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1.12 ref rep before im even ll3 ragman 😭
Sure you can, but I would use a better gun
There are no better guns than the SA58
They don't stoop that low
It is OBJECTIVELY the best looking gun of all time
Eh, let em have their fun Tyreall lol
we need more 7.62x51 guns
Meta or die. Might as well embarrass everything I get accused of lo
We need more then 2 good ones 🙁
O wait ak308 is a thing. 3 good ones
It has an…essence that no other fun has. A vibe. A destiny given to it by GOD to be the best gun ever invented. And it has met that destiny.
Sr25 is still 308 king. But between that, rsass and 308. It's really close and you just use the one you like better
I mean 308 are almost all universally great for bolts to. Same thing, use what you like better
Vepr hunter into the trash can
Yeah I got killed years ago
Neither of those can go full auto and if you aren’t going full auto what are you doing
Around the same time the SA got killed
Don't need full auto with 308 stopping power
It’s not about need, Ty. It’s about aura.
what about the 762 MDR version
wait did the patch affect the X-14 scar also
Kame seen me drop goons, Sani twice and pmcs with my rsass and sr25 like they were paper lol
I don't need full auto
308
The only semi auto only rifle that shoots 308 that has aura is the M1A.
i love my mk14 ebr
That isn't even a gun.
even if it sucks
i fucking love semiauto 308
automatic is soley for SMG's otherwise i am a fat simp for carbines
SVDS is my jam lately
The SVDS is a very hot gun to use. Very nice choice.
x-14?
How
idk man
Witch
niami stop lying
It's blackmagic
put her on a stake and burn her!
Or him
kaban is so fucked up, bro ate half a magazine of a RPD using PS to the face
i mean you jhust missed a lot then lol
2 ps rounds will kill him of 762
3-4 if hit reg decides no
hey guys havent played since kolontun, is the game fked or is it worth playing
what a dumb question
if it wasnt worth playing 3 months ago, then its nor worth playing now
its not like the rebuilt the whole game for you in 3 months
go read the patch notes and decide for yourself
It's definitely worth playing, even though your question is more of one that is subjective, I would say 9 out of 7 dentists would agree that Tarkov is worth playing.
yea i just checked back and since i bought this back on november 15th ive put in 1300 hours so far lol
her?
I got it in june
do i type like a woman or something
weird question to because your asking a bunch of people who actively play the game, if its worth playing.
LOL
You do type the letter “A” and women are known for typing that letter sometimes. Coincidence? I think not.

😭
Your pfp and banner
39 hits to head, on recording he has 8 holes in his head from my bullets
ive interacted w tyreall and king 😭
I don't think they've ever said your gender
tbf they increased FPS
you cant track headshots to individual targets
there's just no way i give off ANY form of femininity
idk
It's just your pfp and banner that did it for me
yeah the banner made me assume you were a foid icl
Hahaha what does my pfp say 😏
I don't want to say after that
your a bot 😭
Who asks what there pfp says with 😏
well, maybe your way of typing and the feeling underneath showed that side
any foids here for me to rizz up with my chud aura
you can try it with me, if you would
Aren't you a guy?
No comment on that, given the current circumstance :)))))))
practice makes perfect, before try rizzing a real target you may as well practice with friends
i think ill pass brosquito 😭
If I say what I say to my homies I'd go to jail
why is that? they are all underage?
showering ppl with love nowadays is so dangerous
No I mean
oh i thought you said showering with people is dangerous nowadays
What’s your guy’s longest kill shot on here? I just checked and mine is 1028.58m
mb twin
I say things to them that would be consider sexual harassment
Be confident
Be yourself
Don't go looking for someone
They usually appear for you
hes the only guy i shot the entire raid, and i aimed at head point blank when he was running into a truck
be confident be yourself dont go looking for someone else they will usually appear for you
Lmao
Hell yeah i got intel folder from valuable crate
Best advice my momma ever gave me was don’t lick things that will follow you home
so I shouldnt lick the cat that followed me home?

