general

[shell nova]

I suppose Vagrant is sus

[grizzled wing]

okay, do you know how to check the hash of a file?

[hoary pasture]

uuh not really

[hoary pasture]

i'm a new

[grizzled wing]

okay

# linux 
sha256sum  [file location]

# mac 
shasum -a256 [file location]

then check with Kali's SHA256

[mellow gull]

There's also a powershell utility for it in Get-FileHash

[hoary pasture]

in powershell?

[grizzled wing]

yea, in your terminal

like @mellow gull said

[shell nova]

is there really nothing native for Windows?

[mellow gull]

Not without external programs

[eternal timber]

pytorch is pretty convenient

[mellow gull]

For something focused so much on GUI it's kinda silly it doesn't just provide the value in the properties or something

[grizzled wing]

i guess Windows users blindly trust downloads

[hoary pasture]

bet we do🥲

even from pirate sources

[grizzled wing]

thats unsafe 🐻‍❄️

[mellow gull]

Not a surprise that people keep getting malware from illegitimately acquired content lmao

[hoary pasture]

ig i need you now🥲 to help me with these

[mellow gull]

It's asking you to provide the path to the file

[grizzled wing]

where is the Kali iso file?

[mellow gull]

It won't magically know what file you're trying to identify the hash of

[hoary pasture]

in the music

[grizzled wing]

then point the path\to\the\file

[mellow gull]

^ The path also includes the file itself

[hoary pasture]

ok

[grizzled wing]

once that command runs look at the Kali SHA256 checksum (from website) and see if it matches the terminal output

[hoary pasture]

it's the same as ss above with the file included

[upper minnow]

this reminds me, should i get an antivirus?

[grizzled wing]

okay, sounds good. make note of this on how to do this, check every time you download some software that has a checksum.

[mellow gull]

I think they're saying it didn't register properly?

[hoary pasture]

yes

[grizzled wing]

do you use Windows?

[upper minnow]

i mean in my arch

[mellow gull]

okay show the last command you used

[grizzled wing]

Arch user, you're fine

[grizzled wing]

unless you install from shady places

[upper minnow]

probably will once i start pirating games in it

[hoary pasture]

does antivirus really protects?

[hoary pasture]

[upper minnow]

gonna ask my friend who plays a lot on ubuntu

shes not even a programmer idk why she does that

[grizzled wing]

i install from Flathub

[mellow gull]

you're missing the .vdi extension

[grizzled wing]

yes, it has value.

[hoary pasture]

mine says clean even after pirating

[mellow gull]

Just means you got lucky (or your AV sucks)

[grizzled wing]

the point of checking the checksum of any file is to ensure that you got a safe file.

[upper minnow]

windows antivirus is surprisingly robust

[sturdy pike]

@mellow gull you're a fast learner indeed

[upper minnow]

better than any other free antivirus

[mellow gull]

Wait are you using the command terminal and not powershell?

[eternal timber]

Imagine being French and also being called France

[grizzled wing]

think i was source of confusion, i replied yes to the query about which to use

[hoary pasture]

i think av sucks

[mellow gull]

What are you using?

[hoary pasture]

it's powershell

[upper minnow]

shouldnt it be blue

[hoary pasture]

the one that comes with windows

[rapid merlin]

Do people here like pirating because I think In most other servers you'll get nerfed if you say you're going to pirate something

[mellow gull]

Defender is completely adequate and more than most people here will ever need.

[eternal timber]

I really speedran ML

[grizzled wing]

🏴‍☠️ is off topic

[upper minnow]

no its just a brazilian thing

brazil 🤝 russia
kings of piracy

[hoary pasture]

whatt?

[rapid merlin]

I do hypothetically too, in my dreams

[rapid merlin]

Don't forget Egypt homie

Dodi is from egypt

[upper minnow]

dont know anyone from egypt

[rapid merlin]

We're gonna get banned lol

[hoary pasture]

i don't seem to get hash

[rapid merlin]

Ok yeah just wanted to contribute lol

[sturdy pike]

Okay then I won't talk about pirates of the Caribbean

[rapid merlin]

Yes, what ship do you have

(so we dont get nerfed)

[grizzled wing]

pirating the movie is 1 thing, watching or chatting about it is fine haha

[rapid merlin]

Ok

[hoary pasture]

pheww

[rapid merlin]

It's really sad

[sturdy pike]

Also to do it in the right way hehe

[rapid merlin]

1st world country pricing is absolutely devastating to 3rd world ones

[upper minnow]

yea

[grizzled wing]

Gemini AI says

Get-FileHash -Algorithm SHA256 -Path "C:\path\to\your\directory\*.txt"  # All .txt files

change to the Kali file

[rapid merlin]

A month of THM is 1/8 th a monthly salary here

[upper minnow]

monster hunter is gonna cost 1/5 of our minimum wage ☠️

[hoary pasture]

let me see yt🥲 first

[grizzled wing]

THM has many free rooms

[rapid merlin]

Yea that's the thing I like about them

[upper minnow]

also fucking certificates

[rapid merlin]

I'm grinding the free rooms rn

[rapid merlin]

Don't get me started

[mellow gull]

Checked in powershell

[eternal timber]

Don't do that

[mellow gull]

Get-FileHash is completely fine by itself

[upper minnow]

certificates are a pyramid scheme

[rapid merlin]

Pentest+ is like 10 months of work if you get a good pay

[rapid merlin]

Mind you, 10 months where every penny you get gets saved, no food, nothing

[upper minnow]

oof thats even worse than here

[grizzled wing]

THM is great, it allows people to learn cyber security

[opaque flax]

What’s wrong with get-filehash

[rapid merlin]

TBH I can't thank them enough for the free content

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @grizzled wing (current: #48 - 179)

[opaque flax]

Damn veggies got rep for thm nice

[rapid merlin]

Lol

[grizzled wing]

if you have the interest and time/schedule you can watch Tib3rius stream on Twitch, play along in stream and could win THM vouchers

[rapid merlin]

thanks for the tip

[grizzled wing]

current issues with which terminal is being used

[opaque flax]

Oh i c

Powershell v. Cmd v. Bash

If you aren’t using fish what are you doing

[rapid merlin]

Good night everyone

[grizzled wing]

if you aren't a Linux user, then like what are you doing

[sturdy pike]

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-gif-11785532389901559578

[grizzled wing]

🚸

[mellow gull]

Also I did not see any "cmdlet pipeline" nonsense even when I misentered the command

So I have no idea what's going on with them lmao

PowerShell is way more verbose than that

[grizzled wing]

it seems simple thing to check

[opaque flax]

Okay but i only use unix excuse you

[grizzled wing]

ahh the devil 👿 BSD

[opaque flax]

No not bsd

UNIX

[grizzled wing]

Gnu

[opaque flax]

Just reminded me of epic rap battle of history thx veggies

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @grizzled wing (current: #48 - 180)

[grizzled wing]

oh that was awhile ago haha

[opaque flax]

Bill gates vs Steve Jobs

[blazing granite]

which one did you use it? I used SCO, Solaris, and FreeBSD

[grizzled wing]

epic rap battles of history, who won?!? you decide!!

