general

[pearl burrow]

agree

[digital estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[crude stump]

Ketchup or mustard

[blissful current]

[crude stump]

Spunch bob is so peak

[digital estuary]

because we don't want to deal with your stupid shit and get in trouble because of it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[crude stump]

Meanie

[blissful current]

Sure lmao

[lucid pumice]

:hammer: long.username#0 has been banned.

[blissful current]

Like that would do anything

[digital estuary]

lol

[blissful current]

[slim bear]

LOL

[digital estuary]

KGB is the BEST

[crude stump]

To the shadow realm

[slim bear]

he went in here

[blissful current]

I had reported

[slim bear]

the banned user was in HtB earlier

left

I predicted he’d come here

[digital estuary]

awh shit i havent been in the server in the while i forgot about that cmd

[digital estuary]

bet his next place is owlsec

[slim bear]

LOL

nha

nah

[blissful current]

Best way to summon a mod lol

[slim bear]

doesn’t have hack in it

[crude stump]

Everyone at loser town knew of him

[digital estuary]

and probably 2 more servers

that are on the top of discovery for "cybersecurity" or "hacking"

[blissful current]

Cyberinfo

[cursive bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1479203981489082532/1484099687739949176/IMG_7213.gif

[crude stump]

Idk what it is with low life’s coming in here asking for hacking services. Like are you that stupid to realize discord is constantly being monitored???

[merry umbra]

I have a important question about proxychains interwined with tor service. Is it only effective if the certain tool uses TCP? So for example a UDP scan leaks your IP address right?

[pearl burrow]

especially for discord accounts.. is token logging still a problem?

[crude stump]

Definitely

Thats because people run random files sent to em and turns out it’s a infostealer.

[pearl burrow]

i have heard it is possible with discord bots too

never tried it out

[crude stump]

What is not possible these days. Criminals find all sorts of ways to ruin people’s lives

[blissful current]

Meanwhile my closed source discord bot with 50K+ lines of RUST with secured enough code

[digital estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eyes-eyeballs-cat-eye-emoji-eye-emoji-cat-looking-gif-9406810929029867845

[crude stump]

I think he’s talking about criminals creating discord bots that mimic verification

[blissful current]

Ah ...nah but they also hijack weak security bots

[crude stump]

Not breaking into the bot per say. Still a big deal

Oh yes

[cursive bone]

👀

[dim isle]

supp people

[digital estuary]

hello

[wispy stirrup]

hola

[pearl burrow]

hei

[wispy stirrup]

que tal

[stoic quarry]

English only please

[blissful current]

-# For da Mystery lovers

-# ||UVB-76 aka THE BUZZER||
-# ||Frequency 4625 kHz||

[wispy stirrup]

I don't speak English

[blissful current]

U just did

[stoic quarry]

Love the buzzer

[pearl burrow]

whats The buzzer?

[blissful current]

Search about it online ..that's the task for ya

[stoic quarry]

Tune in and find out

[pearl burrow]

thats cool xD

[stoic quarry]

Damn, vercel hack? I'll be honest I only knew it was a thing from people's profiles on here

https://vercel.com/kb/bulletin/vercel-april-2026-security-incident

[blissful current]

Good thing I purchased a domain and hosted via cloudflare

[stoic quarry]

Gitlab/hub hosting is right there

[tawdry zephyr]

Wassup

[stoic quarry]

Not much

[blissful current]

[quasi dome]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-noooooo-dream-sequence-gif-3498303690144489723

[stoic quarry]

You use it?

[quasi dome]

Wont anymore

[stoic quarry]

I mean, potentially too late

[tranquil geyser]

Crazyy

[untold jolt]

Hey guys can anyone give me a hackathon winning project idea

[stoic quarry]

Without any other context it'll be hard to give an idea that follows rules/guidelines, let alone a winning idea.

[dark frost]

world peace

[untold jolt]

Basically the theme is to build something that solves real world problems

[untold jolt]

Sorry i couldn't understand

[dark frost]

solve war issue

[stoic quarry]

Have you tried coming up with your own idea?

[untold jolt]

For that I have to become UN president

[dark frost]

are you sure about that?

[untold jolt]

Last time i attended my first hackathon and there I built a news verifier tool and i won that hackathon now i am preparing for my second but i couldn't get suitable ideas

[stoic quarry]

So if someone gives you an idea here do they get a share of prize money/awards/credit?

[untold jolt]

I don't think ai can resolve war problems

[untold jolt]

Mostly hackathons in my area are non cash prize hackathon ya but I can give him or her a credit

[dark frost]

https://tenor.com/view/madara-smile-uchiha-gif-13258058

[signal ingot]

Chocoyumi

[shadow plank]

Yo im looking for a bit of advice if possible a school has done stuff to me like installing monitoring software on home laptop etc I have full screen shots aswell as photos of the admin admitting to being in the wrong any advice on where to report to thank you

[stoic quarry]

The police or a board of education

[untold jolt]

Yea if I train my model like madara then i think it can solve problems 😂

[dark frost]

invent teleportation , or magic

[stoic quarry]

Why'd you let them install it on your "home laptop" though

[shadow plank]

I already brought it up to the like schools data protection officer cause I could see they could see what I was doing at home and I havnt had a reply for a month

[stoic quarry]

Depends what country you're in.

[dark frost]

depend on the contract you signed with the school , if home monitoring is in the program

[stoic quarry]

Invasive AF but yeah, could be well within their right

[shadow plank]

I didn’t the school system is shit and I pointed out a couple massive flaws and then they asked for it for a virus check and installed it without telling me and I’m from the uk

[shadow plank]

Nope I check all of that

[stoic quarry]

They asked for a virus check and installed a RMM tool? Wut

[shrewd dune]

sometimes I think that we are just the mistake made by the evolution system. It gave some of our ancestors a little bit more cerebral cortex than they needed.

