general

[celest dirge]

me neither, I just thought it was the fans

[echo sentinel]

Mine is stil fine dw - it just sometimes sounds like a jet engine lol

[pure steeple]

That Dell is 550 for 16gb ddr5 right now. A steal.

[hard ravine]

i am surrounded by idiots . . . .

[slim ember]

Yeah if this doesn't get better my homelab is fried

[celest dirge]

Relatable

[slim ember]

I got 8gb on it

[pure steeple]

Also, you don’t need to change thermal paste

[slim ember]

💔

[echo sentinel]

yes

[hard ravine]

yes you do , wtf you mean you dont ? you even need to change thermal pads thats under the fans (I am specifically talking about Gaming laptops with full fledged GPU's)

You don't know how to assemble and diagnose computer parts ? its just an expensive Lego set nothing more

[pure steeple]

No idea what paste you use that wears out after 6 mo. I’ve run desktops for 10+ years no paste change needed.

[hard ravine]

it doesnt wear out after 6 months but every 6 months i clean everything (laptops , desktops , servers etc) anyway so i just apply the new pastes
but usually you should be changing your paste once a year. running desktop for over 10 years and not needing thermal paste ? its wild
and i had to look up , 10 years ago Intel 6th gen came out are you telling me you are still running that on your PC ???

You need an upgrade my dude

https://tenor.com/view/its-time-to-upgrade-dave-crosby-claire-and-the-crosbys-its-time-to-move-forward-lets-move-to-the-next-step-gif-20571398

[opal igloo]

wait till you hear what legacy equipment is used in corpos.

[hard ravine]

yeah but legacy equipment needs to be maintained even if they are legacy

[pure steeple]

Ain’t broke, don’t fix it

[celest dirge]

This is your captain speaking, the gaming laptop has powered on, and is now taxiing to the runway. Please remain seated as the fans pool up to a safe decibel level and background applications are cleared for departure.

[hard ravine]

you guys should never touch computer hardware's . . . .

[pure steeple]

Also, if it makes you feel better, that i5 is in another room now as a headless server. I don’t use it daily.

[opal igloo]

if we weren't then people would be fixing stuff that isn't broken and in turn breaking more stuff

[pure steeple]

I do blow out the fans and clean the dust every 12 mo or so.

[dark wolf]

I like using a VR headset for MSFS2024

It is amazing

[hard ravine]

i mean if its server and assuming you are not a heavy user you will be fine for 2-3 years but Thermal paste itself expires after 2 years so you should be changing it !! compared to that gaming laptops (and PCs) get much much heavy work and its often at higher temps so its vital to have it clean

[pure steeple]

Show me your test data and I’ll believe you

[rapid merlin]

@royal kiln this is how I imagine you irl

[hard ravine]

If i see you i am throwing hands , i dont trust your hands touching any of the components

[opal igloo]

you may not want to use a specific bank then

[hard ravine]

Test data for what ? i have everything clena i can give you current benchmark but i dont have one where my computer ISNT clean for you to compare brahhhh

[hard ravine]

You work for a bank ? that explains alot

[opal igloo]

nah not anymore

[pure steeple]

We can play nice game. Valiant says how old he is. Then I say I build, maintain more computers than years he is alive. Is good game yes?

[opal igloo]

But I doubt they cleaned my grubby hand marks off their systems

[celest dirge]

With a VR headset and granular controls over your laptop fans, you can feel the realism

[hard ravine]

nhe i am not playing nice grandpa , get some paste for your CPUs stop raw dogging the damn thing
also i am sure you made and maintained 0 gaming station , we arent corpo we are performance freaks in gaming

https://tenor.com/view/thermal-paste-cpu-motherboard-thermal-paste-cpu-cpu-thermal-paste-gif-24047580

[hard ravine]

thats you when you put the paste ....

[pure steeple]

Well that explains a lot

[celest dirge]

I have now suffered brain damage. Thank you Critical.

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @obsidian plaza (current: #118 - 81)

[rapid merlin]

If I had known that dreams could bring us together, I would have kept my eyes closed forever. I saw you in my dream one night, and I forgot all my sorrows. I thought my sleep in your presence was waking until I awoke to a second separation.

[celest dirge]

Sorry, but I'm married to my AI Waifu.

[hard ravine]

@pure steeple my 7th custom build gaming station btw , been doing it before the crash of 2008 😆

[echo sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/south-south-park-kyle-plug-gif-20015014

Hehe

[sturdy sequoia]

in any other server i'd assume it was a joke.

[haughty kindle]

Hey, where do I ask questions if I want help with the Active Directory room? I've joined this server and am just starting to get used to it. Sorry.

[hard ravine]

#room-help

[sturdy sequoia]

#room-help

[echo sentinel]

You can ask us here or at #room-help
Also remeber - #start-here

[wicked lagoon]

Blue team - SOC Analyst Roadmap by a CISO / Hiring Manger & Consultant for the biggest companies in the middle east

Target Skills and Knowledge

1. SIEM Operations
   Advanced Querying (KQL, SPL, Chronicle Query Language), Rule/ Detection Engineering, Alert Triage, Incident Workflow Management, SOAR Playbook Execution...

2. Cloud Security
   Understanding of Azure and Google Cloud Platform (GCP) security fundamentals, especially how to ingest and analyze cloud logs (e.g., Azure Activity Logs, GCP Audit Logs)...

3. Threat Intelligence
   Integrating and operationalizing threat feeds, enriching alerts with TI data, understanding MITRE ATT&CK framework for mapping detections...

4. Incident Response
   Following structured IR procedures, documentation, evidence preservation, and communication with clients (which represent a key MSSP function)...

Targeted Training and Practical Experience

1. Microsoft Sentinel (High Priority)
   Microsoft Sentinel is a major component of the Microsoft security ecosystem and a common choice for MSSPs.

• Complete Microsoft Sentinel Ninja Training (Level 400).
• Master Kusto Query Language (KQL).
• ⁠Set up a free Azure/ Sentinel lab environment to ingest logs (from VMs, a small network) and practice creating custom detection rules and SOAR playbooks..

2. Google SecOps (Chronicle SIEM) (High Priority)
   Google SecOps, which includes Chronicle SIEM, is a growing platform, and expertise here will make you a distinct candidate.

• Explore the Google Cloud Security Operations learning path for adequate training.
• ⁠Learn the Chronicle Query Language (YARA-L).
• ⁠Look for Google Cloud Security Operations (SecOps) Sandbox or free trial environments to practice writing YARA-L rules and investigating alerts...

[hard ravine]

BROTHER #rules

[sturdy sequoia]

holy text wall

[wicked lagoon]

3. Splunk (Medium Priority)
   Since most of the the job descriptions mention Splunk, focus on the core skills necessary for a SOC Analyst.

