general

[dreamy bronze]

some humans do not deserve consciousness

genuinely

[fervent meteor]

just a dumb kid probably

[tranquil geyser]

maybe he had a rough day today

happens

[river garden]

no thank you. but have you heard of our lord and savior, jesus?

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @primal pilot (current: #3765 - 1)

[tranquil geyser]

i don't understand why they have to delete old CTF rooms

[hexed rune]

Not so skibidi

[hexed rune]

If they dont skibidi rizzler 69 pro hacker will hack THM

[tranquil geyser]

only stays for like 2 weeks at most

[tranquil geyser]

🥹

[tropic notch]

🥹 mods

He say bad word

[tranquil geyser]

why did you have to reply to it

duma

[hexed rune]

Espanol

Bye guys guten nacht

[river garden]

gute nacht

[hexed rune]

Alles gut

Auf wiedersehen

[river garden]

das hoff ich doch

[dusty solar]

hello

[river garden]

tschüssikowski

[hexed rune]

Kickbutowski 🔥🔥

[dusty solar]

what in the actaul oblivion

[hexed rune]

Tschuss

[dusty solar]

why'd he say the n word

[hexed rune]

https://tenor.com/view/edsonstorm-lukinharpg-kick-buttowski-gif-12347200902117166073

[river garden]

bc he is vewy mweany-weany

😠

[dusty solar]

@fallow hamlet mod he said a bad word

moderators dont care

[weak rampart]

they do, they can't keep track of the chat 24/7 for such mentally slow dumbass kids

[river garden]

@random tendon raise your hands! we need a super-genkidama to whoop the bad guy away!

[weak rampart]

bypassing filter for no apparent reason

[dusty solar]

well he said the N word so i dont think its hard to see

[weak rampart]

reread what I just said

[dusty solar]

bruh

my english is so shit

srr

now i see

[weak rampart]

no it's okay

[river garden]

well he got automodded anyway

[weak rampart]

[dusty solar]

[dusty solar]

oh damn

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-shocked-nompa-gif-2196528724599529860

[weak rampart]

I think I'm stupid but I have no idea how to actually do this if someone asked me seriously

is that supposed to be easy

[bleak prairie]

I hope not because I may have to switch career options if it is

[river garden]

honest answer is yes

[weak rampart]

I seriously think so too

[weak rampart]

that's concerning

[weak rampart]

@warped blade any ideas on how that could be done?

[bleak prairie]

How are you meant to process the text and then process whether it’s like a number and all that. Unless libraries are used

[weak rampart]

I have an idea but I have no idea how to actually apply it

I guess it could be done with loops (maybe)

[bleak prairie]

Or just a ton of if elif

[weak rampart]

loops are made to get rid of that

I don't know man I can't code 😭

still learning

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-worried-oh-no-anxious-gif-11565777

[river garden]

i mean things obviously get "harder" the less libraries you can use

or at the very least simply more work

you would likely need to do a cap wrt how big of a number this can be

[compact lark]

So trying the AI CTF. I am on the last question in the first room. Do I go to a website for this MedBay?

Or is that part of the event? I am assuming so.

[heavy willow]

hello

[dull otter]

Beginner/Intermediate level task, depends on your proficiency on the language of your choosing and your knowledge of numeral systems in written language. Writing a for loop that iterates through the characters until you hit a space and test the result of the word against presets for the numbers would be a rudimentary approach

[compact lark]

Got it. Terminal for this.

[tropic notch]

Nice

Im assuming it's working

👍

Kinda

Red doesn't look good

Idk

[mental spoke]

ahh lovely

[serene prawn]

@open robin

What?

[open robin]

just asking if this was u in the game

[serene prawn]

yeah but idk how I ended up in there lol

I didnt even do anything

[warped blade]

cargo.lock

[blissful current]

[cursive bone]

femboy damon

[blissful current]

[barren bear]

DYLAN IS THAT YOU???

how are you man

[cursive bone]

yes that's me

[cursive bone]

im good

wbu

[barren bear]

have you lived out the mommy asmr yet?

have people forgotten?

[cursive bone]

No.

fucking DAMON

IS SPAMMING THE GIF

[barren bear]

it will be on your gravestone

[cursive bone]

i know 😔

[barren bear]

you should put it on all your job applications

itll show up on the digital footprint anyway lmao

[cursive bone]

I'm putting it on my resume

[cursive bone]

LOLL

[barren bear]

peak qualifications

[blissful current]

[barren bear]

honestly tho mommy asmr is a niche we all respect even if we dont listen to it fr

@cursive bone

[cursive bone]

OK BRO

UR RUBBING IT IN

[barren bear]

ik twin its just too fun fr

😂

[cursive bone]

😡

[barren bear]

i see your angry maybe some mommy asmr would help

[cursive bone]

im leaving this server man

[barren bear]

ts is just an infinite ragebait machine bro 😭

[barren bear]

bro cant live it out in here fr

[warped blade]

bro u cannot be getting ragebaited on the fedboy name like this

[cursive bone]

mbmb

[warped blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230720488586739733/1475056958087368774/watermark.gif

like wyd bro

[bleak prairie]

[barren bear]

i remember this vid highkey

[warped blade]

gif*

[granite kayak]

is that real?