[shadow plank]

It’s a monitoring software and it also has a virus scanning stuff but they tried to make it undeleable

I’m sorry what’s a rmm tool

[sand trench]

meep moops shadow goes for early sleep sloops to beep boops

[dark frost]

wait i just to an email , I also have to participate in a Hackaton next week-end , any ideas?

[rich lake]

Any advises how to get Diamond League top 1 medal? I feel i work hard all week, but its never enough.. For example this week this guy https://tryhackme.com/p/Lord0verRootX in 3h did 18 challenge machines, got 8k points.. How can i compete with that?

[dark frost]

select a fiew big point challenges , save the flags to input the week you plan for top1

[untold jolt]

Hackdays srinagar?

[dark frost]

nah , some small hackaton in my school

[untold jolt]

Where from you ?

[rich lake]

Is it a way to see how much points challenge will give before submitting flags? Also i'm not sure i'm prepared to do very big ones, even medium ones takes like half day for me 😄

[outer stump]

hi

[dark frost]

🇨🇭

[tranquil geyser]

top 1 is unreachable with people cheating

[untold jolt]

Oh am form India

[outer stump]

sweden?

[dark frost]

in most challenges rooms there are scorebord, leaderbords that show points,

any questions in a Hard challenge room is usualy 45 points

[tranquil geyser]

Just do easy rooms

[outer stump]

there a contest going on?

[tranquil geyser]

Nuh uh

[rich lake]

oh, yeah, you are right, thanks! Now need to do like 100 rooms to prep for my victory week 🤭

[dark frost]

i just came out of a ctf , 2 hour ago

didn't win a thing

even if my team was rank 11 :c

CIT@CTF

[hollow rose]

how was it like

[dark frost]

most challenge where easy , but some where super hard

i missed 3 challenges to be at the top :c

[outer stump]

i remember one when i came here before under another name. there was a contest and everyone was going for it. i won a few things but i came in when it was almost over. think some people won shirts, one won a laptop

[dark frost]

at chrismas ?

[outer stump]

think that was like 5 years ago

tim taylor . i don't remember if it was christmas

[dark frost]

there were many prices

[outer stump]

it was around 5 years ago

i think one halloween. they changed your name to glow. tim taylor was here, think a guy called skid, another guy he had a name that made him sound big. i forget it. i think it could've started with a b not sure his name was in red

[tranquil geyser]

bibi

[outer stump]

may have been, not for sure. didn't talk to much. actually helped people, i got banned cause i did something stupid i put an at everyone thnx

anyway wasn't really banned. they let me back in. i really didn't know what it would do. guess thats why i did it

but i don't see any names here cept very few. that was here when i was

[tranquil geyser]

bibi is an alias for benjamin natenyahu

you're right tho it might have been

[outer stump]

i was getting high in rank and wanted more started doing over the wire and thm. then decided to go to college for cyber security and forgot everything

college sucks just remember stuff for a cert then move on

you have the cert but can't do it

so i left college and came back here

ok, thats all lol

but i think they had 2 laptops they were gamer laptops but i cant remember what they were

any way im talking too much

yeah, i think it was halloween when you did some challenge and you got your name to turn like a neon green color

it was something like binji or buji bebe or bubu. was something like that

ok, going back to do rooms.

[crimson violet]

evb hacker here?

[stuck ridge]

?

[crimson violet]

js joined

[stuck ridge]

Hi

[crimson violet]

hii

is all yall hackers

[stuck ridge]

No

[crimson violet]

oh okay i thought

but there are sum are right

[chilly veldt]

I am an underwater basket veawer

[stuck ridge]

Uhm yea?

[cursive bone]

no

this is a welding server

obv

🥱

[crimson violet]

can yall teach me

[chilly veldt]

you can #start-here

[cursive bone]

#start-here

[stuck ridge]

Self-teach, we all do that, #start-here

[crimson violet]

soall of yall are self teachs

[real orchid]

I'm looking for skilled people to try and break a website, paid for it.

Send mp

[stuck ridge]

Reported

Mods will help u😈

[real orchid]

Its my website

[stuck ridge]

Oh, sorry

Wait, really?

Welp,i guess it is your website then

Idc anyways

[river ore]

Hi all

[cursive bone]

do that on hackerone

[strange ember]

hey people

[unborn glade]

hey

[strange ember]

hru g

[gusty inlet]

Anyone knows how do I find my placement in the last league?

[bronze thorn]

i think they are glitched

i didnt rank up while i should have

[dreamy bronze]

yea

[strange ember]

how bru

i wanna get good at ts

[crimson violet]

thats so cool

[strange ember]

starting at 0

[dreamy bronze]

study 7 hours a day

[strange ember]

and ill be goated?

[dreamy bronze]

LOL nah start with low hours but yeah pretty much

learn good study methods and do it everyday

[strange ember]

im doing like 2 hrs a day ish atm

started yesterday looooooooool

[dreamy bronze]

that’s how i started honestly

try to do a lot of hands on stuff as well

studying theory isn’t good enough

[strange ember]

like? and yeah ibr i can not wait to learn more

cant wait to have the banks over

lol jk

[dreamy bronze]

i can’t get into specifics because i don’t know your interests

but whatever you want to get good at just do hands on stuff instead of just reading about it

[strange ember]

how would i get into hands on stuff? sorry if im asking stupd questions...

[gusty inlet]

Check now.

