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yes please
waternoose?
Ye
speaking of which, super hyped for beautiful light, supposed to release this year (kinda doubt tho)
"oh Honey here is your deadly dose of radiation!"
Wish there was a deferent slide for deag that allowed me to mount a red dot closer to the grip, guns with far away optics look weird asf
i'm hoping 1.0 has meant the end of unfulfilled promises from here on out lmao
liter of vodka, pack of smokes, who needs a nbc suit.
trailer park boys would flourish in that type of environment lmao
adds a chance for your organs to liquify mid raid
They should let us use the syringes in game to inject stuff
Anyways gn
organ failure stat would be funny
keep pissing yourself, enemies can follow peepee trail
Sneak up on someone and drug em
ay who knows the best spot besides black in labs to find a 3-bTG stim?
Your lung randomly collapses
i'm doing this for the black keycard itself
Green
man, i just had a good night raid on customs, killed reshala, his guards, and the cultists, and transited to interchange and it gave me the backend error: cannot resolve destination host twice and then closed the game ;-;
Uh idk then
dont particularly want to though
probably anywhere with a lot of med spawns. interchange has necrus+ultra med+emercom if you have keys
I get my stims from green
i have 2 of them
is buying black keycard from flea a loss in ROI?
maybe give that a shot?
what happens when you get back in?
Add killa to everymap
imo yes
krugmans only gives you 1 btc, 1 intel, 1 roller and cardinal key. it can spawn advanced books for crafts. downstairs is room with tons of injectors if you need those.
btw krugmans takes two swipes
ye i rmb,
so best is violet, yellow, res?
it basically turned the transit into an extract, im now back in hideout with all the shit i looted, hopefully the polikhim keycard i made get delivered in the transit goes through
green i havent tried
ive just been running red and violet, yellow can be okay with pc parts. i havent bothered with res, people keep saying it got nerfed.
red has been mid for me today
but good ammo spawns
i wanted to transit to get a better xp mult sadge
Sanitar has them sometimes
icic, thanks. no bad feedback for violet?
cant kill sanitar, colleagues 3
ah gotcha, well at least you didnt lost shit
violet has been poopy, but thats where i found acc twice
I did that one the other day
oo okie
if you need upgrade parts, id just try to open everything with an electronic spawn
Got the last of my 40 bitcoin with the black card from that quest
it was paying out like crazy before the nerf. i was pulling 2-3 btc every raid outta krugmans.
lmao i finished upgrading my btc center and maxing out the gpus after getting all 40 coins 🙁
nah the ACC comes first, im solar power before lvl 3 bit
yellow is still good i hear
for electronic spawns
i found my gpsa next to the conference table and the acc in violet. good luck dude, it was a pain to find those for me.
I just went thru 2-3 full uses of a black card cause my cultist brought me some
So that safe lowkey where they all came from traded like 4 from mechanic
conference is which one? the big office in the center of the map?
i have a feeling its black but i could be wrong
yeah the big table with the cat statues around it on the second floor
outside managers office
oh
oh nvm im wrong then
i just refer to that room as the cat room
theres an actual conference room outside managers office
sorry idk all the names of the rooms yet, still kinda fresh
doable but i hate fighting against raiders in open area
5mil budget but gear fear ._.
I swear if I get another one box of ammo from my cultist circle imma get angry
i always rush the cat room at the start, its usually free
i havent found the labs raiders to be that hard if you bring in a nice scope
the raiders are all stuck somewhere lol
bring in an ak platform and do the canted reflex sight with a valday or something attached as well
their pathing is fucked up or something
im using the 1x-6x, but i feel like my skill level dropped cos of all the lighthouse bullshit moments
then im like fine-tuning my com specs settings instead
i honestly love my canted AK-12
Yeah sometimes they all kill each other sometimes they just not there at all
Damn 40 Bitcoin will be a pain to get with the loot nerf
why the canted optic?
I wonder if i can escape in 2 weeks
nah i found them in yellow / res, doing ok so far
Yeah hit that new black room before that safe gets demolished
Make sure to check the coat on the couch one night spawn in the sleeve
I'll Try to rush this as fast as i can
i bit the bullet and bought a green card
2 weeks to escape brothers
80 bittys for me because of deep pockets and story quest
ive been at it for about a month, im nearly done now. i would recomment running the story quests along with your other stuff. theres a ton of timegates. i was dumb and did kappa/max traders/max hideout first and focused story quests after. not worth doing it the way i did.
literally have to wait for 48 hours for fence to contact me, then apparently 8 hours for the terminal card after that...
fml
can probably rush the debtor ending pretty quick
Do fireworks not work now?
