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fl oz of snow 😹
bri'ish meassurement is nuts
Fahrenheit
why is stones for weight but pounds for currency
i've seen 3ft snowfall, but not in the uk. most I've ever seen here was 18"
that was 2 years after i bought my landrover 🙂
rovering on land, conquering all
rescuing rwd cars from snowdrifts.
so is your landrover cousins to the Mars rover?
of course it must be landrover, when its good enough for the queen, its good enough for the peasants ^^
this is my first year living in a warm place without snow
i was done with it
gonna have plenty of that tomorrow when i cross bavaria 🙄
it'll be fun tomorrow. I really need to go shopping
Wanna feel old? 1985 was 40 years ago.
hush
stfu...
the only problem with living in a place with little snow is in the off chance that it does snow no one else knows how to drive in it
Couldn't decide the different stones value, some thought granite looked good some thought it looked bad
there's a reason there's a towing strap and hi-viz in the back of my car 🙂
put some amber lights on there too or something lolol
my mind goes to 60s when someone says 40 years ago
which landrover do you have?
i have an amber rotating beacon actually. I found it in a hedge a few years ago.
hmm, interesting but also confusing uses, but that's why we code conversions so it doesn't matter so much i suppose
see if you can figure it out from my display photo
yeah.
ha nice
no idea
when i was a cringy teenager with a retired police crown vic i put amber lights in it
but id totally take the defender ^^ bit expensive though
it's a freelander 2. (LR2 in the us market)
neat, can you drive it offroad?
oh yeah, and i do, fairly frequently 🙂
thats cool, i have a peugeot 3008, but i wouldnt trust it to work offroad lol
they're alright on grass / gravel, but i'd be sus in mud
Wow
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Shut... the fuck.. up
I feel old as fuck now
Best of 90s
good, suffer with me 😛
90s and 80s seemed fun
no idiot takin a smartphone and record shit xD
i dont envy todays kids ... parents gonna have evidence of the mischief before they even come home xD
90's/ early 2000's was fun
I’m old
90s was a good time for beige boxing ^^ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beige_box_(phreaking)
lol, you didnt age well in your 30s ^^
We had that phone you had to spin the dial
i have one of those. I need to find an ATA that'll properly drive it.
man i remember listening to a darknet diaries episode of a guy who was telling a story of when he was a kid he stole the keys off of a utility workers truck for a phone box and he would then listen in to phone conversations of his neighbors with the alligator clips
well here you didnt need to steal something ... just a night, being a lil tough with a screwdriver and break the box open
theoretically
cough
i mean i wasnt alive for that or iwas a baby but im sure allegedly thats what you couldve done
not saying he made the best choices
just relaying a podcast story
hm that was me with 16 lol
I haven’t seen one in years
I didn’t 😆
oh oh oh, are we talking about collecting data from wires by placing other wires near them!?
thats history lesson, not encouraging such things 😉
I learned about this in college and it was so mind blowing to me
yeah he was saying that when he attached the alligator clips to a phone line that was active he was able to listen into his neighbors conversations probably using a similar device above
i feel like it's old enough tech that it's more a piece of hacker history than something that can be practically done today
i had a friend taking a phone booth apart just for writing a tutorial about it, that was really insane
I wanna learn about this 👁️👄👁️
i had a buddy tell stories of how people were getting their hands on the att telecom manuals so they could figure out how the pbx and switching worked
yea i doubt it too, i havent seen "bells" on houses for like ages
Defcon this past year had a whole village/challenge around old school phreaking with a custom pbx setup and payphones/old phones
The one thing that would really annoy be at my last address was my phone would say “No signal” everytime you got close to the block. Magically fixed by a crisp packet 🤣 heh EVERY SINGLE TIME
Someone brought a strowger exchange to emfcamp 2024 😄
i mean im pretty sure that the term wire tapping comes from literally attaching a wire to a line to get data off of it. like adding a literal tap of sorts to the wire
Another thing I heard of in college was (bare with me because it was a long time ago) something about on certain weekends people with a TV box would receive all the channels for free as part of a free preview. In order to keep these channels after the weekend, you would unplug your box so it wouldn't receive the update to lock the paid channels
hmm.. i wonder whether i left some "legacy tech" at my parents when i moved out .. i think i should check that
You should and then send pics
So we can nerd out
one of the reasons the original sky tv boxes also required a phoneline was to report viewing stats back to head office over a POTS modem.
