general

[hexed rune]

🥀

[stuck ridge]

😭

[granite kayak]

ye i said make one you said you are lazy although im pretty sure ai can give you a btop theme to your color palette. but thats why i thought today why not commit to the btop color atleast it would all fit...but instead of changing one thing you would change the whole system to match that one thing.... hmmm

[bleak prairie]

Is i3 easier to setup than hyprland

[stuck ridge]

Yez

[hexed rune]

but my dad was against me studying cybersecurity

[stuck ridge]

But u will need more tools

[hexed rune]

becuz hacker = bad

[dull otter]

smart man

[stuck ridge]

Sound like a friend of mine

[stuck ridge]

No.

[hexed rune]

i am studying cybersecurity now

fun shit

[granite kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-sad-panda-gif-10868331

[hexed rune]

this was my first ctf where i solo carried my team

[granite kayak]

i just did room 2 task 2

but its way to hard for me

but I have 1 Ticket : )

[glacial berry]

RAT 👀

[stuck ridge]

Hi

[glacial berry]

Hello 👀

[stuck ridge]

U have a website now?

[dull otter]

proud of you muncho

[glacial berry]

It's been there for a while 😭

[stuck ridge]

I didnt notice

[stuck ridge]

Wait, yea it was there a long time ago

[glacial berry]

Yeahh

[hexed rune]

i completed 3 rooms

why do i only have 2 tickets ?

[granite kayak]

btw still nothing from the other 2

[sudden flint]

Hi

[cloud quiver]

Sure but you can just tag him 🙂

[sudden flint]

Sorry to bother you guys. I've been hacked on my little brother's computer earlier, so I need help to recover it if possible.

[stuck ridge]

What happened?

[granite kayak]

define recover

[stuck ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

[rigid urchin]

What account?

[granite kayak]

not yet thor ^^

[rigid urchin]

I know

[river garden]

sry boss, you are right; it's @digital estuary

[twin ridge]

🔊 Unmuted drowsy.engineer

[cloud quiver]

Done

[hexed rune]

lmao

free ram ?

[river garden]

thank you, sir 🫡

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @cloud quiver (current: #1 - 6195)

[hexed rune]

download free ram

[sudden flint]

Well, my brother got hacked.

His Discord keeps sending Mr beast scams. He fortunately got it.

His Rockstar Games, EA and Steam account was also hacked.
The guy just changed his email and password.

My brother recovered his Google accounts and the Rockstar games one.

He found the email address of the guy

[dull otter]

Mr beast

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[sudden flint]

Anything to do with the email address he got? Or smth else?

[stuck ridge]

Did he download anything?

Suspicious?

[hexed rune]

i believe this is session hijacking probably clicked on some malicious link

[sudden flint]

No, he didn't

[stuck ridge]

Idk, maybe it is a spam email

[rigid urchin]

Talk to rockstar support

[hexed rune]

he clicked on free robux website ?

[sudden flint]

It's the email that guy used to change my brother's Rockstar games account

[hexed rune]

also the email address is probably useless if that hacker can do session hijacking he will probably make burner accounts

[rigid urchin]

Then you need to refer to rockstar support

[hexed rune]

if it were steam they wouldve blowed his shi smoove off by now

[sudden flint]

He recovered the account, and all the Google ones. So it's safe.

[rigid urchin]

Did he change all the passwords on a clean device not the same device that was hijacked?

[stuck ridge]