I NEED SAVIOR ENDING
I’m waiting for mechanic to call me so I can give him my bitcoin
is savior in 2 weeks even possible lmao

Maybe 3
you're gated behind so many things
probably two weeks of timegates in there lmao
you will never escape from timegate
solar power, intel 3, all story quests, LK unlock etc
If u keep the case it’s 40 hours alone to unlock
I dont think you need lk for that
damn SA58 is fun and all but this shit has such good recoil #screenshots message
I don’t know what ending I’m finna get imma just do it find out
I got one more week of work
you right, you dont need LK for savior actually my bad
Then 2 free weeks
Then reset and chose a ending
Im gonna do this boys
you just need LK if you give prapor the case
Nah fuck prapor
wait
i thought batya made u talk to him
no
He a enemy
I caught prapor jamming to music earlier
yea i just remembered this
Alright boys i got this weekend
so giving the case to prapor is faster then, since it gives you network provider way earlier
One week of work and 2 more free weeks
I was reading the chart on how to get the endings and i saw nothing about lk maybe read it wrong
There a bunch of questions requirements to get the light keeper quest if u keep the case
you have to turn in the quest items to lk for batya
I still gotta dehydrate my self and shit
you can get network provider immediately after starting the ticket if you give prapor the case
Bruh
I guess he can keep his stupid case
bro what the fuck another gpu where are the psus
you talk to kerman, he sends you to lighthouse to scout prapors camp, come back and talk to kerman and tell him you think LK has the case. wait a day and Mechanic gives you network provider
this is all the first steps of ticket if you give the case over
There 13 different quests the need to be done to get network provider
ah thats when you gotta find the cofdms right? what a pain
Gonna be more than 13 but 13 quest lines
jesus pkpts key is high af now
i picked mine up for like 80k
Cause like gunsmith 1-10 punisher 1-4 cargo 1-x
you guys buy those keys? i've found like 4 of them in filing cabinets
i never found one. id def try to sell it now if i had extras lol
honestly filing cabinets are goated for key spawns
20/20 is like 880k rn
i got my ultra med from there
I found them at tar bank filling cabinets
Or reserve bunkers have a shit ton of filing cabinets that’s where I key farm
and sometimes in RB-KORL in the radar station
which, RB-KORL is a slept on key
2 intel spawns, and 2 filing cabinets
Why orb1 so expensive
often times will find intel in the cabinets too
task key
That it?
yeah
yeah youre getting taxed on progress
pretty much rn with the loot nerf
The other 3 task keys aren’t as much
they were a couple of weeks ago
people just hate you then ig
The room any good?
Cause last I checked cheapest was like 1.1mil
if i pop something that ups my vitality, it raises my limb health right? so if i surgery after taking that, would i get more limb hp back?
PS12A or PS12B for the ASh-12?
B
ps12b is goated
b pierces like, 4
i use it all the time for my Rsh-12, essentially a fuckin pocket ash-12
A is flesh, B is a real bullet with hair on its chest
Sadly no. there is no skill that incrises surgery from my knowladge
vitality does not increase limb hp
are you not supposed to be able to find round frame glasses? lol
ah rip, i read somewhere p22 can increase limb health, but i guess that was bunk
i rmb vitality has to do with bleeds
itll make it so you are VERY unlikely to bleed/have limbs break and youll deal with pain better, but, as far as I see, at least based on reading the wiki page for P22, there isnt a hp increase/damage resistance buff that it gives
whoever told you it has hp increase is smoking odolbos injectors lmao
yeah i read some poopoo
Just use PS12B. Its my go to round in the Labyrinth considering its easy to get and drops Shadow of Taggila in 10 rounds to the chest and Vengefull Killa in in 5 to the chest
hey, at least now you know better. no shame in that, right?
true true
man, why cant interactions be more like this, people be belligerent over any form of dispute, info based or otherwise
theres up and downs
How it feels to get a marked room key but their near worthless now from how bad the marked loot nerf was
still feels aight cause some people are still buying them for a pretty penny
also RB-VO is still at least halfway decent
Oh well most the other marked rooms you get about 300k worth of stuff now
hate how WORTHLESS the polikhim key is tho besides story stuff :/
90% of the time in pve i find not even rubles in them, they are empty most of the time
nerf raiders
ive needed 4 psus for the past 3 hours. now that i need 1 more i get 3 in one raid ofc
In the process of killing 82 rogues i found 4 cofdms
i looked at this chat and read your message as i was looking up something on the wiki and just typed "tarkov wiki kirked"
incredible
this is the first and probably last time this will ever be said
real
that one time i opened 314 and there was a single atv 40 in there. i was having regrets not selling it
dont peek angle's where they can only see your head. i died so many times that way when peeking the window in red and violet room
its hilarious, the only time they have flesh ammo is when they rip my face off other times its just plate or arm taps all day
and then theres raids where im a war hero and kill 12 raiders on labs (true story)
so...tarkov update screwed up some things, huh
cuz somehow I'm able to pull an empty dogtag out of myself, I don't see my secure box either, etc
I don't even see the things in spec slots either
thats been a bug for a min now
Run something with neck protection. Green Zhuk, Korund and a Ronin, Altyn, Vulkan.
did ya check your loadout running into the raid?
the only issue is: what kills me will either be bosses or guards and also i cant hear shit
Its a local servers only bug
oh and ill be fat as all hell but who cares maybe ill try that out
local server bug again? 
