pve-chat

[wintry cobalt]

doesnt matter, the AI will only target my arms anyways

[distant obsidian]

they target center mass

gues what covers a lot of center mass?

[fervent peak]

I swear, some of these arena players have their sesntivity to like... 78000 DPI lol

[orchid raptor]

god imagine if killa had an nl545

a demon only told from prophecies in the depths of ancient babylon

[wintry cobalt]

nah bruh those mfers be crazy sometimes i be in the middle of nowhere and i almost get armed to death by a scav in bumfuck nowhere

[wintry cobalt]

killa with uzi pro with drum mag when

rip ammo as well just to terrorise players

[fervent peak]

He's called Reshala

[wintry cobalt]

that bum never has anything i swear

[short flume]

any cultist hunters know how long to wait after clearing reshala from stronghold?

[echo hamlet]

all the more incentive to kill him

[distant obsidian]

because they target center mass with flesh ammo and your fleshy arms are in the way

🤯

[shy pollen]

Ultra medical storage?

Or ultra pharmacy

[distant obsidian]

there is no ultra pharmacy

its like narco or something

[echo hamlet]

he might mean necrus

[shy pollen]

Yes I do

It’s in the ultra mall, so I call it ultra pharmacy

[quartz thicket]

emercom and necrus

[distant obsidian]

yes necrus

there is no ultra pharmacy

[shy pollen]

I mean the Necrus

I just call it ultra pharmacy bc it’s in ultra mall

But it goes for around 1.2 mil rn

[quartz thicket]

the whole mall is the ultra mall, its in the idea side iirc?

[orchid raptor]

ultra medical storage

cuz im pretty sure

theres a pharmacy

[carmine remnant]

The Uzi pro can't use regular UZI mags

[orchid raptor]

inside ultra on the 2nd floor

and its locked and you need a key and power for it

and last time i checked it was expensive as shit

[carmine remnant]

If the UZI pro had a drum mag it'd instantly become a meta leg weapon

[orchid raptor]

yes necrus is idea

[carmine remnant]

Only bested by Kriss 45 vector

[distant obsidian]

you dont need power for ultra med right now

[carmine remnant]

Really?

[orchid raptor]

they changed it?

[glacial osprey]

they bugged it

[quartz thicket]

Every bugs a feature until its patched

[orchid raptor]

does that mean you don't need power for kiba too?

[glacial osprey]

yes

[orchid raptor]

fuckin' hate circumnavigating the entire map to turn on power and loot kiba

then going around again to extract

[orchid raptor]

holy guac

[glacial shell]

Not having any luck finding VPX's. Any good spots? I have regularly hit reserve locked doors at dome and armory

[carmine remnant]

I will have to try this

[glacial osprey]

if you will look at a "no power" door and just move the mouse to the top left you will find something funny

[quartz thicket]

labs

[orchid raptor]

ill check it when i get home from school i cant wait to get home

[orchid raptor]

thank u for letting me know

[glacial shell]

where?

[quartz thicket]

Yellow and violet, the server racks by weapons testing, server rack above basement elevator button

[pseudo kayak]

i thought if a scav shoots you, if you kill them, you get pos rep.. i was wrong

[glacial shell]

ok cool. thanks alot

[quartz thicket]

Only if they shoot+hit you first

[orchid raptor]

what happens if u provoke them

like flip them off

then u shoot them

[quartz thicket]

i dont know, but I'm gonna guess if you proc aggro any way it'll count against you still, but i could be wrong

[pseudo kayak]

he did, yet when i killed them i got - rep anyways

[quartz thicket]

What map, did you accidentally aggro a boss?

[pseudo kayak]

pr sure tagilla did aggro me and caused every scav to do so, when that happens even if they shoot you, it doesnt give bonus rep?

[quartz thicket]

Yeah if tagilla sets your aggro you're just fucked dude. take the L or run to extract ASAP

Doesn't matter if they hit you first at that point, you're marked for death

[pseudo kayak]

im so close to 6.00 😭 im at 5.95 i just wanna hit ts

[quartz thicket]

get them fence dailies done

I'm torn between cultist hunting and running labs..

[fervent peak]

That's only 5 raids, you could get this if you go streets and hunt pmcs

Go find two pmcs, let them kill 2 scavs each, kill them both, bam 0.1 rep

[quartz thicket]

If you transit you get a .01, 4 transits and an extract and you're done if you dont get lucky and kill scav hunting pmcs

[pseudo kayak]

im gonna extract and then finish fence kill pmcs w/o killing scavs quest

[quartz thicket]

Bullshit?

[shy pollen]

3.9M

[quartz thicket]

Oh wait thats skier

[glacial osprey]

dirt ass cheap. pocket change

[orchid raptor]

god DAAAAAMN!!!

is it worth though?

i got 14 mil roubles I'm not afraid to splurge

[quartz thicket]

if youre strong enough*gif

[shy pollen]

Dude you get ledX’s at least every 2 runs

Like some people. Get 2 in a run

And also defibs

[orchid raptor]

yeah it'll be worth it

good luck on that RBK, by the way, hope u get marked keys

[shy pollen]

thank you man

Btw it’s a 40 use key so the more you use the more you buy

[glacial osprey]

yes

[orchid raptor]

still a lil disappointed from my RBK hits

cuz god DAMN wtf 2 packs of m882 and a loot lord in place of keys? 🥹

no point in harping over it but damn for such a rare key i expected so much more

[quartz thicket]

whens zombies coming back

[orchid raptor]

nikita please add krokodil to tarkov for halloween event

[quartz thicket]

isnt that just obdobolos?

[orchid raptor]

no obdolbos is fent because it just straight up kills you

[quartz thicket]

obdolbos 2 then

[pseudo kayak]

wait so now that im 6 rep can i call tagilla for help lol

[quartz thicket]

i think so yeah

[spiral pecan]

He just ignores u im pretty sure

[pseudo kayak]

heh that's funny so i could get him killed and steal his stuff

[quartz thicket]

you can kill ai with explosive tanks and not lose rep, just a tip

[uneven vapor]

I swear this stim is so bait. That health drain is so aids

Did it used to be that high?

