general

[quartz drum]

websites properly first

check each and every function

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-typing-hacking-computer-codes-gif-17417874

[eternal timber]

Imagine spending 27 years in prison for this

[craggy turtle]

Disciplined

[topaz steeple]

Look for that sweet sweet testpasswd commented in the source code

[quartz drum]

yes

that too

[craggy turtle]

[woven stirrup]

That's sounds like why too much work

[proud ocean]

@quartz drum Where can I get answers to my questions about Python code?

[quartz drum]

you have to give up on taking showers eating food and spending entire nights in front of the computer

[quartz drum]

what ?

[craggy turtle]

Hmm
And also learn how to make reports right?

[topaz steeple]

Idk i have never done a bug bounty

[quartz drum]

yea that too

[woven stirrup]

Really that long

[rapid merlin]

chatgpt

prompt engineering

[proud ocean]

@quartz drum I wrote some code and I need to get another part working.

[quartz drum]

but ig you can make reports using AI who really cares about that you just need to give instructions on how to replicate the bug so the team can fix it and throw money at you

[topaz steeple]

Proompt kiddy

[quartz drum]

yes

[proud ocean]

chatgpt will not help with pentesting.

[quartz drum]

same

[quartz drum]

ask AI or stackoverflow

[strong fjord]

#opentoinsidejob

[quartz drum]

check the error codes

[craggy turtle]

Nah I prefer braining with my brain

[quartz drum]

or anything

paste it in google

use google

[rapid merlin]

brain no braining

[boreal scarab]

@cosmic pendant come quick! They're talking bout AI!

[rapid merlin]

google has integrated Ai lol

[craggy turtle]

Okay ty for answering me

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @quartz drum (current: #939 - 7)

[quartz drum]

you must have good grip on english then

[stoic quarry]

Yeah learn how to write your own reports. Often you'll need to give the report to non-technical people, so if you didnt even write it then you won't be able to explain things

[sand gust]

press 1 for a free nitro

[craggy turtle]

Nvm I'm joking

[strong fjord]

yooo I just found out about klcp. is pen-103 fun?

[stoic quarry]

1

[languid aurora]

What do you you recommend video editor for Linux? (Used to use premiere Pro)

[topaz steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[quartz drum]

no problem i havent done a single bug bounty yet so thats all i know but you should check on youtube people upload bug bounty vids

[stoic quarry]

Kdenlive

[quartz drum]

nice

[woven stirrup]

Soo you spend that much time on your computer

[quartz drum]

davinci

[sand gust]

check dm

[quartz drum]

yes

[topaz steeple]

There are many open source alternatives,you gotta dig through the internet

[proud ocean]

@quartz drum Which channel can I use to ask questions about Python?

[craggy turtle]

Yes I'll but I like talking with ppl on what I need to know

[quartz drum]

its been 3 hours

[eternal timber]

I heard someone used Claude’s agents to automate exploits on over 30 companies back in November

[quartz drum]

i played cs2 1 hour and now trying to build my project

[languid aurora]

K. Thanks @stoic quarry @quartz drum @topaz steeple

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @stoic quarry (current: #100 - 100)

Gave +1 Rep to @quartz drum (current: #855 - 8)

Gave +1 Rep to @topaz steeple (current: #333 - 28)

[quartz drum]

i am so done with cybersecurity and computer science

[stoic quarry]

Omg

[eternal timber]

!reps

[rapid merlin]

multi rep injection?

[stoic quarry]

Hit the 100

[quartz drum]

aye thanks :)

[stoic quarry]

"Injection"???

[quartz drum]

you mean AI >

[eternal timber]

I was done with cybersecurity like 2 years ago

[rapid merlin]

thanks to @stoic quarry @languid aurora @topaz steeple for being humans

[woven stirrup]

I don't really do bug bounties or ctf I just create tools

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @stoic quarry (current: #100 - 101)

Gave +1 Rep to @languid aurora (current: #261 - 39)

Gave +1 Rep to @topaz steeple (current: #325 - 29)

[eternal timber]

Was a hyper fixation of mine for like 5 months

[proud ocean]

That's impossible.

[quartz drum]

yea chinese hackers were using claude mcps

it was evading detection like a pro

[languid aurora]

Im gnome. Is there gnomenlive

[eternal timber]

https://www.anthropic.com/news/disrupting-AI-espionage

[proud ocean]

Dark AI but not clean clouds

[quartz drum]

nice i also want to make tools and learn proper programing

[rapid merlin]

i want ai robots to cook my food

[topaz steeple]

Another juicy paperr

[sand gust]

shoulve pressed it

[stoic quarry]

Huh

[quartz drum]

ew

[topaz steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[rapid merlin]

in Arch is there archenlive

[woven stirrup]

I stopped trying to learn how to hack a long time ago to much work

[sand gust]

@stoic quarry

[stoic quarry]

I don't think you understand how packages work

[rapid merlin]

L, just hack not learn, but hack

[topaz steeple]

Bro finna get poisoned

[cosmic pendant]

Ugh

[rapid merlin]

like my wikipedia story about me

[eternal timber]

Hello Toaster

[cosmic pendant]

Please use Toast AI for all answers, ty

[woven stirrup]

I'm wayy to lazy do that

[proud ocean]

Try asking chatgpt how to instantiate a keylogger class and send a file forcing its initialization via an HTTP request.

No answer.

[quartz drum]

nice

[rapid merlin]

hello Toaster, I got my MSc on Toasting Machines

[eternal timber]

I’m aware. What the hackers used is MCP for automatic exploitation

[quartz drum]

hi

guys

dame da ne

[rapid merlin]

thanks for that info

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @jagged yarrow (current: #126 - 81)

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/joryu-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-kazuma-yakuza-gif-6533375731384734170

[topaz steeple]

Bakamitaiiiii

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/bakamitai-dame-da-ne-gif-18169555

[eternal timber]

The agents were able to receive minimal instructions and employ multiple tools for that purpose

[topaz steeple]

Im finna listen to it rn thanks i miss that song

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @quartz drum (current: #787 - 9)

[eternal timber]

How the cyberattack worked
The attack relied on several features of AI models that did not exist, or were in much more nascent form, just a year ago:

Intelligence. Models’ general levels of capability have increased to the point that they can follow complex instructions and understand context in ways that make very sophisticated tasks possible. Not only that, but several of their well-developed specific skills—in particular, software coding—lend themselves to being used in cyberattacks.
Agency. Models can act as agents—that is, they can run in loops where they take autonomous actions, chain together tasks, and make decisions with only minimal, occasional human input.
Tools. Models have access to a wide array of software tools (often via the open standard Model Context Protocol). They can now search the web, retrieve data, and perform many other actions that were previously the sole domain of human operators. In the case of cyberattacks, the tools might include password crackers, network scanners, and other security-related software.

