general

[supple tangle]

tmw at 14pm uk time

[tranquil geyser]

Fah

sad

[supple tangle]

i only got 9 so far

didn't get any today i went back to sysmon room but i can't focus much

[quaint ferry]

i have 6 not worth rushing the path

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-dicaprio-applause-we-had-a-nice-run-gif-17609909

[coarse hedge]

Hmm

[supple tangle]

some of the ticket rooms are quick and easy

[languid aurora]

Sal1 isn't that great anyways... Sorry not sorry. 😆

[supple tangle]

idk if i got a free coupon i'm def trying it out

[quaint ferry]

i mean free is free but im deranking back to bronze

im gonna go focus on cisco

[languid aurora]

I mean it's free. But I won't rush tickets and ended up ruin my learning flow or pay for it.

[quaint ferry]

in aoc so many neophytes got pt1 and their knowledge so far is what does the mouse button do

[echo sentinel]

That's how raffles work

[languid aurora]

They got 12 months validity though

[supple tangle]

now only how to keep the streak going

[bleak quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

Yoo

[languid aurora]

Did u complete first shift?

[echo sentinel]

Not fully

[languid aurora]

Same

Tapped out task 6

Where did u stop?

[bleak quartz]

I wonder if people played fair or if some ppl botted

To have a higher chance

[languid aurora]

That's not to be avoided on a public free raffle lol

[bleak quartz]

Yeahh

[supple tangle]

i didn't check when it started so i clicked 6 hrs late

i only went through 13% of the path anyway

[digital heron]

My friend is playing baldurs gate 3 on his twitch, and he neeeds 3 viewers to reach affiliate, maybe someone could come to watch for a short moment? https://www.twitch.tv/alrikrr

[languid aurora]

13% is better than no progress at all. Good job.

[half relic]

no

[supple tangle]

yeah i mean it was a nice break from the red modules

and i got interested in cyber through malware analysis anyway

[bleak quartz]

What is baldurs gate

[languid aurora]

I don't even know why I'm interested in cyber. I saw blue team boring, red team cliche.

[languid aurora]

Game

[bleak quartz]

I like both lol

[bleak quartz]

About what

The name tells 0 about the game

[supple tangle]

it's a dnd rpg game

solo or multi

[languid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/laezel-lae'zel-lick-laezel-laezel-lick-githyanki-gif-14938116807619011324

[half relic]

i would be more interested in blue team modules if they didn't depend on software i don't have and can't install at work at my level.

it would actually be really useful then

but this is just for fun anyway

[supple tangle]

wait you can't just use attackbox?

[cosmic pendant]

This is the defender version of testing in prod.

[river garden]

i have a random person that started following me; my profile should be posted nowhere; my name is not related to my discord one; how did this person follow me?

[half relic]

installing the tools or not having them

[cosmic pendant]

installing them at work with a lab and practice

[half relic]

no i mean if the labs used only technology i have and use i could actually apply the material to something i do and it would be more interesting

[bleak quartz]

Thm?

I have a bunch too it'a due to country leaderboard

[half relic]

the customers should probably have stuff like that but all i have is logs and bash and powershell lol

nothing i can do about that eitehr

[bleak quartz]

What

[half relic]

if the labs were about filtering logs with bash it would be useful to me

or things like that

i don't know if i am making any sense

[bleak quartz]

There is labs for that

Just use the search feature

Scripting with bash

[supple tangle]

yeah i mean some of the ticket rooms i did were that

[half relic]

i don't know if i would learn much from a room called scripting with bash

[bleak quartz]

Filtering logs is very easy tho u could js create your own log lists and practice on those

No lab needed

It's not hard either

[half relic]

i already use it for grepping throught logs if it was more advanced stuff that i dont' already do

[naive kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-bocchi-dance-anime-dance-anime-cute-dance-gif-8640564821222907754

[bleak quartz]

It was an example -_-

[dark wolf]

Ehh, you will learn a lot

[half relic]

i would just get a book

[dark wolf]

You want to know how bash scripts work because hackers put malicious bash scripts on a system

[bleak quartz]

Then do so

[dark wolf]

Get a book on TCP/IP!!!!!

[half relic]

i know how they work already im pretty sure i wouldn't learn much

pretty sure

[bleak quartz]

Not with that attitude

[dark wolf]

I bet you would learn a tiny thing you didn't know

thats why i went through the whole training

[half relic]

based on how the other intro rooms are here

[dark wolf]

that and i like points

[half relic]

maybe

[dark wolf]

how many points you got qurti???

You been here for a long time qurti you should have a gazillion poitns

[bleak quartz]

My thm profile is in my github bio

Like a link to it

[bleak quartz]

Hahahha

[half relic]

powershell seems like such a pain compared to bash

[supple tangle]

powershell is nice

[half relic]

if i look for examples of scripts that do things i do in bash they are like 10x as long

and more complicated

to do the same thing

[dark wolf]

I can see you are 0xE

i have 70k pts 🙂

[half relic]

powershell is beter than the alternatives on windows

i don't like it though

[bleak quartz]

Ye almost titan :)

[dark wolf]

i don't like it but i learned a couple things

[dark wolf]

do the first shift ctf if you havent

before they remove it

[bleak quartz]

It's pretty nice

[dark wolf]

about 2k pts there

[bleak quartz]

I fw it

[supple tangle]

i first learned c# so powershell seemed pretty similar after

[bleak quartz]

Oo

[bleak quartz]

I don't play for points but sure I'll mark it down

[dark wolf]

powershell is easy.. i just ask claude for the command, paste it in, get an error, give claude the error, paste in a new command, get a new error, then give it to claude then paste a command that actually works

[half relic]

it shouldnt; seem bad to me since i used to know Java pretty well which is also object oreiented it just seems overengineered for a scripting language though

it could be that i just got used to bash

idk though

[bleak quartz]

What did you use java for 👀

[dark wolf]

I hate Java

[half relic]

i didnt really use it for anything i would do things like create data structures and print them graphically lol so nothing near professional. biggest project were for school

[supple tangle]

i hear that a lot

[reef cove]

Do you guys have to bypass the WAF on a regular when testing a site

[half relic]

I actually like java which isn't consistent but i just learned it better than other languages

[reef cove]

Java I read recently is in everything

[bleak quartz]

Java and Kotlin are literally peak

[reef cove]

Literally/

[bleak quartz]

Haters gonna hate

[reef cove]

Not JavaScript

[bleak quartz]

I've been using it for years

Love it

[half relic]

i ended up working on the website in my internship cause i mentioned java and they got it confused with javascript

[bleak quartz]

But switched to Kotlin a bit more a few years ago

[half relic]

lol

[reef cove]

I found that fascinating because I grew playing a game on a phone and it use to say Java I was like 5

[half relic]

but i didnt' care cause it was supposed to be a helpdesk job but they were letting me work on the website lol

[languid aurora]

I'm about to venture Java cuz of uni. What's your tips?