TEP-300 or Proflex
Ran a scav run for multi transits, waited 10 mins to transit from customs to shoreline then game said raid ended. I loaded back to hideout with my scav equipped with all my prev raid stuff 
The 16 GB of ram experience
So that was the cause of it
shit i forgot that even existed lol
Yup. the only way i can transit to Labyrint if i put my game to a much lower resolution
Running 2560x1080 with 16:9 ratio cause stretched tarkov funny
Proplex's are dirt cheap they are a 130k so not chump change but all you need it a single spare matal part to pay for them. they are a 130k to 200k
Or steal a TEP-300 from killa ^^
just sell them. they are more expensive then the proflex and worse audio
the AK 12 rocks with the new handguard and the new muzzle adapter
Oh damn, thought they were better, good to know
Tep-300 is GSSh, Proflex is comtac IV considering the hearing range
Gluhar has it more often than Killa
two pmc guns covers it
Thanks, I got two rigs full of them lol
Im not fighting mr airburst grenade for headphones
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If only he didn't kept spawning at the top of the machine gun tower when I decide to not bring a long range weapon
If youre talking about the one next to the helipad. ambush them by climbing the broken neon sing
And bring velding goggles for everything thats holy bcs his guards love to spawn with flashbangs
You can nade him there
It's the one next to hidden extract
Fuck sake, I just somehow won (or well, was part of the winning team) in Arena on Checkpoint 3 times, while doing dailies... but then I realized I forgot to activate Ref's To Great Heigths 4 quest which requires me to do exactly that 
never saw him on any other towers
I dont wanna play Arena anymore man
They spawn on the bunker and when shot at they retreat to the tower, I know. You can go to the tower closer to coop extract and fight them from there or simply nade them xD
skill based opinion
Interesting. I've never been flashbanged by them, just a bunch of apparently RGO's
Well.. I once got banged by KS-23 with zvezda rounds from his guards xD
I see, must be PMCs making them go there early in raid
M67 to force them to run, Vog-25 or F-1 RD to outright kill them
I just dont like competitive PvP, I left all that anger behind in Halo Infinite and CS GO 
does manyone know what rigs/carriers i could use that have at least 2 2x2 slots? (trying to run the pig)
But I gotta participate in this shit if I wanna work towards Theta case 
Ah.. totally understandable 😛
I like to play arena from time to time, for sure not daily but 2-3 times a week
I feel your pain my guy. Checkpoint on bay-5 is the least sweatty
lbcr baggariy avs
I always take LBCR
ok ty
yep this is good to bring in labs hehe, get 2 of it in your bag
JPC, LBCR, AVS, Baggairy
I'd carry a partizan bag and a lbcr in it
Tv-110 has pockets for days if you like bringing 10 grenades into raid
JPC is best one for in stash storage, 8 1x2 slots and 2 2x2 slots
well at least the LBCR is easy to get, Partizan might not be accessible for some players
Fair
in my case, I use 3 partizan and 1 LBCR
not me loading every slot not needed for the M60 reload with impact nades
Rush100 with Blackjack inside with 6ssh12 inside with 4 partisan bags inside :>
The amount of times I killed Partizan on shoreline and didn't realise it was him frustrates me, so many bags I could of got
90 slots backpack
when was it added? or did they change the model of it?
are goons still on customs ?
this is gonna be a 80kg haul arse extract right?
No idea, I think it was added last one before 1.0
Gonna give that a go in my next lab run
You drop your blackjack somewhere safe and treat it as stash, simply picking it up on the route to extract, you just run with rush100
I seem to do pretty well while playing Enforcer on Fort for some reason. Bay is okay too, but I always face too many ADHD scouts who nail me in the head immediately 
I did few 110kg exits llike this xD
Yeah, don't think spawn rotation until another hour
damn this is peak weight optimization right there, such commitment
I gotta try it lmaoo
i dint get them 3 games now...
you play on BSG server ya?
yes
Actually not a bad tactic there. Imma start doing that next raids. Do AI scavs actually pick up backpacks on the ground?
I got them 20 mins ago on a scav run >>
😛
There is no differece for servers vs local for cultists / goons spawn chance
Thought birdeye was a bear, until scavs start blasting me
love ya
They can, so you drop it somewhere where they do not wander
Raiders do not loot, just PMCs
another one of the favorites is. 2 LBCR's, 2 Partisan bags and 2 MPPV's in them. and shove all of that in a raid bag
Proof pls
loggging in game later
GULP
would love to see it lmao
i saw i was pinged by endra and i genuinely thought i was seeing things
violently shaking

IM YELLING
i got them!!!finalytyyyyy quest done goons done!
Nuke tarkov
literally my favorite creator in all of the extraction genre
I'm genuinely honored <3
I'm sorry to data mine you like this, but what is your ideal interaction with your favorite creator? Like if I was trying to RNG make someone super happy what do you think I should do?
girl i dont even know
this interaction alone has already made me super happy
you know why Therapist, Ragman and Jaeger dont buy the festive fireworks?
because they dont like fun
Well if you think of anything feel free to ping me, and I'm glad I made you happy <3
i just wouldnt even know where to start
ive literally never had an interaction close to this in my entire life
your videos are already a comforting safe space to me as is
Ion got one
Ahh, you're going to make me cry. I'm so happy.
Thank you for sharing your joy with me
is it just me or did the bots suddenly get a lot more aimbotty recently
damn, i dont really watch any tarkov creators so i cant get any parasocial interactions for this stuff :/
happy for yall tho 😄
I will be parasocial enough for the both of us
Im too lazy to watch streamers
Never found one that entertains me
I don't watch streamers unless I'm stopping by to say hi to a friend, it's not my type of media
no. i havent noticed it too much. try not to peek the same angle twice. ive seen bots holding angles like hell recently
for me, a lot of some of them kind of just act like tough shit just because they can play vidya a little well, but that sort of attitude isnt really my thing, makes me feel like they are too full of themselves tbh
youve already done a lot for me indirectly, you dont need to thank me for anything. i hope all is well for you and if not that things become better, you deserve it
this is the main reason i can't stand streamers period.
one of the few that i like is Vinesauce vinny cause he (for the most part) is really chill and a pretty down to earth guy
a lot of the vinesauce creators are chill
aside from generally being an incredibly whiny community, they act like they have the hardest jobs on earth.
real
so it's a bunch of men usually pushing thirty, bitching about game balance (while abusing said game's balance) and whining that they have it so hard playing videogames all day
Oh no, thousands of people are at your beck and call and watch you instead of playing the game!
I was in the tower northeast corner of reserve, and glukhar and his boys rushed up the stairs to get me I have never seen that. I didn't realize it was him at first
Actors at least preform for an audience, Streamers are literally free to view court jesters.
Vinny is a nice person. He went to one of the concerts one of my companies hosted. Silly sweet dude
or the ones that complaign about pve existing (god holy fuck stop talking about it, im not fucking playing PvP because it is inherently broken lmao)
i mean streamers in general
they genuinely ruin the community for whatever game they infest
Oh shit, sick. Tbh I haven't kept up with his streams and stuff in a while, I should try watching his Vods again
every time a community starts leaning into streamer hype, the community turns into toxic ego fest people
I saw a clip where for once, Ninja said some pretty based stuff about how Arc Raiders should be based around casual play and that there shouldnt be any type of competetive scene for it and I kinda agree lol
Gacha games? ego fest hype. Blame streamers who doompost 24/7 while getting fed thousands of dollars of ingame items.