Can someone tell me how does the comtac VI that connects with the helmet is heavier than the one with no mount
I’d like to unlick a few things I’ve licked 🤣
the mlok system wieghs more
brackets vs stupid plastic
well, is there any difference between the one with the band and the one without
god imagine if the band was made out of metal 😭 headset dent
no
dang.
how was it?
same, I licked a frog's mucus once, one of the worst things I did
I’m wondering about your life choices right about now 🤣
I had to do that cause of a losing bet during service XD
trust me, licking a frog's mucus is not as bad as licking a human blisters' mucus
I have licked neither lol
the one that was overflowing with yellow glue-ish texture
with a dash of warm, orange soup-like liquid

I got nothing 🤣
I'm sure you once tried to lick your own wound right? or at least smell it?
Not even once
especially the wounds from high friction/asphalt burn from traffic accident
oh damn, you are blessed brother XD
Now I’ve had real nice road rash but I never licked it
have you smell it? if yes, do you like the smell it gave?
a nice burning aroma of skin tissues
Don’t recall smelling it~ recall being in pain lol you have some issues my friend
Yeah I'm a freak ikr XD
Also a freak but I think our freak~on may go in different directions 😁
when you lived as long as I am, you will see those things as great memories
but for normie, those memories are horrifically heretic
Hahaha I’m in my 50’s and my memories do not include licking amphibians
Does repairing a visor fix the big ass bullethole on it I forgot

I'm 61 right now and yeah, I did lots of stupid shits, especially during my long service time
you might as well replace it
i think arms only do 50% damage now instead of 75%
can you elaborate? very intrigue
very intrigue indeed
so any damage on a arm thats blacked including bleed over damage (damage over 60) used to remove 25% of the damage afterwards. so 9x19 RIP would do 76 damage instead of 102, same with legs. ive been testing and most of the time it cuts the damage in half now
shit man i'm 20's and i've done that for a while now
Sick man lol welcome to the group 🤣

I feel like I should go find a frog
most of the time, meaning there might be a min~max RNG numerical percentage value being played underneath, maybe? either way, I prefer to not get shot at first haha
you know, the best way to build up your toxin resilience is to: lick a poison frog, a bit each day
I wish I could get as technical as yall but my poor brain is crispy
Biscuits
We are licking way different things and not after that guy eating that slug ~ poor dude turned into a soft carrot
twin wtf
the toxins might be kicking in if youre thinking like that
this will kill you, by the way
best way to build up toxin resistance is in very VERY small doses
tarkov
I get high, not from chemical, but from the poison, my constitution is abit different from normal people. I'm a medic as well so I knew what I'm doing XD
Yummy
top 10 ways to take 10 years off of your life
ofc it can kill you slowly, so you have to combine other method of health preservation skills to keep your body from getting destroyed from the inside
just pop an ai-2
just pop proptol and go ham and then when you're done hit a perf
Bummy
and yes, 1st 3 month, you can only took a veryyyy smalllll dose each day, afterward, you can increase small bit by bit XD
malori is a trusted doctor guys everyone do this
🤣
I hope a hamster enters your brain through your ear and begins to walk on it controlling you….
