general

[compact fossil]

well..

idk

[royal breach]

What is a "King of the Hill"

[rapid merlin]

What I will play when I get in cryptography
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/162K1ylEaXnRCERsvGy7Mn?si=3838ec59799c414c

[knotty valve]

Reminds me of the perfume I just brought lmao

[knotty valve]

Camellia and Lotus

[rapid merlin]

Oh I get it now..

[wary ocean]

I wish she could've actually done that song with bad wolves instead of just them covering it

[tight trout]

your neighbors have got to hate you lmao

[compact fossil]

im eepy

[loud marlin]

mine will fit with ther stuff

[royal breach]

Guys what does THM mean by King of the Hill

[rapid merlin]

Omg how do you know this song...

We are friends now

💀

[finite basalt]

That song is iconic, I'd be upset if a person didn't know it

[tight trout]

you versus others trying to keep control of a vulnerable machine

[knotty valve]

Now start collecting moths

[finite basalt]

Arguably one of the most famous songs to be created

[rapid merlin]

I SPAMMED this shit when I was a kid man

[compact fossil]

this song everytime i listen to it gets stuck in my head

[royal breach]

Oo

[compact fossil]

and i cant remove it

[knotty valve]

I've got a death's head moth in a graveyard frame

[rapid merlin]

I was sad when the singer passed away

[royal breach]

Is there one against a bot or not

[finite basalt]

That was a devastating loss, they had an incredible voice

[loud marlin]

nah. here is no so much moth in nature

[finite basalt]

I will say zombie is such a sad song when you know the origin of it

[rapid merlin]

Yeah man that sucked a shit ton

[knotty valve]

True, the people I buy through are entomologist and breed the moths they pin

So they don't take from nature

[rapid merlin]

I remember back in kindergarten man I used to play it nonstop lol

[loud marlin]

i had tarantulas years a go. si when she change skinn i tend to save them

[finite basalt]

An iconic song

[knotty valve]

Ohhh

I used to have a pet huntsman

Idk where he went lmao

[rapid merlin]

Also system of a down.. I dont remember the song

[knotty valve]

He had an enclosure but he'd also roam around my room too

[finite basalt]

Chop suey?

[rapid merlin]

Back in the days I spammed a shit ton of rock now Im mostly into rap

[rapid merlin]

Yes and toxicity too

Goated

[finite basalt]

I listen to nearly anything haha

[loud marlin]

spiders live on net all the time. if they leave it then smth is rly bad for them

[finite basalt]

was listening to backbone earlier and now careless whisper

[knotty valve]

Huntsman spiders don't have webs

[rapid merlin]

Nah man if I listen to some bar type songs I instantly gain alcohol resistance

[knotty valve]

They're roaming spiders (aka hunters)

[tight trout]

was he your pet or was he more like a roommate?

[compact fossil]

hence the name?

[compact fossil]

yup got my reply

[craggy fulcrum]

i just got done socializing with my family now im taking a nap on the couch

[finite basalt]

I actually hold my drinks really well, just irritates my stomach, I'll throw up before I get drunk drunk normally

[rapid merlin]

I smell introvert

[royal breach]

Is THM mostly theory or practical?

[loud marlin]

was in general... but yea... i had 5 tarantulas long time ago

[compact fossil]

i take 2 working days to get over the overstimulation of fsmily socialzing

[knotty valve]

He was a pet

[near hawk]

Practical

[knotty valve]

Hiya blackout

[rapid merlin]

No man you dont get it if I listen to bar music I might even go on top of the table and sing with my tv remote💀

[near hawk]

👋

[royal breach]

By a lot?

[rapid merlin]

Even while sober

[craggy fulcrum]

no my nom woke me up to come here and i didnt even know i also took a public speaking class im not introvert

[knotty valve]

How goes you?

[rapid merlin]

Yo first staff I've met here

How u doing

[finite basalt]

My record in first year was 10+ double rum and cokes, and at least 6 jaegerbombs (ignoring any pre-drinks or afterparty)

[rapid merlin]

Ah aight then understood

[near hawk]

Yes pretty much all our rooms are hands on labs with a few theory

[craggy fulcrum]

i gotta watch lecture when i get home 🙃

[near hawk]

Good you?

[knotty valve]

Yea, we had a trapdoor in the past, but I surrendered him to a wildlife conservation when I moved out of home

[craggy fulcrum]

yes

[knotty valve]

Can't complain too much

[wary ocean]

Most of the rooms mix practical and theory

[royal breach]

Oh ok just asking cause in the beginning there is a lot of theory

[wary ocean]

At least the ones on the main path iirc

[keen light]

i hate format strings

[finite basalt]

the other week I went out back in my home time, hadn't eaten and stomached 12+ pints of beer, we started at 6pm and I got in at 3am

[craggy fulcrum]

me too

[near hawk]

Yea there will be at the start but once you get into it there’s a lot more

[royal breach]

Im currently on uh

[rapid merlin]

O hell na 3 years ago I heard bar songs and suddenly they played juice and I just stood up and sung it with my bro

[royal breach]

The networking I think

[rapid merlin]

Idk if you heard the song fine china

[loud marlin]

is ok to have some spider in house. they catch dumb fly shit that are annoying

[rapid merlin]

hold up

[royal breach]

The one that has dns

Icmp

whatever it explains

[finite basalt]

I will say I felt grim in the morning, got the train home from my parents (roughly an hour). When I got back to my own home, it'd been 43 hours since I'd last eaten, I'd had two coffees and many beers 🤣

[rapid merlin]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5274I4mUMnYczyeXkGDWZN?si=7ac01dc899034ecf

I could act drunk even if sober with ts

I swear to god

[finite basalt]

I'm the babysitter so I hold my drinks well and stay sober enough to protect people

[royal breach]

Thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @near hawk (current: #54 - 179)

[knotty valve]

Yea

I keep spiders inside as long as they don't cause trouble

If they do I move them outside

[rapid merlin]

Nah that's good actually

I never get drunk at home too

Only if friends and if Im not the one driving

because if Im the one driving we might end up in space out of nowhere

[finite basalt]

Yeah that's fair, I do occasionally get drunk at home but only with housemates or friends

[wary ocean]

I scream like a girl whenever I see a spider

[finite basalt]

and usually it leads to a bar afterwards

[finite basalt]

but they're chill 🤣

[red karma]

doesnt drinking decrease muscle mass

[rapid merlin]

I mean cmon why would you get drunk if its not with your homeboys?