• Complete the Splunk Fundamentals 1 course (I think it is still free).
• ⁠Master Search Processing Language (SPL) for searching, reporting, and creating basic alerts.
• ⁠Utilize the Splunk Free Trial or Splunk Attack Range to practice threat hunting and creating basic dashboard

Do not forget Tenable sc Nessus, as well as EDR solutions such as:

• Microsoft Defender for Endpoint
• ⁠CrowdStrike Falcon
• ⁠Palo Alto Cortex
• ⁠Carbon Black

Blue Team Projects :

1. Implementing XDR Platform using: Wazuh + Suricata + TheHive + Cortex

2. Implementing Threat Intelligence and IOC Correlation Platform (Wazuh + MISP + YARA)

3. Implementing Adversary Emulation & Detection Platform (Wazuh + Atomic Red Team + MITRE ATT&CK)

4. Deploying Compliance Assessment Platform (Wazuh + Grafana + OpenSCAP)

5. Deploying Automated Incident Response System (Wazuh + SOAR tool like Shuffle or StackStorm)

6. Implementing AI-assisted Threat Detection Platform (Wazuh + ELK + ML pipeline)

[wicked lagoon]

i'm not spamming this is very important

[sturdy sequoia]

it really isnt

[wicked lagoon]

you didn't even read it

smh some people are just ignorant

[sturdy sequoia]

yer thats the problem here

[opal igloo]

It really isn't and it's a wall of text

[silver sky]

Holy fucking wall of text

Someone is going on the naughty list

[haughty kindle]

Cool, thanks. I'll ask my question tomorrow as I'm from the UK and it's past my bedtime!! 😄

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @echo sentinel (current: #110 - 87)

[hard ravine]

wall texts arent allowed anyway , it doesnt have to be a spam of wall text

[silver sky]

Additionally stealing someone else's work is not cool either

Do better

[distant robin]

Try harder!!!

[opal igloo]

it's stolen?

[silver sky]

Yes without a doubt

[oblique loom]

Anyone here research modern CVEs?

[silver sky]

Ripped off someone's LinkedIn more than likely

[opal igloo]

Ah, thought he wanted to flex like he usually does

[silver sky]

Or possibly AI gunk

[distant robin]

Yeah I thought I had read that somewhere. Jay Jay Davey has work very similar to that so not sure if it's his or someone else's

[rapid merlin]

looks AI-assisted at the very least

[echo sentinel]

Sure, good night and welcome to the community

[oblique loom]

I would like to do LDAPNightmare on THM but idk how that would play out cause you need a domain with certain DNS records

[sturdy sequoia]

But it's from the leading hr recruiter in the middle east

[distant robin]

@silver sky This one - https://secops-mastery.notion.site/SOC-KRM-216cefe5700480d985e9de7cec993160

[rapid merlin]

so is the horrible opinions he was speaking on in #cyber-and-careers...

[distant robin]

This was written by Jay Jay Davey

[haughty kindle]

You have a good day and chat to you again soon. Thanks for the help.

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @echo sentinel (current: #105 - 88)

[echo sentinel]

Can't you add those DNS records?

[sturdy sequoia]

Oh haha.

[hard ravine]

damn how did you find it ? your OSINT skills are something else

[distant robin]

Lol he's a friend of mine and gave me the link

[silver sky]

[hard ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[distant robin]

What's funny? I'm not getting the joke?

[rapid merlin]

of course good advice from him is stolen

[echo sentinel]

Saved, thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @distant robin (current: #409 - 19)

[sturdy sequoia]

Dude just text walls instead of just posting a link

[distant robin]

Nope, he is 9 years experience as a SOC analyst

[rapid merlin]

from MBZ

[wicked lagoon]

people are really ignorant

[rapid merlin]

just post the link in #resources or #cyber-and-careers to be helpful instead of random text walling 🤷‍♂️

or at the VERY least, actually name the person....

[distant robin]

Yeah, you're welcome. He said it may be able to save someone pennies using this to learn from as well. I'll be reading it as soon as I finish stuff on THM.

[silver sky]

You keep throwing that word around like you've just discovered this.

What fucking relevance was your shitty chunk of text to the chat in here.

If you want to post something, link it don't just copy and paste it into here.

If anyone is ignorant, it's you

[wicked lagoon]

he sent it to me in whatsapp i'll share the fucking link for my whatsapp chat what a genuis

[echo sentinel]

Nice, I'm going through THM atm and it's nice af - this link will make a fine addition to all the stuff THM teaches

[distant robin]

Amen to that!!!

[rapid merlin]

it seems like some very quality advice, thank you to him

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @distant robin (current: #392 - 20)

[wicked lagoon]

it's always the karens talking no wonder everyone loves HTB

[distant robin]

and you won't share it with us? That says something...

[hard ravine]

@silver sky and @wicked lagoon its getting heated , guys please calm down

[distant robin]

Just call Math over to bring the fire hose

[oblique loom]

On a THM lab? no lol

Now irl, yes you can add SRV records if the register allows it

cloudflare allows it

[fierce shadow]

How difficult is it to get an entry level job in this field?

[echo sentinel]

I meant - can't you make a local DNS server on a DC and then add records there?

[distant robin]

@narrow yew we need your fire hose here to cool off these two

[opal igloo]

Depends on the country you're in, but not easy in general

[rapid merlin]

depends on the field you are speaking about and the country you are in

[silver sky]

He's just showing his true colours I'm completely calm

[oblique loom]

Yeah, but idk how THM would incorporate something like that to work along their VMs

[silver sky]

Also depends on how much effort you put in!

[hard ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-toast-salute-here's-to-you-heres-to-you-gif-1839778403502981320

[distant robin]

@rapid merlin you're welcome. I've known him 4 or 5 years now, he got me interested in SOC1 and SOC2 so on his advice, I went the THM route and he also said to read the link so I'll be doing that

[oblique loom]

I bought a domain for $30 1-Year

[fierce shadow]

UK
I heard its really competitive and you need tons of experience

[echo sentinel]

Can you run everything on target machine?

[wicked lagoon]

with your weight i think you're making lots of efforts

[sturdy sequoia]

sounds about right based on the comments i usually see here

[distant robin]

He personally prefers HTB but knows I can't afford the subscription price there. I'll go there when I can afford it

[hard ravine]

UK mentioned . . . Yeah you are cooked in UK specially London

[distant robin]

It is unless you know the right people to put you through.

[oblique loom]

2024-49113 requires a domain to pull off.

[silver sky]

And he resulted to personal attacks

How sad

[fierce shadow]

Might just do accounting then honestly seems safer and all

[echo sentinel]

If it wasn't possible to do an AD domain on a single machine we wouldn't have all the AD content on THM - but there's a lot of it.

So you just end up with a domain that only has a DC

[rapid merlin]

its already over 🙏

[hard ravine]

it left a bad taste but its normal to meet people in IT who lacks social skills

[rapid merlin]

you need to put a lot of time and effort into the field

[oblique loom]

I mean a "malicious" domain

[opal igloo]

Doing anything else IT related and then slowly moving onto the Cyber field is a good approach I think

[sturdy sequoia]

yer this field isnt easy

[distant robin]

Yeah, go follow Jay Jay Davey on LinkedIn as he shares a lot of job openings around - not his company but many positions in general in different companies. You never know.

[oblique loom]

The target server talks to the mal domain

[hard ravine]

I will do that ,

[echo sentinel]

Alr I don't really know that CVE so can't really help you more with it now - maybe try to set it up in a homelab first?

[fierce shadow]

Yeah true

[opal igloo]

Damn, got someone like that for Poland? 😅

[tired peak]

Poland's biggest benefit is y'all cheap.. you can leverage that

[oblique loom]

Just remembered, 49113 is a dos attack so probably yea, THM wont have something like that.

[distant robin]

Dorota Kozlowska - she's also on LinkedIn and is in Poland but she's red team.

[echo sentinel]

I'd love if it was the case

[tired peak]

which that they cheap or that it can be leveraged?

[hard ravine]

How old are you kid ?