ill check 😉
yooo whadddup my cyber peeps
hi lantz
Using phone line to connect to the internet
Omg the struggle
the robots screaming into the void
You know for years my mums internet would cut off if someone came through the front door
Imagine hiding it from your parents haahha
wasnt possible because the noise went through the house .. sighs
beep boop chrrrr chrrrrr
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your atlantis print is actually quite nice ^^
btw. did you continue on it?
thanks.. i doung it again for friend. i made some mistakes on first. now it will be extra better
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i was thinking how much 3d printing has changed my life earlier.
I still find it mind boggling that i can either find something that someone's already made in CAD for free on thingiverse etc, or hop into fusion and be printing a first draft of something in like 30-40 minutes.
this is why I have friends who do engineering
a python emergency?
This isn't really the right community for this 😄
Damn u play league
I really want one
you ever study so much your eyes start to glaze over...your notes start have misspellings?
I've been really happy with my Creality Ender 3 v2
I have literally lost my glasses
both my pairs of glasses are in front of me
but god im starting to lose focus reading all about DNS
Yes, the longer I study the more I suffer low reading comprehension. It also occurs when I'm reading something I'm not interested in, it sucks
Fr
for sure
Felt that one
you absoutely sure you're not dyslexic?
I once tried to record a video where I read from a script and my dyslexia multiplied ten fold 🤣
Somewhere in the wild there’s a recording of me throwing a tantrum over it
Damn how did u stop
i like how you ask "how did you stop" like league is an addiction
one of my clients keeps asking me to help them make instructional youtube videos for their product. I keep pushing back harder and harder and saying 'legit hire an actor plz'
Not league, but when i was at uni, my housemate spent all his student loan on world of warcraft add-ons and stuff and had to drop out of uni because he was skint
oof
I have a problem with the soc simulator. I completed it correctly, 'Victory! Security breach prevented!', but I didn't receive any points or badge. Has anyone experienced something similar or knows how to fix it? Btw I earned 535 points in total.
I jokingly tell friends "I'm sorry" when I find out they play league
I was assessed informally.
They said it's highly likely I am ADHD and they said that I could also suffer dyslexia. I was told that if I go for a formal assessment with the NHS to go for dyslexia as well as ADHD.
But, they said that neurodivergences all overlap and it is possible that the 'dyslexia' could be related to attention. It can also be the cause of misdiagnoses because people are diagnosed with one when they actually have multiple because they have similar symptoms.
Why r u acting like u cant get addicted to a game
i was "addicted" to r6 siege
Same tbh
I'm like the venn diagram dirac spike of all of those.
you can of course. it's just such a common thing i hear with league specifically
i played competitively for my college
I played competitively for a pro team but this was back in 2018
GO4s or
No
what league?
We didn't get too far because we were doing GCSEs at the time. I can't remember but it was a third party service iirc
If I find it I will let you know, our private discord server was deleted and I don't talk to anyone on the team anymore 😆
when i was doing my gcses we would have lan parties after school and play half life deathmatch
Whats a lan party
Oh goodness
oh my.
oh dear
Sorry to disappoint my fellow geeks
lol sounds good. I played in the Collegiater6 league
Maybe it was faceit? I thought I was confusing that with CSGO
I haven't heard of it tbh
it was also a third party league for colleges i think it mightve been US only
also attended a LAN tournament too
god I remember we lost by 1 round I got 20+ kills and carried my team during the LAN tournament
i wonder if there are any hl1 deathmatch servers left on these days.
