[distant obsidian]

so close

but so far

[fervent peak]

I'll throw him a bone on this one: Gluhar is ALSO 100%

[west mist]

boss but no boss

[carmine lantern]

different boss

[past girder]

It's rare to see @distant obsidian be so encouraging towards people

[west mist]

as far as i have ever experienced gluk has always spawned

[fervent peak]

IF you've bothered to read the event task text, Gluhar is defending his base from rogues stealing his radar shit

[west mist]

so its nothing new to me then

[past girder]

What a time to be alive

[distant obsidian]

It was a team effort and he still failed lol

[balmy mountain]

Does anyone want to run terminal savior questline?

[distant obsidian]

butr he got closer then most

[onyx depot]

didn't last long 😂

[past girder]

lmao

[west mist]

he chose to fail because of the demeanor of the grouch

[reef furnace]

Im up for that

What's ur region

[balmy mountain]

NAE

[distant obsidian]

He is you btw

you failed

[west mist]

yes

[reef furnace]

Alr sure

[west mist]

he is talking in third person

[distant obsidian]

you almost had it

[west mist]

he chose to fail

because of the demeanor of the grouch

[fervent peak]

But to be fair, he did get close, and I applaud him for that

[past girder]

bro really spoke to himself in 3rd person

[distant obsidian]

He did lol

[balmy mountain]

Im PVE 35

[distant obsidian]

This chat makes me question how people manage tro get out of bed in the morning lol

[fervent peak]

Or put on pants properly

[distant obsidian]

Like he knew skull emant 100% boss

then just... Didnt guess the reserve boss?

[rotund talon]

i fucked up

[distant obsidian]

on reserve?

[past girder]

Or they have to think which sock goes on which foot

[west mist]

very easily, i use the hope that i get to see someone's brain churning over the possibilites of what goes through mine to get up in the morning

[distant obsidian]

Maybe someone tags which is the right side for them

[west mist]

also why would the boss that's already on reserve basically every run warrant a skull

[reef furnace]

Uhhh, send a channel invite

[distant obsidian]

BECAUSE HES 100%

[carmine lantern]

if you even looked at the wiki at all you would know all about the event

[distant obsidian]

you knew this

[fervent peak]

*sees a sticky note on pants, on one side... 'R'

[rotund talon]

i forgot to clear bunker top and run on tower to loot and died XDDD

[distant obsidian]

you already said this

[carmine lantern]

he was never 100% before this

[river gyro]

does it matter what order I upgrade my stash size, like if i go from EOD to unheard and then full expansion, vs expansion then unheard?

[distant obsidian]

Glu is 100%

[west mist]

sure, not 100% before this

[fervent peak]

Boss base spawn rate is about 70-75% (There's an actual number somewhere)

[west mist]

just 99.98

[past girder]

??????

[distant obsidian]

wrong again

Azariel

[past girder]

Bro i need to step away i can't

[distant obsidian]

my man

[west mist]

i've had one reserve run of 48 where he wasnt there

[distant obsidian]

So many Ls

hes 75% normally

[west mist]

so objectively wrong, subjectively right

[distant obsidian]

-.-

[fervent peak]

It just means you won the coin flip multiple times

[distant obsidian]

lmfaop

[past girder]

Bro this has to be ragebait

[carmine lantern]

mate people on the wiki have done a lot more research than you have

[past girder]

you can't tell me otherwise

[distant obsidian]

subjectivly doesnt mean shit lol

[west mist]

finally someone gets it

[distant obsidian]

Sasd but its really not

[fervent peak]

sasd

[distant obsidian]

ssd

[fervent peak]

sd

[past girder]

s

[distant obsidian]

!

[fervent peak]

There's an ascii code for an empty space somwehre

I need to find it

[past girder]

42, iykyk

[carmine lantern]

67

[past girder]

bro

[fervent peak]

dammit

I can't enter an empty space xD

[distant obsidian]

dont do that

use the real number if you need to. 69

[fervent peak]

◙

I have no idea what this box is kekw

[west mist]

where's ruined houses so i can check there?

[carmine lantern]

by lighthouse

[west mist]

aight

[distant obsidian]

there are a few at lighthouse

[carmine lantern]

as in, the literal lightkeeper lighthouse

[distant obsidian]

scav villiage and sunken house

[carmine lantern]

I spawned in for the transit quest and 4 rogues instantly started attacking me there

[fervent peak]

Oh no, do I need to unironically weapon master THE TOZ

[azure jasper]

I'll try to escape, someone's planning to do it too ?

