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Sup? What's with the cute Halloween poem? :) oh no you don't like apples anymore
man, tunes are blasting
Mystic Eyes Awakened
๐ hello.
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Hi not staff ๐
How do I list my competencies and certifications on my CV/Resume? I have about 30 or so to list. Do I put them in alphabetical order A-Z, group them by issuing body/company, or simply most difficult to obtain to easiest?
The most relevant
Lmao
No wonder you were banned
Aww
Lil bro got angy
So cute
@sick lance
:hammer: deleted_account_661386#0 has been banned.
Anyway,
The most relevant certis go on your cv
If you want to show all of them, relevance is the order to follow
How do I always miss it by seconds lmao
This one was very bad, is better you missed it
My induction that means your resume should be tailored
itself
As a whole
(Ideally)
Floating car
Man I'm hungry as fuck but I can't go cook while these bangers are coming on
ofc you can make general resumes too, which is common practice and completely fine
My nan came up really sick today and sheโs just had a heart attack. ๐ฆ ah life
Song is indeed a banger
Mood, vibe even
I donโt think sheโll make it
Bro
Oh my god I'm so sorry
Damn
damn, thoughts and prayers for both of you
Yeah we will see but they said sheโs got pneumonia
Sorry to hear that, hope she is fine now
Thanks everyone, itโs gonna be a long night I think
Thanks
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Good song though
Iโm so blind without my glasses, I was like is that emote tissues ? A bug? Finger?
How did I reply to a comment
Oh I meant to
gg
thank you haha
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my housemates heard my music earlier and knocked on my door to ask if i was okay
they said I was pouring my heart into the song haha
I would be too tbf
I had to explain that sad songs != sad me haha
Lol
Time to listen to some Punjabi music, fren
Did someone ping me and then get banned?
Aww man now I'm singing it :D good one
Gladiators is so fun.
the movie ?
Iโm a sucker for that. I also have a song designated to each person Iโve been involved with ๐
No, the TV show
we should get a singing thread going
Yess xD
ah that. indeed. was nice done
I've done that by accident but not like actually in a relationship which was not a healthy habit ๐ญ
Would anybody like to critique my CV?
It's been rebooted.
New gladiator movie. was bit... not so great
rly? gib link
I canโt even upload until I go through thm support
just means you get to bulk send them through when it's sorted
Iโve done it for people Iโve been close with and not in a relationship
i'm watching American Gods. kinda cool
I was in a five year relationship and Iโve not been in a proper relationship since
I ended up associating a song with a person who led me on for a year and a half and as much as I still like the song, it's not been the same since
so I'm careful not to associate songs to people anymore haha
Iโve been in pretend relationships and situationships
May need to be a BBC iPlayer or BBC YouTube
Same.. I can understand this too well
I have a memories playlist

for me it was, coming round to mine, baking with me, watching netflix, letting me cook for them nearly every day
they'd flirt but then if it was reciprocated they suddenly went cold
But good news, i don't extremely like musics i associate
Yall ever have to just keep taking plastic away from your rabbits?
I don't listen too much music lately, it gets me overstimulated but used to sing and enjoy it in the past :)
I like to let it hurt, it makes sure I donโt forgive them. You heard the song โPain - three days graceโ
I forgive nearly every of the people that've wronged me
Three days grace ๐ฅ
Like I only truly hate three people, hate meaning I am praying on their downfall
everyone else I forgive
Painkiller
Youโre better than me
Wow that's a nice thing to do, can't get over some things from my past.. forgive but don't forget
Even the girl that led me on for a year and a half, as much as I cut contact for my own mental health, I forgave her. I don't believe it was done maliciously, but the intent wasn't what mattered
the impact was
I never forget but I will forgive unless it keeps happening after being pointed out etc.
forgiveness can't change the past, but it can change the future ๐
It was 7 am when we got home
two of the three people I truly hate aren't even due to love interest, we used to be good friends within a circle
Nah I would have taken a bullet for the last guy I fell in love with and he stabbed me in the back. I will never forgive him.
and they ended up having a casual thing and when it didn't go their way, they both made it everyone's problem
Forgiving makes you open to more mistakes.. that's the conclusion I came to lately.. so better safe than sorry and trust no one
Oh I absolutely get to that point with people
Same
Nor will I ever open up like that with a person ever again
I mean I'll always go out of my way to help friends, the way I think about crushes and relationships is that foremost they are your best friend before anything else
Hmm I can understand you
the girl I like at the moment, she's not ready for anything more than friends and I said that's cool and we're still really good friends
Yeah you should be best friends with your partner.