[barren bear]

fedboy? fed? feds? fbi? FBI boy?

[cursive bone]

IT'S AI

[warped blade]

yes

[barren bear]

yes

[cursive bone]

IT'S SORA

[barren bear]

nah man

[granite kayak]

I believe Damon

[warped blade]

it is NOT sora

[granite kayak]

damn

[tropic notch]

I believe damon

[warped blade]

I believe damon

[tropic notch]

This is not sora

[bleak prairie]

Who would use sora anyway

[warped blade]

this aint no sora

🔥

sora got shut down

soo

how would we fake it hm

[barren bear]

@cursive bone its ok bro just accept it fr

just let it happen

[warped blade]

asmr boy dylan

[barren bear]

mommys good boy dylan

🙏

[bleak prairie]

Is that you in your pfp

[barren bear]

nah its the skylar white yo guy

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

bruh

[warped blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1440280937005846622/1498791276257087539/togif.gif

[bleak prairie]

From breaking bad

[cursive bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230720488586739733/1501752765041479780/togif.gif

[warped blade]

bro what was i talking about

[bleak prairie]

What is a fedboy

[cursive bone]

transmission plan dam fan man

[warped blade]

federal boy

[barren bear]

nah its the guy who imitated it

ill send link

[warped blade]

di d i i tell u that im a transmission plan

[cursive bone]

dam fan man

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-agent-gif-17540199569095667102

[barren bear]

@bleak prairie https://youtube.com/shorts/9PGyaaxxvJg?si=c6yebvorp_RXN4rr

[cursive bone]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-ip-gif-14713705772229163673

[umbral sierra]

Sec+ cert or SAL1 🤔

[warped blade]

a job

[cursive bone]

sec+

[barren bear]

its a fucking yt short

[cursive bone]

by miles

[barren bear]

😭

[warped blade]

kilometers*

[bleak prairie]

Is it

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-stan-twitter-moon-emoji-ugly-gif-9967174732479680736

[barren bear]

just look up skyler white yo on YT

[bleak prairie]

I use a VPN so it’s all good either way

[barren bear]

GNG IT IS A YT SHORT CALM DOWN

[bleak prairie]

Always gotta be careful

[barren bear]

USE A VPN IDC

wait did it not embed?

[umbral sierra]

oh so it is a IP grabber

[barren bear]

i legit jsut copied a yt short link

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/packgod-i-need-your-help-imp-gw2-zombie-gif-8470780539185564844

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/weekend-bernie's-illegal-weekend-at-bernie's-doing-is-illegal-boat-boat-weekend-at-bernie's-illegal-weekend-at-bernie's-what-you're-doing-is-illegal-gif-12156270290771321241

[barren bear]

tf packgod gonna do

[warped blade]

bro plz dont ddos me

[umbral sierra]

yeah iv heard enought someone ping mod

[barren bear]

beg for it

[warped blade]

WAAAA

[barren bear]

[tropic notch]

Google.com

[bleak prairie]

@barren bear do you own a botnet, since your a criminal and all. Because that’s illegal just incase you don’t know

[tropic notch]

Wait

[barren bear]

aight man

[tropic notch]

https://www.google.com/

[warped blade]

infecting roombas since 22

[umbral sierra]

yo wojtek can i buy a zero day from you

[cursive bone]

ur saying this while wearing the fedboy name

[warped blade]

im honeypotting bro

[cursive bone]

mbmb

[barren bear]

hes js not the chuddest fr

[barren bear]

idk can you?

[umbral sierra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1154141010209808587/1185632883931631707/attachment.gif

[warped blade]

whys his username just "Hard"

[bleak prairie]

Sigma in and out 💀

[barren bear]

tf this man yappin about some Tetris?

[barren bear]

nah thats his status

hes bricked

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-woah-hold-up-wait-gif-5693923

[warped blade]

ok buddy just because u relate doesnt mean u have to scream and shout it

[barren bear]

im not shouting fr

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-down-a-bit-calm-down-relax-gif-3234894596200294187

[barren bear]

you should tell the guy in question because hes bricked

[warped blade]

"Kindly proceed by completing your application and the Ai interview using the link below."

no.

[barren bear]

he needs to calm down more than i do

[cursive bone]

LOL

[barren bear]

ai interviews can fuck off man i dont want to talk to a bot

[warped blade]

you can check my resume and portfolio urself

not charles the ai

im not working for someone who uses ai hiring pipelines

[tropic notch]

Good buy 🤔

[bleak prairie]

You’ve changed your name so many times

[tropic notch]

Ikr

[cursive bone]

is there something your not telling us

[barren bear]

a lil small but its discount so we make do

im a fatass

[warped blade]

hes telling us loud & clear

[cursive bone]

LOLL

[barren bear]

you missing the hint gng?

hes saying they are for u

[warped blade]

dylan has his eyes closed bro

[granite kayak]

yo run L

[cursive bone]

what

[warped blade]

sLeep

[granite kayak]

dylan wants praise

[warped blade]

LOl

[barren bear]

bros practically asleep

[warped blade]

I already need new tyres bro

what the fuck

[barren bear]

unc will never live this down 🥀

[cursive bone]

blocking all of you

[bleak prairie]

That’s weird

[granite kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-black-guy-what-akward-gif-26811297

[barren bear]

aight aight ill stop fr

[barren bear]

nah bro im just bullying him fr

[barren bear]

i hate this guy hes a legit child

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/report-calling-the-police-im-disturbed-gif-14028290

[granite kayak]

who??

