general

[eager shell]

Professional hackerman

[amber quarry]

echo "Hello world"

[grizzled wing]

https://tenor.com/view/hackerman-gif-22344136

[azure plank]

Bro u can copy and pasts

[amber quarry]

@loud marlin sup how you doing ?

I can copy and pasta yeah 🤌

[naive violet]

Idk I'm good enough for the government

[grizzled wing]

whats your specialty? lasagna?

[azure plank]

can u get a picture of me rn

[naive violet]

I wouldn't want to

[amber quarry]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOO

damn

[naive violet]

I mean, I'm a little occupied. What are you trying to accomplish here?

@azure plank

[loud marlin]

ooo sir alek. doing good. free weekend. some 3d printing. get my self 6x led lights. printing lamps and will hand them on ceiling
you? bussy to much ?

[naive violet]

Hacking people is boring

[azure plank]

i wanna know if u are an real hacker

[naive violet]

I am, but what are you trying to do?

[azure plank]

i wanna talk to a hacker so can u prove

[amber quarry]

Nice, I just finished another vulnlab box real quick

[whole gazelle]

ayo that u?

[amber quarry]

Been busy with the business mainly

[naive violet]

Why would I want to prove anything to a stranger? Any real hacker knows better than to show off with nonsense

[opaque flax]

This conversation is very general chat

[azure plank]

i wanna learn how to hack

[opaque flax]

very circular too

[grizzled wing]

its very friday

[loud marlin]

nice. ever try thingy?
https://caido.io/

[naive violet]

Sign up on tryhackme, it's a very good start

[whole gazelle]

tryhackme is good place to start

[naive violet]

I did not enjoy this tool

[opaque flax]

God I mso glad it’s Friday. I have to stay late at work today but only by 30 min

[grizzled wing]

#start-here to hack

[loud marlin]

oh u try it also. i try to give it try soon

[amber quarry]

for web stuff I use Burp pro, just too much used to it
I've heard caido is fast but doesn't have as many features

[azure plank]

It does not help bruh its much of words

[grizzled wing]

thats not too bad, that is the time for a ffuf scan

[azure plank]

can u hack on mobile

[naive violet]

Sorry, that's what hacking is.
It's not Hollywood.
It's reading documentation and learning how things work.

[amber quarry]

Vulnlab labs are great cause they don't have a lot of web stuff. Not like the HTB boxes that almost always have a web initial access 🥱 boring

[loud marlin]

fair. just wish to know to try or not

[naive violet]

If you're against learning things, it's maybe the wrong field

[fringe nacelle]

Yup

[azure plank]

can u prove to me first that ur a hacker and not just bark no bite

[amber quarry]

Best thing is to try yourself and make your own opinion ig

[opaque flax]

Hacking is all about reading documentation

If you can’t read documentation or do research you can’t go far

[naive violet]

My least favorite part of web CTFs is when they only implement the features you need to exploit the app

Build a whole app. Make people enum.

[amber quarry]

Yeah not very realistic, I still am looking for a lab where you gotta find actual web vulnerabilities like business logic, etc ...

Besides portswigger ofc

[naive violet]

I don't owe you any proof.
I've proved myself to my government, my peers, and anyone who's opinion I need.
You can take my advice, or not.
Read the hacker manifesto, learn what hacker culture is.
It's about learning how stuff works

[azure plank]

can you hack on mobile

[naive violet]

Hacking isn't just about breaking into computers. It's a culture

[azure plank]

and does tryhack me even show how to hack on mobile

u need a pc

[fringe nacelle]

Yes you can. Anything can be hacked

[naive violet]

I wouldn't, it's a world of suffering that isn't worth it.

[azure plank]

my friend can hack he send me some script to put in my logs

[naive violet]

...what

[amber quarry]

"but but... Kali Nethunter 😻 🤩 "... 🤮

[whole gazelle]

i forgot about this

nethunter!!!!!!!

[azure plank]

scripts

[amber quarry]

Kali itself is terrible, so imagine on mobile

[naive violet]

Scripts? What about them?

[amber quarry]

mandatory exegol meme :
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1113196434209132684/1331748133012766821/exegol.jpg?ex=6794b8d9&is=67936759&hm=6dd496dad6bd830e0abeea45894d1c6b7279db430bdd07a2776f5b33f1b6c158&

[fringe nacelle]

I forgot people only think "Hacking" or "Hacker" applies to the illegal stuff.

[grizzled wing]

they do not know the original story of MIT

[azure plank]

He told me to put in my logs

[naive violet]

I think you need to learn more before you do something dangerous

Don't run scripts that random people give you

[opaque flax]

Which log did you put it in

[whole gazelle]

yeah you can cause a lot of harm without proper understanding of the script

[jolly aspen]

I think the culture is often misunderstood 😅😂

[grizzled wing]

worst case scenario is teh script hacks you

[opaque flax]

The culture is Mr robot

[naive violet]

You gotta take part in it

Build stuff

Make stuff, break things

[jolly aspen]

Yes, I am aware. But as Mal pointed out…

[azure plank]

bro the normal log app

[fringe nacelle]

Guys.... I'm in...

[opaque flax]

What app is that?

[eternal timber]

Gotta wear black hoodies and skateboard too

[azure plank]

in Ios

[naive violet]

The coffee pot

[jolly aspen]

The only log app tracks my daily bowel movement

[opaque flax]

What app is it?

[rapid merlin]

I wear my skateboard on my head

[rapid merlin]

I was thinking more the car

[grizzled wing]

the trains, hacking trains to make them better

[jolly aspen]

Can I borrow these things please

[opaque flax]

Weight watchers is mine

[nimble trout]

might be a dumb question but how do i share the clipboard with the analyst vm xD

[azure plank]

its logs bro

[opaque flax]

I think this is really cool that the origins of hacking can be traced back to a train club at MIT

[jolly aspen]

logs bro app

[opaque flax]

Ok so weight watchers where I log my calories got it

[jolly aspen]

Trains are cool

[vale raptor]

Hello, I'm sorry. Where can I post VPN issues ?

[azure plank]

Stupid ahh

[grizzled wing]

a labryrinth of cyber, exciting

[rapid merlin]

bbnomoney is flooding my algorithm and it’s making me mad

Why does he keep coming up

😠I’ve skipped so many videos

[grizzled wing]

#site-support

[whole gazelle]

dunno but he made sum good songs lately

[rapid merlin]

I don’t like the songs and he’s being weirdly inappropriate all the time

[vale raptor]

I appreciate it.

[rapid merlin]

I’m just sitting here awkwardly like get out of my algorithm

[opaque flax]

That hurts 😦

[eternal timber]

I can actually transform into a skateboard

Beat that

[grizzled wing]

i heard about this new app for logs

[eternal timber]

My skateboard is at my mom’s house

[rapid merlin]

Oh can I force him out of my YouTube shorts

😂

[grizzled wing]

who is the subject of the sentence?