Respect her boundaries:)
I only told her so it wasn't on my mind, didn't care about the response ๐คฃ sure I get down at times thinking about it but at the end of the day I'm happy because we're friends
and she's happy that way so I'm happy
I can't stay friends with a person i have crush on
It's either romantic relationship or nothing
I can't have a crush on someone unless I've spoken to them first
Like I develop feelings for particular friends because of their personality
Thatโs the healthy thing to do, unlike guys that get all stalkerish and not tell the girl. Theyโre like hovering in the shadows ๐
I tried this too... you need some time, for the crush to wah over and after that hopefully it will work
Rephrased ^
lol, me it's that I don't even have friends
I just sit and learn on tryhackme or watch movies ๐ฆ
I hate it but at the same time it does mean I know what their personality is before hand and that there's less surprise to be had
I have only ever allowed this once and we are best friends but because we didnโt date before I wouldnโt allow a second chance ๐
yeah nah, that shits weird
It was like ten years ago
Wtf is going on here
Chit chat xD
It's always best to keep your expectations low
healing circle ๐
Same here brother ๐
This is not supposed to be discussed here
Like at some point when I think she might be in a better position for a relationship I might ask if I've not found someone else but I'm in no rush and don't intend to wait around either
Sometimes it helps to open up a little
I literally have to tell someone how I feel otherwise it eats away at me and makes me really depressed
that's healthy you can talk stuff out ๐
Same... don't talk much... :)
when I was being led on by the one girl, I remember my mum rang me at about 2am about something else and because it'd been building up I broke down over the phone
haha at least I found one like me ๐
and I like watching FBI series when I get tired
yes but I'm bored a litle bit :/
Lol me too ๐ . Not FBI in particular but detective series in general ๐คฃ
I very quickly learnt that actually getting it out in the air was so much better
Ah that sucks, when I was younger I may have allowed that kind of behaviour from someone I was interested in but now as soon as I get a whiff of fuckery Iโm out.
Boredom is good sometimes :)
I still have anger inside, it hasn't overflowed yet
you notice the red flags now early on ๐
I'm definitely an angry person but that's more for separate things
Like sherlock Holmes:)
but in terms of feelings for people, I'm particularly open at them so that it doesn't ruin the state of my mental health
Yeah anything that invloves mystery ๐ . But i prefer modern spies over Holmes ๐
I can't do it
haha yes, my heart beats when they do those invesetgations etc...
I feel like I'm in the movie lol
Yeah but many people have red flags so you gotta kinda think what would you be okay with. I have strict off limits list of things that I canโt accept but maybe I would accept a little jealousy as a red flag. A little bite back is nice
do you have a favourite mystery spy series right now you are watching?
haha, I think you have to try :p
I prefer movies over series ๐ .
exactly, knowing yourself is a huge part of it ๐
I'm angry because when someone irritates me I let it build up till I just go on one.
Iโm very snappy, little snapping turtle if someone annoys me ๐
I am angry to myself
I was doing a talk at society regarding a trip and a lad said something that was incorrect and I'd corrected him on 5 times and I just went "shut the fuck up, we've already had this conversation, I told you otherwise"
across the room
Not treating myself well enough
also told my housemate (in a jokey way) - shut up dickhead I'll answer your question last
Hmm I watched some slow burn movies... ๐ค and some true crime series in the past, mostly netflix nothing fancy
In fact, i don't even know what i like or not. Well... other than computers
I just turn evil
@cloud quiver I am thinking of watching this one again https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405094
and no one is safe at that point
I'm tired thinking of humans, so i fw computers
Nah itโs normal to be annoyed having to repeat yourself. Itโs annoying
obviously not PG-13 though
I never watched this , thanks for suggestion ๐
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You may get in trouble posting that poster ๐
So i don't really care about this whole relationship stuff
Yeah, but I have mastered the art of being horrible via passive aggressive comments and just point blank saying it how it is
Canโt post the goat lick gif ๐
Getting bored? I tried ๐ but my brain is on so many side quests that got me distracted from getting bored :) also getting tired rather than bored
Me who just says it how it is without thinking at all
Lol
I get you
Turned round to a girl yesterday who's often very entitled and arrogant and they said their room didn't smell and I referenced the fabreeze ad and said "she's gone noseblind"
she also happens to be on committee for the society and said she'd done work this week and I said great, you've done work for 1/17 weeks, that's what 5% so far this year?
Hello guys , anyone here Can deliver a message to @hasty sand ?
I usually don't fight or argue with people. If they do, that's a serious problem.
๐
Because i don't say something doesn't mean i am weak
Iโm feisty
most people know not to argue with me, it's not worth it
He will never reply
I'll do my research prior, am petty and blunt
Actually 0day hasnโt been in here much lately
I wonder if it was our debate about guns
That's a part of personality i guess
Hell, there are people who are scared of me... I am literally like 5'7 but they're not scared of me physically, more intellectually and personally
yes when you have a lot of things to do you will not feel, but sometimes with problems etc .. I let go of the brakes :/
Iโm only 5ft 3
Well, i don't mean to scare anyone but they think i am a schizo or mentally sick
I don't mean to scare people but if someone says something stupid I let them know without fail
The thing is , i have a Big idea that will help millions of ppl , and i need kick start and real talented team to make it happen,
You gotta tell em the bigger they are the harder they fall ๐
About 1 second it takes for me to hit the floor
Iโm basically already there
my favourite line of all time was telling a lad "look I can't fucking stand you" as our committee kicked him from the society. I did give him constructive feedback but I thought I'd let him know that bit first
Fair
like I just go on one and no one's safe, sometimes I shock myself with the insults and statements I'll make
it's even worse if I'm tired
Your name now makes sense :p (Aggressively)
Iโm not as bad as I used to be getting woken up, you just gotta temp me with a bueno
I also happen to be chronically short on sleep haha
Like a lot of processes running in the background that keep me tired and distracted and you know that moment when you have to focus and give it your best but you are unable to? Lately feels like this ๐
What's more beginner friendly hackthebox or tryhackme? subscription cost isnt an issue, but i heard you can get actual certs through HTB, I bought premium for thm 4 days ago and ive been learning a good amount, but i was wondering if anyone had experince with both?
