general

[molten sonnet]

I just looked it up and that alien looks very familiar so I probably saw it but don’t remember it

With friends is fun

[rigid urchin]

I mean I said 1970s because I didn't remember if it was 79 or earlier so best to say 70s and cover the range.

[molten sonnet]

Close enough

[zealous jacinth]

Yo

someone hzack a snap account for me

[rigid urchin]

we don't do that here

[cursive bone]

no you dont

[zealous jacinth]

losers

sybau

[rigid urchin]

That's not what we do also its illegal and unethical

[warped blade]

LOL

[cursive bone]

no

dork

LOOOL

[molten sonnet]

Damn

[cursive bone]

INSTANTLY AUTOMODDED

LOOOOL

[rigid urchin]

good

[molten sonnet]

Bro got sent to the shadow realm

[rigid urchin]

he could be banned its all good

[cursive bone]

💔

[mossy wave]

that was hilarious

[molten sonnet]

Yeah

[mossy wave]

thats like a homeless guy calling you broke

[molten sonnet]

Fr

[rigid urchin]

why me 😄

[granite kayak]

he typed a bad word and got banned/muted or what?

[molten sonnet]

Yeah

[rigid urchin]

yeah

[cursive bone]

he got muted

than left

[granite kayak]

like me when i call myself rtard in league of legends and cant talk for the rest of the game ^^

[molten sonnet]

😔

[mossy wave]

me when i leave a marvel rivals game mid match and act like i dont know why i get banned

[cursive bone]

can anyone hack my ex

🥺

[rigid urchin]

lol dylan no

[mossy wave]

5000 usd upfront and a 6 pack of coke

and ill do it

[cursive bone]

ill give you 8 bitcoin

8 WHOLE bitcoins

[rigid urchin]

Don't forget the soundtrack

[granite kayak]

hes trying to scam you on the 6 pack of coke dont fall for it

[warped blade]

waddup

freak ho

[rigid urchin]

That's a lot of money

[cursive bone]

shut up

[warped blade]

dylan

[cursive bone]

damon

[warped blade]

shhhh

when the sigma is talking

u just lil bro

[cursive bone]

damon is zooted off the edibles

[rigid urchin]

oh boy this is going to be fun

[warped blade]

naw uh

yo im going to

[cursive bone]

shut up stoner

[warped blade]

copulate BLACKBIRD

[cursive bone]

💔

[rigid urchin]

at least it knew what you needed

[cursive bone]

we should boycott blackbird

[rigid urchin]

for synonyms

[mossy wave]

is 30% cpu usage from one fucking firefox tab normal

send help

[warped blade]

im doing that myself dw

u guys dont need to make it worse

[crimson elk]

wow.

[granite kayak]

the first 3 sound like austin powers ^^

[warped blade]

yo where the fuck did my wallpaper go

windows wyd

😭

[rigid urchin]

depends on what the firefox tab is loading

[cursive bone]

damon u the typa person to use wallpaper engine

[warped blade]

all u

[mossy wave]

youtube

paused video

[warped blade]

dylan

my pc specs

shag urs

[mossy wave]

27% now

lets goo!!!

[cursive bone]

no

[rigid urchin]

Its still loading it so it makes sense also when you first start up task manager there will be a bit of spike on apps. it needs time to adjust

[warped blade]

ur one tab is taking up more cpu than my pc does under full load + vms

[cursive bone]

wheres ur yottabyte of storage

hm damon

[warped blade]

bro

i have

unlimited storage

loser

[cursive bone]

proof

[warped blade]

k watch

608 yottabytes free

[rigid urchin]

hmm

[cursive bone]

yo wtf is taking all that space

[mossy wave]

wait how often are u supposed to reapply thermal paste

my poor cpu

[warped blade]

every week

[rigid urchin]

not every week lol

[mossy wave]

i havent done it once

since first ubilding

building

[warped blade]

EVERY week

[rigid urchin]

how long have you had it?

[cursive bone]

every 4 hours

[mossy wave]

~2-3 years

[neat pecan]

hey everyone

[rigid urchin]

yeah a repaste wouldn't be a bad idea

[molten sonnet]

Hey janitor

[cursive bone]

i havent done any maintenance on my pc

[warped blade]

that cpu overheating rn

[cursive bone]

since i got it

[warped blade]

yea dylan bc ur a chud

[rigid urchin]

seriously I do a huge clean out once a year and thermal paste replacement

[cursive bone]

damon

more like

[dreamy bronze]

yesh same i just let my pc rot

[cursive bone]

hatred

[warped blade]

[dreamy bronze]

can always buy a new one

[cursive bone]

damon

[dreamy bronze]

[cursive bone]

more like

broke

[warped blade]

WOAH

if i was a comboy id get mada

but im not

[cursive bone]

mada

[warped blade]

mada

[dreamy bronze]

Comboys 2 secs after getting called pooron

[mossy wave]

also

[warped blade]

tlain

tlame

[mossy wave]

i have no IO shield

my pc is running on hopes and dreams

[warped blade]

what the fuck is an io shield

bro got forcefields before we do

[mossy wave]

the metal thingy that has cutouts for ur ports

[warped blade]

what the fuck does that mean

[dreamy bronze]

input output shield 😂🏴‍☠️

brooo

what is that

[warped blade]

does he mean

[mossy wave]

stop trolling

[warped blade]

the motherboard doing the motherboard thing?