technically I'm a doctor in terms of military certified. For a normal hospital? I'm not sure XD
Water
close enough 🤷♂️
Dogwater
Dog
Hound dog
Aint nothing but a hound dog crying in the rain
can we strike down lucwags mods
I’m beginning to think that’s not where he puts the hamster
all i've heard about army doctors is that they blow
and don't fix shit
pretty sure everyone in the military blows
no that's the navy
You didn’t watch the goobsmooch video
well.... I cant argue abt that since I cant fix death XD
Called hamsterectonomy
oh mb
The navy is 89% gay
at least in the marines my buddy had the doc send him back to PT with a fucked up ankle twice
The marines are a cult
he had to go off base to get a diagnosis and help
cultist referance
I served in the eastern block so our way of doing things might be a bit diff then you western brothers
the Chair Force
oh yeahhhh this never happened at my block lmaooo
this is fucked up
yeah west block is like that lmao
cali army doctors have a rep for just not doing their job
About the cultists their design is so ass why not a dark purple robe with like white ornamental eyes
they're like school nurses
they are not vampires lmaooo
So they are like cultists irl, they are so basic
cheese 🙂
Always the black robe
they should honestly do rituals in raid where they eat posion berries and then sacrifice goats to the deviol and shit
Looks normal
sure they are superhuman with a twisted mind, a monster even, but even them got standard XD
wtf
Ask them
Yeah I had so many bad memories during our joint operations with the western block. Except the Bundeswehr from Germany, US is somehow a joke to us in term of on-field medical operation XD
Us first aid sucks ngl
Best nurse I ever worked with was a combat medic~ guy was fckn awesome
USA
Up vote for this, make them more cultist-y
we suck at everything except being bullies
But they will do anything to rescue one person so oohrah

yall just suck.
by making more soldiers die just to rescue 1?
Uncle Sam told me to go to bed so good night
And yes
I meant trump
watch out for my friend Johnny
cmon give us some credit
You gonna get deez
we have good guns and good food
dude, that mindset is very honourable, but to us, it is a bit redundant. Each of our own can take care of themselves, I'm there just to provide them with more medical expertise XD
Ill give u credit only on guns lyl
good food lmao
good food no
yeah you wish
Mre suck
Guns? pretty damn yes. Food? fuck no XD
Shit tacos
gun wise is the only good thing
@cosmic patrol deez nuts
yalls food is worse than literal shit on a plate
tons of our food is an american invention and it all varies based on location because we're such a large country
they always asked us to trade our MRE each time lmaooo
american ass? hm
i will eat anything you put in front of me tbh
we got stewed beef, soft tender and juicy. they got the cheese tacos or something but tasted like sloppy paste
im a fat ass chud
I would, I would get diabetes, money and thats about it
just putting that out there
American ACTUAL FOOD
is good if you cook it yourself
we do have some good cultural stuff like burgers and whatnot
but hell everything here is so sweet
I like the american soul food, damn they are so niceeee
i have to make all my stuff myself just to have it taste normal now
even our rice is sweet
"actual food" and its a hamburger with bacon and 3 patties
how the fuck is our rice sweet
Good thing about Americas food is you can get pretty much everything from around the world
yea we got everything
excuse me how the fk can rice be sweet????
How do I get a keycard to access labyrinth and how bad are the traps?
everything in america is sweet.
their bread is cake
tagilla or jaeger barter, make sure to bring some xtg or blue blood stims lmao
SWEAT???
Alr
yeah lmao i have to make my own
I’ve only tried a few MREs and the blueberry cobbler is fckn delicious ~ my daughter has an MRE stash
american MRE desserts are good
but the meals suck
trap is manageable, you can disarm the tripwire and avoid those spiky traps, watch yourself for those spike pits. The keycard is pretty easy to get, via Jaeger's barter.
the hardest part of labyr is the spawn rush
Alright very cool I’ve never been there I’m just gonna be careful
This one is true. I traded my candies for their snack bars and sweets
dude they increased the tick rate for taking damage on a blacked out leg
fuck this game
its like 3 times a second
i think my favorite stuff for american cultural food is ltierally anything creole, or all of the midwestern dishes
i am white as hell so i'm a bit biased, but a good american casserole is not bad at all
As he spawns in for the 19th time today lol
like
you MF's realize classic mac and cheese is an american thing right
You should prepare:
- a good fire rate gun with 60 rounds mags.
- bullet that at least can pen lv 5 armor, or lv 6 if helmet.
- use grenade to lure them and let loose your 60 rounds mags when you see them.
