#pve-chat
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I am coming from Dark and darker lol
Well they're babies anyway so
remember when they made marked rooms have literally nothing in them
or when they gave guards grenade aimbots
Yeah it was great
how many of y'all died to gl launchers on reserve
nope
pvp got my blood pressure up i need a tolerance break
Just small indie dev, be patient, game only existed since November last year, not like they've been here for a whole 10 years on the market
lsniped them myself
i got sniped halfway on the map
they don't have timmies to kill so they cry. let me enjoy my solo experience tarkov in peace man
yeah it's for the best. pvp can be... frustrating
yea that gl by the bunker on reserve is very painful
I didnt even know that shit existed
that's really the crux of it. the only ones who complain about pve existing are the ones who are frustrated at having to fight people who are actually looking for the fight
the event is a whopping 4 quests long it seems
Solo tarkov kinda mid for me honestly, but playing with the homies without cheaters or megasweats ruining the vibes is noice
Sometimes its moe stress than fun. I like that I can chill on this game in pve for a bit
What do you get for finishing the quest?
was wondering if i can snipe em from dome
oh for sure it is waaaay better with the hommies, no doubt
Cant seem to find a group when I que up though? Is this mode dead?
99% its for the achievement, the rewards are garbage
an achievement and mid rewards
Yeah I get that
you can for sure, I did, they wont attack you at dome
Is it possibly required for icebreaker or no?
damn
prolly not
Ok
Solo tarkov sucks a bit. Especially since I can only kill reshala and tagilla on my own, maybe sanitar if I get a good spawn
1:2 lol
no don't worry
99% is from #pve-lfg , trying to get coop in the game itself just invites people in who will teamkill you for gear
Ok ty
wha wtf
there is 0 honor from randoms and they dont give a fuck
no way it would be required, it is just a way to make you wait
you'll get there, it takes some learning but eventually most of the bosses become doable once you know how they work
I would still do it in case this questline becomes permanent. But There is more chances for it to be not required than become a permant questline
these dudes with no jobs absolute have to have my items
well in this game especially with the amount of possible teamkilling, no one uses the group finders because theres just no way to possibly vet a random person
All I know is they rush me when im in a good position im fine, I can surprisingly kill goons for the most part, except big pipe he kills me 90 percent of the time and just fuck killa
wowzers
i just got caught in the middle of the whole fight
group of rogues, pmcs, scavs
💀
nowadays, where there is pvp, there is competitiveness. and competitiveness brings toxicity
im alive still but goddamn
some of them legitimately enjoy the challenge of pvp, and those are the ones you wont find complaining.
some just want to feel better than others lol
tha was something
big pipe once rushed up on me with his grenade launcher and he blew me up to smithereens
all arms/legs missing
nugget
nugget
it can be an ego things at times haha people are babies
some of those wanting to feel better end up being the same that cheat when they can't be better than you
Does anyone wanna do some pve later
tbh i dont like reserves now
So like the goons spawn at the burning gas station now on shoreline, since that eft boss website says "new gastion" instead of weather station like the rogues
it is pure chaos in there
its hard by deafult and now its even worse
yo where do i get radar parts??
Lol Glukhar gets taken out by rogues within the first minute.
thats what #pve-lfg is mostly for, theres a lot of chatter in here while people arent playing the game
ah ty bro
Mosin
kill rouges on reserve
ah check thanks mate
2 minute cool down for some reason way in the lfg channel
okay fellas time to get my extract from shoreline for the guide, wish me luck lmao
Guess I'll playing sniper from TF2 on reserve tonight
gl
game has a learning curve huh
you get lit up at dome the second you peek out
from where i can get radar station spare parts
its one of those games where people with 500-1000 hours still call themselves 'new players'
i mean other tasks arent as bad as the finding radar parts
I feel like games that have huge learning curves are the best ones
I wonder if the rougues battle the raiders
unless you invest a year and a half in a game and the developers decide to experiment
like league ?