Heartbreaks?

[finite basalt]

I'm not a body builder so I don't really care

[wary ocean]

Which turns out confuse ppl cuz I'm a 6'1 fat dude

[rapid merlin]

Bro fuck heartbreaks I can break my own heart better than any other girl with coffee overdoses

[wary ocean]

They got too many legs

[finite basalt]

I'm goated with the most broken metabolism, I drink and eat what I want and just about maintain weight, put 4kg on in 4+ years

[wary ocean]

Same. I overthink a lot so like, I seen the breakup happening 3 months ago

Like dr strange seeing ever reality

[rapid merlin]

Power of the overthinking

A curse and a blessing

[finite basalt]

I don't drink to deal with problems, I just sort of shrink away and hide

I work and sleep to deal with problems 🤣

[rapid merlin]

In girlfriend and friend there is an end in the end, but in alcohol there isnt any

Wtf did I just say

BRO

[finite basalt]

I'm a problem fixer, the one I've not yet managed to fix is me being in my head, that one I just sleep or work away

[wary ocean]

Damn that doesn't help if you also have dyslexia

[rapid merlin]

From a hacking server we made it into alcohol addict moments

[wary ocean]

Even TTS is confused ASF when I had it read it 😅

[dense grove]

Omg alcohol

[finite basalt]

I actually have a sizable alcohol collection, not because I'm an alcoholic. More the opposite

[dense grove]

Do tell what are ya all dronking

[celest dirge]

So you're telling me alcohol will never end?

[finite basalt]

I get gifted more booze than I drink

[wary ocean]

Average mr robot infection

[rapid merlin]

There is no end in the end of alcohol

[finite basalt]

Nowt currently but I could get staropramen or crabbies from the fridge

[rapid merlin]

Break your heart before a girl does

[wary ocean]

I've never drank nor prob will ever drink. I don't need alcohol to be stupid

[dense grove]

Personally i prefer beer and wine

[finite basalt]

I hate alcohol because it makes me more open about things that I don't want to open up about 🤣

[dense grove]

Separately ofc

[wary ocean]

Shit I'd already see it coming months prior

[celest dirge]

I got so depressed last night, I got into Assembly, C++ and reverse engineering.

[rapid merlin]

You've been heartbroken hard before havent you?

I have this too

[wary ocean]

Yup

[rapid merlin]

Yee man something that broke cant be broken again you've gone numb now

[wary ocean]

I'm fines and we're okays mean nothing to me cuz of it

[dense grove]

Final stage of depression

[finite basalt]

When I went drinking in my birthtown, I walked into my parents living room, they were up at 3am and I just went "I'm absolutely fucking steaming"
By the end of it, I'd had a full conversation at 6am with my mum about my mental health, I then got on a train the next morning hungover to balls with the most raging hangxiety

[rapid merlin]

Am I the only one that loves C++? 🫥

[dense grove]

Damn

[celest dirge]

I'm starting to like it, very slowly

[rapid merlin]

Bro my friend was drunk last time and he asked me if colors have smells

[finite basalt]

The stuff I'd opened up about no one in the family knew about and the only two people I'd told I have unwavering trust in so it was a bit of a yikes

[dense grove]

🔥🔥🔥

[rapid merlin]

Like blackout drunk

And I was too, thank god I wasnt driving

[celest dirge]

That and learning Windows Internals is what I am doing as well.

[dense grove]

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[spark verge]

I stopped drinking, it robs me of my time.

[wary ocean]

I prob have at least 3 note books filled or song lyrics cuz of it 😅

[spark verge]

Also robs me of my ability to do what I care about.

[rapid merlin]

Alone I agree, but what if you're with your buds?

[dense grove]

If anyone wants to encrypt a message 🤷‍♂️

[dense grove]

Interesting

[rapid merlin]

Everyone here (I hope) doesnt drink alone, but in bars

[spark verge]

Still don't I also don't really find myself around people drinking.

[rapid merlin]

Fair

[celest dirge]

Very interesting, but I feel like I am losing my sanity over it.

[spark verge]

Used to, but, no sense going to drunk crowds not drinking.

[finite basalt]

The most I'll do when really drunk is compliment the odd person and then disappear for a piss. There was one time I did sleep on my doorstep for half an hour though and another time where I got up the next morning and punched my housemate (while sober) because he was nasty the previous night and said I could if I saw him the next morning before he left the house but normally, very well behaved 😅

[rapid merlin]

Yeah if I can remember you're a dad too and you are older right?

Makes sense

[knotty pendant]

Hi

[dense grove]

Well you would lose sanity in any field

Just how much is the question

[rapid merlin]

Oh word?

[spark verge]

Haha yeah, I went through my drinking stage in life, went hard too, well too hard for many years.
Never developed a dependency but still.

[rapid merlin]

Me with windows fundamentals

[rapid merlin]

That's how you know you enjoyed life mate

cheers

[royal breach]

If I buy premium can my friend who is using the free version join my private koth servers?

[finite basalt]

There's a reason I can't do most shots, if I do my body gives ample warning that I shouldn't 🤣 The smell of tequila gives me goosebumps

[wary ocean]

i have an extrmely addictive personality so i hope i never drink alcohol 😅

[celest dirge]

Word

Dword

Qword

[dense grove]

This is a block not a message?

[finite basalt]

that's fair, my addictive personality is relatively limited to food

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-wwe-eyebrows-gif-11854628

[finite basalt]

I find food I like and then that's that, the current scrannage is cheesey pasta with pesto and chorizo, takes 20 minutes and tastes like heaven

[celest dirge]

Starting from 12am up till now

[finite basalt]

I was on pancakes for about 3 months

[wary ocean]

same, but i also do it with like songs, games and like medicine and stuff

its nawht good

[royal breach]

If I buy premium can my friend who is using the free version join my private koth servers?

[finite basalt]

Songs too ig but nowt else

I hate medicine in general

[wary ocean]

i think both parties have to be preem users

[finite basalt]

I rely on medication for a day to day and hate the idea of needing more tablets

[royal breach]

Dang

[cloud quiver]

Can you please keep the conversation appropriate ? This is your last warning .