Loads of people are addicted to league. I spoke to a friend about it yesterday
I had some other things to sort out and I was so addicted I couldn’t concentrate on other things so I had to quit.
League League Of Legends

I can't tell if you're joking or not 😂
I spoke to a doctor who said they were sure I had adhd and I also show signs of autism. If you could see me IRL It’s so obvious 🤣
League of peasants
Yesn't 
I curse you with three IT problems that are solved by restarting the PC!

I curse you with problems that are solved by doing windows updates
I'll be good 
Wait what did I do
:3
I curse y'all with the dreaded BSoD!
matt show the print
It failed
Layer came apart, infill wasn't strong enough
Finished, just didn't come up in 1 piece lol
Nooo come back 🥹
if you know what lvl failed you cna cut and just print that
Discord compression is going to eat this video
It’s raining a lot here
Looks pretty
I thought it was snowing earlier
It was 3 degrees Fahrenheit in the morning
3" of snow here
Nah. The I fill borked up at the bottom, the entire thing print, but it wasn't strong enough
Need to reprint tonight
You’re pink now :3
I’m almost yellow
Nice nice
🎉
I’ll stay orange for the foreseeable future
Everything printed flawlessly, but when I pulled it up... RIIIIIP
Almost omniiii, I might be omni by tomorrow
What you printing?
Money 🔥
I need to get a whiteboard
i just switched over to a magnetic removable bed to prevent this kinda thing happening.
London?
A splash wine holder
another version i used in university was a laminated poster like calendar -- if you were interested in such an idea
I have a PEI sheet
and it still ripped off? 😦
Snow snow snow
Yeeeep bottom layers
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how much odf bottom layers you have?
It's snowing here
What did you use it for?
Idk, I chucked the print, it even the top bits weren't strong
check the top and bottom layers number
It's summer here 😤
epidemiology equations and microbiology terms
I'm not home
Oh sick. I think I’ll get one of those whiteboards that have a chalkboard on the back. I’ll mostly be doing math, physics and CS
Australia isn’t real
I'm not in Australia, so I wouldn't know
new zealand is imagination
Cheers
yea, fun time await you
Most of you seem to be pretty good at this, what do yall do with this talent?
I’m feeling lost in life atm. We shall see
Or are CTFs the destination for you?
Funnzies for now
Get better at work
I want to get into the industry later on tho
when in doubt, you can always enjoy Matt Parker videos or Numberphile videos to nerd out on
SOC Analyst
security consulting.
But a bit of anything
I do that already lol. I’ve started writing my PhD dissertation so that might be fun
Neat
Oh, thats cool
ohh neat. what is the topic?
devsecops, aws, azure etc.
I've never dipped my toes into aws, how's it compare to Azure?
largely much of a muchness. I'm 3x certified in AWS, planning to do azure certs this year. they both have mostly the same products and services these days. Interfaces are different, but I work 90% in terraform, so the theory is mostly samey
Fair enough. Sentinel is okay, but a big pain day in day out
I need certs for it though
It’s on quantum chromodynamics and applying algebraic geometry
Wait silastic. How often do you use network tools like wireshark
Quite a lot
Most data science jobs seem to want familiarity with aws
Once a week maybe. It depends how deep I want to look into something.
A
Fair enough, I'm not too interested in data science but I've dabbled a bit in CI/CD stuff for AWS now that I think about it
B
it's mostly for data lakes and redshift tbh.
Was asking because, how do you not get overwhelmed with all the network logs.
ohh , i asked AI to explain it to me, it sounds super interesting QCD colors and gluons.
Damn
I see
It's clear here 
Yeah it’s fun
😂
feed them into something that does aggregation and analysis.