[quartz thicket]

i use it in labyr and thats about it

[quartz thicket]

just found a vpx in red room

[jaunty stream]

It used to amplify damage you took

But just pop a propi to counter heal lol

[quartz thicket]

how'd i just nade myself through a floor lmao

not lethal but i def fucked my legs up

[slender flicker]

rip your legs

propital time

[quartz thicket]

red but not black at least

[slender flicker]

io have a black

with only one use

[quartz thicket]

Can't open the safe, sell it

[slender flicker]

it can tho

i lit opened the safe

[quartz thicket]

You need two swipes tho

[slender flicker]

with the black

i got a violet

out the safe

[quartz thicket]

nice

[slender flicker]

but my friend took it

[quartz thicket]

womp lol

[slender flicker]

real

ima grind to 30 over the week

then run only labs

[quartz thicket]

grab your mcc and gpsa when you can and save it

[slender flicker]

My what

[quartz thicket]

2 sec ill link them

[slender flicker]

Ok

[quartz thicket]

let me escape this raid with 5 minutes left

[slender flicker]

Lol

[quartz thicket]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Far-forward_GPS_Signal_Amplifier_Unit
https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Advanced_current_converter

Labs only loot, cant go in your secure

Both found in violet, red, yellow occasionally

[slender flicker]

Ok

I gotta find a marked room for cards

[quartz thicket]

Just buy em if you can, they pay for themselves eventually

[meager coyote]

You can find those in the cat room area as well, sitting on the floor or on the table

[quartz thicket]

Yellows only like 600k, violets 1m i think

but theres chance for led-x and bitcoins in both so you can easily make your money back in 1 run

[slender flicker]

I forgot i died earlier so now i have to make a lit

Kit

[uneven vapor]

Or if you unlock crafts/barters

Buying marked keys is fake

If you get em off cultists, cool

I like running the 3 reserve keys down to 1 use and then turning them into a dorms marked key

[slender flicker]

Thats what my friend did

He ran them down to one use then traded for a dorms 314

[uneven vapor]

Its not "worth" but its the best way to maintain value

And then you run the dorms key while cultists farming

[quartz thicket]

does anything 1 tap zyr?

probably the 50 cal

besides that

[honest sigil]

rpg

[quartz thicket]

yep, looks like 50 cal or rpg are my one shot options

[honest sigil]

you can do it marv

[quartz thicket]

every thing else is a slug

oh and .338

[echo hamlet]

50 and 338 are the only feasible options

[shy pollen]

Man factory scavs be fun to loot

[orchid raptor]

hey guys

can u play pve with a person from like

[meager coyote]

.338 TAC-X did for me

[orchid raptor]

for example my friend from the US is considering buying tarkov so we could play together

but im from asia and hes in the us

could we play together

i know there'd be ping problems but could we even play together in the first place?

[fervent peak]

You can, just be sure to pick the same server, you might be able to meet in the middle and both of you have 150 ping or something

[orchid raptor]

good shit thank u man

i was worried i didnt want that guy wasting money just to find out he cant even play with me at all

[fervent peak]

Last I recall, I played with someone in the EU, so I don't see why not

And I'm NAW

Ya know, it SUCKED for me with 200 ping, but it worked out

[quartz thicket]

i think region only effects where you can launch your client from, not servers you can connect to

[orchid raptor]

i wouldnt mind the bad ping, its PVE anyway

[slender flicker]

Car extract 😼

[pseudo kayak]

so what even is so good about fence 6 rep store

[slender flicker]

Its what he gives for your scavs

[orchid raptor]

there's a difference? i want 6 fence rep so bosses can stop fucking with me in scav runs

ngl

i genuinely havent touched pvp tarkov ever since i bought pve

[rancid meadow]

[slender flicker]

Fr

[quartz thicket]

theres also a ll4 trader tab for fence at 6.0

[slender flicker]

My scav has an sj12

[orchid raptor]

maybe i would fuck around as a scav occasionally if the servers didnt take fucking 10 minutes to put me into a match

[slender flicker]

Weird

Mine take like 40 seconds

[orchid raptor]

takes me 3-4 minutes to actually load everything and then the rest is spent waiting for players

[slender flicker]

It takes like a minute for online

And like immediately for offline

[quartz thicket]

who wants to watch me RPG zry from the top of lighthouse

[fervent peak]

I'll pass, don't want to decode my dpst

[quartz thicket]

i just meant on disc lol

[pseudo kayak]

it just seems like overhyped idk how it works

[quartz thicket]

me neither

[exotic ridge]

For Fence's The Ticket quest where he nts me to kill 5 PMCs on Shoreline and Interchange wo killing scavs, do i need to make it back to back? Am i allowed dying? Can i kill scavs on other maps?

[modern sonnet]

half the rogues in my raid are like 3 feet over their guns and i shoot them and it causes them to fly across the map..

hoping its only this raid

andddd game crashed, lol

[forest solar]

yo im level 24 and fairly new does anyone mind helping me reach level 25\

[modern sonnet]

You should be able to do it quickly with quests

At your level there will be tons of super duper easy quests

I just did the same

[forest solar]

yeah I just hate playing solo lol

[quartz thicket]

hooly shit

i just got rushed by zry lmao

[modern sonnet]

Zryachiy?

[quartz thicket]

yeah

[shy pollen]

#pve-lfg

[modern sonnet]

You were on Lighthouse Im guessing

[quartz thicket]

On the island yeah

[shy pollen]

Unlocked woods, and bringing in lightweight kits, that good?

When I say lightweight I mean PACA and pm

[quartz thicket]

#screenshots message

[fervent peak]

2 more ish games and I can be done with Arena

[modern sonnet]

I thought u would have been on the rocks or something wtf

[uneven vapor]

Doesn't your thing decode if you kill him?

[toxic patio]

??codes

[quasi apex]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | SHKREKDIVISION

[quartz thicket]

sure does, i needed him for the achieve tho

[uneven vapor]

I am gonna go toe to to with him in an honorable sniper match once I do all the tasks for Lightkeeper

[fleet loom]

atleast bring an sks dawg

[uneven vapor]

Just because I've never done that before

[quartz thicket]

nothing honorable about sniping vs him, he does hitscan shots, he doesn't even really snipe you

[uneven vapor]

Its an ego thing

I am gonna post up on the opposite rock and snipe him

If I perish doing so? So be it

[fleet loom]

the first time i went to lighthouse i killed him a long time ago

tbh idek how.

[quartz thicket]

I double tapped him with a DMR is all i remember, the first time i killed him

[fleet loom]

i think i just used a mosin tbh

[shy pollen]

Nah bro I have 4M I’m too broke to buy kits

[fleet loom]

an sks is like 20k or something

[torpid hazel]

I'm missing 6 sealing foam for water collector lvl 3 rip

[pseudo kayak]

loaded in, big pipe was 2nd story fortress and buddy just shot my face in 😭

[quartz thicket]

🪦

[orchid raptor]

you were on the island?

[quartz thicket]

i was only 5 😭

[orchid raptor]

oh shit goons are customs rn?