[rapid merlin]

KGB first time meeting you man how u doing?

[rapid merlin]

From what?

[winged nimbus]

kdp

[finite basalt]

Between that and being messed around with doctors for over half a decade I refuse to see doctors or anything related to
I said to my mum it's one reason I'll never seek counselling or therapy or speak to more doctors, it just seems like more messing around so I'm not gonna subscribe to that 😅

[rapid merlin]

sorry man didnt see it

Bro appropriate conversation for what tho

[royal breach]

Hi do you know if I have premium and I make a private King of Hill server if my friend who doesn't havw premium can join it and go against me?

[cloud quiver]

What's this ?

[dense grove]

Wait i read it but im having some problem wait a sec

[rapid merlin]

Come on man its a joke..

I dont mean it literally

[cloud quiver]

Yeah i think they can join 🙂

[royal breach]

Well Im a bit confused because someone said it wasnt

Thank you though

[cloud quiver]

I would suggest you to read the #rules once again , this kind of conversation isn't welcome here

[rapid merlin]

Alright man jeez...

No need for trouble

[modern fox]

[rapid merlin]

Come on it was a fun convo too..

[silver sky]

Yeah as a recovering alcoholic not very funny

[rapid merlin]

I mean sharing good vibes you had back in the day isnt harmful tho

No way man walked in and casually made this whole chat dead

[silver sky]

Nothing about my alcoholism time was good vibes

Cop yourself on a bit

[rapid merlin]

If you're with your buddies at the bar it is

[rapid merlin]

wdum

[finite basalt]

At the end of the day, I think what you mean is that the experience of being with friends was enjoyable and that the booze wasn't necessarily the bit enjoyed

[silver sky]

"Cop yourself on" is an informal, idiomatic Irish expression, meaning to wise up, become aware, or stop behaving immaturely. It's often used when someone needs a reality check or to start acting with more common sense.

[finite basalt]

God bless the irish 🙏

some beautiful phrases

[rapid merlin]

I didnt ask to explain from the vocabulary...

Explain it yourself

[elder hound]

Facts

[silver sky]

I literally just did

[finite basalt]

My form tutor used to say "wise up" and my mum "wisht will ya", beautiful phrases

[rapid merlin]

define mature

[silver sky]

Fully developed both mentally and physically

[rapid merlin]

And does talking about experiences makes us immature?

[finite basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-cat-tiktok-sonne---rammstein-gif-10371418670988365530

Both sides have fair points, could we please agree to move on rather than go in circles?

[rapid merlin]

ong

[silver sky]

I mean, you've just proven yourself to not be fully developed mentally because your response to moderators telling you to turn it down a bit was "it's a joke"

Anyway

Moving on

[rapid merlin]

And who are you to say that?

[rapid merlin]

It seems like a random discord member did a whole psychological diagnosis on me 💀

Anyway

[silver sky]

Return to monke

[finite basalt]

https://imgur.com/socchQU

[silver sky]

Random

[finite basalt]

The perfect background music - life could be a dream

[rapid merlin]

For me you are just "another dude" respecfully..

[silver sky]

Cool story

[royal breach]

What about me

Am I another dude to you

[rapid merlin]

Basically everyone is another dude to everyone

here especially

[royal breach]

Ok

[silver sky]

Nah your chill.

[royal breach]

Didn't know it was like that gang...

[finite basalt]

and that's on gang

[elder hound]

[finite basalt]

frfr ong

[rapid merlin]

I mean man be fr do you gain feelings for people in discord?

[royal breach]

So that's how it is huh?

Just another dude?

After our countless times together?

I officiated your wedding...

[rapid merlin]

huh

[elder hound]

[royal breach]

You asked me to be your best man...

Don't act like it was all just a lie...

[lucid harness]

The betrayal is truly sad 😔

[royal breach]

How.. How could you do this to me?

[elder hound]

https://tenor.com/view/they-had-us-in-the-first-half-not-gonna-lie-gif-13620240

[royal breach]

Just another dude..

I see how it is.

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-black-guy-what-akward-gif-26811297

bro u good?

You got flashbacks from an ex or what?

[royal breach]

The real question is...

Are YOU good?

[elder hound]

Lol

[finite basalt]

a little boogie

[rapid merlin]

which band is this?

[finite basalt]

my chemical romance 🙂

[rapid merlin]

Damn never heard of them

hold up

[finite basalt]

whaaaaaa

no way

[floral ice]

question is black arch good?

[rapid merlin]

No Im being deadass

[rapid merlin]

Yooooooooo

[floral ice]

HELLLLLLLLO

[finite basalt]

missing out

[merry canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-kernel-linux-tux-tux-the-penguin-penguin-gif-10518114160556411541

[rapid merlin]

WHERE WERE YOU HELICOPTER?

[rapid merlin]

No way...

[merry canyon]

@rapid merlin

[rapid merlin]

No fucking way

2-2

[merry canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-king-lion-king-monkey-talking-rafiki-gif-17580008

[rapid merlin]

AND YOU LEVELED UP

HAHAHAHAHAH

[merry canyon]

Yes sirrrrrrr

[finite basalt]

Go study 👉

[rapid merlin]

NO

[finite basalt]

just kidding, live your life

[rapid merlin]

LETS CHERRISH THAT MOMENT

[merry canyon]

Ayo im at work 😦

[merry canyon]

YES SIR

[rapid merlin]

HE LEVELED UP 😭

[merry canyon]

r00t x rizzler

[floral ice]

I WAS WORKING AND HAD TO GO TO B DAY PARTY AHHAHA

[finite basalt]

free therizzler

[merry canyon]

Yes pls

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-celebrate-celebration-jesse-pinkman-dap-up-gif-11441765369679897089

[finite basalt]

he aint dun nuttin wrong an that's on gang

[rapid merlin]

WHOSE?

Oh I thought yours

Mb g

[floral ice]

(:::

[floral ice]

I HAD TO GO TO MINE

[rapid merlin]

Wait it was yo bday?