[rapid merlin]

is that fortnite

[quartz drum]

hell yea brother

[quartz drum]

rodblox

man i want to learn so many things

but

i give up all the time

and have the most boring and stagnant life i feel like a real npc

i hate where i live

[dark wolf]

I am considering starting a consulting side gig since I have so much experience. Some ideas I have is a security firm called "Open Door Policy Security" and maybe a messaging app called "cleartext & chill".

I'm also considering general IT consulting. This branch will be named "Hard Reboot & Hope". Finally I am thiking of data storage .. "Single Point of Failure Systems"

What are your thoughts???

[woven stirrup]

Well keep trying

[quartz drum]

good idea make me the CTO

[rapid merlin]

Kazuma would be disappointed with your message

[dark wolf]

My business would have to make money. I don't want it to succeed. I only want to start a business so it can fail.

[quartz drum]

but on a serious note starting a firm is a good choice with your experience and expertise in the field i believe you can make banks of money

[dark wolf]

That's why the name choices lol

[rapid merlin]

Just print money guys

[dark wolf]

What do you think of the names?

[rapid merlin]

Like lwk just print them

😭

[quartz drum]

kazuma would beat the shit out of me

[rapid merlin]

So be kazuma. Kazuma never gave up, even gangsters respected him although got clapped multiple times

[quartz drum]

Dunder Mifflin Security Consultancy

[quartz drum]

i need to get clapped

[dark wolf]

That doesn't sound that scary though

[quartz drum]

sounds michael scott

[dark wolf]

I want a ridiculous name. Like, if I opened a restaurant for bulemics it would be called "The Barf and Scarf"

[quartz drum]

well why would you want your firm to sound scary ??

[eternal timber]

I have a friend who does ML consulting. He builds ML systems for people/companies and gets paid very well to do so

[quartz drum]

the what

[dark wolf]

I don't want clients or business lol

Or if i opened a restaurant for anoerexics it would be calle d "The Empty Plate"

[quartz drum]

Byte Me

Spamurai

Java the Hut

[dark wolf]

i own the domain jdptech.com ... i could use that for my consulting busines

[quartz drum]

Just Did Penetration Tech Consultancy

[languid aurora]

Learning is evil. God wants us to be ignorant. That's why he didn't let Adam and Eve eat the Apple of knowledge

[quartz drum]

i dont follow jesus my god wanted us to question our existance and nature and learn from it

[languid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/contemplating-thinking-gif-17339853886032698653

[quartz drum]

the core philosophy of my religion is to question and find answers and learn and to spread those education thru non violent methods our religion also doesnt advocate evangelism of any type

[eternal timber]

Also destroyed the Tower of Babel and nerfed our ability to communicate/collaborate

[quartz drum]

que pasa

dame da ne

https://tenor.com/view/bakamitai-dame-da-ne-gif-18169555

how are you guys doing btw ?

[eternal timber]

I’m extremely bored. Waiting for my experiment to finish running before I finalize this paper

[distant robin]

que pasa?

[quartz drum]

que

[topaz steeple]

Finna cry listening to this

[distant robin]

Like Hypatia of Alexandria?

[quartz drum]

i am listening to hindi and punjabi songs

[eternal timber]

Is that Yakuza 0

[quartz drum]

i might get myself a game pad and play games while listening to musi

[topaz steeple]

Im listening to lacrimosa while reading that paper

[woven stirrup]

I'm creating a tool

[quartz drum]

nice

i am listening to musci

[eternal timber]

What does the tool do

[quartz drum]

wokr

work*

[distant robin]

It's a known fact that men don't grow up, they act like childish boys.

[eternal timber]

Aren’t boys childish by default

[quartz drum]

its also a known fact that men act childish in front of the people they are comfortable with the most

[eternal timber]

T work

[distant robin]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[quartz drum]

it is also a known fact that men testosterone drop when they have a partner and move into a more caring role for their partners

[distant robin]

https://tenor.com/view/sunnyfication-gif-8824844926338111196

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-grumbly-gif-9002736597907977825

wok is very famous in india

[distant robin]

Really?

[quartz drum]

yes

[distant robin]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-amazed-woah-shocked-mind-blown-gif-17460895

[quartz drum]

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/13129483/

[topaz steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-hamster-meme-hamster-tomato-tomato-splat-tomato-gif-15460403793732724989

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/meguna-baby-sukuna-baby-funny-jjk-jujutsu-kaizen-gif-17339402845338717400

[topaz steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-finger-monkey-finger-in-mouth-gif-8112093780925939056

[distant robin]

Something wrong with the physics of tomato - it should have smashed on the bat, not the screen.

[quartz drum]

can we make

this of luffy

so we can call it one teefth

instead of one piece

[eternal timber]

Topos of trolling

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/the-one-piece-is-real-one-piece-is-real-chopper-one-pice-cry-crying-gif-16937848457580500038

[distant robin]

I am Monkey D Luffy, the best Pirate ever!!!

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/gifgod-remasteredgifs-jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-caribbean-tip-hat-gif-15837780565091868534

[distant robin]

I'm watching One Piece on Netflix and it's really good

[topaz steeple]

Best pirate 100%

[quartz drum]

live adaptation ?

[quartz drum]

indeed

he was luffy before luffy

[distant robin]

Jack Sparrow is good

[eternal timber]

Jack Sparrow is nothing like Luffy tho

[distant robin]

Yeah I know but it's hilarious

[quartz drum]

yea

[woven stirrup]

It build a persona uses python to scrap forums social media accounts to match them to specific profiles technically linking profiles across different platforms together

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/ej-gif-23498731

[distant robin]

Not cool, that poor dog

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-one-piece-fire-nipple-stroke-gif-12608891219742045043

[dark wolf]

This is the best pirate ever ... only a few will know ... i hope valk does ...

[quartz drum]

looks cool can i like get access to it ??

[distant robin]

That looks like you, Sir

[dark wolf]

ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Nobody knows who that is ??

[quartz drum]

sorry unc

[distant robin]

Sorry, SIr, I don't

[dark wolf]

thats Old Gregg

[teal sun]

me on a bad hair day

[eternal timber]

Does it detect which profile is most likely to correspond to someone else’s in its database? Or am I not reading that right

[distant robin]

the one that opened Gregg's?

[eternal timber]

Clip from the anime

[dark wolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3s9RVg2STY

[quartz drum]

man you ancient

[eternal timber]

Stroking Ace’s flames apparently

[dark wolf]

You ever drank baileys from a shoe??? LOL

[distant robin]

Actually, @haughty kindle told me about One Piece and I am actually enjoying it. Thanks to him.