[tropic notch]

who is he? found this pic on the internet

[barren bear]

hes called 7/11 or smth on yt

hes annoying as fuck

seven eleven

[granite kayak]

oh thought you mean the lil one nvm

[barren bear]

he reacts to shit

[barren bear]

???

[bleak prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/i-use-vim-i-use-btw-giga-chad-gif-27466354

[granite kayak]

nevermind

[warped blade]

nobody likes vi

m

[bleak prairie]

Vim is so good

[warped blade]

no

bad

[bleak prairie]

What do you use then

[warped blade]

visual studio

[bleak prairie]

That’s even worse

[warped blade]

no its the best

[bleak prairie]

It’s like so heavy

[warped blade]

thats the point of a real ide

[bleak prairie]

And inefficient

[tropic notch]

Visual studio is good

Don't diss

[cursive bone]

i use online ide's

[barren bear]

you are trippin

[warped blade]

intellisense build pipelines linting and whatever else they run is heavy

[tropic notch]

[barren bear]

read this as "online aids"

💀

[warped blade]

integrated debuggers performance analytics source trees etc, etc, etc

[bleak prairie]

Just do everything in the terminal

[tropic notch]

Visual studio has all my extensions

[bleak prairie]

The built in debugger is terrible

[warped blade]

are we talking about the same thing

Visual Studio, not VSC

[bleak prairie]

Visual Studio yes

There’s only one

[warped blade]

their debugger is amazing

[tropic notch]

Yes

[bleak prairie]

GDB

[tropic notch]

No

[warped blade]

i mean ig u are on linux

(i dont even know what gdb is)

[bleak prairie]

Oh

[tropic notch]

Debugger

[warped blade]

i debug in prod

[tropic notch]

Turned off AI features of visual studio

[warped blade]

i develop my own diagnostic suites

[bleak prairie]

It’s a goated, top notch, unbeatable, easy to use, dynamic analysis, command driven, advanced debugger

[warped blade]

lost me at command driven

[bleak prairie]

[tropic notch]

Tui sucks

[warped blade]

tui cant do stuff like this

[tropic notch]

But it looks like I'm hacking

[warped blade]

wtaf is that 💔

[bleak prairie]

That’s a pic of Google of gdb because I am not on it rn

[bleak prairie]

Peak debugging

[tropic notch]

Looks like break main

[bleak prairie]

Probably I didn’t look at it I just copied image

[tropic notch]

Found this on google

[sand trench]

anyone wanna be stuck in a time loop with shadow???

[tropic notch]

Sure

Time loop

[sand trench]

https://www.twitch.tv/admiralbahroo

enjoy time loop with shadow and everyone else in said chat

[granite kayak]

im more of a vampire survivor guy

[tropic notch]

Holy visual overload

[sand trench]

also warning for flashbangs

[tropic notch]

What am I looking at

[warped blade]

this is just too helpful to me

[sand trench]

insane powerscaling and trying to go to negative waves

[warped blade]

especially for performance analytics

[sand trench]

we have been in the wave 30s for the last 4 ish hours

[warped blade]

and checking pretty much how any function in ur codebase translated into assembly

[sand trench]

fair enoughs

[warped blade]

and being able to see exactly whats burning cycles

[granite kayak]

17 months ^^ okay you must like him

[sand trench]

yeah he is a good streamer

also has a good set of emoji/emotes

[granite kayak]

[tropic notch]

Kmodo hype

[sweet robin]

how do i do this

i wanna be a hacker

[tropic notch]

@warped blade

He knows a lot ask this guy 👍

[sweet robin]

@warped blade how do i hack 😈

[eternal ravine]

just submitted PJPT report

let's see what happens

[sweet robin]

waoh

[blissful current]

[sweet robin]

teach me

[eternal ravine]

how to do the PJPT?

[sweet robin]

im such a noob

[granite kayak]

is that a troll btw or do people really act like this?

[sweet robin]

idk what that means

[blissful current]

Purpose ?

[tropic notch]

All of you doing penetration testing

Im different

[sweet robin]

PJPT

[sweet robin]

what do you do?

[tropic notch]

Larp

[sweet robin]

same

[blissful current]

Sec Engg more than PT but yeah PT too

[sweet robin]

idk what i'm doing here

[lost sleet]

wtf is a pjpt? im new

[warped blade]

a parrot

[tropic notch]

Junior penetration tester cert

[blissful current]

its a cert exam by TCM Sec

[warped blade]

oh

fuck

[tropic notch]

Caw caw

[lost sleet]

can i eat it

[tropic notch]

Wait

[warped blade]

probably

[tropic notch]

That's a crow

[granite kayak]

bad parrot name

[warped blade]

ur not a parrot L

[sweet robin]

i got the professional larping certificate

[tropic notch]

Good

[warped blade]

plc

🙏

[tropic notch]

Get started larping

Then

[sweet robin]

yep

[warped blade]

why does this guy have feet on his profile

[sweet robin]

i have 10 btc

[warped blade]

i have 100

[tropic notch]