[floral ice]

yuh

[rapid merlin]

YOOOOOOO

Happy bday helicopter

Hope you fly well and change your oils

🙏

[floral ice]

im 90 years old now😊😊😊

[floral ice]

thank youuu

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @tiny orchid (current: #587 - 11)

[floral ice]

LOLLLLL AHHAHAH

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/happywithoutjt-stan-twitter-dance-white-man-gif-16831888052876107003

[floral ice]

wow doxing me how did u know thats me smh

[rapid merlin]

I know everything

Try hack me more like Try hack you

/j

[floral ice]

😔😔😔

[floral ice]

/lies

[floral ice]

Yah yah or nah nah

[rapid merlin]

Oh yee

[floral ice]

IS IT OR ARE U LIES

[rapid merlin]

Blackarch is basically arch and kali having a baby

So Im assuming you can use it daily too

[floral ice]

SON???

[rapid merlin]

Nah I just forgot to reply 🥲

[floral ice]

sureeeee

[merry canyon]

Minty mints

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-mint-rosa-diaz-want-a-mint-breath-mint-gif-21742641

@tight trout

[floral ice]

STUDY NOW GO GO GO GO

[dark wolf]

You shouldn't post a gif of mint in here

[merry canyon]

Im at workkkk

[celest dirge]

Nuh uh, it's December

[dark wolf]

How do you know that's not her? there is a 1 in 8 billion chance

[merry canyon]

Hahahahaha

[floral ice]

study at work man

[tight trout]

:p

[merry canyon]

Definitely her

Shes her

Shes got that aura

[tight trout]

i wishhh

[merry canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-goku-dbz-dragon-ball-super-saiyan-gif-8246706

Mints afterhours

[dark wolf]

Hey mints

[dark wolf]

You never know ... someone from Anonymous could be in here

[floral ice]

im part of anonymous trust

[tight trout]

after hours mints is passed out

either i get so tired i pass out, or i close my eyes and fall asleep in seconds

[deft crest]

hi happy mangrove day

[craggy fulcrum]

ferglar

[winged nimbus]

colt

[tight trout]

i don't think she's 19 lol

[dark wolf]

good point

[uneven nexus]

no

[floral ice]

why not

[uneven nexus]

ive only seen a brief video using it and it looked very ineffiecent and i thinkit might be eol

or not maintained

[spark verge]

Good eve all, I have returned again for just a moment, then going to knock out this "CAPA: The Basics." room

[uneven nexus]

hi i didnt know they had a capa room on thm

probably should run through that quickly for malware analysis matrix

[spark verge]

If you're doing a learning path its towards the end of cyber security 101

[uneven nexus]

yeah i skipped that path lol

[spark verge]

Ah, already know the material?

[uneven nexus]

doing a mixture of socl1/l2 endpoint and malware analysis modules (did all of them i think)

i havent seen the path in detail but since i already have sec+ and ejpt i assume most of it i already know

[spark verge]

Oh yeah, I mean you found things to get to level 9. I am sure you know plenty. haha

Plenty of the basic stuff is what I mean.

[uneven nexus]

pretty close to leveling up too

at around 11k/12k

[spark verge]

Nice!

it really slows down at 8.

[uneven nexus]

yeah i just want to get it done before this week league ends

yeah 8-9 was very long

[spark verge]

maybe 7 was a little slow too, but 8-9 feels like its been daysss.

[uneven nexus]

after 0xA the gap is less intense

both next levels are only 3k

[fervent cove]

compete for rank > level

[uneven nexus]

for which? weekly, monthly, all time?

[sacred rune]

Hi

[uneven nexus]

hi

[sacred rune]

whats up

[uneven nexus]

things

lol

[rapid merlin]

Hi there

Im new in here, and i want to ask if some one can help me with my Kali linux

[uneven nexus]

maybe post in room help

[rapid merlin]

Ok sorry

[uneven nexus]

its fine just make sure you describe the issue when you post it in a bit more detail

[rapid merlin]

Ok

[uneven nexus]

https://discord.com/channels/521382216299839518/522158539129618453

[rapid merlin]

Thanks

[dark wolf]

You have to be autistic to do this lol

I didn't know I was autistic until I realized that it's why my brain doesn't work the same as other peoples and I had trouble in conversations because I think differently.

But on the plus side when I get on something like this it devours my time and I focus on it and keep going all day and night lol

[fervent cove]

to do what?

[dark wolf]

CTFs lol

I haven't done one here.

I did one at work a few years ago but I'm not in CyberSecurity, I'm in Networking

[uneven nexus]

do the blue team ones

you mean the 'challenge' rooms by ctf in this case right

[fervent cove]

i reckon u just need to know how to google

kek

[foggy silo]

Hello everyone
How do I get msfvenom payload work on android 14 or letest?

[dark wolf]

Why would you want to do that?

[foggy silo]

Just for learning purposes

[fervent cove]

are u familiar with msvenom in general?

[dark wolf]

Well, I would have to research it

[dark wolf]

Basically say you are on a team competition that lasts a week. To compete you would have to be on aderral or something or adhd or autisitc to just sit and do nothing but that.

or to complete cyber 101 in three weeks like i did lol

[uneven nexus]

oh you mean ctf ctfs

[foggy silo]

@Kami not that much

[dark wolf]

but i have a lot of exp so thats partly why hehe

[uneven nexus]

yeah last time i did one that was pretty much it i had 3 coffees

[dark wolf]

It's like you can't give up

[uneven nexus]

i scored the most on my team but the rest of my team wasnt as exp

yeah was a big rush

[dark wolf]

Fun stuff, that's what I like about cybersecurity

trying to hack into machines

I learned metasploit in 2008 but had no targets to legally practice with

now there are vms and sites like this 🙂

game changer, can have fun legally

[blissful current]

[fervent cove]

@foggy silo i dont know you to accept your friend request. just research msvenom and youll be able to answer youre own question in a few hours

[dark wolf]

yes, if you want to use it to learn then learn how to use it 🙂

https://tenor.com/view/seth-meyers-right-am-i-right-totally-same-gif-7475706689465415663

[tight trout]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-krillion-happy-feet-gif-12723729865219012965

[dark wolf]

I don't know how to hack Android, if they can't afford an iPhone, they aren't worth hacking 🤣

[spark verge]

Iphone is the worst. 😦 lol

I wish we wasn't so damn swallowed into the apple or android world.

I have heard of getting a pixel and ungoogling it or something like that, I don't know much about it beyond that. lol

[tight trout]

@mortal ether
good things about tarantino:
action
interesting dialogue
not boring

bad things
......you know what goes here

every single fucking movie there at least one scene and i'm just like

[spark verge]

That is facts. haha.