[bronze thorn]

TNXX

[sonic minnow]

Dang

[kind oak]

Hello!

well the server is quite-quite i thought that due to its an ethical hacking server maybe there will be hacking stuff discussed but well looks like it was a mere assumption of mine

😅

[chilly veldt]

It's 3 am in Europe where many active people are from, and you only gave a 9 minutes time for someone to respond 😅

[kind oak]

well 6 am here

😅

[chilly veldt]

Yeah, give it a few hours and people will be talking in here like crazy

[dusty marlin]

just sent in 36 different applications for part-time / internship IT jobs, pray i actually get a response

i'm in a work study program with my college but i'm about to graduate + my funding is about to run out

and job experience is everything for entry-level cybsec positions apparently so i need one </3

[outer stump]

im going to learn all of this and do nothing with it

i remember people arguing about if python was an actual language or not

[heavy dragon]

has anyone completed room: Data Poisoning in RAG Systems

[blissful current]

[gusty inlet]

#ai-security-path

[long lotus]

I love Claude CLI, It even remembers my root password. 🥰

[blissful current]

[finite basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/sauron-lotr-hobbit-power-fire-gif-5704614

saw this gif and all that came to mind were geographic nightmares

[long lotus]

That means you need to get a job.

[unreal jasper]

Do you need developer?

[long lotus]

My dog guys lmaoo

[sturdy sequoia]

Afternoon all. How's it going?

[blissful current]

[blissful current]

good afternoon

morning for me ....office standup meets , nothing much , how about you

[sturdy sequoia]

First day back at school after the holidays. Smashed through the work and left at lunch time. Gonna be another easy term

[unreal jasper]

Do you need developer?

[blissful current]

nice
i had finished all my work on friday so i

I dont have any work today and this week

I'll be chilling

[sturdy sequoia]

It's so rare to see someone with a good work ethic. Nice one

Slacking off probably

exactly

[blissful current]

WFH+No Work = Holiday

[sturdy sequoia]

bot

[blissful current]

lol

[azure pond]

Hii can anyone suggest me certification for offensive path

[blissful current]

https://dragkob.com/security-certification-roadmap/

[finite basalt]

What do you mean??

[blissful current]

What are u Trying to do with @marsh lark ?!

[finite basalt]

Build a Lego tower with them 😌

[blissful current]

[finite basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/pączek-pączki-donut-polish-donut-overeat-gif-13606624

[long lotus]

Yes

[finite basalt]

Well since you show concern for my state of employment I'll put your mind at ease, I work full time in a job I enjoy 🙃

[blissful current]

aren't u richer than us , buy it yourself

[finite basalt]

Roll

Enjoy dude 😎

[long lotus]

Firstly, it was irony, and secondly, I don't care about your life. ;/

[finite basalt]

I don't think you understand what irony is but okay 😭

[long lotus]

👍

[finite basalt]

For the future ❤️

[long lotus]

Yes

[blissful current]

Brain-rot lover

[long lotus]

Real lol

[blissful current]

literally 0 work today ...apart from attending to meetings...i'll prolly enjoy ready or not

[finite basalt]

Your entire act makes sense now, take care dude 🫡

[finite basalt]

That sounds either amazing or dire

[blissful current]

amazing coz i finished all my work on Friday ...this week i dont think i have any as such work

WFH ...im not in office

[finite basalt]

A swim sounds class tbf

[dreamy bronze]

sometimes i get happy then i realize life is just working

likeok

[blissful current]

lel

[long lotus]

Interesting.....

[dreamy bronze]

mfs really out here gambling my rent

[blissful current]

ah yes my old roommate ( only did that ...gambling all day long on random stuff)

educated person but brainded gambling

[dreamy bronze]

[long lotus]

What is that dude

No

That's not a chart

It's a table about data.

You right

I used a better translator. I read something else. Nvm

[dreamy bronze]

[long lotus]

Come on. I'm not fluent on english

[dreamy bronze]

this reminds me of this one guy on twt posting charts spamming "long" and posting his fsiq score

[dreamy bronze]

its ok man

[regal forum]

Hello

[dreamy bronze]

[cursive bone]

aren't stocks pretty much gambling

[dreamy bronze]

LOL

[finite basalt]

What's the left side of the graph measuring at?

That's the secret to graphs is careful scaling to make it look better or worse haha

[cursive bone]

LOOL

im too broke to put anything in stocks

[finite basalt]

Graphs, they're great for portraying data in whatever light you choose based on time and perceived persoective

That's fair sounds decent tbf

[cursive bone]

i remember i got some gold back in like 2020

maybe i should sell it

dang

[crisp crater]

Do I have to do every single one to become the ultimate cyber GOD

[finite basalt]

Technically what I was referring to was distorted graphs btw Damon, the idea that graphs can distort data to suit a sources ideals, not accusing you of it obviously I was just making a statement based on the fact I saw a graph

[blissful current]

no lol

[crisp crater]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wipe-gif-16574265568803907770

[cursive bone]

i have some spare money

i was gonna put it in crypto

but i gotta verify everything

plus at least on the wallet i was gonna use

i need to be 18

scalping

?

ooooh

LOL

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1369766547010359337/1426551092061405305/togif-24.gif

idk what these abbreviations mean bro

ive never really done big financial stuff

oooooooh

ah

[kind linden]

He is a business man

or CA

[cursive bone]

i dont think ive checked what my interest rate is

🤔

i dont have access to my bank acc

so ill see the next time i get a letter from them

cause im not old enough to make my own

😔

[livid tide]

Can anyone here recover an Instagram account that's using two-factor authentication?

[sturdy sequoia]

nope

[river ore]

I hear Google has great options for Instagram

[cursive bone]

tell support

[river ore]

Probably their girlfriends account

[quasi dome]

Be specific which support somepeople lets say they aren't dumb but yk misunderstood

[livid tide]

It's no use, I've tried several times...

[cursive bone]

then stop

and js accept it

[livid tide]

Nope

[river ore]

No one here is going to help you

[cursive bone]

and if someone here does dm you

its a scam

"yeah ill recover ur account for $90 dollars"

[livid tide]

Haha, hackers telling people to give up just because Instagram couldn't fix it? Oh my, that's funny. Seriously.

[river ore]

We aren't illegal hackers

So move on peasant

[long lotus]

Finally

[cursive bone]

4btc and ill recover ur account

🙏

[river ore]

LOL

[livid tide]

Is recovering your own account illegal?