radio parts on the woods. Is is usec camp or scav bunker?
haha havent tried it yet but I was referring to Dark and darker
none of these. It is usec checkpoint, where btr stops, inside bunkhouse
oh I see
weird cause it says weather station as tyhe question marker
thats not a weather station lol
I am assuming I should be taking these trains to head to other maps?
i keep getting the match canceld error
trains ? uh no ?
the trans in ground zero sorry haha
??events
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
aaah transit yeah. at the beginning you'll have to do the tour story questline
it unlocks you other maps
thank you
after that you won't have to always transit to unlock them
follow the main quests you have, they will tell you what you need to do to unlock the other maps
thanks guys
np
like when you 'Survive and extract from Interchange or visit Interchange 3 times' it will unlock customs, etc etc
do you guys use maps too or do you pretty much know everywhere haha
used maps for a long time. Now I pretty know the maps perfectly
but Yeah had a map on second screen
its the best
6 ? how do you do that ?
yea map on 2nd screen is a priority for sure until they add in those gps devices in like 3 months lol
what thats so cool
yeah. But there is also apps like tarkov companion that you can press a key and it opens a map for you. It does not tell you where you are, but at least you can have the map on a single screen
and can help in other aspects too
ty sm bro
np. Happy if it helps you
oh nvm
damn bought this game like 4 years ago never got into until now
the raid backpack only fits 4
well it wouldve been better than me only leaving w 2
😭
yeah I was like, how 6
true XD
How heavy are these radar parts
they're beefy
nah
that would be funny
welp time to run it back
but you will need 6 of these. So you can come close to tank battery weight very fast
if you gotta do 2 raids anwyays just take 3 at a time
okay so 2 for each map
tuah for each map
O:
oh, both are there
wdym
you need to for the quest intel
damn therapist made me fork over 250 bands for my first quest
still need tht 5 box -.-
i have 3 of em now :3
i fucking love this event holy
how did you guys complete second part so quickly ?
murder them on reserve
killing rogues on reserve but so far no spawn
go scrim
literally go to the backwall
near the stupid marked key in the barracks?
whatever
go there and move on top of hermetic bunker
youll be in between all of the factions
why you like it so much
idk man
goons hunting is fun
if anything at all i wish goons would spawn like this
every raid
guarantee
d
question, The new task line and achievement, im not seeing it on the trader task tab. This a "didnt reset account can play" type thing.
i dont like em
Unfortunately yes
this event on reserve is so cooked, the amount of times ive died to bullets coming across my screen when i load in is dogshit
expect all events moving forward to be only for wiped accounts, as was said months ago
Does anyone know a real time map/gps for tarkov? i had one but had to wipe pc.
yup!
And expect Icebreaker to be locked that way too, or at least partially. So I would bite the bullet rather sooner than later, so you miss less stuff
Sounds like something that would be against ToS, tbh
that sounds like it'd be against tos
You could still amass some gear from this event before Icebreaker
just look at the wiki map, its very shrimple
oh?
Jinx ya owe me a coke
yeah, prolly against ToS, wouldn't type about this here
you dont need some freaking hack gps lmao
is it only on reserve that you can find the radar parts?
as in Rellinou
Yes.
me hear that?
this guy jinxed me
this guy jinxed me
Been struggling for awhile to learn the maps andi've been gone for about 11 months
mdr
yes
na bring the mcx
where to place radar equip on woods?
Are the rogue spawns on every map?
USEC Checkpoint
thankfully not
Reserve, Shoreline, Lighthouse.
Thank u
is it only on reserve that you can find the radar parts?
Yes/
@dusky magnetWhere is that on woods? the camp surrounded by mines?
@pallid hornet #pve-chat message ❓
the ping actually didnt work lol my bad
The stashing spot #2 from this quest https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Discombobulate#Guide
@dusky magnetYou´re the best - thank you
You're welcome.