Steam support:
Hacker neutralized at 03:12:08 27/04/2026
``` 😭

[sudden flint]

well. He changed the passwords on a different device but logged again in the same device it was hijacked

[hexed rune]

they might aswell shoot cartel like videos with funky town playing in the backgroud

[hexed rune]

your brother should use his phone to reset passwords 2fa and remove any suspicious account

for security install gentoo linus

linux*

[stuck ridge]

😭

[sudden flint]

He also removed all devices.

[stuck ridge]

Bro is not spending 24 hours compiling the kernel bro

[granite kayak]

damn perkele you started so nice but went back to troll 😄

[hexed rune]

and tell your brother not to click on free robux or download free ram websites for gods sake

[hexed rune]

nuclear perkele reporting for duty

[hexed rune]

yea just remove any suspicious accounts

and use brave

[sudden flint]

Bruh, he knows that. He ain't 12

[hexed rune]

dont save passwords

[sudden flint]

Alright. Advice taken

[stuck ridge]

no brave, embrace firefox

[hexed rune]

i like brave tho

[hexed rune]

never save passwords on your browser

[granite kayak]

i saw it

[chilly veldt]

Girlfriend has called my food for wifey material :33

[sudden flint]

Ok

[hexed rune]

you can write them on small tags or whatever those are called

[hexed rune]

looks yum whats the dish called btw

[stuck ridge]

It was a meanless message so i just deleted it

[hexed rune]

TryLunchMe

[rigid urchin]

Use a password manager

like bitwarden or Keepassxc

[hexed rune]

teach your brother to make an offline password manage

[granite kayak]

is the left "just" fancy spaghetti? right scares me a little bottom one but could try. all in all looks good! 🙂

[bleak prairie]

Proton Pass

[hexed rune]

AI B2B SaaS password manager

[granite kayak]

ye i do that aswell sometimes

[hexed rune]

to save every password you have to pay 2 dollars

[chilly veldt]

Which one?

[hexed rune]

build your own

[hexed rune]

both

[rigid urchin]

no I wouldn't rely on a vpn service to be good as a password manager.

[hexed rune]

one looks like fetuccini pasta with some ground beef and cheese

[rigid urchin]

also you don't wanna put your eggs all in one basket

[chilly veldt]

First dish is spaghetti carbonara

[chilly veldt]

Spaghetti carbonara, and homemade ramen

[hexed rune]

nice

[hexed rune]

noce

[granite kayak]

ye thats what i thought, fancy spaghetti carbonara 😄

[hexed rune]

noice*

[bleak prairie]

I put everything in one basket, what’s life without risk

[rigid urchin]

I mean sure but that's just too intensive for an average user.

[hexed rune]

i tried spaghetti i liked it or maybe that was cuz it was made indian style

[hexed rune]

1st step of securing yourself : do the too intensive task

[chilly veldt]

I will make it fancy for her sake

[hexed rune]

dont be an average user

[granite kayak]

who doesnt like spaghetti

[granite kayak]

a very professional look is what i mean: ) i bet she enjoys

[hexed rune]

what downloader you guys use

my steam account got hacked once

when i clicked on free discord nitro link 🥀 back in 2019

[rigid urchin]

oh you fell for that I remember seeing that scam going around.

it was bad

[hexed rune]

yea

i was a kid

i thought my friend had gifted me nitro

i didnt contact steam for like an year thinking my account was gone

[rigid urchin]

I remember getting those links myself but never clicked on it.

[hexed rune]

but when i contacted steam they gave me my account back in like a day

[bleak prairie]

What’s the benefit to discord nitro

[rigid urchin]

well now they added game pass to it

[trim portal]

they look so good

[chilly veldt]

She does, I make it look like restaurant quality cause she enjoys it like that

[hexed rune]

well i was a kid and i wanted a gif as my pfp

[rigid urchin]

but it was using emojis across servers and boosting servers and having a higher upload limit

[hexed rune]

or did they add nitro to the gamepass

[granite kayak]

yo Perkele you saw what got banned in the ai channel?

did i missed hints? ^^

[hexed rune]

we eatin good tonight

[hexed rune]

idk i just got here lmao

[chilly veldt]

Indeed, she gets options of what she wants, I make it from scratch

[sudden flint]

Btw I got his ip from my recovery steam emails

[granite kayak]

you are my CTF man!

[rigid urchin]

Maybe gamepass added nitro but you could definitely use gamepass as a nitro sub now though its the cheapest option its still nice.

[cobalt knot]

does anyone facing issue with premium vpn today like me ?

[hexed rune]

everyone acting like "oh my god this ruins it for everyone" as if they didnt just beg for flags in other people dms

[rigid urchin]

We will not help with the following but not limited to:

• Account hacks/penetration testing
• Blackmailing
• Asking about account restoration
• Game hacks or cheats
• Revenge hacking
• Cyberstalking
• Take down services aka d/ddos attacks
• Etc

We will not risk our own lives to help a stranger get their accounts back or perform tests by using illegal or unethical means. If support or someone is asking you to do this. Please refer them to the rules of this server and or the proper support pages for better help.

[hexed rune]

that ip might not be so helpful

[rigid urchin]

also true

[sudden flint]

and his email address

but alr

[granite kayak]

oh thats an option? 😛 na im ok with 1 ticket. I really dont like this writeup approach i did it one room but meh

[hexed rune]

any ip you get for emails or random ip grabbers are as good as a txt file with hello world

[rigid urchin]

ips do nothing because you send an ip address out everyday you are online anyway.

[hexed rune]

i will be uploading task 8 write up tomorrow

i hope it doenst overlap with the CTF

[granite kayak]

i did task 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[bleak prairie]

He also has his email address

[hexed rune]

i scheduled it for 7:30 AM GMT +5:30

[rigid urchin]

Yeah that could be a burner

[hexed rune]

probably a burner

[cobalt knot]

does anyone facing issue with premium vpn today like me ?

[rigid urchin]

they don't usually stick around long enough.

[hexed rune]

since that hacker already knows how to execute a session hijacking

[bleak prairie]

I have like 5 burners

[gusty inlet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rick-roll-nitro--k01KRRNS1S60WSWBS0CTWF03V2H

[hexed rune]

he wont be dumb enough to use his original id [e-mail]

[hexed rune]

not the rick roll

i wish i had a faster internet

[rigid urchin]

That's a mouthful for an email address.