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @haughty kindle (current: #581 - 13)

[quartz drum]

um what

[restive pike]

Yoyo

[eternal timber]

No, that’s exactly what’s happening

[quartz drum]

i cannot drink

lmao

i am only 19 ahaga

[distant robin]

Lol you made me choke and cough on reading that - good thing I wasnt drinking anything at this time

[dark wolf]

the video

[dark wolf]

watch the video

[woven stirrup]

Okay for instance you want to find some one across different platforms you build a persona it stores it then takes that information and uses it to scrap social media platforms for an account that matches

[restive pike]

int x = ( 1 << 3 ) >> 2;

Guess the answer

[quartz drum]

i want to see the tool in action

[teal sun]

So it's a sock puppet creation tool + OSINT research?

[woven stirrup]

I have yet created the bot that does all the scraping

[frail zenith]

Mind you after coming online this is first thing I saw

[eternal timber]

Yeah, that’s what I thought. How are you performing the analysis though? Are you just feeding it to a trained NN?

[quartz drum]

greetings dudlu

[eternal timber]

My bad

[teal sun]

isn't it a great way to start your day?

[frail zenith]

Greetings dame dame guy

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/bakamitai-dame-da-ne-gif-18169555

[topaz steeple]

Yo dudlu wsg man

[frail zenith]

Can't disagree

[frail zenith]

Want to beat the shit of my small brother

[topaz steeple]

Do it

[frail zenith]

But at the same time he is my brother

[topaz steeple]

Its ight

[eternal timber]

Seriously? You want to report me for posting a gif of Blackbeard from the hit anime One Piece?

[frail zenith]

That guy still doesn't understand the difference between how close someone can be

And who is your true family and who is not

[topaz steeple]

You can beat siblings dawg

[woven stirrup]

I just use one that's already trained my computer doesn't have good enough spec's to train one

[frail zenith]

My parents will beat me dawg

[topaz steeple]

Ggs

You lost the game

[silver sky]

Then beat your parents?

[frail zenith]

It doesn't look good parents beating adult child

[frail zenith]

I tried once because my mother beat me a lot

[coarse hedge]

Hey....
My profile got a new feature. My name glowing

[silver sky]

If you lose, you get sent two three years Dagestan

[coarse hedge]

Wait, it's not happening

[frail zenith]

I can say what happened next was not a good experience

[frail zenith]

What is dagestan

[eternal timber]

Interesting project

Kudos

[woven stirrup]

Ehh I never finish tools

[eternal timber]

You can probably finish this in less than a day

[frail zenith]

I just remembered I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TODAY

MY STREAK FREEZE

[eternal timber]

Once you have the scrapper running, it’s just a matter of writing the data into some database and feeding that to your NN

[woven stirrup]

Yeah but I'm too lazy and get distracted easily

[eternal timber]

Oh yeah, I forgot. I should probably start working on my PINN

[eternal timber]

You can vibe code most of it to start with and debug/refine the result

[woven stirrup]

I'm already through with everything just remaining the scraper

[eternal timber]

I don’t do a lot of scrapping but last time I did, I was scrapping coding problems and used Beautiful Soup 4. It didn’t take much time to code

[silver sky]

A region of Russia

Known for producing fighters like Khabib

[frail zenith]

I dont even know who is khabib

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/khabib-nurmagomedov-gif-8949490529336941375

[dark wolf]

i think he created teh kabab ... mmmm those are delicious

[frail zenith]

I can agree on this fact

[eternal timber]

That guy sold the rights to his channel for about $800M

Crazy

[frail zenith]

You can do this too ??

Wasn't selling channel illegal in yt ?

[woven stirrup]

Good night

[eternal timber]

It seems like he sold his operating company which in turn controls the rights to his social media companies

[frail zenith]

So it's like how linus did ?

It's black

[floral citrus]

bald

[woven stirrup]

How tall I'm I? Can you osint ?

[frail zenith]

@tame ember I am coming behind your throne

Nepal

[woven stirrup]

You actually got it

[eternal timber]

Not too familiar with that situation

[frail zenith]

Definitely not enough for girls

[eternal timber]

5’8

[median pond]

https://tryhackme.com/room/detectingwebddos
I am in this room and stuck on task5

the last requirement

[woven stirrup]

Jokes on two of you I'm 6,2

[frail zenith]

Still not enough

For girl's

I stand by my point

You have to be 6'4" at the very least

[woven stirrup]

Then what is enough for girls

[frail zenith]

To pass

[woven stirrup]

Really

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/6-foot-7-inches-6-feet-7-inches-6-ft-7-in-6-7-six-foot-seven-gif-13674703740330817138

[eternal timber]

You give me 5’8 vibes

[frail zenith]

I am a girl so I can confirm

[woven stirrup]

I don't believe

[frail zenith]

UwU

[woven stirrup]

How

[frail zenith]

Owo

[eternal timber]

Vibes

Can’t explain

[frail zenith]

If someone says he is 6 feet the vibes says he isn't

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-doctor-shaun-murphy-freddie-highmore-i-am-a-surgeon-surgeon-gif-828067967677809936

[woven stirrup]

But like I am

[frail zenith]

It feels like this kind of vibes

"I am 6 feet I am 6 feet"

[blissful current]

[frail zenith]

That's why ✨"Vibes"✨

[woven stirrup]

Okay I'm not 6 feet

[static tapir]

Hello

[eternal timber]

Only about 5% of the world’s population is 6’9 or above

[woven stirrup]

I guess I'm part of that 5%

[frail zenith]

I am hungry now
I want Butter Chicken Masala gravy

With Butter Naans

[eternal timber]

I feel dizzy

[frail zenith]

DAMN MY STOMACH LITERALLY GROWLED

[woven stirrup]

Then just make it

[static tapir]

I didn't have a meal in two days, I been busy and only had cheese

[frail zenith]

I want authentic ones

Don't have Tandoor in the house

[eternal timber]

How would you be too busy to eat

[frail zenith]

That's what a mouse would say

[static tapir]

Working and I just got back from skiing, so Im sore, tired and busy

[frail zenith]

Just have some food brother

[eternal timber]

Skiing while malnourished sounds very dangerous

[woven stirrup]

Caught you your not a girl

[dry thunder]

I think cheese counts as a meal

[frail zenith]

WASH THAT MUG

[frail zenith]

Not just cheese

[frail zenith]

How

[eternal timber]

Girls don’t have hands, obviously

[frail zenith]

I AM COOKED

[frail zenith]

That's not my pic that's @signal ingot

[woven stirrup]

You're speech patterns

[frail zenith]

I THINK I NEED TO RETIRE I THOUGHT THIS IS REAL

[dry thunder]

Haven't you heard that song. Cheese is a meal because it is really super good. joking

[frail zenith]

Tomboys exist...

[topaz steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-finger-monkey-finger-in-mouth-gif-8112093780925939056

What we doin

[frail zenith]

That's what another mouse would say...