- If you killed Tagilla, run, but maintain a good LoS so you can kill Killa when he spawn near Tagilla's corpse.
basically all the good pies?
macronies with cheese aint something yoou can claim
It's like saying bread with meat is greek
it's common now, it wasn't common a long time ago lmao
it's an immigrant meal, much like a lot of our cultural foods
??event
ahhh this is the food that I love hahaha
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Alright word I’m gonna bring a sa58 with m80 and I got drum mags and mad grenades
No event as of now
none of our foods are truly american, they're all derived from other cultures, but they are american in place of origin
Pecan pie, chicken and dumplings
BBQ?
do you guys have native-Indian food?
fried chicken?
you cant claim barbeque twin 😭
we do, i'm actually married to a navajo woman
i'm giving examples of food that is not distinctly ours
ohhh
oh damn nice brother, I heard they had great dishes and knew how to use lots of spices
also yeah like classic BBQ sauce and ribs as is sterotypical of the name IS american
grilled meats are not
Native corn also looks cooler than regular
cough rat skewers cough
not native lmao it's just wild corn
Still looks cool
also that kind of corn is a totally different breed of corn
I remembered serving the US troop this delicacy once, these rats are from the local grain silo so they are very fat and juicy XD
Aerosol cheese
that's soft kernel vs hard kernel
Just watched a documentary on BBQ recently ~the slaves perfected it …. I’d say that’s as American as it gets
chemical cheese is american yes
a generational crime
Oh, i forgive you
BBQ is so amazing
Fajitas go hard
Potato chips are an accidental American food
SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
btw, my place, sandwich is 3 days, US is 3 months in term of expiration date wtf????
(yes, this is american. it's an italian immigrant meal from early new york)
eh? oh all our food is full of preservatives and sugars that's why
spagetti with sweedish meatballs is the best
how is this healthy???
it isn't
why do you think we have obestiy problems
do you bake at home as well Cat?
you eat that with mashed or boiled potatoes
i cook everything myself, organic if i can
You do not mix swedish meatballs with pasta
grow my own herbs to avoid pesticide use
damn nice, a real cook
also
If youre eating meatballs with pasta then youre gonna use an italian sauce of sorts
fucking pizza, biscuts and gravy, again, chocolate chip cookies
all of these are american dishes
Not the kind used with swedish meatballs
tires me out when people say we have no culture
yeah, but pasta noodles are cheaper
if i can i just make stroganoff instead
Fucked up state
a bag of pasta is a buck 90, the same amount of potatoes is like 4 bucks
Massachusetts is just as fckd ip
well, all our produce ismore expensiev than the processed food country wide
that's why i grow my own stuff
every nation has its own culture, brothers. There are good foods and there is blue cheese/larva cheese
Same.
A pound?
Food isn't exactly culture though
Awww you didn’t just insult my favorite fungi
it really is
a signature food is a part of a nation's culture
for example, what nation do you think Pho is from?
Vietnam
Vietnam
My daughter makes her own
Pho is part of VN's ppl life, that is their culture
Jeremy Clarkson taught me that
No, thats absurd, its just various ways of combining edible stuff, that isn't culture. Its just something people think is
same with mine, Tushonka, a part of my ppl's culture in winter days
See the new Navy’s leader? I think Hes Vietnamese
so what you think a culture is?
No, food is culture, like i said. It mirrors social behaviour. Its why coastal areas are known for seafood while inland areas are known for meats
isnt culture a collective of many things to make a specific nation unique to every other nation?
Its all the social stuff. Languages, religions, your beliefs/values, the religions, your history, the local arts/music/customs etc
Food is food
it can be affected by your culture, but it is not in itself, culture
it is an important part of culture
food is art...
Aerosol cheeese.
food is a representation of the culture of the area through the act of cooking
and americans do still HAVE a unique culture
that is often richly varied from state to state
so what do you think, when ppl here saying Pho and Banh Mi is from Vietnam, without me asking where is Ao Dai from?
Everywhere has a culture, that is a default state of existing, its just strange to assume that your food is anything but a product of it, its not part of it
if those signature dish is not culture-bounded, how can ppl know it is from Vietnam?
i live in one of the few places on earth where one country can have cultures for ethnicity and state and still have a wider general culture
Nothing at all lol
so where is Ao Dai from? this is not food
LMAOOOO
No idea, i dont know what it is
...