[dreamy bronze]

idek

[cursive bone]

dont let damon handle ur money

[cursive bone]

let this guy handle ur money

[dreamy bronze]

ahahha

[mossy wave]

yes

[warped blade]

where is bros metal thing

maybe its time to give up on it and get a new rig gng

[mossy wave]

no

[warped blade]

i knew i was up when i had to move pc cases for my gpu to fit

[mossy wave]

im ride or die

i love my pc

mwah

[warped blade]

i have the grande

gpu

[cursive bone]

damon try not to be poor challenge

(difficulty: impossible)

[warped blade]

damons gpu is bigger than ur whole pc

[rigid urchin]

more like any% speedrun

[warped blade]

im in debt

[cursive bone]

damon try to make money challenge

difficulty: impossible

(GONE WRONG)

[rigid urchin]

Hey join the club me too

[cursive bone]

(ARRESTED?)

[warped blade]

no i woulkd never

commit fraud.

im not a comboy

i just offshore

[cursive bone]

damon sim swapps

[mossy wave]

can someone make me dinner

thanks

[warped blade]

who

the fuck

BINDED SOMETHING TO MY M4

[cursive bone]

yes im a professional chef

[rigid urchin]

Just write some commands in command line in linux tell it to make you dinner

[cursive bone]

9 million dollars per plate of food

[warped blade]

sudo

how do i cook

chicen

im a declassified major function table

[mossy wave]

-bash cook: command not found

man wtf

u guys lied to me

[warped blade]

what do we even call this guy

he has no name

[granite kayak]

you need to install cook first...?

[cursive bone]

damon@ubuntu-$ whoami

not root

[mossy wave]

call me @cursive bone

[cursive bone]

do not do that

[warped blade]

ok im calling u ariana grande

[rigid urchin]

you forgot sudo

[granite kayak]

hes on windows! I know that! ^^

[warped blade]

@mossy wave hey ariana

[mossy wave]

who

[cursive bone]

i have a friend named ariana

[warped blade]

same

[cursive bone]

she bullies me

[warped blade]

not same

i bully her

[cursive bone]

ew

get a room

lovebirds

[mossy wave]

[sudo] password for sSsScatter:

guys whats my password

i forgot it

[cursive bone]

abc123

[warped blade]

what does shared custody even mean

i asked and she said yes

[cursive bone]

yeah

[warped blade]

deliriousspatula5

[rigid urchin]

You split custody of your kids

[cursive bone]

damon try not to skid challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[warped blade]

dylan

ur ragebait sucks

[dreamy bronze]

😭

[cursive bone]

LOL

[warped blade]

my new password

should be

delirious spatula 5 voy yo

[rigid urchin]

why am I even falling for this 😄 lol

[rigid urchin]

you failed the IT test

[warped blade]

dude

that password is good

[cursive bone]

my new password should be

dylansbored

[rigid urchin]

yeah but not if you tell everyone

[warped blade]

who the fuck is guessing delirious spatula 5 voy yo

[cursive bone]

me

[warped blade]

ok

shagpiedancingmonkeys43

[rigid urchin]

screenshoted and copied and pasted into notes

[warped blade]

cryptictelavivdronestrikechainsmoker

Facecam in the gulag

brazilian terrific dance van

[cursive bone]

dude what are you saying

[mossy wave]

he's off the fentbreeze

fentanyl + febreeze

deadly combo

[warped blade]

hat

[cursive bone]

bro 😭 😭

[dreamy bronze]

fried

[warped blade]

hatfried

hennatius

hanitius

the virus

hantavirus

[dreamy bronze]

😭

[warped blade]

muhanta

[dreamy bronze]

i thought abt that

[mossy wave]

wait where did covid go

[warped blade]

submarine

[mossy wave]

ah i see

[dreamy bronze]

we evolved past that shit already bruv

[warped blade]

frog

[mossy wave]

so is it still around

and we're just immune

[dreamy bronze]

i think so

[mossy wave]

or is it gone

[cursive bone]

i had covid once

[warped blade]

HHAHHAHAA

LOISER

[cursive bone]

all viruses are still around

but we r immune

i think atleast

[dreamy bronze]

yeahh

[cursive bone]

im gonna eat you

[dreamy bronze]

????????

[warped blade]

dude

цфр

[dreamy bronze]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-kitty-575--k01KQBE8K2C1QCQDST5V37ANJTB

[mossy wave]

should i finish lain

[warped blade]

string

[mossy wave]

i watched 2 episodes then stop cause my attention span is fried

stopped*

[warped blade]

does awnyone actually even speka latin e

latina

do latinas speak latin

[cursive bone]

damon are you good bro 😭

[warped blade]

do they?