[knotty valve]

My work phone is apple

Generally it's more secure than android (usage depending) so my work opted for that instead

And having to give out androids with custom ROMs was unmaintainable

[fervent cove]

i can agree with this but bring MACs into the environment then i lose my mind

[spark verge]

I just like the slightly more freedom I get with android.

But overall, I don't enjoy the phones. Don't have enough people I want to talk to, I do enjoy using it for a hotspot when I leave and take a laptop with me.

[knotty valve]

Fuck this, from a network engineer pov

It's a pain to maintain a mixed infra like that

[tight trout]

macOS is just weird anyways

[spark verge]

Yeah, I haven't used MacOS but I feel like I wouldnt like it compared to linux, maybe compared to windows.

[knotty valve]

It's a hybrid of Unix and Linux

[tight trout]

it's a unix-like yeah

[spark verge]

Would explain why it seems more likable over windows. haha

[fervent cove]

tbh i did enjoy mac for university purposes

[knotty valve]

Not so much anymore

It used to be Unix derived

Now they're moving more to GNU

[proven lark]

do i need my own vm for the ctf chalange

or i can use the attackbox?

[tight trout]

my fucking neighbors are shooting off fireworks and it is not helping with my mental state

[fervent cove]

my neighbors shoot off guns

[charred skiff]

👀

[fervent cove]

its normal here

[charred skiff]

same where i'm from but...i live in a 3rd world country xD so it's more expected lol

[fervent cove]

damn rip

[tight trout]

HA FICKIN COPS SHOWED UP

[round onyx]

police doing their job?

impossible

[deft crest]

i love that

lets go

[final grotto]

basically, been breezing through pre security course all day since 11am, it is now 10pm, and this 1 single question has me stumped

room - linux fundamentals part 3 task 6

question : When will the crontab on the deployed instance (10.10.175.50) run?

what do you guys want here lol

[tight trout]

do you know what cron is?

[final grotto]

unfortunately

i added a cron job, i sshed into the vm

i ran crontab -e to add it and then -l to list it

it shows up

[mortal ether]

Heh, yup. Pretty much sums it up

[final grotto]

i just dont know what format it wants me to enter it in, it runs every 12 hours

its asking for 7 characters

for this job : 0 * /12 * * * cp -R /home/cmnatic/Documents /var/backups/ >/dev/null 2>&1

[fervent cove]

you already tried the hint?

[final grotto]

yes lol

heres the hint : Take a look at the position and the value within the appropriate column

[fervent cove]

dm me what you think it is, i can try helping

[final grotto]

bro idk, i been on my machine ALL day lol no issues, i came here as last resort

[tight trout]

hm, is that the only cronjob you see?

[final grotto]

yes, i added it myself as there were 0 before

crontab -l only outputs that 1 job

i made sure i am on the correct instance as this was the prerequisite to answering this question

[fervent cove]

uhm

[final grotto]

its something super simple idc, what is it lmao

im dying here

[tight trout]

you might have written over the cronjob on the system

[final grotto]

no the file was empty

[tight trout]

because there's supposed to be one on there

[final grotto]

what

when i ran crontab -e , it was just the usual how to edit it and what crons are etc

damn you think

ill restart the machine

because im losing marbles over here

[tight trout]

you should've run crontab -l to list them instead

[final grotto]

its gotta be that

i must have overwritten because jesus lol

trying now

[mortal ether]

Yeah, both crontab -e and crontab -l should've shown the answer

[final grotto]

yeah ikr

i just tried restarting the machine

and its the same usual crontab what crons are manual when the crontab is empty

no cron jobs listed

i restarted machine and immediately ran crontab -l

[fervent cove]

are you scrolling down all the way

[final grotto]

yes lol

i found it

i now know why i couldnt find it

i was expecting the answer to be some time format 12:34:00 for example and it wasn't

[balmy pollen]

hello

[fervent cove]

ah

[mortal ether]

He gave the internet so many memes. Some of them are pretty applicable for a server like this

[tight trout]

eyyyyy

[mortal ether]

Like today... with a CTF event going on in here, for example

[final grotto]

ayeeee lmao

[celest dirge]

Can I get a hint?

[mortal ether]

No, but you can guess and if you get it right i will reply with this

[celest dirge]

Lol, I'm not really participating in this rounds CTF

I just asked cuz of the image

[mortal ether]

Same here. But i guess i can make an exception to give a hint just this one time.
The answers you seek are hidden in this secret code: aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1odkwxMzM5bHV2MA==

[tight trout]

https://tenor.com/view/inglorious-basterds-call-me-call-happy-ecstatic-gif-3892199

[tight trout]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-violin-buscemi-gif-11786674

https://tenor.com/view/jackie-brown-jackie-brown-max-cherry-gif-25320033

yep so many gifs lol

[mortal ether]

He made a special version of this movie just for this server, btw

[knotty pendant]

My sister let me have her old laptop and this is what i see when i power it on

[austere verge]

IF IT WORKS IT WORKS

[knotty pendant]

I got a monitor

But the charger isnt the right one and barely stays in

Idk the bios key

Im going to get it in recovery mode

Now its diagnosing??

Finally

[proven lark]

ok this honeynet is kinda hard

i mean pretty hard

[knotty valve]

What the fuck

I'll never understand how people treat their devices so horribly

[round mirage]

uh

I needed a help. Does anyone have a lenovo laptop?

[knotty pendant]

Why lenovo

[round mirage]

well, I am trying to live boot from my usb. but, I cannot figure out how to put the priority order in the bios menu from my laptop

so, I needed help

[knotty pendant]

Oh

Thats not the way to do it

[round mirage]

I am talking about persistence kali usb

[knotty pendant]

Oh

I dont think ive used persistence

Idk if its different than a normal usb boot

[round mirage]

no, its not different than a normal usb boot

[knotty pendant]

Ok

Power off laptop

Then power on and hold f9

[round mirage]

its f2 for mine

[knotty pendant]

I think f9 is a options thing

So hold f9

Or actually u can do advanced restart and theres an option to boot from a usb there

[alpine shard]

6:am still working

[round mirage]

I have sent you the screenshot of what the bios menu looks on my laptop, in your dm

[fervent cove]

if u have issues just installing kali correctly its gonna be hell for you just using kali fyi

[ripe sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/buffpup-lurk-buff-cute-dog-gif-25533636

[knotty pendant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017605453250834452/1302761109169897572/3AE707E0-946A-4B30-8580-AC9C72E62BCC.gif

[tight trout]

me fr lol

[marsh lark]

wait, dark, can I DM you?