[opaque flax]

Irix

[eternal timber]

touching grass

[grizzled wing]

touch grass

[rapid merlin]

That goes hard

[opaque flax]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[grizzled wing]

what is the gif all about

[eternal timber]

jk I use linux

[sturdy pike]

Tupac

[sturdy pike]

A game asking you to press X for doubt

[grizzled wing]

which rap battle was that?

that battle does not exist

[grizzled wing]

[x ] pressed

[blazing granite]

Irix was base in System V and had BSD extentions so you crossed path with BSD and you didn't know it 😂

[jolly aspen]

[x] mashed

[opaque flax]

How dare i not know the ins and outs of old legacy tech

[grizzled wing]

🍟

[sturdy pike]

Nor do the people involved

[sturdy pike]

Tupac vs Biggie

[grizzled wing]

haha

[sturdy pike]

Doubt for what?

[grizzled wing]

no idea

[hoary pasture]

uuh

[jolly aspen]

A general aura

I really would have expected more silver around that cookie

[grizzled wing]

who is the murderer in your profile picture?

[blazing granite]

I was fan of risc architecture

[sturdy pike]

Doubt with an idea is no doubt

[jolly aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/yup-mmhmm-awesome-gif-25105332

[grizzled wing]

much like the metaphor, you have to think of it to believe it

[mellow gull]

Still having trouble?

[eternal timber]

fatality

[grizzled wing]

finish him!

[sturdy pike]

Yes, believe it

[mellow gull]

LMAO cding to the file worked

[hoary pasture]

it took a minute to get hash

[grizzled wing]

does it match Kali's checksum?

[mellow gull]

Yeah it takes a bit sometimes

[hoary pasture]

checksum?

[mellow gull]

It does, yes

[hoary pasture]

how do we see that?

[mellow gull]

Why did you get the installer though?

[jolly aspen]

🫠

[mellow gull]

I thought you said you were using VirtualBox

[hoary pasture]

i am

[mellow gull]

[jolly aspen]

Also in the music directory

[mellow gull]

Brother, kali has a virtualbox specific image

You don't use the installer.

[hoary pasture]

yeah no onw should know

[jolly aspen]

kali 🎶

[grizzled wing]

i stated that an hour ago, Kali has all in 1 VMware box

[hoary pasture]

the yt guy said to

[mellow gull]

The yt guy is stupid.

[grizzled wing]

haha

[hoary pasture]

🥲

[jolly aspen]

There is an inverse relationship between knowledge base and desire to be youtube guy

[hoary pasture]

do i get that from kali website?

[mellow gull]

Yes. It's on the same page you got the installer from

Just scroll down a little LMAO

[karmic wraith]

hi

[hoary pasture]

ok

[blazing granite]

if he said so, must be correct, random guys on yt are always right 😂 😛

[grizzled wing]

hi

[blazing granite]

🥦

[grizzled wing]

🦖

[hoary pasture]

these?

[mellow gull]

You found it!

Yes.

[hoary pasture]

ok

[mellow gull]

It says VirtualBox on the tin

[jolly aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/james-freer-gif-22611918

[hoary pasture]

ig i gotta delete others

[jolly aspen]

secure delete

[grizzled wing]

Linux is best solution to your problem haha

[mellow gull]

Don't post dangerous commands in chat blah blah blah

[fringe nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

[jolly aspen]

Funny but not, folks be actually running those

[hoary pasture]

do i get list of commands and tools from kali wesite documentation?

[sturdy pike]

Apologies

[grizzled wing]

[ drink water reminder 🔔 ]

[mellow gull]

Ehhh kinda-sorta. It's not all-inclusive of everything that's in Kali

I'd suggest getting real comfortable with the man

[jolly aspen]

I don’t have water 🫣

I’ll gulp air

[hoary pasture]

you mean kali?

[sturdy pike]

2 more drunk

[grizzled wing]

wget dihydrogen-monoxide

[mellow gull]

No, I mean the man. As in the man COMMAND command

You're gonna need it.

[fringe nacelle]

man gaww | grep

[grizzled wing]

man = manual == 📖

[sturdy pike]

Chemistry majors?

[jolly aspen]

I feel like we are sending someone off into the desert with a pocket knife and a flint stick

[hoary pasture]

ok

[mellow gull]

That's how we all started.

[grizzled wing]

i did chemistry class

[mellow gull]

I built my encyclopedia in a CAVE
With a box of BOOKS

[sturdy pike]

You're really a nerd, aren't you? Well I am

[grizzled wing]

Encyclopaedia Britiannica

[sturdy pike]

Fe Male.

[grizzled wing]

iron man

sound:0:7

[sturdy pike]

Yes

That's what I meant

[grizzled wing]

[Fe] Male

[sturdy pike]

There's a facebook joke on that

"Which is why women are strong"

[grizzled wing]

for a second , i was like oh no,

[fringe nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-gif-3951224689799851379

[blazing granite]

I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon 😉 😂

[sturdy pike]

I expected a slight misinterpretation lol

[jolly aspen]

Hmm, I wouldn’t have gone with [W]tungsten I think

[grizzled wing]

i fart noble gases 💨

[jolly aspen]

[W] o man

[grizzled wing]

Tungstun

[blazing granite]

Once I wanted to fight with a noble gas, but it didn't react 😉 😛

[grizzled wing]

i just noticed it was written above haha

[grizzled wing]

it was inert

[jolly aspen]

Tungs e n

[grizzled wing]

i typed it phonetically

[jolly aspen]

Interesting accent…

[grizzled wing]

haha

[oblique furnace]

tungsten cube

[grizzled wing]

internet accent, untraceable

[blazing granite]

Why chemists are happy? Because technically alcohol is a solution 😉 😂

[oblique furnace]

liar

[hoary pasture]

ok chat

i gotta sleep

[jolly aspen]

Done deleting by hand?

[hoary pasture]

it's 3:20 am

[grizzled wing]

windows will want to update

haha

[sturdy pike]

I didn't know any communities for cybersec

And I did my Linux all by myself

Breaking it, fixing it, really had me learn it by the hard way

[grizzled wing]

i learned Linux on my own, just had the holy Linux Bible to guide me

[blazing granite]

it won't make a difference, still going to be shit after the update 😂

[red surge]

what are the 10 commandments 😄

[grizzled wing]

https://tenor.com/view/threddy-threddyrex-windows-updates-gif-20412365

[sturdy pike]

It's so useful at times like those lol

[grizzled wing]

fsck
ipconfig
ping
cat
grep
less
more
cp
mv
cd

[blazing granite]

I also learn it by myself, but I didn't have any choice not many people know about Linux back then

[grizzled wing]

i read that as what are 10 commands haha

fail

[red surge]

it was a PUB so you got it right 😄

[jolly aspen]

Wow, man didn’t even make the list.