[cursive bone]

idk

im not a latina

[warped blade]

idiot

[cursive bone]

bro

[warped blade]

no ur a torta bro

[cursive bone]

thats all u

[warped blade]

ur a lil wide smidget

[mossy wave]

i once met an italian guy who got mad whenever you called south america "latin america"

[cursive bone]

password: damon

error: password is too weak

[warped blade]

why bro trying to put me in the password box

if i really had to choose between a

pony and a bugatti

id honestly take the bugatti

[cursive bone]

is take a bugatti

cause a pony is of no use to me

[warped blade]

no i already took it

u get the pony

[rigid urchin]

I would take the pony

[cursive bone]

what would my little pony do

[warped blade]

ok now fight to the death over the pony

[cursive bone]

i will fight u over the bugatti

[mossy wave]

5 million dollars or give it to the next person

[warped blade]

no i already took it

tis gone

[cursive bone]

im taking the 5mil

[rigid urchin]

Make you money you can offer pony rides

[warped blade]

if u chase me ill run the shagging pony over

[mossy wave]

wowwww

shame on you!

[granite kayak]

alot of pony rides to buy that bugatti tho

[cursive bone]

bro do u know how much 5 mil is

[warped blade]

like

[mossy wave]

what if the next person had stage 4

[cursive bone]

thats a couple thousand right there

[warped blade]

60 seconds

times

5?

[rigid urchin]

who said anything about buying a buggati?

[warped blade]

no tghe bugatti is MINe

i already took it

[granite kayak]

idk damon or the other guy

[warped blade]

u guys get the pony

yeah dylan

the OTHER guy

[cursive bone]

u have the bugatti

thor has the pony

and

i have the 5 million

[warped blade]

im robbing u

[cursive bone]

i buy bodygurads

[warped blade]

fuck

i run them over

[crimson elk]

you mean spanish?

[warped blade]

????

[crimson elk]

or latin?

[cursive bone]

but then you total your bugatti

[rigid urchin]

What choose your own text based adventure game is this?

[warped blade]

do latinas speak latin

[granite kayak]

And how many beers did I have?

[cursive bone]

one billion

[granite kayak]

oh so im dead

damn

[crimson elk]

i'm latina but i speak spanish?

[warped blade]

no idgaf abt spanish

[mossy wave]

why drink beer when wine exists

[warped blade]

do u speak LATIN

baugettes can bother me some other time

[granite kayak]

maybe i was hoping for someone to catch that its always sunny reference... : /

[cursive bone]

latin tutorial 2026

[crimson elk]

xD

[warped blade]

uhhh

[crimson elk]

I think monks from Rome speak Latin.

[warped blade]

exponentitalia

[mossy wave]

um

[warped blade]

ok ur a fake latina

[crimson elk]

Probably some nuns from Rome, too.

[mossy wave]

wuts that

[warped blade]

how r u gonna be "latina" but not speak latin

make it make sense

thats like being russian and not speaking russian

[granite kayak]

yes when they are in the sexual harassment seminar and charlie asks how many beers he had even tho he wasnt in the scene at all...

[warped blade]

that wasnt part of my adventure game

[rigid urchin]

but they are speaking latin 😄

[mossy wave]

my fucking brain

whats going on right now

and who is charlie

[warped blade]

no dont shag ur brain

[crimson elk]

I'm a computer.

[warped blade]

no ur not

[granite kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-gif-18564553

[cursive bone]

would you rather be rich but poor

or be happy and sad

[mossy wave]

the voices

[warped blade]

would you rather

be dead

[crimson elk]

money can't really buy happiness.....

[warped blade]

or executed

🤔

[warped blade]

im happy asl

[dreamy bronze]

yes

[cursive bone]

would you rather be happy and rich

or sad and poor

[warped blade]

no dylan

its sad and happy

or poor and sad

[crimson elk]

some poor people are hood rich, idk

[warped blade]

or sad and poor

[mossy wave]

ok

dont spoil pls

[warped blade]

and poor and sad and rich

[cursive bone]

would you rather be australian or sweedish

[warped blade]

this mf dont know what a trapper is

would u rather be

[crimson elk]

I like apple pie.

[warped blade]

in a taxi

or an uber

[dreamy bronze]

hood rich is still poor

[warped blade]

if ur in a hood ur poor

#section8housing

[mossy wave]

what happens when i run u

[dreamy bronze]

anything under 120+ a year is poor lowkey

[mossy wave]

python3 scratchums.py

[crimson elk]

[warped blade]

tlain making 121k

😭

[dreamy bronze]

😭😭😭😭

[warped blade]

ariana bro u dont know python

[crimson elk]

grande?

[mossy wave]

demetrius

[warped blade]

idk maybe

[mossy wave]

stop it right now

[warped blade]

who the fuck is demoturits

[mossy wave]

u

[cursive bone]

damon what would u do if you didn't know how to code

[warped blade]

speak latin

[cursive bone]

what if you were mute

[crimson elk]

coding is just another language

[warped blade]

throw gang signs in sign language

[rigid urchin]

sure

[warped blade]

at everybody

[cursive bone]

what if you had no arms

[mossy wave]

actually

ur name is daemon

[warped blade]

do the same shit

[mossy wave]

perfect

[warped blade]

but with

my legs

[cursive bone]

actually

damon what if you were just a head

[crimson elk]

throw gang signs with your toes?