This event sucks, whose idea is it to take the most aimbotty of all AI in this game and dump them everywhere.
always people like this lol
what, did you want some my little pony event for your skill issue?
its tarkov man
ah yes, the BSG fanboy with his skill issue comment
its going to be hard at time
rogue at is so much fun to fight. Its actually good ai to fight
better then the brainless ai we have for most of the game
you can just take it slow, or just chill and play other maps
love how BSG doesn't do their forums anymore b/c they can't take criticism and we're left with the douchelords on discord
you have to actually think and move properly
plenty of people have already gotten the achievement from finishing the event
yes they do LOL
you're the only one here who is complaining about it
wut
this event is a cake walk loving the free GL rounds from goons
dying is part of the game, and it sucks ass, but damn it feels good to survive
you think big pipe listens to evanescence
I keep getting spawned like right next to bosses and just dying off spawn
knight listens to linkin park
got taste huh
Big Pipe is probably more of a Godsmack kinda dude.
Knight listens to superheavan
da heck is that
Yeah idk what that is.
music probably
Does Bigpipe actually use his GL? Ive not had him do it to me yet
yep
Uncultered swine
The cultists probably listen to Sleep Token.
good for you, cause yes he does
he can and will switch to it
he's tried to hit me with it almost point blank on customs a few times in the past
When he does... You'll know, there will be signs.
4 boxes brought back, 2 more to go 😛
the signs being "plouf plouf... How did I die ?!?! ... "Big pipe killed you"
I killed him once and he had an M60 and the GL. All M80 rounds. That was horrifying.
do you think any of the goons listen to evanescence
real questions here I see
bring me to life is on the playlist
What gun do I take for terminal
old evanescence yes
i did x17 and m4
Have y'all ever seen Killa spawn with the black Mk9 desert Eagle as a side-arm? We killed him recently and he had that ratted akms and a desert eagle.
na man can't do tht second quest imma farm only goons gues
everyone has their own feel for terminal
I think of them a five finger Death Punch gang
I’ll maybe take a mk18 and a mp7
bigpipe
Knight
X17 did some work for longer range engagements
EWWWWW
Or avenged sevenfold
Big pipe is a Metallica guy
I went with model 1 for terminal. But after playing other guns, I feel like other guns would have been interesting
Metallica is great idc what anyone says.
that's why icebreaker hypes me. BD...
He’s a twink
Bird is Linkin park
avenged sixsevenfold
Metallica is great. Lars is not.
He listens to queen
Thats knight
Or muse
Knights listens to nightcore
well no but ppl want to play menagable event and finding that radar parts is not easy on chaotic map where is no place to even reload mags
Birdeye must listen to some sort of emo band
Full blasting it
They should add a scav that follows Killa around with a boombox blaring slav dubstep.
this is managable
Just blaring Russian dubstep
That one time when Joey Jordison played creeping death with Metallica and they finally felt what it was like to have a real drummer.
birdeye prob listens to emo rap or some shit looks like he knew too much bout ww2 tbh
Tagilla is slipknot
Yes Tarkov is super hard I don’t know how you guys play it
well, pvp is
pve is easy tarkov
Nope. He's a Slaughter to Prevail kind of guy
but same events, so gitgud
Nah Birdeye's probably listening to like... native american battle hyms or some shit.
This event is fine, difficulty wise. But the spawns are so fucked, i spawned infront of a rouge on an NSV on reserver then spawned infront of the goons on snoreline

no tarkov is easy as long as u dont meet aimbot ai
Tagilla even looks similar to Alex Terrible.
u know what i mean so dont play stupid
Just run every raid with a Maska. Works for me. I never die by headshot. I die. but not by headshots.