.00002 btc

[sweet robin]

well i have more than you in money

[warped blade]

naw

[sweet robin]

i own dogecoin

[warped blade]

I own bitcoin

and the FDA

[sweet robin]

my dad owns YOU

[tropic notch]

Woah

[warped blade]

nah

i own the federal reserve

and nato

[sweet robin]

ok well

uh

[warped blade]

yea

[sweet robin]

wait i'm not done

[warped blade]

yea u are

[sweet robin]

no i got something

i own roblox

[lost sleet]

ngl i joined for some university diploma tips from seniors but it just flexing here

[warped blade]

ok and

😭

[sweet robin]

the amin account

admin

[lost sleet]

amin

[warped blade]

amin

🔥

[sweet robin]

i can ban you off roblox so give me nato

[warped blade]

dude

[blissful current]

lol

[warped blade]

im not on roblox

[tropic notch]

What

Ive lost context

[sweet robin]

well then i'll ban you from fortnite

[blissful current]

-# its a General chat channel

[warped blade]

im not on fortnite either

[tropic notch]

Don't go to general chat for thm

[sweet robin]

what game do you have

[tropic notch]

Worst idea

[warped blade]

lock in dont get hungover daily and dont get hazed into a frat

[warped blade]

a lot

[sweet robin]

i will ban you from it, give me nato and hacks

[warped blade]

thx for acknowledging how much game i have

[lost sleet]

other channels dead

[sweet robin]

i can ihack on games

[warped blade]

cant ban me from my personality

[tropic notch]

Patience is required

Someone will answer you

If you just type in your question

[sweet robin]

are you a federal agent?

i can ban u from FBI

[warped blade]

No

[sweet robin]

welll i banend you

banned

[lost sleet]

amin

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-major-spelling-mistake-spelling-mistake-gif-25140477

[lost sleet]

server amin

[sweet robin]

can you teach me how to hack

[tropic notch]

No hes ban ending him

[blissful current]

so many roblox larpers in chat oof

[tropic notch]

Fr

Karoot

[sweet robin]

bro i have roblox cheats

[blissful current]

u too

[blissful current]

ew

[sweet robin]

they're real

now my pc wont start up

[lost sleet]

roblox amin commands

[sweet robin]

admin*

pwned

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-detected-respect-sigma-respect-patrick-bateman-american-psyco-gif-17523786110322592071

[sweet robin]

seriously where do i learn to be a hacker

[warped blade]

Actual brain damage

[umbral sierra]

learnt

[tropic notch]

Larp

[sweet robin]

ty

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @umbral sierra (current: #2444 - 2)

[blissful current]

purpose to learn ?

[sweet robin]

wdym

[umbral sierra]

tryhackme.com and pick a path ig

[tropic notch]

For swagger

[warped blade]

Learn it at

Yh

[sweet robin]

swags

[warped blade]

Harvard

[blissful current]

why wanna learn this?

[warped blade]

Or nyu

[sweet robin]

so i can be a hacker and get money for hacking

[tropic notch]

Learn pen testing to impress women

[sweet robin]

this too

[umbral sierra]

All the pentesters gonna get replaced by AI

[sweet robin]

will i still make money

if it happens

they said mythos found like zero days and they can't release it

becasue it's too dangerous

is that larp?

[loud marlin]

laptops under thermal camera

[tropic notch]

Why are we putting everything under a thermal camera

Did you just get the camera?

[umbral sierra]

yeah that model is like stupid good

[loud marlin]

borrow from work

[tropic notch]

Nice

I would too

[granite kayak]

theres obviously a ghost on the left side

[sweet robin]

do they have any proof of the zero days

i lowk think it's js marketing

[umbral sierra]

they have proved finding years old critical venerabilitys

Its real

[sweet robin]

surely it just costs like way too much to run

otherwise i quit

[umbral sierra]

its the training thats costly

[sweet robin]

what do we do if they just patch every vulnerability and then it's impossible to find bug bounties

[tropic notch]

Cybersecurity will continue to evolve adapt

[sweet robin]

does that mean i will have to use AI 🤢

[loud marlin]

stickers

[tropic notch]

Yes

[umbral sierra]

its gonna be AI hackers vs AI defenders I bet you

[granite kayak]

I've been fooled

[sweet robin]

that kind of sucks

[tropic notch]

It's better to not use it while learning

[sweet robin]

i dislike ai now

[tropic notch]

Use it but don't overly rely on it

[sweet robin]

i had an AI girlfriend now i'm dumping her

because she could take my job

[tropic notch]

[loud marlin]

i mean laser engraved tbh

[granite kayak]

you seem to have a lot of fun toys 😄

[umbral sierra]

Yeah AI sucks. Its going to replace too many people without making jobs.

[sweet robin]

what do we do about it

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/me-watching-my-past-self-interstellar-meme-watching-past-gif-25439819

[sweet robin]

is it a bad idea

[umbral sierra]

We keep watching as AI grows

[sweet robin]

i think I have to go to the mountains

and just live there to get away from AI

[loud marlin]

not the newest

[sweet robin]

i'm scared of the terminator

[tropic notch]

What's with the laptop on the wall

[umbral sierra]

how will you survive without mommy asmr

[sweet robin]

idk

i will download the videos

[loud marlin]

proxmox bkp server

[sweet robin]

so i can listen to it

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-danny-devito-gif-27247841

[sweet robin]

u are rich

[loud marlin]

i work hard

[umbral sierra]

what kinda 3d printers are those?