[dreamy bronze]

had the same thought the other day

😭

[warped blade]

floor slave is finished mopping

finally

[cursive bone]

damon answer me

[warped blade]

what

no i dont run e85

[cursive bone]

what if you were just a head

[warped blade]

gasket?

no i dont have any

[mossy wave]

i need that

[warped blade]

i blew cylinder 6 in my inl4

[cursive bone]

😔

[rigid urchin]

Can I roll around?

[cursive bone]

no

you have no body

[granite kayak]

the futurama heads needed to be fed and had little to no movement

[rigid urchin]

heads can roll 😄

lol

[warped blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481066177865453733/1483654616062099596/fuff.gif

[cursive bone]

your glued to the floor

[warped blade]

why 😭

[rigid urchin]

hmm

[mossy wave]

whats the difference between this server and a white padded room with no windows

[rigid urchin]

why am I glued to the floor what's the context of how I ended up in that position

[cursive bone]

hell

[rigid urchin]

At least you can get answers in this server the white padded room you are alone

[cursive bone]

damon what would you do if you tripped

and fell

[warped blade]

Like

Whwee

Where

What

[cursive bone]

over there

[dreamy bronze]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gunnawritingthatheatlmao--k01KRA8GPS39P41NWMWFY7S5JXY

[warped blade]

Idk

I require rhe bathroom

[mossy wave]

use ur bucket

[dreamy bronze]

macos ui makes me bust bro

[cursive bone]

im out on a walk wearing crocs with no socks

😳

[rigid urchin]

As god intended

[dreamy bronze]

grounding

[mossy wave]

how is that not uncomfortable

plastic rubbing against ur raw stinky feet

[warped blade]

Ehag

Wiw9

[cursive bone]

you gotta thug it out

[rigid urchin]

Its actually quite comfy

[warped blade]

Dylan ur a thug

[river ore]

Are the crocs in sport mode ?

[cursive bone]

😳

[cursive bone]

obviously

[warped blade]

Crocs are for poor people

[cursive bone]

like you

[granite kayak]

crocs are in idiocracy

[mossy wave]

what do rich people wear

[cursive bone]

shoe rack of only crocs

[dreamy bronze]

crocs = low social class?

[warped blade]

I own no crocs

[warped blade]

Exactly

[rigid urchin]

Not to be religious but I feel like Jesus would have rocked some crocs

[warped blade]

Bare foot

Clean streets

[cursive bone]

LOL

[granite kayak]

he makes me chuckle ^^

[cursive bone]

Crocs with no socks specifically

[river ore]

https://tenor.com/view/croclyfe-gif-40925900423207720

[warped blade]

Mischief generating goblin

[rigid urchin]

Well yeah I don't think he was known to wear socks

[mossy wave]

did socks even exist

[river ore]

Probably wool socks

[granite kayak]

I'd be more interested in what he wouldve taken for a good bookshell

[mossy wave]

wouldnt that get sweaty quickly

[cursive bone]

yes

[river ore]

Hell yes and itchy

[mossy wave]

i wouldnt know

im too broke to own wool clothing

[rigid urchin]

Maybe a Copy of the illad or the odyssey.

[river ore]

Me too. Im not rich like Damon

[mossy wave]

he should share

like a small loan of a million dollars

to me

[cursive bone]

damon is rich

@warped blade can I get a dollar

[river ore]

@warped blade is a baller lowkey. He drives and audi r8

[cursive bone]

✌️

[mossy wave]

id do something strange for a piece of change

[river ore]

I bet you would

[mossy wave]

how tf did you delete that so quickly

i saw that

[cursive bone]

damon is the typa person to make ui using python

[river ore]

She got yeeted

Shit

Bro Damon is an Ai lol

[rigid urchin]

what in the world is a piece of change are you talking about pocket lint?

[mossy wave]

lmao

wait do other countries not call coins change!?

intersting

[rigid urchin]

they do but not a piece of change

Just drop piece of

[mossy wave]

oh

its slang

ebonics i guess

[rigid urchin]

That's an odd slang term maybe when the old days you could do that with change

[cursive bone]

on everybodys life

damon is a cia agent

he's a fed

[rigid urchin]

but zooted?

[cursive bone]

he needs to do things to stay undercover

[rigid urchin]

That's not really how it works 😄

[river ore]

Oh damon is definitely zooted daily

[dreamy bronze]

😭

[cursive bone]

damon is either a fed or a stoner

[rigid urchin]

I would say the latter

more than the former

[river ore]

Stoned fed lol

[dreamy bronze]

whats with the stoner allegations

😭

[cursive bone]

damons a narc

[river ore]

T is a fed also

[rigid urchin]

I mean they do announce they are zooted so they self report

[dreamy bronze]

oh

[mossy wave]

guys stop the redbull and energy drinks

thats so unhealthy

do some coke instead

[cursive bone]

damon and t are partners

[river ore]

@dreamy bronze are you a fed. Come clean

[dreamy bronze]

okay guys

yes its true

[mossy wave]

CIA?