[hexed rune]

i wanted to replace my gaming laptop for a thin and light thinkpad

[granite kayak]

gaming laptop ^^

[hexed rune]

gaming laptop is so heavy

it feels like a brick

[rigid urchin]

Well yeah its meant for entertainment 😄

[hexed rune]

task 2 of injectus is so confusing and hard

[granite kayak]

My buddy had a "real" gaming laptop many years in the past that needed 2 PSUs and weighted around 10kg that thing was loud

[hexed rune]

i cant even understand what i am supposed to do

[hexed rune]

damn

why even buy that

whats the point of buying that laptop lmao

[rigid urchin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/unlimited-power-star-wars-3--k01KRRP0KB00NQWXA27MSS3E67E

[sudden flint]

Anyway guys thx for help

[granite kayak]

he honestly was one of the only persons i actually thought ever had reasons for it he was traveling (or still is) all over the world repairing very special generators etc

so he had alot of downtime in some third world countries where he didnt even wanted to leave the hotel

not only third world tho many nice places also 🙂

[hexed rune]

1. change all passwords emails 2FA
   2)reset computer
   3)use firefox
   4)dont click on suspicious links
   5)if you feel like a link feels suspicious run it by virustotal
   6)stay safe stay secured

[hexed rune]

i see

[granite kayak]

but besides that i really dont like the term gaming laptop ^^

[hexed rune]

someones frying something it smells so good

[rigid urchin]

I mean fair

what would you rather them be called?

[granite kayak]

laptops that can do some of the stuff a real pc could do..idk

😄

[hexed rune]

so a gaming laptop

well professional laptops are small and thin and light

business laptops are sturdy

[granite kayak]

as so many things its gotten better today so my views are maybe atleast a little in the past... depends on what you wanna game and how i guess

[hexed rune]

gaming laptops are specifically made for gamers

so its fair to call em gaming laptops

[granite kayak]

I guess....

[rigid urchin]

You want something tough get a toughbook 😄

lol

[hexed rune]

i only play cs2 so idc

imma reinstall kali again

i need kali for my writeup

[granite kayak]

i just miss my ibm t40 sometimes

[smoky gust]

Hello honey

[rigid urchin]

Luckily lenovo has the ibm based stuff now

[hexed rune]

this laptop looks pretty cool

[granite kayak]

and i still like em ^^

[rigid urchin]

Specific market iirc

[granite kayak]

reminds me of those fujitsu lifebooks or what they were called

[hexed rune]

should i install kali on my secondary ssd ?

[rigid urchin]

I mean how often are you using kali?

That would determine if you wanna go that route or not.

[hexed rune]

wtf

[hexed rune]

sometimes

more during ctf

[rigid urchin]

report them and call it a day

[rigid urchin]

like in a given week how many times would you be using kali?

[hexed rune]

should check the virtualisation intel vt or amd V RVI check box

[hexed rune]

none lmao

i forget my passwords often

[rigid urchin]

Dude thats no bueno lol

[hexed rune]

buenos dias harmosa

yes HLL vietnam is coming on june 18

[cloud herald]

hey fellas

[river garden]

password manager?

[cloud herald]

what are you guys upto?

@river garden you became an AI/ML engineer?

[river garden]

have been since 2020

[hexed rune]

nah

[hexed rune]

what do you engineer

[cloud herald]

Didn’t see it in your about me last time

So what kind of projects do you work on?

AI/ML in CySec?

or Enterprise Solns

[river garden]

gun keypoint detection rn

[cloud herald]

cool

[hexed rune]

what is that

[digital estuary]

Thank you KGB!!!

[cloud herald]

it detects human behavior through Computer Vision in CCTV and raises alert if anyone is Threatening

[digital estuary]

finally unbound from the shackles of injustice

[cloud herald]

lmao

[hexed rune]

oooo i see

gun detection basically ?

[cloud herald]

yeah in simple terms

[river garden]

its just deteting keypoints like end of muzzle in images

[digital estuary]

put upon me for a mere animated photo GIF with a bad word in its link

[hexed rune]

cool

[cloud herald]

it is interesting to think that someone does this for work

[hexed rune]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-blocked-gif-8407029307281782367

[digital estuary]

now i have gif-induced paranoia

i will double check every bloody GIF embed link so i don't get automodded again LOL

[cloud herald]

Lmao

[river garden]

i hope my goth mum gifs are safe

[cloud herald]

How did that happen?

[cloud herald]

Show me 😉

[quasi dome]

slavery is back ?

[cloud herald]

what kind of job is it?

and for what region?

[digital estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-gif-27637195

[river garden]

its for thm discord mod

[rapid raven]

hiii

[cloud herald]

if hiring only in America and as an engineer

then thats peanuts

[quasi dome]

It was in usa

[cloud herald]

but if it takes global hiring like asia into its remote force

then it is good enough

[river garden]

its probably misspelling for 17/h

[cloud herald]

how does using Rust feel like?

[quasi dome]

Nuts

[cloud herald]

yeah

Ong 17$/yr

that is crazy

[rapid raven]

maybe its rage bait

[quasi dome]

How much per month is that

1.41

[rapid raven]

$ 1.41?

??

[cloud herald]

Bruh

[quasi dome]

0.047 per day
0.0059 per hour for 8 hours per day

[cloud herald]

and they want you to do 12 hour shifts

[rapid raven]

is it an internship ??

did you do something bad to them?

[quasi dome]

A whole it specialist job with 2 year experience i think

[rapid raven]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gritando-gato-cat-screaming-gif-408826021759086223

sooooooo badddd

how will i get a job like thisssss

ahhhhhhhh

[cloud herald]

How is the Cybersecurity industry treating you?

[quasi dome]

Just saw the number took the picture and closed it

[rapid raven]

[cloud herald]

scary

[cloud herald]

aaaah

Are you also a working professional?

Still just learning CySec

[quasi dome]

No

Noob

Still a baby in the industry

[rapid raven]

i asked a few people how to get a job and all they say is "keep looking and you will find one"

ahhhhhhhhh

[cloud herald]

Oh, so how is that journey coming along

[cloud herald]

want genuine advice?

[rapid raven]

i am still a fetus

[quasi dome]

" Sky is red " ahh statement

[quasi dome]

It sucks

[cloud herald]

if you are a fetus, then i haven’t even started the journey

[cloud herald]

why what happened?

[quasi dome]

I guess i should have studied more to be a doctor

[hexed rune]

hi

[rapid raven]