We knew this 
My partner said the same thing when I told her it was snowing
3am walks in the snow >>
so cyber security + all the physics math makes you very interesting person
It's not that hard. If we get an alert from a device, add filters just for that device, the timeframe <> 2 minutes, filter out known good stuff and you're good to go
it's SO Quiet here tonight. Council seem to have forgotten to grit the roads.
Grit?
I have a lot of hobbies. Currently working on making a LLM from scratch :3
Another Bri'ish word?
It’s never quiet here, police cars, ambulances, fights 😆
Omg wait my girlfriend sent me a video of ice
Quite an undertaking
Not even "Salt the road"
"Grit the road"
The downside is that I get easily distracted
a mix of rock salt and grit that stops roads freezing up
How much from scratch?
Indeed
is going to be called KammLM ™️ ?
Sooo, salting the road
Got it
they haven't plowed either and there's certainly enough to warrant a plowing.
Crunchy
Oh. So ig the network challenges don’t do you much justice since you have to literally scan through all the traffic to find the breach location
everything or just like training or smth
Are you serious?
I'm excited to see ice/snow in person for the first time
Working on the decision tree rn
This I am. I've never heard "Grit the road" here. We call it "salting the roads"
Unless I get bored and drop it lol
Awh my daughter chuckled and stuck her hand out of the window 😇
get bored or too busy
Some use sand
That's just a brute force way of doing it. If you have an alert for "IoC IP communicated with", then you check the log that caused it, get the device IP/Name, filter for just that device, and see what else it communicated with during that time
9 times out of 10 it's an ad that's malicious
I hope it lasts to my birthday
A combination of both
Same. I arrive in the north™️ just before my birthday and I wanna see it snow
My birthday is usually in the dead of summer
I heard wood chips too
I have to grit paths in a minute
My birthday in a few days
Happy birthday for then!
i coded a chatbot before, this was before AI was big, was basic chatbot but i had fun with it
Did you also call it Jarvis lol
Happy bd in advance
I wrote a whole message and discord gone done stole it 😔
"Check it out! Old man Marley!" 🌨️
Sorry
i actually called it friend.py haha
Thank you
Aww
Got it. Thanks silastic
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All goods bruv
Yum
The snow is so pretty 😇
SALT! AHHHH
🌨️ today for me so it was fun riding my bike outside
Slug ass message
this is genuinely so funny it makes me regret deleting the quotes channel
I could've been a star
We had a quotes channel ?!
Okay hear me out for a second
🤨
if anyone uses Nuclei scanner should read up on the bleepingcomputer article saying it has a new vulnerability
I second the petition for quotes to come back
Kali tool
Yes that’s totally how it works
yea, since you are not using it
Instead of having a quotes channel that is post restricted to moderator only.
When we release the next version of the TryHackMe discord bot, we add a feature that allows community members to submit quotes.
But, this message will need to receive 20 upvotes for me to add it.
you have more life than a cat so you're probably safe 😂
I mean people have tried to kill me and I’m still here sooo
Meow ?
😆
Wait I gotta show you this ghetto song
Petition to upvote the message go go go
Wait what
Rebuttal.
Do as LockPickersUnited Do. To add a quote, you use 💬 reaction and it's automatically added. Mods can easily delete quotes too.
is 20 upvotes arbritrary ?
whoops
“They've all tried killing me dad, I ain't dead
Rasta, ballhead, skinhead and dread, yeah, 'nuff said”
too open to spam... i'd say 5 💬 reactions and it gets added.
otherwise you'll end up with spam copypastas who show up, leave their mess, react with the magic trigger, and swan off.
merp blorp sleep sloop to beep boop times
Pi project ideas?
in-house PBX
Counter to your counter.
We add a context menu command (right-click -> Apps -> Quote) which starts a vote in chat.
Why?
- Adding a "vote" message provides context to newer users.
- Stops users from accidentally voting (clicking on the reaction because others have).
- Less complex to implement.
cc @shut hawk to make sure this actually makes sense 😆
Where would these quotes be stored?