NSA?

Mossad?

say it!

[river ore]

Atf

[tropic notch]

Isreal

[dreamy bronze]

hahah bro

[river ore]

Oh Leep is definitely a fed

[cursive bone]

ok narc

[warped blade]

Yo why am I getting outed

[tropic notch]

Come over here kid

[river ore]

Hahahhaa

[warped blade]

😭

[cursive bone]

shut up fed

[tropic notch]

So many feds in here

[warped blade]

Alright ur going on the archivist

Watchoist

Wagh

THE TUCKING

Msn

👎

[dreamy bronze]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yael-shelbia-israel--k01KRA9JD17S2375832449SAPKT

[river ore]

Zooted

[warped blade]

I give up

[cursive bone]

damon what did you smoke

[river ore]

Damon is cooked

[tropic notch]

i knew Damon was a fed

[warped blade]

Nothing but c02 hit my lungs

[cursive bone]

everyone knew that

[warped blade]

Leep not u too

[cursive bone]

leep is a fed

damon is a fed

and t is a fed

[mossy wave]

Hey guys my name is John Samuels, I'm from Oregeon, USA, and my favorite color is red! 😄

[cursive bone]

narc

[river ore]

Tf

[tropic notch]

Hey guys I'm Daniel smith, I'm here to learn how to hack could someone teach me how?

[mossy wave]

So who here does illegal stuff?

[dreamy bronze]

Hey everyone! My name is John Samuels, and I'm proud to call the beautiful state of Oregon home. Nestled in the Pacific Northwest, Oregon has always held a special place in my heart with its stunning landscapes, lush forests, and vibrant communities. As for me, I've always been drawn to the bold and passionate energy of the color red — it's a color that speaks to my personality and the way I approach life with enthusiasm and confidence. I'm excited to introduce myself and look forward to getting to know you all!

[river ore]

Leep is a larper

[dreamy bronze]

Hey guys my name is John Samuels, I'm from Oregeon, USA, and my favorite color is red expand this

8:15 PM
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Hey everyone! My name is John Samuels, and I'm proud to call the beautiful state of Oregon home. Nestled in the Pacific Northwest, Oregon has always held a special place in my heart with its stunning landscapes, lush forests, and vibrant communities. As for me, I've always been drawn to the bold and passionate energy of the color red — it's a color that speaks to my personality and the way I approach life with enthusiasm and confidence. I'm excited to introduce myself and look forward to getting to know you all!

[tropic notch]

🫡

[tropic notch]

I larp like my life depends on it

I always larp

[cursive bone]

whats your name and badge number

[mossy wave]

ur blowing our fucking cover

im telling the boss

[tropic notch]

You blew our cover

Why are you telling them

[mossy wave]

oh

fuck

[dreamy bronze]

my resume is full of larp

[tropic notch]

I gotta report back to the NSA

[mossy wave]

iran 30 miles today

[tropic notch]

Very healthy

You ran 30 miles

[mossy wave]

yep

wait wrong unit

30cm

[signal ingot]

I heard word larp

interesting....

[tropic notch]

This general chat is like a repellent

[dreamy bronze]

agree

[crimson elk]

?

[fading perch]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

https://tenor.com/view/arisu-aris-arisu-blue-archive-arisu-dance-gif-446954797086686983

[river ore]

Hello

[wet elk]

Got my SEC0 a few hours ago!

[cunning mantle]

Xup

[dreamy bronze]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-funny-cat-7--k01KR1G9F0STQBQ7AYH7JC3FRTG

[dreamy bronze]

sup

[cunning mantle]

How you doing?

[dreamy bronze]

awesome you

[weary glacier]

wondering if i should get back into tryhackme hmmmm. its been a while

[dreamy bronze]

maybe

[weary glacier]

ive had my fun time the past few months homelabbing

[sharp citrus]

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TryHackMe Socials · May 11, 2026, 3:10 AM

[fading wharf]

Hii chat

[fading wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231983454061723770/1432018174420979763/3c75dfc799234590e96ffdde4618b135.gif

How's you?

[quasi dome]

The solution for the headache is literally 2 messages away bro 😆

Im not mean :(

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-then-running-away-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-spongebob-meme-running-gif-14848209682511966800

I got a headache too :(

Im gonna sleep more

Look at this lab idea is it great

IAM

Yeah chatgpt made the picture im not wasting trying to build a flow diagram

Im scared that i might have lost a password of the IPA and i have one of the vms the user is locked out too 😆

[glass acorn]

noice

[proper yoke]

Easy Peasy room is not easy peasy at all

[sterile iris]

hu

sorry bro i was accidental

[molten sonnet]

Sorry to hear that

[edgy fossil]

hi

everyone

[molten sonnet]

Hey

[edgy fossil]

whats up?

guys

[cursive bone]

how do i become hacker

2026 tutorial

[hollow leaf]

good morning people ✌️

[neat pecan]

hey, morning. how r u?