Zyrachij is classical
can you do btr quest back to back?
only part i dont like about the rogues is the fact i spawn in and immediately fight like 6 at once that are all firing at me through bushes and guardrails i cant see through
and you know what I mean. Hard ai is hard ai
is the new event on pve? If so how do I get the task?
yiou have to wipe
theres nothing saying you have to do the event if you dont feel strong enough to do it
I haven't wiped since PvE originally released and I never intend to.
but it is profitable 👀
might not have access to icebreaker, just so you know
Zryachiy listens to Death Grips
then you wont get any new content, shrug, thats on you
how much profitr
idk, i found blue folders on a rogue i killed at shoreline
im just killing sturmen over and over getting RRs lol
What is the new content? Is there a special quest reward?
dunno should i try to complete second part of event or just farm the goons rogue problem for me on reserve mfs can one tap me like 150 200m away..
??event
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
idk he genuinely looks like a
girlypop guy
yeah i tried to go on shoreline to kill goons and it didnt end up too well
or like kpop
big pipe i can see him repeating bring me to life forsure
knight metallica and slipknot
maybe big pipe slipknot?
Birdeye would listen to katy perry or sabrina carpenter
Knight is definetly a shoegaze listener
so trv ...
idk maybe like dayseeker or sum
so you have to wipe your pve to get the new event?
Big Pipe is a FFDP kind of guy.
all new events yes
nah pipe listens to gg allins country album
Trying to get this guy to wipe his account is evil lol
Glukhar is Sabaton
or crowbar/pantera type stuff
As was said when 1.0 launched, most new content is gonna require a 1.0 account
Lmao
na cause like you want new map wipe that mf
I could see Pipe listening to pelvic meatloaf
dunno its weird tho but i have never had issue to farm thm but rogues on reserve givin me hard time clearin one or two group other one killing me ..
yeah thats the main issue u try fight goons the other rogues will swarm u from every other angle lol
Reshala listens to The Clash when they made Ska
can't believe there's so many no wipers
i lure thm tht power plant area on shoreline thn rest on easy
lol. nice
Hey! i have a problem... i cant turn in the tags to prapor on the main task tour? anyone knows how to fix this? i have some how gotten past it and now he want me to give him the flashdrive from shoreline? but i need to turn in the tags to get access to reserve but i cant please help!
tagilla listens to lou reed but only the harsh noise album
Killa would listen to postpunk
or suicideboys tbh or some soccer films cause he slide like one
Nah he'd listen to like Suicdeboys or something
city morgue
Or is it events
??event
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
Thank you kame senpai
the bot isnt speaking to you I guess
Sigh
iunno what funky characters you used, but it do be that
iunno, try again?
??event
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
Where to find that radar station spare parts?
imagine getting ignored by a bot
Its okay robots dont like me
I copied your exact words from your text
massive aura loss
Just try again
??event
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
iut has a cooldown
Shturman listens to CCR lmao
Probably that then
and its shared in the whole server
chek had to tell pve chat once to stop spamming commands cause other people couldnt use it
TYRELA
lol
Genderbent Tyreall
My phone is too small for my hands 
rogues spawn in command bunker?
my hands are too small for the phone
My friend said reserve was laggy
Okay for terminal I’m taking a m60
anyone gotten the jam bug?
Wait z2h?
@dusky magnetany tipps for customs and the radar parts.
holy cclamp saves lives
i did
yeah the one that does no damage ? yeah i had one
it was a great run
Zero to hero?
Its cafe relli
m60 was great

i dont understand the build a weapon thing when u buy the parts it puts parts in the buy when u dont need them its dumb
idk about no damage but my muzzle brake get red after one shot and then it jam after 2 bullets with full durability
big pipe told me to solo 
Sighh
and then he proceeded to bring his 2 friends
you have to buy the wep and then re-enter it, its lame
big pipe is a pussy
??events
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
??event
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
oh
My brother had to get on my pc to get all 3 for my challenge cuz I suck at tarkov and they kept one tapping me 🥀
i feel you
He called me a chud and went back to his room
Its not my fault my love for snipers carried onto tarkov
W brother
yeah w brother
Walks in. Fucks shit up. Calls you a chud. Walks out.