"California" roll
Stockfish
"Philly" cheeseteak
I'm in my 30s but i just dont get exposed to a lot of vietnamese stuff lol, its not within my sphere
Legit only a select few places on the globe can produce stockfish
It is inherently my culture
no no I'm not offending you, just surprised abit. Ao Dai is a type of outfit, wore specifically in Vietnam. so by your logic, it is a culture
like, half the sterotypes in america for white people aren't sterotypes, it's the culture
Mølje is part of my culture too
it gets offensive when you use a culture as a sterotype
that's right, every nation has its own way of living/thriving. I might say war is US's culture XD
shit, i forgot to add i'm the grandson of a german immigrant too
The entire cod fishing season that Mølje is usually served in is part of my culture
it is. unironically
is it not? wouldn't that be a cultural outfit?
Is it only made there for a specific reason?
So yeah, food is undeniably culture
we have a culture that is deeply ingrained with fighting and proving your loyalty
literally guns ARE a part of our culture, and a massive part of it so.
again i'm in the dark i know nothing of it.
time 2 do arena dailies!!!
I’m off the mayflower and my French ancestors were in what’s now Canada by the 1550’s.
i think im gonna hit ref level 4 before i hit ragman level 3 lol
Fur trapping
it is a part of our culture. Food acts as a "cultural mirror," reflecting history, values, geography, and social structures. Same as other type you mentioned.
You can tell alot about a country based on food
Somehow I'm becoming worse and worse at terminal
my opa came here after his compulsory service in the reich
cuz ur dying and getting upset frfr
What niami said
we saw great shame in living where we contributed even unwillingly to the reich and moved away from the land to seek a better country where there would be no chance of it ever happenign again
little did opa know.
well, he died in germany, but my grandmother married an american soldier and moved here
Sorry, i ate the bagel
Fatty
Cat is my genuine nickname
Indeed
ok bagel
I take great pride in my beerbelly
War trophy
Shows im a beast when it comes to beer 🔥
i coulda sworn the danex key was for collector but ig not
It is
I was given my name SkidBiscuits by a retired CSM Airborne Ranger and no it’s not a shit stain 🤣
it is you might have the wrong one
its missam something
oh shit it's not danex, it looks like it doesn't it
its called missam forklift key i think
nope that is it indeed
yep ima hit level 4 ref before level 4 jaeger or level 3 ragman 💀
5x5 pouch that's just a taxi
Meh who needs lvl 4 Jaeger anyways
Not that hard
i didn't play arena this much before wipe, it's just surprising
You gotta play arena to get him to max
NOOO I THOUGHT I COULD KILL SCAVS AND MAX HIM
Can’t do arena~ I suck so bad and I just hafta own that
WOAHHH
no
allergy to scrcasm
plus like, gp coins lol
wait I thought I could eat iskras and max rep ref!!!!
Man I absolutely dunked on arena today
Yeah arena was calmer than usual
Wasnt even using my Model 1 kit
ew nvm you smell
I wasnt using it

Was burnt out from the previous season
Not my fault i got to lvl 100+
You do(nt)
Buddy, you were burnt out for 5 months?
arena is just not worth it, maybe just a little
I was also being santa clause for you degenerates
Honestly, arena is pretty fun
so yes
cant hate arena too much since i got it for free it wouldnt be fair
the money spent was worth it
I get my pvp fix and i can improve my aim
Thats the only reason I play arena (besides GP) is because killing a random that's probably in bumblefuck Philadelphia is fun
I switch shoulders far more now for instance
wtf you can spawn in train yard on lighthouse now?
i've never ever seen that before
I'd rather just kill myself
You can trust him he’s a literal stegosaurus
but that's cool tho
Just got added
thats fun i always end up in uk servers with 105 ping and meet the angriest british dons on the market
Simply style on them
earlier my teammates all sounded like 35 year old southerners that had the time of their lives
First ever fun checkpoint match
Checkpoint da goat
let's not lie to ourselves now
the matchmaking is so fucked, i never get good servers but its understandable
Im telling the truth
?