That’s on the forbidden list

[grizzled wing]

i dont use it haha

[grizzled wing]

back then the linux was rare

[eternal timber]

500 fully connected layers and 1000 epochs

wonder if my laptop will explode if I tried that

[upper minnow]

ive been learning from this

[jolly aspen]

Suspiciously Kamma…

[eternal timber]

I think I had this book downloaded

[upper minnow]

look at him hes so cute with the hoodie

[eternal timber]

I'm kamma

[grizzled wing]

Occupy The Web is often on David Bombal channel

[fringe nacelle]

same

[red surge]

1. I shall never use Windows again
2. man
3. grub
4. grep
5. nl
6. echo
7. pwd
8. find
9. ls
10. cd

[jolly aspen]

The Jupiter notebook gave it away

[oblique furnace]

hi

[grizzled wing]

hi

[oblique furnace]

based list

[jolly aspen]

2. man windows sucks

[oblique furnace]

yeah

[eternal timber]

I like sunlight

[oblique furnace]

only reason i have windows is for gaming and some software i use (camtasia being most notable)

[red surge]

I read this one made a nice notes from it 🙂

[red surge]

very cool book

[grizzled wing]

Windows Sucks 🧵

haha

[oblique furnace]

i litterally cannot use any other video editor

even filmora is too damn complicated for me

camtasia was actually made to compete with powerpoint

been using it my whole life and have 0 reason to switch

[red surge]

Now you should do Black Hat Python i am here now 🙂

[grizzled wing]

[ stretch reminder 🔔 ] (i need it)

[red surge]

and then end with Linux Programing Interface for heavy stuff

[upper minnow]

im reading a bash book now but after that will give it a look

[jolly aspen]

A lot to unpack in that image

[oblique furnace]

my videos are stupid simple to make (refer to endermanch in 2018-2020)

[grizzled wing]

Black Hat Go is on my reading list, i have the book

[oblique furnace]

i can make a 15 minute text-based video in under 2 hours

[oblique furnace]

yeah i need to learn python

wanted to get started but never did

i bought a pack with like 200 something programming courses for 500 reais

ive done alot of them

[red surge]

This book tells you how to actually program stuff that you use with tools in kali 🙂

[oblique furnace]

but most of my learning came from reading the docs

[grizzled wing]

print("Hello Ray Sollium .99")

[oblique furnace]

biggest paid tech job i got was 5000 reais (about 1000 usd back then, 800 now) in july 2024 to fully digitalize a pizzeria's operation and make a delivery mobile app and website for them

used most of that money to buy my amazing thinkpad t480, which i am using this very moment to talk on the tryhackme discord server

one thing that i find really satisfying about being a research-focused tech nerd

[grizzled wing]

what currency is that?

[oblique furnace]

is when you're looking for a product, research it for months (outside of sales pitches) on end to see if it's good, buy it knowing you're gonna receive something of good quality, and actually end up receiving something of good quality

[pallid lotus]

Literally?

[oblique furnace]

brazilian real (brl)

[oblique furnace]

trust me, i tried almost every single one

[hoary pasture]

t460s

[pallid lotus]

And you literally cannot use any of them?
Is that a medical condition?

[oblique furnace]

i do this for everything i buy today and have 0 remorse for everything i buy

[oblique furnace]

no, but i tried almost every single video editor i find, all of them are way too complex for me to use

[pallid lotus]

Ah, now that's something else altogether lmao

[oblique furnace]

i'm used to camtasia where u just select what you want and drag it on the timeline, and edit it on the video player itself

[jolly aspen]

I’ve got some left over bookstore certificates. Let me know how it is, I haven’t worked with go yet before but looking to do so

[oblique furnace]

theres only like 2-5 parameters (all clearly visible on the right side) that i edit to make my style of video

[blazing granite]

@pallid lotus 👋 how are you???

[pallid lotus]

Feeling pedantic. And you?

[oblique furnace]

meanwhile my parents take everything that sellers take as truth and 9/10 regret what they buy

[blazing granite]

I stop feeling long time ago 😂 😛

[whole yew]

Muiri, what's this I hear about you joining the Dumpster Fire challenge coin club?

[grizzled wing]

i like Go (C++ and Python) , the weirdness is when you import a library, you import from github , but is fast and the community is not bad. also glad google stopped it spying on users after anger

[oblique furnace]

my dad somehow managed to buy a galaxy a04e for my sister for 1600 reais

[pallid lotus]

Oh, I've kept one on my work desk for months lmfao

[oblique furnace]

that's like almost 300$

even in brazil, that bombshell of a phone never costed even 700 reais

i told him he got scammed

[pallid lotus]

I do coin tricks with it on camera whenever someone does something stupid.

[whole yew]

Very nice. I have a pile of my desk to hand out to people

[jolly aspen]

So, a pedant?

[oblique furnace]

even showed price history to show that phone never costed 700 reais

[whole yew]

When I meet the rest of my SOC in person, everyone gets one

[oblique furnace]

and he still insists he made a good purchase

meanwhile my sister, who is the one who is suffering with that phone

always complains to me that it's too slow

[pallid lotus]

My OSCE³ coin arrived today... albeit delivered to my mother rather than me lmao

[oblique furnace]

she just uses her phone to doomscroll on twitter/tiktok and talk to her university mates on whatsapp and instagram

and it doesn't even do that properly

bitch with 1600 reais i can buy a redmi note 14 pro which is atleast 10x better then the a04e

would even serve me

[jolly aspen]

Oh, subtext I see

[oblique furnace]

my sister doesn't need that much and that phone still failed

[whole yew]

Congrats! I think I remember you saying you passed

[oblique furnace]

and to this day he thinks he did not get scammed

[pallid lotus]

Aye. Start of December. They take a while to send these out

[blazing granite]

🥳 Congrats 🥳

Juun 👋

[grizzled wing]

🐍 has a 🪙

[whole yew]

I'm debating what my next cert should be. Want to do something technical, but my study buddy is moving away from pentest.

[oblique furnace]

is a bombshell phone (galaxy a04e) that costs like 400 brl (and never went above 700 brl, even at launch) that barely serves my sister (grandma-level basic user) for 1600 brl a scam or not?

[pallid lotus]

I'm working on CRTL if that helps

[oblique furnace]

it is a scam for sure

my dad thinks otherwise

[grizzled wing]

have you tried A+ cert?

[pallid lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[grizzled wing]

why

[pallid lotus]

Oh

Oh

FFS

[sturdy pike]

Lmfao

[pallid lotus]

That's what I get for not actually reading it lmfao

[eternal timber]

Haha

[blazing granite]

I thought about that once but looks too complicate 😂

[gray sonnet]

I'll just use zsh

[wooden totem]

My eyeballs are itchy

[pallid lotus]

Vain. Check the dates.

[gray sonnet]

oh

fml

My brain just interpreted that as, okay, carrry forward into march lmfao

[jolly aspen]

Well, who keeps track of leap years anyways

[pallid lotus]

Ditto. Don't worry about it

[blazing granite]

@gray sonnet 👋

[oblique furnace]

^^this

[sturdy pike]

The challenge would be impossible in 2028

[gray sonnet]

REX!!! Hai 👋

[oblique furnace]

2027 i think

[pallid lotus]

I mean, either way there are two extra days there lmfao

[jolly aspen]

It’s a nice surprise each year when rent is due a few days later

[gray sonnet]

I don't even care anymore

[grizzled wing]

oh my, slow to the joke

[jolly aspen]

In 2029 that meme won’t even be funny

[grizzled wing]

dot matrix printer speed

[sturdy pike]

Pretty sure it's 2028

[pallid lotus]

Goddamnit now I need Phil Collins

[gray sonnet]

who dat 👀

[jolly aspen]

Found the leap year tracker!