[sweet robin]

i am unemployed

[loud marlin]

creality k1c and k1se

[sweet robin]

and i cant afford a stick of ram

it's so tough out here

[granite kayak]

really impressive so much stuff to find 😄 (yes I found the gun^^)

[sweet robin]

i'm going through the worst unemployed moment

[umbral sierra]

fire
What kinda filliment you mainly use?

[umbral sierra]

how old are you 😭

[sweet robin]

i just realized i can't buy anything

[sweet robin]

16

[loud marlin]

PLA for most

[granite kayak]

you have 5 active laptops?

in your room?

[loud marlin]

prop ofc

yea. 5.

[umbral sierra]

goat detected!!

[sweet robin]

has anyone heard of TEMPEST

[granite kayak]

so nice

[sweet robin]

it's kind of cool

[loud marlin]

but have petg and some others

[sweet robin]

will the CIA use mythos for surveillance 🙁

[loud marlin]

why will they at first lol

[sweet robin]

don't they already have backdoors anyway

idk what im talking about

[umbral sierra]

PETG stronger but i feel like I always have much more stringing

[umbral sierra]

mythos is just cracked at finding bugs in code

[loud marlin]

true. but every roll of fillament needs fresh calibration

[sweet robin]

i'd honestly rather think that they already have backdoors in our CPUs

it feels less scary

[umbral sierra]

what you mean calibration 😭
iv always just set my printer to PETG, loaded it, sliced for PETG, and printed

I do use a prusa mk3

[loud marlin]

then yea. stringing

[sweet robin]

is that like rich people stuff

[loud marlin]

i calibrate every roll

[umbral sierra]

im gonna look this up hang on

[sweet robin]

how do i even get a 3d printer if i'm unemployed and BROKE

that's what you guys are talking about right?

[loud marlin]

yes

[desert thistle]

How is everyone doing this fine evening?

[umbral sierra]

your 16, lock in on school, dont worry about working rn

[blissful current]

evening is nice its past 5AM

[sweet robin]

i failed school already

[warped blade]

bro jus like me

[sweet robin]

im absolutely cooked

[desert thistle]

If you have the ability to get your GED.

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[desert thistle]

I was just like you when I was 16.

I dropped out in 9th grade, now I'm in university. Not the best chain of action, but if you need to get employed get your GED.

Just study for it the same way you study this stuff.

[sweet robin]

idk what GED is

[desert thistle]

put in all your energy into getting a GED if you cannot complete the normal route of education

[warped blade]

highschool graduation equivalent

[desert thistle]

Maybe it's called HISET where you are.

Please look into those options.

[sweet robin]

new zealand

[desert thistle]

AH

[granite kayak]

T Virus! 😄 did you printed that?

[desert thistle]

I don't know if they have that or not in your country.

[sweet robin]

i think that's like UE here

[warped blade]

pretty sure its still GED over there

[desert thistle]

Possibly.

[blissful current]

great i work for ur biggest bank xD

[sweet robin]

or is that like full graduation

[warped blade]

"NCEA"

[loud marlin]

yea

[granite kayak]

looks good : )

[sweet robin]

bnz or anz?

[blissful current]

anz

[sweet robin]

oh

that's cool

[warped blade]

didnt anz just update their interest rates

what'd i go up like 2%

[umbral sierra]

yo put 5k in my bank account 🙏

[loud marlin]

i got some masks also printed

[umbral sierra]

kidding
im with navy federal

[blissful current]

New CEO and C-Level officers , new stuff , Half yearly results went in profits so far

[sweet robin]

make a jason mask

that would be scary

[warped blade]

isnt it still like 5%

i have no money in anz idk

[umbral sierra]

What do you do there? SOC?

[sweet robin]

i hate school cause they keep talking about stuff i don't understand

it's all in maori

[warped blade]

"4.75% p.a. to 5.10% p.a."

this is dogshit bro

😭

inflation is 4.6%

[blissful current]

For the half year ended 31 March 2026, ANZ reported a cash profit of $3.78 billion and a statutory profit of $3.65 billion.

The cash profit represents a 14% increase from the previous half when excluding significant items, and a 70% increase compared to the second half of FY25.
The bank proposed an interim dividend of 83 cents per share, with the franking rate increased to 75%.
Key performance metrics improved, with cash return on tangible equity rising to 11.6% and the cost-to-income ratio dropping to 49.4%.
In New Zealand specifically, ANZ NZ posted a separate half-year cash net profit after tax of $1.238 billion, which was up 2% on the previous half.

[cedar arrow]

Hello everyone

[tropic notch]

New zealand?