Arc Raiders? Streamers literally contributed to such a massive dose of toxic that the community in that game is about as divided as pve and pvp tark players.
tark streamers? (look around you)
Marvel rivals/other competitive team games? look at how poorly balanced they become when catered to pros, and look at how poorly those pros conduct themselves
That's always the goal. When my world feels dark and I feel lonely I imagine a globe and all the little lights of laughs I've caused. Your joy gives me life.
streamers are, for the most part, a plauge on the hobby
some of them are incredibly based and do it for the love of the game
but by and large they're usually there for money and fame
at some point I wanna try and do some content creation related stuff, but I need to sort of find my niche (and also get a better computer whilst I'm at it so i can actually record most games lol)
The way you have to play the game to be platformed means that very few people who would be good to be there get there
unfortunately yeah. you're either a skill god or you stay stuck on 5 viewers forever
true yea
and i've met 0 skill god players who are also nice people.
aqua manages on vibes alone
I know some amazing, lovely, wonderful content creators, and I mostly know cruel uncaring ones =)
I'd honestly be fine with a small community if they're all chill
Aqua is very nice
I heard from a buddy of mine that he kinda plays like a goober or slightly noob-ish sometimes, but oh well, let him do him, I suppose :p
He's a silly goofy guy actually having fun with what he does
How to say GloriousE without saying GloriousE xD
He's grouped in with my favorite group of fps creators
Is gloriousE toxic or smth?
Hell yeah
I hope to bring joy to others as well some day. My greatest talent is my writing but it isn't a very friendly industry to get into without money or connections...beyond that I want to become a streamer or a vtuber but I worry I may not have the social battery to uphold it, so I'm on the fence
santa gone means the spawn for the cultist should be more consistent no?
Yup, it should
Yea I encountered them twice back to back
So they can drop more of shitty keys like mechanical key for me xD
pain
Noice, i need to farm, im going broke sitting at 2 mil
mannnn they need to give RGOs from traders back 
Had them twice in a row and both times priest had mechanical key and that was it xD
I would stream myself but i'm too lazy
Overall I found 3 mark keys and one polikhim card from like 90 cultists killed and looted
I need to get into content creation just so I can try and make some money, the job market is SO FUCKING BAD RN ;-;
yup. but if you see reshala at fort just dip. he took up the cultist spawn
I cannot say sk... iss.. here without auto moderation xD
I'm kinda afraid of streaming because you have to be a LOT more careful, and if someone around your, like either family or a friend says a nono word you cant exactly edit that out on a stream
for sure thanks
I've written hundreds of pieces and published a few, but it never gets traction because finding a publisher without knowing a big wig or having money is impossible
I would not recommend this industry to my family or friends. You can have so much impact on a local or niche level with your writing, and it's very rewarding seeing your art be appreciated
Not true, I had few times where Reshala was on fort and cultists were around
I had reshala + cultists + goons combo once
Maybe
connections and all, yeah, shit sucks, cant even get a job without serious networking. wish school woulda taught me that
they can be a delayed spawn after you kill rehsala but im not wasting ppbs on him
Family friendly or not
Depends
Im the brother of cultist Man i dont really care about what is said
Nah. you wont get banned for such stupid stuff that easily if you are not marked on steam as children friendly. You can mark yourself +18 and swearing is good.
Or you mean that your family doesn't like the juice? 🙂
@stone goblet wakey wakey you nerd.
xD
I could go on a whole tangent about how I seriously worry about the longevity and success of my life, as I've been born into poverty and things arent exactly well, but I digress
nah i mean sometimes I say like c*nt and last time i heard on twitch that can get you temp banned or somethin
Wait, i have a 6 hour cultist timer, and i have no tasks/any thing to build in the hideout, what do i even get
hopes and dreams
Not if you are marked as nsfw stream afaik
That cuts the add revenue ofc if that is your goal
Elaborate
what the fuck
oh shit, word?
I hope I make it somehow, I've also voiced a few characters for small indie projects and its also a big interest of mine but I can't find a label that wants someone without a name
I'm going to have to go soon and this chat will be lost to me, but where can I find your writing @gaunt flume
is that the real endra?
Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you may just suck at reading and orientating
omg
yeah you got here a lil late lmao
I hope so
Who is Endra, I am out of the loop. I can tell it is a name.
steamer
Steamer
🙌
streamer
Yeah idk too man
fuck
ah.. is it a rollsteamer or something?
I keep trying to play but every time i extract my raid gets rolled back and i get ERROR 1000 anyone knows whats goin on or how to fix?
I haven't really been a streamer for years
Most things that are published are no longer public, I'd have to give them to you personally which I'm fine with doing. The things I have yet to publish are the ones I am much prouder of as I've refined my craft a lot
I'll add you if you don't mind
too bad, you are one again now, or something
idfk lmao
you are welcome
Are they
Don't put that curse on me lmao
You are a steamer. Per chance a garment steamer or clothes steamer, that's what google is giving me as options, when I google "steamer" 🤔
I know only like tigz and other popular streamers
Fuck streaming, too much effort to do it right
Agree
Bun steamer
Holy shit, steamers are so cheap. I can get a steamer in Estonia for literally less than 5 EUR
endra in pve chat???
Yk for those chinese buns
i have ruined the chat with steamer talk
Idk who that is but ye
Google told me that its a person. If that helps
ya
Wait is google right, are you a person?