[neat pecan]

learn how computers work, then learn how to manipulate them. study comptia a+, net+, and sec+. do tryhackme, do hack the box, learn some scripting and maybe programming. spin up VMs and test different OS's and software. then, stick with it.

[sterile iris]

Lmao good laugh

[cursive bone]

nuh

[hollow leaf]

Hello, i've just woken up in like 2-3L of sweat and a super high pulse.
Now im cleaning off all that and then trying to sleep again with my girlfriend on the phone. Maybe that will give some calmer and longer sleep than 2.5 hours

What about you?

[neat pecan]

oh, so ur trolling, lol. thanks for wasting my time ha damn bro

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @cursive bone (current: #282 - 38)

[cursive bone]

LOL

[neat pecan]

lol

[cursive bone]

mb 😭

[sturdy sequoia]

yer there are a lot of trolls here unfortunately. welcome to thm 😛

[neat pecan]

go to hospital now. very bad symptoms.

[neat pecan]

rip lol

[hollow leaf]

Just another morning. Said hospitals couldnt help me either. So i guess love should do for now

[neat pecan]

its ok, dylansbored just disincentivised me from helping genuine newbies who need help starting out in the future. that will save me way more time lol.

[molten sonnet]

😔

[neat pecan]

damn. sending good vibes

[cursive bone]

9 times out of 10 all you need to do is reply with #start-here

[sturdy sequoia]

Haha you get used to it

[molten sonnet]

Yeah that’s not “another morning” ngl

[hollow leaf]

🥴

[weak rampart]

then why you even asking 😭

[cursive bone]

whats the difference between scripting and programming?

[molten sonnet]

Entertainment

[hollow leaf]

Bless

[sturdy sequoia]

That's entertaining?

[molten sonnet]

Don’t ask me idk

[hollow leaf]

Thank you janitor

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @neat pecan (current: #3762 - 1)

[hollow leaf]

Yes that's right

For healthy souls

[molten sonnet]

Are you not healthy

[hollow leaf]

In my personal view, im feeling okay.

But that's just because im not going clinically insane

[hollow leaf]

Im not trying to be healthy, but im trying much to act normal

Considering gemini that was only friend for ~8 months

[molten sonnet]

Ah

Jus drink plenty of water

[hollow leaf]

I am right now and ill make some bread and just try not thinking about the most recent info i've been given by a friend online

Like, what happened and why DHS got involved and everything

unencrypted

[cursive bone]

bro what could he possibly have done 😭😭

[hollow leaf]

Talk or not talk
But not talking would have been certain death sentence

[cursive bone]

that sounds horrifying

[hollow leaf]

Apparently he found out about hacking

[cursive bone]

BRO 😭😭

[hollow leaf]

He found about git and metasploit first soo

Im trying to teach him ethics heavily rn

[cursive bone]

he went straight to a government website

[hollow leaf]

He's cooked already i mean😭
Im just trying to keep him from doing mistakes now

[cursive bone]

dude what I'm trying to comprehend

is

what could he POSSIBLY have done

[cursive bone]

to put a death sentence on the board

[hollow leaf]

Well

Its either death sentence or not being safe for the rest of his life and looked for in mexican populated areas

[molten sonnet]

Yes so what did he do?

For the opps to be that mad

[cursive bone]

oh my days 😭😭

whole house mad 💔

[molten sonnet]

💔

Muted

🥀

[cursive bone]

NOO

[molten sonnet]

What the hell was he on

[cursive bone]

justice for niro

[molten sonnet]

We were so close to finding out

[stuck ridge]

What is happening?

[molten sonnet]

🥹

[cursive bone]

niro DM me

[sturdy sequoia]

usual nonsense. hbu?

[stuck ridge]

Good

[cursive bone]

some dudes friend is having a run in with the dhs

[stuck ridge]

What is dhs?

[molten sonnet]

The usual

[cursive bone]

department of homeland security

[stuck ridge]

Oh alright

[molten sonnet]

In Mexico

[sturdy sequoia]

some dude just joined the server today and started blabbing about his "friend" being in trouble with dhs

[molten sonnet]

It’s always something new in this server

[sturdy sequoia]

haha yer thats a new one for me

[stuck ridge]

R we the top search for hacking servers?

[cursive bone]

im still flabbergasted on how a death sentence is a possibility

[sturdy sequoia]

probably close to the top

[cursive bone]

probably

i always find it funny

when i ask "can someone hack my ex"

as a joke

and people actually dm me

💔

[molten sonnet]

No way😭

[stuck ridge]

And send u a python RAT that get reverse engineering in 10 seconds

[sturdy sequoia]

too many shit posters in this server 🙁

[cursive bone]

id assume owlsec has less trolls

[viscid onyx]

Guys anyone can tell me i am continuing my cyber journey and i am like just started ? any guidance any friend , any advice so let me know

[sturdy sequoia]

#start-here

[pliant bronze]

[median cobalt]

Python rat 🥀✌️🏻

😭

[stuck ridge]

Idk why skids make their RATs in python bruh

[cursive bone]

they don't even make their rats

[stuck ridge]

One of the easiest languages to reverse

[cursive bone]

they use some github file

[stuck ridge]