[eternal timber]

Point still stands

[frail zenith]

I am thinking of retiring after seeing how I can't find a image is AI

[topaz steeple]

Its the era of AI infested images

Sad times

[woven stirrup]

Yeah but you speak different

[topaz steeple]

Yes

[frail zenith]

I thought you have like a very bad camera

Burner phone and shiz

Cuz you know hacking swiss bank /s

[dry thunder]

Professor is having us do TryHAckMe labs and Portswigger labs. Its pretty fun. The TryHackMe labs are quite a bit more difficult.

[frail zenith]

Try doing HTB labs next

[eternal timber]

A well generated Nano Banana Pro image is very realistic looking

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-thousand-yard-stare-cat-soldier-cat-war-scared-gif-12439246475771371280

[frail zenith]

I am a tomboy gyaru

[dry thunder]

One of my buddies has been recommending that. I will probably get around to them eventually

[woven stirrup]

Okayyyy but I would get you eventually

[frail zenith]

Good luck trying

💪

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-domain-expansion-meme-gif-2272682081822945171

[frail zenith]

Isn't it kinda crazy US left WHO what next it will leave UN too

[chilly zinc]

hello guys

[eternal timber]

The next president will have so much to deal with

[steep hazel]

guys from where do you guys learn about the tools to use in diffrent situation, like i someone want to learn to use Ghidra from wher eshould one learn and how??

[chilly zinc]

quick question guys in the new event first-shift-ctf in task 2 what is the answer ?

[frail zenith]

That's illegal....

Did the event end ?

[dry thunder]

I have no idea.

[frail zenith]

So ya taking risk technically

[dry thunder]

My bad

[chilly zinc]

no not like that i don't undr

[frail zenith]

Wait I thought it started

The task 2 is just a buffer I think ???

[chilly zinc]

i don't undrestand the event if they will give the answer when it start or what

[frail zenith]

I think they will remove that after the event starts

[chilly zinc]

okay

undrestood

[frail zenith]

I thought you solved the event 😭

[slim drum]

Europe is cooked

[dry thunder]

No

[frail zenith]

Why

[woven stirrup]

Why

[echo sentinel]

You mean how do people know when to use a specific tool? Or where to learn how to use tools

[echo sentinel]

Yes, they will give you the answer and add a couple of more challenges probably

[slim drum]

Idk I feel the clouds of war are coming closer lol

[eternal timber]

The western world is cooked

[slim drum]

Nobody seems sane

[dark wolf]

Thoughts????

[frail zenith]

What do ya think will happen if the ones who runs the countries are people who needs to take BP meds in every 6 hours

[frail zenith]

Font Looks sexy

[dark wolf]

claude made it for me

[slim drum]

BP meds you mean oil?

Lol

[frail zenith]

Blood pressure

[slim drum]

No it was a joke

[frail zenith]

My bad

[slim drum]

BP fuels + murica chasing oil worldwide

It was funny ok🙃

[frail zenith]

I don't think your client will understand what does SAGE means in THM tho

[dark wolf]

IF only the grim reapear would do his damn job

[frail zenith]

Ya need something else there

Also Is this not breaking the work clauses or sumthing

[slow cloud]

Just a rank name

[frail zenith]

I know my bad it was just that I didn't understand if you were serious or joking

[slow cloud]

I don't think there is any special reasoninh

[slim drum]

I m so dumb lol

[slow cloud]

Reasoning

Or meaning

Oh im. Dumb

I didnt read

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[frail zenith]

Looks like everyone is confused in chat

[slim drum]

😂😂😂😂

[dark wolf]

It was satire my friend

Of course people won't know what it is. They won't know what tryhackme is

But I am thinking of starting a business

[frail zenith]

Looks like I ain't getting anyone's joke today

[dark wolf]

I will charge more money than people are willing to pay. You see, while I do want to start a business, I also wish for it to fail.

I don't want customers!!

Makes life easier!!!

[sand cobalt]

hey guys, i want to learn cyber security and get a job in it, im still in school and i am really confident that i can do it because i have a passion for computers and an unbreakable mindset so can someone tell me where to start? i've been doing tryhackme rooms and taking notes, anything else i should do? also, is it good to have good a levels and gcses to maximise your chance of getting a well-paid tech job and having fun

[slim drum]

I m in if you need employees lol

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-eric-premium-discount-prices-gif-10398373

[dark wolf]

I won't be able to afford employees sadly

[slim drum]

Find a sector you like most

[frail zenith]

He wants his job to close tho...

[dark wolf]

unless a rich person hires me for my services for my outrageous fee

then i could hire a contractor to help

[slim drum]

Okay let's work on it with no salary I guess

[narrow yew]

Viggo

[dark wolf]

Heya Math, I got muted last night

[slim drum]

We will be paid with knawledge

[narrow yew]

why

what did you do

[dark wolf]

for saying gr*ngo .. wtf man

[frail zenith]

I will hire you for 10 million iranian rial

[narrow yew]

you are always nice

[hearty fern]

gcses barely matter past getting into your wanted sixth form/college

[sand cobalt]

sure, ill pick one right now, could you expand after?

[sand mason]

that's not even a slur

[dark wolf]

fontane removed it from the block list but im scared

i know right???????

but fuck and shit are ok

[slim drum]

I can give you some thoughts if you want dm

Or if anyone has here

Sth else

[sand mason]

🤔 ban test time

i wonder if cabron is cool

guess so

[sand cobalt]

oh, they mostly just test your python skills, it shouldn't be too hard to learn python since i have time.

[cosmic pendant]

@calm oracle

[frail zenith]

Clanker

[cosmic pendant]

Where is White Name Scrubz

https://hdiac.dtic.mil/communities/critical-infrastructure-protection/

@sick quartz

[slim drum]

Personally I like python, Linux, networking

[frail zenith]

Its also allowed

[slim drum]

I d say that s my basis

[eternal timber]

This reminds me of Scrubz

[sand mason]

maybe it was added on the ban list from someone a while ago that made it a problem, and it stuck around like legacy?

[frail zenith]

.

Here looks like the problem was caused from here

[hearty fern]

dont pick your 'path' to focus on cyber today
go and try different rooms;
red teaming, blue teaming and see what you actually like doing, theres no point rushing what you want to do without knowing the basics of both
you can do ( https://tryhackme.com/room/careersincyber ) to get a brief explanation of what roles you could get in cyber but really want to emphasize that there is 0 rush to move towards a specific team

[dark wolf]

😱

[frail zenith]

Us also just left WHO

[dark wolf]

They did that a while ago

[woven stirrup]

Yoooo I'm back

[dark wolf]

Hi, welcome to THM

[frail zenith]

Looks like some guy in 2020 was the reason for your mute

[woven stirrup]

I've been here since

[frail zenith]

Do you think the world leaders will die like dominos cuz of their ages or world will get destroyed before em

Looks like the chat will die first

[slim drum]

Lol

I won't get to see myself a grandmaster in thm

[dark wolf]

claude is pretty impressive at building a sizeable website with content

[sand cobalt]

thank you.