[pseudo kayak]

yah

[orchid raptor]

i gotta get their gear for the task after circulate, good shit

[shy pollen]

One time knight SPAWNED RIGHT NEXT TO ME

[orchid raptor]

its still crazy to me that i gotta sell 250 bags and rigs

[shy pollen]

AND I WAS CHRCKING MY GEAR

[shy pollen]

Idk I’m still new

[orchid raptor]

im doing the quest line for bigger pockets

[shy pollen]

Oh

[orchid raptor]

one of the quests has you selling 250 bags/rigs

[quartz thicket]

buy the 6 slot rigs from ragman and fence and sell them to ragman. thats how i did it

[orchid raptor]

next one has you turning in sanitar's bag, tagilla's rig and the goons' rig

i just need their gear now

well, of course after selling all the backpacks and rigs

[orchid raptor]

oh shit i forgot about fence

ive just been waiting for restock

[shy pollen]

Fence is okay he’s a scammer tho

[quartz thicket]

i put my stock from ragman on fence for you

[orchid raptor]

good stuff thanks, im like literally steps away from home rn and i doubt anyone is buying fucking bank robbers from fence

[golden thorn]

ngl if i had that ragman quest i would

[quartz thicket]

you can also trade up to 12 slickers for scav vests per reset if you wanna buy those from jaeger

then theres 6 microrigs on peacekeeper

[pseudo kayak]

yay i got elite strength

[spiral pecan]

Now do endurance and stress resistance

[pseudo kayak]

stress resistance has alr been progressed as i evilly walked into fire over and over

[shy pollen]

Going to woods wish me luck

(With a TT and paca I shall persevere

[torpid hazel]

Can't wait to get that tired of my pmc whining abt energy at 51kg x.x

[pseudo kayak]

welp i got my get back on the goonies in fortress too, and partizan almost pulled a fast one on me 💀

[orchid raptor]

the goon squad spawns in crackhouse right?

shit sorry

fortress

crackhouse would be a good place to take them from i assume

gotta get my elcan

[quartz thicket]

yeah, all the bosses spawn in fortress on customs

reshala, goons, cultists

[worthy otter]

They can actually spawn anywhere from the train tracks all the way to ruaf

[pseudo kayak]

draw a circle from train track to crack house

[orchid raptor]

i was planning on hitting interchange to check if you can actually open the doors without power

[quartz thicket]

I've seen them behind crackhouse, never by 17 though

[orchid raptor]

but id rather get these people dealt with asap

[pseudo kayak]

oh ig ruaf too

[orchid raptor]

okay thanks

[fervent peak]

It's ooooover, no more stress resistance training

[worthy otter]

I have fought them 5 seconds into a raid across the water when they spawned at ruaf just last week

[pseudo kayak]

ill dm you a thingy

[orchid raptor]

forgot to repair my armor 👀

[quartz thicket]

Did they spawn or get aggro'd from pmc ai?

[pseudo kayak]

LMAO i spawned at railroad and loaded in walked about 4s and got shot in the head by big pipe on 2nd story fort

[worthy otter]

I spawned across the water on the train tracks and they were literally next to the tank at ruaf

[quartz thicket]

👌

[indigo knoll]

where is the most reliable place to find codfm again

[echo hamlet]

reserve key spawns them frequently

RB-PKPTS

[indigo knoll]

which reserve key marked?

oh

just finished glukhar kill quest and im trying to get virtex and codfm for lend lease 2

thank you

[echo hamlet]

i believe virtexes also spawn commonly in there

[indigo knoll]

what location is rb-pkpts

i cant find it on wiki a

[echo hamlet]

bunker

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/RB-PKPTS_key

[orchid raptor]

holy shit

i just got shot and broke my arm from god knows fucking where

im in crackhouse where the medical room is

i think i got shot from fortress

its either the goons or some really cracked out scav

wtf

[echo hamlet]

first time huh

[shy pollen]

idk who’s partizan

I got killed by him, wicked scav name

[echo hamlet]

boss

[shy pollen]

Oh

…

[uneven vapor]

"New" room on reserve

[echo hamlet]

lays tripwires and has good ammo

[uneven vapor]

Idr the exact key name but its a solid key

[shy pollen]

I wish it was snowing in Tarkov..

[uneven vapor]

I was a D1 snow hater

But I forgot how bad rain and shit was

Now I miss it

[shy pollen]

I liked the snow ground

It was so cool and such good atmosphere

[echo hamlet]

i liked it on the ground but when it was snowing i couldnt stand it

[acoustic flame]

is the as val mod 4 bugged ?

[exotic ridge]

did three kills on interchange, transited to customs, transisted back to interchange, finally got two last kills. As i 100m from exit, getting kicked due to huge packet loss. Can't reconnect. Restarting the game - have gear exaclty as pior to last transit, quest FAILED at 3\5

fuck this game

[shy pollen]

I forgot a helmet

[echo hamlet]

helmets rarely matter anyways

[shy pollen]

Ah dw it’s only 5 kills right?

[exotic ridge]

5 PMC kills in "one raid" (transists work) WITHOUT KILLING SCAVS

[shy pollen]

Ohhh

[exotic ridge]

on two specific locations

[shy pollen]

Nvm that sucks

[exotic ridge]

enjoy story quest

[shy pollen]

What is that like friends among strangers or something

[orchid raptor]

i dont think the goons are in my raid, what's some tips you guys can give me to hunt them?

i dont wanna waste time roaming around

[echo hamlet]

which one?

[shy pollen]

I dknt do quests much

[exotic ridge]

SAvior ending after getting all major evidences

[shy pollen]

I only do them if I either A: get money, B: get a map, or C: get a trader

[exotic ridge]

Because Fence NEEDS to fuck you ober before handing you your own codes back lmao

[echo hamlet]

i got all the evidence now i need 4.0 rep

[exotic ridge]

After you gor 4.0 rep, youll get this crap

[echo hamlet]

how fun

[exotic ridge]

now i think i'd rather farm 500m

or just deleted this genuis game beyond my comprehencion

[quartz thicket]

if you turned the case in its only 300m

[trim kettle]

Nikita is Russian Kojima Btw.

[orchid raptor]

nikita likes feet?

[echo hamlet]

kojima is japanese nikita

[orchid raptor]

wtf i didnt know i had a russian twin

[quartz thicket]

Quinten Nikitantino

[orchid raptor]

wait if i throw a grenade will it aggro the goons and make them go after me?

[echo hamlet]

theyll yell

[orchid raptor]

alright good enough

[shy pollen]

Rate the kit to woods:

[orchid raptor]

day customs or night customs for goon hunting?

[shy pollen]

Ima prob say day

[echo hamlet]

same % doesnt matter

[orchid raptor]

nah i was thinking like

i assume they'd have worse sight

[echo hamlet]

yeah but what abt cultists

[shy pollen]

They’re pretty rare and easy

[echo hamlet]

rare yes easy no

[quartz thicket]

they're pretty easy

[shy pollen]

They just look like a bit harder scavs

[echo hamlet]

easy to avoid but i can never find them

[quartz thicket]

If you run into them without aggroing them first they'll chase you with their knives out, just bait as many as possible into a room and kill the rest as they trickle in

[echo hamlet]

that doesnt always work though

[quartz thicket]

60% of the time it works 100% of the time

[echo hamlet]

"half the time, it works everytime"

[quartz thicket]

we're both half right

60% of the time works every time

[shy pollen]

I understand that

[echo hamlet]

moral of the story, just run day

[orchid raptor]

local or BSG for goons?