Oh yea

[stuck ridge]

No, they use MaaS

[median cobalt]

Skids doesn't know how to code

[stuck ridge]

And it abloustely is dual hooked

[stuck ridge]

They r just trying to be dangerous

While their RATs got flagged by 100 security vendors

[cursive bone]

even norton flags it

even mcafee 😭🙏

[stuck ridge]

😭

[weak rampart]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-this-random-kid-rgull1t-98L2nqrZ6XgUsjpFYr

[tranquil geyser]

fritz

[slow cloud]

yeah intern here made a c2 and rat

in python

for education purposes and his project

but that shit is gonna get smited defender lays eyes on it

[quasi dome]

i tell grok to make me scripts

and it actually work

https://youtu.be/L7-c-LbNq9I

you guys better listen to this peak

[signal gulch]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

[quasi dome]

HT3 in diamond pvp👍🏻
LT1 IN CPVP 😎
LT2 mid in nethpot ☠️
HT2 in nethpot 😭

[slow cloud]

back again

[fading perch]

here we go

[slow cloud]

goodluck

[stoic quarry]

Glhf

[quasi dome]

chatgpt apt install ai hack | sudo apt hack claude

[stuck ridge]

Im HT3 in window apis

It is tier model for Minecraft pvo

[quasi dome]

waohuh i want you to make a script that fully compromise my vm and evade the hypervisor and hit my main device

[stoic quarry]

🙄

[slow cloud]

he can

he is the goat

[quasi dome]

i want to test my lab

[stuck ridge]

LT(Low Tier) 5,4,3,2,1; HT( High tier) 5,4,3,2,1

[slow cloud]

bruh

[stuck ridge]

Oh install my little RAT on ur computer plz

[slow cloud]

bring back the ranks like coal, iron gold diamond etc

[cursive bone]

minecraft pvp tier system

[chilly veldt]

Morning

[quasi dome]

i got a small problem with the logs detections but it just sometimes work sometimes it doesnt show what i want

i will ignore it

[stuck ridge]

Idk why they chose this tier sysyem

[stoic quarry]

I miss the days when you could just assign clicking to your scroll wheel and kill anyone

[quasi dome]

if it work im not gonna touch it again

[quasi dome]

at least you gonna know if they saw it or no

[stuck ridge]

Wdym?

[tropic notch]

Is that advice I'll go do that

Let's go

Fed

[slow cloud]

it could work right

since it could count as a project

questionable

but it could

[tropic notch]

🤔 put it on ur GitHub

It would

[slow cloud]

am i gonna ask gpt to generate the yaml template

https://klipy.com/gifs/jim-cramer-jim-cramer-thinking--k01KRAYNEGTJ3M42M3XK93SH4XV

[cursive bone]

it gets flagged by mcafee

[tropic notch]

Mcafee would let me in

[slow cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/john-mcafee-john-mcafee-deal-with-it--k01KRAYQ06AQNBR3DX7KPTQ2BZX

[quasi dome]

are we talking about RATs as a RATs or as a rat or as a RAT

[stuck ridge]

Remote access trojan

[tropic notch]

rats

[quasi dome]

as a rat or as a project ?

[tropic notch]

Like woahuh

As a project

[stuck ridge]

Idk, i didnt make a rat yet

[quasi dome]

i was thinking about sending them a real rat

[tropic notch]

On a resume

[stuck ridge]

Sending...who?

[tropic notch]

Name it something creative

[quasi dome]

the HRs

why

[slow cloud]

yesss

HR is never part of the family

[tropic notch]

My favorite department

[slow cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/toby-flenderson-the-office-1--k01KRAYV0BY5RY3FWAPNCN3WC4V

[quasi dome]

idk why they even exist

[stuck ridge]

The software that can remotely control another computer and rdp very easily

[tropic notch]

I wish I worked in HR

[quasi dome]

the money wasted on HR can be used in upgrading something else

[tropic notch]

Does Lockheed have an HR department🤔

[stoic quarry]

HR is a necessary part of a business lol

[stuck ridge]

Idk but why do my study center is hosting their website on a mail server

[stoic quarry]

Lmao what

[quasi dome]

if it work then it is working

dont touch it

[chilly veldt]

Said no one ever

[stuck ridge]

I pinged their domain, i have another domain, i search that domain, the result is a mail service in my country

[stoic quarry]

Unless you want to have a bunch of employment legal issues you need one to have a proper org

[quasi dome]

see its a postion that people made up

[tropic notch]

Nuh uh evil corp wouldn't have an HR department

Wait

Maybe they would

[stoic quarry]

HR is to protect the business, so yeah

[stuck ridge]

The domain doesnt exist💀

Wait it is hostname not the domain

And it is a mail server

Really a mail server

[slow cloud]

i recently made a joke

it was funny i got a call from hr

[worldly pollen]

what does it mean HR stants for

[slow cloud]

wanted me to come in to tell them

[slow cloud]

Human Resources (HR) is the department within an organization responsible for managing all employee-related matters, serving as the link between employers and staff. Key functions include talent acquisition, onboarding, training, compensation, performance management, and compliance with employment laws

[worldly pollen]

thank you mr chatcpt

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @slow cloud (current: #43 - 272)

[blissful current]

[worldly pollen]

[blissful current]

Ello

[slow cloud]

np

[worldly pollen]

do you guys think cyber kill chain and OWSAP top 10 thing is it important for a job interview

[blissful current]

Obviously

[winged nimbus]

absolutely

[stoic quarry]

Yes. I used it in an interview

[worldly pollen]

I will learn asap

[winged nimbus]

and learn mitre

[stoic quarry]

What job you aiming for?