[past girder]

The Toz is goated, don't talk smack

[fervent peak]

What the fuck is this NL build Skier

Literally wooden ADAR and an NL slapped together

[west mist]

i assume scav village is the bit near water treatment>

i dont have all of LH memorized

or a good map

[fervent peak]

Also I guess the last update fixed the mastering UI, some guns I haven't used are showing up again

[edgy otter]

did rusted key spawn get nurfed, checked it like 18 times and not a single spawn

[fervent peak]

Just kill a scav on reserve and get one 5head

[carmine lantern]

only 18 times?

[fervent peak]

Also 18 times is rookie numbers

[carmine lantern]

try a hundred more

[fervent peak]

It's like a 5% chance, good friggin luck

[carmine lantern]

and thats if a scav doesnt pick it up and run off with it

[fervent peak]

Then tell me how a scav on reserve has it

Man transitted three maps just to give it to me

[carmine lantern]

bro is transitting back to his home

[edgy otter]

sware i used to get it like 1 in every 7 raids or something

bring back soft core

[azure jasper]

Trying terminal, anyone ?

[distant obsidian]

??lfg

[quasi apex]

If you're looking for people to play with, you can find them over in #pvp-lfg or #pve-lfg.
If you are new to the game, check out #sherpa-info. Happy raiding!
Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/tarkovarena

[carmine lantern]

ya that was pure rng, rusted bloody is a different kind of beast

[uncut badge]

i found one on a scav in like the first few raids after i wiped

then i got another one from arena crates 😭

[azure jasper]

thx

[edgy otter]

just want my damkey, idk any other map than streets and my duo isn't on lol

[west mist]

welp, found some rogues, hot head-eyes'd by one half a second after headshotting the one in front of him

[edgy otter]

im deffo not hoping u stand on lego or anything

[west mist]

well, head, face

[carmine lantern]

if you really need it, lfg might have it, tbh

[west mist]

not eyes, but still, dam

[carmine lantern]

I have 4 rn

but im going into work

:]

[west mist]

.300 blackout bcp fmj to the face

oww

[edgy otter]

i don't need it i just wanted it to try get some keys since i can't buy any for another 4 levels

[west mist]

only other round that hit me was some .45 acp hydrashok

[carmine lantern]

I just prob had the dumbest lab experience ever

got a heavy bleed but pulled out my surv kit instead on accident

raider turned the corner and missed 5 almost point blank shotgun hits

[glossy hound]

wait do you need rbk?

[carmine lantern]

he had rip ammo as well so he would have just killed me in 1 shot

thank you tarkov for rewarding my dumb decision making

[glossy hound]

ohhh you're looking for marked keys

farm cultists

[edgy otter]

im just wanting the keys for the sake of having them and ik i need them later, tbf tho i should probs spend my time finding therapist her 8 million car batterys

[west mist]

ahhh, the ol farm cultists quote

i tried that for a bit outside of the event

its hell

few times i've found them since, 0 keys

not even any keycards

except a polik

[fervent peak]

You're better off just farming labs like twice - three times and buying a marked key

Trying to find one naturally is pain

[edgy otter]

ahh nice i forgot to sort my inv before i got off earlier and i have exactly 1 slot

[fervent peak]

Or scav into factory and hit the office jackets and pray

[west mist]

i've not found much of value in my lab runs

could use a hand to see what i'm missin or smthn XD

[edgy otter]

tatical tetris time

[fervent peak]

You can pad your bag with raider gun parts

Sell for dollars, buy hybrid ammo

[glossy hound]

priest has the keys now

[west mist]

priest had 0 too

[glossy hound]

idk i have yet to find him with no keys

[west mist]

Since the cultist event I havent seen them with one

All I've gotten was one, lonely polik card

[carmine lantern]

you must be doing something wrong, its at least 1 mil in profit every run with using red, violet, yellow, black, green

+res, dome

[glossy hound]

what makes me sad is how completely empty blue is these days

[west mist]

Thus my request to learn more bout the looting of labs

It always feels like I've not got enough time to loot half of it

[icy rock]

I have never seen taggy with aa12

Until today

[edgy otter]

is res still goated or did it get nurfed after 1.0 wipe?