[quartz thicket]

either, same shit

[echo hamlet]

they rotate on bsg not sure abt local

[orchid raptor]

i might just run local so i can load in faster

[quartz thicket]

they used to be random chance on local, they rotate now

[echo hamlet]

great

[wintry cobalt]

what map tends to have the most scav spawns

[quartz thicket]

customs and interchange ime

[echo hamlet]

interchange for in one raid, factory for speed

[grizzled yoke]

do pmcs like to go to stronghold (scav base) on customs? I rarely see them go there

[quartz thicket]

They rotate from ruaf to zb-13 side

[shy pollen]

Y’all I’m gonna farm woods bunker

[orchid raptor]

game crashed while trying to load into a customs raid

man fuck this shit i aint hunting no goon squad

holy fucking shit 5.5 million roubles for ultra medical storage key?

they better suck and fuck me for 5.5 mil wtf

[shy pollen]

A bit raised

[echo hamlet]

get necrus pharma

[wintry cobalt]

broke?

[shy pollen]

Necrus will pay for Storage

[wintry cobalt]

necrus is better than ultra med smh

[orchid raptor]

i got 13 mil i just dont feel good spending half of it on a single key

[echo hamlet]

get necrus then with the money from necrus you can buy ultra

[orchid raptor]

well, a little less than half of it

[wintry cobalt]

crazy!

[broken fable]

what are the chances of scav guards to spawn with a altyn helmet

[wintry cobalt]

i got like 2 from guards out of god knows how many times i killed them

[echo hamlet]

somewhat rare

ive killed reshala 3 or 4 times today and havent gotten a single one

[broken fable]

damn, I got unlucky to encounter one on the mall in SOT while I was only using a MP5

[wintry cobalt]

ive run into reshala and glukhar guards with altyns one time each and ive killed them a total of like 30 times at least

[shy pollen]

Buy necrus, way cheaper, way safer.

[quartz thicket]

theres no guards on interchange. just killa, and tagilla

[shy pollen]

Pretty much the same loot too.

[wintry cobalt]

30 times x 4-5 guards?

[echo hamlet]

i have so many questions

[wintry cobalt]

altyn on interchange on pve and not on the player

that is wild

[orchid raptor]

alright alright

[broken fable]

I always encounter guards with helmets that doesn't cover the face, so I was very wide eyed when I see a scav guard with the altyn

[wintry cobalt]

way better too!

[echo hamlet]

kaban guard?

never seen reshala guards with an altyn faceshield

[broken fable]

the ex-cop one

[echo hamlet]

kollontay

[broken fable]

yeah, that bugger

I always stay away from kaban's turf when I don't have any quests or don't have the gear

[echo hamlet]

never seen even an altyn on his guards but then again ive found him maybe 8 times in all my time playing

[shy pollen]

I got a damn ledX on my first hit

And just really good med items

[echo hamlet]

my first was 2 defibs then 2 ledx

[broken fable]

and the reason why I use the MP5. fucking test drive

[quartz thicket]

im like 10 uses in on necrus and have only found 1 ledx so far

[wintry cobalt]

theres rarely ever a reason to buy ledxs and defibs of the flea, just run interchange like 20 times instead!

[wintry cobalt]

bro should not go to a casino

[quartz thicket]

I just went last week and came out with triple my money lmao

[broken fable]

do defibs and ledx spawn inside the mall? I found defibs on the camps on the outskirts of interchange

[orchid raptor]

bouta go in an interchange raid to do database part 2

[wintry cobalt]

the camps do have spawns yeah

[orchid raptor]

has anyone else confirmed that you actually can open kiba without power

[wintry cobalt]

but necruspharm and ultra med have them very often

[shy pollen]

Yes i

[wintry cobalt]

i never hit that fuckass room but i did once without power to try it

[shy pollen]

I did it and it worked, you jsut gotta go a little above to open it

[orchid raptor]

good shit thanks

[shy pollen]

Mhm, killed killa in that room

Actually fought him tho

[wintry cobalt]

kiba is so awful why is the key so expensive

[shy pollen]

Good plates and stuff

And also, guns.

[wintry cobalt]

just do the barter for 2 ram sticks for the best plate in the game

[shy pollen]

always a tier 6 plate in their

[wintry cobalt]

infinitely cheaper than kiba key

[shy pollen]

There

[shy pollen]

Nah but it’s dangerous to get to

Killa lurking

[wintry cobalt]

im the #1 killa hater literally useless boss that only ever exists to annoy you

he doesnt even have good loot

[twilit heath]

but the drip he drops

who needs loot when you have fashion

[nova plank]

anyone has the launcher version and migrated it to steam?

[wintry cobalt]

the ledx craft is pretty flames ngl

microcontrollers arent all that rare on labs tbh

[fervent peak]

If only the book wasn't so damn hard to come by

I suppose I could go do Lightkeeper....

grumbles in return the favour

[wintry cobalt]

just do batya

and the first quest for LK gives it to you

and its like the easiest quest ever

(it takes hours but its literally so easy)

[rich grove]

does ratcola spawn in ration crates?

[quartz thicket]

ye

[fervent peak]

Incorrect, it comes from the very task I don't want to do, Return the Favour

The book, that is

[wintry cobalt]

ahh its the other one

[rich grove]

i have that one too, i wont bother it takes like 100 raids

[wintry cobalt]

mbmb

[shy pollen]

Killa is easy when you nail his head with CJB 300. Blackout

My mcx spear kit is insanely good

[twilit heath]

just click his faceplate with m993 B)

[shy pollen]

Who needs meta? When you have fun!

like tbh meta is so dry in my opinion..

[rich grove]

whats the best map to try to find the ratcola

only thing im missing

[wintry cobalt]

Reserve maybe?

Underground place?

[rich grove]

the glukhar spawn? yeah prob

[onyx depot]

customs i find lots

[wintry cobalt]

I hate glukhar tho so I never hit the underground reserve

Either they all push you at once or they all run and hide like rats

[shy pollen]

I don’t fight bosses

I only fight when NECCESARY.

[rich grove]

i like to farm the streets bosses but glukhar nah

[shy pollen]

(Autocorrect changed that to all caps don’t mind that)

[rich grove]

he has nothing of value on him

[echo hamlet]

i like fighting reshala even though his loot is ass

[shy pollen]

Tbh tagilla is always a fun fight

I usually never win but… hey, he’s fun.

[rich grove]

only bosses i enjoy fighting are goons and shturman tbh

[wintry cobalt]

Back early after release I used to find loads of power filters on glukhars boys

But I haven't found any in like the last 10 times I've killed them

[rich grove]

you still can i found a few but its really really rare and otherwise, they have nohing

t45 ammo or bt and level 3 armor

[wintry cobalt]

It's really annoying like when the bosses and the guards have garbage ammo they'll not even hit you

But the second they spawn once in a blue moon with good ammo they decide to remember how to aim

[rich grove]

im more scared of shit ammo like i was leveling endurance so i a ran a tactec, ofc reshala guard spawns with warmageddon and 1 taps me in the throat cuz it does 90 dmg on sight

[bronze saddle]

Welp... i failed to fill up a thermos full of pates, how unfortunate

[wintry cobalt]

Buy more!!!!!!