What steamers do you guys recommend though? I see good reviews for a Phillips one
Alright
Uhh, I think so
Yeah Phillips is good
I love that google got me with the "People also ask: How to steam at home without a steamer" what the fuck
nice to see her fan got a chance to interact with her, she is my fav content creator for Tarkov as well hehe
You steam it
<3
Don’t listen to her chat she’s tricking you
She is the DEVIL
Ong
any ego-based or personality-based industry is tricky... not saying that these elements arent in all industries, but for some these are the pillars
I voted for you and now you follow me here
Iiii fkn knew it, google always lies!
She's not real
Its the devil
Devil may cry
hearing endras voice in tarkov is a siren song and you will get killed and you goop stolen
Chek is a politic? Did he win president?
Listen here buddy, this chat here is my domain I just allowed you to be kind to them for a bit because they deserve some reprieve from my iron fist
Yeah
I was the final vote, he won the entire election because of my sacrifice
What the fuck @hazy gorge the most expensive steamer is 500 EUR.... SteamOne Steamcube... Why is it on the same category as IRONING
I'm already very happy to have at least a chance to see 2 of my fav creators have a convo with their fans in chat, let alone an obscure pve chat such as this, and today, I got to see The Endra talking with her fan hehehe
I am going to iron with a FUCKING STEAMCUBE
What
Unless you sound chill
The peacekeeper thicc items is kinda cheap ngl
Can't even let a man sleep in peace
Isn't it 9:30 AM for you. Thats a good time to wake up
i only seen 1 clip where she killed someone so
he'd better live up to your expectation, thanks to your sacrifice after all XD
Really? I’ve seen many an apuh apuh
@hazy gorge Bro... Phillips all in one takes more power than my PSU ever will... It wants 2.2 kW of FUCKING POWER bro
hes going to touch you
He doesn't care about my vote at all =(
2.2 kilowatts of power for a FUCKING IRON
Be normal please it's far too early for this
I've hosted and played in many tournaments 🥲
what do those words mean
algorithm never shows me your tarkov stuff i didnt even know you still played
How much does an iron cost in the US
mixed drinks are my fav, currently having a extra sweet tea and whisky mix
Oh man you haven't seen her mischevious playstyle and how sweet and alluring her way of killing ppl really is
I wont drink right now, I probably will drink a teeny bit and a fuckton tomorrow. Got a birthday to go to tomorrow... got invited at 2 AM lmfao
nice
A good ol Jagermeister
I haven't been playing much the past few years sadly, but I'm sure things will get edited and posted eventually
I have a stupid amount of unedited content
I gotta leave it in snow or some shit. Room temperature Jagermeister is worse than seeing a kid with a lafufu.
and that is fucked
that back log must be insane
that is the rough diamond that is awaiting to be process, we would love to have a gander at that and enjoy the sweet bliss of killings
And moderators! I will not say what I said yesterday! I will not say anything bad about the kid!
I promise.
7000 hours of playtime, I think it was 4000 streamed?
There's plenty to choose from haha
do you have a vod channel?
Wise
Not really. if I say some dumb shit, yall get a laugh out of it usually. It is worth it, if it gets a laugh.
??dagloop
you should use software that removes music from the recording and keeps it during live
My latest ones would be fine, but they wouldn't be the ones I'd want to archive like that
man, I gotta flex to my bf afterward, I met and chatted with Endra of all ppl XD
It's split now, but I don't go live anymore
Nah lmao the next comment of the same calibre will be a ban
Trust
The council has decided
Yeap, thats what I just checked from Zeppelin 😄 I cannot mention anyone to commit murder anymore BUT! funny jokes.
Not on terms of murder
Just, funny jokes.
We’re just going to preemptively ban you now Renolk
whens the last time you went live?
Ay what!
Any last words?
I thought I was getting banned yesterday and I got a Tarkov key instead. Now it is my time to shine, to be banned FOR SURE!
Can I be next 🥺
you gleeby'd your last deeby
Let me be special!
I don't remember actually
Unfortunately chek is your biggest simp so this wouldn't happen
No point if it’d be undone it loses half its fun
I privated my last one because it was all crying
smh my head, content creators trying to steal all the limelight /s
I create content, with tomfoolery.
And mutes.
Discord mutes
I'm Chek's biggest simp but he doesn't care 😔
Just had to specify that one there
Yeah no he only cares about clannad
I'm going to publish the last one actually, sec
your content is rage baiting butch
LUL
If you aren’t animated I’m not interested
No I'm tryna keep him from being bonked
I don't think I have EVER ragebaited butch somehow

check needs a endra plushi
I just started pinging this guy to ban folks, called him a G and now he is safekeeping me from being sent to fuckin Hogwarts
Now we’re talking
oh no I heard about it but missed it
what happen?
Average Discord interaction between 2 random folks. Ping -> Call them a G for it -> Saved and guided to not be banned
Don't let it get to your head
are they even real?
Is anything real?
are you real?
me: wanna complete reserve task
also me: spawn next to boss 🥀
Asking the real questions
Hogwarts? brother youre getting sent to shoreline with no speedy stims and blacked out legs
Already there man. You are like the warning system. "Be sure of what you say! And don't whatever you do, don't do it again, if you do it"
@stone goblet is chek real?
Unfortunately
I put it back up, I don't remember what happened so I'm going to watch it too
Guys, how do I uninstall Tarkov. I cant find the button
It's inside the install folder
The only way is to burn the computer, it just keeps returning
Install the uninstall.
No he wants to UNINSTALL it
Gotcha
Gosh Butch
you dont. its in the contract you singed when you gave nikita like 80 bucks
How would i install the uninstall, it is uninstalling the installing the install?
??geon
Nah, I only gave him 50 EUR
200 dollars
It always pings Geon? Thank you for the good way for me to bully geon now
if chek is sucha big endra fan then why isnt cheks pfp a picture of endra in a atlyn helmet?