[glossy hound]

i know that feeling tbh, when i was first learning labs i felt the same. it's a matter of experience i think

[icy rock]

Mid for 100% spawn keycard

[carmine lantern]

res is fine, since its free

ive gotten several bitcoins from it

I just dont even bother to go through the full unit to check every spawn, im not at that point in my pve career anymore

I just check the front 3 spawns and then dont bother if they arent there

[icy rock]

Worth getting It if you want Money too

To sell on flea

[gray quartz]

is that update tomorrow for icebreaker ?

[icy rock]

No

1.05 is icebreaker

[gray quartz]

wtf is that for then?

[glossy hound]

we dont know

[carmine lantern]

no, since event ends on 21st

it could be some preload stuff for icebreaker

like parts of the ship, textures, etc

[gray quartz]

ok well we will find out tomorrow

[carmine lantern]

but yes, like what luc said, icebreaker is 1.5

this is 1.4.9

well, 1.05, whatevs

[gray quartz]

ok

[edgy otter]

whats coming in ice breaker, anything cool? iv not read the announcement about it yet

[carmine lantern]

yes

as long as you wiped for 1.0

new map/event, entire new area w probably rogues and radiation

[gray quartz]

cant wait to get killed alot on icebreaker i hold u dont need a keycard or anything like lbrys i hate that

[edgy otter]

at least i can get rid of some of the shit in my inv then

[west mist]

You might need the maps we're getting or smthn

[carmine lantern]

they havent revealed it but, I can kinda expect it will require keycard access and may be like labs/labrys w no insurance

[west mist]

Also you can't insure from what I know

[carmine lantern]

nah, extremely doubtful that you will need anything from this event

I could be wrong ofc but this whole event is about the rogues finding/securing the ship

everything we've seen has it as a lighthouse transit so, they will probably move it over to lighthouse direct

(its not a guarantee, we wont know for sure until it releases, so)

[west mist]

The maps might lead US to the ship, idk why they would exist otherwise

[glossy hound]

what you know from...where?

[carmine lantern]

well, for the event

and theres no confirmation about no insurance on icebreaker

[uncut badge]

dude

why tf

nades do dmg trough the med tent on factory

[carmine lantern]

its just a tent made of cloth

[glossy hound]

cloth is famously very blast resistant wdym

[distant obsidian]

cloth is not stropping the concussive force lol

[uncut badge]

thing is that i was hopped on boxes

too

[distant obsidian]

and?

[uncut badge]

yea nvm tarkov logic

[distant obsidian]

no

real world logic

[carmine lantern]

grenades have a relatively large radius

[glossy hound]

explosions are an orb of damage essentially

[carmine lantern]

especially w shrapnel

[distant obsidian]

standing on top of boxes with a cloth tent bnetween you and a nad is not saving you

[glossy hound]

if you're in the orb you get hit

they arent a flat plane of damage

[uncut badge]

bro

CULTISTS ON FACTORY

I GOT SHANKED

wtf

[carmine lantern]

just another day

[gray quartz]

ima go see if there there was u in offline or bsg servers

[glossy hound]

yeah something like a 12% spawn chance

question, were there other scavs too when you found cultists?

[gray quartz]

nvm u can only playt locaql on factory

[carmine lantern]

I 'proved' that there can be scavs when cultists show up at night factory

anecdotal evidence of course, but the whole 'throw a grenade and if you hear scavs, theres no cultists' bit is old and not fact anymore

[viscid bone]

im currently doing the story task we are here, i just finished repairing the Sordi tower but i dont have an option to ask mechanic about station 14-4 KORD. anyone know what i might be missing?

[near venture]

did you pick up the programmers note

[viscid bone]

task says to "locate and obtain the key mentioned in the victims note"

[carmine lantern]

'The Programmer's note to pick up and read can be found on a dead body next to the tower. '

[viscid bone]

i did

[carmine lantern]

did you get the station pass

[near venture]

did you pick up the key on light house at blue chalet?

[viscid bone]

#screenshots message

[cursive ether]

goddamn this tarkov event, I cannot progress in the story

[carmine lantern]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/They_Are_Already_Here#Locate_the_place_marked_with_the_Eye_of_the_World_on_Lighthouse/Investigate_the_cultist_room_in_the_chalet/Obtain_the_victim's_key

[viscid bone]

yep thats what it is. missed the key on the atv

i only grabbed the note

[gray quartz]

nope no cultists

[near venture]

lol have fun with lighthouse right now bud

[viscid bone]

i dont mind it

[gray quartz]

aint it right if u throw a grenade u dont hear scavs when the cultists spawn in factory ?