[silver sky]

Poland's biggest downside, the long last names

[distant robin]

lol it's not difficult

[echo sentinel]

That poland is cheap - I feel like it's more of a downside

[tired peak]

I can't pronounce polish names at all, I butchered a coworkers name last week and I was like "I so sorry"

[silver sky]

They are to spell

[oblique loom]

Does THM do DOS attack labss now? 🤔

[echo sentinel]

Dw, you tried and that's what counts

[distant robin]

I guess it takes a person to understand a language and speak many different ones

[hard ravine]

they simulate directly on there servers LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[distant robin]

I read, write and speak 7 languages

[opal igloo]

anything to make it easier

[tired peak]

well for Poland its an upside, but the market is tough all around, country status is biggest downside except I guess for EU countries

[opal igloo]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[tired peak]

oh no

[distant robin]

Jan Karol Chodkiewicz

[hard ravine]

did you decide to let your cat walk on your keyboard or something ?

[echo sentinel]

Chrząszczyrzewoszyce Powiat Łękołody - let's not forget kekw

[distant robin]

@Valiant 🤣

[oblique loom]

It would be pretty cool if they somehow figure a way to implement it cause last I was told it was a "no". but that was years ago

[echo sentinel]

Just a fun way to skip to the next parts of Recap, nothing more

[opal igloo]

Please remember that if we have cheap prices we also have cheap labour

[silver sky]

There's no real purpose of teaching Denial of Service because it's out of scope for most services

[distant robin]

BTW this is not how you pronounce the last name - it's "had-kee-viz" lol

[oblique loom]

Yea, this is what I remeber

[hard ravine]

yeah @silver sky is anonymous , he comes down you chimney during xmas and sucks on his thumb at puts it in your ear . . . .

[distant robin]

Krakow is pronounced as Kra-kov

it's almost like Afrikaans and Dutch with the W being pronounced as a V

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/good-rainy-morning-gif-13545928996254568915

[tired peak]

what...

[echo sentinel]

I'd say it's more like "Hod-kie-vich", but I ain't that proficient in english to write it phoneticaly lol

[hard ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/wetwilly-ears-annoy-gif-11139118

[distant robin]

I'll wait for @opal igloo to tell me if mine is right

[echo sentinel]

There's a short "u" there, not "o" lol

[tired peak]

just like people telling us we've been pronouncing kiev wrong all these years too

[opal igloo]

Wizard is also Polish

[echo sentinel]

Yup

[distant robin]

Oh! I didn't know

[silver sky]

Kyiv....

[echo sentinel]

The more you know lol

[opal igloo]

Also it's not correct, but as close as you can get if your main language is English

[distant robin]

I use google to find the pronunciation because I am deaf and rely on phonetic spellings to learn to speak correctly

[oblique loom]

keyvv

keyef

[silver sky]

Keyef

[tired peak]

I did a fun room y'all... Mother's secret, an API testing room

[distant robin]

Google is full of stuff that can be mis written on certain languages so I guess it's best to ask from a native speaker to explain things to me .

[hard ravine]

Lots of false russian i see (first time rage baiting kinda nervous )

[echo sentinel]

So you got the badge as well

[tired peak]

I recommend it

[tired peak]

yeah looks like it

[hard ravine]

so whats the mothers secret ?

[silver sky]

Russian is easy, just scream blyat rush b

[echo sentinel]

inhale

[tired peak]

you have to find out

[hard ravine]

is she hot ?

[tired peak]

french is the easy language, you just pronounce the first half and trail off for the second half

[tired peak]

more than you know

[opal igloo]

Damn it's not for poor people 🙁

[silver sky]

You know what is a hard language.

Ukrainian 😂

[tired peak]

Don't be poor

[opal igloo]

It's like telling me I shouldn't be Polish

[oblique loom]

Spainsh is easy if... umm... you make it up! :D

[echo sentinel]

Or you whisper half of it, and moan the rest

[distant robin]

I beg to differ. Bengali is hard

[tired peak]

stomp on other Polish people until you not poor

[oblique loom]

polish

[distant robin]

Go polish the furniture lol

[oblique loom]

xD

[distant robin]

Lol

[opal igloo]

Poles need to be Polished

[distant robin]

oh dear gods here we go again. Lol

[tired peak]

is Pole dancing the national sport?

[dark wolf]

it is for fistgirl

[silver sky]

Pole Dancing is a national sport of Poland as they are the nation of Poles

[oblique loom]

Out of all of the Europe, which country is the most non-America America?

[tired peak]

what?

[silver sky]

Czech Republic

[hard ravine]

OI did they downgrade BTL1 ???

[oblique loom]

Really? 0.o

[tired peak]

what is a Non-America, America?

[oblique loom]

I was thinking... Germany

[silver sky]

They love their guns and are allowed to conceal carry

[opal igloo]

Depends what's the criteria I guess

[oblique loom]

non-America country that acts American

[tired peak]

where we let people suffer because they don't have monies?

maybe Russia

[celest dirge]

Sometimes, I see Pole dancing as an art.

[oblique loom]

oh sht! not bad! 🙂

[limpid schooner]

hi

[dark wolf]

We aren't in control of that and we can't do anything about it

I can only makesure I have food

[silver sky]

Nah good signing bonus to "visit" your neighbour. $45,000.

[tired peak]

we are in control of it and we can do something about it, we choose not to

[oblique loom]

Aren't guns legal in Europe except England(ish) the islands

[dark wolf]

what can we do?

[silver sky]

Guns are legal in the UK!

[tired peak]

oh thats a long long discussion

[silver sky]

Just heavily regulated

[oblique loom]

oh sht, nice

[opal igloo]

In Poland they are, but are behind a lot of rules and certifications(?)

[hard ravine]

its easier to nuke London then get a gun licence in UK

[tired peak]

most debt is medical debt... so we could start there, considering health insurance companies are a multi billion dollar business... that influence our laws via their powerful lobbies

reforming political funding would go a long way

[oblique loom]

My fam (without me) lived in Ireland

[opal igloo]

No politic drama please 💀

[silver sky]

You are limited in what you can own, must have a licence and have a valid reason to own one (sporting, hunting etc)

With the exception of Northern Ireland you cannot own a gun for self defense.

[oblique loom]

for like, 2 years

[dark wolf]

That's just not going to happen. The rich rule the world

[hard ravine]

You cannot own a gun for self defence anywhere in UK

[tired peak]

yes but we could do something about it, we just won't

[oblique loom]

Irish people thought my family was from the Russia lol

[silver sky]

Wrong.

Northern Ireland you can.

[hard ravine]

Really ?

you jocking mate

[silver sky]

Yes. You are very very unlikely to get one, but it's possible

[dark wolf]

a large group of people all on the same end could do something, us individualy nothing

other than convince people to get on board which could or could not happen

[tired peak]

but it starts with an individual

[dark wolf]

people have tried

[tired peak]

I'm not saying you or I could do something alone

[silver sky]

In Great Britain, self-defence is not a valid reason, but in Northern Ireland, personal protection can be accepted as a legitimate reason, provided the PSNI deems there is a "verifiable specific risk" to the individual's life.