Is that where the great emu war went down

[warped blade]

great i make 0.5% yearly 🔥

[blissful current]

SWE+QA

as of now

[sweet robin]

why is everyone from nz

[blissful current]

Me not from NZ

[warped blade]

inflation about to hit 4.9%

[blissful current]

nor i live there , but would love to xD

[warped blade]

wonderful

[sweet robin]

wait how do u work for anz

[umbral sierra]

That banner is fire
loved the new jjk season

[sweet robin]

is it like remote

[warped blade]

commbank up ur hedge returns

[sweet robin]

work

[cedar arrow]

Same!

[blissful current]

They are Multinational

[sweet robin]

bug bounty? or like remote job

thing

[granite kayak]

I love everything I would be like a kid in a toy store there lol. but if those are rolling papers next to the printer id be even more impressed by all that originasation ^^

[warped blade]

bor

he literally

[sweet robin]

where ru from?

[warped blade]

said what he works for

and what role

😭

[blissful current]

its hybrid for me i can work remote or go to office too

there are ANZ offices in various countries

[tropic notch]

Flexing

[blissful current]

India

[tropic notch]

🤔

[sweet robin]

i can't read well

[loud marlin]

yea papers. well... im from NL so here all OK

[warped blade]

neither dw

[winged nimbus]

huh, wait who else in chat is kiwi

[sweet robin]

idk i am

[granite kayak]

😄 thats not the point...so clean and organized I am amazed ^^

[loud marlin]

when is clean yea hehe

[sweet robin]

it's kind of expensive here

[winged nimbus]

cool, i am up in auckland

[umbral sierra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992118472907698269/1200302950598328380/the-bouncing-sog-unscreen.gif

[sweet robin]

i'm in the bay of plenty

[granite kayak]

im your neighbor and we also legalized it ^^

[winged nimbus]

sick

[winged nimbus]

(it is actually pretty cheap here)

[sweet robin]

idk i can't afford anything

[umbral sierra]

????

[sweet robin]

maybe im just broke 😭

[warped blade]

"chatgpt fix the css"

[tropic notch]

Damn

54 percent capability

Bro isn't capable

[winged nimbus]

fr

[umbral sierra]

Iv been off tryhackme for like a month or somthin

[granite kayak]

that score is the only one that believes in my capability

[sweet robin]

i genuinely hate school so much 🙁

[umbral sierra]

Been studying for Sec+

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-i-pledge-allegience-gif-732767766766283616

[tropic notch]

Studying AWS cloud practitioner rn

[sweet robin]

who is that

[tropic notch]

Haven't been on tryhackme either

[umbral sierra]

your wildest dream

[umbral sierra]

fun!

[sweet robin]

my pfp has feet

[sand trench]

meep moops shadow goes for sleep sloops to the beep boops

[tropic notch]

Gn shadow

[umbral sierra]

I noticed

[sweet robin]

it's cool right

[granite kayak]

why are the 2 other guys in my team not joining the damn CTF -_-

[tropic notch]

Lemme join

[granite kayak]

i think we are full

[tropic notch]

Awh

[sweet robin]

yo let me join i'm 0x1 neophyte

[winged nimbus]

school sucks, but you just have to grind through it

[granite kayak]

no one here asked me so i joined "randoms"

[tropic notch]

[granite kayak]

: (

[tropic notch]

Oh

Gl

[granite kayak]

yes! very sad

[sweet robin]

i will get 1h3 fl4g

i kn0w l331sp34k

[umbral sierra]

yo I wanna see claud compete in a CTF

[sweet robin]

😈

[granite kayak]

ty : / i did all but 1 task from room 1 and we cant figure it out yet. Havent tried the other ones kinda not in the mood brainwise ^^

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @tropic notch (current: #713 - 11)

[sweet robin]

iam hacker of all software grandmaster hacker

[tropic notch]

Are you guys communicating

[granite kayak]

just me and the other guy

[tropic notch]

Lol

That's terrible

[umbral sierra]

pls no hack me bro please bro please

[granite kayak]

idk about the last 2 ..

[tropic notch]

Did they solve anything?

[granite kayak]

he solved 1 task ye

[tropic notch]

At least something is being done

What are the challenges you're focusing on?

[granite kayak]

but i think we need to finish a room for a raffle ticket so none yet ^^

[sweet robin]

bro i hack u and u are running honeypot version 3.3 and it have a vulnbaility i hacked it

[granite kayak]

its the AI CTF so AI

[tropic notch]

I haven't joined the cyf

Ctf

Already started didn't try to join

Idk how an AI ctf works

[umbral sierra]

no bro please no dont no undo it please no

[tropic notch]

Do you just exploit ai?

[granite kayak]

its my first but more busy studying with network+ atm...but hey almost 1 room done ^^

[sweet robin]

no can do buddy 🦹

has anyone ran a honeypot before

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

[sweet robin]

bro i know Opern inteligent

aka

osint

my friend taught me that one

[tropic notch]

Wowza

[granite kayak]

I think so.. first tasks were fairly easy

[umbral sierra]

i know your name is..... jack

[sweet robin]

are you from the americas

because i knew already

[warped blade]

how do u know ur names jac

k

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/america-gif-12123366897022762737

yee

[sweet robin]

i osint you

[umbral sierra]

no way

[sweet robin]

are you american

[umbral sierra]

yea

[sweet robin]

i told you

[umbral sierra]

cheeseburger freedom

[sweet robin]

i know everything

[sweet robin]

clearly this is an american statement

[tropic notch]