[viscid bone]

nah i still hear them

[gray quartz]

hmm ok

[uncut badge]

i'm tryna find the last one

[glossy hound]

not when they spawn at the start, in my experience

[uncut badge]

i'm not dead yet

glad i brought a grizzly

[glossy hound]

did you kill the one wearing the hood?

[viscid bone]

appreciate your help

[uncut badge]

think so

[hearty vapor]

its fucking hell 😭

[uncut badge]

lemme check

[hearty vapor]

i got aimboted through bushes

[viscid bone]

the last shoreline raid i did was crazy

8+ PMC and 2 groups of rogues

[uncut badge]

he came back

on his own

LMAO

no way

[carmine lantern]

I literally said above that it isnt true

[viscid bone]

TKPD is pretty nice

[uncut badge]

and he had antidote on him

[carmine lantern]

it may have been in the past but its not since the cultist factory event

[hearty vapor]

do the rouges use gorilla warfare now or something?

[near venture]

try fighting sanitar and goons at the same time the amount of loot I had was insane!

[uncut badge]

killed all 4

finally

the other 2 came back on their own

for sum reason

[glossy hound]

there can be 5, be careful

4 + priest

[storm kayak]

Fighting both at the same time is soo fucking fun ong

[normal spoke]

How do you push the Goons at gas? I’ve been just sniping them from near tunnel

[uncut badge]

at least i got antidote now

i'm chilling

[near venture]

oh it was fun but chaotic big pipe had an m60 I swear that guy didnt ever reload

[glossy hound]

ayy stash finally hit 1b

[uncut badge]

no luck on keys tho

[wintry pike]

I never push them I just wait near cover for one of them to spot me so they all get the murder instincts and sprint right into my sights

[uncut badge]

think only 1 labs access card

😭

[hearty vapor]

i love when rouges have ESP + Aimbot

[uncut badge]

i came on factory just to farm sum lvl 6 plates

[onyx depot]

$250 game 😂

[wintry pike]

shoutout Rogues man, truly the worst type of AI with how accurate they are

[hearty vapor]

and when you get shot through the fucking bushes with no visual its a fucking skill issue get good kid

[wintry pike]

I've been in more engaging fights with other bosses and AI PMCs than the rogues

[glossy hound]

farming cultists is also a great way to get l6 plates :D

[gray quartz]

not there again and no tagilla

[onyx depot]

standard elitist response

[uncut badge]

easier to kill tagilla tho

[hearty vapor]

just get a better gaming chair to be able to fight rouges through bushes you cant see

[uncut badge]

had a bunch of em from the factory event

but i ran trough almost all

[hearty vapor]

AI needs a massive fucking overhaul imo

rouges were just tweaking in the bushes by the chalet

[uncut badge]

the way the pulled up on me was hilarious i was looting the safe on factory

[hearty vapor]

spinning and shit

[uncut badge]

then i get hit w the knife and i'm like tf is happening 😭

[wintry pike]

It's weird that you can buy lvl 5 plates for the Korund armor from prapor, which makes a handful of russian vests pretty good, but there's no "purchase with dollars" Western equivalent with Peacekeeper, closest thing is the SAS barter with the SAPI 3+ plate

[uncut badge]

and i see that mf running away

and 2 other

running up the stairs

[hearty vapor]

cant wait to have to deal with black divison man 💀

[uncut badge]

scooby doo ass scene

[dense sentinel]

Just farm ram from labs for the lighter weight level 6 plate barter

[carmine lantern]

yea, just do the ragman ram barter for lvl 6 plates

[uncut badge]

i should get ragman 4 already

for the lvl 6 gac barter

at least i can get 2 of em

[wintry pike]

I've been trying to get cultists for the story quest and broadcast 5 but man they've disappeared for me, I only got one group fully and it was at health resort

[uncut badge]

i've killed cultists only twice b4 i wiped

and i was like lvl 50

w kappa

they rare as hell

[gray quartz]

yh they need to up the spawn

[wintry pike]

luckily for me that group had a couple of reserve marked keys and the factory keycard so dragnet is no issue

[gray quartz]

that was easy mission

[uncut badge]

nothing more frustrating than getting theta for the 2nd time 😭

[wintry pike]

and the reserve keys for the 314 barter, saved me a couple milly when I did that quest

[gray quartz]

ive never had it

im trying thou

[carmine lantern]

I only go for ligma

[uncut badge]

took me longer than the first time

somehow

but it's worth it cuz kappa takes a while

[wintry pike]

I'm stuck with Greater Heights part 4 because why did BSG decide to give that quest a fail condition

the rest of the arena quests don't have one!