What does Burrish mean
THM is more beginner friendly
I am not British, i understood
Hack the box is less beginner friendly
not my proudest moment, it was when i was much younger but I remember waking my brother up for school, he pretended be asleep and then tried to punch me, he missed but I literally said "bad idea, you're half asleep, I'm not" and whalloped him in the arm. I'm definitely not a morning person but I try my best to be civil until someone else fails to ๐คฃ
Yeah sorry I gave that effect on handsome men. ๐ I scare them
i have 2-3 years experince with programming but ive been way more interested in the cybersecurity side of computers rather then coding.
yeah it's a cross between british and my username which was blameburr
good to know thank you
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Wdym?
My brother used to do stupid stuff to me when I was asleep
Yes I know how it feels like, but forcing yourself everytime is not a good solution, you have to take a break a litle bit to charge your strength again ๐
Last time I saw him, I spoke to him
โTwas a joke browski
Irl?
nah my brother knew better, I was the stronger sibling
No
O tried TT^TT and felt guilty for the break lol ๐ rewiring my brain... =.= wait how do you know I'm pushing myself?
Can we click this without getting our cookies ๐ช stolen?
I remember when I was ten he bit me and I slapped him so hard that I left a full hand print on his back
after many years of programming, I became really curious in how and why vulnerabilities were created in code, and the complexity of exploitation, turning undefined behaviour into something controlled ๐
You have a nice voice:D
in fairness, he did full on chomp me
try hack me is the best for a beginner without any doubt
Np XD
There ainโt no way Iโm going to America rn ๐คฃ
yes haha
thank you ๐ I love my singing and people regularly get surprised by my voice haha
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I hate hearing my own voice but love singing
Really lovely! Keep up the good vocals :D
It happens to everyone, don't worry xd
this is my humble petition for a singing thread
I hate my own voice as well
Saame ๐คญ
haha because of your last answer
Same
you have a lot of great outlets for emotions
hopefully one day go easy on yourself hearing your voice
nah, hearing my voice makes me cringe, no matter how good it sounds
Ah sorry ๐ a little bit tricky to keep up with the chat but really enjoying it :)
like hearing it while singing is fine, hearing recordings of it, nuh uh
You want to feel really hard cringe? Stop the background music while you are singing midpart
In a normal Discussion i sound like Microsoft Scammers ,
I love singing and I have a great voice. I use to sing in a choir a a tenor
I sing in the shower with no music sometimes so it's not too bad unless recorded haha
haha yes yes I have feelings lol ๐
Yeah records
Pingu! ๐
well this is your time to help me in my quest for a singing thread so we can just spam audio clips of us singing
Noot noot
I never let it stop me hehe
yes exactly! coding is fun and all dont get me wrong, but i was so intrigued by all the diffrent vulnerabilities and exploitations that are possible while i was getting my certs in the webtrifecta and SQL and database management. and when I was in a work enviorment mainly using python, Id have peers talking about making scripts in linux that can do all this cool stuff in a controlled enviorment, to me it seems just a lot more enjoyable honestly. so i wanted to get into it
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I've got a 50W RMS amp at about 75% rn and I share a house with 3 others, I think one is in at the moment but we're also a terraced house, I just make sure I turn it down around 9/10pm
My tummy hurts for no reason so Iโm currently on the floor wrapped in a duvet
mind you this area is predominantly students so it doesn't matter as much
Ah sorry, hope i didn't offended you
I used to love wrapping up in a duvet and sitting against the radiator
hi
my stummy also hurts
Heating pad it up
Never ever, don't worry about me ^^
are yall good at thm
No
No
Whatโs thm?
2pm breakfast food Les gooooo
I feel like there's gotta be a better way visually to list my certs
bro
Other day I had cheesy pasta at 8am
Bro ๐
Damn
What
Wow.. soo many.. Respect
MASHALLAH Bro
What do I doooo
are you applying for a cyber job?
I want food
Yes
coincidentally that was the day that I hadn't slept, stayed up till 10pm and went to the pub post-society and was on one
Hell yeah
Took 2 pages to a whole new level
That's 1 page
Agreed
I am weapons handling trained
I am also rifle certified
Same
You know 2 pages to resume
Doesnโt mean I put it on cyber resumes
If you read under every one it says ministry of defence
woudlnt put food saftey certified on my programming resume
like I'd had one meal in the morning, two redbulls throughout the day and two ciders at the end and had zero filter and a hell of a lot of spite
Ya gotta shoot em intruders
It adds character no?
Wait he is X5 LEVEL
No itโs not relevant
Thanks :) but please let me know if I say something out of place, sometimes I can't really tell ๐
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first aid ๐
What if I want him to get me some snacks
I agree it isn't relevant for a cyber job, but it's an accomplishment of sorts
Your resume should be a short view of you
Would it be a good idea to put the list into a table instead?
Not your entire life
I am not good with designing
Take only the certs relevant to cyber security
And put them on there
Or relevant to the job
Bro that isn't many
Just put cloud related certs or cyber related
So according to those Certs, you probably 40+ years , no ?