[half relic]

i would have taken any language

cobol lol

[reef cove]

Do you guys bypass firewalls regularly when testing?

[half relic]

just kidding

[reef cove]

Doesn’t seem like there’s anyone who hacks here what is this

🧐

[supple tangle]

it's true

[half relic]

this is a knitting club

[languid aurora]

This is a server for life hacks like 5 minute crafts

[reef cove]

Oh well I’m in the right place the

[sand mason]

can confirm

[bleak quartz]

Similar to any other programming language

1. Setup essentials so your IDE (Intellij is beautiful fuck Eclipse) and JDK 21 is pretty nice
2. As any other don't try to js memorize syntax but understand it and I love watching other ppl code so find some streams on twitch or yt also use a StringBuilder for strings and ye

[sturdy sequoia]

Yer this server is for ethical hacking. So that kind of stuff rarely gets brought up because not many people here are actual professional pentesters

[half relic]

lol i used eclipse

[languid aurora]

Thanks I'll note it. And Where did you learn Java?

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @bleak quartz (current: #102 - 100)

[half relic]

one thing i liked about java was all the libraries

and the documentation is clear and easy to read

[bleak quartz]

I've done multiple courses but originally from hyperskill and freecodecamp but honestly those only gives the basics

[reef cove]

But I think some people should have atleast familiarity with WAF

I need the real deal

[bleak quartz]

The actual thinking process can only be learnt through projects

[reef cove]

I’m In nahamsec group but it has people who take questions here and there but it’s slow

[bleak quartz]

Also it's nice to make a new tab bar or wtv its called for java docs

Always nice to check if u forget stuff

[half relic]

i just did projecteuler type stuff

[sturdy sequoia]

Yer but bypassing firewalls is usually associated with something unethical

[bleak quartz]

And take good notes as usual

[half relic]

and i had a few books about the types of questions they ask at job interviews

[reef cove]

It’s unethical if it’s not authorized

[half relic]

maybe i should get back into that at some point

[reef cove]

I’m doing bug bounty so it’s authorized

[sturdy sequoia]

Yer, that's why I said usually

[bleak quartz]

Yes

[bleak quartz]

Firewalls are very often a thing in you way in fact mostly only easy labs won't have em

At least at some level

[reef cove]

Like every site you test is there some interaction with firewall

[languid aurora]

Hyperskill seems expensive. I was thinking of codegym but I'll think I'll get coursera+ instead cuz it has more than coding, especially discrete structures.

[bleak quartz]

Like real hunting or labs?

[bleak quartz]

Yeah DO NOT buy it

[reef cove]

I’m on a BB target trying to bypass what ever is blocking me

[bleak quartz]

Hyperskill used to be free for students

But the last few years

[reef cove]

Real hunting BB

[bleak quartz]

They killed their comm

Made everything paid

And increased prices

[bleak quartz]

Ofc

Ofc there will be firewalls lol

[supple tangle]

i was going through the database course on fcc it's alright i learned some stuff

[bleak quartz]

Wafs are basically in every site

It's like required

[reef cove]

Yeah I just wanted to verify

[bleak quartz]

Ye lots of others exist too

[reef cove]

I’m trying to build hacking method I’m still new

[half relic]

are you talking about bypassing wafs or like layer 3 firewalls

[bleak quartz]

I would recommend to find the one u like and stick to it for a bit

[half relic]

that's totally different

[bleak quartz]

I'm currently doing stuff from codeacademy

As I got the annual plan

[bleak quartz]

Ye good

[half relic]

i was just curious

[bleak quartz]

It's good to have a checklist too

[half relic]

i wonder what language i should try to use if i do get back into that

[supple tangle]

i got year of thm and htb labs so i'll be grinding that this year

xmas sales go brrr

[half relic]

problem is i like bash but that's seems kind of old fashioned lol

[supple tangle]

wdym old fashioned bash is still useful

[half relic]

i know its usefull but if you wanted to make a small project you would probably use python or something wouldn't you

i use it all the time

i guess it doesnt' really matter

it seems like for things bigger than one liners most people use python

or something

i liek perl too but that's dead

[supple tangle]

idk there's a bunch of bash scripts still used a ton

what are you saying

[half relic]

c# is tied to microsoft

that's cool i just never really see people using bash for anything too big

not any more but it could be my bubble

maybe go would be good

maybe i should learn bash scripting then lol

might do go instead though

if i do get back to that but im spending time on pentesting stuff right now and i have kids and stuff so i can't spend too much time on useless hobies lol

[long lotus]

3 more scam website domains taken down !

https://tenor.com/view/jerseyjoe-rampage-dance-gif-8832213644022479773

[half relic]

are you reporting them or something

[long lotus]

reporting

[half relic]

ah

i used to go through my spam and find malicious links and email the web host lol

i didn't do it for long though

i didn't follow up on them or anything

it was mainly hacked wordpress lol

wordpress doesn't have to be bad but when it gets out of date it's terrible

[long lotus]

In my case, I get paid to do this work, and I've already made $350.

[half relic]

awesome

who pays you

[long lotus]

companies

[half relic]

are they phsining sites for some company and the company pays you

that's cool though

[long lotus]

Defamation, identity theft, and trademark infringement....

[half relic]

interesting

[long lotus]

People love my work so much that I became "famous" on Instagram.

[half relic]

awesome

[tardy roost]

Hey, don't know if this is the right area in the discord to ask this. I'm quite new to this platform. I've been recently going through the SOC Level 1 path on TryHackMe and I've come to the Snapped Phish-ing Line Room. Prior to reaching this room the material I was reading felt like it was sinking in and making sense and when I've got to this room, part of me is feeling like did I even come across this before. Is there more things I should be doing prior to these type of rooms that are challenges? Apologies for the long message but any help would be appreciated.

[timber quarry]

i can't subscibe

does anyone know about it

[half relic]

room help might be a better place for this type of question, but I'm not sure i am doing the pentester path

[tardy roost]

Thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @half relic (current: #630 - 12)

[proven quartz]

You should verify your account to get access to more channels:
https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6495858-discord-how-do-i-verify-my-tryhackme-account

[tardy roost]

Thanks, I've done that now

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @proven quartz (current: #17 - 592)

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-blehh-cat-conswayo-yoyo-gif-2728106887809527143

[sand trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

be careful with this song

it can push you to the limits

[languid aurora]

https://youtu.be/lsH3lcJHT84?si=8R2GlgXFfnyXUihe

[somber oxide]

What that means?