[rapid merlin]

Bbnomoney

[azure plank]

yall cant b real

[whole gazelle]

i'm 100% real

i promise

[rapid merlin]

Nah I’m actually imaginary

[opaque flax]

I’m actually an AI

[rapid merlin]

Ohhhhh spooky 👻

[grizzled wing]

B-Real is a rapper

[rapid merlin]

That’s pretty talented, teach me

[grizzled wing]

not familiar with this person

[opaque flax]

Did you read the documentation

[naive violet]

Musician, bbno$

[grizzled wing]

okay music. i see

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-gif-10903807

Like this

[rapid merlin]

Yeah but he’s really on it

[eternal timber]

Simple really

[rapid merlin]

😂

[rapid merlin]

Damn I wish I could do the reverse and get taller

Having wheels would be pretty cool, I thought about buying roller blades the other day

[grizzled wing]

136 points for the TMUX room 🎉

[rapid merlin]

Never reading the documentation is my moto

[opaque flax]

I like you. That’s good.

[eternal timber]

The pop out ones

[eternal timber]

Reading documentation is doubting your intelligence

And that is a joke before anyone says smth

[rapid merlin]

Yeah I like those ones

[rapid merlin]

You don’t need documentation when you have common sense

[loud marlin]

fracking great... unplugged wrong cord =/

[rapid merlin]

Oop

[grizzled wing]

apt search common-sense

[eternal timber]

Hope it wasn’t the life support one

[loud marlin]

not mine at last 🙂

[grizzled wing]

cool, the new Smol room is a wordpress room

excellent

[rapid merlin]

bash: file: command not found

I’m so tired

But I got stuffs to do

🥹

[wooden totem]

I got about 40 courses average length 4 months long ahead of me, contemplating it but also can't wait lol

starting next week, this year is gonna be fire hopefully

[civic oak]

Hope all brits are staying safe during the storm. 🙏

[eternal timber]

Visiting someone at a hospital

[rapid merlin]

luckily it's calmed down where I am, but I hope everyone else stays safe

[pliant onyx]

+rep nirza

how to uh

+rep @scarlet sentinel

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @scarlet sentinel (current: #478 - 12)

[pliant onyx]

There we go

Just did the mountaineer room. I had so much fun

[jolly aspen]

new room today?

[grizzled wing]

fresh fries

wordpress

[jolly aspen]

i have alot of wordpress sites. i'm so glad they aren't all that popular. gosh I don't want to have to keep them secure haha

[grizzled wing]

i am part way through HTB wordpress module, i want to learn , i see wordpress all the time

[jolly aspen]

soooooo many, its at a point where I don't want to make them. i have another CMS option. but people actually want them. and then install plug-ins like candy

so, where did you find the plugin?
them: oh, i just searched and installed it because it says it will make publishing easier

[grizzled wing]

so many jobs want CMS wordpress etc experience , and its like noooooo, move to something else

wordpress plugins = vending machine malware

[jolly aspen]

its not terrible, really. i'm not really into PHP tbh. but I've literally just cleared 30 unused plugins from a recent clients site

if you want to see some log files explode. connect a wordpress site up with a default theme and it gets pummeled in minutes

[grizzled wing]

PHP is something i should have learned by now but kept putting off,

[rapid merlin]

@jolly aspen that sounds like a honey pot

[jolly aspen]

yes exactly 🙂

[fresh pawn]

Hi hackers!
I'm new in the hobby and I would like to learn ethical hacking. By now i've cracked some hash of windows password but now i would like crack a pdf file, it's an old pdf and I don't remember the password lenght, but when I use PDFCRACK tool on Kali Linux it said "lenght 40", that means the password is 40 bits long, right? So my password is 5 bytes? If it's 5 bytes it means it's 5 characthers? Please help me to know this small detail. 🙂

[jolly aspen]

hmm, this does not seem like its for a THM room

[round orbit]

I should be studying and not be on Discord, someone tell me to get off Discord man 😄

[opaque flax]

I will not. You do whatever you want it’s your life 🙂

[jolly aspen]

DIscord > Quit Discord

[whole gazelle]

never!!!!

[round orbit]

Prodiscordination

[rapid merlin]

let's embrace that you do not want to be studying right now, choosing this as a distraction 🫂

[rapid merlin]

don't be hard on yourself, just make sure you touch your material daily

[round orbit]

I have so much shit to get done this weekend it's unreal

[grizzled wing]

@round orbit no MVP chat for you until you get 3 items done

[round orbit]

Shit

[rapid merlin]

@round orbit maybe try and throw a rough schedule together, but make sure to take time for yourself

[round orbit]

Schedules have never worked for me. That means I have to put a time on something and who knows how long it will actually take lol

[rapid merlin]

schedules can be about measuring, and not about being perfect

[round orbit]

I have an exam to take, gotta update my CV so I can apply for more jobs on Monday, finish my THM path, etc

[jolly aspen]

well, can I interest you in a new room called "smol"

[rapid merlin]

making mistakes to discover how long things actually take

[grizzled wing]

what about a crontabs schedule?

[rapid merlin]

maybe priorities the exam, and tweak the CV when you take some you time

[round orbit]

Perhaps yes

[jolly aspen]

crontab a screen takeover every hour, include all the things you must do. make it flash and blink aggresively to inspire heightend anxiety for and invigorating push to finish the tasks

[round orbit]

The exam isn't super important, just another MS certified exam, I can reschedule it

CV is fairly important because I want to apply to this SOC Analyst position I saw advertised

[grizzled wing]

right?? why not if regular scheduling apps dont work , why not try a linux hacker method?

[rapid merlin]

that sounds exciting, what more do you need to do for the CV?

[round orbit]

I need to completely re-write my CV lol, atm its giving very much system engineer, IT vibes

[jolly aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-waiting-for-do-it-shia-labeouf-gif-15168167

[round orbit]

I am gonna focus it more on cybersec topics like auditting and compliance, ms defender, threat intelligence, edr, etc etc etc

I know exactly how it should look

But I am a perfectionist and that isn't easy

[rapid merlin]

that seems like a great start, you already know what to do

[round orbit]

I don't have the how

Maybe I should just hire someone to do it for me hahaha

[rapid merlin]

there is risk in doing nothing

[round orbit]

That is true

[jolly aspen]

💀

[round orbit]

My CV is 4 pages long

[grizzled wing]

✂️ cut

[jolly aspen]

Congratulations?

[rapid merlin]

that sounds a bit long, I aim for two pages

[grizzled wing]

i added hashes to my CV for extra fun

[rapid merlin]

I want to make a CV with nothing but a big QR code

I always like to see CV's created with LaTeX

[jolly aspen]

my "list everything so i can just cut down for speicific roles" cv is several pages. But I dont submit that to any employer it always gets the snip to only include relevant info

[grizzled wing]

i also added a qr code i generated

[rapid merlin]

sweet! 🙂

[round orbit]

I thought this. But how? 2 pages is nowhere nearly enough to adequately introduce myself, my contact details, my technical skills and systems used, along with my professional memberships, certifications, references and past experiences from the forces lol

[grizzled wing]

gotta cut the long fries down

[jolly aspen]

hiring manager sweating, "should i follow this link?"

[rapid merlin]

save some mystery for the interview process

[grizzled wing]

people love scanning QR codes

[jolly aspen]

well..vectors be vectoring

[round orbit]

Maybe I should put a link on the CV to a more in-depth portfolio?

[rapid merlin]

This is where I find having a blog helps, link that on the CV and any decent employer will have nosey

[jolly aspen]

yea, spin up a domain squating name of the company you are applying to

[round orbit]

Lmao

[jolly aspen]

and put your full resume there

[grizzled wing]

the resume is brief overview of you, have a porfolio link that outlines all of your cool hacking cyber sec skills

[jolly aspen]

gottem. theyll have no choice but to hire you then

[round orbit]

My problem is

[grizzled wing]

then add " i wear sunglasses at night" under hobbies

[round orbit]

I don't hold a degree, which a lot of the ads I see require, even some entry level ones, so I really need to put all my effort into actually getting to the interview stage first

[grizzled wing]

skills | experience > degree

[jolly aspen]

well, you aren't going to hide the no degree by lumping on 3 pages

[strong stone]

.