[whole yew]

https://tenor.com/view/metallica-james-hetfield-lars-ulrich-band-performance-gif-17395557

[sturdy pike]

I don't keep track, I just know haha

[jolly aspen]

Caught

[pallid lotus]

Leap years are always divisible by 4.

[grizzled wing]

https://tenor.com/view/un-beso-kiss-coqueto-phil-collins-genesis-gif-2253462808194792020

[pallid lotus]

2027... Is, uh, not divisible by 4

[blazing granite]

https://tenor.com/view/in-the-air-tonight-phil-collins-drum-fill-drums-music-gif-26607899

[sturdy pike]

The real teacher is @pallid lotus

[grizzled wing]

i can hear the song

[pallid lotus]

How tf do you not know who Phil Collins is?

[jolly aspen]

Well they’re also divisible by 2

And sometimes 8

[pallid lotus]

Yes, and sometimes 100 -- your point?

[sturdy pike]

Not every peepee time is poopoo time but every poopoo time is peepee time

[gray sonnet]

I'm too young to know about him!

[pallid lotus]

I mean, that's one way to put it lmfao

[grizzled wing]

he was in band Genesis in the 80s

[pallid lotus]

He's before my time as well ya git!

I still know who he is!

And I had no childhood!

[sturdy pike]

That's the only relevant explanation i had at the moment lol

[gray sonnet]

You're ancient /s

[jolly aspen]

Git pull Phil-Collins

[sturdy pike]

Were you born old?

[gray sonnet]

I just googled him, looks like he's a singer

[pallid lotus]

So I'm told

[grizzled wing]

he is

[whole yew]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[blazing granite]

not an excuse phil collins is timeless and his daughter is beautiful 😂

[grizzled wing]

singer / drummer

[sturdy pike]

A story foretold

[jolly aspen]

I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life

[grizzled wing]

In the Air Tonight 🎶

[eternal timber]

Lilly Collins

Had a crush on her when I was younger

[pallid lotus]

Y'all are weird smh

[eternal timber]

How is having a crush weird

[sand trench]

configuring startpage is going brrr

[eternal timber]

[jolly aspen]

Oh, Lord 🎶

[grizzled wing]

🥁 🪘

[pallid lotus]

Someone you've never met, and probably never will meet. Who you are attracted to based entirely on looks and portrayal in the media.

How is that not weird?

[mellow gull]

Celebrity crushes are always scuffed and weird

[eternal timber]

That’s usually how childhood crushes work

[jolly aspen]

That’s not fair, celebrities have personalities sometimes

[grizzled wing]

best version
https://youtu.be/PEWP9nbqG9Q?feature=shared

[pallid lotus]

That doesn't mean you know what their personality is though lmfao

[pallid lotus]

Absolutely bizarre.

[eternal timber]

It’s pretty normal

[jolly aspen]

I mean, are you saying they need to conduct a polygraph before having a crush?

[pallid lotus]

It's illogical 🤷‍♂️

[eternal timber]

You need to read their minds before having a crush

[jolly aspen]

Not completely

[grizzled wing]

humans are logical?

[pallid lotus]

Huh?

[pallid lotus]

I mean, good point

[eternal timber]

Very strange reaction from Muiri

[jolly aspen]

Haha yea

[upper minnow]

That's like the most normal thing

[mellow gull]

Normal =/= Acceptable
Having a celebrity crush as a kid is normal. It's still weird.

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/vulcan-salute-spock-star-trek-the-original-series-live-long-and-prosper-gif-23575376

[pallid lotus]

Bizarre

[eternal timber]

Something normal can’t be weird

[grizzled wing]

Rock , Paper, ✂️ , 🦎 , 🖖 (Spock)

[jolly aspen]

Whats weird is saying a person cannot be attracted to the qualities a person presents - like a celebrity

[upper minnow]

Never really understood it but most ppl have

[jolly aspen]

Regardless if that’s their “true self” or whatever

[pallid lotus]

What's the point in having a crush on someone who you will never even be in the same room as, let alone have a chance of dating?

[blazing granite]

https://tenor.com/view/b-ig-bang-theory-raj-koothrappali-sheldon-cooper-rock-paper-scissors-gif-3438690

[jolly aspen]

uh… news flash. You don’t get to date everyone you like?

[eternal timber]

You act as if people can control their feelings

[upper minnow]

How about crushes for fictional characters

[grizzled wing]

it is level 1 attraction, based on physical appearance and maybe some character knowledge

[pallid lotus]

Alternatively, you don't have to romantically like everyone you don't date 🤷‍♂️

[eternal timber]

It’s not as if a crush is a very deep connection

[shadow loom]

[pallid lotus]

That's even weirder!

[jolly aspen]

I don’t think anyone was referring to “everyone”

[grizzled wing]

Schoepenhaur was anti-love, argued it was a sickness

[pallid lotus]

You literally used that word lmfao

[upper minnow]

I used to have a big crush on that spring spirit from fantasia 2000 when i was younger

[pallid lotus]

You can't?

[upper knoll]

evening chat

[jolly aspen]

This is a logical fallacy that’s not even being discussed

[grizzled wing]

maybe there is a reason why we have crushes, like a survival thing

[pallid lotus]

Welcome. This is now a philosophy server

[upper knoll]

oh okay

[eternal timber]

No, I can suppress how I feel but I can’t tell my mind what to feel

[pallid lotus]

How so?

[shadow loom]

Greetings hivemind! I come with a question for you to ponder about.

It is common to say that humans cannot multitask and that task switching takes up a lot of energy. As such, being interrupted while "in the flow" takes up to an hour to recover from.

Do you guys experience this?

[eternal timber]

I’m not a robot

[grizzled wing]

i did post about Schopenauer

[upper knoll]

i was about to ask if u have any room recommendations im doing easy challanges and still learning?

@sick lance

[jolly aspen]

Having a crush does not imply romantically liking everyone you don’t date. It’s not even remotely close to what was being discussed

[pallid lotus]

Depends on the task. Coding, yes, definitely

[hoary pasture]

that a cmos switching graph?

[mellow gull]

To be fair to the others here, the development of romantic attraction is often a spontaneous or progressive thing that happens independently from somebody's conscious intent.

[shell nova]

context switching is hard

but otherwise yeah

[shadow loom]

Is it a neurospicy trait to follow the dotted, red line, you think?

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-dancing-funny-gif-14355392

Muiri be like

[grizzled wing]

1. see someone
2. brain says they are cute
3. brain starts making you feel affection
4. Muiri deletes program

[jolly aspen]

Yes this has been proven with replicated studies

[shell nova]

since it said developper I assumed coding

[pallid lotus]

What is said is the direct inverse of what you said.

You said:

You don't get to date everyone you like

I said:

You don't have to like everyone you don't date.

Translation: there's no reason to like someone romantically if you're not dating them.

[jolly aspen]

Multitasking is an actual fallacy

[high mulch]

if you interrupt a work flow for useless meetings, yes.
If you do another activity to distract your brain and fight fatigue, no.

[shadow loom]

Is it a neurospicy trait to follow the dotted, red line, you think?