Snh
Smh*
Its cuz hes unemployed and plays all day while I work so he got more tarkov experience
I hop on for 2 hrs then go to bed
copium
I cant find which folder has this server to move it up
chudium
what do you mean
im about to go to streets
But I cant find the folder this one in
insanity
No I mean zero to hero
tarkov servers? i dont get it xd i would understand if it was dayz haha
all you
i do zero to hero kinda often its so fun to go in with nothing and come out with alot
Id do it more if it wasn't for the fact that I get fucked over by the dumbest shit
you wanna do streets w me :3
who

work sucks
I got like 4 and a half more hrs of work?
But im lowkey goated and get my work done fast
we should hear evanescence whenever big pipe has his rotary gl
I hate when I kill knight and big pipe and birdeye just leaves
damn do random litle wars break out while youre in a raid is that normal? i had to kill so many people. my booty cheeks were clapping the entire time
tarkov moment lol
yarr
What the
i like running to the back of reserve
that's where ALL
the fighting happens
pinched by scavs, guards, rogues, pmcs
the entire time
Just bought pve am I gonna regret it ?
fuck no
I mostly just do customs cuz its the only map other then factory I know by memory
go find ur way to this event
no y gonna love it
idk im about 15hrs in i am still happy
Relli
endorsed by me
Creating my character as we speak
you will regret how much time you dump into this game
I love rogues
Are u lieing to this person
Fuck yeah
yessirrr
I hate the bullshit enemies we have
stupid fucking idiots
this actually makes the game remotely interesting
I’m still hella new to the game but ibr I play this on my own and PvP is just boring
I personally liked the reserve boss rush event
i did hardcore pvp shit for a year straight now i need a damn break. people are toxic
braindead money
Are you guys able to accept the Peacekeeper quest for the event? I'm not getting it
no cheaters
local internet
play when you have time
etc
Mmm yes my work computer has been tryna load this website for 15 minutes now how fun
you have to wipe
Wack
Nooooooo
i already wiped
):
I just barely got ll4 with all traders but fence
wipe the account??
Ion wanna wipe again
it was said for many months, sorry to say, they are just now enforcing it
if you have not wiped on pve since 1.0 release, yes
i got the quest
oh i have wiped 2 times already
We all drank moonshine then wiped and progressed together
i wiped just some days ago i got bored haha im lvl 22 again now
bro if this pc doesn't load the websites I need to do work im about to start cussing in russian
zhuka blyat
Why work when you can play Tarkov?

i need stash space lmao
Plus money is what paid for the sniper on my shelf
oooh what sniper?
another no wiper
Buying stash space while having unheard feels weird
guys can rogues on every map have these radar spare parts? i killed like 20 and found none
have u wiped after 1.0?
people are saying reserve only
BSG living up to their reputation
nope
I have one of the 308 bullets as a necklace
then you need to
So what boss is permaspawning on shoreline now?
you have to wipe for any new content moving forward, as was said months ago
Da goonies
Da chudies
they are just now enforcing it but it was stated on things like the pillagers event+story mode release
I wish I could use knights mask but no armor aaah
Gross
so either rip off the bandaid now, or deal w the game as it is currently
Guess its time to farm gls lol
there are other games
yea, no shit
It really ticks me off is you can't use the black black backwards ball cap with a tagilla helm
nooo i dont believe that
Oh right I was told by someone that apparently insurance isnt rlly gonna be a thing anymore with ur gear is that true
no one is forcing you to play this or even play the events lol
i love how that reshala and glukhar event was avaliable, factory too and the casus belli one (it was stated that only pve profiles that were wiped after 1.0 got it but i also got the quest) now this quest comes and it doesn't let me do it
bruh
whaaat? :/
i was mistaken- it's just a quick access map and mission marker.
no
Reserve is like hell on earth right now
What the
What makes you say that?
tarkov companion then maybe
the only thing that was said about insurance recently is that they are making it faster
i need to improve my sr25 build
i love companion
it looks ugly as shit
last 4 box
if you play seasonal pvp there will be no insurance
I don't use it, but I hear good things from it
I think they misunderstood the seasonal perks.