I am a Standard account owner with PvE. I have spent more money on Ramen per month than I have given to Nikita
thank you kindly, I'm watching the vod right now
does the firework airdrop dont work anymore?
standard? are you even a real tarkov player??
I am a tarkov player, but i am fucking poor.
same here. didnt even have to buy arena. only sold my dignity for it but i think its a fair price.
ask Colonel for a upgrade
That ship sailed
Nah, I cant bother Colonel. Colonel gave me steam key for free. I love him already no homo
colonel is done with giveaways? 😔
And he is the reason I am uninstalling Tarkov to reinstall Tarkov
I have no dignity, i got my EoD account with 6k+ hours hacked, couldent get it back, had to buy an Unheard account, and arena. Already got 1k hours..., send help
I feel I've lost credit for this
He is the one that gave me the key you nominated me for. I dont want to blame you for annoying shit.
I just want to understand what happened at that time, just a worried fellow who heard my fav creator cried on stream somehow, I don't mean any offense Endra
If u want me to blame you for giving me nothing to do for about 2 hours, sure.
You got 2 votes in that chat btw
Me and geon
Geon voted for me? What
Thats a fucking surprise lmfao
Geon was the deciding vote
butch is renolk the pve geon
Lol
You don't know the geon lore
Skill issue
dosent geon have the setup tag in disfcord
whats the lore
Yeah because it took him 2 months
Damn
bro bought a brand new account instead of wiping 🥀
I am wiping no joke
nikita loves you ele

I dont give a flying fuckaroo about prestige, I am wiping
Standard account + pve
yes
The stash sucks ass
just sell everything
I am fine.
I even coded Tetris myself in HTML for a school project back in like, high school lmfao
If you know what and how, standard is fine
From myself
I dont know what and how at all. Only 1k hours into Tarkov
havent had problems with stash on standard like ever. i just dont do insurance
I coded Tetris but the blocks Turned into letters
"Only" 1k 
Yeah. Compared to the 4k total I have in Garrys Mod and like 8k in GTA V... yeah only 1k
I bought this acc 1 day ago i gotta sort this shit
youre supposed to insure it and then vendor it when you get it back
I love how minimum is 1k per person on this game, LOL
anyone know if the trader figurines are in loot tables or were they just for drops?
- 2k more on CS lmfao
8k on Gta 5, damm
I genuinely thought you wuld have more elektron
Im good at making the wrong impression
Drops only from what I saw
yeah and in pvp its someone with 12 hours head eye with the first bullet from a 360 jump shot out of dorms
that is the cowards way. you suffer even if youre lvl 9 and have a single sling bag and a kedr to your name.
And with Xadq-cizank name, right ?
dont use secure either while your at it
When I try to pronounce this, it comes out as Suckysuck, what
Maybe you suckysuck

Chat, I'm playing on Malaysian server because I'm playing with someone that's from the SEA
We've been waiting for like 20 minutes awaiting server start, what's happening?
their name was iheartmorphine
I suckysuck in Tarkov. Otherwise I refrain.
Lol
that happened for a while when i first got the game since i was like this is taking up so much weight im better off not running it
Suckysuck, that´s awesome 
My life suckysuck currently 
you are indeed a 2 iq individual

i didnt know anything about the game i was like look i get to make cool guns and shoot other people
🙁 that gets deleted out of everything I have ever said is wild, but makes sense ngl
I am not surprised the least lmfao
You miss CSGO ? Eww
yeah man

It was the only game I was good at
we have CSGO at home in the arena
I miss old Tarkov
I wonder if SAMP still lives

they should remove jump shotting
and make it so everyones legs are blacked so they cant run anymore
game menu went blank after extract am i cooked chat
and while they are at it give everyone the knee capacity of a 80 year old so if you walk for move than 10 seconds you just fall over and die
did they get rid of the mannequin pose where both arms were stretched out wide?
Typical Tarkov friday moment
what kind of hardcore gameplay is this?
Im the best missinformator
say it aint so
ele: im new
i just finished a task that raid
hello new im Renolk
ele: the humble ak 50 and rocket launcher
modern warfare 2019 shotgun camper
@hazy gorge you need to escape tarkov on standard for pvp now
Fuck the PvP
and then get reported for hacking because you have 0 hours and head eyes a timmy
i would rather get head eyesed on shoreline by birdeye 50 times in a row
You get reported for existing on pvp
if you kill anyone in tarko you get reported in pvp
True 
I couple wipes ago I had someone dm me in game and cuss out my family and saying he hopes we all die
if geon killed me id report him tbh aint no way hes not using hacks
Because I killed him on a night time shoreline raid
And by some luck kill a streamer, you account is coocked
Lollll
(He had a flashlight on in the middle of a field and I had nvgs)
Maybe
or you run into the 4000 hour chad in dorms while you have a shitty shotgun and get mowed down by a small countries gdp worth of bullets
Seen those couple of times.. "HOW DID YOU SEE ME?!" 😄
the same chad would last 0.6 seconds in factory
Called me a dirty cheater
dont kill a scav, or pmc have your first kill be a streamer
I killed a russian streamer couple years ago, instant report 
I was like bro I clipped it let me show you
Bruh 
he would spawn right next to taggila. had that happen to me a few times
And he was like no I hope your family dies
Damm
Like wtf
what a loser tf??