[hoary pasture]

i downloaded the new kali VM

[shell nova]

I know I was never able to

[pallid lotus]

No, just demisexual.
Also, that's rude.

[upper knoll]

fellow demi!

[upper minnow]

Oh that explains it

[hoary pasture]

now should i check it's hash as well?

[grizzled wing]

yes

[mellow gull]

I understand Muiri's perspective. I mean I agree with the idea that developing (an unhealthy) attraction to somebody you'll never interact with or develop an emotional bond with is strange and certainly a pesky concept, as a fellow demi.

[jolly aspen]

No comment on the actual times listed in your graph. But focused attention is shown with high degree of probability that it is singular

[eternal timber]

Sorry, was meant to be lighthearted

[mellow gull]

But normal people develop opinions towards others, including romantic attraction, with relative spontaneity or for - at first - rather vain or obscure reasons. It's the "foot in the door" concept.

[pallid lotus]

Never have understood that one

[shadow loom]

Yes, yes, we have one brain CPU core, I agree. But the question is about recovery time

[jolly aspen]

Yea, but not all crushes are “unhealthy” it’s combining “obsession” or “stalking”

[drowsy dust]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-im-a-goofy-goober-gif-8958440

[pallid lotus]

I mean, I'd argue that they're always unhealthy -- even if only to yourself.
What benefit do you get out of it? Against the disadvantages

[clever heron]

Hello guys, can someone help me with the HTTP/2 smuggling?

[jolly aspen]

Depends on the person. And the time can only be determined by study. I’m not aware of any that quantifies this

[shadow loom]

I dunno I just feel that everytime people say "context switching is hard" and that they need oh so long to get back to the other task... I do it almost immediately

[jolly aspen]

We weren’t taking about benefits tho..

[shadow loom]

I don't have a downtime

[jolly aspen]

In psychology, unfortunately anecdotal experience is extremely flawed measure. Unlike most other medical study, it’s particularly useless

[pallid lotus]

And also on the task.
Like, I can stop a pentest for a meeting and jump back into it. I can stop reporting or QA and jump back into it.

Anything that requires a significant level of thought though (e.g., code) can take a lot longer to get back in the zone.

Depending entirely on that task.

[mellow gull]

It's something I have a few gripes with. I don't like the idea of associating some kind of vanity - like physical appearance - with somebody's actual worth and value to me as an individual. But humans are biologically inclined to seek out certain physical traits or readily-apparent commonalities primarily and then emotional/personality association as a secondary concern after the initial checkboxes are filled out.

Not saying I agree with the concept, but that's how it is.

[jolly aspen]

It’s not a matter of if you can. Obviously we can context switch. But there is a load and a delay

[shadow loom]

Ironic though isn't it.. 😂

[pallid lotus]

I mean, we actually are.
Having a crush is a huge waste of energy. What do you actually get out of it in return?

[jolly aspen]

Not at all. That’s why we use outside observers and operstionalized measures

[pallid lotus]

Tf is an operstionalized measure?

[jolly aspen]

Yea. Might as well not enjoy anything

[pallid lotus]

Okay, so, it's enjoyable?
Why

[jolly aspen]

It’s a process of making a traditionally not objective measure, objective

[shell nova]

lucky, I take a while to get back into where I was when I got interrupted :/

[mellow gull]

Then you compare that against the checksum provided on Kali's website.

[grizzled wing]

and it matches the value on the website?

[pallid lotus]

Oh, operationalised?

[shadow loom]

TFW @pallid lotus is discussing the complexities of love instead of testing my THM room from last summer

[jolly aspen]

A crush May just be a way someone does something. Possibly even wanting to copy it. This is something everyone does, weather you like it or not

[pallid lotus]

I'm not a room tester anymore smh
And there's a reason I no longer submit content to THM

I haven't been on staff since mid 2022

[grizzled wing]

why did you post it here? i am not checking it

[shadow loom]

I know

[hoary pasture]

alr🥹

[pallid lotus]

I mean, not true

Not everyone does it

[jolly aspen]

What part?

[pallid lotus]

Some of us think it's bonkers

[jolly aspen]

Yes they do

[pallid lotus]

No, they really don't

You don't have a lot of experience with the ace spectrum, do you?

[mellow gull]

You're actively interacting with people that don't, right now, in this conversation.

[jolly aspen]

Everyone mimics this is the fundamental social cognitive theory of learning

[grizzled wing]

its all a spectrum

[jolly aspen]

Every single human (and animals) do it

[pallid lotus]

Oh, mimicking behaviour, yes, fair enough. To one degree or another.

[fringe nacelle]

I love mimicry ❤️

[pallid lotus]

Thought you were saying everyone has crushes.

[jolly aspen]

yea. Well at some stage you can pick and choose. By what measure do you use to decide what to mimic af what not?

[pallid lotus]

"does it benefit me?"

If yes. Mimic. If no. Don't mimic.

Simple

[jolly aspen]

Then you might say you like it, or are impressed by it in some way?

[pallid lotus]

That's the whole principle of masking.

[pallid lotus]

Not really, no

[grizzled wing]

introverts who have to do social things , mask on

[high mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/venus-envy-drag-drag-queen-mask-wear-a-mask-gif-20978053

[grizzled wing]

@sick lance

[pallid lotus]

To clarify, I tend to use the reactions of other people to judge whether a behaviour is worth picking up

[jolly aspen]

I guess we may have different definitions of what exactly a crush is

[upper minnow]

Two in a row

[grim sparrow]

Done!

[pallid lotus]

That and pre-existing knowledge of how humans are supposed to behave.

[fringe nacelle]

WOW! Thanks Temu!

[jolly aspen]

That’s fair. But, you didn’t invent every behavior

[fringe nacelle]

dmn the response got deleted

[upper minnow]

I have that but w autism

[pallid lotus]

I would define it as a baseless romantic attraction

[shadow loom]

There are different definitions of what a crush is?

[grizzled wing]

glad i have a standing desk

[jolly aspen]

Well see there we don’t agree

[pallid lotus]

Apparently

[hoary pasture]

how do we use this vt?

[mellow gull]

To route back to this, I think by a sense of entertainment you might be able to compare it to alternative sources of stimuli. Like movies, or games, as an example. Some people do gain a sense of satisfaction from satisfying the conditions of a crush through observation or engagement behaviors - like your stereotypical teenager covering the walls of their room in posters related to a band or actor. Some people do take it too far - but it all loops back around to a sense of personal satisfaction from the engagement.

[shadow loom]

What is a crush?

[silver sky]

Baseless romantic attraction eh?

[grizzled wing]

huh?

[jolly aspen]

When one thing becomes much smaller than it was originally

By force of another

[high mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-same-cat-same-smuko-gif-2272701177654208646

[shadow loom]

No, that's "to crush"

[mellow gull]

A crush is a type of soda.

[high mulch]

I like purple flavour

[mellow gull]

Grapefruit my favorite

[pallid lotus]

I mean, that makes sense on paper

[pallid lotus]

LMFAO

[shadow loom]

Omg dude.. I don't know what it really is, but I know exactly which flavour you mean. I can practically taste it now

[pallid lotus]

I mean

[jolly aspen]

Downvote for the source tho

[fringe nacelle]

grape soda?