[ripe sleet]

Yeah

[wary ocean]

super glue was kinda good as a child ngl

[knotty pendant]

Im so happy

I get my my desktop backed up on july 25

[ripe sleet]

I know you, so I don't really care if you message me at any time or not

[knotty pendant]

So now my laptop gets all my stuff

[reef horizon]

yo guys

what do ethical hackers do in general (except cybersecurity)

[dull elk]

om

salve meu mano

[fervent cove]

we hack ethically, hope this helps

[knotty valve]

Finally got around to getting a monitor arm

More desk room 🩶

[knotty valve]

Wdym as a child

[wary ocean]

when i was in elementry school i use to put the glue on my hands and eat it off

i was a very dumb child

[tight trout]

it's still good :D

[reef horizon]

sarve

[tight trout]

actually i used to completely color in my crackers with a pencil and only eat them when they were completely gray and shiny

[knotty valve]

...

Both of you

Wtf

[knotty valve]

I mean we work in cyber

Outside of that it's whatever hobbies the person has

[raven nimbus]

What is this? can anyone explain?

[wary ocean]

thats not even the worst thing ive done tbh

[dusky rover]

yoo

[knotty valve]

Dear gods no

[knotty valve]

Heya

[wary ocean]

i use to eat the clay in art class

[knotty valve]

...

[dusky rover]

same I use to eat our art class teacher

ummm

[knotty valve]

What

[spark verge]

I used to eat art in clay class, small world.

[dark mason]

YAYAYAYAYA

[tight trout]

what?!!!?

what'd i do wrong :p

[brave spindle]

hellp

hello

[spark verge]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-hy-hey-gif-8520159980767013609

[dusky rover]

I use to dip my biscuits on the engine oil

[tight trout]

hiya!

[brave spindle]

can one of help me get my pets back in grow a garden

[dusky rover]

wellows

[spark verge]

Can confirm, I was the engine oil.

[dusky rover]

um, maybe scam them? idk

[dusky rover]

oh XD

[ripe sleet]

Hello Ashlynn!

[tight trout]

no

[spark verge]

Totally in a not weird way, just in the meme sense. lol

[ripe sleet]

Hello Minty!

[dusky rover]

whats the best, penetration tester or security analyst

[tight trout]

which sounds more appealing to you?

[dusky rover]

idk I couldn't decide which sounds appealing to me, they both stand out

oh wait

nvm,

aight security analyst sounds appealing to me

man my brain's slow like our internet

[knotty valve]

Lol

[distant meteor]

Good 🌅 ....chat.... what's going on today...?🙂

[tight trout]

watchin another tarantino

[worldly tide]

What is this?

[distant meteor]

??

[raven nimbus]

That's what i'm asking, I completed john the ripper room and then got this.

[distant meteor]

Hey bro what's u r fev.. tool in pw cracking..???..

[modern fox]

[distant meteor]

I like hashcat u

[raven nimbus]

john

[modern fox]

john the repo

[distant meteor]

Ohh Noise...👍🏼

[modern fox]

[tight trout]

yeah no that's cursed

[distant meteor]

BTW john doesn't support GPU.....

[modern fox]

[dusky rover]

doin some free learning in THM,com

[blissful current]

[marsh lark]

it does lol

it just doesn't have as good GPU support as hashcat

[distant meteor]

???

[distant meteor]

Yeahhh...say that..

[marsh lark]

yeah, so it does have GPU support

[blissful current]

Only for specific Hashes not all

[marsh lark]

yeah, but technically, is still does

just wihout as good GPU support

[rapid merlin]

You lot are up so early

[marsh lark]

which is basically what you said with that for only some hashes

[marsh lark]

it's 1 pm

[distant meteor]

Hashcat is very fast LOL overall....if u have a good and fine GPU...

[rapid merlin]

It’s 5:24 am

[marsh lark]

hashcat has good GPU support

[blissful current]

[distant meteor]

👍🏼 yup

[merry canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-king-is-back-gif-4639833467082278944

[blissful current]

Go study

[distant meteor]

Lol 😆

[dusky rover]

okay

https://tenor.com/view/bini-sheena-kilig-bini-kilig-gif-8028042770273100948

[merry canyon]

Im at work 😔

[blissful current]

Then study at work

[merry canyon]

I knew youd say that

Aight bet

Peace out

[blissful current]

[tidal sierra]

Hi 👋 chat

[distant meteor]

Haloo..👋🏼

[tight trout]

hiya donut

[tight trout]

cya!

[marsh lark]

hi 🙂

[quick blaze]

ow

[dark wolf]

rm -rf //

oops, wrong window

ROFL, got that in my email

A Sand Company lol

[quick blaze]

🤔

i'd click it /j

[dark wolf]

haha, i worked for a spam protection company before gmail existed

then i moved to las vegas and got hired to spam

yeah, it was pretty wild

I still remember them buying lists of email addresses being delivered to them on CD's

[quick blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/mai-anime-bunny-girl-senpai-loading-gif-13305785585290679648

[neat kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/decorsome-kim-dokja-the-oldest-dream-omniscient-reader's-viewpoint-gif-9515471930177347203

ORV PEAK

[quick blaze]

yeah i'm not..old enough to know about that-

[quick blaze]

weeb

[neat kindle]

its a webnovel

[quick blaze]

geek

[dark wolf]

Dude, my first job in IT was a company that was putting things on the Internet together onto a CD to sell to people in Europe and Australia who didn't have the Internet or didn't have a safe browseable internet

[neat kindle]

its 551 chapters of W O R D S

[quick blaze]

geek

also i know what orv is smh i finished it.

[neat kindle]

YOU ARE TELLING THAT IN A SERVER FULL OF NERDS

[dark wolf]

I've seen the whole Internet and PCs appear out of nowhere and 30 years later look at where we are

its wild

[neat kindle]

IM 49% FILLED WITH ANGER AND 51% FILLED WITH SORROW

[quick blaze]

i am 100% filled with resentful rage

[dark wolf]

ThEn WhY iSnT 50% oF yOuR WoRdS CaPiTaLiZeD InStEaD oF ThE WhOlE ThInG?