Iceberg and Fort checkpoint all day
you must be in the minority that always gets decent mates
Nah
Ohhh yeah
nah fort sucks
Not always, though its 100% improved
i like the container map
you need to select your server near you
all are selected
i got cancer with fort free for alls
Ive had an 11 loss streak, but that was a lot of last hero matches i believe
huh i thought server selection was matched with eft by default
what?
it matdches on the selected servers
default is all servers in the world
no i mean as in it carried over from what i already selected in eft
so i didnt bother changing
eft server selection is in the launcher but arena server selection is ingame in settings
Last hero I've only had wins in surprisingly
g18c enforcer kit is just like that
2 different games
PBP or RIP
before that it was the spear
genuine torture
G36 in arena would be fun
I get one spare mag
but suffering prone
It is fun
the faking dead tech is funny in ffa
I have to get it to lvl 10 for the HK so i can get the NL
So im styling with the G36
Then i need MPX lvl 15 which is gonna take the longest
But its not like im in a rush exactly
Loads of other things to acquire too
Like the Mod 4
Which i need the SR-3 for as i will not touch the VSK and whatever the other one is called
it's worth it
screaming at each other in teamfight is sm fun
skil gains worth
Hella endurance
vit
mhm
Gonna use arena ro get lmg up too
So a couple of enforcers dailies or even a weekly with my PKP kit and ill be golden
Could use the RPDN too
lol
ervery thank you
we didn't even leave the trainyard - northern checkpoint was available lmao
kc:
me: goons, 3 rogues, 8 scavs
mate: 3 rogues, 8 scavs
that's such a fun yet unexpected start
not a fan of the goons also being there
always could


Anyone else having Tarkov loading issues? The loading is ok but it won’t let me out of the raid
anyway definitely a fun change of pace
surprised i never hit that spawn until now, even at 64 and finishing all the lighthouse quests a few times over with helping
no
not a super fan of goons being there too but free ammo 
Only time i ever spawned in railroad was as a scav~ used to run lighthouse daily
We ran it so much that the first time I spawned in as a scav I thought I’d spawned into a different map. I didn’t even know there was another half of the map~
ok we just spawned at northern checkpoint LOL
where the beach ends and the exfil is
goons on lighthouse are fine
now the fun begins
wait we spawned at northern checkpoint...and northern checkpoint is an available exfil hm
axtually that spawn must be new yeah
lighthouse is just so fucking dry of loot
O w
there is nothing there
you casn just reset
cause if I dont like dealing with the rogues if I dont have to. I rarely go into WTP
my mate: "i just need a few usec kills"
me: "yeah sure we can go camp dead tree rock"
reality: b2b trainyard~ spawns
lmao
i dont even need rogue gear first raid wipe
lighthouse has the sexy cofdm spawns 🙁 albeit v low chance but ykykyk
I dont farm AI for gear lol. You can buy the best in game
i farm AI for gear because it's more fun
I dont find it fun
and i like that dopamine kick when i finally find what i want
i like building my stupid tx15 and killing ai and not picking up their gear
Not fed
def not fed
😔 ✌🏻
I think the best pve-chatter is nikita
@fervent peak is also cool, same with @cosmic patrol
I have been summoned
Mornin
Morning indeed
Were discussing the best PvE chatters
Nah
Good morning good pve-chatter
even birddog is better (iykyk)
Others are by far worse
Oh lord
o god no
birddog was something thats for sure lul
Cody
hello altarion
not me
I uhhhh nominate uhhhh
Heyo pve-chat
Oh, altarion, I have found a new animal
Oooooo
I nominate xyph whatever his name is
i feel like all pvp players should migrate to pve-chat for fun
I have acquired a scottish fold kitten
Let me see
No that guys terrible ong frfr
I would scare them away
WAIT SEND ME A PICTURE
they dont pvp as well as me
trick question there are no good chatters
for some reason xyph was in here lol

when I wake up
i think he's a 6 time prestiger?
but if we're being fr I nominate modmail
oh it's not in this server
Xyph is just a chill guy
I nominate,um.