[grizzled wing]

BHIS stated on podcast he would hire anyone that showed they have the skills + the softskills, thats what matters

[rapid merlin]

song in my head 😄

[grizzled wing]

we get it

[opaque flax]

I think this is pretty common in the industry. The degree is usually able to substituted

[naive violet]

Not like anyone reads past the first page of most CVs

So you're just harming yourself

[round orbit]

I don't have that much experience either besides a passion to learn and continous learning outside of work... We don't have a cyber team as its an SMB, so I'm kinda the one who focuses on it, patching, vulnerabilities, looking at user risks, phishing awareness, etc

[grizzled wing]

dgrees are nice but if you can show on portfolio you know what your talking about and can be the solution to the company then why wouldnt they hire you?

[opaque flax]

This was a struggle too but it’s better the bring it down to a page

Formatting it too will help

[round orbit]

Roger that

[jolly aspen]

document, document, document

[round orbit]

I have a nice template

[opaque flax]

Your name and contact details go on the header

[round orbit]

Oh boy I love documentation

[opaque flax]

And yeah maybe a link to your website

[naive violet]

If you don't have much experience, it shouldn't take you 4 pages to communicate all of it

[eternal timber]

My friend has one. Thinking about making one too

[grizzled wing]

i have a resume and coverletter generator in python, helps with all of this

[opaque flax]

Exactly. I have a completely irrelevant degree to this field

[rapid merlin]

If you don't have a degree, experience and professional certs are usually seen as a valid substitute

[grizzled wing]

my bachelors has nothing to do with cyber sec

[eternal timber]

🤔

Why not just use latex

[opaque flax]

Some documentation showing you know your stuff so yeah experience plus certs

[grizzled wing]

🤮

[round orbit]

I have experience using some of the tools like endpoint management, MDM, EDRs, DR, virtualisation, general IT stuff, not cyber stuff

[rapid merlin]

I just have a static site built on a framework called hugo, really easy to setup

[round orbit]

I'm just putting what I can

[naive violet]

Ok you can communicate that in less than 4 pages

[jolly aspen]

just certs, and carry them all in a binder like a family photo album

[grizzled wing]

you have THM badges !

[round orbit]

XD

[rapid merlin]

I got a job once simply doing walk and talks with them buying me coffee for listening

[opaque flax]

Networking is also huge

[naive violet]

You've described like 4 lines of content there

[jolly aspen]

print them out, make buttons, wear them as flare

[rapid merlin]

it built a relationship where we both learned about the environment, and skills

[naive violet]

Add in job titles and time frames, maybe you'll hit a page at most with contact info

[jolly aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/flair-office-space-we-need-to-talk-about-your-flair-gif-16786213

[eternal timber]

I can code in JSS and know some XML too

I think I can manage to make a webpage

[round orbit]

I can't send images here, but I was going to show you how it's listed and you can see how much space it takes up, but you can't lol

[grizzled wing]

i would actually do that. last year i asked if THM would make sewing patches but never heard back

[rapid merlin]

I'm a network engineer, so try and stay away from web

[jolly aspen]

i can make them

[grizzled wing]

you have 3D printer?

[jolly aspen]

the images are svg's so its pretty easy to have them made

[jolly aspen]

yes

[grizzled wing]

lucky

[rapid merlin]

that would be pretty fun having the badges on a jacket 🙂

[jolly aspen]

i dont think i have a big enough jacket

[rapid merlin]

😄

[grizzled wing]

it tells the world, look, im super nerdy and cool, i hack ethical stuff

[opaque flax]

You gotta verify to send images

[rapid merlin]

THM new swag

[jolly aspen]

maybe wear them like flavr-flave medallions

[opaque flax]

I do that with my pins on my backpack 🙂

[grizzled wing]

THM sewing badges ? 👍

[round orbit]

I linked my Discord on THM though?

It tells me my token

[sharp citrus]

Discord: How do I verify my TryHackMe account?

Article Link

https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6495858-discord-how-do-i-verify-my-tryhackme-account

Jan 24, 2025, 10:13 PM

[opaque flax]

Did you do this

[jolly aspen]

/verify

[grizzled wing]

/ sunglasses

[jolly aspen]

/patches

[opaque flax]

But this is what I have so far

[opaque flax]

I need a thm pin

Wow that’s really blurry

[round orbit]

I see

[rapid merlin]

that a Cisco 40?

[round orbit]

Done now

[opaque flax]

Here’s a better one

[jolly aspen]

very

[opaque flax]

CDC

[grizzled wing]

you wear sunglasses due to you being a visionary level

[round orbit]

Okay here is the image I tried to share lol... This is just 1 of 4 pages

[rapid merlin]

writing foo'); DROP TABLE users;-- on your Hello my name is sticker attending your first local hack event can be pretty nerdy 🤓

[round orbit]

What does this mean

[jolly aspen]

oh, nope

[opaque flax]

Anyways are there THM pins?

I need one

[round orbit]

It's bad?

[grizzled wing]

i asked and they do not have, lets start apetition

[jolly aspen]

you need something to link these to being real instead of a list of things

[opaque flax]

Agreed

who do I need to ping

Jabba?

[round orbit]

Could you provide an example of what you mean?

[grizzled wing]

your profile picture has sunglasses, your username is orange based on THM level = visionary

[eternal timber]

Wdym?

[round orbit]

They are not sunglasses they are hacker glasses 🙂

[grizzled wing]

same

[round orbit]

They are not for my protection they are for yours 😉

[jolly aspen]

what precisely did you do to with zerto to add it on there

[opaque flax]

Agree. This doesn show how or why you know these technologies

[round orbit]

We use Zerto for replicating VMs

[rapid merlin]

I use Hugo as it's simple static generator framework in go, I don't have to really do much to it to get a decent static site. I don't enjoy web frontend development

[round orbit]

For disaster recovery

[grizzled wing]

laundry list of items should tie into real projects and explain, what you did, what was the outcome and link to portfolio

[round orbit]

So it is an experience

[jolly aspen]

ok, but "we" ? what do you specifically do with it to establish it as your skill

[round orbit]

I also use Mimecast on a daily basis, so I listed that too

[grizzled wing]

what does that do?

HR people are not typically tech savvy

[jolly aspen]

what do you do daily with mimecast, specifically

[rapid merlin]

they are looking for the human, so they can interview them getting to know them more

[round orbit]

Manually reviewing and releasing emails, maintaing email security policies, filtering, URL protection, stuff like that

[jolly aspen]

double click the app launcher, or?

[sand trench]

but some are legally savy or social engineering savy

[round orbit]

Most of the things I have listed are things I use fairly consistently at work and have built some experience, if not an oversight or awareness of

[jolly aspen]

ok, so you need to include this info

[rapid merlin]

I want one!

[sand trench]

which can be meeping dangerous

[round orbit]

This will use up more space than what I have currently no

[opaque flax]

Which a thm pin?