Average new pvp player who thinks everyone is cheating
pvp is so fun when you dont die to the first bullet
I used to "teach" those who I killed when I saw they were timmies, those where good times
You are cheating for seeing my beacon of light when you got NVGs. Stop cheating bro
why do new player scav always kill scavs i hope killa blesses them with bullets
wait do cheaters play scav/
Maybe ?.. But I don´t think so, not worth tbh for them
Level 3 timmies, poor guys
Jaeger is like a jealous partner
You do a quest for someone else, you lose some rep for him 💔
You bully
they should make scavs be friendly at 6.0 scav rep in PVE
have you tried not losing rep>?
yup. i hope the Tushonkas i gave him were expired
have you heard of the mark of the unheard?
the range on that thing sucks
scavs are not friendly tho
true honestly
It makes them not aggro after 60m
60m is so short
closest you can get though sadly unless bsg changes it
like they can see you from 60 meters
i wish it made scavs not agro at fence rep 6
it fucked up the pmc ai from what i remember last time i got 6.0 rep
but killing scavs is fun and they have great loot sometimes
closest thing we will get is scav life with the permeant scav character
scav life is gonna be like stalker with less anomalies lol
oh i forgot about that gonna have to upgrade to unheard for that
does it work on rogues too
no
tarkov will be playable
we will have factions in tarkov for once
Or you can just buy the dlc when it comes out
i love playing as scav and not getting shot by every living thing
You don't need unheard for that
as long as you dont get TOO close to a rogue (and also arent a bear/havent shot them in the past 3 raids) you can waltz around the plant
i know but i dont mind spending money on a game that i like
i like playing as scav cause im poor
buying unheard is still better so you dont have to pay for arena/pve/stash and you get a bigger secure container and pockets
Okay Nikita pack it in
Nice try
kappa is free tho
you play a scav because youre poor i play a scav and make 50mil without touching my pmc
Trying to scam us ? BAN !
got arena from singing Poker Face to a friend so dont need that. its mostly the bigger stash and big boy pockets
kappa is a myth
magazine pockets p2w
nuh uh my friends cousins uncle grandmas friends dog got it once
yeah yeah next youre goint to tell me loot exists in tarkov
im gonna be running 2 salewas in them pockets
yeah my uncles dad mothers cat found loot once
i just use grizzlys because they are the cheapest
cats dont exist in tarkov LIAR
nuh uh
not the bigest fan of them. cant heal that well in combat with them due to your guy having to put zip up the grizzly. takes a bit
just use stims
cat propaganda
Explain Mr. Kerman, and the cat figurines and statues
Kerman is a furry
if i use stims im gonna have my money going down and i want to save my 250 million roubles for a rainy day
No other explanation
where's everyone been finding their aesas I haven't found one other than airdrops since 1.0
labyrinth
im also stocking up on Taiga's for when the people start getting that Skier task.
looks like you are not wating for a rainy day but for a tsunami
propaganda pushed by big nikita and terra group
listen i like me some flea market manipulation. if you ever see CPU Fans go up to 70k it was me
2 in rb-bk yesterday
Explain this
i did labrys once and it sucked no loot anywehre to be seen
thats terra group AI
not real fake. They dont exist in tarkov. This is clearly Terragroup and USEC Propaganda
fake
AI
unrelated i like the little jingle that plays when you finish making a physical bitcoin :>
First time I survived the bosses, all I found was some fuel cans and some valuables xDDD Didn't even make the card's price back with the loot
i just assume its the loot nerf and dont run it anymore
Oh no offense taken at all. You just reminded me that I privated that vod because it felt a little too vulnerable, but I shouldn't have 😅
why dont you stream anymore?
Endra 
I don't think I've said it so plainly anywhere yet, but I'm dying, most likely soon. It's been a long battle with health stuff, but it looks like we're close to the end.
This last bit was kind of sudden and I don't think I accepted it until recently
(also sorry to bring this to pve chat of all places lol)
why do all the good content creators keep dying 😭
No way 
because the platforms we use are ass in restrictions
i would had been by 100k subs easily if it wasnt for youtubes dumb AI falseflags
Work of the devil
damn
Oh that's terrible I'm so sorry to hear 🫂
Was hearing 2~3 months ago that you just gone to some place to take better care of your health, and now reading this my heart just dropped to the abyss. I'm in the same dilema, knew my time is counted on just barely enough on 1 hand.
sorry to hear that
??event
Altho our life is short, might as well do everything we want. If I slept one day and never woke up, I knew in my flashing memories, I had a good run. Hope you can acchieve all that you wish.
I still got 3-ish more year to become Dexter Morgan hehehe
Interesting to pop back in to, it is what it is. Ill put my jokes aside for a bit. Death is inevitable and happens sooner or later. Gotta live life to the fullest, while life is. Live every day like it is your last. Even when it isn't known you are dying. Never know when car accidents happen, etc. I do wish you health and well, and stuff can change in an instant, just gotta hope for the change. The good change of course.
Thats my little ramble done 🙂
Even thought christmas is over i can still find Grinch masks in jackets
wait wtf? I never heard about you until today, but I desire with all my strength that you extend your presence here to the fullest extent possible, and that you are in the company of the people who you love and loves you.
not to be heartless or anything but you know sometimes extending someones time isn't the best thing? sometimes thats just torture for the person. saw it happen to someone with parkinsons, everybody was ' happy' for them to finally pass because it was basicly torture to keep giving pain meds etc
As someone who lost loved ones to the situation you describe, I understand that. I also think that someone in that state wouldn't be posting on Discord.
i wasnt wwearing plates this whole time.... lmaooo
ooh thats very true
Yeah, had a similar situation with depression. Relief when passed due to knowing no suffering anymore, no constant mental battles. 🤔 Every disease whether mental or physical seems to have that effect somewhat ngl
Grinch is everywhere! He is in your walls
Sending love to everyone struggling right now 🫂
I think they added a new SCAV voiceline, i heard one i havent heard before, I can only reference the end where he repeated "astin, astin" casually muttering to himself
wish I had clipping on lmao
they need to add subtitles
😄
thanks
dude fucking silent nades are so annoying
Id say michael jordan nades are more annoying
I hate fighting bosses just cause of them

id rather that than not hearing the nade at all
I mean you cant really hear the nade with a jordan. Its thrown from so far away it just goes kaboom at your face
the best nades are when you kill them and a grenade appears out of nowhere in their body
can this fuck ass game stop spawning me right next to gluhar
No 
can this fuckass game have Snowball fixed?