One of the seasonal perks removes insurance
yea, its just part of the seasonal stuff
Rogues are maning all the kords and AGS’s. Glukhar also has a 100% chance to spawn so you get tagged and cursed too
oh i use it its soo good when i started it was a god thing because i was so lost so i downloaded tark comp and learned the game through it and now i use it sometimes just
Yeah I guess it is very good for learning yeah
Raaa im back
Not particularly, good luck. You may find some teammates in #pve-lfg if you want
chill w the 3rd party app discussion, its probably tos
Are we finally getting loot able black division gear with icebreaker tho I dont pay attention to the updates
no confirmation
Sigh
lmao i gotta wait 15 min for this train on reserve cause there's rogues manning the heavy gun on cliff extract
we should since there will be BD
boss shows a bd insignia so he is probably bd
where r goons on shoreline?
well they using the maps from wiki and just put icons on it so i dont see the tos but you maybe are right no clue
but theres no indication that there will be any other bd people there
I feel like squidward looking out the window with black division clothing and gear
bd clothing is gained via the new seasonal pvp
I like rocking all black kits so with the addition of the black comtacs and airframe ive been running that more
I just need black night vis that isnt da blue ones
Like arena or
Black quad nods when
nope, seasonal pvp chars
anyone that are good on arena here?
Oh
where are the goons on shoreline
w unique attributes and bonuses
gas station
Im so burnt out of arena farming for the tac map items but im so close to the viking rig
or at least people have seen them there
everywhere from what im heard
weather station typically, but they can go all the way to that military camp in the north east or end up at health resort on the east side
ik they spawn at weather station but they're supposed to be guaranteed shoreline for event
oh word? i need more 7.62 x51 ill go hunt em
My worst shoreline experience is barely loading in and being g shot by the goons back during 1.0
any idea how to start the event questline? I checked all the traders and there's no new quest
bring some joy to snoreline
im just waiting for the 'confirmed' pve coop mode on arena in q3
Did you wipe post 1.0?
same, spawned road to customs and walked 11 m before getting head,eyes by birdeye
try restarting the game its peacekeeper survive and extract from shoreline lightouse and reserve and kill 10 rouges on any location
I dont wanna do arena but the items call to me and since I got the ref stuff done I use the gp coins for pve
bro there's a billion rogues on reserve lmao
you need to wipe past 1.0 release.
if you do not wipe, no event.
no I haven't, but I was able to do previous event quests just fine tho
there are still people not on 1.0 questlines?
110% not worth it
yea i was surprised to find that out today. lots of em
they said several questlines ago that you would need to wipe
so either wipe now or you dont get anything in the future
its just that simple
yall are way too attached to your gear
lol the second i can prestige i am
youll probably need to reset to be able to prestige in the first place
think of this as prestige 0
How do u get to prestige
and yes you would have to redo arena grind
Requiring fir for hideout in PvE pushed my friends out of wiping because they didn’t wanna have to deal with rng in upgrading the hideout. So I understand
you wait like 3 months for pve
very few items are needed to be FIR
the fir stuff really is not that hard, people are just so bad at looting
not saying its a skill issue but thats weak
They felt any were too many. I wiped and am doing fine. But I see both sides of it.
if you dont want to wipe thats just fine, obviously
but they have said many times in the past that you will 'need' to wipe for future content
so you just have to temper your expectations
All down for wiping, -when- Prestige gets implemented into PvE
Oh yeah. My friends now just get on collect their bitcoin and get off. They all largely stopped playing when 1.0 dropped.
my local servers are completely dead
Are goons on reserve or just rogues
Yeah. My group just didn’t wanna deal with the 1.0 story. They felt it was dumb to lock all the maps behind tour. There were quite a few factors though.
You probably won't be able to prestige if you didn't wipe for 1.0. They've been saying you need to wipe for new content.