[cursive bone]

by hacking yes

[livid tide]

wrong, no and

[cursive bone]

bro who are you to say wrong

😭

[river ore]

Apparently he is

[livid tide]

Illegal means stealing data without permission, making threats, etc... understand the true meaning of "illegal"!

[cursive bone]

thats not what that

alr bro

its not even worth arguing

this is js ragebait

[quasi dome]

Too cheap compared to the market

You are losing alot bro

[river ore]

This kid is dumb lol

[river ore]

Running open claw?

[livid tide]

That's like telling a standard not to steal, for goodness sake!

[quasi dome]

Or just know a guy inside ig and pay him lmao

[river ore]

Dude why are you still here

[cursive bone]

and he gets fired

🙏

[long lotus]

Yeah
From Android with termux

[quasi dome]

For unbanning qn account i dont think tho

[river ore]

Oh shit nice

[livid tide]

I'm not even going to argue, a real hacker isn't afraid to do things, you cowardly hackers, hahaha.

Hahah

Bye bye, scaredy-cats!

[quasi dome]

Okay kido

[river ore]

Lol right

[cursive bone]

a real hacker is a felon

[quasi dome]

We should man up and hack ig and leak the whole DB after this

[cursive bone]

using ur knowledge

[molten sonnet]

I mean this is clearly rage bait

[quasi dome]

💔🥀 we gotta catch up

[cursive bone]

SideEye

[quasi dome]

Cargo run

🤣

I didn't leaen any rust qince last week

I have alot to be done

The cargo can wait

College projects

Full we app , full software with python connected to a db , full system design , full ecomm shop with WordPressthis for uni

[long lotus]

I recomend it. It's very nice 👌

[quasi dome]

Web*

🤷‍♂️

And the zta lab and the iam lab i was already buildingthus for my scholarship & cv

No

1 for me and 1 for the scholarship

[blissful current]

[quasi dome]

This for uni

Talk to my college dude

[blissful current]

[quasi dome]

You didn't believe me back then when i told u we take nothing

[blissful current]

Wtf ts

[cursive bone]

he goes to harvard

im lyingg

[quasi dome]

Its a dumb ass college

I regret everyday pass init

[blissful current]

[quasi dome]

Not only courses are dumb but the material is old too

[blissful current]

Sed

[long lotus]

Hell yeah

[warped galleon]

The saying goes stay with smart people you become smart stay with dumb people you become dumb this is real

[tranquil geyser]

cold

[dreamy bronze]

😭

[quasi dome]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-smart-so-many-genius-this-server-has-so-many-geniuses-gif-17960640212511392691

[blissful current]

[amber skiff]

heyy

[blissful current]

[amber skiff]

cn any1 suggest me some good yt channels to learn cyber secuirty topics?

[radiant bloom]

@placid bridge Please slow down. Further spam will result in a short timeout.

[stoic quarry]

Low Level, John Hammond, Computerphile. Just off the top of my head

[amber skiff]

Thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @stoic quarry (current: #86 - 133)

[amber skiff]

is there any1 with voucher for tryhackme?

[stoic quarry]

Vouchers are no longer purchasable iirc

[amber skiff]

okay then

[silver sky]

Vouchers are no longer purchasable.

If you have a valid one you can still redeem it.

Anyone offering to sell vouchers especially for cheap will likely be scammers

[amber skiff]

got it, thanks for letting me know

[quasi dome]

And the fire guy

Fire news something like that idk

[silver sky]

What context does that video have to this conversation

[quasi dome]

Its funny

[stoic quarry]

It's lxZy, they love posting random things for no reason

[silver sky]

Humour is subjective I guess

[quasi dome]

I had to choose between a femboy video or this but i choose this since its less problematic

[silver sky]

[cursive bone]

WHY would it be between those two

[stoic quarry]

You could have just contributed to the conversation too

[quasi dome]

Those what i found in my Instagram session

I try to picky more

[stoic quarry]

I fear for Gen Alpha in the workplace.

[quasi dome]

Who are alpha 💔

[timid prism]

What is gen alpha why are there so many new terms

[stoic quarry]

The generation born after 2010 iirc

It's not a new term

[timid prism]

Cant they be called like kids?

[quasi dome]

Millennium then z then qlpha ?

[stoic quarry]

Because in 10 years they won't be kids

[cursive bone]

that makes me realize

[timid prism]

Damn im old

[cursive bone]

im closer to adulthood than i thought

[quasi dome]

Imagine people born in 2008 are 18 now

[silver sky]

Please don't remind me

[timid prism]

Yea we call them kids lol and anyone elder as unc
These terminologies hvnt come to us ig

[quasi dome]

Anyone after 2005 is a kid for me

[timid prism]

See problem solved

[quasi dome]

I became an unc 💔

[timid prism]

Unc

[quasi dome]

Time really flies

[cursive bone]

its australian!

[warped galleon]

[quasi dome]

I Dont know what that even is

[warped galleon]

[stoic quarry]

I saw some stat that Gen Alpha aren't learning how to read properly.