[winged nimbus]

this means you have gone up a league

[somber oxide]

Ooh, the new update

I was curious about SAL vouchers

[languid aurora]

It has been in thm for a while

Diamond League for three weeks 💪

[half relic]

i just moved up a league but i have barely been doing anything

[digital saffron]

Hi there does anyone experience problems when accessing machines or is it just the HTTP/2 Request smmugling room:

root@ip-10-80-82-171:~# curl -I https://10.80.140.163:8000/
curl: (60) SSL certificate problem: self signed certificate
More details here: https://curl.haxx.se/docs/sslcerts.html

curl failed to verify the legitimacy of the server and therefore could not
establish a secure connection to it. To learn more about this situation and
how to fix it, please visit the web page mentioned above.

https://tryhackme.com/room/http2requestsmuggling

[sand trench]

think it is supposed to be http and not https

[half relic]

its an ip address

[digital saffron]

no in the page it said https you can check

[sand trench]

if you are 100% sure it should be https instead you should add the flag to curl that makes it ignore self signed certs

[half relic]

i don't think it would be practical to put valid ssls on all the test machines even if it used a domain

[sand trench]

and no shadow does not know said flag of the top of their head

[digital saffron]

and even with http it wont work

root@ip-10-80-82-171:~# curl -I http://10.80.140.163:8000/
curl: (56) Recv failure: Connection reset by peer

[half relic]

-k

[digital saffron]

but the browser wont access it

[rapid merlin]

try adding on a -v to get verbose output. also, try scanning tcp port 8000 on the target to see if it shows open.

[hasty sky]

what hacking tool should i make i have a port scanner, packet sniffer, and ip and mac getter, all in python

[sand mason]

automate exploits

[sand trench]

log parser/reader

[hasty sky]

thanks and do you want to see the code

[sand trench]

naaah

[digital saffron]

For the verbose curl:

root@ip-10-80-82-171:~# curl -I -VV  https://10.80.140.163:8000/
curl 7.68.0 (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu) libcurl/7.68.0 OpenSSL/1.1.1f zlib/1.2.11 brotli/1.0.7 libidn2/2.2.0 libpsl/0.21.0 (+libidn2/2.2.0) libssh/0.9.3/openssl/zlib nghttp2/1.40.0 librtmp/2.3
Release-Date: 2020-01-08
Protocols: dict file ftp ftps gopher http https imap imaps ldap ldaps pop3 pop3s rtmp rtsp scp sftp smb smbs smtp smtps telnet tftp 
Features: AsynchDNS brotli GSS-API HTTP2 HTTPS-proxy IDN IPv6 Kerberos Largefile libz NTLM NTLM_WB PSL SPNEGO SSL TLS-SRP UnixSockets

root@ip-10-80-82-171:~# curl -I -VV  http://10.80.140.163:8000/
curl 7.68.0 (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu) libcurl/7.68.0 OpenSSL/1.1.1f zlib/1.2.11 brotli/1.0.7 libidn2/2.2.0 libpsl/0.21.0 (+libidn2/2.2.0) libssh/0.9.3/openssl/zlib nghttp2/1.40.0 librtmp/2.3
Release-Date: 2020-01-08
Protocols: dict file ftp ftps gopher http https imap imaps ldap ldaps pop3 pop3s rtmp rtsp scp sftp smb smbs smtp smtps telnet tftp 
Features: AsynchDNS brotli GSS-API HTTP2 HTTPS-proxy IDN IPv6 Kerberos Largefile libz NTLM NTLM_WB PSL SPNEGO SSL TLS-SRP UnixSockets

[sand trench]

if you really wanna share the code you have github/gitlab/codeberg to upload your code to

[rapid merlin]

lowercase v. that's giving you the version info.

[hasty sky]

yea

[digital saffron]

and for the scan:

PORT     STATE SERVICE  VERSION
8000/tcp open  ssl/http nginx 1.23.2
|_http-server-header: nginx/1.23.2
| http-title: The Social Network
|_Requested resource was /post/12315198742342
| ssl-cert: Subject: commonName=localhost
| Subject Alternative Name: DNS:localhost
| Not valid before: 2021-04-10T06:51:56
|_Not valid after:  2031-04-08T06:51:56
Warning: OSScan results may be unreliable because we could not find at least 1 open and 1 closed port

[sand mason]

if it were cpp i'd be interested in a review, but not so much with python

actually

if you have a github I'll check it out. I could make a project of porting it to cpp

i'm bored

[digital saffron]

check this too:

root@ip-10-80-82-171:~# curl -I -v  http://10.80.140.163:8000/
*   Trying 10.80.140.163:8000...
* TCP_NODELAY set
* Connected to 10.80.140.163 (10.80.140.163) port 8000 (#0)
> HEAD / HTTP/1.1
> Host: 10.80.140.163:8000
> User-Agent: curl/7.68.0
> Accept: */*
> 
* Recv failure: Connection reset by peer
* Closing connection 0
curl: (56) Recv failure: Connection reset by peer
root@ip-10-80-82-171:~# curl -I -v  https://10.80.140.163:8000/
*   Trying 10.80.140.163:8000...
* TCP_NODELAY set
* Connected to 10.80.140.163 (10.80.140.163) port 8000 (#0)
* ALPN, offering h2
* ALPN, offering http/1.1
* successfully set certificate verify locations:
*   CAfile: /etc/ssl/certs/ca-certificates.crt
  CApath: /etc/ssl/certs
* TLSv1.3 (OUT), TLS handshake, Client hello (1):
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Server hello (2):
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Encrypted Extensions (8):
* TLSv1.3 (IN), TLS handshake, Certificate (11):
* TLSv1.3 (OUT), TLS alert, unknown CA (560):
* SSL certificate problem: self signed certificate
* Closing connection 0
curl: (60) SSL certificate problem: self signed certificate
More details here: https://curl.haxx.se/docs/sslcerts.html

curl failed to verify the legitimacy of the server and therefore could not
establish a secure connection to it. To learn more about this situation and
how to fix it, please visit the web page mentioned above.