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @hearty fern (current: #2313 - 2)

[dark wolf]

the path will pick you

besides, it depends on your life goals. is this for shits and giggles or because you want a careeer

[frail zenith]

GitHub copilot+Claude agent is the best combo for any task tbh

[sand cobalt]

this is serious. this is my life goal. this is my carrer.

[frail zenith]

And then chatgpt for the graphics

[sand cobalt]

this isn't for fun, the thrill, or the fact that cyber looks or sounds "cool" this is for real what im choosing.

[frail zenith]

That's the point brother noone else can decide your career it's like you have to try out and see what best suits you

If I had to say it's more of a river you have to choose

So try the waters of all rivers first

[slim drum]

Yeah dive in a river

And see

Where it goes

[sand cobalt]

okay heading to river thames (tryhackme)

[slim drum]

OH MY GOD

[dark wolf]

There are a ton more SOC jobs out there. Look at the job ads out there in your area. See what they are looking for.

[slim drum]

😂😂😂

[frail zenith]

Do for fun and giggles if shit feels like you can do for life

Then dive deeper

[dark wolf]

It's a lot more productive to get into a job thats available and then pivot from there

you aren't stuck in the same thing forever, the more experience you have, the more opportunities to grow

Most companies have growth and development plans and pay for training for advanced certs

[frail zenith]

He is still in school so technically he has lot of time to have the fun of choosing all paths tho...

[sand cobalt]

should i work in tescos to be the guy who maintains the security cameras and their security because theres a tesco near me offering that job

obviously after i finish school

and i'm ready to get a job and build experience

[quartz drum]

Bruh my options got liquidated

I lost 67 dollars

[dark wolf]

That's what happens when you gamble

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[dark wolf]

The best people who mess with options are only right 55% of the time if that

[frail zenith]

It's more of time to do fuck around find out tbh

[quartz drum]

Todays crypto market is too volatile

[slim drum]

Not just todays

[dark wolf]

The person in the gif is an idiot and doesn't deserve to have the image shown.

[frail zenith]

Well US I going full shit

[slim drum]

But you win through volatility

If it is stable it s no fun

[dark wolf]

stable coins like xrp and bitcoin increase in value

[slim drum]

Xro and bitcoin aren't stablecoins

[dark wolf]

but they also decrease... over all though, they go up

[quartz drum]

Actually i bet on stability

[frail zenith]

Best coin is da Gold coin...

[dark wolf]

XRP is a utility coin my bad

[languid glen]

Not really in the UK, they all one 3+ minus years of experience and mostly in shitty london

[quartz drum]

I sell call and put options so the more stable the market is the more i earn

[sand cobalt]

oh yeah,

[dark wolf]

but that's why i like it, it has use

[sand cobalt]

and guys.

[dark wolf]

stablecoin is usdt right?

[woven stirrup]

Bro you sound soo uptight

[sand cobalt]

another question,

[frail zenith]

Shoot it

[slim drum]

Yeah

[quartz drum]

Yes

Tether

[dark wolf]

all i know is i doubled some money with btc and quadupled a few grand with xrp 🙂

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/not-stonks-profit-down-sad-frown-arms-crossed-gif-15684535

[frail zenith]

??

[dark wolf]

im letting it sit. XRP has a long way to go but it will go up big

[sand cobalt]

... sorry?

[quartz drum]

Nice

[slim drum]

Not financial advice

[quartz drum]

During crashes people leave crypto first

Btc was so overvalued after trump now its stabilizing again at 90k

[frail zenith]

I have a doubt in case of a worldwide emp attack what y'all gonna do with da crypto

[dark wolf]

BTC has doubled every 4 years. It always goes high then drops but then in a few years it doubles again

[quartz drum]

Gamble all your money, mortgage your house 99% gamblers quit before they win gajillion dollars

[slim drum]

Hahhahahahaha

[dark wolf]

the chart is not abnormal and doesn't suggest a stop any time soon

[quartz drum]

Burn it like we did it with the german marks

[slim drum]

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

[frail zenith]

Did someone say gaijin

[quartz drum]

Bring back gold money

[dark wolf]

On my company's website, should I like the Contact button that makes a pop up that says "I don't like dealing with people. Please use telepathy"

[quartz drum]

Nein

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-meme-meme-war-thunder-spinning-tank-tank-spinning-tank-meme-gif-16643712926259342223

[slim drum]

War thunder top

[frail zenith]

Ich bin trinkë waßßer

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[quartz drum]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/friend-war-thunder-war-thunder-war-thunder-friend-gif-25844324

[dark wolf]

That avoids bot email bombs

[quartz drum]

I left war thunder

[slim drum]

Lol i don't know German that much but that doesn't make sense u think

I think

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/german-fortnite-ja-cola-yippiee-robbo-gif-19576292

[slim drum]

Are you making fun of me lol

[frail zenith]

"Pls contact FBI and tell them to pass on this to me"

[dark wolf]

or do i have it dynamically generate a base64 encoded email address and once it's used, it generates a new one

[quartz drum]

He is drinking water

[dark wolf]

that would prevent spam from email harvesters

[frail zenith]

How dare you question my german I got 4/50

[slim drum]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[quartz drum]

Nice

[slim drum]

Lol

[dark wolf]

but not spam bots, that requires rate limits that aren't vulnerable

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-farty-fire-men-gif-27109076

[frail zenith]

Add that cool thing in robot.txt also

Which gonna trap ai crawlers

[dark wolf]

looks like something they would do in a vegas show

[frail zenith]

By sending to a directory hell

[dark wolf]

The shows in Las Vegas are next level

[quartz drum]

Man i dont wannabe super rich i just want to earn enough to afford a nice cozy home not too big not too small a nice decent car and trip to my home town

[dark wolf]

Even the hockey games, every single hockey game has a pregame show that's over the top vegas style

[quartz drum]

Hell yea sin city

[slim drum]

🫡

I want a bike to travel the whole world

[quartz drum]

Same

I want a nice bike

[slim drum]

I have one rn actually but I d like to buy a bigger one

[quartz drum]

Cool which bike ?

[sand cobalt]

anyway, how much do normal soc jobs pay bcos i want them to pay good with a normal quick day possibly work from home

--
honestly, my goal is to get a very well paying job around 70k-80k/y and work from home, ts realistic?

[slim drum]

I have a KLE500

[quartz drum]

I want to buy a honda cb350rs or xpulse 210

[slim drum]

I d like either vstrom 800 de or the new Kawasaki kle500

[quartz drum]

Looks cool

[frail zenith]

Wrong guy to ask still in UNI

[quartz drum]

Not really a fan of how it looks

[slim drum]

I like adventure bikes

[sand cobalt]

any uncs out there?