oh noooo

[quasi dome]

Omg nuclear here

[rapid raven]

[cloud herald]

Aww 🙁

[cloud herald]

hey hey

[hexed rune]

hi

[cloud herald]

what you doing? big boy

[lost rivet]

Keep applying and you will find one

[quasi dome]

Doctors get alot of money not a 17$/year

[rapid raven]

hi

[cloud herald]

just don’t apply to that role

[hexed rune]

reinstalling kali on my vm

[cloud herald]

not all companies have budget

[quasi dome]

Im not

[cloud herald]

Some companies pay well

[hexed rune]

i sudo apt upgrade openvpn and it broke my kali machine

[hexed rune]

hii

[rapid raven]

you know what is the most messed up thing

[cloud herald]

the thing in cybersecurity is that the older a company the more trusted it is and the more clients it has

[quasi dome]

Thats not even a budget of a 3yrs old kid 😭

[hexed rune]

using kali

[cloud herald]

what is?

[cloud herald]

some companies are barely scrapping by

I took a 99% pay cut

[rapid raven]

there are companies here that will take money to get you a job

i am like whattt

[hexed rune]

happens a lot in india

[cloud herald]

and our company had 70% layoffs

[rapid raven]

i pay and i do the job

[hexed rune]

pay for internships

[rapid raven]

ahhhhhhhhh

[hexed rune]

and bonds

[cloud herald]

aaaah crazy

just go to a recruitment agency

they get paid to get you a job

[hexed rune]

where you cant leave the company before 2 years or according to their liking

[cloud herald]

just make sure you have a good profile

[quasi dome]

Just be active on linkedin

[cloud herald]

are you from india?

[rapid raven]

i think i will have to go for a startup

[quasi dome]

Do researchs and projects

[cloud herald]

Man, i cannot get a job because i am overqualified

[hexed rune]

if you leave before 2 years you have to pay fine and they will refuse to give you experience certificate

[cloud herald]

😭

[hexed rune]

yes

[cloud herald]

Interviewers talk to me

[hexed rune]

what-

[cloud herald]

get overwhelmed

and run away

[quasi dome]

Damon v2.0

[rapid raven]

whattt

[cloud herald]

what’s the scene with him?

[rapid raven]

how is that even possible

[quasi dome]

He was overqualified too

[rapid raven]

how can you be overqualified and still not have a job?

[cloud herald]

well my experience is Being a Researcher and Leading Companies and taking high level meetings

[quasi dome]

Yes

[cloud herald]

and before that it was in Intelligence

so they get overwhelmed talking to me

[rapid raven]

ahhhhhh no one seems safe

[cloud herald]

especially since i also have a very heavy voice

[rapid raven]

so?

[cloud herald]

Bruh but many times i also want a comfortable job where i don’t have to do anything

and get paid for it

[rapid raven]

i dont think your voice should be a problem

[dull otter]

You never played valorant with ecouples before?

[cloud herald]

so it dominates them

[quasi dome]

They want someone who will fit so when u know ur good u gotta lie in ur cv and downgrade urself

[rapid raven]

no i have not i am sorry

[cloud herald]

they get overwhelmed and scared

[dull otter]

I forgive you this time, don't let it happen again

[cloud herald]

indeed

[quasi dome]

I played with russians and crazy people before

[rapid raven]

it might happen again

[quasi dome]

1000/10 experience

[dull otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-screaming-sleeping-no-nein-gif-18647031

[cloud herald]

wow

[rapid raven]

you cant change your voice

wtf

[dull otter]

that's csgo not valorant

[rapid raven]

thats so weird

[quasi dome]

In valo too

[dull otter]

russians in valorant aren't real

[quasi dome]

Yeah they most are kids

[rapid raven]

i will definitely happen again

[quasi dome]

Real guys with 5 beers loaded at least only play csgo

[cloud herald]

man how do you guys even play valorant

[rapid raven]

[cloud herald]

the matches are too long

[cloud herald]

:/

[dull otter]

it's simple. I don't

[sharp lark]

Shi sounds like a humiliation ritual

[cloud herald]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-zzz-brainrot-gif-8088208035598672824

[quasi dome]

Only e couples i hate playing with are in marvel rivals

[dull otter]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[quasi dome]

Holy shii worst experience ever

[rapid raven]

thats silly

[granite kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-memory-monkey-memory-gif-15374159

[dull otter]

this is me irl

[quasi dome]

I watched the gif 10 times to get it

[hexed rune]

Nice

[granite kayak]

hammy got it first try!

[quasi dome]

☹

Prove im not a monkey then

[rapid raven]

maybe its a sped-up video!!

[cloud herald]

are you from india?

[hexed rune]

Mattress testing

[granite kayak]

you doubt the mighty monkey...?

[hexed rune]

Yes

[rapid raven]

i doubt everyone

[cloud herald]

do you guys even get entry level jobs in cybersecurity there?

[rapid raven]

its fun that way

[cloud herald]

i wish

[rapid raven]

not here

[hexed rune]

Good question

[cloud herald]

you are also from india?

[rapid raven]

maybe

[frigid osprey]

Don’t most companies outsource from India

Should be easier no?

[quasi dome]

I see alot of posts for indians even im not even know anything about india

[hexed rune]

Most of these jobs are named as cyber threat intelligence or some shi like that

[rapid raven]

yup!

[hexed rune]

But there arent any entry level jobs in cybersecurity here

[rapid raven]

correct!

[hexed rune]

Gotta pivot from it help desk or SDE towards SOC then VAPT

[quasi dome]

What vapt

[hexed rune]

They outsource software engineeering work bot cybersecurity

[quasi dome]

I wanna go cloud

[hexed rune]

Our govt pays the israelis to secure our critical infrastructure backends

[quasi dome]

No entry lvl cloud job exist

[hexed rune]

But jobs are here

I wish my uncle was still in salesforce i couldve gotten referrals lmao

[rapid raven]

i was so excited when i searched and found some openings for soc and then i say the minimum required work before joining 8 to 10+

[hexed rune]

In india breaking into jobs only using resumes and projects is hard

[cloud herald]

wtf is that?

[rapid raven]

the trauma i got

[hexed rune]

You need referrals

[quasi dome]

He should be knowing a guy who know a guy

[cloud herald]

Oh

[hexed rune]

Same thing as pen testers and shi

[hexed rune]

Yea

[cloud herald]

aaaah

[rapid raven]

more trauma

[slow cloud]

We pay the US

[hexed rune]

He actually did know a guy

[slow cloud]

Not much better

We need to keep it in our country

[hexed rune]