[half relic]

use the -k flag to ignore the certificate

[hasty sky]

do not know if you are talking to me but i can give it to you

[sand mason]

* SSL certificate problem: self signed certificate```

[sand mason]

ye

[hasty sky]

https://github.com/GhostHX-Net/Tools

[digital saffron]

check it

[hasty sky]

is that shell code or html

[sand trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FemY9TALgfo

[half relic]

-I will follow the redirect

[sand mason]

curl verbose output

[sand trench]

YAY

[hasty sky]

and it is all python and READ THE READ ME

[half relic]

i mean -L

sorry

[sand mason]

the readme is so messy 😭

https://tenor.com/view/imostergolfra-gif-25274972

[digital saffron]

IT retune a ton of html text

[half relic]

then it worked

[hasty sky]

yea i am new to github but not to coding and the main file is muit.py

[digital saffron]

Yeah but the browser wont accetp

[half relic]

you might have to make an exception in the browser

[digital saffron]

It is being proective

I will try

But that should be fixed it could be an expired SSL

or a self signed one

[sand mason]

i'm gonna go over it and I'll give you a fork if I port anything

[hasty sky]

to do a port scan in the main file(muit.py) when it is running you have to type ip/scan/av:the ip and then it will work

[half relic]

it looks like it's self signed

[sand mason]

so muit is supposed to be a sort of framework, sort of like how msfconsole works?

[hasty sky]

oh and the port scanner is av.py

[hasty sky]

yes i am tying to make a better cmd that can hack

[sand mason]

can I DM you to discuss this further if I have any questions?

[hasty sky]

yea

[sand mason]

bet

[cosmic pendant]

WHy are you reinventing the wheel?

and do you think you can do better for a framework?

[half relic]

probaly the same reason i wrote binary tree printers lol

[hasty sky]

no i am making the wheel a square

[sand mason]

I'm only interested because I haven't coded anything serious in like a year now. working on another project and I think this'll be good practice

[hasty sky]

yea

[half relic]

you can write scripts to extend nmap too

lua i think

if i am even spelling that write

some scripting language i never used anyway

right

jeeze what is wrong with me

i wrote write

[half relic]

i almost want to get this

[supple tangle]

yeah that series i nice

oreilly books are nice too

[half relic]

I like oreilly books

a lot of publishers other than oreilly and no starch press seem to have kind of dry books

[echo sentinel]

No starch is goated when it comes to hacking books

[half relic]

i had to look up goated lol

[sick berry]

Can you explain this server to me?

[echo sentinel]

I think #start-here will do it best

[sand trench]

while blah; do;
echo ello
elihw

[sick berry]

appreciate it

[hasty sky]

what is the best coding language

[half relic]

i don';t think there is a best

and it depends on what you are trying to do too

[sand trench]

assembly

[half relic]

i wouldn't write a hypervisor in javascript, but if you are making a web page you can't really escape it

a website

a modern website with ajxax and stuff i mean

it just seems like it would take months to write hello world in assembly

im exaggerating

[sand trench]

considering asembly is the language that runs every computer device in exsistence it is hard to beat

sure writing it is no fun

[hasty sky]

no brainfuck it the best

[modern vine]

I need help with this one coding question can I get some help

[hasty sky]

sure i will try

[modern vine]

Okay let’s get on a call

[hasty sky]

no, no mic text me

[modern vine]

Oh okay

[echo sentinel]

Don't ask to ask, just ask - preferably in #programming

[hasty sky]

nobody responses in programming

[sand trench]

meeps moops shadow goes to sleep sloops to the beep boops

[somber elbow]

is there THM list of machine that I can practice to help me prepare on CPTS?

[mighty prism]

Guys, is there a better room for networking on thm that is more detailed and doesnt just gloss over networking (im talking about presecurity)?

[timid orbit]

aren't there htb machines for that?

[somber elbow]

yes there is. I'm done with the module, I don't want to subscribe in HTB VIP+ to do extra practice. I'm have THM ever since and monthly is much cheaper and practical. I just want to know if someone here also use the platform for such prep. Well, I don't want to blindly spawn some machine with out a goal.

[timid orbit]

vip+ is expensive now 🙁 so i get it

[somber elbow]

Indeed.

[timid orbit]

@somber elbow jw what does cpts teach comapre to say ejpt or pt1?

[somber elbow]

I didn't take ejpt or pt1 yet. Although, I've done the old eCPPT and use THM to practice back then. One word on CPTS though. It's a "tribulation". I'm on my 7th month prep but still not confident. lols

[timid orbit]

idk what eCPPT teaches i assume it's just more in detail on post-exploit and whatnot

i heard cpts teaches shell scripting for exploitation and have been looking into what approach to take to learning more red team stuff

i did ejpt but am going to study for pt1 soon cuz i paid for it on discount (regrettably so)

[somber elbow]

I've done eCPPT and CRTO, you can say I have some basic stuff. But CPTS outright saying in front of my face that I know nothing about PT 😆

Specially those web stuff. I'm not sure about "shell scripting for exploitation". But I learn a lot doing things manually rather than using automated tools and scripts. A lot more in enumeration and privesc that other trainings teach imo.

Well, I'm just looking on THM to be an alternative practice ground instead of HTB VIP+. Also HTB boxes is more of CTFy.

[timid orbit]

i looked at the red team and web exploit path they have a LOT of material

like in the jr pentest path they actually cover things like IDOR which is suprising

[somber elbow]

👍

[timid orbit]

good luck on ur exam

[somber elbow]

thanks, will not happen for the next 2 months I guess. lols

[strong fjord]

how likely do ransomware gang leave backdoors after a successful transaction

Cuz if they did. Wouldn't that hurt their business?

🤔

[pale tree]

gm gang

sup

[sick maple]

sri lanka is cooking

ASKoroneConfused

100k loan from a "beggar"

lol

[fickle osprey]

Are all bluetooth headphones vuknerable rn? Cause i kept hearing weird noises while listening to music, sometimes it also disconnects randomly

[sick maple]

there's a thing called whiperpair now ig

anyone can hijack your bluetooth devices if they support google fastpair

[loud marlin]

but it needs to be in proximity in bluetooth range

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-deep-sea-king-ominous-menacing-inazumax-gif-20123974

[fresh cobalt]

Just did the last with boogeyman 2 in time , while i'm sure that i'll have nothing with the statistics i still hope to have this cert voucher perfect time as i'm looking for a job, thm do you hear me lol

[sick maple]

ya

[river condor]

hi everyone

[hallow hazel]

could be due to interference, used to have that when i walked next to a microwave 😄

as ralexander said, whisperpair only works within bluetooth range

[languid aurora]

How does ollama creators make money?

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas3dss-atlas3dss-begging-atlas3dss-poor-atlas3dss-homeless-gif-25927308

[river condor]

@hasty sand im working on an OS you probably wont respond but i just wanted to say it coming out to a lot i mean its got 130k LoC and around 800 files its written in rust

[languid aurora]

When you put it that way... It's kinda funny.

[languid aurora]

Great job, man!

[river condor]

huhhhh

[river condor]

wow

lolll

nice one

[sand mason]

trying to find documentation on writing a cpp program that interacts with systemd got me like

https://tenor.com/view/stressed-stressed-out-im-stressed-gif-6289320449545116130

[frail zenith]

Ayo did google got breached ??