[tired peak]

but the we are failing people miserably and yes I wish there was a good path forward, there just isn't right now

[oblique loom]

I can go on and on about the American health system and give yall the cheat codes

[dark wolf]

I know, I've watched it unfold. I'm 51. I've seen the rebellion and the boycots and all of that

[oblique loom]

cause Ive been thru it many times

[dark wolf]

I had hope, but now, I don't see it changing before I die

[tired peak]

I'm old enough as well 🙂

[hard ravine]

I know laws are diffrent only for police but i dont recall it being diffrent for the citizen

[opal igloo]

cheat code #1 buy a plane to different country for cheaper health care

[tired peak]

I do have hope though, lots of it, but also despair 🤣

[oblique loom]

na na. The secret! Real talk, dont pay it, dont pay it at all

[dark wolf]

The re-election of a rapist and felon kinda killed my hope for this country

[oblique loom]

but again depends

cheat code works under certain situations

[hard ravine]

You are getting Jd for 28 LMAOOOOO

[tired peak]

ya know I had a long discussion with a LLM about this, I also live in a state that is giving the big middle finger, I don't know what the future will hold

[dark wolf]

I called to get a bill reduced and they were unwilling so I said "up up down down left right left right b a start" and they knocked off 80%

[opal igloo]

Isn't it that they can reject treatment in the future due to not paying?

[oblique loom]

I never paid a medical bill for hospital and been hospitalized many times for years

[silver sky]

It is different out there.

If the PSNI believes there is a legitimate threat, they are allowed to issue a licence for self protection. It is very rare.

[oblique loom]

I never pay my ambulance or hospital

Never did, and never will

[hard ravine]

so its not the norm

[hard ravine]

to european for this crap

[silver sky]

Definitely not

[tired peak]

I remember reading a story about a lady who got hit by the metro train and was like "please don't call an ambulance, I can't afford it"

[hard ravine]

thats a sad and failed country

[tired peak]

yup

[oblique loom]

Hospitals here are insuranced by the govt

Yea, they'll throw you to collections to scare ya. But really, you dont have to pay

[opal igloo]

I had a partner in US that took the same medication as I did. It turns out it would've been cheaper for me to buy it here and fly out to her and back than for her to buy it

[tired peak]

but ya know some cities/counties even states are working on things

[dark wolf]

if you own a house they will put a lein on it

[oblique loom]

not even

I never had an issue ripping them off

[hard ravine]

You guys cant be serious wtf . . . america sucks

[oblique loom]

And ive done it for years

[rapid merlin]

Put Pikachu

[oblique loom]

its a glitch in the system. take advantage of it

Trust me, Ive been thru this for years

With so so many hospitals

[tired peak]

the #1 use of gofundme in the US is medical bills

[hard ravine]

but i heard you get insurance from the work place ? isnt it always the case ?

[oblique loom]

Not all the time

[tired peak]

there are qualifiers for that

[oblique loom]

It varies

[opal igloo]

Fun fact, even if you are insured, very often you will still have to pay out of pocket

[tired peak]

also most insurance these days are high deductible plans, like you might have to pay $5k out of pocket before insurance kicks in

[velvet gull]

I think I smell shitting on Poland here

[opal igloo]

on USA

[dark wolf]

hy High deductible limit is $4k near the same as the HSA contrinution limit

[oblique loom]

Im on Medicaid, never pay for anything.

and I shouldnt even be on it

[dark wolf]

but i invest my HSA

[velvet gull]

then im gone

[echo sentinel]

Dw, Ma25 is protecting the good image of our country here

[tired peak]

and lots of companies have found work arounds to paying insurance for people.... all those amazon drivers we have? they are 'independent contractors", same with uber and what not, they don't get insurance

[hard ravine]

waht ? wtf ? taking the piss ?

https://tenor.com/view/stop-playing-with-me-mark-phillips-rdcworld1-quit-joking-with-me-cut-all-of-these-jokes-gif-26755206

[opal igloo]

Damn, you should read about different countries. It's gonna be fun

Even other european countries

[oblique loom]

I never did

Dont let the hospitals scare ya, cause they will try

[opal igloo]

what bout your credit score then?

[tired peak]

and also our dental insurance isn't wrapped up in our medical insurance

[oblique loom]

Not even, theres a law about that actually

[opal igloo]

Federal or state?

[oblique loom]

Federal

again, I never have paid

in 3 different states

[velvet gull]

bro is the chosen one

[oblique loom]

Hospitals will scare ya

they will do that

But! you really dont have to pay

[hard ravine]

Ive got NHS in UK and got free healtcare in italy
they both give me access to EHIC and GHIC which covers all the EU/EEA , Montenegros , Australia , and Switzerland
never had to deal with any of that

[velvet gull]

polish hospitals scare me more, have y'all seen what they count as food here?

[opal igloo]

Psych ward had okay meals

[hard ravine]

what ?

[oblique loom]

Las Vegas hospitals suck ass

[opal igloo]

General is where the food is fucked

[oblique loom]

both private and public

[hard ravine]

what the fuck is this shit ?

[oblique loom]

I can vouch for this

[rapid merlin]

is that supposed to be food?

[opal igloo]

I'm speaking for Poland

[oblique loom]

the pancakes I had were ok

[velvet gull]

for me it wasnt a great experience meal wise either, they didnt know what lactose intolerance is and i havent eaten for the week i stayed

[velvet gull]

yes tasty hospital food to keep you healthy

[oblique loom]

Did you have pancakes too?

[opal igloo]

LMAO you're not being serious

[rapid merlin]

thats gonna kill me before any illness does

[velvet gull]

enjoy the full search >> LINK

[opal igloo]

My hospital actually did care for that. They had like 8 different meal plans for most possible food requirements

[oblique loom]

I had pancakes at this one place

was ok

Hospital food normally sucks

[hard ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-macska-cica-vomit-oklendez-gif-14738230240638170539

[velvet gull]

honestly when i had cancer the hospital had the best food, not the one they served tho but the machine that sold hot chocolate was fire

[opal igloo]

Though now that I think of it. I think some meal plans were just so poor in food that you actually wouldn't be able to live off them

[silver sky]

When I ended up in hospital in Ukraine they just brought me KFC 😂

[oblique loom]

KFC would be bomb

hell yea

[celest dirge]

Not as bad as my cooking

[opal igloo]

DUDE one of the guys that stayed with me at the ward would have someone visit him every 3-4 days, bring KFC or MCDonald AND NOT TALK AT ALL. He would only care for the food

[oblique loom]

lucky lol

[tropic sluice]

I made this yesterday

[oblique loom]

Wish I had that

[velvet gull]

I'd take that over our hospital food any day tbh

[opal igloo]

I once asked the docs if I was allowed to order pizza if I paid for it, but they said no

[tropic sluice]

THATS HOSPITAL FOOD?

[hard ravine]

bro just crack couple of eggs in there and put some veggies wtf happend to creativity ???

[velvet gull]

yes and I experienced that food too, ill check if i have some of my own food pics

[oblique loom]

I made a comic about my hospital stays. not about the food tho

[tropic sluice]

I thought it was like

Someone's failed cooking attempt

[silver sky]

A bucket of hot wings ❤️

[oblique loom]

Hell yea

bbq wings too

[opal igloo]

did you at least get 3 meals or did they scam ya?

[velvet gull]

Found one

[celest dirge]

Thank you, I made this one with extra love 🖤
-# surprised it actually came out well

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @velvet gull (current: #142 - 69)

[tropic sluice]

Whats that gross red 40 soup

[velvet gull]

i did but couldnt eat most cause lactose 💀

[velvet gull]

I'm proud of ya 🫶

[opal igloo]

Damn you even had the greens? I had similar stuff

[tropic sluice]

That sounds like discrimination

Especially in a hospital

[celest dirge]

I have veggies, I was just lazy asf
-# This is a lie, I hate veggies and refused to put any

[oblique loom]

looks like a ration card

[opal igloo]

Tomato soup

most likely made on the artificial stuff

[velvet gull]

you cant do nothing about discrimination or anything. when i was in a psych ward other patiens brought narcotics onto the ward by ordering it off of glovo, we warned the staff but they didnt prevent them taking it or acting out on others while being on them. couldnt do anything about it either

[hard ravine]

Today i had a litre of milk

[opal igloo]

Sorry, Narcotics off of glovo? What the fuck

[oblique loom]

I smuggled e-cigs once! :D

[opal igloo]

I mean my ward also had drugs but not via delivery apps LMAO

[opal igloo]

was it not allowed?