He got me an interview but it was sofware dev and app dev i didnt know that stuff

Ik data analytics and cybersec only

[dull otter]

lol

[rapid raven]

ooooooohhhhhhhh

fancyy

[hexed rune]

Lmao

[slow cloud]

Thats not bad

[dull otter]

I know

[hexed rune]

Yea i mean it was a pretty good company

Reviews were good

[quasi dome]

Lie and say u did

[dreamy bronze]

i already got that where mi job

[dull otter]

I am blackpilling the nerds in countries who need 10 years exp

[hexed rune]

College placements are shit

Too

[dreamy bronze]

LMAO

[cloud herald]

what all do you know in cybersecurity?

[dreamy bronze]

perkele knows all

[cloud herald]

who even believes on that shit now in this economy

[rapid raven]

yesss

did you guys knowwww

[quasi dome]

I apply to lead and architecture jobs that requires my life time of experience 😭

[hexed rune]

I know vapt

I know siem

I know soc

[dreamy bronze]

why are you even applying for that bro

[quasi dome]

I should have studied when i was a kid

[dreamy bronze]

you’re not getting ts 😭💪

[hexed rune]

I did get calls

[quasi dome]

Idk i just like it

[rapid raven]

my friend said i need to talk to people for referrals and approch them on linkedin

[slow cloud]

💀

[quasi dome]

Chat gpt said u got 10% acceping rate so i applied

[slow cloud]

Its best to get referals from people who know yiu

You

Teachers, classmates

[rapid raven]

how do i even approach unknown people

[hexed rune]

I wish i was a 5 yr old autistic kid who was into tech

I got access to the internet when i was 4

[slow cloud]

Random people dont know ur skill, so cant really vouch

[rapid raven]

wishes

[hexed rune]

Actually you do

[quasi dome]

Creep stay away from me stranger 🤚

[hexed rune]

Youve to be shameless

[dull otter]

run at them full speed in a dark alleyway

[quasi dome]

Trust me u gotta post on linkedin

[hexed rune]

Youre not gonna believe me but one guy posted on his linkedin you could see his desperation but everyone was super kind and helpful

[rapid raven]

what do i even ask is that now weird saying "hi can you help me get a job?"

[quasi dome]

Act like u get paid from posting

[slow cloud]

Its good to build a network on LinkedIn

[hexed rune]

You introduce yourself and your skills

[rapid raven]

what is i meet a creep

[quasi dome]

But dont larp too much

[slow cloud]

But its best to visit in person conferences or events imo

[hexed rune]

Can understand

[hexed rune]

Are you from india ?

[slow cloud]

Risk of posting online

[dull otter]

go to job fairs or events ig

[hexed rune]

I hate linkedin hell

[rapid raven]

one time i tired to find a study partner and there was a guy all intrested i was so hyped to study and in the call he was asking me for nudesss

ahhhhhh

[quasi dome]

I got +600 connection last month

[slow cloud]

I love getting multiple recruiters a day asking if i want to interview on LinkedIn

[hexed rune]

If youre indian i can send you a whatsapp group where they post job links and referrals

[rapid raven]

i deleted my account if 3 freaking years then

[hexed rune]

Big companies too adobe microsoft

[hexed rune]

Damn

I am sitting at 1k+ connections

[rapid raven]

wowoowow

[hexed rune]

Oy vey my pytorch installed

[slow cloud]

I have 466 now

[cloud herald]

which all levels of support are you able to provide? and how much experience do you have?

[cloud herald]

wow

[hexed rune]

I have 0 experience i am still in college

[rapid raven]

i have 51

[quasi dome]

I love my 667 connections

[hexed rune]

I failed to secure an internship

[cloud herald]

you go to conferences and events and meet people and get referrals

[hexed rune]

I actually got some i was trying to get into equity research was trying to become a finance bro

[cloud herald]

that is how i met a few people

[rapid raven]

still a fetus

[hexed rune]

But then that guy send a doc and it had some of the worst conditions

[cloud herald]

but most of my big connections are through referrals

Like My cousin introducing me to his friends and colleagues

[hexed rune]

I got CEOs in my connection lmao

[cloud herald]

and they introducing me to other

etc

[slow cloud]

Me too

[hexed rune]

All my cousins are dumb 🥀

[rapid raven]

wowowoow

[slow cloud]

Still won't get you a job

[rapid raven]

wiwiwiw

[hexed rune]

You from india ?

[cloud herald]

And smh my contacts reached CXOs and Directors of Billion dollar companies

[rapid raven]

i am dumb

[rapid raven]

maybe

[cloud herald]

i was lucky to have a Cousin who is a VP at a big tech MNC

[hexed rune]

Well i need a yes or no answer i can send you a group link where they post referrals

For jobs

Software engineer and all

[slow cloud]

Maybe == yes

[hexed rune]

Internships and jobs

[slow cloud]

Otherwise they'd just say no

[rapid raven]

yes

[cloud herald]

and then the biggest leverage i get when talking to High level executives is my research experience in AI and Cybersecurity

[quasi dome]

Can u recommend me as a tea boy in any company yk

[wispy arch]

damn we're cooked then?

[slow cloud]

You guys might be

[cloud herald]

Wtf 🙁

[slow cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-8242347154758580084

[rapid raven]

but i dont have that many skills

[cloud herald]

which year?

[hexed rune]

If my uncle had married that one women we wouldve had a VP of a company in our family 🥀🥀

[cloud herald]

aw

[rapid raven]

oh nouuu

[hexed rune]

Do you want the link ?

[slow cloud]

Nepotism

[quasi dome]

Bro hate ur uncle at this point

[hexed rune]

My unc is gonna die alone and unemployed

And so will i

[rapid raven]

you will find something

i am sure

[slow cloud]

I luckily got in before it all went to shite

[hexed rune]

Actually no he wont die unemployed even in this economy bro gets job opportunities 😭😭

[hexed rune]

Final year

[slow cloud]

But here its fairly easy to find jobs

[hexed rune]

Gonna pursue masters

[cloud herald]

In cybersecurity?

[hexed rune]

Nah

[hexed rune]

Yea

[dull otter]

I feel as though the euro market is going to be fairly decent in the future

[hexed rune]

Digital forensics and information security

I want to work in a govt agency

[quasi dome]

Mr Timo it would be a pleasure if you recommended me for any possible positions i can fit in , Sir 🙏😭

[rapid raven]

i dont think there are many colleges doing cybersecurity in india

[slow cloud]

In NL you can find a jov today

Job

[rapid raven]

but then i am dumb so

[slow cloud]

If youd like

[dull otter]

same in UK

[hexed rune]

I had a fancy dream of catching scammers

[slow cloud]