Thatโs fine
put the ones that apply to the job, with a short description saying you are certified in many thing but these are the ones you are most proud of based on the field you are applying too
I would only put the certs that is needed for the possition I am searching for
Certs != Age
you're welcome ๐ no don't worry you didn't ^^
you're perfect xD
I mean things like first aid, this is surely useful to any position?
Categorized it maybe
def vรฉrification(True)
Yeah it is but you donโt need to put it on the resume
First aid is always good
The resume is supposed to highlight why you should be hired and why you are qualified for the position you are applying for
How else would they know lol
I can see that being valuable on a CV/resume for something like healthcare
Why do they need to know for a cyber security job
If first aid needs to happen at work
You just do it
you could argue that, but that would be more of a funfact rather then a certifaction that will secure you the job, employeers dont want to read through 50 certifications, its like a wheres waldo for the stuff that actually applies to the job
Impressive ngl
either way it's nice that you have it, being able to potentially save a life ๐
It's a showcase of my commitment to continous learning and eager to grow ๐
Maybe heโs used to government jobs where they want legit everything
I have saved a life ๐
Itโs getting cold again
Thereโs better ways than making a 4 page resume man
God yes this is true. I had to give my entire life to the gov
Lol
Maybe so
Should I put a line like "A full comprehensive list of competencies can be available if needed"
Ima put YouTube university on my resume. Peace โ๏ธ
I try and keep it to one page, with only content relevant to the job you are about to interview for, also leaving some mystery for that process
Thanks :) you're too kind lol, but you know just a heads up, when it happens let me know. I have history with saying some =.= not so bright things and upsetting people without realising it
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I have a lot of mystery
you're welcome it's just the truth ^^
OK I l'll let you know if it happens lol
my favourite interview I ever did had me answering every question with... "this one time" ๐
Going to sleep soon :) good night all
It was really nice getting to know you a little :)
Thanks for the help guys - The entire job search and apply process is never a fun one
one of my favourite hires too
good night, same here ๐
I'd say two pages at most personally
good night mate ๐
"the giant gap here is because I was doing secret things, that I'm not allowed to tell you ๐"
like two sides of A4 at most
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be confidential, and could not be disclosed.
Oh I heard it on a Brit accent xD night mate
Why put a number on it? I'd say if it's clear, easy to read, and easy to find information, and you have a lot of experience, then it should be as long as it needs to be to convey yourself in the best way possible
see i've got to ask my boss what I can and can't say in my upcoming interview as they may well already know some of my work as it's another team from another region but they work closely
because they won't read more than that
My CV has always been 3 or more pages, but I've never been turned down for a position
put your most recent relevant experience, not everything you've done in your life
I know someone who is a recruiter and they told me this
does the hiring process change over time?
I ain't readin all 'at, just hire the guy
what worked at one point may not continue to work moving forward
That does not mean they read it
also it might vary depending on where you are applying?
I don't think so. They recruits engineers that are usually very senior positions, mainly managorial roles, and the CVs can be 5+ pages
yeah, I've had my CV reviewed by someone who isn't a recruiter from an agency but someone actually within industry as well as my dad who is a self employed contractor and wrote his CVs for a long time and the advice I get from those two has always helped me
all my last technology jobs happened without CV/resume/linkedin or HR
Bruteforcing
pure networking
I've actually missed a few great job opportunities simply for the reason of not having/maintaining an up to date CV, and I do regret it
I've applied for 7 jobs in my life, been turned down from one recently (which was expected as I'm in uni and the salary was 60k haha), am waiting for a response from one, have an interview with other and was offered jobs from each of the others. I definitely trust the advice of my dad based on experience
CVs are cultural, for example in Israel nobody will read more than one page so the cv are 1 page.
social connections for the most part, staying connected, people knowing where I'm at, and what I'm working on at the time
Yeah CVs in general aren't read fully, they're skimmed. It may be more or less depending on the place but there is absolutely a max length for CVs, it's not just "as long as it ends up being"
building interpersonal relationships ๐
That's a bit hard
Personally, I think if they're only going to read the first page or two let them do so. If they find you interesting enough, they'll read on. Having that 3rd page can only help, as if they don't read it it's not going to cause harm having it on
"Talent is a pursued interest. Anything that you're willing to practice, you can do." - Bob Ross
I've never done a cover letter or applied to jobs via linkedin but have done CVs, emails and online applications
Make the first page have all the main stuff, additional pages for misc
I've never done a cover letter either.
It's like how many times have you gone to a blog article to fix a problem, but then read the entire article and not just the solution as you find it interesting, and then perhaps you read another article of the same blogger?
you can find that if your cv is too long it automatically gets filtered out
They see 3 pages and think "wow this guy doesn't know how to write a cv"
yeah, if I was a recruiter and saw a CV longer than 2/3 pages I'd probably assume they didn't have the skill to narrow things down and prioritise things
personally
so is the THM room I'm in right now ๐
Depends though, if it meets all of the ATS criteria, they'd be a bit silly to do that
Welcome to applying to jobs
Hard challenge, hard knowledge ๐ฃ๏ธ
I love THM for that
if you had thousands of people applying for a role and could say, "these all fit the criteria, but there's still 500 of them", how can we get that number down? I know, I'll get rid of all the long ones so I can quickly read the rest
๐๏ธ bird fly
That's understandable and makes sense but lets be honest here. The average role doesn't receive 500 applications lol. I live in a rural area too, so it's probably no more than 10
wat

Yes sir
Where do you live I need to add that to my job search 
in general recruiters are trying to get the number of CVs down quickly, doesn't matter how many are applying
I once saw a person pick up half the stack, throw them in the garbage and say "I don't like working with unlucky people" ๐ฆ
yeah exactly my point
People who can't write succinctly, for example
Bro I've been on several hiring boards in my time and I guarantee you, I'm being real, I would deny this app 99/100 times because it comes off as weird in the context of the position you're applying to.