[oblique loom]

No, lol. of course not. xD

[velvet gull]

Yes 💀

[oblique loom]

I hid it on my waist band

[celest dirge]

Whoever is living with you is lucky.

[velvet gull]

Lol in here they allow them

[opal igloo]

I mean, almost everybody smoked at my hospital

[echo sentinel]

Poor couriers ngl

[opal igloo]

I was in the room with a chill guy who would spend like 1-2 hours each morning just making his own cigs

[tropic sluice]

I actually don't think I have a photo of when they were finished

[oblique loom]

In psych wards here you cant smoke. now, certain psych hospitals do let you smoke yes

[velvet gull]

If they didn't allow smoking in our psych wards there'd be riots - but well they also allowed patients to fuck each other on a balcony so they're pretty lax 💀

[oblique loom]

Also, Nevada is rated worst state for mental support and care.

It can brutal

[opal igloo]

also I think that'd be illegal. I'm pretty positive that due how you can get hooked on smoking, depriving you of it, unless necessary, is making your health worse

[rapid merlin]

what...?

[oblique loom]

I need to come to your country and be hospitalized lol

[celest dirge]

You heard her

[velvet gull]

I know. It happened, I saw it, I wanna scrub my brain to never see it again

[rapid merlin]

I am frightened

[opal igloo]

Damn your Psych hospital was more fun than mine

[velvet gull]

You don't, they were both over 50 and heavily medicated

[celest dirge]

I'm very sorry to hear that, I would be scarred as well if it were me.

[velvet gull]

You're welcome to come to Łódź

[oblique loom]

I meant the cig part

[velvet gull]

Oh alr 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[rapid merlin]

sounds like a horrible experience

[velvet gull]

I could write a book about it ngl

[oblique loom]

I habe my own horror stories

[velvet gull]

If I could write

[oblique loom]

have*

[opal igloo]

damn, our education failed again

[oblique loom]

I got B52'd 4x

And was in PQ

[tropic sluice]

Surprisingly I have never been to a mental hospital

My mom is rn tho

[velvet gull]

Hope her experience is better than ours

[opal igloo]

Please no shotgun McDonald terms that we don't understand

[tropic sluice]

I think it is

[oblique loom]

You dont know B52 injection? 0.o

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-but-wtf-dog-wth-gif-18128750

[oblique loom]

well, probably besy

[tropic sluice]

She's supposed to come back tmr and I'm kinda scared cuz I think their letting her out early cuz they'll be understaffed for Christmas

[velvet gull]

✨ 🇵🇱 Welcome to Poland 🇵🇱 ✨

[oblique loom]

You know that shot docs give ya to put you instantly to sleep?

thats a B52 injection

[silver sky]

I have been to Poland twice

[velvet gull]

Third time might be the charm, watch out 💀

[opal igloo]

just never get stuck here

[oblique loom]

This was about B52

[velvet gull]

I don't think they give that here, they just put people in those vest thingies

We had 4 people in them screaming for hours

[opal igloo]

You had vests? I heard from the people that they just cuff you to the bed

[silver sky]

Flew into Lublin, then driven over the border to Ukraine 😂 and then back the same way

[velvet gull]

Probably was too kinky for poles

[tropic sluice]

My sister was also in a mental hospital not too long ago and she said she had a lot of fun

[opal igloo]

But yeah, I don't think we have sedation like that

[dark wolf]

Straightjackets

[sand trench]

merp morp merp morp time for meep moop sleep sloop to beep boop

[opal igloo]

Your ward was plenty kinky for sure

[oblique loom]

I never had that, thankfully

Just the B52

[echo sentinel]

What a lovely topic to talk about at this almost-christmas night kekw

[opal igloo]

I mean, that's where I spent my last christmas 😅

[dark wolf]

a cop tried to put me in once. i later drove off with him in the straight jacket in the trunk of his car

[oblique loom]

I had Metro through me in an ambulance

throw

[dark wolf]

Don't piss off Metro

[opal igloo]

Metro?

[oblique loom]

they tied me to the ting whatever lol

[dark wolf]

The police here

[velvet gull]

The underground trains?

[dark wolf]

Metropolitan Police Dept

[oblique loom]

In Las Vegas our police force goes by Metro

[dark wolf]

LVMPD

[velvet gull]

Are they all undercover and autistic?

If not I don't get it 💀

[oblique loom]

Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department

[velvet gull]

Oh

[oblique loom]

aka Metro

[velvet gull]

Fair alr

[silver sky]

They actually cancelled my flight back so I almost did 😂

[opal igloo]

Do you have Non-Metropolitan Police Department too?

[oblique loom]

Not really

[velvet gull]

Who cares about those

[dark wolf]

just be white and not on drugs and not drunk and not homeless and you are fine

[opal igloo]

so they just wanna be extra special?

[dark wolf]

We have Henderson Police Department in Henderson

[oblique loom]

They police the entire city

Instead of certian areas like before

[opal igloo]

If I didn't get duped, aren't there also laws that if you're underage you cannot be outside in the city after x?

[dark wolf]

except Henderson, but Most of Las Vegas is not in Las Vegas

[velvet gull]

They've got a police hour??? 💀

[dark wolf]

Most of Las Vegas is actually unincoporated but is patrolled by Metro

[oblique loom]

Like, North Las Vegas Police Department doesnt exist anymore

They are now part of Metro

[opal igloo]

Let me just remind you that we have prohibition in cities

[dark wolf]

really?

[oblique loom]

They are now Metro

[velvet gull]

Lived in one like that. Moved out after 6 months

[opal igloo]

They want to have it in my city citing statistics without citing sources

[oblique loom]

Metro guards the entire city aka The Valley

[dark wolf]

Their website doesn't mention that

I never see metro patrolling henderson

[oblique loom]

Last I heard they got disbanded cause of the economic crisis years ago

[opal igloo]

We have one Żabka that actually does stand by the prohibition and won't sell alcohol after like 21:00

at least one*

[oblique loom]

Now Henderson is different

Metro does go there too, yes

[dark wolf]

NLV is shit. my wife almost moved there before we got married

i told her to buy in henderson

[oblique loom]

Exactly

[dark wolf]

I never see them here though

[oblique loom]

Then I am surprised

Cause ive seen them in Boulder

[dark wolf]

lots of henderson popo

[oblique loom]

Sucks Im not in Henderson territory

I hate Metro

[dark wolf]

They’re building new apartments here

[oblique loom]

Nice, maybe I can get away from the sht apartment I have now

Told yall it was sht

[radiant bloom]

@hushed carbon Please slow down. Further spam will result in a short timeout.

[oblique loom]

I try to keep it nice tho

[hushed carbon]

😡

[dark wolf]

yes the área you live in is the cheapest in the valley

[hushed carbon]

Top 1% in gpt

[oblique loom]

Not even, I pay $1260

[silver sky]

Because yes, a bot is a suitable replacement for actual moderators

[oblique loom]

Some places be hell and they charge $600

[dark wolf]

$1500 for a 1-bed in spring valley

[oblique loom]

I ised to live there

[dark wolf]

my wife calls it spring roll mountain drive

[oblique loom]

I had a 2x bed bath 900sqft for $900 in Spring Valley

Back in the day lol

[dark wolf]

The days of those prices is gone

The ones they’re building by me. Will probably go for 2100.