[neat kindle]

uhh if youve read orv you know what im talkin about

[dark wolf]

nope, i don't think many in here would have

[quick blaze]

don't expect many other people in here to even know what it is

its a niche within a niche as it is

[neat kindle]

yeah fair

[sly ridge]

Vigor hates caps man don't start this again

💀

[neat kindle]

its a inside joke mane 😭

[dark wolf]

I've never said a word about caps

You have me confused with someoen else

[neat kindle]

an cruel inside joke

[quick blaze]

does he...? 🤔

[tight trout]

https://tenor.com/view/ramattra-skipping-snow-joy-joy-and-whimsy-gif-16753881916435637480

[sly ridge]

Maybe I have them confused

[dark wolf]

I don't care if it's caps or not, I just thought my mixed case would be funny

[neat kindle]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/06291b0eac5a102b27bb1c37250fa939/45b89451a010b200-e0/s400x600/990ff75e570d03463b345383453c959a1d35efdd.gif

[sly ridge]

Nah I was messing around anyways but now I gotta search

[dark wolf]

All good

[sly ridge]

Oh yeah it was someone else

[neat kindle]

-# the most ancient dream is calling

[sly ridge]

Oops lmao

[neat kindle]

-# i must go

[rapid merlin]

What’s inside

[quick blaze]

a guide to surviving infosec

[dark wolf]

Well isn't that nice

[rapid merlin]

Looks decent actually, should I get it

[dark wolf]

That's pretty cool

[quick blaze]

seems nice xP

[dark mason]

I won it at a ctf yesterday

[quick blaze]

i dont need it

[quick blaze]

THAT was your only prize?

🤔

[dark wolf]

Congrat's Guru, well done!

[dusky rover]

wow congrats

[tidal sierra]

Wow

[dark mason]

That I got yesterday

[tidal sierra]

U won something?

[rapid merlin]

I always think that I might know almost everything in a book but what if there’s that one life changing line that I needed to hear so I buy the book

[dark mason]

More goodies will be given at the party today

[dark wolf]

They don't have it on Amazon

[quick blaze]

what else did you get?

[quick blaze]

oh awesome

[tidal sierra]

Btw @quick blaze 👋

[dark wolf]

The virtal party or are you at some live CTF?

[quick blaze]

no i ragequit

[dark mason]

We gonna play games lol

[tidal sierra]

Damn

[quick blaze]

🤔

[quick blaze]

AW I WANT ONE OF THOSE WHAAAAAAAAA

[dark mason]

(Sneak peaks from them)

[dark wolf]

oh are you at DEFCON?

Guru?

[tidal sierra]

Send some

[quick blaze]

codru here's my address: || earth 1/4 ||

send the card game over

[dark mason]

Nah, Romanian event

[dark wolf]

Ahh, I see

[dark mason]

Nuh uh

[dark wolf]

idk when defon is

[dark mason]

Try harder

[dark wolf]

only been once, and live here lol

[quick blaze]

tickets are on sale mate

[dark mason]

Tickets? You need those?

[dark wolf]

I'm busy with work

[quick blaze]

to defcon, yeah

[dark mason]

But do you NEED them?

[dark wolf]

I've got to do some python coding 🙂

[tidal sierra]

What u making

[quick blaze]

getting in without a ticket would almost certainly get you out very quickly

[tidal sierra]

Or he could make a fake ticket

[quick blaze]

good thing about defcon is there's no skids in there xP

[dark wolf]

A sheet to read interface descriptions and compare it against cdp neigbors and updating the hostname to a new naming standardization and parsing out carrier information

[rapid merlin]

How comes

[dark wolf]

And the current descriptions vary wildly lol

[mellow narwhal]

Naturally

There would be if there were no tickets 😆

[rapid merlin]

I wanted to go defcon

[quick blaze]

its for hackers, by hackers, a lot of security professionals and journalists show up, people looking to get into cyber -- who are already working professionals, i don't reckon its a place for skids (who'd get ousted pretty quickly), or students who aren't experienced (not much for them to do in there)

[rapid merlin]

Ah I see, I thought their was an age limit on it.

I want to go but I’ve got a child so

[dark wolf]

skids just get owned

[quick blaze]

not necessarily, children can be brought there afaik

[dark wolf]

i don't remember seeing kids there when i went

[rapid merlin]

I see

[quick blaze]

i remember hearing about it a long time ago but i'm not sure 🤔

[dark wolf]

your young .. you got plenty of time for fun stuff

[dark wolf]

there is a time and a place for everything, its called college lol

[quick blaze]

@rapid merlin

https://defcon.org/html/links/dc-faq/dc-faq.html

[rapid merlin]

Thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @quick blaze (current: #122 - 72)

[quick blaze]

boring

[dark wolf]

lol

[quick blaze]

i might be a workaholic of sorts....

[dark wolf]

yeah, maybe they can come, but they didn't

[rapid merlin]

The “unless they demand you bring them” lmao

[dark wolf]

there are a lot of talks 1-2 hours each througout each day

you just go to the ones you want to

[craggy fulcrum]

Hello everyone how are we doing today

[dark wolf]

some lock picking setups and all kinds of security vendors

[quick blaze]

FUCKKKKKKK I WANNA GO TO DEFCON

its so expensive though

for a student... 😔

[dark wolf]

you get to see all the latest security companies peddling their stuff

[rapid merlin]

To be fair my child is really well behaved. I don’t think there would be an issue

[dark wolf]

handing out crap to you

[tight trout]

how expensive is the plane ride?

[tight trout]

hi stealthy!!!!!! :D

[quick blaze]

but would the others at the conference be well behaved? 🤔

[tight trout]

howre you?

[dark wolf]

For me, Id' be departing and arriving at the same airport

lol

i don't think that is the case for bleu

[safe oxide]

How expensive is the stay

[tight trout]

depends on where you stay

if in vegas its crazy

[dark wolf]

Probably not, but there may not be others his age you'd have to dig or ask on some forums i reckon

[safe oxide]

Hallo minst blooe chan vig

[tight trout]

stay an hour out and you might not pay crazy amounts

[dark wolf]

Vegas is CRAZY expensive now

[safe oxide]

Defcon happens there lol

[quick blaze]

3k $ :D

[dark wolf]

$50 resort fee per night minimum at ALL hotels

[tight trout]

osinting you as we speak 😔

[dark mason]

What the hell?