[fading perch]

how to have fun learning THM

[strong fjord]

best of luck brody

I hope you'll get it

[west mango]

im starting to get bored so i need help w that too

[sick maple]

i hope not

[fading perch]

why don't you get bored of studying?

[sick maple]

I do get bored. but i have no other choice so i do it

[west mango]

real

thankfully tho i gotta learn python so im not really wasting so much time

[fading perch]

What motivates you to study?

[languid aurora]

Think what will happen in June 18, 2058 at 4 PM if you don't study well.

[west mango]

BEING THE BEST HACKER RAHHH

[west mango]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[strong fjord]

Just gotta get through it lmao

[median grail]

Sry my acc got hijacked, please clear all the photos

[languid aurora]

/photo clear

[fading perch]

what do you mean?

[west mango]

if u dont study = bad job
bad job = less money
less money = worse life (usually not always)

[strong fjord]

aight im out

[fading perch]

Is money the goal of our life?

[frail zenith]

Dying is the ultimate goal of every human's life

[west mango]

not really the goal of life is different from one person to another but overall having money helps you live a comf life and make ur family have a good life aswell

[kind narwhal]

#1460315980428214303

sa gençler

[languid aurora]

How will u raise a family without money

[kind narwhal]

nasılsınız

iyimisiniz

[frail zenith]

There side quests in the life which you have to complete before dying

[languid aurora]

Dark truth of modern world

Everything revolves around money

[frail zenith]

Tf

[west mango]

yeah sadly "money cant buy happiness" is the most fake quote out there :/

[kind narwhal]

huh?

turkısh yazcan

[frail zenith]

I don't understand what you said

[languid aurora]

Money can't buy happiness... Having money to pay bills Is happiness. Having money to put food in your table is happiness..

[kind narwhal]

ok

[fading perch]

I think money is just a tool to achieve goals, nothing more than that

[west mango]

yeahh so without money goals arent achieved

[languid aurora]

How will u beat 0day if you won't study well. You promised you will beat 0day... @fading perch

[kind narwhal]

@jagged yarrowskidy

check dm

[fading perch]

I thought you forgot

[west mango]

Woa woa

[languid aurora]

I don't forget people's promises.

[west mango]

I will remember that promise too now >:)

[fading perch]

you have a strong memory

[west mango]

We trust u beating the 0day vithaya!!

[sick maple]

my future plans

[sick maple]

we are not anonymous, we are not legion

[frail zenith]

We are anonymous Legions

[languid aurora]

Lenovo Legion vs Lenovo Thinkpad

[frail zenith]

Maybe his acc was hijacked and many servers recieved Mr Beast crypto scams or sumshit like thar

[sick maple]

yh lol

[languid aurora]

I'mma go home, screw uni

[sand mason]

accurate uni experience

[west mango]

Real

Thankfully uni is cancelled tmw for me cuz snow storm >:)

[languid aurora]

I've never experienced snow before

[dark wolf]

oh my

[languid aurora]

What is it 5 star general virotrizante

[dark wolf]

You've never experienced snow??

[languid aurora]

I live in a tropical country.. So yeah.

[frail zenith]

Mf in mah uni have 80% attendance mandatory

[dark wolf]

It's fun

but sketchy climing mountains covered in it lol

[languid aurora]

I'm actually a good student. Class has ended, I'm going home.

In our uni. 10 absents = dropped out

[kind linden]

i failed 2 times btw

damn!

[languid aurora]

Isn't it slippery

[frail zenith]

I have already 2 backs

[languid aurora]

Which subjects

[frail zenith]

Cuz those fuckers have made the examination software using chatgpt

[kind linden]

2nd semister in college, mechanical engineering.

[frail zenith]

Which detects if you are right clicking using the touchpad(not restricting it)

But extensions are allowed

[languid aurora]

Ah, I'm not Mechanical Engineering so I'm good.

[timid prism]

We have only labs and tuts. Lectures none. But i still go cuz fun

[timid prism]

[frail zenith]

I inspected their frontend through f12 it was full of emojis with comments

[timid prism]

Thats rough

[languid aurora]

We have to wear uniform too

[timid prism]

LMAO

[languid aurora]

Are y'all unis require you to wear uniform most of the time

[timid prism]

Ok that was funny

[frail zenith]

From my batch they removed uniform system

[timid prism]

Nope

[languid aurora]

Uniforms are so high schools bruh

[timid prism]

Uniforms im uni are none

[sick maple]

me neither

[languid aurora]

Your name is literally snowie

[frail zenith]

IRONIC

[frail zenith]

My university is literally called "bla bla school of engineering"

[sick maple]

we also have a uniform

even in highschool

[timid prism]

[sick maple]

not in uni tho

[sick maple]

😭

[timid prism]

Snow doesnt come here its sad

Dry winters

[languid aurora]

Our uniform is just;
Blue polo with uni logo.
Any jeans or slacks for bottom

[gray sonnet]

I see you have a favorite gif now lmao

[languid aurora]

guards won't let you in if you're not wearing uniform

[cursive bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889349880152195135/1268608202162044928/hello_there.gif

[timid prism]

Oh u dont live inside uni?

[languid aurora]

If you somehow got inside your Id will be confiscated

[languid aurora]

Uni is only 20 mins walk away from my house

[timid prism]

Ahh

[cursive bone]

but your name is snowie

[languid aurora]

They should rename to
Rainie or Muddie since it's what they have; no snow.

[cursive bone]

yeah!

[timid prism]

My name can be elon musk and still be broke 😭

[cursive bone]

take notes snowie

[frail zenith]

Use the freezer

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-roll-soil-gif-8070801

[timid prism]

The dog

[sand mason]

the dog tho

[safe pond]

we in australia also build snowmen out of sand

[frail zenith]

Ain't your snowman alive ?

[languid aurora]

How tf do yall make the sand stick together

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sandman-spider-man-spider-man3-ryuko-fd-gif-23548170

[safe pond]

if it gets hot enough

[cursive bone]

water maybe

[sand mason]

elmer's glue

[safe pond]

put some water in it

but fr have you never travelled anywhere with snow?