[round orbit]

If I have to do this for everything

[jolly aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-headbang-stress-head-bang-gif-24715195

[opaque flax]

You need to tailor your resume for the job

Not just vomit words

[round orbit]

I see where you are coming from 😄

[rapid merlin]

Yes, the THM pin

[grizzled wing]

i have answered much of the queries and concerns but im ignored/ missed in the flurry of chat messages

[rapid merlin]

We might have the same backpack tho, mine army green tho lol

[eternal timber]

Yes but why should I stay away from web development

[round orbit]

@grizzled wing I am sorry

[opaque flax]

Do you have a 5.11 backpack

[rapid merlin]

Yes. Cant share pics but yeah.

[rapid merlin]

I was just explaining what I have as a setup, do as you please

[grizzled wing]

chat can be busy, but if you look at what i typed, i address your concerns

[opaque flax]

You gotta verify for pics

[jolly aspen]

skills: PS4

ok, like, playing games? plugging in cables? writing bios software code? how often, and in what way is it beneficial

[eternal timber]

Oh I see. Thanks for sharing your experience

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @potent escarp (current: #512 - 11)

[atomic atlas]

Should I buy a esp32 some rfid module a bread board and stuff just to make cool stuff? Will I get better after those projects 😭

[rapid merlin]

Kinda cold tonight ay

[grizzled wing]

if you have the $ to spend and willing to learn , then yes

[rapid merlin]

a bit nippy here, but at least the -8 nights are over

[jolly aspen]

most arduino projects can be started online without the physical modules. there are emulators for it

amazing stuff really

[grizzled wing]

VS Code has emulators

[atomic atlas]

That’s cool, I’ll try that first. Thanks alot!

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @jolly aspen (current: #180 - 43)

[jolly aspen]

oh I mean like full on simulators like tinkercad

[sand trench]

meep moop it is time for the sleep sloop to the beep boops for the obvious morpy merpy mrepy mropy mop mep meep moop

[jolly aspen]

or wokwi

[grizzled wing]

wookie morp moop

[atomic atlas]

That’s a broad field really… It can quickly become overwhelming. For now it’s just amazing

[round orbit]

So from what I understood of your message, what I could do is still list them, but maybe condense multiple together? For example Email Security & Response - Ability to identify, and mitigate BEC and email-related cyber threats effectively using Mimecast Cloud Gateway technology, or something like that?

Network Management - Ability to implement and maintain complex internal networks and network security, whilst troubleshooting and adapting to new technologies, threats, increased demand and critical issues.

And provide a bit of a summary for each one on how I'd use it

[atomic atlas]

Shadow should have been a singer

[jolly aspen]

try exploring wokwi and searching for other arduino simulators. you can start playing with the code and "connecting" other devices

[round orbit]

So I could say like able to manage X amount of endpoints within intune, ensuring compliance and device security blah blah blah

[jolly aspen]

they don't have everything yet, but there is a decent amount of projects for esp32

[atomic atlas]

OK, I’m noting that thanks!

[opaque flax]

I feel like you’ve been focusing on binexp recently

Idk why

Just can feel it

[round orbit]

I'll have to put as much bs as I can as I'd struggle to cover a lot of areas, because SMBs such as mine don't use a SIEM, they don't have a SOC team or have cybersec roles and so they don't really focus on important things

[jolly aspen]

BSing is a good way to really ruin your chances

[opaque flax]

How sus?

[jolly aspen]

unless you can back it up on the spot in the interview.

[round orbit]

I wasn't meaning to lie

[opaque flax]

But like it is

It isn’t sus but it’s sus

Ya know

[round orbit]

But kind of bloat things up a little bit, for example upgrading everyone to Windows 11. I could say that this was a security improvement, where infact it was more of a convenience thing for us

[jolly aspen]

sus edging

[grizzled wing]

you are onto a good start

HIGHLIGHTS OF QUALIFICATIONS

• item 1
• item 2
• item 3
• item 4 of something listen on job

TECHNICAL SKILLS

• Programming languages: python, Go, Rust
• SOC : snort, etc
• (continue)

EDUCATION

• list your education, certs here

WORK EXPERIENCE

• list
  Position One
  Org Name
• verb + task + result (for each thing)

[rapid merlin]

This

[opaque flax]

I remember a dark net diaries episode where it was like contractors getting a super sus job and ended up acting on behalf of a nation state or corp or something

[jolly aspen]

zumi is on some foreign do not fly list now

[round orbit]

That's very useful and kind of you so thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @grizzled wing (current: #60 - 142)

[opaque flax]

Lolol I’ll have to find the episode and send it to you

[round orbit]

I'm going to aim to have my CV completed by tomorrow at 16:00

[atomic atlas]

I hope that the host of darknet diaries is doing ctfs aswell

[round orbit]

I might even consider reaching out to companies in the local area who aren't even advertising to see if they have vacancies

[opaque flax]

He needs to be getting better stories first

[grizzled wing]

here is what you do for coverletter

Date 

Title 
Company 

Dear Hiring Manager 

The first paragraph is your introduction and should be three to 
five sentences long. Name the position for which you are 
applying and indicate how you learned of the opening. State 
briefly why you are interested in the organization or what you 
know about the organization. Allow your excitement/passion to 
come through; try to get the reader’s attention. 
You might mention a name or refer to an article, 
event or experience that led you to make this contact.

The body of your letter should be one or two paragraphs in length.
This is an opportunity for you to “make the match” by outlining your 
qualifications and skills as they relate to the job.
However, do not repeat all the information on your résumé.
Select three or five of your most important qualifications 
for the position and elaborate on the information, slanting 
your remarks to the employer’s point of view.Give concise evidence 
(provide specific examples) of your functional skills and of 
the qualities you possess. When responding to a job announcement, 
refer to the requirements listed in the announcement to facilitate 
the task of matching you to the job. 
Mention your enclosed résumé to the reader.

The final paragraph is your closing. Summarize your skills in a way 
that focuses on what the employer needs. Make a specific request for 
an interview, or opportunity to discuss the position.
Indicate that you will phone in the near future to see if an 
appointment can be arranged.
Leave your phone number and/or email for quick reference. 
Lastly, thank the reader for taking time to read your letter, 
and their consideration.

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @round orbit (current: #2621 - 1)

[atomic atlas]

He’s doing great in my opinion 😭 You’re not wrong for some episodes tho

[grizzled wing]

i think Jack ran out of stories

[opaque flax]

Bro the one about the guy who claimed to black hat and steal form a bank and was a CISO for a SIEM company now

GTFOH

that was fake as fuck

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-reporting-for-duty-gif-8028065659591175424

[atomic atlas]

do you mind if I steal this ? I’ll use it in 2-3 years from now 😭

[round orbit]

I think I can make a cover letter that stands out from everyone elses 👍

[jolly aspen]

don't forget to sign off with no cap frfr

[grizzled wing]

hopefully

[atomic atlas]

I haven’t watched all of them I didn’t know he was faking some of it… I’m so gullible

You just broke a kid’s dreams

[grizzled wing]

Sincerely, sunglasses

[jolly aspen]

like..

no cap frfr, 
R0n1n

[opaque flax]

Pls gib jerb

No cap frfr

[grizzled wing]

NO CAPS

[jolly aspen]

no caps only sunglasses frfr

[opaque flax]

I did not jack just made a bad story lol

Otherwise I love his podcast

[polar shale]

🐱

[opaque flax]

The recent one about the bike registry

Fantastic

[grizzled wing]

as a bike user, i liked that

[jolly aspen]

need @boreal scarab 's meow soundmoji

[round orbit]

I usually also say in an interview if they have any concerns about me, or if there's anything that they might be unsure about. If they tell me its because such and such, I can go and learn about it

[atomic atlas]

The one with the kid who got delivered 10k cardboard box was funny 🤣

[polar shale]

Shiddd

[atomic atlas]

I’m amazed by those kids abilities

[grizzled wing]

how to get the job? show them that you already know the job

[polar shale]

They are free on ups

[pliant onyx]

Respected Hiring Manager,

Me poor. Give job.
Will do anything for $20.