Junior pentesting everything

[dull otter]

kinda

[slow cloud]

We are swimming in positions

[hexed rune]

Nope there arent

[rapid raven]

i knew it!

[hexed rune]

Honestly cybersecurity courses in college feel so worthless

[rapid raven]

i did look it up

[slow cloud]

I cant, idk ur skills, what u do etc. Ask someone u know irl

[rapid raven]

yup

[hexed rune]

They teach the same basic thing

Over and over again

Encryption and shi

[rapid raven]

that would be zero help

[hexed rune]

People learn cybersecurity all by themselves

[blissful current]

[slow cloud]

My internship company had a position open in India

But it was crazy reqs

[hexed rune]

But in defence i would say cybersecurity is way too vast to be even taught in colleges

[quasi dome]

Mr karmanya it would be a pleasure if you recommended me for any possible positions i can fit in , Sir 🙏😭

[blissful current]

ofcourse , they dont know anything above that and they think they know cyber sec

[blissful current]

wot?

[slow cloud]

[hexed rune]

Atleast my teacher was teaching us how to use wireshark

[frail zenith]

Imma sleep hungry today

[rapid raven]

agreed maybe they can divide it into parts

[hexed rune]

He askin for job

[quasi dome]

Mr delulu it would be a pleasure if you recommended me for any possible positions i can fit in , Sir 🙏😭

[frail zenith]

Mf pizza guy forgot that I ordered pizza on train

[hexed rune]

Why

[hexed rune]

Lmao

[rapid raven]

why are you starving yourself?

[frail zenith]

No pizza

[slow cloud]

Bachelor’s degree in Information Technology, Computer Science, Cybersecurity, or a related field. Advanced degrees are a plus.​

Relevant certifications such as CEH, GIAC, or CompTIA Security+ are highly desirable.​

Significant experience (typically 3+ years) with incident response and soc

[hexed rune]

Feeling hungry have a snicker

[slow cloud]

For soc l1

What do we think

[rapid raven]

got anything at home ?

[cloud herald]

that is nice. if you had some experience or projects i could have recommended you to some indian companies

[frail zenith]

And the next station is 7 hrs later 🥀

[hexed rune]

CEH is too expensive and too basic

[frail zenith]

I'm at train

[rapid raven]

oh nooo

[frail zenith]

Tapioca chips tastes burnt

[quasi dome]

Thats would be a senior job position in my country man

[dull otter]

what the fuck

[hexed rune]

Can i connect with you on linkedin :3

[molten sonnet]

You ordered pizza at a train station? As in delivery?

[rapid raven]

ahhhhh i need to sleep

[blissful current]

Hehe i teach my students how to make labs and how to do experiments n shit
-# tho they do these stuff thinking its useless and head out making shitty SOC dashboard projects which aren't even connected to any VMs , just a UI/UX project dashboard & RNG/AI sending random alerts

[slow cloud]

This is in india btw

[cloud herald]

the thing is you need the degree and certs for the validation not the knowledge

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/nokia-connecting-people-animation-hands-gif-12893001983625013990

[hexed rune]

Can understand

[frail zenith]

CEH is ass Do PT1 🗣️

[blissful current]

ya we get thos sort of delivery services

[hexed rune]

Sponsored by Tryhackme

[rapid raven]

mine had to google search it on our PCs and then teach it on the spot as she learns it

[cloud herald]

Lmao, SOC L1 is supposed to be entry level.. asking more than 1 year is crazy

[frail zenith]

Technically I am

[dull otter]

all of that just to sit at a SIEM and escalate incidents is insane

[cloud herald]

Okay

[rapid raven]

and?

[slow cloud]

Jusy saying

[rapid raven]

okay

[hexed rune]

Lmao

[slow cloud]

Buddy

[frail zenith]

I won AoC raffle so Imma promote them

[blissful current]

How's the situation of the country from that getting food deliveries in mid flight wont be far

[quasi dome]

Just hack a well known company and make a name for urself and get into jail for couple of years then get out and u will get alot of job offers and even u can start ur own broadcast

[rapid raven]

i know she asked me to take a screenshot of the error and look it up on the net

[hexed rune]

Kevin mitnick moment

[rapid raven]

cant go to jail

[quasi dome]

What u can do then

[hexed rune]

I need to hack into pakistani servers to get some recognition

[cloud herald]

lmao

[blissful current]

u tell what u like

[river garden]

jeepers

[rapid raven]

that will get you in jail

[hexed rune]

Can you get me a job in your company where i get paid to do nothing

[blissful current]

Peepers

[cloud herald]

what does Karmanya do?

[blissful current]

They dont hire that way tbh

[frail zenith]

15min food delivery 🗣️

Delivery will come in jets with blinkit logo

[blissful current]

Software Engineer

[hexed rune]

software engineer

[frail zenith]

He will have to kill you

[hexed rune]

he program

[cloud herald]

Oh

[frail zenith]

If you know

[hexed rune]

hacking tools to hack the company

[river garden]

my brain is dunzo and i feel like its not refreshing

[cloud herald]

what kinds of products do you work on?

[quasi dome]

Go to usa and sue any company for any dumb reasons

[hexed rune]

apple didnt provide apple with its devices

[frail zenith]

My fries doesn't have enough oil

[blissful current]

Its a Multinational Bank so bank related softwares (oracle tools suits and similar stuff)

[hexed rune]

apple stopped providing apple stickers :(

[cloud herald]

aaaah, great 😊

[rapid raven]

[digital estuary]

whattt?

[frail zenith]

--Oracle--

[digital estuary]

no way

[blissful current]

Its da same company who sponsors NewZealand's Cricket team

[hexed rune]

kinda sad

[frail zenith]

Yes

[quasi dome]

Pizza guy didnt gave u the pizza and that made u hungry and alot of emotional damage great case go for it

[cloud herald]

i dont watch cricket

[hexed rune]

ANZ

[digital estuary]

it was probably the only cool thing that came in the package

stickers are always cool!!!

[hexed rune]

emotional and physical trauma

[hexed rune]

yea

[frail zenith]

I even prepared a sprite for it 🥀

[quasi dome]

Exactly thats look more professional

[digital estuary]

fuck dude if I get a sticker printer thats not gonna be fun

[slow cloud]

Aaron your back

[hexed rune]

headphone zone is pretty cool they give small cards with song recommendations when you order earphones from them

[blissful current]

1000$ in hand every month in a country where 250$ is considered above avg is definitely fine for me

[rapid raven]

why not?

[river garden]

whats wrong with his back?