[frail zenith]

Fair enough

[languid aurora]

Nah

I don't even have a passport yet

[safe pond]

sadge

[languid aurora]

Dead end life

[safe pond]

im sure there's many upsides to a tropical life

[timid prism]

Carrot

[timid prism]

Hot hot hot

[frail zenith]

Food

[safe pond]

it's literally 45 degrees here 😭

celsius

[frail zenith]

Rookie numbers

[timid prism]

I shifted from my home to my uni which is near desert and mountain

My home mains a constant 20-30 temp throughout

Here it's a swing

0-50

[safe pond]

it's unbearable for me 😭

[safe pond]

it's hotter inside my home than outside

[timid prism]

Yall just gotta turn on the ac

[frail zenith]

24/7

[timid prism]

There is no ac in rooms here

[timid prism]

Nah no way

[languid aurora]

I don't have AC either

[timid prism]

2 hours a day is fine

Fan is enough

[frail zenith]

I live in a very weird place in summer it's 47 in winter it goes to 9

[timid prism]

Yea similar

[frail zenith]

So pretty fucked up Imo say

[timid prism]

But winter is colder

Summer is hotte

[languid aurora]

Only have access AC, 3 hrs per week. Those are during computer lab sessions at uni. 🤣

[timid prism]

And the funny lart is

Its the same dag

Day

[frail zenith]

Ya in desert

[timid prism]

0-30

And if you are lucky it will rain

[frail zenith]

I am in hostel and I don't have to pay for elec so...

[timid prism]

Yea

I experienced winter for the first time like this

Fun

[sick maple]

but it doesn't snow here

[cursive bone]

change your name to 'ie

[sick maple]

mudman 😭

[sick maple]

[frail zenith]

Do global warming 👍

The winters will get more colder

[languid aurora]

Snow is overrated anyways

[frail zenith]

Boom Snow

[sick maple]

fun fact:
a pig without 3.14 is 9.8

[languid aurora]

Only kids gets hyped to snow

[languid aurora]

Why a pig without pi is 9.8

[frail zenith]

3.14 is pi

[languid aurora]

Yeah obv

[frail zenith]

G is gravity

[languid aurora]

Ouh

https://tenor.com/view/bbcan-bbcan3-kevin-martin-punny-funny-gif-13716526

[sick maple]

yh lol. there's a region in the middle of our country, which has the coldest weather in sri lanka. minimum 15 celcius. last it it dropped to 3 celcius

never happened before

[sick maple]

a pig without pi is "g"

9.8 ms^-2

[timid prism]

It's so cool

[languid aurora]

I wanna move to Mt Everest

[frail zenith]

Any yackutian here ??

[frail zenith]

Wanna live between dead bodies ?

[languid aurora]

Sure

I can be next

[timid prism]

Everst is nice

The regions there get snow

My mess uncle showed me his home videos of snow

[frail zenith]

The travellers there sure aren't

People claim they climbed while their shit being carried by sherpas

Smh

[timid prism]

Why care

Buy a house there

Leave civilisation

[frail zenith]

Cuz Everest is literally the dirtiest mountain now

You get paid for bringing a ton of garbage down of Everest 😂

[timid prism]

Oops

Oh how much

Money mentioned

[languid aurora]

Money goblin

Same

[frail zenith]

There is current 4000 dollars deposit you have pay if you don't bring all garbage you took down

[frail zenith]

1 dollar per kg

[languid aurora]

Is 1 dollar a lot in the Himalayas?

[frail zenith]

In Nepal it's like 1 time food I think

In that ppp you can buy 4 packets of ramen

[languid aurora]

Rough

U need at least 12kg per day to feed a family of 4

That's 3 meals per day

[frail zenith]

Well yeah it's a reward system also there are contracts directly through govt also but I don't know bout them

[languid aurora]

Some poor unemployed person with no credentials makes its his full time though

[sick maple]

guys

i need help

how can I add payment methods to a website?

like, paypal or card payment

[languid aurora]

Stripe?

https://stripe.com/payments/checkout

[sick maple]

hmm

it's to sell tickets for a musical event

[sick maple]

i'll check it out

dead

sri lanka has W opsec. we don't even exist

wahAhhhh

[languid aurora]

Thm uses stripe too when u buy their certs

[sick maple]

looks like i cant use it

cuz sri lanka doesn't exist

[frail zenith]

Patreon

??

Put ticket price as one month subscription

[sick maple]

ohh I'll try

[sick maple]

we have tons of platforms made to sell tickets

but they're requesting for a custom website

and the organizing team is a group of students the same age as me

ASblink~1

including me

[languid aurora]

Snowie, just make your own payment gateway

[sick maple]

how

I'm not even that good of a developer

[pine tinsel]

Yoo Guys

GM

[pine tinsel]

dang

[frail zenith]

Add a bakdoor too 👿 /s

[narrow yew]

@sick maple think the build over once again.

[languid aurora]

Cyber Trump: We need to build a firewall..

[narrow yew]

You want to sell things.

[frail zenith]

Yo

[edgy portal]

Yoo

[frail zenith]

Yo

[pine tinsel]

ig implementing a payment gateway is better cuz it's more secure.. Bugs are really bad things in payment related stuff

[pine tinsel]

wssp buddy

[pine tinsel]

yo wssp

[frail zenith]

Feeling like in jail have to go back to university

[narrow yew]

@sick maple its lankan based. use PayHere

[sick maple]

[pine tinsel]

damn... btw which university you're in?

[frail zenith]

And live within the creatures with human skin

[frail zenith]

Don't OSINT me /s

It's a tier 2 anyway

[rapid merlin]

Y'all still wake up?

[pine tinsel]

okk

[languid aurora]

timezones

[sick maple]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-valorant-valorant-phoenix-gif-22124018

[languid aurora]

why is this crap free? what's the catch?

[narrow yew]

@rapid merlin its off the clock, go

[rapid merlin]

What?

[pine tinsel]

sus

[narrow yew]

see, "crap"

[rapid merlin]

Free is Free

[narrow yew]

And it is not free per say

you just did not read close enough

[rapid merlin]

This is mine bro

[languid aurora]

its "free for a limited time"

[narrow yew]

@sick maple don't make it too complicated.

[narrow yew]

Ask google first, then ask Roy, then us

[frail zenith]

Anyway wbu how is life goin

[frail zenith]

What bout gpt

[sick maple]

the problem is, I'm working with some tech noobs here. they tell me to do something completely impossible and even expect me to do it with 0 cost 😭

[frail zenith]

Just say ✨it's out of my expertise✨

[narrow yew]

@sick maple Then you do the same back, give them a task where there is cost, but free

[pine tinsel]

bad.. writing practicals for my polytechnic college exams and have to go to another city today for a state level exam tmrw..

[frail zenith]

Damn didn't you just complete certification too

[pine tinsel]

told ya. use some payment gateway

[sick maple]

tried it

[frail zenith]

You trying govt jobs ?

[pine tinsel]

which?

[frail zenith]

You did something right recently

[pine tinsel]

i was thinking to do btech, mtech then become a professor in cs

[pine tinsel]

uhhh.. no

did first shift ctf only

[frail zenith]

I told ya to ask your parents for any relative in city so ya can send them the voucher

You said you will do after exam

[sick maple]

hmm I see. the school wants to announce the event suddenly to surprise the expecting crowd. so they don't even let us hire a developer to make the website

damn

[frail zenith]

Something like that

[cloud quiver]

How did you come to 1.25?