[oblique loom]

I miss those days

Now I have small ghetto place for more price

[opal igloo]

maybe they don't get good applicants

[oblique loom]

Fking hate thid apartment, I can bitch about it for days. Lol

[dark wolf]

Nah. i applied and more than qualified. they just don’t care

[opal igloo]

you have a gambling addition so you're risky. Jk Jk, good to know there were attempts

[dark wolf]

lol i don’t gamble

play money poker lol

[oblique loom]

Gambling is for tourists

[dark wolf]

that’s why I only go all in

[hushed carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-cock-gif-26965664

[dark wolf]

I play as two different people of the same tables

[celest dirge]

That's the trick to winning 😉

[silver sky]

Nah they just alienated the team they had

[dark wolf]

They give you like bonuses and chips for the more your gambling anyways. And you can reset your chips back to the default after you win. So you don’t lose it all.

So explotable

[oblique loom]

@dark wolf lets hit up the Southpoint

they got $5 craps n blackjack

[dark wolf]

The Southpoint is pretty awesome, but I don’t really do table games or gambling. I’m more of a get out and hike the hills and Canyon and climb the walls.

[hushed carbon]

chatgpt made this for me 🥺 🥹

[dark wolf]

I remember spending a few hours at the South Point ordering two dollar shot after two dollar shot and having to call to have someone drive my car home

[oblique loom]

I can resonate with that

[silver sky]

I only gamble on GTA online

[opal igloo]

Fun fact, Gambling in GTA online got blocked in Poland

[dark wolf]

use the cheap model that makes you win every time

[opal igloo]

can't even gamble in game

[dark wolf]

cheat mod

[dark wolf]

There’s a WSOP app where I can play poker for real money in Nevada

[opal igloo]

and you don't have a gambling problem?

[dark wolf]

i’ve seen tournaments that caused $500 real money to register for the tournament and over 400 people registering

[dark wolf]

no, I don’t have a game. Gambling problem. My brother does. I don’t really play that online. Client and when I do it’s for cheat money.

[hushed carbon]

thank u for this

[silver sky]

What in the fuck

[fervent cove]

ok

[quaint pendant]

u wow

[silver sky]

And these others 😂

[celest dirge]

Here's mine:

[hushed carbon]

this guy has opsec

[dark wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/no-shit-sherlock-eric-cartman-south-park-s15e4-tmi-gif-23121570

[quaint pendant]

i got a too spicy for tv opsec tip

[celest dirge]

I also got the Engineer, surprisingly.

[hushed carbon]

i got tinkerer

send

[celest dirge]

That's pretty cool

[silver sky]

Please send more walls of text no one asked for.......

[opal igloo]

zoomer

[quaint pendant]

but... you then just asked for it

[celest dirge]

XD

[quaint pendant]

meaning it cant possibly happen

[rapid merlin]

yo

[silver sky]

It's called sarcasm sir.

[quaint pendant]

as it cant be both no one can ask for it yet you asked for it 😉

[dark wolf]

Read the #rules no spam no advertising

[hushed carbon]

@rapid merlin send it in dms

[silver sky]

It's considered spam

[sturdy sequoia]

so much spam today

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/schmidt-novel-text-message-text-message-gif-3544541

[velvet gull]

Is that only for premium users?

[dark wolf]

come into a security discord and try and teach them about security lol

[hushed carbon]

no

[opal igloo]

Didn't you try to call me bad words for using AI?

[silver sky]

Yeah and we don't want your caps lock copypasta spam thanks

[velvet gull]

I have Ai to explain people to me to not seem that autistic alr

[opal igloo]

to explain people to you? So when I talk to you, you put me through an AI filter first? That's even worse

[velvet gull]

Nah you're too obvious

[opal igloo]

Damn, got called Basic by a wannabe goth. Can I fall lower?

[rapid merlin]

@velvet gull i thought @opal igloo was ur bestie

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-santa-johnnydepp-johnny-judge-naughty-naughty-list-gif-3307221870567874260

[rapid merlin]

lmao 😭

[opal igloo]

Frenemies

[velvet gull]

BESTIE APPLICATIONS OPEN!!!

[velvet gull]

I'll be Trisha, you be Ethan

[rapid merlin]

PATRICIA!!!

[opal igloo]

I imagined the guys from Phineas and Ferb

[leaden marsh]

I feel brun headche in my mind because I want to finish all this I'm in day 16 I can finish it or what I can

burn

[rapid merlin]

OMG

[opal igloo]

More problems than it's worth

She'll sent you AI photos calling you bad for using AI

[rapid merlin]

lmao

[rapid merlin]

said from experience?

[velvet gull]

I did do that yes

[celest dirge]

If you're feeling burnout, get up, take a break, drink some water, have a snack, relax, and come back with a different approach.

[opal igloo]

Though if you're into ropes and toasters you'll love that part

[rapid merlin]

💀
sry what
ropes and toasters?

i dont want to know

[velvet gull]

Oh you sweet child

[rapid merlin]

[opal igloo]

bed and bath buddies

[rapid merlin]

like the company?

bed and bath?

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/stepbrothers-hose-gif-20871115

[rapid merlin]

wdym bro am i ignorant?

[tropic sluice]

Toasters?????

[opal igloo]

She's either kinky as fuck or needs to go back to psych ward. Make your choice

[rapid merlin]

Neither is ok

🙏

[velvet gull]

I'm goth what did y'all expect

[opal igloo]

Damn, you're not into being broken by a goth?

[celest dirge]

Does she have enough money to buy ram?
If so, now we're talking..

[rapid merlin]

no 😭

[rapid merlin]

🤷‍♂️

not what im looking for lmao

[leaden marsh]

when it will finish the advent of cyber ?

[opal igloo]

31st for joining the raffle

[leaden marsh]

25 ?

[celest dirge]

Yessir

[silver sky]

I mean

[celest dirge]

Who wouldn't? Hello? That's like asking if I want a Charizard or a Charmander

[rapid merlin]

what exactly does this mean tho

like ???

[leaden marsh]

what is means by that ?

[opal igloo]

To be fair, if you're not prepared then it literally is once in a lifetime experience

[rapid merlin]

wdym??? 😭

[opal igloo]

you can complete the rooms until the 31st and for each room you get a ticket for raffle with prizes. you can still do rooms after that, but no longer get those tickets

[rapid merlin]

im just gonna lock myself in my house and never talk to ppl

oh wait...

[leaden marsh]

thanks

[opal igloo]

she likes it when you play hard to get

https://tenor.com/j0VoTZcQlwK.gif

[rapid merlin]

wtf
u mean shes gonna break into my house???

[silver sky]

It's on the list to do before I die

[rapid merlin]

this isnt hard to get its just a hard no

😂

[sturdy sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-kenny-wayne-awkward-gif-14717005

[velvet gull]

I will not say it, I will not say it...