[silver sky]

Sounds about right

[quasi dome]

Fr

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[quasi dome]

And they comeup with new words

[silver sky]

These are the same generation that think war is fun because they saw a tiktok edit

[timid prism]

War is fun for one person

[quasi dome]

Its good to die in war so you go to heaven immediately

[cursive bone]

i dont think death is good

[stoic quarry]

Associating words less with meanings and what they think it should work. Like a teacher had a bag that said CHIP on it. She asked a student what it said and they said "potato" because they know Potato Chips are a thing... But don't know how to read

[timid prism]

That person aint this gen

[quasi dome]

Everyone will die anyway

[cursive bone]

thats insane

probably

[quasi dome]

Use Internet, use ai , search in another servers

[silver sky]

[quasi dome]

Reddit, quora

[cursive bone]

its so weird

thinking

in 5 years

im gonna be a grown ass man

[stoic quarry]

We getting nihilism in the chat today

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/burnt-peanut-side-eye-the-burnt-peanut-gif-6339277251445282356

[quasi dome]

You are old enough to know when ai is saying BS let it summarise the big ahh document then

[stoic quarry]

Imagine Sisyphus happy type beat

[silver sky]

insert phonk edit of something

[quasi dome]

Idk how people enjoy phonk

[stoic quarry]

Different things

[quasi dome]

Its some weird sound layers above each other enough to lower you lifespan

[cursive bone]

i dont think music lowers lifespan

[silver sky]

You know, I'd have thought it would have been right up your alley

Music is good for the soul

[cursive bone]

blackbird?

[stoic quarry]

What about evil soul burning music. 😈

[silver sky]

Welcome to legal jargon

[cursive bone]

ooh

sounds cool

if ur rlly paranoid consult a lawyer or smth

[stoic quarry]

Might need to consult with a lawyer aye

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-monkey-think-monkey-meme-ponder-monkey-idea-gif-6401133862108294696

[cursive bone]

music of doom and despair

arent all lawyers expensive

[quasi dome]

Beg her 😆

[stoic quarry]

Doom ost goes hard tho

[cursive bone]

is she one of those harvard graduate

[quasi dome]

You should date a lawyer

[cursive bone]

top of her class

type of lawyers

[silver sky]

Why?

[warped blade]

ok so i need to run a DSGL classification pass

[stoic quarry]

Imagine the arguments

[quasi dome]

So he doesn't have to pay for her

[cursive bone]

LOL

id imagine law is a very stressful career path

LOLL

[stoic quarry]

What type of lawyer?

[silver sky]

Long hours, high stress, and unpredictable schedules. And then throw on top the fact they are LITERALLY trained to argue.

Fuck that 😂

I'll stick to nurses/doctors

[cursive bone]

doctors are still very stressed

but it probably depends on specialty

[stoic quarry]

So... Long hours, high stress, and unpredictable schedules?

[cursive bone]

pediatric doctors probably dont gaf 🙏

[quasi dome]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-knower-meme-bro-knows-ball-ball-gif-17027802866392353851

[quasi dome]

They are hot 🔥

[stoic quarry]

A job role doesn't require an aesthetic quality

[cursive bone]

LOOOOL

[quasi dome]

I donnt want to

[cursive bone]

i want to get into medicine when im older

[stoic quarry]

Most people need medicine when they're older

[cursive bone]

LOOL

[quasi dome]

No i never saw a bad doctor or nurse

[cursive bone]

makes sense

[stoic quarry]

They usually dont stay a doctor or nurse for long if they're bad

[silver sky]

I'm basically saying I'll stick with my Mrs if I say otherwise she might beat me

[quasi dome]

I have a lot of respect towards them too

[cursive bone]

i want to be a emt during college

👀

[cursive bone]

tell that to matsui hiroki

[quasi dome]

Those compete with airport crushes

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-you-sure-about-that-gif-22429959

[quasi dome]

Once i saw Asian girl i cant forget how shee looks like

[stoic quarry]

Matsui was subsequently banned from performing surgery by the hospital and resigned in 2021.

[cursive bone]

yeah but it took a WHILE before he was fired

atleast to my knowledge

[quasi dome]

I love Asians

[stoic quarry]

That's weird

[cursive bone]

oh nvm

only 2 years

[cursive bone]

keep lxzy away from osint

[silver sky]

Damn that's wild. You saw a girl and can't forget her.

[quasi dome]

Not really she was so pretty like she was a model or something

[silver sky]

that's creepy as fuck

[stoic quarry]

I mean this in the most genuine way, please touch grass lmao

[quasi dome]

Admiring people is weird

[cursive bone]

isnt lxzy the person who has dogs running his shit

LOOOOOL

[quasi dome]

My English is bad sorry

[cursive bone]

LOOOOOL

the dogs walked him down 🙏

😭

[quasi dome]

Great movie idea and her grandpa with 50 years of karate experience teach me to beat dogs

[cursive bone]

👀

give me a cut

for ggiving u the idea

[blissful current]

[quasi dome]

My phone will die

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-to-the-ground-tyler-rake-chris-hemsworth-extraction-2-drop-to-the-ground-gif-4318899257120670193

[quasi dome]

They should invent a battery that last forever

[silver sky]

That's called mains power

[cursive bone]

eh

[silver sky]

Sorry they beat you to it

[cursive bone]

im not sure if thatd work

[quasi dome]

💔 🥀

[silver sky]

With a big extension cable anything is possible

[cursive bone]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

alr ima gts

bye chat

[silver sky]

Did you know, WiFi on the plane is achieved by the flight crew draping out the longest ethernet cable in the world out the back of the plane!

For legal reasons this is not true gen alpha kids

[stoic quarry]

They can't read that fr unc

[carmine goblet]

lmao 🫠

[silver sky]

It's there in black and white, if they choose not to read it, I'm legally covered

[silver sky]

So he can scroll his Femboy rubbish on Instagram forever

[outer stump]

even if they could, they wouldn't put it out because there would be no money in selling batteries that could last forever

lol femboy

[remote zodiac]

Is studying old AVs going to help me learn modern AV evasion?

[outer stump]

any of you read 2600: hacker quarterly?

its been out for a very long time

surprised no one knows about it

it's been out since the early 80's and still going

well, anyway take a look and see what you think

[rose sun]

hey guys, i wanna buy a low budget laptop to continue learning on thm and install ubuntu on a VM.
What kind of laptop can u recommend? Is there anything i need except 16gb ram?