[hoary pasture]

the new VTs extension are kinda strange

[shadow loom]

No I think it's some lavender mix

[fringe nacelle]

lavender???

[grizzled wing]

i tried to quickly find something

[high mulch]

I call it tasty fabuloso

[shadow loom]

I swear, you would agree if you taste it

It can't be described as anything but "taste of purple"

[shell nova]

"grape"

[grizzled wing]

@jolly aspen
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4987042/

[shell nova]

there was a NileRed video where he made some out of gloves I think it was

[pallid lotus]

Oh. Also.
Hi Birb 👋

[blazing granite]

that's fabulous in spanish 😂

[high mulch]

I know it's fake grape :P
I did some work with extracts, and colorants back in my techie years.

[shadow loom]

Hi muiri.. 😂

[jolly aspen]

Is this for me? I’ve spent whole semesters reading this stuff

[fringe nacelle]

So what started the whole convo on crushes

[high mulch]

Yeah, it's a detergent very popular within the hispanic comunity

[strange zenith]

Do you by any chance have synasthasia or whatever its called

[pallid lotus]

This lot crushing on some celebrity they've never met.
Also, your discord handle is very apt for this

[lament tendon]

I wonder what the requirements for the Infosec developer role are.

[grizzled wing]

not really for you but just a new article posted that was better then initial link

[shadow loom]

What's rhst

That

[jolly aspen]

Kamma and his irrationally charges desires for Lilly Collins

[mellow gull]

In the same way that humans gain a sometimes seemingly ridiculous amount of satisfaction from action engagement, which is where you see people develop hobbies and passions, that can apply to other things as well - like crushes. You do observe variances where the behavior can become obsessive, unhealthy, etc; but the same metric you apply to an "unhealthy interest in an activity" is mutually applicable to emotional attachments to people, as well. To that end, everyone has their "preference." It doesn't necessarily means it makes sense from everyone else's perspective.

[strange zenith]

Where you like mix senses up

[grizzled wing]

mention of phill collins and his daughter, someone had a crush on her

[shadow loom]

Oh no no

[hoary pasture]

bro

[jolly aspen]

Lilly Collin’s is in big trouble

[pallid lotus]

That does make sense. It's bizarre, but it makes sense.

[pallid lotus]

About three of them did smh

[fringe nacelle]

I see, well looks like you intellectuals have it sorted. But I understand Muriri

[blazing granite]

I wouldn't know I've never been part of the hispanic community, because I'm not 😂 I speak spanish and I was born in Argentina, but my ancestors were from Europe

[shadow loom]

I just visited USA too much and I never knew what "purple" flavour was, but it's used in a lot of candies and juices and such over there

[grizzled wing]

wow 3, i thought it was 1

[shadow loom]

Cool aid probably has a "purple" fruit punch

[jolly aspen]

This is a great way to describe that things have a spectrum

[mellow gull]

Do you still need help?

[high mulch]

Che boludo :P

[grizzled wing]

simulated grape artificial flavour

[pallid lotus]

That, uh, wasn't the point of that

[mellow gull]

It serves both purposes, at least.

[hoary pasture]

the VT has .7z extension

[blazing granite]

A quien le decis boludo la concha de tu hermana 😛

[mellow gull]

Could that perhaps be because you didn't extract the installed file?

[shadow loom]

...but I can "think of a flavour" and actually "taste it" the same way I can "visualize" things in my mind

[shadow loom]

Ah

😂😂

[jolly aspen]

Synesthesia

[chilly veldt]

gotta love being a protector

[grizzled wing]

people can see numbers as shapes

[mellow gull]

Also .7c just means it's a 7zip file.

[shadow loom]

^ I can't even pronounce this word but I trust you 😂

[grizzled wing]

which has back 🚪

[hoary pasture]

the extracted are .vbox and .vdi and i can't open em up

[fringe nacelle]

Grande

[mellow gull]

Well yes you're not supposed to be able to "open them up."

[grizzled wing]

.vbox is virtual box, the whole VM

[shadow loom]

Who put a "th" after an "s" sound ffs

[hoary pasture]

soo how to run it?

[chilly veldt]

BIRB

[mellow gull]

Have you launched VirtualBox yet?

[lament tendon]

You need to import it into VirtualBox.

[jolly aspen]

Think of it as separate senses kind of cross over each other. Like “tasting purple” you have taste + sight

[chilly veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-bird-funny-song-gif-4392525

[shadow loom]

Kyooooooty

[chilly veldt]

how you doing?

[shadow loom]

Gooood

[chilly veldt]

they got strawberry dreams monster in denmark now

[jolly aspen]

But the “th” after each character of ffs

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cut-cat-cake-fake-cakes-cat-eating-gif-9002985723796371898

[jolly aspen]

I hate this

Crush opposite

[blazing granite]

it's not the same taste is the sensation on the tongue, flavour that includes taste and smell

[mellow gull]

Oh it's the AI vid again

[shadow loom]

I successfully installed WSL in my Win10 VM so I can run a container in a virtualized context in a VM on a hypervisor! @chilly veldt

[orchid pawn]

Noooo the cat

[chilly veldt]

make the WSL open linuxpdf

[lament tendon]

What in the nightmare fuel?

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/easter-doe-eating-deer-eating-popcorn-funny-gif-4621167703268332056

[gleaming grove]

jajajaja, yeah bardealo nomás

[boreal scarab]

Me watching chat's reaction

[jolly aspen]

/mute @boreal scarab

37738287364 hours

[shadow loom]

Rip

Reminds me of a quiz I hosted at work last year

"Is it cannabis or is it wall paint?"

[chilly veldt]

I am beginning to design my final exam

[shadow loom]

[chilly veldt]

so time to stay up all night while writing notes and make stuff

[blazing granite]

that's a long time, roughly 4 millions 300 hundred years 😛

[shadow loom]

Which one

[chilly veldt]

and wait for my friend to call me, so I can go save her from her abusive ex

[jolly aspen]

Alright, later. I’ve got 23 love letters to send to all my celebrity crushes. Don’t worry @pallid lotus your inbox will be empty!

[chilly veldt]

svendeprøve

[shadow loom]

Ooh

Which trait

[boreal scarab]

Wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!

[chilly veldt]

datatechnician with special in infrastructure

[shadow loom]

Noice

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/yee-haw-usa-flag-run-gun-gif-14541141

Let me at em!

[blazing granite]

@chilly veldt 👋

[chilly veldt]

hola

[shadow loom]

Sounds like an easy pass for you then

[chilly veldt]

indeed, so now I am writing a template for small-medium-businesses for what to focus on when setting up AD systems in terms of security, and then what they should prioritize

with budgets

[chilly veldt]

I currently have an average of 11.67

[shadow loom]

KEKW

Gj

[chilly veldt]

only 3 classes where I got 10

rest is 12

[shadow loom]

What you gonna do after?

[chilly veldt]

and those 3 classes was the first 3 classes ever

[chilly veldt]

go work full time as a consultant

[shadow loom]

Fun

[chilly veldt]

indeed

[shadow loom]

You already got a job where you can continue then or?