[bronze saddle]

FIR!!!!!!

[wintry cobalt]

I haven't run a throatless armour in the last 150 raids

[orchid raptor]

im honestly just using the nl545 just because i have so much high penning 5.45 with nothing to use it on

[shy pollen]

eat the pate

[orchid raptor]

also god DAMN killa turned me into swiss cheese

[rich grove]

its just the weight is annoying when u have to run around

[shy pollen]

I usually run strandhogg and stuff

[wintry cobalt]

I got one tapped to throat one time by a rip slug and ever since

[shy pollen]

Whatever’s available.

[wintry cobalt]

Dolbos 2 baby

[orchid raptor]

i panicked and aimed at his stomach instead of chest and that cost me my death

BP is not good enough for lvl 5 plates

[wintry cobalt]

I do not raid without two injectors cases

And one is all the fat fuck stims and sj6s

Endurance level 19 or smth strength level 41 and Im not bad at the gym qte

[orchid raptor]

green balaclava has more aura than white balaclava

[rich grove]

i start 38 kg xd

[orchid raptor]

W kit

[wintry cobalt]

I start like 34 usually

[orchid raptor]

if yo kit aint more than 30 kg what are you doing ✌️

[rich grove]

its not a pkp even or anything

[shy pollen]

I start around 42?

[wintry cobalt]

I only run underweight kits when I get sick of wasting time hunting scavs and pmcs so I run a garbage kit instead

[rich grove]

its the armor thats the problem

100%

[wintry cobalt]

Are you running an ak50 every raid bruh

[bronze saddle]

I cant check cause im at work for 12 hours per day, but once i collect the pates from the BTR driver's "send to base" and/or transit services, ill estimate less than 16 empty spaces

[orchid raptor]

heavy plates are all i have too its okay

[wintry cobalt]

The t6 uhmwpe plate is so cheap and so good

[shy pollen]

I experience no problems and I tank every shot

[rich grove]

no i have the lvl6 poly ones that arent so heavy

but its still like 16kg

[bronze saddle]

Bruh AK50 i was going to raid 50-60KG per raid in attempts to master 3 it

[wintry cobalt]

It's 2 ram for one and you can get two a reset

And it will literally last you a thousand raids

[shy pollen]

I eat bullets

[bronze saddle]

I would bring a pistol case and dump 150 12.7x99 rounds in it

[rich grove]

yea 15kg i just checked

[wintry cobalt]

That's absurd

Did you forget a car battery in your backpack maybe?

[shy pollen]

One time I carried like 82 out of raid

[wintry cobalt]

I love the dolbos 2 it's so disgustingly good

[shy pollen]

Came in with like 46

[wintry cobalt]

Especially because for me the debuffs only last like

[bronze saddle]

Like i said, a pistol case with 150 rounds for it

[wintry cobalt]

Half the duration?

[bronze saddle]

And it was before max strength

[wintry cobalt]

Ah mb

[quartz thicket]

best part of max metabolism, yeah 50% reduction

[shy pollen]

My strength is like 18

And my endurance is even more

[wintry cobalt]

I did a reserve run and somehow left with like 89 kg

[shy pollen]

I don’t have reserve

[wintry cobalt]

Twinkmaxxing

[shy pollen]

I SPRINT.

I only walk for stamina regen

[wintry cobalt]

My endurance is maybe 20 by now

And my strength is 41

[shy pollen]

Idk I started 2 weeks ago

I have like 110 hours atleast

[onyx depot]

Just how we like em :3

[wintry cobalt]

I am only underweight if I don't being backpack

[quartz thicket]

I'm lvl 52 and my endurance is only 17 lvl 44 str

[wintry cobalt]

On god bruh

[rich grove]

mine is 01

10

[shy pollen]

🌞

[wintry cobalt]

Bro doesn't hit the gym

[shy pollen]

Do cardio fr fr

[quartz thicket]

I've done it like 10 times this wipe you're not wrong lmao

[wintry cobalt]

I love my air filter I wish it worked on gym lol

[bronze saddle]

1 stomach/legs and 1 in the face with HP or 2 stomach/legs and 1 in the face with M21 and M33 for maximum weapon skill leveling output. M903 though, nah they rare so i keep em

[onyx depot]

I've maxed all my twink skills, I've become a catboy meow :3

[wintry cobalt]

Hell yeah brother

[quartz thicket]

Oh no i spilled some milk

[shy pollen]

Wait a gym exists?

[rich grove]

i tried armors with arm armor but it doesnt seem to do shit to be honest

[quartz thicket]

its behind the damaged wall

[shy pollen]

All my stats are in raid

[wintry cobalt]

Run m903 to labrynth

Easy farm for good ammo

[bronze saddle]

Nah yall know nah until you max out thrownables and malfunctions as i did lol

[indigo knoll]

where on reserve is the best place to find tank battery btw?

[cosmic patrol]

cheese

[shy pollen]

I ran RPDN to labs bc I felt like if

[onyx depot]

lick

[wintry cobalt]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[quartz thicket]

just get the old house keys for minefield in woods

[indigo knoll]

is it common in there?

[bronze saddle]

What? Lol

[indigo knoll]

also im in raid rn is the key expensivo

[quartz thicket]

theres a room with a 100% spawn, you can send it to your stash with the BTR, i am also in raid idk

[indigo knoll]

oh BET

[wintry cobalt]

How long did you spend leveling malfunctions

[wintry cobalt]

That's the toilet key

There's a cultist circle recipe for it

[orchid raptor]

god damn you really can open kiba without power

[quartz thicket]

yeah its a tank battery lmao

[orchid raptor]

thank u @quartz thicket

[bronze saddle]

Like... 125 raids max?

[quartz thicket]

that wasn't me who told you

[wintry cobalt]

Only? That's crazy

[indigo knoll]

wait deadass?