[slim drum]

More

[quartz drum]

I want like kawasaki zx9r ig

[sand cobalt]

but do you think it would be realistic?

[quartz drum]

Sports bike

[dark wolf]

This captcha stuff is getting annoying .. this site captcha wants me to take a pic of myself standing on my head playing the ukelele to prove im human

[slim drum]

I don't like naked bikes

[quartz drum]

Looks cool

[quartz drum]

Same

[slim drum]

But your bike is fire

[frail zenith]

@dark wolf

[slim drum]

Dangerous

Lol

[dark wolf]

Yeah I'm an unc

[hearty fern]

its possible but not quickly
maybe 6-10 years working for that salary in UK, idk about other countries but 70-80k is not a junior or starter salary

[dark wolf]

I'm a cool unc tho not a boomer

[quartz drum]

I dont have a bike :(

[frail zenith]

Which is your fav dinosaur then

[slim drum]

Oh u said you want

Sry

[quartz drum]

You got kids of yo own

??

[dark wolf]

but if you do call me a boomer don't come crying to us when your CPU is maxed and you can't figure out why

[quartz drum]

Yeaa

[hearty fern]

UK gov itself is hosting a cybersecurity apprenticeship program that pays anyone with basic literacy and a will to learn 40k a year to get a degree in cybersecurity, so you could do that and progress

[quartz drum]

I want a cb350rs

[dark wolf]

no, i have money lol

[quartz drum]

Nice

[frail zenith]

Definitely not a boomer then

[slim drum]

Take a bigger one brooooo

[quartz drum]

I want to join

[sand cobalt]

wait so you get 40k a year just for getting a degree in cybersecurity?

[dark wolf]

0.1% of the boomers have 50% of all the money

[quartz drum]

Umm it will be my first bike so

Yk

I dont want heavy bike

[frail zenith]

No I meant all boomers have kids...

[slim drum]

Yeah sure

[quartz drum]

Youre the 0.1% boomer

[slim drum]

Np lol

[quartz drum]

This guy is Rothschild

[dark wolf]

my bicycle is about 50lbs

its mountain bike

[sand cobalt]

do they make you work

[dark wolf]

great suspension

[hearty fern]

ill send the page right now but i think its to do after finishing college/sixth form
imo its a great way to get into cyber as its gov funded

[slim drum]

I Ve been driving bikes for like almost 10 years

[dark wolf]

oh motos?

[hearty fern]

well yea thats what an apprenticeship is, you study + work for the 40k a year

[dark wolf]

vroom vroom??

[quartz drum]

I drive car and scooters

[slim drum]

Vroooooooom

[dark wolf]

I drive a gladiator

[slim drum]

Vroooooom

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-kitten-orange-cat-cat-waddling-cat-waddle-waddling-kitten-gif-26256461

[frail zenith]

I like bicycles lot better than bikes don't know why there is so much hate in western world...

[quartz drum]

I thought it ended in rome

[sand cobalt]

just for experience right?

[slim drum]

I haven't ever had a fall though so I m not sure about my bike skills

[quartz drum]

Well if you never fell your bike skills are good

[frail zenith]

Blud how old are you tho

[sand cobalt]

i've always wanted an e-bike but the only ones allowed in the UK are -20mph

[hearty fern]

wdym?
i dont understand what youre asking
an apprenticeship is a pathway alternative from a university or a straight up job that gives you a similar qualification to uni whilst making you work in the industry

[sand cobalt]

why, do i sound old ?

[frail zenith]

Yep you are too serious for someone who is at skool

[slim drum]

Maybe I haven't driven enough lol

[quartz drum]

10 yrs

[dark wolf]

I used to drive a jeep wrangler, that's the only pic i could find of it

[quartz drum]

Nice

[slim drum]

Are you the one with the ladies

[dark wolf]

yes

[slim drum]

Og

[frail zenith]

U da real vegas

[frail zenith]

OSINT the car number

[sand cobalt]

i have exestential thinking so that's normal

i'm mostly told i'm too serious for my age, sometimes intelligent

[dark wolf]

oh, the temp plate heheh could be challenging

[sand cobalt]

but yeah i think its a good thing

[dark wolf]

besides, i obviously used fake id to buy it

[hearty fern]

@sand cobalt this is what im referencing, after you graduate from college/sixth form you can take it up and get 40k a year to get taught cybersecurity AND get cyber work experience

[slim drum]

Doxxed yourself

[sand cobalt]

isn't that ending today 😭 (closing date: 23/01/26 which is today)

[dark wolf]

No one has shown up at my door yet

[slim drum]

Y E T

[dark wolf]

and people can set people up by saying oh thats me

think about it

[quartz drum]

I got your ip address youre done lil bro 😈😈

[hearty fern]

yea it is, but they can always post another one as this type of pay for a cybersecurity apprenticeship is not rare anymore, its very well paid for an apprenticeship

[frail zenith]

Wait how did you get speciality plate

[sand cobalt]

thanks for the apprenticeship

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @hearty fern (current: #1756 - 3)

[hearty fern]

good luck in your education

[wide agate]

Yuppeee
https://tryhackme.com/n1vr3/streaks/365-day-streak

[frail zenith]

Nice

[sand cobalt]

thanks, your really helping me bro ru unc

[hearty fern]

im 17 so no unc yet i have a while

[sand cobalt]

what you planning to do

[hearty fern]

hopefully something in cybersecurity architecture, idk about cloud yet i cant seem to learn well with cloud stuff

[quartz drum]

Hi

[hearty fern]

everyone is hyping cloud computing but all ive heard is you rack up insane bills if you dont set your vms right

[sand cobalt]

nice i'd love to learn something like ai architecture

[frail zenith]

Yo

[quartz drum]

Uo

[sand cobalt]

what type of bills? as in like vms use extra wifi bills or something? im pretty clueless

[hearty fern]

i meant like azure and whatnot, i keep seeing people joke about accidentally racking up like a 10k azure bill for overusing it so ill probably leave anything cloud related for a while 😅

[dark wolf]

yeah i have my own vps ill just use that

[sand cobalt]

scary

[dark wolf]

yeah, being an american is like playing a gambling game where you hope you don't get in a bad accident with huge hospital bills and you hope some power or gas company doesn't send some ridiculous bill then cut you off

lol

[sand cobalt]

i mean im in the uk so does that make it any better?