[uncut badge]

well that's the challenge

[gray quartz]

i know but i cant win the great heights mission

[uncut badge]

i've been playing arena for a while now so i can prob speedrun those quests

ngl

[gray quartz]

pay 1m

[glossy hound]

customs

[uncut badge]

that's not an issue lol

1m on pve is piss money

[gray quartz]

i know its winning

got 2 so far need 1 more

[uncut badge]

lowk

you on us?

[wintry pike]

nah I don't like fighting them in Customs, the chance of Goons plus Cultists or Reshala plus Cultists scares me

[uncut badge]

cuz if u on eu i could help u

[carmine lantern]

theres no goons for the event

:]

or well, because of the event

[wintry pike]

I know but without the event

[glossy hound]

so in my experience, they wont spawn around fortress if reshala is there until you kill reshala

[viscid bone]

key acquired

[carmine lantern]

but yes, the cultists wont be there initially if reshala is

you have to kill reshala and then they can spawn in later, since from what I recall, they share scav spawn timing

[uncut badge]

thought that they would just spawn farther

[carmine lantern]

but if you want the 'best' or at least most consistant chances, customs before the 21st is the 'best' time to find them since goons will never show

[wintry pike]

"You beat the first boss encounter of the raid, now get ready for the second" ass mechanic... They gotta use that for more things

[near venture]

noice

[uncut badge]

cuz they got a lot of spots

they can be on

other than fortress

[wintry pike]

it's inside fortress or around it

[carmine lantern]

im not 100% sure on it, its just what ive heard from more knowledgeable people than me

but the cultists are only around fortress for spawns, so they share the spots w goons and reshala

[wintry pike]

like the furthest it extends is right against the fence separating fortress from old gass iirc

[carmine lantern]

it might be that if the goons are not there, they can spawn like near the construction equipment, but those are also kinda shared spawns w reshala

[glossy hound]

nah i was able to confirm it yesterday. reshala and his crew spawned in front of the factory building. i killed the guards from fortress, then pushed and killed reshala. immediately after he died i heard running footsteps from inside that building, and all four warriors were running at me lmao

[uncut badge]

ig they changed it cuz i seen them spawn around warehouse 4

[harsh tusk]

I DID ITTTTT, I ESCAAAAAPEEEEEDDDD

[carmine lantern]

reshala can also spawn around that area-ish

[near venture]

NICE HOW WAS TERMINAL!

[harsh tusk]

AWFUL

[onyx depot]

good job!

[near venture]

how many attempts?

[wintry pike]

Which ending did you get?!

[harsh tusk]

around 10-15, savour ending

[wintry pike]

very noice

[near venture]

ooof im doing same ending one quest away from terminal

[harsh tusk]

I'm finally free

[viscid bone]

not seeing the craft in intel center. talked to mechanic

[harsh tusk]

GL, you will need it

[wintry pike]

No you're not, ICEBREAKER TIME

[harsh tusk]

;-;

[wintry pike]

get on that BOAT

[blissful granite]

100% boss spawn rate tends to get tiresome when you have to get past Killa tying to do big sale

[near venture]

did you go solo?

[carmine lantern]

restart

[harsh tusk]

Duo :D, and we both escaped

Solo is pain

[near venture]

you have to do a few things before repairing the pass keycard

[near venture]

ah nice fair enough

[carmine lantern]

same things happened to me, after any craft was available, I had to restart my game, and then it appeared

[wintry pike]

speaking of Icebreaker, how will Shturman take the news that he has officially been outdripped by the new boss they'll put in that map

[viscid bone]

thats what i thought too. trying now

[young frost]

hell probably cry n then go twerk on a tree or something

[near venture]

yeah I had to restart to it will show up

[icy rock]

Congrats

[wintry pike]

or empty his magazines at the BTR, again

shoutout BTR for being the best tool to tell if Shturman is at sawmill

[icy rock]