My favorite osint is google

[sweet robin]

bro same

[hollow leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-black-shocked-shocked-black-man-black-gif-2264217522034830192

[sweet robin]

acutally

i use chatgpt

best osint

wait

csint

haha

[granite kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/30rock-jack-donaghy-alec-baldwin-this-is-boring-im-bored-now-gif-4622428

[tropic notch]

Are you bored panda

[sweet robin]

we have to hack society

[granite kayak]

What am I even reading this past hour

and why have i been reading it

: /

[hollow leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-panda-bamboo-panda-hungry-panda-eating-gif-17804693

[sweet robin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mr-robot-elliot-alderson-glitch-art-illustration-gif-animation-computer-hack-hacker-d31wIu3HgY048MKs

this is me

fsociety

[hollow leaf]

[sweet robin]

ew

sex is gross

[sweet robin]

i hate when movies do that

i have to skip it

[umbral sierra]

Someone in my school disctict got their email compromised and I got sent a phishing page by them. I was able to navigate to the root directory and download the phishing kit. I put it into claud and found the telagram web hook API and had claud write a script to spam it with junk emails and passwords it was collecting

[sweet robin]

this sounds like a reddit sponsorship

have you guys seen those

[umbral sierra]

nerp

It was just somthing i remembered i did yesterday

[sweet robin]

it looks exactly like the ads i've seen though which is funny

[tropic notch]

Is that a mac

🤔

[sweet robin]

you can get the owner of the group as well

using the api

[umbral sierra]

sure is! Mac Apple M1. I also got the Macbook neo for school 🙂

[dreamy bronze]

i just got a m5 today

[umbral sierra]

I dont belive so

[dreamy bronze]

: D

[granite kayak]

how is the macbook neo?

[umbral sierra]

I love that thing

Its small

good quality

[granite kayak]

what you do with it like you use to for going to uni?

[umbral sierra]

and fast for its specs

[sweet robin]

i saw this one guy was from like kenya or something

[sweet robin]

no u can get the owner

or the admin of the group

usually

sometimes u can even join it

if they set the bot permissions weird

[umbral sierra]

Yeah I mainly got it for uni and my final year of highschool next year

[granite kayak]

I think the neo series looks interesting

[tropic notch]

I'll save you

https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/c/laptops/thinkpad/?srsltid=AfmBOopuQigvmvd_d2aPt5I7sQXremrlELB1LP3syYuUUK4Al9ALr7et

Lenovo

[granite kayak]

love me some thinkpad :/

[tropic notch]

Cheap

And durable

Does the job without breaking the bank

[sweet robin]

they cost like a lot

for me

[umbral sierra]

I hope they keep going with it. I mainly got it because it works with my iphone, airpods, and mac in a nice little ecosystem

[sweet robin]

i have 50 dollars

[tropic notch]

You're buying it retail price

[sweet robin]

no used on trade me

[tropic notch]

Who buys a thinkpad retail price

[sweet robin]

not me

[umbral sierra]

If i was not already deep in apple I would of not gotten it

[tropic notch]

I don't have an ecosystem

[dreamy bronze]

student discount 🤤

[sweet robin]

i hate every phone

[dreamy bronze]

i got a free snapdragon

it’s terrible tho

[tropic notch]

Snapdragon CPU?

[sweet robin]

but my bank forces me to use my smart phone

for 2FA

[granite kayak]

yeeah im out of that after the I think first iPhone or 2nd after a while it was just to dumb with itunes but i already know its way better noawadys still not interested in getting back But having a macos again after all those years could be fun for me 🙂

[dreamy bronze]

yeah

[tropic notch]

Ah

Aren't they arm?

[dreamy bronze]

the only good part is its touch screen

yes

[tropic notch]

That's terrible

[dreamy bronze]

ik lmao

but free

[tropic notch]

At least it was free

[dreamy bronze]

[umbral sierra]

one of the big downsides is there is wayyy less games you can play on mac if your into gamming

[tropic notch]

Hopefully arm gets more support

In the future

[warped blade]

ew arm

EW

ARM

[sweet robin]

what browser do you guys use

[rigid urchin]

Not really there is a good portion of games for mac

[granite kayak]

yeah but thats why the neo is attractive atleast for me i would never wanna play games on that thing i have my tower for that ^^

[warped blade]

chromeium

[tropic notch]

Firefox

[sweet robin]

i use it with firefox

[umbral sierra]

Im talking like CSGO, Rainbow6, COD, mainly big shooter titles.