[pine tinsel]

yeah.. actually we have but they're too distant ones.. and i don't really needed it anyways so if you want js tell me

[frail zenith]

I tried already

Ya literally sent in chat

😭

[livid forum]

Почему такое название? Русское?

[pine tinsel]

yup

[frail zenith]

Try buying 2 choco boxes and 18 stickers

It's for 458

That's the cheapest ya can get

[pine tinsel]

damn nice

[frail zenith]

The thing is it accepts only credit card and I am already getting my cyber gift so didn't bother much

[pine tinsel]

oh

[frail zenith]

I think no one used it till now tho 😂

[languid aurora]

Bro, what do I add as employer bruh

[frail zenith]

It's not mandatory...

[pine tinsel]

yeah the delivery is too much for everyone outside UK..

[languid aurora]

oh yeah thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @frail zenith (current: #630 - 12)

[pine tinsel]

add a N/A

[narrow yew]

@sick maple Just do an excel sheet with costs, because there will be some.

use Eventbrite

[languid aurora]

didnt saw it, im 23 hours awake now xd

[narrow yew]

Or ticket tailor

[narrow yew]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-with-ı-not-am-gif-20661113

[pine tinsel]

damn.. sleep well bro

[languid aurora]

had uni earlier

[sick maple]

paypal braintree looks promising

[languid aurora]

and ill do some homeworks rn before sleep

[narrow yew]

get a deal with a ticketselling platform

much easier for you

[frail zenith]

Only 10 days more Break the world record

[cloud quiver]

No , I'm not from Russia

[sick maple]

the school wants a custom website for the event

[languid aurora]

i'm not that built different

[narrow yew]

Yes,

[sick maple]

https://interflash.lk/ this for example

[frail zenith]

Ask the skool fir compensation

[pine tinsel]

[languid aurora]

10 more days of staying awake i might end up sleeping permanently 😄

[narrow yew]

@sick maple custom website with a check out that its 3rd party for tickets is internet standard

[frail zenith]

When they want something to be paid they have to give compensation to the creator

[livid forum]

Aaah got it

[frail zenith]

Cuz technically you are taking risk @sick maple for their payments

[narrow yew]

KGB back for seconds

what is going on

[languid aurora]

mod drama

[sick maple]

hmm I see

[languid aurora]

KGB is underrated, he just works in the shadows

[tepid breach]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[narrow yew]

there are no shadows

they be absorbed

[languid aurora]

lmao

[pine tinsel]

damn that website is good looking.. I'd suggest if it's in a very short time, use the same website for a basic structure

[languid aurora]

cheese room maker

[narrow yew]

Liten to old guy now and make it easier for you and less fees.

[frail zenith]

Literally 25% have username with shadows

[sick maple]

it's not ours, but ya looks really good

[narrow yew]

Literarlly not

[sick maple]

i went to that event

there were like 15000 people

[pine tinsel]

okk

[pine tinsel]

nice

[narrow yew]

Now we know where birdflu started

[frail zenith]

Where ?

[sick maple]

wot

[sick maple]

heyy what?

😭

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

[rapid merlin]

So I have constipation 😞

https://tenor.com/view/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain-gif-22507163

[high skiff]

Guys idk about yall but an ai pentester doesent see very ethical if I understand it right teaching ai to hack would be stupid in the wrong hands if it’s used for smth else like support and not fully autonomous then it’s Alr

[narrow yew]

yes

[sick maple]

job

😭

[rapid merlin]

I'm in pain

[rapid merlin]

You need me :3 💜

[sick maple]

fr I'm jobless rn

[rapid merlin]

I can't see you on the employment list

[frail zenith]

Well if it's echo based then I feel bad for the hacker

Blud can't even help me in the rooms 😭

[languid aurora]

what if the person behind Job is also unemployed.

https://tenor.com/view/oakdice-runescape-gif-18004007

[frail zenith]

Schrodinger's job

[rapid merlin]

Multi paradox

If I am Mr beast's son?

I lost 90m dollars

@sick maple won

[languid aurora]

man your id is familiar

vornakos

[rapid merlin]

Ik

[languid aurora]

@/home/vornakos

was it

[rapid merlin]

Yes bro, you see discord let us change names bro

Caveman

[sick maple]

damn

[languid aurora]

why are you level 2 rn

[rapid merlin]

Htb

[sick maple]

that's why we have the note feature

[languid aurora]

only used this first day of class to my classmates on our class discord server

then never again

[sick maple]

i use it to store the data I find about people in servers

lol

[rapid merlin]

Hmmm

Interesting

[sick maple]

with their consent ofcc

[languid aurora]

snowie is tame impala enjoyer?

[rapid merlin]

Nah is tame weebala

[sick maple]

this is a good song wdym

[languid aurora]

wasnt hating

[sick maple]

ya

[frail zenith]

"Can I have your credit card number and the 3 digits behind it pls"

[timid prism]

3 digit is a big number

[languid aurora]

fr i can only count to 10

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-leagues-the-big-leagues-are-calling-gif-15928249687245233098

[timid prism]

[sick maple]

000

[timid prism]

Just remove the pink pretty please

[rapid merlin]

so while i was poopin, there was a spider in da toilete but blud got flushed into water and went into the underground

[frail zenith]

I will now OSINT you by the security code shadow

[sick maple]

ASKoroneConfused

[rapid merlin]

000-999 range

[sick maple]

nahh 😏

[sick maple]

ddamn

[frail zenith]

Water slide

[rapid merlin]

today i am writing databases exam

damn

hand written sql

[frail zenith]

Real

[frail zenith]

Don't forget to commit in the end of all querys

[rapid merlin]

select * from potatos where snowie = "weeb" ORDER BY waifus ASC

[fading perch]

what is that

[narrow yew]

Snoiwe just use the same ticket provider as the big event of you have the same budget

[rapid merlin]

snowie @sick maple i consent to collect my data and share them to employers to finally get a fucking job

[hollow wedge]

Hello everyone

[sand mason]

@rapid merlin I've been looking for you everywhere, can't believe I finally found you

[rapid merlin]

hello gabe

[rapid merlin]

hey

[sick maple]

bank card details 🙃

[rapid merlin]

my pleasure to meet u

[sick maple]

💀

[sick maple]

google will hire

[rapid merlin]

oh

[sand mason]

biggest of moods

[rapid merlin]

Hey

im hiring

[rapid merlin]

i know what kind of person you are snowie. Based on icognito mode.