yeah, CVs are a pain in the arse
I submitted a cv and realised i'd accidentally used an americanised spelling for one of my past jobs and literally thought ah shit how'd I miss that
Your CV isn't a history of everything ever, it's focussed on relevant things to the role you're applying for
like you can not get the interview for the most bullshit reason, you've gotta try not to give them any reasons haha
my french teacher used to say for the word count, don't go over it because you're giving yourself more room to make errors
Not all recruitment agencies work like this though
We ain't talking agencies either
bots are the best recruiters
I've absolutely heard of interviews where the main test is what you do with the glass of water afterwards
Hello chat
like if you don't clean up after yourself or ask them what they'd like you to do with the glass you can fail your interview stage
For example, a company may pay an agency or recruiter say ยฃ10,000 to find the right individual for a vacancy. They will then go online and go through many CVs to find the most appropriate. If you have a decent recruiter they'll work to find the right person, not to fill the role as quickly as they can, otherwise they won't get the money if they quit
Hiring to the NSA 
I've also said time and time again, what you know is one thing. The biggest thing is that you'll get along with the team]
Yeah we ain't talking about that type.
It's the internal type.
my current job, when I was a full-time intern last year, our entire team got a say in who was hired
Thatโs how it should be
pour it into my water bottle for later analysis at the lab ๐
Typically HR then, which usually don't really give a shit who they let in lol
Dude, you need to think of a CV like a first impression. Your average recruiter is concerned about how you'd fit in with a company, and I'm reading through this and there's multiple points where I'm saying "what does this have to do with anything" and I guarantee you that's what goes through their head too.
like if you get through the sift that's one thing but the fact is they don't just care about your technical experience as much as soft skills and personality
They... they do
Especially people with 4 page CVs
the saying goes, you can teach skills, not attitude
That's what the interview is for though of course
Wild
jobs want to know that you're capable of prioritising workloads
You gotta get the interview first though, man..
if you can't get your CV down to a more managable size it doesn't bode well in the paper sift
I'm generally pretty good at interviews, but yeah CVs are a pain in the backside
oh noes....
๐คฎ CV
the blu ray box set shadow bought is missing the 2013 kara no kyoukai/garden of sinners future gospel movie
I ainโt never doing that
Ain't never is a double negative so you are doing it lol
๐ณ I guess I am
Let this man in!
guess shadow needs to buy another blu ray of kara no kyoukai then D:
just the last movie though
@drowsy dust Absolutely not
Itโs legal if you own it
I have a feeling the law in the UK may have changed on that unfortunately
Bro no!
Not here. Not in this discord.
That sucks
You wouldn't steal a car
that was the most bullshit thing by the way ^
not saying I'd steal a car, I'm saying that it's hypocritical, they stole the music from a dutch rave iirc without the creator's permission
You wouldnโt download a car
Lol
You wouldn't steal a car,
you wouldn't steal a handbag,
you wouldn't steal a television,
you wouldn't steal a movie.
Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY IT'S A CRIME
time to learn firebase
Oh god
LOL I REMEMBER THIS
Every damn cinema you went to.. So annoying
It's a banger
I got tv ads with it
the music was produced by Melchior Rietveldt and was supposed to be an anti-piracy advert to be used exclusively at a local film festival
so that video actually uses that audio without his permission ironically enough
I thought it was coeur de pirate?
nope, don't think so
Nice, the policy I setup works as expected
Timeout set to 3 minutes
30
its my fav story of recent memory. Its sooooooo damn ironic
How would you guys suggest dealing with someone that fell for a simulated phishing attack and never cared to report it to anyone?
What is and when do I use SQL injections
It's their choice.
When you come across something that is vulnerable to SQL injections.
But like what is it
Now, to break SSO!
30 seconds?!
Thereโs a whole thm room!
Do you know what SQL is?
You are crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kmlPy9dyOY
I mean, also
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Spawn The Album
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Released on: 1997-07-29
Producer: Liam Howlett
Composer, Lyricist: L. Howlett
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This is actually heavily disputed
I love job postings
"This job is 100% remote"
reads further down
This job is 100% onsite in X state
mans Certified hacker big brrrrr
goated hacker @swift viper +rep
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Why is there a timer on it and what is it based on? I don't remember getting it on mine ๐ค
It's based on how long it takes you to complet the path
Even if you afk for a year just because?
Probably useful for CPE/CPD that are measured in hours
maybe
I don"t have a timer on mine
Just curious what count as the time on it
its cause i did it in record time
Guess I'll see on my next one ๐
yh i have no idea tbhh
Thatโs how they get ya
the ironic part about that you would not steal a car anti piracy disclaimer video on all those dvd:s and vhs is that it pirated the music used in the background
Again, heavily disputed, they're mixing it up with a different anti piracy ad
Im skeptical on this chair. Anyone used GTPlayer chairs?
well fair dunno which anti piracy ad it was... still an anti piracy ad using pirated music still feels like a huge irony but yeah dunno which one it was ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
heard from actual ergonomic doctors that the chairs in that shape are not very good for long sitting sessions
I wanna get it but need suggestions.