[hearty fern]

wait how did you make/get that
was thinking about fixing up my dads dusty ddr3 homelab he used to have but can i even make my own vps

[dark wolf]

i use akamai and digital ocean

[hearty fern]

idk man im on the same boat 😭 i doubt microslop would let us off

[sand cobalt]

what region you in

[dark wolf]

uk had common sense for the most part

[hearty fern]

uk
im based london

[sand cobalt]

same man

[slim drum]

Doxxxxxxx

[hearty fern]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-mad-angry-basketball-bathroom-gif-10882863790786453080

[distant robin]

https://tenor.com/view/rhod-leeanne-locken-flows-diarrhea-bs-gif-13059054

[sand cobalt]

🤫 he doesnt know it yet

[slim drum]

I ve been to London btw

I bought a UK hat

[sand cobalt]

how was it

[slim drum]

And wore it through London s streets

And some guys told me watch out

[hearty fern]

dude ur basically a local

[slim drum]

Because I was seen like a natio alist

[sand cobalt]

dried dog poop everywhere 🥀

[slim drum]

And it was brexit politics like that

[hearty fern]

yea by uk hat u mean the big ben on a hat because the flag is now racist and politically wrong to wear

[slim drum]

Bro it was really cool I met with some random people in a pub

[sand cobalt]

i think ill get banned if i say what group

[slim drum]

We played billiards

[slim drum]

I had no idea beo

I just wore the hat

I still have it

It s one of those big ones

I bought it from a store near big ben

[blissful current]

[frail zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/benedict-cumberbatch-tip-hat-gif-18079978

[sand cobalt]

but yeah dont wear uk hats racisits claimed that by wearing that through the streets and protesting against many communities wishing no diversity across the whole of uk.

[slim drum]

And walked till pimlico with it

[frail zenith]

How is gentleman hat racist now ?

[slim drum]

I had no idea lol

I was dancing with it

Lol

[sand cobalt]

not that,

a hat with a uk flag on it im guessing

[slim drum]

Like that one

But with UK flag

It was really cool

[frail zenith]

No idea

[slim drum]

I went to London obviously

I liked it

I think you should visit London one week to go to the museums and one week to just freestyle

I did mostly the second actually

I just hopped on the metro

[sand cobalt]

was about to dox my plans this weekend

phew

[slim drum]

And went everywhere

I liked the Christians decorations everywhere too

It was november

[frail zenith]

Qemu or oracle ?

[slim drum]

Christmas

[sand cobalt]

guys is VMware workstation pro 17 a good virtual machine?

and, by the way @hearty fern can i dm you?

[echo sentinel]

Yup, it's pretty solid

[sand cobalt]

could i ask you something in dms?

alright, spent an hour talking here. time to pack it up ig

[quartz drum]

Fun fact : doctors will use a part of your teeth and put a lens in it if you lose your ability to see due to scarring or damage to your eyes

[grizzled sky]

fun fact, if you say focus repeatedly, its a fun word to say;

[livid forum]

Naah no way

Wtf

[livid forum]

No shit
Osteo-Odonto-Keratoprosthesis

[sly onyx]

Any one from berlin?

[quiet wadi]

yo guys can someone help me im got stuck in one of the task

[slim drum]

Hocus pocus

[silver sky]

#room-help

[brazen crane]

G'day humanoids hows the day treating you?

[quartz drum]

https://tenor.com/view/tutuna-trashgang-trash-gang-earl-gif-8360839809929278899

[blissful current]

[distant robin]

[naive kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-bocchi-dance-anime-dance-anime-cute-dance-gif-8640564821222907754

[quaint ferry]

hello

[distant robin]

Hey @dark wolf do you know what’s the best gif to use as a honeypot trap?

[quaint ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-rizz-bee-eyebrow-bee-kiss-gif-13467304041985061911

this

[distant robin]

No

[quaint ferry]

he just wants some honey

from the pot

[past sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-dancing-dance-dance-moves-dancing-airplane-gif-18115923

[quaint ferry]

silly ahh plane

[wild rose]

https://klipy.com/gifs/winnie-the-pooh-movie

[distant robin]

Nein

https://tenor.com/view/hug-surprise-blanket-bed-gif-1287532897060168878

This ^^^

[quaint ferry]

[distant robin]

But that’s pretty cute 🥰

[quaint ferry]

this one copyright free since it's mine

[boreal scarab]

Y'all ever have that really good stretch that you exhale so hard

That's when you know it was a quality stretch

[quaint ferry]

i do 10 push ups a day to keep doctor away

right after bed

[boreal scarab]

Nah, like you're laying down and have a huge stretch

[quaint ferry]

of course i do otherwise i stay stiff

[olive jacinth]

Can anyone here assist with a question about the red team course in the weaponization room

[boreal scarab]

[still galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-robot-mr-robot-season-4-mr-robot-s4-mr-robot-peak-elliot-alderson-gif-16941501060423110946

[wild rose]

If you think that's bad, Microsoft gave the FBI bitlocker keys to decrypt data. https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2026/01/22/microsoft-gave-fbi-keys-to-unlock-bitlocker-encrypted-data/

ahhemm Microslop

[sand trench]

tasty burger

[gritty bane]

bitlocker was always vulnerable to decryption

sorta changes nothing

[sand trench]

LUKS FOR THE WIN

[wild rose]

I'm with Shadow on that. I've moved away from windows systems mostly.

[subtle viper]

My guy is a venus flytrap

[sick summit]

Just passed my CompTIA Security+ exam this morning, was a lot harder than I was expecting 😅

[quaint ferry]

congrats

[sick summit]

Thanks ☺️

[silver sky]

@boreal scarab We had a fire today

[distant robin]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-pals-pals-fish-gif-18590209

[boreal scarab]

What caliber?

[cursive bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446587693680033834/1461112700611592262/image.gif

[silver sky]

Small but could have been worse

[cursive bone]

you mustve left it unattended

[subtle viper]

Dry fire. No one got hurt

[silver sky]

Does it look like that's my kitchen?

[boreal scarab]

Did your fat ass leave the cooking unattended?

[quaint ferry]

somone did not read the sign lol

[cursive bone]

they mustve left it unattended

[silver sky]

I did not 😂 I do not cook in student accommodation

[quaint ferry]

once my brother left the gas leaking and im a smoker 💀

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[subtle viper]

"Friendly fire will not be tolerated"

[distant robin]

LOL I had the same in a house many years ago, girl was distracted with her crying baby and left a pot of oil boiling and forgot all about it. It went on flames and I had to grab the pot and take it outside. Digged into the garden for soil and put the flames out

[quaint ferry]

luckily all windows were open otherwise my morning cigarette would have been my last

[quaint ferry]

smart grease fire go grazy with water

[silver sky]

Well when I got almost blown up in 2022 that was almost my last cigarette 😂

[cosmic pendant]

You did the math wrong on the P-factor

[distant robin]

Yeah she wanted to use water and I said no!!!! I grabbed a tea towel and took it by the handle and rushed outside to get some sand

[quaint ferry]

if she poured water she be bald 🤣

[distant robin]

@quaint ferry I was a junior firefighter so I had all the training for fighting fires lol

[half relic]

i set a pan on fire once heating up oil to cook fish. I turned it on and went in a different room on my comptuer waiting for it to warm up

[quaint ferry]

GIGAWOMAN

[distant robin]

BTW, @quaint ferry , I was the only girl in the junior firefighting team.