[shy pollen]

And me> : (

[wintry cobalt]

Only guns who jam for me are the vals

[orchid raptor]

u too

[shy pollen]

Yeah I’ve done it

[orchid raptor]

u confirmed it for me

[indigo knoll]

damn

[orchid raptor]

yeah

[wintry cobalt]

But I finally did goals and means today

[bronze saddle]

Well yeah, theres a clever way to level it up

[orchid raptor]

just look a little up

[shy pollen]

Ak104 with 50 durability

[wintry cobalt]

So happy I can run my beautiful mod4

[indigo knoll]

well ig its still worth hitting power because of saferoom since if ur heavy from kiba its a short walk lol

[quartz thicket]

saferoom doesn't work last i knew

[indigo knoll]

yeah safe needs power

or else the keycard pad wont work

[quartz thicket]

no like, its bugged and doesn't work even with power rn

[wintry cobalt]

11sr and the container it opens have the most nothingburger loot I've ever seen

[indigo knoll]

oh? it worked for me yesterday

das weird

[indigo knoll]

its mostly for the extract convenience ngl

[quartz thicket]

Oh if its worked for you then its fixed, like i said last i knew

but ive literally never taken that extract so idk

[bronze saddle]

Anyway back to writing my 2nd anti woke song lol

[wintry cobalt]

WHAT

[bronze saddle]

Yeah i wrote a song about how dog shit DEI and woke games are by shitting on modern gaming

[wintry cobalt]

Well

Isn't that just more anti dogshit game than specifically anti woke

[orchid raptor]

killa's pretty easy to deal with if he doesnt fucking look at you at all

[quartz thicket]

lmao

[bronze saddle]

I can just send you the lyrics and you judge it

[orchid raptor]

what do u guys bring to put attachments on?

like in your secure container

[quartz thicket]

i dont

[wintry cobalt]

Nothing

Why bother

[orchid raptor]

im lowk just a loot goblin like that

[wintry cobalt]

Only things that go up my ass are super valuable things

[quartz thicket]

attachments dont sell like they used to

[bronze saddle]

4 aggressors

[orchid raptor]

i remember back in the day people would put the krinkov handguard

does that still work?

[wintry cobalt]

I have 2 weapons cases full of attachments I never use because I just buy more when assembling guns

[bronze saddle]

They cost 220g each so thats almost 1.25kg

[bronze saddle]

Goliath? Ye

[cosmic patrol]

what do you bring, to put attachments on? Hmm. I'd say nothing, every attachment is fleable basically, and not insaneeely priced. Thats my take on it

[indigo knoll]

also where can you easily find SOIC book?

[quartz thicket]

krugs office

[wintry cobalt]

Only attachment that should go up your ass is the red ARE tube

[vapid leaf]

Back when you could put it into the secure and slap thermals on it

[indigo knoll]

freaky

[wintry cobalt]

Yeah I didn't think about that

I haven't slept

[indigo knoll]

lmaooo

[bronze saddle]

2 cases? Bro i have a THICC weapons case with like 50 aggressors full of attachments lol

[wintry cobalt]

Gremlin

[indigo knoll]

they spawn in black? I havent seen one

[echo hamlet]

the XRSU47SU handguard on a gas block is the best i think

[quartz thicket]

the book for crafting ledx right? thats where i got mine this wipe, either way both the rare books spawn in there

[indigo knoll]

yes

[orchid raptor]

im in the mood to do something new today, are goons still in customs?

[indigo knoll]

where do they spawn in the room?

[orchid raptor]

i might start hunting cultists

[wintry cobalt]

I've hit black 40+ times...

[fervent peak]

Huh, finally saw partizan after like... release lol

[wintry cobalt]

I've only found like 2 keycards in there and plenty of intel

[bronze saddle]

Mah brothah in Christ you outta see my abominations i call guns. Hell even my TOZ106 is beyond 100K+

[fervent peak]

Stick an echo on it, it'll be more than 500k then

[wintry cobalt]

I tried running a tox with a flir

Toz*

It was horrible

[quartz thicket]

thermals are just horrible

[wintry cobalt]

It was worse than horrible

[wintry cobalt]

Yeah I don't run them because what's the point

[broken fable]

anyone know any good maps to do prapor's "best job in the world"?

[wintry cobalt]

Reserve

[quartz thicket]

even in PvP they suck for aiming, its just pan and scan and swap to your main

[twilit heath]

shame this rich man

[broken fable]

is it the one by going up the mountain and on the observatory?

[indigo knoll]

reserve or lighthouse hill overlooking water (its how i did mine while killing rogues)

[wintry cobalt]

I needed the bitcoins

I had to make do

[broken fable]

noted thanks

[wintry cobalt]

Dome is much more successful for me

[indigo knoll]

best AK to use is a SAG ak its mad accurate

[wintry cobalt]

Easily 10+ a raid

[indigo knoll]

did it while doing jager quest to kill rogues

it was convenient that way lol

[wintry cobalt]

I need 40 scav headshots and I get collector

[broken fable]

only thing it annoys me is the lack of modifications on the gun itself, no bipod option either

[bronze saddle]

Nah... nightforce on a nightforce 34mm with 3 AMM, 3 AMSH and 3 T1s

[wintry cobalt]

Now the items for kappa

We shall see

[shy pollen]

I have like, my player class as neutralizer

[wintry cobalt]

Mashallah

[shy pollen]

I’m cool bc I don’t need looting

[fervent peak]

Classic reindeer build

[shy pollen]

The bodies.

[wintry cobalt]

Looting scav pockets > looting boxes

I love when I run into a scav every so often with 200k in his pockets

Makes me happier than seeing a marked key

[quartz thicket]

real

[wintry cobalt]

Anyways rb-vo best marked room imo

[indigo knoll]

agree, esp after nerfs

[wintry cobalt]

It's been so good to me

My lovely lovely reserve

💜💜💜

I'm not even that rich but somehow I get so much money out of thin air

I bleed so much money and it's not going down

[bronze saddle]

Streets marked room the worst.. all i got was a couple if dog shit weapons like why would there be 2 AKS74s in the same raid?

[wintry cobalt]

Abandoned factory is sometimes alright

Chek 13 is literally worse than normal keys

[bronze saddle]

I wasted a whole ass key and not one exotic weapon... no R11 SR35, SIG SPEAR etc etc. Oh and some alcohol or snacks

[wintry cobalt]

Chek 13 gotta be the worst key of all time

If it wasn't for quests it would be worth so little

I love reserve keys so much

27 hits of marked rooms and then you get a dorms key

Which is usually solid

But my last 3 hits...

Unironically nothing

A cat, gold chain and axel parrot

[orchid raptor]

no more green card...

[wintry cobalt]

But I've had three hits in a row where I got 2 blacks, violet and red and lots of other goodies

[orchid raptor]

should i buy

[wintry cobalt]

ICE pulled up?