im gonna burn nikitas gooner posters
Snowball, Marathon and Ready for Anything... all 3 have been bugged for me ever since I started playing and will probably keep popping up at the beginning of every raid till i die 
For me Ready for Anything was first to bug (survive 10 times in a row?). No idea what actually causes these to bug tho
extract 14 times from cliff decent reserve
I'm starting to suspect I'm getting scammed by the scavs in this scav case... I pay them 95k and they bring a can of salt and some iron sights
no thats a fair trade
they keep telling me "no no next time we'll bring you a tank battery"
tank batteries are heavy itll them a few days
ooo thats right, I just have to wait... I'll keep paying them in the meantime
Poor scav giving you his salt dinner and you been ungrateful smh
your lucky i paid them and they didnt gave me anything last time
scav case has a chance of giving you a femboy
gonna keep using scav case now
that would be better than a can of salt... at least I would sell it to Ragman
i lied all of the femboys are no longer in tarkov they escaped
FUCK
now i need to escape
well thanks to my hard work and none of these scammy scavs, bitcoin farm is now online
Nah my friend is still in tarkov
He doing something
polski femboi
Are you sure he isnt swedish/norwegian
Quite sure
finally killed my first priest
He atleast lives in americano state
what a nerd, imagine being american. I wish I was american for the firearms
did they buff ap20? it's killing everything with one shot now
time gates are cringe
how long did it take
Its like 2 tasks before you get a time Gate
From prapor
That lasts idk more than a hour
google "tarkov wiki key 01" and you'll see
key 01 is a key mentioned on the wiki.
also hello ency 👋 hows wiki-ing going
wiki-ing wiki-ing
sup. It's fine, nothing thrilling nowadays, still got some stuff to polish from 1.0
Waiting for new event to pop thru? Then yall gonna get spammed prolly lmao
Burn the witch ! 
why when I go to lightkeeper he introduces himself again and again, every single time I visit him
i feel scammed cultist loot sucks
Poland metioned

Feel ya, countless of times I killed them, I got no marked key from them.. :c

labrys key you cant use it
😅 I wouldn't mind if it took BSG a bit more time this time
thank you for actually telling me and not just saying "go to the wiki"
M10 is LOUD
best thing i got was the ammo
Key 01 is for trap room in Labrys, hope this helps more 
he has dementia
Yep, only good thing about cultists is the ammo.. but I saw couple of times fucking PS 
they should be using ps with how rare they are
More like blicky.. lol
Hello folks, can I "miss" or screw up the best ending if I progress the main "ticket" questline too much before doing all the "side" main story stuff for the good ending
From what I saw on wiki, there is a chance for it to happen. For one ending you need kappa if I recall correctly and have fence rep + BTR rep as well
most useless key spawn possible lmao cant even bring it out of raid
i have over 30 marked room keys
they are quite uesless to me now
Just dont mess up the story missions or you get forced into paying prapor 500m. I know from experience....
why the fuck do they spawn with it then i dont understand this game
is kappa required for savior
Their spagethi code doesn´t make sense sometimes
Dunno, I had kappa when I was doing savior ending
Please understand it's only a 1.0 release small indie team
Small 
has nothing to do that
Kappa is only needed for a story misson IF you dont give prapor the case, make the cat mad, fail the 3 missions in 72 hours for prapor. Then he asks for the case so you can buy tickets to go to terminal
they can also spawn with extract paper for other maps
also if google is to be trusted bsg has a team of 80 thats not small
500 million dollar ending
Atleast i only fucked up a story mission, iv still got my kappa
No dollars, roubles
Ok you want the real answer because the devs are are and not focused on quality. Scavs are generated by checking a list and the labys keys are incorrectly typed.
boss im tired of going to reserve
roubles arent real
then dont go play another map for abit
I assume they have a catagory of keys and then it rolls that it spawns with something from the 'Keys' catagory and then rolls a labrys useless key
fuckkkkkk i need a chek 13 key
but muh weekly 50k xp
That´s true.. but say that to my 300m ending 
i just used mine
say that to my prapor wanting 500m
7 mill for one fucking use
1 out of like 40 keys i got was check 13 from cultists
didnt the weeklys reward used to be better? now what I get is a pat in the back and some bolts
cultists are only good for farming dorms and reserve marked room keys
you should email me it
email what is this 2012
what?
I beg your pardon ? 
Out of 10 times I killed them, only once I got marked key, which I could use
i stole all your keys
give me chek 13 or im stealing your bit coin
hey guys hows loot looking
Gib good marked loot
dog shit
i have almost 300mil i dont need bitcoin anymore
ill delete all your money
ill just make it all back from the black room keycards and marked room keys i have
its insanely funny how they decided to nerf the loot during new years since thats when most ppl get to play
its like they dont want ppl to have fun or sm
god no
1.0 loot was peak
like brah i get that its baby mode but whats wrong with having fun...
i miss pre local loot
First day of 1.0 I found 3 314 marked keys in guard desk room, LOL
before they introduced local loot was insane
i ushually just run marked rooms with people who are poor because i dont need anything from them aside from red and black keys
i hate glukhar, getting aimboted from 300m away isnt fair
walk into kiba and it just walls of guns
Kiba is so so shit these days
Kiba doesn’t even need power to be on to open it