I was rooting for u

[viscid bone]

yep got it

[gray quartz]

lets goo i did it fuck that mission

[harsh tusk]

Thank you 😄 ❤️

[viscid bone]

annoying you cant craft both of Moremans audio tapes at the same time

since it takes the phone out of stash

[harsh tusk]

Ahhhhh, the menu background is so nice now

Clear, sunny skies

[magic yacht]

Imagine Prapor in an english voice speaking "Congratulations. You've defeated first Customs Boss. Your Reward: Second Customs Boss"

[wintry pike]

I wish they shortened the timer for the find and transfer quests peacekeeper gives you for this event, 1881 euros per radar parts crate is crazy, and I need them Euros

[distant obsidian]

Huh?

Shortened?

Its a daily

[wintry pike]

yeah, that's the issue, it's daily

[distant obsidian]

yes

daily

its not a daily if it isnt, get this, daily

we dont have anything shorter in tarkov

[carmine lantern]

thankfully tarkov isnt a gacha game

[wintry pike]

It should have less than a 24 hours timer because it's a special event quest

[distant obsidian]

why?

what does being an event daily make it special

[carmine lantern]

though I think the peacekeeper quests are like 6 hours?

[distant obsidian]

for a rediuced timer

you just want it to be for for real reason other then you want euros lol

[wintry pike]

Well duh

[distant obsidian]

so there is no real reason for it to be shorter. Gotr it

[wintry pike]

but at the same time it's tied to this limited time event that prolly won't come back

[distant obsidian]

money is free as fuck in pve. Just buy euros

[fervent peak]

Eh, let em spend effort for something small

LEt them have that satisfaction xD

[distant obsidian]

they have their daily

[pseudo kayak]

PEAK

[fervent peak]

It's not your energy, put it that way

[pseudo kayak]

tarkov gacha when

oh wait

I already went through that

echo belli crates

!!!!!

[distant obsidian]

yeah we did that already

[icy rock]

Remember that interchange raid we did with thermal and that pvp main?

[restive jewel]

[pseudo kayak]

STUPID BITCH

PLAY LABRYS

NOW

[restive jewel]

i acant make it past goons

[pseudo kayak]

😭

there's no way

[icy rock]

Same

[west mist]

The mask fetch quests were every 6 hours during cassus belli

[carmine lantern]

they are here as well from what I recall

but idk for sure

[pseudo kayak]

do you just 7n40 tagillas and killas face

[west mist]

I'm honestly having enough trouble not getting head eyes/faced by the rogues in an attempt to get the parts rn

Also low-key wish it gave rep

[pseudo kayak]

I alr have the 40 bitcoin req

or well

35

and i havent even started falling skies

hell yeah

[gray quartz]

is there any ways better to do the drip out tasks for ragman ?

[pseudo kayak]

@sterile furnace pick a vc u stinky fuck

[pseudo kayak]

yeah

dont do them

🙂

[gray quartz]

dont u need to ?

[pseudo kayak]

no

[distant obsidian]

Isnt this one also? I see a 6 hour thing on it

[pseudo kayak]

dip out is purely for

[distant obsidian]

I dont do them myself

[pseudo kayak]

dripping out

[gray quartz]

thank god

[pseudo kayak]

actually wait

it is required for kappa

[wintry pike]

Or if for some sick and twisted reason you WANT to do them, hop on now there has literally never been a better time to do Dripped Out part 2 now go to reserve and snipe Rogues from dome

[pseudo kayak]

me when I lie

[west mist]

You said we don't have anything shorter than daily, I was just commenting about the quarter daily nature of event fetch quests

[gray quartz]

im stayting away from those arenas for now lol idc for the new event

[distant obsidian]

And thank you for letting me know. Now i know we have 6 hours cycles

[pseudo kayak]

you should at least get the radar thingy for uh

a souvenir

[distant obsidian]

this one should be a 6 hour cycle then to?

[pseudo kayak]

i have 4 of them now

i plan on collecting more

[distant obsidian]

what is ethan QQing about?

[pseudo kayak]

they look cute

[icy rock]

Playing sub 2 while I wait for icebreaker

[pseudo kayak]

stupid fucking reused assets

[west mist]

Afaik it's 6h

[carmine lantern]

6-7 hr timer

[distant obsidian]

perfect, what the qq from ethan then?