[rapid merlin]

omg 🤦‍♂️

[celest dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[rapid merlin]

no u arent

[opal igloo]

no more rooms after 24th, but you can still do them

[velvet gull]

Mentally I am

[tropic sluice]

Wait I thought we had til jan 7th

[sturdy sequoia]

haha. not even the first time ive posted the meme

[leaden marsh]

How do you know that,

[opal igloo]

oh maybe I'm in the wrong now

[rapid merlin]

that is agreeable
with adult taste i you could say

[leaden marsh]

31st is the last day

[tropic sluice]

Don't say ts discord gonna make u age verify and it takes like a month

[velvet gull]

Jan 7th is last day for the raffle but I'm not sure if it's 7th, check tos

[silver sky]

That is how advent calendars work

[rapid merlin]

lmao the ID verification

[tropic sluice]

I had to do that one

[rapid merlin]

i didnt

i dont have an id

[leaden marsh]

Okay I got it so the last day and there is no raffles right

[opal igloo]

So I was right

[velvet gull]

How old are you?

[silver sky]

I passed age verification. It took one look at me and went, old....

[opal igloo]

stop praying on the young

[leaden marsh]

U WAS RIGHT

I GOT IT

[tropic sluice]

I joined a server and they made me say yes to agree to the rules but msg history was off so they reported me cuz there was a hidden message asking if I was 12

[celest dirge]

I mean, you are santa after all...

[leaden marsh]

Untill 31 dec it will be the last raffle collects then it will close got it

[rapid merlin]

id as in the one u get when ur 21

[rapid merlin]

lol i dont think thats what shes getting at 😂

[silver sky]

Older and wiser

[rapid merlin]

shiro...

[opal igloo]

You never know with the goths

[celest dirge]

Depending which country you live in, you can have an ID below 21

[rapid merlin]

US

[velvet gull]

@opal igloo what have you done preying on the kid 💀

[rapid merlin]

I wouldnt know

[celest dirge]

Dang, all of you are kids.

[tropic sluice]

You can have an id at any age in the us

[rapid merlin]

ID for alcholoh

[sturdy sequoia]

haha. isnt that obvious?

[velvet gull]

True I feel like a grandma

[opal igloo]

Excuse me?

[rapid merlin]

alcohol

[tropic sluice]

There's no separate id for alcahol

[rapid merlin]

u r unc

[rapid merlin]

😂

[rapid merlin]

literally cooked

[celest dirge]

Yeah, but it makes me feel like an old man 😔

[rapid merlin]

the one u get when ur 21

to buy alcohol and tobacco

and other stuff

[rapid merlin]

u r not that old bro

[tropic sluice]

You don't get an id when ur 21

[celest dirge]

Nahh, you're not at the age yet youngling.

[rapid merlin]

u still have the spriti of youth in u

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/msnbc-nbc-dateline-tcap-to-catch-a-predator-gif-6268004529211151612

[opal igloo]

I will take away your eyeliner as punishment and you will lose your sense of gothness

[velvet gull]

I'm 28, almost 29!!

[tropic sluice]

Wait u can

[rapid merlin]

Ultimate punishment 💀

[tropic sluice]

But why would u wanna if it's easier to us a drivers licence or something

[rapid merlin]

Damn...

its fine

were all chill

[velvet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-down-free-fall-open-arms-fast-fall-bring-me-to-life-gif-14316459

[quaint pendant]

im basically a skeleton in internet years

[rapid merlin]

bro remembers the amazement of floppy disks

[quaint pendant]

unironically, 3.5 floppies make pretty good fidget toys

[rapid merlin]

true

[sturdy sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/hackers-floppy-disks-quick-draw-hack-the-planet-hackers-movie-gif-26760814

[opal igloo]

I got one a few months ago and they're so fun to play with

[silver sky]

I think I need to move to Poland

[opal igloo]

for the not so hot goths?

[celest dirge]

I'm in my 20s 🥀

[velvet gull]

Come to Łódź I'll show you around!!

[rapid merlin]

lol

[celest dirge]

Ohhh, you're older than me Grandma

[velvet gull]

See you're a child too.

[rapid merlin]

nah u still got it bro

[velvet gull]

WHAT THAT TOOK A TURN

[rapid merlin]

u r polish?

[quaint pendant]

but yes, i have installed windows 3.11 via floppy disk

[velvet gull]

Yeah

[dark wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-woah-hold-up-wait-gif-5693923

[velvet gull]

@opal igloo thays about you

[silver sky]

Is that what we call your basement

[celest dirge]

Nah, I can't connect with kids my age.

I dont understand their lingo

[velvet gull]

Oh no, he figured me out

[opal igloo]

I'm mentally unstable not freaky

[rapid merlin]

thats what i thought when i saw his profile

[rapid merlin]

nah

[rapid merlin]

damn u got a whole ass city for a basement

[velvet gull]

Tomato tomato

[celest dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/see-myself-out-gif-21716927

[silver sky]

See, I'm a detective I've seen right through your trap!

[tropic sluice]

I'm baby lizard

[celest dirge]

Is that a good thing or?

[rapid merlin]

yeah ur older than me tho

[silver sky]

It's all a lure to kidnap me.

[tropic sluice]

Not in lizard years

[opal igloo]

Neither one of them is good, but it's good to make the distinction

[rapid merlin]

unc u give us presents we need u bro

[rapid merlin]

yes

yes u r

[rapid merlin]

is that a bad thing?

no matter what unit

[velvet gull]

I'll be the only one to have gifts now

[dreamy bronze]

nah

[opal igloo]

Damn, what you gonna do with all the coal?

[silver sky]

That could be taken really out of context 😂

[rapid merlin]

naughty* list

[velvet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/iamtonytalks-tonytalks-antonio-baldwin-calling-call-the-police-gif-12385006250024902415

[rapid merlin]

[celest dirge]

Hey, if you don't want it, I'll use it for my locomotive.

https://tenor.com/view/train-steam-gif-6642314553844039973

[rapid merlin]

bro is single handedly powering russia's coal industry

[rapid merlin]

CHOO CHOOO MF

[velvet gull]

Take it, I'm more into planes

[tropic sluice]

Unless....

UR A LIZARD TOO?

[rapid merlin]

uhm

[celest dirge]

planes...?
Now we're talking my language.

[rapid merlin]

last time i checked

[rapid merlin]

*love language

[celest dirge]

Sorry, I'm married to my AI waifu.

[velvet gull]

You know mentour pilot? I'm addicted to his content currently

[rapid merlin]

😔
bro u good?

[rapid merlin]

better be local hosted

[sturdy sequoia]

ive seen you say this before. im starting to actually believe you

[opal igloo]

MENtour? Patriarchy strikes again

[celest dirge]

No, but I'll give him a watch, I mainly watch Swiss sometimes.

[silver sky]

I'm gonna make an extra stop on the 25th to explore Lodz now

[rapid merlin]

its a word bro

???

yknow that happens in all languages?

[velvet gull]

He's really solid, no drama, all aviation accidents, lessons learned, very autistic stuff

[rapid merlin]

same
to the last

[velvet gull]

I knew you'd come to love my basement 🫶

[opal igloo]

Damn, gonna visit my town too?

[rapid merlin]

ich no spreche

[velvet gull]

You've been too naughty for bullying me

[silver sky]

Nah you haven't got a basement 😂

[celest dirge]

Noooo.... this is the first time I've said this
-# Damn, I need to cover up the evidence

[rapid merlin]

whats the punishment?

[opal igloo]

Basement

[rapid merlin]

im escaping fs

no sweat

[celest dirge]

I'll give him a watch rn since I'm not really doing anything

[velvet gull]

Let me know how you like him then!!

[rapid merlin]

what are u gonna do?

make me pasta or smth?

[celest dirge]

Uhhh, it kinda isn't.

[celest dirge]

Will do!