Yours sincerely,
The Alpha

[grizzled wing]

sound:0:5

[jolly aspen]

objection, leading the witness

[pliant onyx]

The timing

[polar shale]

How do i use sound moji?

[round orbit]

True but it might not be related to knowledge

[boreal scarab]

sound:298954459172700181:1205294935205748756

[grizzled wing]

sound:0:4

[round orbit]

They could have some other doubts

[boreal scarab]

Done!

[jolly aspen]

ask the opposite

[round orbit]

And it might be I can immediately resolve their doubts and get the job

[polar shale]

Oh desktop lol

[grizzled wing]

desktop

[polar shale]

😭

[grizzled wing]

denied blakey

try again

[jolly aspen]

sound:298954459172700181:1205294935205748756

damn...

[grizzled wing]

.mp4

[rapid merlin]

was that the Freakyclown one?

Okay my algorithm getting a bit too personal now 😒

👋🏻

[grizzled wing]

👋

[pliant onyx]

You can just forward the ones you find nice

[rapid merlin]

Oh now it’s a high five

[pliant onyx]

Free Discord Nitro features

[opaque flax]

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6ttJUOmPLi9b5KHAKf6x02?si=vyctlmtDTieschUlQ1sVJA

this one

[grizzled wing]

THM should make sound emojis

i'm in

[rapid merlin]

High five ones

[pliant onyx]

Hi in 👋

[rapid merlin]

A meow

[pliant onyx]

I am refusing to sleep I have no idea why

[round orbit]

It's the basic dumbass questions I hate, what are your strengths/weaknesses, describe a time you disagreed with a coworker, etc

[opaque flax]

I haven’t been asked that in years

[rapid merlin]

I find myself meowing all the time now days

[grizzled wing]

you do not have the permissions to sleep, this activity will be reported to brain

[jolly aspen]

gotta just grit it and make a canned response

[round orbit]

Yeah

[jolly aspen]

ask chat GPT for inspo and write it down and memorize

[round orbit]

No need I have it on my watch

Text to speech

[grizzled wing]

strengths = where do i start?

[round orbit]

😂

[jolly aspen]

its lame, but as long as companies keep asking that question they'll keep gettin disingenuousness answers

[round orbit]

For real

[grizzled wing]

weaknesses = /dev/null/

[round orbit]

I have no weaknesses

[jolly aspen]

...and then everyone stood up for a standing ovation

[grizzled wing]

they hate the "i work too hard, i love too much, etc"

[opaque flax]

I put mine through /dev/urandom and see what happens

[round orbit]

Or should I say, for one who exposes their weaknesses is a fool

[opaque flax]

No

Not that

[grizzled wing]

what dwight shrute would say

[pliant onyx]

kill 1

Killing pid 1: staying awake

[grizzled wing]

🔪 awake process

[jolly aspen]

WWCND - what would chuck norris do

[round orbit]

Lol

[grizzled wing]

haha RIGHT NOW

[pliant onyx]

systemctl jenkins start

[jolly aspen]

spinnng back fist those interviewers

[grizzled wing]

Jenkins is busy right now

[opaque flax]

Init 1

[pliant onyx]

Of course it is

[round orbit]

Chuck Norris is still alive, crazy

84 years old

[grizzled wing]

"chuck norris is so tough when he does pushups he pushes the earth down"

[jolly aspen]

i've had more interview at companies where i've left thinking, oh f*ck working there. then I have the oposite

[round orbit]

Me too

[rapid merlin]

I’ve always wondered what my strengths are

[round orbit]

Biceps

[grizzled wing]

i have these questions in a terminal slideshow

[jolly aspen]

you seem to have a strength over algorithms

[round orbit]

Hi interviewers, I have prepared a PowerPoint presenation, please watch

[grizzled wing]

i gathered all the behavioural questions i could find for the last 5 years

[rapid merlin]

Definitely not my biceps. I have autistic strength, you can’t see it. It’s mind over matter 😂

[jolly aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/possibly-step-brothers-possibly-you-investors-gif-15978947

[rapid merlin]

My algorithm been @ing me tonight fr

[grizzled wing]

death by powerpoint CVE

the attacker opens powerpoint

[round orbit]

CVSS score is high for that one

[grizzled wing]

...

[jolly aspen]

critical

[grizzled wing]

you are compelled to watch

your brain gets rev shelled

[round orbit]

Autorun

lmao

[grizzled wing]

167 CVE exist
https://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvekey.cgi?keyword=powerpoint

i was joking but damn,

i would like to make some THM powerpoint rooms

[round orbit]

People wouldn't complete them

[rapid merlin]

excel rooms for project management would come in handy

only joking, but the amount of guy that I've worked with that can't organize projects within excel is pretty shocking

[wooden totem]

Excel speedruns are insane

[opaque flax]

Insert excel world championships here

[rapid merlin]

It's an underrated skill, until you need to organize a project

[hot notch]

Is there a name for when im trying to xss into an input field through burp, and with alert(1), its converted to a little (1) (see image)

[desert shuttle]

Hey guys

confirm > alert

[hot notch]

A lot of things are allowed, just trying to find the correct xss that works :D. eg. <alert(1);script=alert('xss')/>" is allowed. html looks normal

[desert shuttle]

whats better blue or red ?

[opaque flax]

It depends on you

What do you find more interesting

Then You’ll know which is better

[desert shuttle]

i dont want to struggle to find a job

[rapid merlin]

I just saw someone seconds away from being hit by a bus

[desert shuttle]

word around town red lookin kinda hard rn

[opaque flax]

That’s a different question than what’s better

[desert shuttle]

i meant better for job market

my bad king

[rapid merlin]

I always find it strange ppl picking education based on what is currently in fashion. Invest in what you love

[grizzled wing]

"what is better 🔴 or 🔵 ?" ----> != "i want skills for job"

[wooden totem]

Technically, everyone around the 500m radius of a bus is seconds away from being hit

[desert shuttle]

must have a music major or something

[grizzled wing]

why not sit on the lawn chairs and learn what interests you

[opaque flax]

?

[rapid merlin]

no, I have a degree in biology. But I'm a network engineer, and I love networking.

[grizzled wing]

krebs cycle is networking

[opaque flax]

I have a degree in history

[grizzled wing]

i have degree in health science

[wooden totem]

No offense but that sounds boring af

[rapid merlin]

She was drunk and loud mouthed and stepped out into the road

[rapid merlin]

have a phd

[opaque flax]

It was

[wooden totem]

You picked it wdym

[grizzled wing]

i wrote my CTf notes on paper, was nice

[rapid merlin]

I image that being really interesting

[opaque flax]

I made a mistake

[rugged kayak]

history is really nice hobby tho

[rapid merlin]

So many drunk people out tonight

🙃

[desert shuttle]

In my lawn chair i will sit around and read novels

[rapid merlin]

How do they always start their sentences in English and end in gibberish

[jolly aspen]

whats the other lawn chair for

[desert shuttle]

even numbers

[grizzled wing]

numbers eh

[jolly aspen]

well its simple really have things there around it begins along

[rapid merlin]

so ones not red and the other blue?