Xyph is Xyph👍
I nominate uhhhhh
I’m nominating Geon
I nominate butch 😭 🙏
One of the xyphs of all time
@forest forum He is a good pve chatter
gg's i got my first prestige at pve
... great minds think alike

i occasionally come in here, but i cruse all the chats
at least tyreall respects me
hello ex monkey offender
Ain’t no way Butch is a good chatter
now, that is one bad looking sentence.
We are tagging so many random people😭

He shows pictures of his pet(s?) so
Geon is used to me pinging him
@sinful leaf
when has bitch done that?
Well that’s okay that’s Geon we can ping Geon I think
When you arent around
... damn
i nominate him
I drink to that one
Geon is Geon, fuck Geon
I have to change that guys name now because you pointed it out
Cheers, ill drink to that
thoughts on my pfp though folks? What we thinkin
ill just drink
js doing my job boss
or do i go hunt for a better one on IG reels
That’s just coxxy
Man im lowkey fiending for a 1664 Blanc
kekw
??coxxy
lmfaoo
ive been drinking a lot. been good
wait
don’t wait
I’m waiting
DMs
stop offending
i can’t ! i’m federal!
That’s fucked why would you send that to me😭
... thats coxxy
Hand it over in DMs
Coxxy shouldn’t be allowed to leave his cell🙏 😭
lmao
Ah, methed up General Kregg
Nah that’s okay you just need to prepare because I’m gonna clown on some PMCs so hard they come over.
Good luck
more like you're gonna tickle tickle until tickle
I'll prep by falling asleep
Snoring on these fools🔥
honk shoo mimimmimi
Hi Niami
my ig reels are interesting ngl
Cody get online I’m sliming everybody
You dont say
Quite right
honk shoo mimimmiim
I’m actually in bed but I could be at my pc if I wanted
dinner hten sleep soon
i ran out of smokes 🙁
teleport
In how long
teleport into your chair ong
Do hit me up if you're gonna do arena at some point though, that I'll gladly join
rubs eyes
Did I just get pinged
yes
Idk let me know when you’re online
crawls back into cave
Yes, we were discussing cool chatters
Oh I'm still a piece of garbage, but thanks for checking in~
Hi you’re a good pve-chatter
bows in thanks
Why wasn’t I mentioned then
Welllllll…
I did mention you, just didn't ping
nah bro wtf
Okay I’ll let you know
It won’t be to long
thats fucked
@cosmic patrol I wasn't asking for examples bruh 😭
u get examplez.
I know your reels are fucked
I finished guide today
I will make our DMs FUBAR
And tried to make a very obvious clue as to why
ay what
Your pfp bruh
Gorkie <- Feds new name
The Corgi Off.... yeah no
you are Jonathan IV
Im gonna drop a WMD on the "do not disturb" button if you do continue
worms WMD
I shallnt continue, 4% battery. Gotta charge phone, gotta... gotta study for exam
balloon tower defense 6
classic
Meanwhile I'll sleep
i remember worms in middle school
Man the halftime coffee and hotdog combo is gonna hit at the match today
I have my reservations against PDWs from a pure practical standpoint irl, but in games they are fire
I am so cold somehow, yet the only food I got is cold as shit potato salad
Mmm, potato salad
im in love with the .308 spear irl
Its mostly the fact the fire selector is bomba ass
Too easy to switch into full auto
MG3 in Tarkov when?
Shooting an M2 was a childhood dream of mine
So true
Triple 12s. 12kg, 12 hundred rpm, 12 dead PMCs
MG3 would be the second heaviest gun in the game
ew next quest wants me to play fucking blastgang
Gladiator life 6?
Ah
Yeah im on part 6 as I cba to play team fight or blastgang
Even if its only 2 round wins
Im honestly looking forward to when ranked returns
Anywho, now I'll sleep fr
Gn
woods
mannn
how long does it take to plant/defuse the bomb 3x
i want my + .01 ref rep mannn
that doesnt even give ref rep nvm
gatto
I cannot nap
yeah im just waiting for tmrws dailies fuck this
Are you sleeping
is anyone willing to put up a 416 midwest industries 9 inch M-LOK handguard for gunsmith?