[velvet gull]

He'll make you learn about ww2 in Poland

[opal igloo]

it was an answer to your question, not an invitation

[dark wolf]

its when you have to have hallways in your basement that locking people up gets a bit out of hand

[opal igloo]

I'd hide him in the attic if I was to do that

[dark wolf]

but what are you gonna do

[rapid merlin]

I would love to hear both sides

[rapid merlin]

oh i thought it was challenge

[silver sky]

~~Goth Girl ✅
Polish ✅
Basements ✅
Into ropes ✅

Ticking boxes here~~

[rapid merlin]

million dollar question

[velvet gull]

Wanna see if the other guy was right?

[opal igloo]

You should become her bestie. You're both freaky like that

[rapid merlin]

no kinda like an escape game

not freaky

[rapid merlin]

pls no this

no

[celest dirge]

Who? I need to know who this person is so I can stay weary of them!
For my safety of course!

[opal igloo]

Oh it is an escape game, just for one side

[rapid merlin]

asking for friend ass question

[hushed carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ough-bunny-silly-bunny-o-ugh-bunny-ough-bnuy-ough-bnuuy-gif-15500810618177275813

[rapid merlin]

uhm

[rapid merlin]

wassup stormz?

[hushed carbon]

im making homelab

[hushed carbon]

hi

[rapid merlin]

lmao

[rapid merlin]

how u doing?

[hushed carbon]

im good wbu

[rapid merlin]

same

[rapid merlin]

oh nice

were just getting into some poland stuff

[silver sky]

Polish basements

[rapid merlin]

and how im gonna get stuck in one somehow

i think

was the topic

i dont plan on marchi- i mean talking a stop in poland

ayo?

wtf

ayo fam calm down

[opal igloo]

sorry

[rapid merlin]

why is general so freaky today

[rapid merlin]

its all @opal igloo and @velvet gull

trsut

trust

[velvet gull]

It's him, he's trying to sell me

[rapid merlin]

this is me in every video game 😔
my character always getting in obstacles

[opal igloo]

give away*

[velvet gull]

Bro someone for sure would pay

I think

Maybe

In pesos?

[rapid merlin]

which him

[rapid merlin]

nah bro

[loud marlin]

for the love of god lol

[velvet gull]

@opal igloo

[silver sky]

Are you sure they are selling you or are you gonna sell the people in the basement?

[rapid merlin]

oh ok

[celest dirge]

Aww ffs, it's passed that time and I'm having this issue again

[velvet gull]

I'll make y'all paint and sell the paintings

[celest dirge]

Alright chat, let's tone it down a bit.

Let's keep things PG-13.

[celest dirge]

You're right, let's get back to PG-13

[silver sky]

I can't paint so I'm fucked

I can just about paint a stickman

[rapid merlin]

but its about basements

and the forbidden candy

the cotton candy that is insulation

ykwin?

ykwim?

[rapid merlin]

1 Zimbabwe dollar

[celest dirge]

The one's in the walls?

[rapid merlin]

1 iranian rial

[rapid merlin]

yes

[velvet gull]

See @opal igloo weve got the first offer

[rapid merlin]

2 offers

[opal igloo]

honestly it's more than I could've bargained for

[celest dirge]

@velvet gull can I come over and try the cotton candy you're hiding in the walls?

[rapid merlin]

$0.0028 USD

damn thats too steep bro

1 iranian rial = 0.000024 usd

[dark wolf]

238?

[opal igloo]

235

[rapid merlin]

no the depleted stuff

[velvet gull]

Oh of course, my doors are always open for you 🫶
Until you go in of course

[rapid merlin]

this is freaky fr

wtf

[silver sky]

But on a real one, if I am ever in Poland I will come visit Lodz and you can show me around

[rapid merlin]

can someone match @velvet gull 's freak?

[dark wolf]

boring

[silver sky]

City looks pretty

[rapid merlin]

W I D E Santa

[celest dirge]

What happens after? Y'know what, as long as I get my free candy I could care less.

[opal igloo]

that's all there is to it really

[velvet gull]

It really has very charming places, and one of the longest roads in Europe!! Full of life, bars etc

[silver sky]

You took a walllllllk to Poland?

[rapid merlin]

F R E A K Y santa

[silver sky]

And @velvet gull

[rapid merlin]

a stroll u could say

[opal igloo]

I was trying to stay on the positives

[rapid merlin]

nothing wrong with being freaky, just not in THM general

[dark wolf]

th troll took a stroll on a pole with a toll

[rapid merlin]

ok this is matching shiro's freak

wtf

[celest dirge]

BACK TO PG-13

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-wtf-what-the-yikes-gross-gif-15881068

[rapid merlin]

This is illegal btw

nah bro u freaky 8 days a week 25 hrs per day

[dark wolf]

ill eagle is a sick bird

[celest dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-gear-collapse-gif-3562577945688733088

[rapid merlin]

no

no excuse

no

straight to jail

[opal igloo]

is that when your PC crashes?

[silver sky]

Let's behave

[rapid merlin]

US logo trippin

[celest dirge]

My PC doesn't drive, so no.

[rapid merlin]

what the fuck

[silver sky]

But is your PC running?

[rapid merlin]

this what u into bro?
U ok?

[silver sky]

Because if so, you better catch it

[velvet gull]

Alr I'm going to sleep, if any of you need me dms are open cause I always lose the mentions 💀 have fun y'all!

[celest dirge]

Nah, it doesn't have legs, nor is it alive... at the moment.

[dark wolf]

If your PC is running you better catch it

[rapid merlin]

nahhhh

[celest dirge]

It does have a coffee holder!

[silver sky]

Sounds like you're gonna wake up to some love messages now

[rapid merlin]

i dont think u have read the previous messages
and no bro

[silver sky]

Good night!

[dark wolf]

night santa

[velvet gull]

Oh alr dms open for everyone except @rapid merlin he scares me

[silver sky]

I'm not going to bed 😂

[rapid merlin]

embed fail look at this

[rapid merlin]

night

[dark wolf]

oh lol

[silver sky]

I'm busy prepping for the 25th

[celest dirge]

I'll most likely forget to DM you, but goodnight nonetheless!

[rapid merlin]

What the fuck did i have to do to scare the freakiest of us all??? 😭

[tired peak]

prepping for work or prepping for presents?

[celest dirge]

Also, awesome channel recommendation @velvet gull , I'm gonna watch more videos on that channel

[silver sky]

Liar

[opal igloo]

bait and switch

[rapid merlin]

Santa insta slid in the DMs

[silver sky]

Prepping for the big journey to deliver all the presents

[rapid merlin]

u got scammed

[tired peak]

OMG WIDE IS SANTA!!

[rapid merlin]

lmao

[opal igloo]

he got that sleigh for a reason

[rapid merlin]

i think its cuz ur not verified

[sharp citrus]

@rapid merlin

Discord: How Do I Verify My TryHackMe Account?

Article Link

https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6495858-discord-how-do-i-verify-my-tryhackme-account

Dec 23, 2025, 1:07 AM

[rapid merlin]

u need to link acc

[rapid merlin]

Santa heard rope, basement, and goths and got a bit excited

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-cat-niklas-cat-tongue-gif-9842551414196208576

bro freaky

[hushed carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-waking-up-yawn-cute-gif-13901849

[silver sky]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-elf-christmas-going-crazy-over-santa-buddy-gif-14099468

[rapid merlin]

cute doggo

big yawn lmao

[silver sky]

Can you blame me?

[rapid merlin]

yes bro

ur like him??? 😭

freaky ahh server

I am not like Santa, no

[opal igloo]

at least one house off the list