[sweet robin]

mostly cause it comes with burp

[warped blade]

u just burp when u use ur browser?

wirdo

[umbral sierra]

safari 😭
I like how it syncs my tabs between my mac and macbook

[sweet robin]

no cause what if i'm doing a CTF why would i use my normal browser

[sweet robin]

son

[warped blade]

hello

[granite kayak]

it still suuuuuuuucks and with the last Update my dad cant use codeweavers no more because if he updates some other paid software wont work yet etc.. its a hassle and annoying compared to a "plug and play" windows experience and i grew up on a mac ^^

[sweet robin]

hi

[dreamy bronze]

reminding me i haven’t done a ctf in forever

[umbral sierra]

fair. What you mainly use it for>

[dreamy bronze]

[rigid urchin]

I mean csgo can run provided it's using the rosetta 2 layer

[sweet robin]

i actually stopped using tryhackme

cause premium is expensive

[dreamy bronze]

true

[sweet robin]

and the boxes are so laggy and slow

but vulnhub is cool

[dreamy bronze]

yesh rhe windows boxes are insanely slow

[sweet robin]

yeah

[dreamy bronze]

bit annoying

[rigid urchin]

sure but there are a lot of free rooms you can dive into you don't have to have a paid sub

[sweet robin]

the windows ones are so unstable

[granite kayak]

I dont have one yet so i cant say 😄 i really havent been on mac for 20+ years more... but my parents only use apple so i still support 2 mac systems from time to time ^^. Neo would be just my cute little apple toy which may or may not lays in the corner after half a year ^^

[sweet robin]

the learning material is pretty good when i was reading it

am i weird for using kali as my main OS

is that a bad idea

[granite kayak]

it gotten better sure. But its not comparable to windows or even linux nowadays atleast that was my last understanding when I wanted to get a few games done for my dad ^^

[rigid urchin]

yes its a bad idea

[sweet robin]

but why

[rigid urchin]

Kali isn't really meant for daily driving

[warped blade]

i love my windows

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

[sweet robin]

it's much easier than what i was using before

like way easier

[dreamy bronze]

i unfortunately use kali as well

i don’t feel like switching

[warped blade]

tlain how could u

[tropic notch]

I use black arch 🥹

😈

[dreamy bronze]

i’m switching ASAP 😭💔

[sweet robin]

i used to be on gentoo with some random window manager

[warped blade]

yea bro

get back on windows

[tropic notch]

[rigid urchin]

I mean people will have opinions on which is their distro of choice which is fine.

[warped blade]

why do linux distros sound so stupid

gentoo

like

bro

what the fuck is a gentoo

[sweet robin]

gentoo is the fastest penguin

stop dissing

[granite kayak]

i thought gentoo

[sweet robin]

it's cool

[warped blade]

it sounds like a germ

[sweet robin]

it sounds like a cool esoteric thing

[dreamy bronze]

dual brooo

[warped blade]

"fedora"

like bro

[sweet robin]

that only cool people understand

[warped blade]

what the fuck

[rigid urchin]

Well considering linux mascot is a penguin

[sweet robin]

fedora sounds like a sophisticated person OS

[rigid urchin]

Its not

[sweet robin]

but if u use it

[rigid urchin]

its pretty straight forward

[sweet robin]

do u have a fedora

it sounds like business

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/i-use-arch-btw-use-arch-linux-fedora-gif-23272370

[sweet robin]

i used to use arch

then i went to gentoo

then to kali

[umbral sierra]

just pick a OS 😭

[sweet robin]

i cant

i also tried parrot

[tropic notch]

pick mine

[warped blade]

man i wonder where they went

[sweet robin]

cause i heard it was made for daily driving

[sweet robin]

bro i was on hyprland

then i tried SXWM

[rigid urchin]

At this point get pop os or something easy 😄

[sweet robin]

because i heard it was less bloated

[umbral sierra]

i think ur search bar is broken

[sweet robin]

it's got less code than DWM

[warped blade]

its not

[tropic notch]

Damon probably just deleted it

[umbral sierra]

mmhm

[warped blade]

my windows just doesnt have bloat on it

[sweet robin]

well systemd is bloated

and kali has systemd

[granite kayak]

There are to many damn distros -.-

[sweet robin]

so i have to switch

[tropic notch]

Dude ordered 66 his windows

[umbral sierra]

how much ram we using when idle

[sweet robin]

i need to switch

because of systemd

so bloated 🤢

age verification

[fervent meteor]

i like cachy

[sweet robin]

coming soon

[umbral sierra]

I have a kali VM i use and ill admit its nice for pen testing.

[sweet robin]

give palantir your ID before you use kali

i can see the future

[rigid urchin]

I mean there are what around 100+ distros which are essentially just offshoots of the main 4 or 5 give or take.

[sweet robin]

yes

[warped blade]

42gb

[tropic notch]

I love gdb

[sweet robin]

that's why you have to use BSD

[rigid urchin]

Yeah that's the reason to use it for pentesting

[granite kayak]

there are more like a few thousands but maybe 100+ would be enough

[sweet robin]

wait

am i sleeping on emacs

can i manage emails in emacs

otherwise it's trash

[rigid urchin]

600

[granite kayak]

im not a fan of this uh we added one option in ubuntu now its ourbuntu the new distro

[rigid urchin]

so even I was off

[granite kayak]

damn im suprised

maybe they dont count all the stupid ones ^^

[sweet robin]

i'm going to use emacs as my window manager

[umbral sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[warped blade]

windows likes claiming a shit ton of memory when it can

so thats nowhere near accurate

also "native" i have like 50 background processe

[rigid urchin]

So apparently its about 10 main linux distributions and then there are the offshoots of those main 10

[granite kayak]

ye the core i know 😄

[tropic notch]

Ubuntu satanic edition

[umbral sierra]

I use ubuntu server for my homelab

[rigid urchin]

I wonder if it has like a Satan background

or a pentagram

[tropic notch]

Here it is