[wooden totem]

I like pretending people around me aren't real humans, because it would make me sad to be one :D

[grizzled wing]

haha

[desert shuttle]

no both white

[wooden totem]

Cuck chair

[desert shuttle]

aye yo

[steep mountain]

I’m a I.T major, what internships should I be aiming for if I’m concentrating in cybersecurity?

[rapid merlin]

I think I’m having an aneurysm

[rapid merlin]

get the aspirin

[rapid merlin]

For real though

[jolly aspen]

oh, oops well that wasn't intentional about the having things over this talking presentation though

[desert shuttle]

since when does THM have new ranks?

[rapid merlin]

What is happening 😂I’m so confused still

[wooden totem]

How many head on hamer hit you he number

[rapid merlin]

These buses cleaning up London, one cut corner at a time

[drowsy dust]

Idk like a week or something. Not long

[rapid merlin]

I almost got hit by a bus not long ago with Ear pods in

[rapid merlin]

you aren't out in central London at this time are you?

[jolly aspen]

pay day

[wooden totem]

Your first mistake is being in London

[drowsy dust]

LOOK BOTH WAYS BRUH 😨

[rapid merlin]

I’ve been in central London all night before

[jolly aspen]

thats the problem with statistics. the longer you are in one condition the closer you get to the other condition

[atomic atlas]

A drunk lady shouted at me for passing by today

[jolly aspen]

cat calling?

[rapid merlin]

Bark back

[rapid merlin]

Fr it was the road works. Almost got me 😂

[atomic atlas]

😭 I see her everyday when going to the gym I feel for her

[rapid merlin]

Well I ain’t got a choice

[atomic atlas]

She listens to rap I’m sure she’s cool when she’s sober

[wooden totem]

Born to enjoy life, forced to live in London ✊ 😔

[rapid merlin]

I actually hate London so much. Seen too much

[rapid merlin]

I used to do on call for our data centers down near Bow and Canary Wharf, and over near shepherds bush. It gets a bit crazy at kicking out time

[desert shuttle]

wow

[grizzled wing]

checking chat while gobuster runs

[rapid merlin]

I was once at Bow station and I was like “ohh look a double rainbow” and suddenly I heard road man mugging someone 😂

[wooden totem]

Isn't it on your 3rd vertical monitor

[rapid merlin]

Bow was actually one of the nice sites lol

[drowsy dust]

“Welcome to England bruv” gets shanked 12 times

[rapid merlin]

I’ve not been stabbed yet but I’ve been hit in the face many times 😆

I know people that have been stabbed or stabbed someone

[opaque flax]

Oi you got a loicense for that knife

[drowsy dust]

BRO WHAT 😂

[rapid merlin]

Swear

[wooden totem]

That is a very inappropriate stereotype and it's just pure misinformation. You get shanked 45 times

[drowsy dust]

That’s wild behavior

[grizzled wing]

"thats no knife, this is a knife"

[rapid merlin]

I’ve had a double broken jaw, I’ve been hit in the face with a kendo sword, I’ve had acid put on the back of my neck, got kicked in the face by a drunk girl

[opaque flax]

“This is also a knife”

[rapid merlin]

getting to a point where it's more like sword fights with the machetes

Had a cigarette dropped into my shoe

[desert shuttle]

wow

[rapid merlin]

Then they pull out a Rambo

[drowsy dust]

A SWORD!?

LOL

BRO WHAT

[rapid merlin]

Yeah it’s made of bamboo

[drowsy dust]

I ain’t moving to England now lmao

In fact I ain’t visiting

[wooden totem]

✋ 🕵️ 🤚

Absolute convolution

[rapid merlin]

I mean honestly my friends say I’m pretty unlucky. You might not have any issues 😂

[feral prairie]

How am I able to join a study room? id like to participate if its a possibility

or is it only invitations

?

[drowsy dust]

Right… lol xD

[grizzled wing]

oh Cabra is a legend

[wooden totem]

looks up statistics Yeah might is the right word

[opaque flax]

Verify

[sharp citrus]

Discord: How do I verify my TryHackMe account?

Article Link

https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6495858-discord-how-do-i-verify-my-tryhackme-account

Jan 24, 2025, 11:35 PM

[rapid merlin]

This is not counting the amount of time my brother has smashed my head against a wall or I’ve dodged a cup off my dad

[grizzled wing]

/justify

[desert shuttle]

Yes but these new ranks are interesting maybe i should make the push for extra 6k for next rank something

[rapid merlin]

I’m ninja 🥷

😂

Nah not really because I don’t dodge for shit

I just end up getting smacked

[wooden totem]

London is not real I swear

[grizzled wing]

sure

[wooden totem]

Is 7 hours good amount of sleep

[rapid merlin]

It’s super weird because when you go on holiday it’s really chilled but as soon as you get back home you can hear the sirens

London is a fantastic city. Walk around whitehall in the early hours and it's fantastic

[opaque flax]

Yes

[desert shuttle]

Time to do all the Blue thm paths now i guess

[rapid merlin]

I like some parts like up by china town

That’s alright

[rapid merlin]

I'm a sucker for the history. City of London is also awesome to walk around

The parks are nice as well, st James, Kensington and Green

[jolly aspen]

any mods(or anyone) around that can answer if its possible to complete Task 9 AOC 1 (2019) ?

[feral prairie]

Thanks!

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @opaque flax (current: #129 - 61)

[rapid merlin]

Me and my friend sometimes go for park walks and we pet the ducks

[rapid merlin]

I love all the animals at St James'

And the pigeons

And then the squirrels try to mug you

😂

Don’t trust the squirrels in London guys

I do miss working in London

more animals up here though

I would like a one way ticket out of England please

Marriage anyone? 😆I’m kidding

[jolly aspen]

gosh, i don't know if the states is a much better option at the moment

[rapid merlin]

But seriously though there’s so many places I’d rather be

[jolly aspen]

like a beach

[rapid merlin]

If you remove the politics, there are still some nice places in England. It's just the cost of housing that's the real problem

It’s really hard to find my type, I don’t think I’ll ever get married. They should make a hacker dating website.

Someone do it, thanks

😆

[jolly aspen]

that sounds ripe for disaster

[rapid merlin]

For real though

Thm requests to “hack my ex” quadruples 😂

[jolly aspen]

you have to bypass login to join

[rapid merlin]

Wasn’t htb like that at some point

[jolly aspen]

flag.txt you just drop your a/s/l

[rapid merlin]

Many years ago

Omg asl 😂

When I played valorant I would request ASL in the discord so only adults would ask to play 😂

Thinking outside the box

asl lmao

discord has provided loads more functionality, but I do miss irc

most channels are dead now

I remember them all

Msn, team speak, Skype

Gaming all those years

[grizzled wing]

https://tenor.com/view/zumbido-messenger-zumbar-buzz-nudge-gif-21481353

[amber tide]

Does a Red Teamer hack into systems etc. to find vulnerabilities?