[orchid raptor]

i was gonna make a mexican joke myself but you beat me to it

[wintry cobalt]

The only labs card that is doodoo is blue

I have hit that room 20 times

And the best thing I've found are piles of meds

[orchid raptor]

i never hit it unless i see red on the window

which is never

[wintry cobalt]

Like I feel like bringing it because of that

But yk

What would be the odds

[indigo knoll]

you can build it for very high ergo, you dont really need a bipod, i didnt use one at least

[wintry cobalt]

Why bother with a bipod

Other than it's fun

[orchid raptor]

someone on the flea is selling 89 ibuprofens

holy shit bro

[wintry cobalt]

You be what

[indigo knoll]

you be profin

[broken fable]

guess I'm just grumpy for not able to hard larp as a sniper proning

[wintry cobalt]

People who do the flea thing of artificially inflating prices by buying stuff piss me off

Get money the real way broke boy

[indigo knoll]

bipod fucks you over when sniping in lighthouse ngl

[orchid raptor]

ngl i lowkey used to sell gunsmith builds for like 300k each

[jovial cobalt]

is there a way to make maybe a million rubles starting with 1 ruble on the flea market like some runescape grand exchange type thing

[wintry cobalt]

I love sniping from dome but there's nowhere to bipod there

[orchid raptor]

then i found out labs access cards are 100k on the flea

[indigo knoll]

yea bipod makes your gun depression worse lol

[orchid raptor]

trading a paper pin to a house ahh

[wintry cobalt]

I haven't been labs in a while

But idk what I'd go for

[orchid raptor]

wtf i just realized im ll4 prapor now

[indigo knoll]

i still need loot lord for kappa, im only lvl 41 but its my only item I need now

[orchid raptor]

awesome

[wintry cobalt]

I need to kill one more cultist priest for story

[indigo knoll]

no collector yet but yuh

[wintry cobalt]

And my quest are all the late game ones that are stupid (I'm lazy)

[fleet loom]

probably not with 1r but pick up one item in raid and its possible

[wintry cobalt]

Bro hasn't even unlocked Intimidator

[indigo knoll]

yeah lmao

[wet heath]

anyone seen goons recently pvp

[indigo knoll]

intimidator gotta be one of the easiest quests ever tho ngl

[orchid raptor]

damn prapor aint sell shit for ll4

except BT 👀

[wintry cobalt]

DW I just finally unlocked Intimidator level 52

[jovial cobalt]

shoreline pvp

[wintry cobalt]

Do quests

[indigo knoll]

the 6b45 armor is kinda good ngl, doesnt come with plates, however it has lvl 3 soft armor and neck

worse than osprey but not bad

half price of osprey too

[wintry cobalt]

I can but 7n40 and 762PP

[fleet loom]

pbp or whatever I think and pp

[orchid raptor]

oh daaaaamn

[indigo knoll]

also yeah 7n40 is goated but i have to wait till lvl 47 to get it smh

[orchid raptor]

i gotta stop slacking on my quests

[shy pollen]

Labs access cards are so cheap tbh; and I love it, you make that money back in regular raids (I don’t have level 30

[wintry cobalt]

Fuck the osprey man

[indigo knoll]

only bad thing abt 7n40 is that you cant buy a lot

[wintry cobalt]

I love being overweight but that shit is insane

[wintry cobalt]

That's why I do streets ammo runs

[wet heath]

much appreciated

[wintry cobalt]

And labs ammo runs

[orchid raptor]

i have hoarded 13 sticks of RAM what should i use em for

[wintry cobalt]

I unironically run labs for ammo

[indigo knoll]

i do labs ammo runs too but i dont have violet or red yet sadly

[wintry cobalt]

T6 plates barter

[fleet loom]

barters thats about it

[indigo knoll]

so its just fucking res unit lol

[fleet loom]

t6 plates can just be found in raid tbh

[wintry cobalt]

Goated room

[wintry cobalt]

But this one is uhmwpe

[orchid raptor]

yeah i was bouta say i use kiba 4 dat

[indigo knoll]

its ben disappointing recently

[orchid raptor]

i might just use em for GPUs for when i eventually upgrade my bitcoin farm

[wintry cobalt]

I'd rather spend 300k a plate than go kiba

[indigo knoll]

gac 4ss2s are goated, second lightest lvl 6 plates

[wintry cobalt]

Upgrade to level 3 made me cry

I had to find 25 fir CPU fans

Literally terrorism

[fleet loom]

killed partisan for the 10th time today I guess

[wintry cobalt]

And my cultidt circle would give me hideout stuff that wasn't needed fir

[wintry cobalt]

How

I've seen him twice in two months

[fleet loom]

wait I worded that wrong

I got the achievement today

[wintry cobalt]

Ahh

I killed him 8 times first two weeks of release then saw him twice since

[fleet loom]

he just always harasses me on customs

saw him once on woods and he beamed me

[indigo knoll]

i always see him on woods

bro keeps spawning

[orchid raptor]

#screenshots message is this a good injector case?

[wintry cobalt]

I want to kill him man

[indigo knoll]

i ran into him 6 times in a row earlier this week

[wintry cobalt]

I want the ammo and vogs

[charred herald]

hi, im at the last quest of the main story, i have the two alpha cointainers with evidence, if i die on terminal i will lose them?

[wintry cobalt]

You should not

[charred herald]

nice

[fleet loom]

killed a pmc at stronghold

[tough pawn]

if you die with them you get em back in the mail i think

[charred herald]

finally today i can finish this game and rest in nature

[fleet loom]

that was pretty neat 1/ whatever

[charred herald]

perfect

[wintry cobalt]

If you die on terminal you get everything back no?

[tough pawn]

yes

[charred herald]

u will lose the gear i think

but not the quest items

[tough pawn]

you don't lose gear either

[charred herald]

oh

even better

[glad nebula]

Gluhar has up to 6 guards?

[charred herald]

5-6

[fleet loom]

u do lose the stuff ubpick up no?

[glad nebula]

Crazy

[tough pawn]

yeah you lose stuff you pick-up in terminal even if you survive

[indigo knoll]

can loot lord be found in safes

[wintry cobalt]

Once you go terminal you get snapshotted

[wintry cobalt]

Yes I'm p sure

[orchid raptor]

dude

i just had the worst violet hit of all fucking time wtf??

nothing but a single egg for my gold spawns

[wintry cobalt]

I'm ngl

[orchid raptor]

nothing on the floor nothing on the desks except a single egg

[quartz thicket]

#screenshots message someone was gainmaxxing in violet

[wintry cobalt]

Running labs bleeds me so much money

Cause I keep all the ledxs and bitcoins and gpus

And intels

And all the super valuable useful items

[fleet loom]

I do that too but I don't buy cards anymore since I be getting marked keys

[wintry cobalt]

I did 10 runs and once I rebought the cards I was just down so much money lol

[stone goblet]

damn someone cranking iron in there

[tough pawn]

i rarely ever go to labs because it's just not a great method for making money

[fleet loom]

cultists and the bunker treat me well

[charred herald]

the unlucky part about cultist is their spawnrate

even if u farm em at customs

[wintry cobalt]

My last cultist circle was comedy gold

I got the g28 I turned in back

[shy pollen]

One time I took obdolbos not knowing what it was n was a tank (took obdolbos 2)

[charred herald]

lmao

[wintry cobalt]

They were my happy with my offering

[fleet loom]

all thats missing is the one that can spawn on the desk leaning against the monitor

[indigo knoll]

LOL

[shy pollen]

I took obdolbos and obdolbos two

I was a bit tanky

[indigo knoll]

"Scavcel looksmaxxing gets cortisol levels spikedd after PMChad steals his gains"

[shy pollen]

I carry those two in my bag now

[indigo knoll]

im sorry i been on the twitter brainrot

[smoky scaffold]

i wish we had injectors in real life

[indigo knoll]

ts so ass

[shy pollen]

🌞

[indigo knoll]

The blood substitute would be fucking insane irl

[fleet loom]

I wish guns were real

[indigo knoll]

you can treat so much shit with that and what it implies it does

[shy pollen]

I wish Russia existed

[smoky scaffold]

giving obdolbos to homeless people prank

[quartz thicket]

i wish my girlfriend was real

[indigo knoll]

complete blood replacement but it regenerates your cells bro wtf

[shy pollen]

I wish frank was alive

[quartz thicket]

just kidding she'd be too annoying

[smoky scaffold]

(GONE WRONG) (HE DIED???)