[pseudo kayak]

ur a fucking 6-7 hour timer

wait

[icy rock]

We need to stop

[distant obsidian]

I jsut assumed 24hr based on his complaining

[pseudo kayak]

that's me

[onyx depot]

what are they re-using?

[pseudo kayak]

im a fat fucking chud 😭

[carmine lantern]

its the same radar item from the mortar strike event back in like 2020 or something

the big box

[pseudo kayak]

what I said

[icy rock]

6-7 hours until agent 47 gets you

[west mist]

I assume Ethan assumed 24h and didn't check

[distant obsidian]

very well used box. Big

[onyx depot]

what you said, got it

[distant obsidian]

Fair.

[pseudo kayak]

yeah I said it up there

mortar strike event

big box

[distant obsidian]

@wintry pike you have a 6 hour timer. WHy the complaining?

[wintry pike]

I'm ngl I also thought the casus belli mask fetch quests were also dailies because I did them and never checked

[onyx depot]

i saw what you said, i also read what you said

[pseudo kayak]

me, me

[onyx depot]

and it makes sense

[pseudo kayak]

thank me

[wintry pike]

so I didn't know about the 6 hour timer

[pseudo kayak]

im welcome

[onyx depot]

thanks me

[pseudo kayak]

YOU

are welcome

[west mist]

Called it

[onyx depot]

thanks you ?

[pseudo kayak]

🙀

ur getting deported out of tarkov

where's my ending where I get deported out of tarkov

[onyx depot]

but i dont wanna :<

[pseudo kayak]

where's the ending where the kgb says I overstayed my visa

😭

@restive jewel can you pick a vc

[onyx depot]

Tim & Eric

[pseudo kayak]

Beginner's Zone #5 🙁

he's being level-cist

experience-cist

[harsh tusk]

Yea?

[onyx depot]

you need to tell them to not be then.. everyone listens to me/you

[pseudo kayak]

apparently not

I don't listen to me

🙁

[onyx depot]

deport them

[pseudo kayak]

it's like the photo of the kid cowering in the corner with the shadow of the parents yelling at each other

except

it's all me

parent me, parent me, cowering kid me

cycle of tarkov

[onyx depot]

real

[pseudo kayak]

did you keep the radar spare parts as a souvenir

they look cute

they're so stupid and fat

[onyx depot]

i did :3

[pseudo kayak]

and box

they take up so much space

cuz they're so fat

we should tell them to lose weight

3x3

fatass box

[onyx depot]

i dont know why I do that tho... :< yells at me in @distant obsidian's voice

[distant obsidian]

wwah

what do I have to yell at you about?

[pseudo kayak]

bc they spelled thermal

with a 3

fuckass 3

[distant obsidian]

[stuck pike]

Th3rmal?

[onyx depot]

thats the spirit!

[stuck pike]

😂

[pseudo kayak]

yeah ur getting diddled by partizan 😭

[distant obsidian]

I got u

[pseudo kayak]

in ways you wouldnt fucking imagine

[distant obsidian]

happy to be of service

[stuck pike]

🤣

[carmine lantern]

ththreermal

[pseudo kayak]

imagine partizan tripwires your legs

like the shoelace trick

except

[stuck pike]

Thth3rmal

[pseudo kayak]

you blow up

[wintry pike]

Once you get good enough you're the one diddling Parmesan whenever he decides to be the annoying mosquito he's designed to be

[pseudo kayak]

but what if

[plush panther]

lamr3hT

[onyx depot]

violence ensues

[pseudo kayak]

partizan ties your shoelaces together

and like

puts a f1 rd

????

what then?

you gonna lose your kicks?

or die

[stuck pike]

Brac3s for impact

[distant obsidian]

trip wires have a min timer

[pseudo kayak]

cuz me personally

[wintry pike]

my shoes cost $15 Parmesan's brains are priceless

[dense sentinel]

Partizan decides to attack me "so you have chosen death"

[distant obsidian]

and its higher then a RD f1

[carmine lantern]

shoelace tripwire

[pseudo kayak]

im not losing my fucking lemon peppa steppas

[distant obsidian]

like 2-2.5 seconds

[stuck pike]

[pseudo kayak]

wrong answer

[onyx depot]

suff3r my wr4th!

[pseudo kayak]

the right answer is

youre wearing spray on shoes

[distant obsidian]

I use boots

[stuck pike]

Try m3 bih

[pseudo kayak]

chat

do i shoot goth

if the goons dont kill him

😱