[slow cloud]

a decent cpu

decent storage

[rose sun]

256gb ssd enough?

thinking about an older macbook air

[slow cloud]

256gb should be workable

but vms can clog that up pretty quickly

if you want low budget

dont buy mac 😂

[rose sun]

256gb macs are quiet ok to buy (used). but if i need more then 256gb it's getting expensive 🙂

any system/brand u prefer? Right now i am using a Dell

but it's old, slow and only has 8gb rma

[slow cloud]

i like hp lenovo

[rose sun]

*ram

[slow cloud]

dell is pretty good

[rose sun]

really? i don't like this dell. 😂

what about lenovo thinkpads with i5 core? too slow or fine?

[slow cloud]

i had an i7 9th gen with 16gb ram carried me through 5 years of school

classmates of mine had 8gb

it just depends

[rose sun]

i just started learning and it's just a hobby (i am old 😂 ), so i guess i won't make it to the highest hacking ranking 🙂

whats that?

[slow cloud]

its a ripper

of threads

i wish my company had a better range of laptops

[rose sun]

ah ok. i prefer a laptop so i can try/learn when i am not at home. As said, it's just a hobby

[blissful current]

Mine has Dell and MacBooks -_-

[slow cloud]

same here

my old company had HP

i loved the hp's

[delicate sapphire]

Guys does anyone have an idea from where I caj learn priority queue

Please help 🙏

[rose sun]

but i need a monitor for this.
I have a job with some time between work and in this time i can learn with a laptop.

[slow cloud]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priority_queue

[delicate sapphire]

My brother in christ you have too much faith in me that my monkey brain can understand all of that

I need a video lecture of some sort

[slow cloud]

ah okay

gimme a sec

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=priority+queue+video+lecture+of+some+sort

[blissful current]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-pop-corn-squishiverse-squishie-eat-gif-14663111896038914536

[delicate sapphire]

indian guy coming in clutch

[blissful current]

[slow cloud]

fr

they always come in clutch

I will be here chat!! who else?

[blissful current]

me

[blissful current]

nice

[stuck ridge]

[timid prism]

Im always there

[hard trout]

yo guys im currently using metasploit can someone teach me how to use it or how to hack?

[blissful current]

hack what???

[coarse hedge]

What does it mean?

[hard trout]

anything really

[blissful current]

Illegal without permission

[slow cloud]

soo you are using it

but dont know how to use it

[hard trout]

yeah

[hard trout]

my phone

[slow cloud]

so you are not really using it then

[slow cloud]

so you want to hack other peoples phone

thats illegal

[granite kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/hackers-nikon-puter-mom-hacker-gif-22733324

[hard trout]

MY PHONE ONLY

[slow cloud]

surely

We are not gonna help u here

google has all your answers or #start-here

[coarse hedge]

We aren't AI to get prompt injection

[hard trout]

alright

[slow cloud]

Metasploit is basically when you initialize the polymorphic payload vector through a reverse staged handler while the RPC daemon negotiates shellcode entropy across a semi-obfuscated transport layer. Once the module loader syncs with the exploit tree, you pivot laterally via a loosely authenticated session bus and just kinda vibe with the buffer alignment until it pops.
At that point you’re not even “running exploits” anymore, you’re just orchestrating packet feng shui while the framework hot-swaps encoders like it’s doing DevOps for chaos. Throw in some auxiliary scanners, sprinkle a post module or two, and suddenly you’ve got a fully abstracted compromise pipeline with questionable life choices baked in.

do that

boom

you can hack phone

[hard trout]

ok

[dull otter]

https://tenor.com/view/scratching-my-nuts-gif-16799734835953594490

[slow cloud]

if you want a step by step

Totally Accurate Metasploit Workflow™ (do not try at home):

• Open terminal and dramatically increase hoodie power level.
• Type something that looks important and press Enter with confidence.
• Select a module based entirely on vibes and cool-sounding names.
• Set options you don’t understand until the errors stop yelling at you.
• Whisper “payload” like it’s a forbidden spell.
• Hit run and stare intensely at scrolling text as if you caused it.
• If something works, pretend it was intentional.
• If nothing works, blame “network conditions” or “entropy.”

Congratulations, you are now doing advanced cyber wizardry.

[dull otter]

bro had to make sure the bulletpoints were formatted on his shitpost

[granite kayak]

how .. why you have that copy pasta ready so specific lol ^^

[dull otter]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-the-aura-aura-meme-aura-farming-feels-the-aura-meme-gif-8288143849566529885

[slow cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chatgpt-cheating-cheating

[dull otter]

let's think about this step by step

[slow cloud]

yeah otherwise my brain cant handle it

[dull otter]

https://tenor.com/view/seems-we-both-got-autism-autism-well-that's-good-to-know-undateables-gif-8141656680447688612

[slow cloud]

True indeed

[blissful barn]

Penelope has now its own MCP server. You can instruct it to interact with the obtained shells. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/carlosmarq_postexploitation-penelope-claudecode-activity-7451322342078836737-Yapv/

[dull otter]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shield-trying-to-get-a-job-linkedin-linked-in-skeleton-shield-meme-gif-9363013859792382682

[pearl burrow]

Why are so many people coming here asking how to hack someone?