[rapid merlin]

Nudge nudge

[grizzled wing]

yes

[rapid merlin]

Yeah that’s pentesting

[grizzled wing]

nudge

[rapid merlin]

Nudge

Imagine if they added it to discord

[grizzled wing]

red team have legal scope of what to hack on and then write reports on the vulnerabilities found

[jolly aspen]

oof and it shakes the whole screen

nope

[grizzled wing]

that would be bad

[amber tide]

ty

[grizzled wing]

by ffuf has not found 1 thing yet

[rapid merlin]

I dunno I kinda like the idea 😂

[grizzled wing]

part of your evil plan

[rapid merlin]

Ah yes next Christmas I’m going to run a script called memory lane where everyone gets infinite discord pings 😂

The vibrations will affect where you can click on your screen

😆

[eternal timber]

How to get banned 101

[rapid merlin]

It’s an inside joke from earlier dms

[jolly aspen]

as long as it has @boreal scarab 's meow soundmoji im ok with it

[rapid merlin]

Me and veggie are in sync

[eternal timber]

Idk anything about cloud processing

[graceful mauve]

Threading 101 @eternal timber

[twin ridge]

🔊 Unmuted sudo_veggies

[graceful mauve]

Why is it called memory lane tho?

[rapid merlin]

Ah thanks I was just saying I’ll see if any mods pop on 😅 it was an accident

[eternal timber]

Hm?

[grizzled wing]

🙏 thanks Ninja James

[graceful mauve]

They are in sync like proper parallel threading my guy

[rapid merlin]

Because it would’ve been in memory of the msn nudge that crashed ya pc

[novel citrus]

hey, how are you all?

[graceful mauve]

So it's in the traces of the computers motherboard

Like PCIe lanes?

[rapid merlin]

For legal reasons if a script actually gets run, it wasn’t me

😂

[graceful mauve]

Cause it's like I'd call it "dis memory pingerfy"

[rapid merlin]

I dunno why but my brain couldn’t read pingerfy

[graceful mauve]

It sounds cooler lol

[jolly aspen]

how did you get muted?

[rapid merlin]

👀

Don’t write it

Lmao

She wrote at everyone

[jolly aspen]

don't write what

ahhh

[rapid merlin]

Atttt

Everyone

[jolly aspen]

@@@@@@

[grizzled wing]

i was typing to missstealth about how not to type a command which got me banned instantly

[eternal timber]

Yes but why did you ping me?

[jolly aspen]

efficient

[grizzled wing]

was in backtick

[jolly aspen]

oh wow

[rapid merlin]

That’s nothing earlier I accidentally started video calling her

[pallid lotus]

Heh. That old rule.
Fun fact: I once spent accidentally several hours muted by the bot for doing that... while I was the lead mod

[rapid merlin]

While trying to move my cat

[graceful mauve]

Since you were already in the chat, I thought you might add onto what I said haha

[jolly aspen]

YAG demands respect

[eternal timber]

I see

[graceful mauve]

It's all good

[pallid lotus]

Dark had to unmute me from his phone while on holiday. No one else had the perms

[grizzled wing]

now we know

[eternal timber]

I’m in and out

Pause

[rapid merlin]

Bot had no brain

[blazing granite]

otherwise would be an android or something like that 😂

[grizzled wing]

i have learned 4 hard lessons being in this discord

[pallid lotus]

Come to think of it, that rule got Skidy once as well

[tame bane]

dude the SOC sim is like playing CIV, 1 hour felt like 2 minutes

[graceful mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-gif-1624967408857801327

It's just like oh cool, so that happened

[eternal timber]

CIV?

[tame bane]

The civilization game series

[rapid merlin]

Go on 😁

[rapid merlin]

CIV II as an 11yr old putting cheats on an nuking everything

[rapid merlin]

I’ve been muted when I was verified but not banned yet

[graceful mauve]

`

Ooo

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I'm just built dif

[eternal timber]

Never heard of it

I’m hungry

[drowsy dust]

Hi hungry

[graceful mauve]

What is backtick?

[grizzled wing]

echo "food" >> kamma

[blazing granite]

there is a solution for that, eat something 😉 😂

[grizzled wing]

backtick

[eternal timber]

I’ll try to grab a snack

Already at the gym

[grizzled wing]

https://tenor.com/view/betty-white-snickers-betty-white-snickers-gif-16620248181022080089

[graceful mauve]

:tick:

[rapid merlin]

CIV III I had a campaign in my summer holidays that lasted a three week, I went to sleep dreaming about it

[drowsy dust]

Syn ack

[grizzled wing]

🤝

[eternal timber]

Ba dum

[grizzled wing]

nano /etc/hosts/

10.10.10.10  veggiebox.thm

[mellow gull]

I want a box of veggies

[graceful mauve]

https://instagram.com

[drowsy dust]

Okay here

[opaque flax]

When we getting veggiebox ctf?

[grizzled wing]

when i make a room > submit it to THM > wait months for approval > then wait for it to be released on a friday

[opaque flax]

Okay so like…Wednesday?

[grizzled wing]

i could in fact make one

but it would be beginner friendly

[opaque flax]

We would have to root it

[drowsy dust]

I dare you to make one

[eternal timber]

What’s the admin veggie

[drowsy dust]

Double dog dare you

[sick lance]

Ha!

Never muted myself,

[karmic hemlock]

I promise I didn't play minecraft all day

Only for 4 hours

[grizzled wing]

then my username pun would come full circle

[opaque flax]

Make the root user named veggies

[graceful mauve]

Oh shit yeah I've muted myself before, it's always when you copy the wrong userid

Fun stuff lol

[grizzled wing]

yea, maybe v3gg13s so it is different

[grizzled wing]

did you mine dangerously?

[jolly aspen]

@sick lance will day9 of AOC 2019 ever be available or will i just have to be content with 98% completion

[mellow gull]

Homie got hit with the nonping

I saw that

[jolly aspen]

silient ping

[karmic hemlock]

Of course

[jolly aspen]

wow, jakes a turtle now

slow gang unite

[grizzled wing]

Jake was turtle 5 hours ago

[jolly aspen]

can we get a loris in the chat

[opaque flax]

He is a sloth so it would be slow

[karmic hemlock]

I'm embracing a slower form of progression, one more attainable than keeping up on 1000 points every 2 days

[jolly aspen]

last i saw he was a tree, i know my trees

[grizzled wing]

before a tree was a medicine wheel thing

[karmic hemlock]

Lol I wasn't a medicine wheel

[jolly aspen]

i don't know medicine wheels

only trees

[grizzled wing]

Native American medicine wheel - looked similar to one

[karmic hemlock]

I've never seen one before, must be coincidence

[jolly aspen]

whats important is that now you are a turtle

[karmic hemlock]

This is cool though, we got a plant trio

A veggie enthusiast, a tree enthusiast

And I'm the weed enthusiast

[grizzled wing]

what is R0n1n's picture?

[jolly aspen]

im a sloth

[grizzled wing]

same

[rapid merlin]

I was about to say

[grizzled wing]

a sloth, a vegetable, and a turtle walk into a THM ....