@dark zealot Are you on?
He is probably sleeping
Reroll?
i’m sleeping everyone shh
HITS THE COWBELL
done
wakey wakey
finally reached the final quest for the BTR
this one is going to be tough because transiting back and forth is gonna abuse my poor laptop
who woke me up
I tried to have fun with the rpg and everything went to shit
Why the fuck does firing the rpg without aiming doesn't shoot the rocket at all
This sucks
You arent awake. U are dreaming
Wake up
I completed all my dailies
guys, is it good if i bring 2 docs case (one is half filled with keys and that's why i'm bringing 2) or is it bad?
for customs
There is no right or wrong answer on what to bring, if it works for you, it works for you
yes sir
Now the bigger question is: Why don't you have a key tool?
If the answer is 'I'm too low level to get it;, then you are excused
i can buy one but bringing 2 docs case looks tuff
Do what you want then, it's just not efficient
what case/pouch do you have?
secure container or SICC/docs? i have gamma and docs
Key tool for keys, docs case to hold bitcoins/intel/keycards/ect. that way you have space for everything u need plus room in your container
if you have gamma (when you get to em) i run a sicc pouch, docs, key tool and injector case
that leaves 3 slots for extra stuff found in raid
How big is a key tool? 4x4?
if u dont got gamma run Arena an get the Theta it should only take a few days max im on my last quest for mine i need to go run a customs match an i get it
1x1
No the space it has
ohh, derp
16 slots for keys
i got gamma and i'm also very close to ending the quest, js ended arena business
I see
yes
I just use docs and sicc
wait, do i gotta finish balancing to continue with the questline?
oh yeah i do
nvm i gotta only do 2 quests. third one i can easily get because of equipment crate
gotta ask, is doing the quest for the streamer items case worth it?
most annoying one for the theta was the two back to back wins quest others are easy lol
ive never done that quest
if you plan to go for Kappa yea makes it easier to store all the items an so you know where they all are to see what your missing
Kappa is a long journey tho so no real need to rush the case i think i have like half the cameras placed lol
I mostly just got it done so that it would stop taking up space in my quest list
I've always stored my kappa items on the equipment mannequins
Its nice for storage if you don't got kappa (I fill it with Willerz wallets for money) and I like doing tasks. If I remember, it gives good xp or money
goons can spawn on any map now, there's no more rotation according to some people
if anyone is still wondering the hybrid sight does not seem bugged
i hit multiple long range shots exactly where i was aiming
is it me or is the mosin kind a bugged it keeps loading only one bullet and after the reload still only 1 bullet
no it doesnt you can like top load it till its full normally you can do that too but this time it just keeps loading one bullet until i go load it in inventor
if i keep items in hall of fame or gear rack while it is upgrading could i lose them?
heard a guy talking about sum glitches related to that
No
ok thanks
i have upgraded my gear rack twice while there was a whole bunch of guns on it
i didnt lose any
??geon
welp its time to farm 494 million rubles
What path is that?
prapor one
survivor
Nice did you want it?
alternatively 300m if i gave the case to prapor but i didnt want to get lightkeeper AGAIN
i was just doing batya for savior farming the machine gun skills damn it was boring
yes ive done savior and debtor so far so now im fucking around with survivor cause i dont want to farm up 40btc again yet
then i'll reset and go for fallen ending and then ride that profile out until hopefully pve prestige comes
Kinda worked in the end I guess
imo it's good to give the case to prapor for debtor
have you guys ever gotten the lighthouse spawn in the train station?
Yeah you get lk
since you need to meet lightkeeper at some point anyways
It's a new spawn
i just got that spawn earlier too
what is this spawn XD
kinda nice if you just want to hit up water treatment plant
and then leave at the north checkpoint
well true but if you are a bear how do you kill the rogues