[upbeat sequoia]

hi all looking to hack gf account can anyone help

[pearl burrow]

Isn't it obvious that tryhackme is a learning and studying platform and not some edgy darknet forum

[granite kayak]

lol

[slow cloud]

yeah

but not to people who dont read

they just searc "hack"

and join the first server they see

and its against the rules

but guess what

they dont read it 😂

[pearl burrow]

I feel the urge to send them a script that prints "hacking in progress estimated time: 2 hours
Sleep(10) and then let them sit infront of a terminal that does nothing 😂

[crimson orbit]

which is most beautiful linux distro

[slow cloud]

well, its alot of your own customization

you can make it as beautiful as you want

[pearl burrow]

r/unixporn

[slow cloud]

yeah check that

[granite kayak]

you can pretty much adjust any distro to look like whatever pleases you. If you dont want that hassle and look for out of the box rice with linux look for hyprland + dot files that you can almost copy. Or you can use a script like JaKooLit, hyDE or the current favor for people that dont wanna set things up could be omarchy. A cachyos out of the box with KDE also looks nice so totally depends on your preference

[slow cloud]

but itll mostly be arch

[granite kayak]

Personally I hate all that bloat and tags like cool hacker os. So I use a base debian or arch system and adjust it to my liking (ofc i still run a kali/parrot vm sometimes^^)

[slow cloud]

i want to keep it minimal like

this was early stages on my bm

vm

[granite kayak]

yeah i like setups like that : )

[undone fable]

https://cyberfreak.hashnode.dev/api-authentication-explained-part-3

[dense hinge]

halo

[slow cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/master-chief-walking-1

[dense hinge]

anyone want gemini jb prompt

[slow cloud]

jb?

speak english bruh

[dense hinge]

jail break

[granite kayak]

I feel like my laptop shows to much stuff before it finally boots now ever since i set up a encrypted partition. I start see the Laptop Brand, see my splash screen, see the password request, screen adjusts a little after i typed enter. Shows sddm, shows kde splash....idk...thats alot °_° i already adjusted systemd boot to not show unless i press a key that would be 1 more screen flip otherwise -.-

[slow cloud]

what distro u got

[granite kayak]

arch

[slow cloud]

oh debian

[slow cloud]

then i dont have anything say

https://klipy.com/gifs/mujikcboro-seriymujik-1

[granite kayak]

Still ; /

i searched there alot i dont think i can disable the brand splash

maybe i disable the UKI or whats it called

unified kernel image

the splash screen i set myself

ye thats what i mean tho

I know.. maybe i just wanted to vent : (

i probably just played around to much as i never used a encryption so i setup splash for plymouth etc. I guess i need to adjust it again to show as little as possible. Except my cookie monster splash as i like that : /

I guess its just the extra decryption step that i am not used to

its quite fast which makes the screen changes so much more annoying ^^

it is ...

sorry ^^

[dense hinge]

halo

wsp everyone

[granite kayak]

writing it down once actually helped tho, i got a good idea on how to "fix" it now 😄

[stoic quarry]

Not much

[dense hinge]

guys where to submit jailbreakin prompt to be fix

[unborn glade]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-walking-cool-dog-dog-hat-walking-dog-meme-gif-14291267419772061160

[coarse hedge]

And it will be asking
Wassup dawg?

[blissful current]

[slow cloud]

you report it at updog

with?

who do you need to hack

just get it out of the way

serious help

but does not say what they need help with

https://klipy.com/gifs/batman-thinking-16

oh yeah

i see

oh they already posted it

[untold trout]

anyone facing issue in tryhackme? everytime i submit an answer in checkbox it gives this error

i tried
enrolling in/out of the course
tried different courses
relogin
used librefox and brave
enabled javascript, even added THM as exception
disabling shields, some extensions

i am able to do everything except submitting an answer

Oops, this page failed to load

Something went wrong while loading this page. Try refreshing to give it another shot.
Error ID:2c25de1cf46b48cf8fb9fa867cf3115a

[slow cloud]

ctrl f5?

[untold trout]

nope no amount of refreshing working,

brave, librefox, chromium

same error

[slow cloud]

yeah i saw

didnt read far enough\

[untold trout]

i have the subscription also

[silver sky]

I was thinking did the bot just gain sentience and work out what was happening 😂

[silver sky]

That wouldn't change it

Contact support

[e-mail]

[untold trout]

okk

[slow cloud]

sure

you can also dm me

no promises tho

[dull otter]

had a friend who looked and walked exactly like this

[bright stone]

Can anyone hack my school website.😭😭😭 I’m sick and tired of all stupid exams. Our website has some high bugs. Contact me dm

[slow cloud]

no

if you know of "high bugs" tell the faculty about it

that might score you points

[outer stump]

.

[rough onyx]

Can anyone here hack my grandpa’s email?

[slow cloud]

why

[chilly veldt]

🧌

[slow cloud]

why would you even want to hack ur grandpa

[outer stump]

lol

[rough onyx]

He’s a pain in the ass plus he’s cheating on my grandma

I really want to expose him

[slow cloud]

did you know

that hacking someones email

[outer stump]

then just follow him

[slow cloud]

is illegal

[rough onyx]

Who cares

[slow cloud]

we do

[rough onyx]

?

[slow cloud]

and the police do

[marsh python]

Looks like he lost his money in crypto

[slow cloud]

since well this server is

[rough onyx]

Oh! I see

[slow cloud]

ethical

[outer stump]

just become a pi and follow him, take pics

[slow cloud]

let me just go into these crypto discords and ask how to steal crypto

do you think people will help me with that

as a Moderator/Community Manager

would people help?

[outer stump]

they'd tell you to leave

[slow cloud]

yeah

like we are doing here

but then its "who cares"

but when its his server

he will say the same

little hypocritical buddy

anyway, no one is gonna help you here

[outer stump]

people has always came in here asking the weirdest shit

[slow cloud]

yep because they think people will just hack anything

for them

[outer stump]

lol grandpa's email

[slow cloud]

and if he is cheating

just go to ur parents buddy

😂

[outer stump]

lol

[rough onyx]

Why would you want to steal someone crypto?

[slow cloud]

i dont

but its illegal

in any form

and probably not allowed in the discord where you are a mod

[outer stump]

leave gramps alone and let the chips fall where they may

called karma

you also need to think about the backlash. if he is doing that and you rat on him, he's spry enough to spank that ass

finished one path. thinking about watching something on prime

[slow cloud]

prime has good stuff

[outer stump]

thought about the boys

but too me its just too sexual

[slow cloud]

idk, havent watched it

[outer stump]

i got burned out on the 3rd season

need an action movie

https://tenor.com/view/simplejack-simple-jack-tropicthunder-benstiller-gif-5249306

[regal forum]

anyone want ctf i have

i want to create 4 team member

prize 🏆 3.5 lakh

[slow cloud]

guys who has a high xp bar when it comes to hacking?

my xp bar is low

i need some help

[coarse hedge]

You're kidding, right?
right?