So, like typical gaming chairs you mean?
the flared out around you part can force your sholders to be pushed forward causing issues
yah
not specifically this one
but for typical gaming chairs
also caustic can we use you to make pretsels
Pretsels?
A pretzel ( PRET-sษl; from German: Breze(l) or Bretzel, pronounced [หbสeหtslฬฉ] or [หbสษtslฬฉ]) is a type of baked pastry made from dough that is commonly shaped into a knot. The traditional pretzel shape is a distinctive symmetrical form, with the ends of a long strip of dough intertwined and then twisted back onto itself in a particular way (a...
heard you sometimes coat those with caustic soda before putting them in the oven to create some nice crispy exterior
hence the question if we can use you to make pretzels
Yes ofcourse.
I am vital for good pretzels

I have razer iskur is mind but i want some info from first hand experienced user.
And there is iskur with built in lumbar support
And 4d arm moment
Gets better. Go to their site... they don't even have a job opening for the position
I'd recommend the secret labs or a GT omega personally
time to see if my PoC works
Aight i will check them out
I kinda got shoulder pain with my current chair and its high time i switch.
My so called hella expensive office chair does not even have lumbar support and its just bad
There should be a meme channel because I exist and I have meme
Nah the worse thing is filling your details back into a form when theyโre on your cv and having to sign up to their website.
Oh 100%
I just bought s secret labs chair. Waiting for it to be delivered
nice brotha
Ive been using this cheap amazon wanna-be gaming chair for the last 4 years. Been a pain here recently because scoliosis and gaming chairs doesn't get along.
Looking to invest in a really nice one.
Same here. I have been through 2 of those chairs in less than 2 years. I have scoliosis and WFH.
That is the reason why I bought the chair
Oh damn brotha'.
My heart goes out to you, scoliosis is horrible.
My curve is mostly in my neck area.
And my lower spine a little, my tailbone is in my left buttcheek.
What makes it even worse is that I also have a slight bow in my legs
Yeah, walking is hard enough as it is. :/
Mine is mid to lower back, but it isn't as severe as yours by the sounds of things
Really not as bad as yours
Its not THAT bad. I did 9 years in the army and they didnt even realize it.
Wasnt until I got hurt and they found out.
It only hurts now because I am 45 and really have not looked after myself
Wow, that's hectic.
sounds like you should try and look after yourself nowadays
go for long walks or jogs/runs
or do a ton of swiming in the local swim place
Oh I know. I am starting to. I am starting to eat healthier
and get into more of a routine
I second this. I started riding a bike about a year ago. Made a-lot of difference.
My grandfather turns 93 in a few weeks and he can run circles around high-school kids.
Can outwork most guys half his age also.
He rides a bike 10+ twice a week. Used to be three times a week. And does light lifting, calinthenics, etc.
Oh riding seems like fun. I used to love swimming but that gives me ear infections now. I used to gym but just, can not get motivated enough
Funny thats why I cant swim, chlorine give me earinfections.
omfg legit
people don't get how bad ear infections are
yeah at that age he needs to take a tiny bit safer when working out but keeping to work out will certainly help
ever tasted it in your throat?
yes
shadow find eye infections more troublesome as that was the type of infection shadow had last time
hurt so god darn much
it fks up your balance, and when the wax comes out it hurts like fk and you almost vomit
u 2
Hows everyones day going?
I am just doing a little THM before the shops open then going to get a hair cut. I have an interview on Friday for a consulting role at my company so I need to not look a hobo
I wanted to grow it long again, but it takes months to look decent and I really want this consulting gig so yeah
Did you win your court case yet
Free Luigi ๐ that pfp
๐คจ you live on this app
Lmk once you star using it
Its 4am here I can't sleep for some reason.

for sure. Some of the people in here have asked me when I get the chair what I think about it
pretty sure I get it next week.
We use them at work.
No more do I get complaints from control room officers about backs
I was just thinking cause Im unable to sleep. Thanos had the power to do anything like snap and make all mosquitos vanish but he chose to make ppl go. Dumbo
I experience this quite often
no more humans complaining about mosquito ๐ฆ
that is good to know because they are expensive af
Hmm true to an extent. But 50% ppl are going to complain more. Cause less ppl to feed so many mosquitos right
now heโs a true vilain
They were cheaper than the official chairs from the H&S approved supplier. And a hell of a lot better
We tried one of each
The secret labs chair won
By a landslide
if thereโs only one human left and he snaps his fingers will the human get snapped in half ?
Trying to get sleep but one can sleep only if they stop trying. The irony
Yep donโt you just hate that
Thatโs the worst, hopefully you donโt have anything important to do today.
urgh I have to get dressed to go out and get a hair cut. have fun all
Nothing huge thankfully
Oh good!