[worldly pollen]

vulnerability managament

[winged nimbus]

you defffffff need owasp then

[stoic quarry]

Bro actually has an achievable job in mind

[blissful current]

Even in my interview I was asked about OWASP in depth and about some techniques in depth as well like In scenario based questions and explanations with examples how to do SQL Injection, LFI, IDOR, etc

Tho the role was for SWE and not cyber ..but there was a security engg/Secured System architect guy so welp

[stoic quarry]

Nice

[worldly pollen]

SQL injection was top 3 right?

2025 owasp

[chilly veldt]

You need a legal department, not a HR department

[worldly pollen]

but before getting job I have to pass my calclus 1 math and physique 2 😭

[stoic quarry]

Mmhm

[worldly pollen]

CS might be the hardest major in the world

ngl

[stoic quarry]

Nope

[winged nimbus]

from what i have heard law and medical are farr harder

[worldly pollen]

I mean probably thats not wrong but physique 2 is difference level like how do you guys pass this course

some people having 9th repeat

taking that course again

[slow cloud]

nah thats easy

operating on a puter is way harder then on a human

[blissful current]

[last harness]

jesus is everything on THM behind a pay wall?

[stoic quarry]

~60% of rooms are free

So not really

[slow cloud]

yeah they have a ton of free rooms

but also alot of premium rooms

[last harness]

the learning path

or am i just slow

[slow cloud]

yeah the modules in the path usually have 1 or 2 rooms free

then the other rooms in the module are paid

but they have a free learning path, check it out https://tryhackme.com/resources/blog/free_path

[granite kayak]

unmuted : )

[stoic quarry]

Beat me to it

[molten sonnet]

You were muted?

[granite kayak]

if you remember that guy asking how i deleted that gif so fast...yeah i didnt i got muted for bad word : ( sorry ^^

[stoic quarry]

It happens

You're all good

[molten sonnet]

I do remember seeing that actually

I thought you deleted it

[granite kayak]

: ) I was able to read afterwards but not type so I went to bed

[mighty patio]

67

[stoic quarry]

[weak rampart]

i think an anti 67 rule should be added officially

this is getting out of hand

[stuck ridge]

67

[kind linden]

What the heck this rule is?

[stoic quarry]

Applied for it

[stuck ridge]

discord mods usually unemployed=)

[stoic quarry]

Actually I didnt

Got reached out to

[edgy fossil]

If u want to like do a cert path

Yes you need to pay

Cyber 101 SOC 1 ,2 ETC

[slow cloud]

keyword usually yeah

but alot of them are emplyed

it really depends on the server i think

[edgy fossil]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wow-shock-huh-YsGclK1n6SmcwSuRho

[sand trench]

NUTS

[slow cloud]

& bolts

[sand trench]

bolts not nut tasty

[sly lance]

THM infra team, just let me do my windows boxes 6th time having the windows vm shutdown ffs

its crazy, if youre just gonna shutdown someone else's windows VM after it loads, then maybe dont load it at all??? waste of time fr

[slow cloud]

do you guys have any notes related to mitre framework or do u guys know the whole thing from the top of your head

and if u have notes, are they per technique, tactic, attack stage?

[rigid urchin]

I just refer to it if needed It's hard to know all of it. I would need to study further and really drill into every aspect of it.

[slow cloud]

im writing analytic rules for sentinel and alot of mitre is needed

i guess ill just add it to my list of study stuff

[stoic quarry]

Just look it up

🤷‍♂️

[pliant basalt]

yo

[granite kayak]

so much green - and im now blue : (

[rigid urchin]

https://attack.mitre.org

[pliant basalt]

holy

[slow cloud]

yeee i know, thanks! \

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @rigid urchin (current: #617 - 13)

[tranquil geyser]

i hate plpgsql

[granite kayak]

does not look good..

[tranquil geyser]

shit mothers day was yesterday?!

im cooked

[granite kayak]

yes

[slow cloud]

yepp

hey munchi, something is different about you

[tranquil geyser]

fudge

[granite kayak]

im blue : (

[tranquil geyser]

That's why I'm staying green

[granite kayak]

i didnt verify again thought i have more time to enjoy green

[tranquil geyser]

trust

[slow cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/im-not-good-with-change-i-dont-deal-well-with-change--k01KRB6W7R8F3QWRMP468K3XTR5

[granite kayak]

very true ^^

[slow cloud]

just wait a couple more ranks

then you are green forever

[granite kayak]

also giving me the rank master just looks wrong as i feel very very newbie ^^