[rapid raven]

i think it will be amazinggg

[hexed rune]

its ok brochacho we gonna get you your million dollar settlement

[digital estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/djsbloodline-gif-21825903

[quasi dome]

Use that line on newspaper to get alot of supporters

[slow cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-rain-sofela-gif-884905725896610874

[rapid raven]

oh maybe that is something i should get

[digital estuary]

where?

[hexed rune]

yea

[dull otter]

thinking about the sound baby crocodiles make

[hexed rune]

pretty cool

[frail zenith]

Pew pew

[digital estuary]

jokes aside, i got bound into the heavy ruthless shackles of injustice by the automod @slow cloud
a cat shocked gif I sent had a filtered word inside it

[dull otter]

laser gun SFX

[hexed rune]

baby crocodiles sound like

[frail zenith]

Imma open my own company

[hexed rune]

star wars

empire soldiers

[frail zenith]

It will sell AI products

Infinite money

[rapid raven]

goooo for it

[hexed rune]

gpt wrapper

[quasi dome]

I wanna start my apt group

[frail zenith]

Nah too much work

[blissful current]

and well i work as a Professor too for side income
+
I have my Own startup/Company too

[hexed rune]

companies will soon start hiring junior devs

[rapid raven]

apt group ?

[frail zenith]

I will give consultation to companies how can they integrate ai in their products

[dreamy bronze]

ping 8.8.8.8 is a idea for your first attack

[hexed rune]

cuz token costs a lot money and makes a lot of mistakes

[rapid raven]

i want to design and make stufff

[hexed rune]

and then fixes it using more tokens

[blissful current]

DEsign what tho?

[hexed rune]

is your ctf team your company ?

[slow cloud]

Advanced persistent threat

[hexed rune]

apt 67

[rapid raven]

graphicssss

[hexed rune]

hack north korea

[quasi dome]

I ddosed them once from 8 vms at once

[rapid raven]

art paint i dont know .anything , everything

[blissful current]

Hackathon* team actually but there are a few trusted experienced peeps beyond that too

[hexed rune]

i almost got into visual designing and graphic designing

then i realised i lack creativity

[frail zenith]

I once dosed my 20 yrs old router unsuccessfully

[rapid raven]

how did you realize that?

[blissful current]

nice

[hexed rune]

same same but difalent

[tidal hound]

@young oyster

[frail zenith]

By making graphics

Mine CTF team is purely based on me TryLoveMe

[rapid raven]

oh wow so obvious

[hexed rune]

i onced changed some setting on my wifi that made it impossible for devices to connect to my wifi unless i add their ip

which was shit

[frail zenith]

It defines my current affairs properly

[quasi dome]

Dchp bro

[hexed rune]

now youre in my team

[frail zenith]

TryLoveMe with 1 member 🔥

[quasi dome]

Dhcp*

[hexed rune]

i was 9 yr old back in 2015

[frail zenith]

When did this happen

[hexed rune]

when you joined the whatsapp group

[frail zenith]

Ah makes sense

Ape joins human group

[rapid raven]

i was 9 once

[hexed rune]

https://tenor.com/view/apes-together-strong-0p1sf-gif-20906166

[blissful current]

me too! what a coincidence

[lavish fulcrum]

anyone can suggest me from where to learn API and Netowork Security ?

[slow cloud]

I was 13💀

[frail zenith]

I shit my pants when I was 9

[hexed rune]

once i was 7 years old my mama told me

when i was 13 i was older than you

[loud marlin]

i was born with more eye's that theeth's

[rigid urchin]

network security you can learn on tryhackme not sure if we have api room though

[rapid raven]

oh nice i was 7 once tooo

[hexed rune]

not impossilbe

[slow cloud]

💀

[rapid raven]

great job

[quasi dome]

My last dumb issue i faces is locking my user out of sudo
And i cant even use it to add jt again or switch to root to use it

[hexed rune]

based

[slow cloud]

Something something get friends or you will be lonely

[loud marlin]

you can liveboot and edit passwd and so files

[lavish fulcrum]

ohkay thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @rigid urchin (current: #369 - 26)

[quasi dome]

Idk how to do that but thanks j will search it later

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @loud marlin (current: #24 - 490)

[frail zenith]

I was once -127

[rapid raven]

fetus?

[digital estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-eat-chips-dorito-doritos-xqc-eat-gif-24431271

[rapid raven]

shit i feel hungry maybe i should go to bed

[blissful current]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eating-lazy-king-of-the-hill-129fSchexp3aPC

[rapid raven]

[fervent meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431407319786328084/1503939179573153922/rat.gif

hello chat

[frail zenith]

Your pizza also missed train ?

[dreamy bronze]

no eat your entire house then wake up full of regret

[blissful current]

[loud marlin]

you use usb with linux to live boot. then mount and navigate to files that contain user info/login and manual edit that to have root user.

[dull otter]

a little snack wont hurt

[violet hill]

yo guys anyone interested to team up for that ai odyssey ctf???

[rapid raven]

i missed a train once

[frail zenith]

It's over almost I think

[rapid raven]

i already have enough to think of

[quasi dome]

Its a vm so same concept still applied right ?

[rapid raven]

i am trying to cut out

[fervent meteor]

looking for any talented artists who would like to design some merch for my defcon group.
No AI art and I can hella pay so dont worry about being too detailed and not getting paid for it

[violet hill]

dang it, i was studying for my semester exams

[dull otter]

a small chocolate won't do anything and they're so tasty mmmmmmmmmmm chocolate

[rapid raven]

if you give me some details i can give it a try kind sir

or mam

[rigid urchin]

That's more important to focus on anyway

[rapid raven]

https://tenor.com/view/motherland-fort-salem-raelle-collar-gif-23845619

[frail zenith]

College is a lie made by big corpo to spell education

[loud marlin]

yea. just boot live .iso or so. then need mount that vm disk it self. since you use live .iso. then you edit files like /etc/passwd and /etc/shadow

[fervent meteor]

can I dm and i dont have a gender so either is ok

[blissful current]

I have a Designer guy in team who designs ... ||Everything||

[quasi dome]

Aright thanks man

[cloud herald]

https://c.tenor.com/4g4c7CE1jkIAAAAM/eat-eats.gif

[loud marlin]

but check it. there is might step or two more

[rapid raven]

please do if you like my work then maybe we can work together

[violet hill]