[chilly veldt]

I already work as it, but fulltime is the plan

[shadow loom]

Ye OK

[chilly veldt]

I work 2 jobs

[fringe nacelle]

Rip

[shadow loom]

Let me guess, you're also Batman?

[chilly veldt]

apprenticeship as internal IT, and part time as SOC/Blue team consultant

[shadow loom]

Fighting crime BOTH night and day... 😂

[chilly veldt]

no, but I am world champion in CTFs for 2024

[grizzled wing]

were you always good at CTFs?

[chilly veldt]

nope

[shadow loom]

#BornThisWay

[fringe nacelle]

Oooo nice. If my interview goes well on Monday I'll be working 2 jobs as well.

[shadow loom]

[grizzled wing]

good to know, i want to get good and be able to do medium boxes

[past bough]

I need inspiration to study and practice

Help!

[shadow loom]

WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE YOU SCRUB, GET BACK TO WORK

[shadow loom]

One day trust the process

[chilly veldt]

I have been playing ctfs since 2020, in 2020 I couldn't even get to the finals in my country, and now I am one of the top 15 in denmark under the age of 25, while also being the best in denmark in forensics under the age of 25

[fringe nacelle]

Stop watching YouTube and playing games. Make it a slow transition rather than dropping it all at once. Once you've freed up some time start slowly studying in the new time you have available

[past bough]

NICE TRY!

[shadow loom]

😅

[past bough]

I don't already, I just read, it's the only pastime I have lol

[grizzled wing]

not exactly the "not good" starting as i imagined, haha but progress is progress

[shadow loom]

So if I find a group photo of sebastianpc I will find you also?

[fringe nacelle]

If you're reading then you're technically studying

[shadow loom]

[blazing granite]

go back to study, before I make you!!!! Is that inspirational enough? 😂

[chilly veldt]

no, I have never been on the team

[past bough]

womp womp

[shadow loom]

Oh ok

[chilly veldt]

well, I have been hacking since I was 11

[shadow loom]

What about the national championship

[chilly veldt]

just on/off

[past bough]

[chilly veldt]

national championship I have been at the last 3 years

[grizzled wing]

ah there is the other 👟 , you have been at this for awhile.

[chilly veldt]

10 years

[sand trench]

things goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:

[wooden totem]

don't you love it when your own notes confuse you more than the original source

[grizzled wing]

cool 🫘 . i have time to practice and get decent

[red surge]

I've been picking gum out of my hair at 11 😄

[shadow loom]

I contemplated swinging by to wave at Firehawk and sebastianpc a couple of years ago but it just kinda... Felt weird... 😂 😂

[chilly veldt]

and bootcamp 2 times, missed it 2024, but got to make a challenge for bootcamp instead

[chilly veldt]

just meet up for kalmar meetup

[shadow loom]

Eeeeh

[grizzled wing]

a new video
https://youtu.be/ozkg_iW9mNU?feature=shared

[mellow gull]

Oh hey we're getting a repeat of 2015

[grizzled wing]

E2EE

VPN

[chilly veldt]

that's fair, I am going to italy end of march for a ctf

[grizzled wing]

🧅 Tor

[mellow gull]

FBI also bullied apple into giving them backdoor access

[shadow loom]

What's the conference called again, the world wide non-profit, "open source" one

[chilly veldt]

you mean bsides?

[shadow loom]

Yes!

I wanted to go last time

Even got the t-shirt

[grizzled wing]

Scales Con ?

[shadow loom]

But it was on a Saturday and I was lazy

😂😂

[chilly veldt]

might talk next time

[grizzled wing]

Wild West Hacking Fest

[shadow loom]

I wanted to see goomba tbh

Lol

[chilly veldt]

understandable

now you can see me 😎

[shadow loom]

Imagine bringing a banner to his talk saying "WE ❤️ YOU GOOMBA" and sitting in the back

[shadow loom]

POG

[sand trench]

WHEN.... ARE,,,,, PEOPLE,,,,,, GOING,,,,, TO ,,,,, UNDERSTAND,,,,,, THAT,,,, BACKDOORS,,,,, ALSO.,,,, LET,,,,,, HACKERS,,,,,, IN

[chilly veldt]

if I get chosen to talk

[shadow loom]

BSides 😎

[chilly veldt]

but I do have a cool topic to talk about

[grizzled wing]

only the good guys get the 🔑 s

[shadow loom]

Maybe we should start calling them front doors... 😂

[mellow gull]

Open house

[grizzled wing]

im sure you can think of some cool Kyooty topic

[chilly veldt]

something something
https://zestfulzodiac.substack.com/p/from-secure-to-exposed-a-forensic

[grizzled wing]

Real Estate Agents 🚪 s

[shadow loom]

"How many RGB lights can I social engineer into the server room of this company, during my Red Team engagement?"

[red surge]

Shadow just curious you're a woman/girl ? Its quite rare to see woman in IT/tech/cyber...what got you excited or into this ?

[mellow gull]

There's tons of women here

[grizzled wing]

awkward

[red surge]

hmm interesting

[silver sky]

It's really not that rare.

[shadow loom]

Shadow is shadow

[mellow gull]

[shadow loom]

[grizzled wing]

Lovelace , Grace Hopper

[silver sky]

80% of the IT department at my workplace are women

[fringe nacelle]

What an interesting thing to ask

[grizzled wing]

the list goes on

[silver sky]

Head of cyber is a woman

[chilly veldt]

yo wide, should I put on my gopro as a bodycam if I go hunting later tonight?

[sand trench]

that was not the best way to ask the question but here is an answer anyways:
shadow liked to create things and solve complex problems using maths and woodworking early as a kid
then a bit later shadow got onto the computer
and learned a lot about offline game hacking and programming because of modding stuffs
which sparked shadow to happen on finding privacy and security forums and learning things there
which also pushed shadow into hacker culture

[silver sky]

Up to you

[shadow loom]

Remind me not to piss you off

Hacker and hunter

[chilly veldt]

well, could be good way to prove all I do is in self defense

if my friends abusive ex tries to press charges

[grizzled wing]

• 🏍️

[red surge]

ok the hell i am out...why you talking about 3rd person am i missing something ?

[mellow gull]

People can talk however they like.

[silver sky]

Right what the fuck are you hunting

[sand trench]

GG

[red surge]

Makes 0 sense

if you are talking to me

[shadow loom]

Read shadows bio in their profile

[grizzled wing]

it makes sense

[mellow gull]

It makes sense.

[silver sky]

Vigilantism is not the answer. Contact law enforcement.

[red surge]

o lool sorry

[grizzled wing]

Seinfeld : "Jimmy is new to town" said Jimmy

[fringe nacelle]

people cope with life in different ways, imagine that.

[red surge]

Ok did not notice this...

[chilly veldt]

it's not vigilantism, it's making sure my friend is okay, before I call the cops

[mellow gull]

You also didn't notice the nearly half dozen other women actively in chat at this very moment, so that's fair

[wind lake]

why are you "hunting " them though what is that going to do

[red surge]

Pff can't talk about anything anymore not sure what is worse Trump MAGA or this...

[mellow gull]

Yoooo

[grizzled wing]

you can ask. the problem was how you said it

[red surge]

bro how did i ask it I was literally think about how to ask it for 5 min and it still wrong

[wind lake]

woemn <3

[chilly veldt]

cause I don't know where they are, so I will be trying to find my friend

[fringe nacelle]

you rocking an AR or a hunting rifle?