[fleet loom]

I miss her

[shy pollen]

(No one gets the reference)

😔

[quartz thicket]

the bunny?

[indigo knoll]

you can do this irl but with krokodil instead

[shy pollen]

No..

[fleet loom]

therapist my beloved

[shy pollen]

“I brought 500 scavs to labs to see how much obdolbos they take!”

[indigo knoll]

mr beast obdolbos roulette video

[smoky scaffold]

FIRST TO ESCAPE TARKOV CHALLENGE !!!

[fleet loom]

just do morphine kids

krokodil is for chumps

[shy pollen]

Mr Skier

[fleet loom]

real men have a long term addiction

[smoky scaffold]

I just started the CONTRACT WARS and the first to escape tarkov when this emp goes off wins 10 million DOLLARS

[shy pollen]

Or Mr ragman

[shy pollen]

Wouldn’t it be roubles?

[quartz thicket]

"We made the world first reproduction of Labyrinth! Complete with inhumane steroid infused test subjects and poisonous tripwires"

[indigo knoll]

been hitting reserve no codfm or virtex yet raaagh

[shy pollen]

“I BROUGHT 20 SCAVS TO A LOOT PILE OF 50 MILLION ROUBLES! WHOEVER WINS GETS IT!

[fleet loom]

irl labrynth is under epstein island

[shy pollen]

Mr ragman

[smoky scaffold]

you’ve already escaped?

[shy pollen]

😔

[smoky scaffold]

why the fuck would i give you roubles if you aren’t there anymore

[indigo knoll]

Visiting the weird chalk circles in woods at 3 am (GONE WRONG)

[smoky scaffold]

tagilla seizing in the corner

[quartz thicket]

MOOOOOOO

[shy pollen]

“I BOUGHT 5 MYSTERIOUS DORM KEYS! AT NIGHT! (LAST ONE WENT WRONG!”

[indigo knoll]

thumbnail of the video is him opening the door and killa is poorly photoshopped behind it with added visual noise like slenderman

[shy pollen]

And then the random shadow of tagilla in the corner

[quartz thicket]

change that to enderman to appeal to children

[glad nebula]

Obligatory exaggerated 😮 face too

[tough pawn]

where tf are these korund vm-k plates bro

[shy pollen]

I measure plates by “how many bullets will this stop and how big of bullet?”

[glad nebula]

I tend to use the T6 plates from Tagilla

Seems easiest to acquire and repair well

[tough pawn]

i would use that if i was running an osprey or smt like that

since i have a stockpile of cult termite

[fleet loom]

I usually go by "how light is this" and "is it atleast tier 5"

[quartz thicket]

this is me

[shy pollen]

Idk I usually go lightweight, around 46 kilo’s

[glad nebula]

I craft the tactec constantly, easy supply of T5 backplates and a good allround plate carrier

[quartz thicket]

I'm at 30.9 rn

[shy pollen]

I think my heaviest was 56 kilo’s walking in

[indigo knoll]

reserve my goat, 2 fuel cans from technical supply crate

[quartz thicket]

#screenshots message
What im running in labs rn

[glad nebula]

That poor M4 gonna be in shreds once you're done

[shy pollen]

Not my choice of tac rig but still good

[quartz thicket]

I prefer the two box slots for looting and big mags

[shy pollen]

I prefer strandhogg and. Osprey I think?

[shy pollen]

Oh you go to labs to loot?

[quartz thicket]

Yarp

[shy pollen]

🌞

Get a load of this guy, actually playing the game! HAHAHA!

[orchid raptor]

veritas and gp gotta be the worst bait of all time

[shy pollen]

I swear bro

[vapid leaf]

Indeed

[quartz thicket]

gp more so but hell yeah

[vapid leaf]

I hate it

[shy pollen]

Like just pull a AK50 on me

[orchid raptor]

bro holy shit i just

saw an ACTUAL bitcoin

and i thought it was a gp coin

i had to actually verify

[shy pollen]

hey remember that time when

[orchid raptor]

res unit is goated

[wintry cobalt]

Me when I pick up 2 GP coins in a bitcoin spawn 😛😛😛😛

[wintry cobalt]

Idk what mine is but I recently got my 7th slot

Making dat money

[shy pollen]

Me when

[wintry cobalt]

I was so happy to see it!

[quartz thicket]

7th slot? huh?

[wintry cobalt]

Yeah for listing stuff on flea

[glad nebula]

At 5 flea slots and I'm just selling less and less

[quartz thicket]

oh gotcha, nice i was talking about weight though

[glad nebula]

Large stacks of gunpowder is enough to keep me in rubles

[orchid raptor]

id pick GP up more if it actually dropped more than 2

[wintry cobalt]

I don't have unheard so my rep just turned 60 I just checked wiki

[orchid raptor]

like at least make it a minimum of 8 gp per spawn since not everyone has arena

[wintry cobalt]

Idk why they don't change loose gp spawns

[orchid raptor]

make ref useful for people that dont have that cancerous ass game

[glad nebula]

They should just remove the spawn and accept that arena is forced pay2win

[astral kindle]

Honestly they need buff GP coin spawns

[wintry cobalt]

70% of my time on arena is miserable so I just don't play it

[quartz thicket]

refs bait to get arena, so are the 2 gp spawns

[wintry cobalt]

I don't care about all the rewards and value you can get from it

I'll make my money without reselling tep300s thank you very much

[glad nebula]

One set of arena dailies is 60-80 GP so tiny GP spawns in main game is just insulting

[shy pollen]

GP should be an arena thing, not loose loot.

[wintry cobalt]

Like at least a Veritas sells for 30k or whatever

[lunar ice]

They needa make skier the euro trader he should buy things in euros

[wintry cobalt]

You need to find like so many gp coins for them to be worth anything

[shy pollen]

No

[shy pollen]

No.

[wintry cobalt]

They need to take skier around back and put him down

Useless ass trader outside of the NL545s

[glad nebula]

Level 1 ref doesn't even have anything useful for GPs

[orchid raptor]

they need to make skier less of an asshole

[glad nebula]

Some mid assault rifles and lowtier armor

[shy pollen]

He gives NVG’s

[orchid raptor]

PK gives better NVGs

[wintry cobalt]

Skier is like the worst parts of all the traders combined

[shy pollen]

And then dropped in a pit

[orchid raptor]

skier is only useful for the STM-9s he sells