I only see the goons on shoreline
Okay
wait a second
many many reasons im glad i didnt wipe
Oh I did wipe, wanted to experience the main story
by the time of the terminal ending
the silent minority, the non-wipers. silent until today.
||are all the bosses alr like lore wise dead? or||
after terminal they prolly are yeah
No. We're just playing a serious game of airsoft. So "dying" just means you're out until the next game.
Idk. Its why I hate the story. I wish it was like Diablo and I had a skip story for no rewards button.
i mean like before yk what happens at the end of terminal
except zryachiy maybe
Terminal is so peak though. I'd wipe for that.
Killa and Tagilla spawn on terminal so I doubt it.
yeah but you kinda fucking delete them
wait a second
you don't. Terragroup does
Does deleting your game wipe your game?
Yeah. I was just saying I don’t think any of the side tasks are canon
you have to wipe through the website, so no, deleting your game does not do anything to your char
Sweet!
yea a lot of things in the game arent canon
1 shot shturmans head
icebreaker prob isnt canon either really
and went to my obj
like killing killa 100 times
my man keeps reviving to die again
THE CULTISTS ARE FUCKING REVIVING HIM
AHHHHHH
since bd is meant to just 'arrive' in terminal, but theres going to be a bd boss in icebreaker, or at least bd affiliated
Yeah. I miss 1.0 pre tarkov feeling like an MMO. I hate the story
so the timelines dont really line up
mmmh. That tracks yeah
AHHHHH
the cultists 2% spawn rate on interchange is just for the purpose of reviving killa
^^^
there really is a 2% ?
ill even sink the time to get a case for them
bring big backpack this time but found 3 only 

fr
well any other backpack can only fit 2
so
so maybe, they bring his body from interchange to gz to revive him yeah
imagine seeing cultists chilling at the burger spot in the mall
ohhh that's why there's a transit
fatists?!
lard cults 😱

the big bad cultist. He appears only if you order more burger than him to kill you
what rounds does he use
does he even use rounds?
does he just fucking run at you
and trample you
he is round
mmmh. I believe he eats you
yeah, prapor and therapist ain't risking their life to get inside him
come on game just gib 1 box and done will focus on banging goons
in the train extract and just heard a rogue say "i'm tired of this mthrfckn shit"

I get it
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twin I wouldn't either
😭
🙏
ts not happening
guns covered in bile and grease
EW!!!!
can this train go already
welcome to the goodburger home of the goodburger how may i take your order
no ur fucking weighing it down
i asked the conductor
he said ur too fucking FAT
yea i got 4 of those rare parts. like 65kg
maybe guns recovered from him have increased durability or something. He may be like a weapon kit and armor kit alive
summons cheeseburgers with mind
the train is a little tykes toy pal
Rude. Last I checked I wasn’t Kabans sized
100 wit
hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper
I want a mcdouble
i want a big kahuna burger
I was Kaban all along
52 bombobloodclat chicken nuggets
500 snack wraps
love mcdonalds
why does this game take 15 minutes to start a raid
Kaban has natural armor of level 4 ap 6.3 is useless
It's like you're my mirror (Oh)
My mirror's staring back at me (Oh)
I couldn't get any bigger (Oh)
I was the Kaban in all of us.
🫃
prob server issues
it's like you're my mirror oh
my mirrors staring back at me
oh
i couldn't get any bigger
oh
maybe issues on my end as well
hey to stash the camera for new quest on lighthouse - is it blue chalet or the upper one ?
mirrors break when they see me
none, it is the cottages by the beach. left of map
oh no :(
Are you on a HDD or SSD? HDD takes forever
the hamster that runs the server ate too many mcdoubles its having a stomach ache
Rellinou spilled blue raspberry slush on the servers again
hey pal ur only supp to give me pointers
I planted it by the bed of the first cottage.
is it where you pick up briefcase for the rapist ?