[chilly veldt]

nothing

[grizzled wing]

sister, it was a strange way to ask a question

[wind lake]

well ya might want to reword cause hunting vs finding your friend is kinda different

[shadow loom]

Nobody is telling you to shush, they just point out that there are more (way more) women in IT/InfoSec than you thought

[chilly veldt]

yeah, direct translation makes it weird

😅

[red surge]

I did not read shadows bio just so her in the title

[wind lake]

is your friend currently missing>?

[mellow gull]

Why do people's communication skills suddenly take a slam the second there's a girl involved

They're not magic just talk

[wind lake]

i disagree

[grizzled wing]

🪄

[wind lake]

girls are magic

[red surge]

gaww need to chill over a simple inocent question

[chilly veldt]

no, but they have texted me to look out, cause their ex is meeting up the place where she is

[mellow gull]

I'm completely chill

[shadow loom]

CALM DOWN, MAM!

[red surge]

you are making a fuss over a question not chill

[wind lake]

woahhhhhh thats a little much

[fringe nacelle]

because egirl = future wife. Duh

[silver sky]

CALM DOWN DON'T MAKE ME CALL RE-ENFORCEMENTS

[rich grotto]

Irl Waifu

[mellow gull]

Do you believe in magic, dah dah duh... You know the song

[wind lake]

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-anko-restraining-koshitan-anko-restraining-torako-koshi-torako-gif-2568494027542089842

[wind lake]

be safe pls. dont do anything rash. call the cops if you need.

[rich grotto]

🤢 🤮

[grizzled wing]

@red surge you can understand that people weekly come into chat and make derogatory comments about pronouns, women in tech, how one refers to themselves in 3rd person. so the framing of questions matters

[red surge]

sorry my ignorance...in my firm the ratio is 50/5

[chilly veldt]

yeah, I have made rules with her, that if anything happens, I will try to pick her up, if I can't police will be called

[wind lake]

the internet tends to be different

[grizzled wing]

hence the importance of DEI

[wind lake]

good good

[mellow gull]

Do ya like jazz?

[wind lake]

mhm mhm

[chilly veldt]

on another note

[silver sky]

Nah they hate jazz

[grizzled wing]

🎷 Hacking

[wind lake]

i just started taking saxophone lessons after not touching the saxophone since highschool 5 years ago

[chilly veldt]

my pink vinyl arrived home

[wind lake]

learning naima by john coltrane rn

[chilly veldt]

so I now have a pink laptop

[mellow gull]

Ohhh the sax. A favorite of mine, but I was a clarinet victim in orchestra

[rich grotto]

Hot pink?

[grizzled wing]

cyberpunk music is part of hacking right?

[chilly veldt]

hot pink

[rich grotto]

Ye hot pink

[wind lake]

clarinet is pretty cool. im going to be using saxophone for my noise show at the end of the month

[grizzled wing]

how does one become a community mentor?

[shadow loom]

Holy

[mellow gull]

Best of luck, then! I'm sure it'll start coming back if it hasn't already, the feeling never quite goes away

[wind lake]

communitying

[devout condor]

good evening guyss

[chilly veldt]

gets chosen by the others

[grizzled wing]

ohh

[rich grotto]

I do not choose you pokemon

[chilly veldt]

😎

[blissful snow]

hey

[grizzled wing]

holy 🚬

[wind lake]

yeah, so far the hardest thing is breath support cause i smoke so much and embrechoure however the fuck you spell it

but my teacher was impressed by how much i retained

[mellow gull]

Yeah that always sucked for me. I play something a little more niche now but it requires a lot of breath management and it's rouuuuugh

[shadow loom]

Girl I swear, you're always so extra (in a good way). One moment you're off to kill a friend's ex, the next moment you're sharing a pink laptop

Who are you

[wind lake]

fair. i just have to very conciously SUPPORT my breath whereas when iwas in highschool it was ezpz

its all wavery and uncertain now unless im really focused on it

[grizzled wing]

KyootyBella brings the coolness

[chilly veldt]

I'm not going to kill him, I am just out to save her from him

[shadow loom]

Ah, fair

[silver sky]

law enforcement should be notified now if there is a credible threat

[grizzled wing]

🏍️ "come with me"

[shadow loom]

You're making wide boi nervous

[sick lance]

Not the chat for general

[mellow gull]

I'm sure it'll come back to you in a good way. It's hard in the beginning but that's where consistent practice comes in.

[chilly veldt]

yeah, as I said earlier, if I can't just pick her up, cops will be called

[wind lake]

yeah for sureee, im excited though. wanna hear my little proof of concept for my noise show coming up?

[grizzled wing]

proof

[mellow gull]

Sure! That'd be awesome.

[chilly veldt]

but that topic is done now

[rugged kayak]

why is there some messed up shit going on everytime i join 😭

[wind lake]

talking about saxophone idk what ur on about

[grizzled wing]

you missed the thread on attraction

[chilly veldt]

you didn't even read my blogpost 😭

[wind lake]

the last minute and 30 seconds is silent because i didnt adjust the recorded time in DAW ignore how long it is

[shadow loom]

What post

[fringe nacelle]

why does it sound like I am in a cave in minecraft

[rugged kayak]

wat?

[chilly veldt]

this one @shadow loom

[wind lake]

hahahahah

[grizzled wing]

nice )))

[wind lake]

the first bit is me clacking the keys on the saxophone, second bit is breathing into the saxophone, last bit is obv playing low notes

[shadow loom]

H- how do you know?

👀

[grizzled wing]

there was a big thread on attraction earlier , that was a mess

[chilly veldt]

cause you didn't react on it

[wind lake]

sounds like a fog horn out of robbert eggers the lighthouse

[fringe nacelle]

yes....yes it does

[mellow gull]

That is really cool, I love it. It reminds me a bit of how/what I play, but very different implementation

[wind lake]

and i LOVE that movie so i LOVE that it sounds like that

[wind lake]

how so? what are you doing?

[rugged kayak]

did i save braincells for not being there

[shadow loom]

Medium is where the cool kids are tho

[chilly veldt]

medium is shit

and I just needed to make burner setup for the post

[mellow gull]

I play traditional Norse skáld music

[chilly veldt]

it was originally in "it wasn't me" territory, but now I can speak up about it

[blissful snow]

does anyone recommend any virtualization platform

[chilly veldt]

vmware

[grizzled wing]

safe answer is yes

[wind lake]

woah idk what that sounds like, but it sounds like somethin cool

[shadow loom]

I've earned $2 that I can't get paid out because I need to earn $10 for a payout, and yet I got a pre warning that I will get an email from IRS - yes, American IRS - in which I need to report my earnings so I can pay tax

Like... What?? 😂

[wind lake]

ew broadcom

but i understand 😢

[chilly veldt]

from before broadcom era

[chilly veldt]

lmaoooo

[wind lake]

well how are you gonna do that huh

[chilly veldt]

have it already installed

[mellow gull]

We get very similar noises using the tagelharpa to create environmental sounds like how you did. Skáld is all about using music to tell a story and emulate an environment or event.