I try watching those 2 guys building massive pool in the middle of nowhere videos
Cya
missus decided she does not want to get up today, so I am going to get a hair cut after work during the week
rarely do I get to be lazy, but today is the day
is it weird that my lazy is doing rooms on THMยฟ
If your lazy is productive, thatโs not too bad
I think that you wouldโve been waaay better with a fresh cut doing rooms on THM tho
Not everyone likes to have a haircut, soo xd
I hate getting my hair cut
So does everybody
can I get try hack me for free the full pathway
But you know, you gotta impress the queen
I know, but it can wait
Sure
LOL. Brilliant
I find learning helps me relax
I enjoy learning new things
Learning makes me more hungry to learning
same. Sometimes though I dive down into rabbit holes and just get fixated on one thing
Obsession, yes. I do have it.
Can't tell if it's useful or not
it has been useful to me on occasions. I would say 50/50
you never talk. You just post the funniest memes ๐ญ
cos im not funny
๐
me also
ohh wtf your white is so good looking
did anyone told you that before ?
my white ?
colors of things are based on wallpaper. and every wallpaper reload colors globaly for things
even for the font? I have the same thing but my font is always the brightest white ever
are you using wallust or pywal to generate color palettes?
hey guys i need some help in reverse engineering a ap
think you could actually make a programming language where this works
app
but it would be very cursed for anyone familiar with the paradigms of programming
pywal
yes. but i have blur effect
i.e place function names inside of () while the variable is the blargh before the ()
would not recommend creating this
but does not sound like an impossible task
do you know where you modify the system font color ?
not sure. but i use ML4W dotfiles from github as start point
and when change wallpaper the cache color palete is re-generated and update globaly
my wallpaper
weird shape
Iโm using wayland/hyprland so it may be differentโฆ I guess I just have to change my zsh theme and the system font color
+up for cat in pic
ih also on hyprland
it's my 4 monitors
thankz
if i made a dual boot usb for kali should i use rufus or etcher
what do the docs say?
Rufus is what I've used.
would recommend rufus as it is more private if you start on windows... if you start on linux etcher is a bit of privacy nightmare but probably easiest option
i orginally just used virtualbox but this mt76 wifi adapter never wants to fucking work on there
upper part is fodler in .config and bottom is code in .zshrc that load things from .config
alright cool thank you
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do you use direnvs to have venvs or how do you handle that?
knights shadow is spent.... time to hit the hay and go sleep sloop to beep boop for meep moop
it is link to dotfiles to .config
if i add some mine i put in that dotfiles dir and then link
but how do you handle venvs, if you need python or other versions that may conflict with each other?
Iโll just change my p10k config file this is too much ๐ญ
thanks alot!!
idk about that. check ml4w github how it is doing
oh yeah no, ml4w is just dotfiles for customizing looks
yea
this might be a dumb question but could i ssh into the attackbox with my own terminal instead of the web version ?
or is that tos
i have dotfiles/.config/ and it is link to .config/ main folder
will check. watching American Gods atm ๐
no worries, I can send you a copy of my direnv
sure thing
# check if python version is set in current dir
if [ ! -d ".venv" ] ; then
# if we didn't install `py2venv` for python 2.x, we would need to use
# `virtualenv`, which you would have to install separately.
python -m venv .venv
fi
source .venv/bin/activate
echo "Switching env {$(which python)}"
# announce python version and show the path of the current python in ${PATH}
oh... ill need some time to check that things for sure
yeah, then I just plup a .envrc file in the folder I want a new environment in, and then it automatically sets things up
helps a lot when you do projects where you need specific versions of libraries, and also to export an requirements.txt afterwards
no manual labor ๐
less manual labor at least
cause it auto switches environments when you move around in folders
@boreal scarab haaalp...
lol
how to link discord with THM?
oh lol
btw bell what use after /docs
follow this link @knotty marsh ^
thank you
the thing you're searching for, aka verify
./docs verify
oh
Do you think chatgpt would be good for google dorking
hey has anyone used zeek?
if this generates so many log files, then how in enterprise do they use this tool? a lot of data storage would be required right?
Yeah I saw the discord token in the account details but didnt know where to activate it, guess I shoulda figured they had a bot in here for it lmaooo
does verifying just open up additional rooms in discord?
yes
Just added you as a friend on THM
there are 147 rooms for subscription and easy
Are spoilers a discord thing or markdown thing
Hell yeah, I've been programming for the past 2-3 years but wanted to get a good entry level into the cybersecurity world. Was recommended THM. Its been great so far.
|| spoled the fun ||
discord thing
Spoled
|| spoiled flag||
Oh for sure. I love to learn in my down time and THM is awesome. I come from more of a consulting background but the learning paths and rooms are really great at making you understand what you are doing
||i shouldnt have clicked this. I got spolers||
|| {conDRAG_ulations_you_superstar} ||
||if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else||
|| veggies{conDRAG_ulations_you_superstar} ||
have you been watching season 17?
no im trying to remember the season im watching rn
1 sec
|| karev{your_picture_looks_like_everybody_hates_chris} ||
||sudo{chris?}||
Yeah thats what I was hoping, just more of general knowledge on cybersecurity as well as how to go about starting to pentest, have you tried HTB? I know its a little bit pricier but I heard they have certification academy's. Was planning on spending a couple months learning in freetime on THM and then moving to HTB to get a couple more certs under my belt.
|| karev{chris_rock_comedian_his_show} ||
No I have not. Way too pricey for me. I live in Australia and our dollar is crap
i do not like to read my email thats for sure
wow
this is honestly impressive
i deleted 1k emails from github recently
im watching season 14 rn
thats a great season
season 12 is my favorite
Bianca del rio right?
||veggies{lol}||
i dunno lol. the one i remember most is Willow Pill lol
Willow is so cute!