[safe oxide]

Welp thats oscp for ya

[dark mason]

3k?

[rapid merlin]

🤗 Hello mints

[dark wolf]

Dinner average $40-$200 per person

[safe oxide]

[quick blaze]

i know

[dark mason]

My flight to romania to spain was

60$

[safe oxide]

Hallo salts

[dark wolf]

Breakfast $35 unless you do mcodnalds

[quick blaze]

EUROPE

[safe oxide]

Long time no see

[rapid merlin]

You mean the adults ?

[dark mason]

New color?

[quick blaze]

yep

[safe oxide]

Hmmm

I did plan for 0xa

But ehhh

[dark wolf]

Vegas used to be cheap, now it's expensive and tourism is falling because of politics

[safe oxide]

Plans never work ofc

[tight trout]

i can get a $114 roundtrip to vegas :D

[quick blaze]

HOOOOOOW

[safe oxide]

👀

[tight trout]

spirit airlines :p

[safe oxide]

Murican

[rapid merlin]

That’s okay. She’s been studying with me too 😅

[dark wolf]

mints, get a hotel off the strip if you want cheaper hotel

[quick blaze]

spirit

[rapid merlin]

Sup

[dark mason]

So u are fine with the piss color?

[safe oxide]

Hows it goin

[safe oxide]

No mate

[dark wolf]

if you wanna come to Vegas for the experience expect to pay about $250/day/person

[safe oxide]

Am terrified

[knotty valve]

Finally got the monitor arm :D

[dark wolf]

That's on the low side too

[tight trout]

well, i wont gamble and cant drink so i think my costs are lower

[quick blaze]

[rapid merlin]

Alright yeah.

[safe oxide]

[tight trout]

fuck

[quick blaze]

well shit if i were in vegas i'd probably not be getting any drinks but im definitely flipping some pots on poker

https://tenor.com/view/my-bet-travis-denning-after-a-few-song-casino-gambling-gif-25270941

[knotty valve]

bar of shame

[tight trout]

😔

[quick blaze]

oop

[dark wolf]

The strip has turned from fantasy theme based to expensive high class buildings

[tight trout]

ya knoow what? i bet i could come out of defcon with a net positive

[dark wolf]

But there is a ton of entertainment, those are pretty expensive too

[rapid merlin]

Yeah adults are never well behaved but it says something there about getting separate rooms ? Can I just rent a space there and have it for us ?

[quick blaze]

you'll need to check in with them, i'm not familiar at all

[dark wolf]

wouldn't the experience be a net positive on it's own

[tight trout]

yeahhh, but having more money thanm you left with is fun too :D

[safe oxide]

Sell swag

[dark wolf]

Yeah but you can't gamble, so it will be tough

[quick blaze]

18 == no gamba?

?_?

[dark wolf]

21 to smoke drink and gamble

[quick blaze]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

[rapid merlin]

Alright no worries 😌

[tight trout]

ah shit is nevada weird

[dark wolf]

cant buy cigs under 21 in nv

[quick blaze]

no wonder vegas is dying

let the gen z'ers start gambling!

[dark wolf]

its dying because the prices are ridiculous

all the machines are for gen z

digital roulette instead of the real thing

lol

[quick blaze]

you had to sell an entire kidney to afford a single seat in the las vegas formula 1 grand prix last year 🤡

[dark wolf]

oh man, the people here HATE F1

[tight trout]

yeah, but why?

[dark wolf]

They had the streets closed down and under construction for months, the casino employees .

they had an hour to and from work added to it

small busineess suffered from construction

and they got nothing

[tight trout]

if i had an hour added to my commute both ways i'd quit

almost same amount of time in car as i am actually fucking working

[dark wolf]

They can't they are in a union and if they did that no one would hire them

[safe oxide]

Minst be slackin off

[quick blaze]

😭😭😭

[tight trout]

mints be having a part time internship :p

[dark wolf]

Then they boarded up the crosswalks and blocked views from hotel rooms

pompus assholes who only want rich people to look

lol

[austere verge]

How do I get one next summer

[dark wolf]

I'm 15 miles from the strip but i can see it from near my house

[tight trout]

be in college
have a pretty smile be the diversity hire
know more shit than the other employees
interview well

actrually wait

[quick blaze]

i failed step 2

[austere verge]

✅ ❌ ❔

[tight trout]

thats better

[quick blaze]

no wonder im not getting any internships

[dark wolf]

say "Nobody knows more shit than me, trust me bro" in the interview

[quick blaze]

i still fail on step 2

[austere verge]

Me too

We’re cooked

[quick blaze]

:(

[tight trout]

[austere verge]

Oh

I must transition immediately

If it gets me an internship

[tight trout]

😭

[quick blaze]

being a completely straight cis male in 2025 is difficult 😔

[austere verge]

I don’t mind becoming a girl

[tight trout]

[safe oxide]

Crush the dreams of children cz they didnt stay awake for the correct reasons

[tight trout]

just for you

[quick blaze]

...i never thought i'd actually say this

[safe oxide]

[dark wolf]

Try saudi arabia, it's the only way

[tight trout]

but in all seriousness im joking about the second part, its actually a bitch cause of the current p*l*t*c*l climate

[quick blaze]

too many *s

[tight trout]

w*mp fr**k*ng w*mp

[safe oxide]

[austere verge]

Yea idk if I know more or if I interview well since I’ve never had an interview

[tight trout]

see if your school has a carrer center, and if they do mock interviews

[austere verge]

I know I have social anxiety tho so my chances aren’t great

[tight trout]

assuming youre in school ofc

if youre not you can still ask a local school

esp if its a community college

[quick blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/suisei-星街すいせい-ホロライブ-hoshimachi-suisei-hololive-gif-13513126632512193252

[safe oxide]

fake smiles hurt ones self

[tight trout]

i know nothing about this at all

[austere verge]

I go to one of those big public unis that cost your net worth

[tight trout]

realllll

[quick blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/suisei-hoshimachi-hoshimachi-suisei-shake-anger-gif-27263431

[austere verge]

What they do with that money idk cuz the classrooms are still cramped

And the desks are small