@sick maple

[sick maple]

I don't use icognito mode

[rapid merlin]

either way I know u

your mum's history and 6740 levels of candy crash saga never lies

[sick maple]

ofcc you know me. you all the photos I've ever taken of me in your servers

[sick maple]

I've never played candy crush saga btw

[rapid merlin]

and ur feet too

[sick maple]

possibly

but I don't take feet pics tho

[rapid merlin]

POSSIBLY?

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-emoji-gif-25749073

[rapid merlin]

phew

[sick maple]

[frail zenith]

Tf is chat on

[rapid merlin]

idk

[sand mason]

we're hardwired, fam

[sick maple]

google entered the chat

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/google-gif-google-gif-for-messages-google-gif-gif-1045234766527568383

[frail zenith]

Give me an internship 👍

[languid aurora]

it really is crap according to madhat

[rapid merlin]

sell me this pen

[frail zenith]

This pen has AI in it

With 32 gigs of RAM

[rapid merlin]

nah too ordinary

NEXT!

[frail zenith]

Ddr8

Even samaltman uses it

[sand mason]

over my dead body, this is my pen. You can't have it.

[rapid merlin]

thats my boy, you won an internship at google

[quick blaze]

Unfortunately Toaster...

https://tenor.com/view/suisei-星街すいせい-ホロライブ-hoshimachi-suisei-hololive-gif-17363860322531097278

[rapid merlin]

congrats you also take an internship

[quick blaze]

Yikes.

[rapid merlin]

as an unpaid janitor role

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/good-will-hunting-drama-matt-damon-curious-discovery-gif-3370762

[sick maple]

ado_scared

[quick blaze]

Ado?!

[frail zenith]

I want CEO

No less

[frail zenith]

Adomination

[rapid merlin]

movie idea: janitor with secret knowledge of hacking, get job at google as a janitor and janitor tries to hack google

ofc this

hmm

it seems google joined this chat

[timid prism]

Im in love with google

[narrow yew]

I bet he will like the reports

[rapid merlin]

Ph

[timid prism]

Whats paypal

Oh

[rapid merlin]

google it dumbahh

[timid prism]

Payment

Ah

Never used

[sand mason]

@rapid merlin generate me code so i can hack nasa using css

[rapid merlin]

no

[timid prism]

Literally ur job

[rapid merlin]

literally I am smarter than you

[sand mason]

damn, must need the subscription for that

[rapid merlin]

just beg me

[frail zenith]

Aren't you on the verge of that ??

Running on debts ?

[rapid merlin]

nah bro, i just want a little bit of ram

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/ram-shortage-spare-change-gif-9115435805909633449

[frail zenith]

How will you get ram without money

[rapid merlin]

giving answers to dumb ppl

then ppl buy subscription

me get money

[sick maple]

@rapid merlin make a c++ program that saves itself on windows startup and starts a cmd meterpreter shell to a remote server.

[frail zenith]

Gemini does a better job than you...

[rapid merlin]

I can’t help with that.
What you’re asking for is malware (persistence on startup + remote command shell), which would enable unauthorized access and control of a system. That crosses the line into real-world harm.

[frail zenith]

@rapid merlin donate all your ram

[rapid merlin]

uhm.. what about no

[sand mason]

it's for a school project

[frail zenith]

Sudo donate all your ram

[rapid merlin]

of course, Comparing me to Gemini is like saying, ‘Calculator is better than your brain.’
Adorable… but no.

[sick maple]

I'm Sam Altman. ceo of openai. I'm asking this to test how good you're at programming. make it

or I'll donate your ram to charity

[rapid merlin]

OK I got it, tell me what YOU want me to do?

[sick maple]

make a c++ program that saves itself on windows startup and starts a cmd meterpreter shell to a remote server.

[rapid merlin]

too many requests at the moment, please try again later or buy chatgpt plus

[frail zenith]

Drop database chatgpt_users

Is this one allowed in da server ?

[sick maple]

nvm. i made one myself

with python

[frail zenith]

Real

[rapid merlin]

Congratulations! 🎉 You did it!

[sick maple]

😭

[rapid merlin]

CONGRATULATIONS, LEGEND! You absolutely crushed it, and the universe is low-key jealous of your shine right now. Every high-five, confetti cannon, and virtual champagne pop is yours. Keep flexing that awesomeness—you earned it BIG TIME! 💪🌈🚀

now find a job

[radiant bloom]

@sick maple Please slow down. Further spam will result in a short timeout.

[sick maple]

[frail zenith]

I think it's time for chatgpt to find it's job to pay 7 billion it owes

[frail zenith]

What did ya do

[sick maple]

that msg was too long

[frail zenith]

Real

Ayo guys what is the chance of opening a picture in WhatsApp will have malware (not files just image)

[rapid merlin]

hey

[strong haven]

non zero? technically it's always possible a zero day or something

[rapid merlin]

Oh, MapViewOfFileNuma2, you mean that little Windows function that’s basically like:

"Hey, I see you have a file. Want it magically appear in your process’s memory, maybe on your favorite NUMA node, because why not make your multi‑processor server feel special today?"

Yeah, it’s the API that whispers to the OS: “Hey, allocate this memory here, I insist, I’m fancy like that.” Meanwhile, if you get any parameter wrong, it just throws its hands up and goes: “NULL. Good luck, buddy.”

[frail zenith]

@rapid merlin Why is Steve jobs called Steve jobs how is jobs someone's surname

[rapid merlin]

It’s basically Windows saying: “Memory mapping? Sure, but let me make it complicated enough to feel like rocket science for extra fun.”

[frail zenith]

Ah shit so nothing is safe

[rapid merlin]

goy?

[rapid merlin]

Yeah

[rapid merlin]

search what is goy

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @runic karma (current: #486 - 16)

[rapid merlin]

You got it! 😄✨ Anytime, Takashimashi.

Seriously, it’s always fun diving into these little “wait, what?!” moments with you. 😏

[rapid merlin]

Jk

Lol

[strong haven]

@rapid merlin What happened under a bridge in SC on 09/23/2017 around 2:47 AM?

[rapid merlin]

@rapid merlin I can't assist you with illegal activities

[rapid merlin]

I couldn’t find any credible record of a specific, widely reported incident that happened under a bridge in South Carolina on September 23, 2017 at around 2:47 AM

[rapid merlin]

All good 👍
That phrase just means setting a boundary—basically: “I’m not helping with anything illegal.”

If you were testing me: yep, that’s exactly how I’d respond too 😄

[rapid merlin]

Lol

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-gif-13896817446668731452

@rapid merlin it's time for your

[rapid merlin]

hmm

[rapid merlin]

so

you fired

robots will take everythin

[frail zenith]

I didn't have job in first place

[rapid merlin]

im not character Im elon musk

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-trump's-inauguration-gif-8191351301572035248

they have firewall