Why have an email at that poin
ive had it literally for a decade
same with my gmail
season 12 episode 1 is my favorite. and because ||I'm definitely that bitch||
so many iconic queens from that show
agreed
I really like Gigi and Nikki (tho she didnt last long)
hard time remebering Nikki haha
yeah thats understandable, im in the US but Im going back into uni this year for my CS degree and there student plan gets unlimited access for like 8 a month compared to the 50-60 dollars they usually charge.
oh
oh sick. I have recently been thinking about going to uni to get a degree but in Australia, I do not think it is worth it
im really bad at remembering queens names
I could be very wrong though
there are > 1000 queens
season 12 was the first season i watched and it stuck with me for a lot of reasons
allot of the people i work with have no uni qualifications and they are in high positions in the company
i watched all seasons, but the regular watching was season 14 i think, hard to keep up
sometimes i wonder if its worth it but the job market here is so saturated especially in that field im worried by the time im knowledgeable in the field i want to pursue they would just turn down anyone without a bachelors, then again I could probably stay were im at and work my way up but that could take twice as long as my CS degree for all i know
Oh the US job market looks horrific. It is always all over Reddit about how dire it is
I do not envy you at all
Here it is not great, but way better than the US situation. It sounds scary over there
its definitely scary but hey thats one of main reasons im not entierly focused on coding now, gotta have some options just in case. And shit if worse comes to worse ill just plan B it and be the best desk IT I can be at a good company until I can take promotions ๐คฃ
I legit wish you luck
Thank you, best of luck to you as well ๐
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mademoiselle
woah
did someone say US job market ๐ซ
Is the joke that the chat is dead
LOL yeah, we were just talking about the US job market and how bad it is.
I think most job markets are messed up rn
Australia is not too bad I don't think
Oh yeah I have seen that too, and the costs and impacts of Brexit are being felt as well I read
which is a shame because IT in the UK was really good. The talent there was really high
It be like that sometimes.
Hi chat
Hi, what's up?
Studying. You?
Going through THM rooms
Just got another badge - Software Security
onto SSDLC
Ah nice
hello
Hi Slob
how u doin
Same
1 hour after i wake up is my optimal brain time, then it stops at 3, then sometimes starts again after 5 until 7:30, then it switches off
Oh no my brain doesn't go up to be that smart
LOL I am sure that is not the case.
what are you guys studying rn
that is if you are studying something
nothing ๐
I am on THM, doing the sldc room
man i got so lazy since schools stopped working
i cant get myself to do anything remotely useful besides doing thm
Classification techniques in ML
finished the ToolsRUs room: 330 points ๐
Can someone tell me how to connect to RDP
on THM?
are you using linux? then remmina is the key
put in the ip then the user name and password into the rdp client of your choice
Hey sudo
I found another way. I just used Remote Desktop in my Virtual Machine and now i can log into Phillip in the same machine
that sounds like just using rdp normally
I tried using it on my Desktop thought that would work
it would if your desktop was connected to the vpn
Oh i get it now
why are you stressed
The need to learn a lot of stuff at once
the need or the want?
need
what are you studying?
ML
omg wow ok. That is intense
Lock in
Close Discord ๐
Ain't no way you changed your profile picture mid convo, you need to focus up ๐คฃ
Lmao. My concentration abilities on full display
Good luck ๐
the McDonald's app API vulnerability covered by low level learning was wild
got a link?
Web APIs are hard to get right... but not THIS hard. In this video we react to an article by a security researcher who hacked McDonalds India.
https://eaton-works.com/2024/12/19/mcdelivery-india-hack/
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it is really bad
the guy did get paid for his work
sweet thanks!
Wait jabba do you know how many thm users there are now
It's at the top of the Discord channel list
i dont see the number
Click channel roles and scroll over to every channel
Yup ๐
ok
Do you help out there too?
They're referring to TryHackMe users, which is in the "Stats" category
It's also in Server Guide > About section
i see
thanks
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If you can't see the category, you need to right-click the server and select "Show all channels"
No problem
Not really , it's a way more less active server than this one ๐ .
i have most channels muted
Different data:)
AceS was looking for the platform users not the community users
Yes ๐
Burp discord , that would be neat to join
have you joined BHIS ? im guessing you are everywhere
What should i learn and read before start with ctfs?
Tbh i don't even know what is BHIS ๐
I would recommend you to complete Cyber101 path first ๐
Black Hills Info Security, they are a fun group of pentesters , they have Antisyphon github repo for training modules
agree with KGB, cyber security 101 goes over everything
No , I am not part of that community yet ๐
General is basically the only channel I am in
they are very active group. livestream news on mondays
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smart way to get around the ban for discord links ๐ smart ๐ช
I learned that lesson the hard way ๐คฃ
me too! haha
that's his KGB inside info ๐ ๐
we all love loopholes
Please don't post invite links here @cloud quiver
oh.
ouch
lesson # 5, DM people for discord links only
There's a reason why the bot doesn't allow you to post them ๐
i understand the rationale.
Oh sorry , my bad ๐ฆ