i kinda agree, i aint learning jackshit which will develop my skills. college is just for socializing and for utilising their resources

[quasi dome]

What u mean by everything thing

[rapid raven]

everything??

[rigid urchin]

Its for networking largely

[quasi dome]

Sure

[hexed rune]

hi guys

[blissful current]

Guy can make 3D models on Blender, T shirt designs , hoodie designs , logo designs , and idk what else designs

[frail zenith]

Then I fucked up

[violet hill]

haha, i am the first batch of engineering in my college, it used to provide diploma courses earlier. got no seniors, two years more to go, gotta build a lot of projects and participate in offline CTF events near me

[blissful current]

Oh even smol animations

[frail zenith]

Biches here are still downloading kali

[frail zenith]

What is perkele

[loud marlin]

devil

[hexed rune]

demon in finnish lmao

[blissful current]

My another teammate got a College in Germany , he got selected in a big Game Dev College of Germany ...now he'll be going there for Masters

He makes Designs and Animations and Scultpting/modelling stuff too

[frail zenith]

My friend opened a company HE SELLS MFS SKINS

[blissful current]

Leather business?

[frail zenith]

His annual revenue is around 50000 dollars I think

Cuz he is hiring graphics designer for 1400 dollars

[frail zenith]

Microsoft flight sim

[blissful current]

OHHHH MFS ...

[quasi dome]

When i gro up i wanna be a progamer

[dreamy bronze]

ur 30 its over

[hexed rune]

i read it as motherf-

[quasi dome]

And start streaming and open a yt channel and go pro and that stuff

[quasi dome]

Om still 22 bro 😭💔

[dreamy bronze]

i turn 22 in a few years

cant wait

[quasi dome]

Dont wait its bad here

[rapid raven]

i was never 22 sadly

[dreamy bronze]

ahahah

[rapid raven]

i will be

[rapid raven]

on a scale of 0 to 10 how bad is it?

[dull otter]

1

[hexed rune]

11

[rapid raven]

11 ???

[quasi dome]

11

[hexed rune]

Yesterday my cypheron task 1 went so smoothly today those same payloads and commands arent working

Wth

[rapid raven]

with time every thing changes

you must have patience my child

[hexed rune]

Yesterday chatgpt was crafting reverse shell payloads

Now in the same chat its trying to act super saint

[rapid raven]

with time every thing changes

you must have patience my child

-# ahhhhhhh i need to sleep i am sorry

[dull otter]

you need chocolate

[rapid raven]

but i dont have chocolate at home

[dull otter]

what's there to eat ?

[rapid raven]

i dont want to eat

i am going to sleep

[dull otter]

I'm going to grab something to eat

[rapid raven]

-# yeppieeee!

-# i am going to grab some sleep!

i have a question

last one i promise

do i go around linkedin and follow all the random people i see?

[hexed rune]

Yes

[rapid raven]

everyone?

[hexed rune]

And post

[rapid raven]

okayy

[hexed rune]

Well anyone related to your field

[rapid raven]

got it

thanksss

[hexed rune]

Alright

[thorny moon]

Hello!

[sleek dune]

yo

[thorny moon]

can you rate my project or give feedback on it?

[sand trench]

MEEP

:mic drop:

[rigid urchin]

[blissful current]

i was 22 once
-# last year

[sand trench]

shadow was 22 once
5508 years ago

[rigid urchin]

Its ok shadow I was 22 once too 13 years ago

[blissful current]

[loud marlin]

same same 🙂

[sand trench]

ello other eldritch horror

[rigid urchin]

The clippy the true eldritch horror everyone loved.

[frail zenith]

How

Can you survive the Sloprot

[sand trench]

that is just what shadow uses as profile picture to protest about enshitification on discords front

[rigid urchin]

Slopageddon

[rigid urchin]

oh I know but I miss clippy

[frail zenith]

Man really like after opening linkedin I have to close it few seconds cuz my whole body gets tingles from their ass posts using sloprot

[rigid urchin]

Tell me about it I only have a few connections on there I keep appraised of anything cybersecurity related.

[sand trench]

yeah fair

[hexed rune]

No i cant

Whenever i open linkedin

I feel so dumb

[frail zenith]

Today I saw someone chat with his gf here are 5 things you need to know to secure her

[frail zenith]

I feel more like companies here people like these ???

Some of the posts are literal common/general sense

[hexed rune]

What-

[hexed rune]

I hate slopedin

[frail zenith]

My honest reaction to linkedin posts

[fervent meteor]

im on linkedin come add me

[hexed rune]

But sometimes we gotta do what we hate just to make a place for ourselves in this harsh cruel world

[hexed rune]

Ok

Send

[frail zenith]

How

[fervent meteor]

https://www.linkedin.com/in/matthew-y-138494200/

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HA58T6xbMAAOnMt.gif

[hexed rune]

Send

Sent*

[fervent meteor]

yippee

[hexed rune]

without furries our entire cybersecurity and software engineering world would crumble

[frail zenith]

Then after all those there is these cheap AI-GEN Posts

[hexed rune]

I do those 🥀

[fervent meteor]

furries, trans, and nbs yes

[hexed rune]

Nah i dont do this shi

[frail zenith]

Lemme scan your profile

[fervent meteor]

you all would be fukked

[hexed rune]

I feel like if i spend more like learning info sec i might turn into one myself

[hexed rune]

Yaaazzzzz

[fervent meteor]

mhmm i think it eventually happens

[hexed rune]

I mean a small price to pay to get with lesbians

[frail zenith]

Nmap -sV -sC @hexed rune

[fervent meteor]

Well if youre into that

[hexed rune]

Sudo apt install opsec

[fervent meteor]

i have no opsec

and thats on purpose

[hexed rune]

Theres nothing to find when you hide nothing

[fervent meteor]

yep

nothing to blackmail me with if everyone knows what im about and who i am

:>

[sick maple]

fr I got the worst opsec 😭

[fervent meteor]

i purposefully have none xP

☺️

[hexed rune]

Based

Check my bio invasion

[fervent meteor]

idk why they let non verifieds speak here

[sick maple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pet-cat-cat-pet-cute-cat-gif-24810247

[fervent meteor]

cutie

[sick maple]

btw there's a mosquito on my phone trying to draw blood from it

[sick maple]

yhhh

[frail zenith]

@gusty inlet can you check into this two spammers B2B

[fervent meteor]

freaky aaaaaa mosquito

[lucid pumice]

Done!

[sick maple]

fr

[frail zenith]

Nice

[lucid pumice]

Done!

[hexed rune]

You went to college after military service ?

[frail zenith]

Ayo snowie don't ya have school go to bed 🗣️

[sick maple]

😭

[fervent meteor]

I started during my military service partially, but yes

[sick maple]

i was about to