[rapid merlin]

My name was sloth for a bit on valorant

[karmic hemlock]

The vegetable reaches the doors faster than the other two

[rapid merlin]

Because I was becoming slow

[jolly aspen]

good name, surprise them with your reflexes and grip strength

[rapid merlin]

Heh all them shots

[grizzled wing]

veggies gets first 🩸 and gets the flag || thm{first_blood} ||

[rapid merlin]

Pew pew

[karmic hemlock]

I'm jp though I've never touched a blunt in my life lol

[grizzled wing]

i was serious

[rapid merlin]

I really want to play king of the hill but I don’t get it

[karmic hemlock]

I don't wanna try it cuz I'd probably get hooked

Im content with taking my suffering raw

[drowsy dust]

It’s not addictive :P

[grizzled wing]

false , you cant get hooked on it

[drowsy dust]

Anything is addictive at the end of the day. But it doesn’t have the compounds that make you addicted

[grizzled wing]

decades of false information is to blame

[karmic hemlock]

My uncle tells me this about gambling, says he's been doing it for 25 years and he can quit whenever he wants so he isn't addicted

[drowsy dust]

Lmao

[grizzled wing]

some 🧠 s get addicted to stuff while others don't

[rapid merlin]

I need a basic tutorial of koth

[karmic hemlock]

I already know I have an addictive personality because I go running towards whatever will distract me from doing work

I dont need to try drugs

[grizzled wing]

if you are interested in reading about Addictions PhD Gabor from university of Vancouver is a leadinge expert

[rapid merlin]

I have a highly addictive personality

[drowsy dust]

I personally don’t have an addictive personality. I proved it to myself for fun by smoking cigs for a year then quitting cold turkey. Haven’t touched nicotine in 5 years

[rapid merlin]

I used to smoke but quit cold turkey

[karmic hemlock]

There's a couple habits of mine I've been trying to quit for years. Gaming, doomscrolling, I'm bad with both of those

[rapid merlin]

From 18 to 24 I think

[drowsy dust]

How was that? Must of been hard

[karmic hemlock]

Gaming ive gotten better with but man I waste hours on socials

[rapid merlin]

I was a little psycho

[grizzled wing]

i have less need to be social when i can chat with you people

[drowsy dust]

Moderation with everything. You dont have to quit what you enjoy just moderate it

Unless it’s seriously affecting your life

[grizzled wing]

Moderation API

[karmic hemlock]

This has been my cope for insta reels

Ive been on them way less since I joined this server

But now my discord usage time is 📈 💀

[drowsy dust]

Lol, hey I’m proud of you for quitting that’s a big thing to be proud of

[rapid merlin]

Thanks 😁

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @drowsy dust (current: #286 - 22)

[drowsy dust]

Delete instagram maybe? I left all social media besides discord

[rapid merlin]

I watch YouTube shorts

[drowsy dust]

Bro YouTube did that to me as well

[karmic hemlock]

I could but I can't find the courage to do it cuz i have a lot of buddies from my hometown I keep in contact with through it

I wish there was a way to just remove reels

[jolly aspen]

unless you've a busniess that markets through insta, you're just the product

[drowsy dust]

I hate opening the app and it starting with shorts then I end up scrolling for a bit lol

They know what they are doing

[jolly aspen]

use the browser and go less often

[karmic hemlock]

Im also trying to figure out a way to disable YouTube shorts

[drowsy dust]

Oof, I feel you

And yeah they need to have an option to disable shorts bruh lol

[karmic hemlock]

I also deleted other social media accounts like my Snapchat and X cuz I don't use either of them and X is a hellhole anyway

Fuck X

[drowsy dust]

I’m happy I never grew up with twitter lol

It was around but I refused to use it

[karmic hemlock]

I didn't either but I ended up getting it when I started college

Worst decision I ever made

[drowsy dust]

Lol

Why’d you even get it btw? Just for connections or studies?

[karmic hemlock]

Mainly to keep up with connections and tech news but dude there's too much political junk on there that I can't be bothered with

I just don't fw it anymore

[drowsy dust]

Lol yeah, I stayed away because of the culture there lol. Seems like there’s just a bunch of haters lurking around

[karmic hemlock]

And then don't even get me started on the people promoting explicit platforms on there

[grizzled wing]

RSS feeds are nice

[karmic hemlock]

I don't need all that in my life I rebuke it

[grizzled wing]

NOT TODAY SATAN!

[opaque flax]

My rss feed is all cybersec news

Here’s my list

[drowsy dust]

CISA is daddy

[eternal timber]

Nerds

[karmic hemlock]

Type shit Ive been on lately tho fr

All that stuff is a distraction that's gonna destroy me from where I wanna be in life

[eternal timber]

I’m feeling weak today

[karmic hemlock]

It's poison

[eternal timber]

I’ll skip the leg exercises

[karmic hemlock]

Don't you dare

[drowsy dust]

Never skip leg day

[karmic hemlock]

Bros gonna be built like officer earl

[digital lintel]

is Wreath down?

[eternal timber]

I slept like 4 hours also it’s glute focused exercises on my program

[topaz topaz]

Got a trip in 4 hours and I just came back from clubbing

But I had to check on how my people aree

[grizzled wing]

making 🍿

[topaz topaz]

Butter or oil??

[drowsy dust]

@eternal timber

[grizzled wing]

since i got the flags today, both!

[karmic hemlock]

W

[grizzled wing]

?

win

[topaz topaz]

Someone's treating their taste buds. What flags??

[karmic hemlock]

Yea

[grizzled wing]

the RootMe CTF room, i did it again to feel cool

[eternal timber]

Nah my legs are decently big

I like squatting

[karmic hemlock]

I'm gonna work up the courage to do one more challenge room today and feel stupid while doing it

[topaz topaz]

Hahaha I'm envious of you all who can do CTFs like that

[eternal timber]

Just don’t like these accessory movements

[karmic hemlock]

I cant lmao

[topaz topaz]

Congrats once again then😎

[grizzled wing]

do the rootme ctf, its good, for real

[karmic hemlock]

I did the Tshark one this morning but that's it

That was the first time I did a ctf without needing help

[topaz topaz]

The only ctfs I've been able to do are some of the bandit ones from overthewire all the way to like 28?

[rapid merlin]

That's me crashing out guys night

[topaz topaz]

That's massive , you're going places

[topaz topaz]

Gotta do the same, gnight

[karmic hemlock]

I completed Bandit and started Natas

Definitely used help on a couple levels though lol

[rapid merlin]

night mate

[eternal timber]

Oh yeah I only had two pb&j sandwiches today

[drowsy dust]

Nighty night

[rapid merlin]

gn

[drowsy dust]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[topaz topaz]

The people on discord are actually really helpful they drop discrete hints on where to focus your efforts

I still remember bandit 25 needing you to resize a window to get a shell, that was INSANE

[river raptor]

what rss reader do you use?

[opaque flax]

Feedly

[drowsy dust]

Thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @opaque flax (current: #126 - 62)

[eternal timber]

I see you
You see me
How pleasant
This feeling
The moment
You hold me
I missed you
I'm sorry
I've given
What I have
I showed you
I'm growing
The ashes
Fall slowly
As your voice
Consoles me

[grizzled wing]

wonderful!

[river raptor]

Thank you. I haven't used RSS in probably close to a decade, so didn't think about it when researching security stuff so this is good

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @opaque flax (current: #122 - 63)

[opaque flax]

It’s good to keep up with current events

[river raptor]

yeah, I just found a subreddit which has some suggestions in relation to cyber sec

[opaque flax]

I do also follow r/cybersecurity and r/sysadmin

[river raptor]

I just joined the r/cybersecurity subreddit

[opaque flax]

r/shittysysadmin is fun