this games needs ssd huh
double gulp cup 🙁
then ask for some
I think so yeah
how the fuck i am meant to get the thing for the event quest when everytime i peak i get one tapped by ramdom rogue
can I take my blackjack to 7/11 during free slushie day??
uh. let me ask my lawyer
you just gotta listen to evanescence while u game
Yea my teammate suffered with the same issue an bought a cheap SSD just to play think it was like a 25$ 500gb one
ask him about taking a rush 100 too
or would that be pushing it
you absolute rookie, its either couch or nothing
its been 4 game in a row i get one tapped from god know how far away
that's def pushing it
he said he has to ask his lawyer. I'll soon get to the bottom of this !
well its probably best to upgrade anyways
so you sneak slushie into when they arent looking
rogues are arguably the hottest form of enemy we have they lock on v far and they react well, play cover, no repeeking
😱
nooo ur paying too many consultation fees!
Should definitely fix your loading times though he went from the like 15 minutes you're dealing with to about three to get into a raid and that's just cuz his internet sucks 😂
at that point we might as well just buy a double gulp cup!
btw are the goons boosted by the event
don't worry, it is my lawyer paying for his lawyer
rogues can be pretty hot I guess
Rogues should high five USECs who don’t fight them and call in mortars on bears
shoreline 100% they dont exist anywhere else
these rogues carrying 1000usd in their pockets
hello
well I knew better I just hoped it would work lol its better if I just buy an okay one
but who pays the lawyer who pays for your lawyer??
this
this is true actually
i can get behind this
if you have a bear teammate what happens tho?
dang
mmmh real questions here
are you forced to shoot them to prove loyalty???
They call you a traitor and call in an Aerial killa strafe that has thermal vision and explosive PKM rounds
the government I would suppose
does knight come out with his mask off and say thank you you did tarkov a great service?
after i dome my bear friend??
and then big pipe throws me a softball and says you did good kid
and birdeye says let's go fix the impala now son
kaban says thank you if you drop him a sausage
😭
Imagine if on the ending BD comes in and offers you a hand up if you refused to work with Kerman.
this MIGHT be the scav life dlc
I would love if you could throw food like grenades
I would love a BD ending
chucking a sausage over lexos
I am much more interested in siding w terragroup
i would cry if you could throw food
but not the stupid ending
did you see the terragroup ronin they teased
i would pelt kaban with mayo and sausages
The ultimate bad ending. Work with BD to raid Kermans hideout and kill the traders.
throw a sausage at your friend as he's bleeding out 🙁
1 damage sausage
and then fence turns out to be prapor!
and he slams the desk
and then the fucking earth quakes
i'm listening to all i want for christmas!!!!
man. That would be so cool. working wiht BD...
one tagilla fart might actually collapse factory
that would be the real fallen ending
with tagilla fart ?
scav life dlc is doing repairs in factory 😭
osha scav crew
Genuinely surprised Nikita didn’t go full Russian and implement KGB vs CIA ending where you have to choose and then escape with the government you chose.
do you think tagilla would provide tools and hardware to repair factory?
or would he just fucking eat them
scav life dlc is gonna turn tarkov into club penguin
edating scavs 😭
yeah. could have been something
wait does this mean we get puffle scavs???
hideout cat
ummmm rellinou
hi me!
no im me
hi
wait... there's a third one ?
finally collected goddamn 6 box
there were 4 or 5
6
f reserve
or
i'm gonna start counting rellinou to sleep at this rate

Tamadatchi scavs where we have to feed them as our PMC
NOOO

now all is left place tht shits
5btc in 1 run is crazy lol
oh pls no...
wdym 7
moshi monsters 😭
aw hell nah, imagine scav life is driving forklifts in factory
HAHAHAH U SAID IT
bruh.
hi me
#screenshots message DUDE
WHAT IS PARTIZAN DOING IN MY SPAWN
I THOUGHT "why is there a weird sounding scav" on my NADE
yes
wow

wow wow
ok
jk i love me
say ok weeb
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