[coarse hedge]

Name of the CTF?

[blissful current]

ya i cant even hack anything , my bar is lower than yours

[glossy holly]

i can

[coarse hedge]

Let him first share the name of the CTF, pal....

[glossy holly]

it's so important?

to know the name of ctf

[coarse hedge]

Yes. It is. I will join separately with my team

[slow cloud]

its like the biggest CTF ever

[coarse hedge]

Not with him

[slow cloud]

everyone here is joining

[coarse hedge]

#koth ?

[slow cloud]

idk im just saying words

there was drama in #koth tho

that was fun

[coarse hedge]

Yeah, it is.

Someone closed ssh

Who is this hecker deleting flags..

[regal forum]

alright i will share

[glossy holly]

When it will start?

[radiant bloom]

@regal forum Please slow down. Further spam will result in a short timeout.

[regal forum]

anyone want to know details dm me

[gritty bane]

try writing it in your own words this time

not ai

[topaz steeple]

hewwo :3 what we doin

[peak jay]

Hey guys do someone know something about making backdoors in kali? Pls i need help w something to get it running well.

[slow cloud]

[slow cloud]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thanos-impossible-4

[gritty bane]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[peak jay]

What? I am just askin

[slow cloud]

no one will help

[gritty bane]

less asking more doing

[slow cloud]

go learn stuff

you can figure it out

[peak jay]

Yeah i tried everything but the session are always dying

[coarse hedge]

Just share the CTF url, we don't like to disturb anyone by dming them

[gritty bane]

clearly you have not tried everything duhhhhhhh

what machine are you doing'

[slow cloud]

whats that

im just hacking my crush their kali machine

(troll ofcourse)

mods

[gritty bane]

crush what it is

[regal forum]

SecLeaf CTF 2026
Hackers, it’s time.
I’m planning to participate in this CTF and looking for teammates.
23 May, 14:00 IST → 24 May, 14:00 IST
Team Based (Max 4 members)
Prize Pool: $3650 (~₹3.5 Lakhs)
Totally FREE to participate
Challenge Categories:
• OSINT
• Web Exploitation
• Cryptography
• Forensics
• And more...
If anyone is interested in joining and forming a team with me, DM me ASAP.
We need to register today only
Let’s build a strong team

[gritty bane]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-gif-7862813030606789338

[gritty bane]

holy fucking shit dude

[peak jay]

I have kali where i made the script and i am trying it on windows 11

[gritty bane]

quite while you're ahead

or i think behind

i dont know england language

[coarse hedge]

Thanks. You're the best

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @regal forum (current: #3732 - 1)

[gritty bane]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[coarse hedge]

Let's meet in competition

[peak jay]

What?

[regal forum]

okii

accept my dm

[gritty bane]

i dunno have you tried maybe DISABLING THE AV??

[slow cloud]

how to do this without local admin

[gritty bane]

get local admin

[slow cloud]

how to get local admin without local admin

[gritty bane]

you have to get local admin

[frosty vapor]

privesc

[slow cloud]

whats that

[frosty vapor]

escalating priv

[slow cloud]

priv?

[frosty vapor]

leges

[gritty bane]

i thinhk that means like private or something

[slow cloud]

thats what i was thinking

[gritty bane]

oh oh

[slow cloud]

maybe i just need to create a backdoor in kali

[gritty bane]

he is saying you have to escalate beyond privacy

dont give him privacy i think

[slow cloud]

and then try to deploy it

[frosty vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334322

[slow cloud]

will my job like it if i do this so called "priv esc"

[gritty bane]

they will like it so much that hr will ask to see you

[frosty vapor]

They call those RGE's usually

[slow cloud]

yeah

i asked you before

with what

[gritty bane]

no man we cant hack your roblox

[slow cloud]

but then you disseaperd

[silver sky]

How about let's not mute evade.

[slow cloud]

^
oh

ur that guy

yeah whatsup

we most likely cant help

but whatsup

based on what info

[gritty bane]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

why should we get involved in your silly little affairs

[slow cloud]

i mean

we cant help

there is litteraly 0 info

plus

illegal

and if he is in your school

go to the school people

[silver sky]

What do you think we are police?

[dull otter]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[paper tide]

your 16? i had a stroke reading that 😭

[dull otter]

lmfao

[silver sky]

@stoic quarry you about?

[digital estuary]

me asf watching the chat

[stoic quarry]

Ye

[slow cloud]

classic school

[stoic quarry]

One sec

[slow cloud]

but cya bud

[silver sky]

Thanks mate

[slow cloud]

it was nice having you here

we will see the next account

when you evade your next ban

[dull otter]

yeah lmao

[slow cloud]

just like the mute

[lucid pumice]

Done!

[slow cloud]

why is ur color so ugly here

[slow cloud]

he also had a alt

[paper tide]

https://giphy.com/gifs/baby-bye-slide-m9eG1qVjvN56H0MXt8

[slow cloud]

@static ocean

this one

[digital estuary]

[dull otter]

what the FUCK

how many alts does he have

[slow cloud]

just that one i think

@devout elm and @static ocean this one should be banned

[silver sky]

@stoic quarry just so you know they have a second account here that was auto muted earlier too

[digital estuary]

how many alts does he have

[dull otter]

just that one i think

[silver sky]

He came in with the one that was just banned because he was muted by the bot

[lucid pumice]

Done!

[digital estuary]

ahhh alright thank you for explaining boss

[stoic quarry]

Cheers for the catch

❤️

[hollow spire]

yo guys