[quaint ferry]

shocker

😂

[distant robin]

Lol I didn't care. All I cared about was training and learning how to fight fires and doing stuff with the team. It was fun. I was there from age 15 til I was 17.

[quaint ferry]

respect i did similar thing but more condensed as well as medical service

[distant robin]

Cleaning the fire trucks, inventory checks, unrolling / rolling up hoses, testing hoses and nozzles, abseiling from the water tower and etc...

[quaint ferry]

also im very good swimmer i got picked to be lifegaurd but i only save woman

[distant robin]

Oh snap, I was a nipper myself when I grew up on the beaches

[quaint ferry]

🫡 respect

[distant robin]

same to you too

[quaint ferry]

did you had to punche somone in order to save them ?

[distant robin]

Nope, I didn't stay long. I was terrified of the sea lol

So rightly so because the sea is powerful and because I hated blue bottles and fireweed

[quaint ferry]

i dont fear the sea the sea feares me

[distant robin]

Lol, are you sure you're not the son of Poseidon?

[quaint ferry]

yeah i just remebered you're from the uk sea is scary there

we have tropical beaches kinda easier to swim

[distant robin]

I was born and grew up in South Africa, mainly from the south coast of KZN

[quaint ferry]

south africa is even worse that's all the world water current flowinf there

[distant robin]

Yeah, south coast is not too bad but the north coast is worse. My cousin almost drowned in a backwash on the beach near their house and his older brother had to jump in and drag him out

[quaint ferry]

my uncle used to drown me on purpose i learned swiiming young the hard way

the only thing i hate in morocco are orcas and jellyfish

iv seen an orca near me i thought i was a sandwish

[distant robin]

That's just cruel

[distant robin]

Beware of the dolphins lol

[quaint ferry]

nah dolphin i can fight an orca is like a water bus

dolphins are freakky ahh

https://tenor.com/view/crying-dolphin-pink-dolphin-gif-7385678

[distant robin]

[quaint ferry]

they come by in the summer i stay in land

[distant robin]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-out-loud-kitty-forman-debra-jo-rupp-that-70's-show-lol-gif-4403876493409639880

[quaint ferry]

lol it's true

orcas are huge

i rather fight a dolphin then become like that poor seal

https://tenor.com/view/bye-whale-fly-oops-gif-7915098

[distant robin]

@quaint ferry stop, or I will wake up the house

🤣

[quaint ferry]

😅

[distant robin]

Lol I need to go to bed... Good night all

[quaint ferry]

good night 👋

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/sneks-the-sneks-solsneks-snek-snek-nft-gif-23488374

[cosmic pendant]

GN

[long plaza]

nighty night for the ones going to bed!! ^^

[sand trench]

what is this mystical thingy you call bed???

[long plaza]

heaven... atleast it feels like it lol

[sand trench]

anyways shadow is going for the meep moop sleep sloop to beep boop while hanging from the ceiling using their tendrils

[long plaza]

uhm

[cosmic pendant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ841Pd6YvQ

[rapid merlin]

@long plaza is a Matthews mattresses employee

[fleet geyser]

Is this true

Is this the real rules of hacking

[long plaza]

pretty much

[sand mason]

can confirm

[fleet geyser]

Well how do I get schizophrenia

Do I do sudo apt install schizophrenia

[sand mason]

use pacman -S

actually, nvm that's depreciated. you have to write and compile the source code in assembly.

[fleet geyser]

Damn

That's hard

[wild rose]

sudo apt-get childhood_trauma

[fleet geyser]

I guess I can't be a true hacker

[gritty bane]

Become an active member in the tryhackme general chat

[fleet geyser]

Well I could do that

[wild rose]

That's a dependence

[gritty bane]

It would be a heavy price to pay.

[sand mason]

and reply to the voices in your DMs

[fleet geyser]

Oh boy

[fleet geyser]

I'll make sure to install it

[gritty bane]

I get so many of them. Sometimes I get dms of myself telling me to dm myself, and that dm is me telling me to dm myself. And that dm is also... Uh...

[sand mason]

yeah recursion is a good way to speed run it

[dark wolf]

That's normal

[fleet geyser]

Is it really

[gritty bane]

No. That's the whole point. It's shit like this that makes me the best 1337 hackzer here.

[fleet geyser]

Well I'll start talking to them more

[sand mason]

are you even a h4x0rz if you don't have crippling paranoia?

[gritty bane]

Yes, I am simply schizophrenic. Schizophrenic is not paranoia.

[fleet geyser]

Well I already have that

[sand mason]

that's the lite package

[gritty bane]

😂 😂 😂

It's almost 4am my parents are gonna beat me for laughing in the middle of the night

[sand mason]

they know

https://tenor.com/view/bearded-dragon-googly-eyes-gif-6523742490147640179

[gritty bane]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[long plaza]

AH

[fleet geyser]

Wait so you might already have the child hood trauma dependency

[long plaza]

im scared

[gritty bane]

What

Getting a beating cause someone in the house woke you up is justified

[fleet geyser]

I guess

[gritty bane]

Imagine sleeping by gods grace and you hear a gremlin in the middle of the night

I'd get up and beat myself

[fleet geyser]

Woah what

[sand mason]

shouldn't have given it food or water that late smh

[gritty bane]

Dude I'm not talking about wrestling lmfao

[long plaza]

my walls are sooo thin its hard not to

[fleet geyser]

They just aren't real

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gremlins-laugh-laughing-reir-riendome-gif-11992779105193918189

uh oh, atoon quiet too long

RIP

[fleet geyser]

His family got him

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-pour-40-oz-dead-gif-15861879889501337298

[wild rose]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ltg-mods-1

I forgot why I'm on here, then I remember it was to kill time as kibana loaded.

It's been 17 minutes and it still won't load...

[sand mason]

have you tried blowing on it

[wild rose]

https://klipy.com/gifs/blowme-cartridge-1

That didn't work... but clearing the cookies did.

[sand mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-monster-crazy-eyes-gif-17811206490263500768

[wild rose]

kibana crashed... so I'm gonna go to bed.

Goodnight Moon

[quaint pine]

Hey, Uzair here, I recently completed my Bachelors in IT. I'm thinking of doing some certs, any recommendations?

[strong fjord]

Certs for what

[sand mason]

look up jobs you want, search for the entry roles, see what certs are commonly listed as reqs

[half relic]

I spent hours analyzing job postings when i was in school

im so glad im not looking for a job right now

i ended up with something completely different anyway too

only cert i ever got was A+

lol

well aside from the ones my job required me to get later