Yeah, starboards are common
New channel named quotes, quotes would be in an embed format with.
<Title> Username + Profile picture of user quoted. </Title>
<Body> Message Quoted </Body>
<Footer> Link to message ○ Date of message </Footer>
The user can run .q @shut hawk and it'll randomly pull a quote you said and show it in chat
Students are having snowball fights and having fun 😎
Damn I’ve got too much energy today
@shut hawk
My downstairs neighbours are cursing me rn I bet
For about 2 hours before it starts raining and it all goes away 
That is an insanely pretty campus in the snow.
@shut hawk don't break the bot this time!
Sharing is caring (I'm so tired and have so much to do)
@mossy river Glad to be here, just wanted to say hello and glad to be part of the community. Looking forward to grinding out some classes on THM.
Oh definitely
Yup 😂
What about a webhook instead so the author and username is already there
Welcome Ghostkttn, I'm also glad you're here 😄
Hope to see you around
Look at that watch
How would a webhook work?
So if the message is chosen then it sends a webhook to the channel like that, should be easy to develop
Is it possible to add a hyperlink to jump to the message?
HAIR! 
My arms are so much worse than that, one sec
Absolutely
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Something like
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I'll think about it because I'm not sure if I want something a little more consistent/ official in terms of presentation
Even my office is pretty 👀 makes a change
I can't believe I'm doing this, but I agree with Shane.
- <@userIDhere> [(Jump)] (https:/ /discordapp.com/channels/140129091796992000/140129091796992000/1310986066274156574)
Having it like that webhook makes it feel more real/in the moment than having a formal embed with the same username and text - but that's just me
This is how they do it in LPU
Who is Shane
Who is shane
Shame Shame
Strawberry pasta?
hey that wasn't me
Some guy in LPU. The top is the quote the user said in chat
I had to scroll through that channel just to get something appropriate for here
Wow, snow! Meanwhile, I’m being slowly roasted over here 
Right 😂
Is it noodles with strawberry sauce or strawberry noodles?
Wonder what you would even do with that 😭
maybe it's like Spaghettieis
guys can someone explain to me why i found open ports on my phone ? (i was scanning my network )
😂
what ports and what phone
i send u a pic
just send it here i don't accept dms
hi
We need more snow
yeah send me some snow please
nmap on my iphone shows
49152/tcp open unknown
62078/tcp open iphone-sync```
No please
You can get nmaps on a phone
I have to drive home next week
Then again. LPU is basically dirty sounding quotes 
no i mean, nmapping my iphone from my macbook
Just tp
Should just teleport fr
I personally heelie
That’s tickled me
Hit I-90 on my razor scooter
Just snow board
That’s what they’re for
x)))
49152/tcp seems to be Remote audio output protocol to let iphones talk to Apple TV
Wait I need to see mine
Damn I have to check mine when I get home
I have been trying to download a file to a remote system using python3 -m http.server and wget ip:port but it has refuse to work
How did you get nmaps on your phone
What error do you get
@nocturne sinew
what phone be that? android something i assume?
ye
nothing from the remote system, it keeps loading unending
Can you ping the remote system from your device with the python server running?
God autocorrect
scan from ur pc your network which your phone connected too
curious. i suspect it has its own little dnsmasq that'd explain why port 53, does it actually respond with dns?
nope
ok
?
do you have developer mode / adb debugging enabled?
also not
I meant to write ok I will ping it and see the response
Ok
ping was successful
curious. is it a rooted phone?
no. 
Is this for a THM room or something else?
ip range is wrong for thm rooms
i think..
Not a ping anyways
LinPEAS room
i mean, you could always turn on usb debugging, and do like, netstat -lnp and see what's listening
it's just linux at the end of the day
Ohhhh
But can you ping it from whateverdevice running the http server
Here is the ping
And send a screenshot of the python http server configuration
and the output of ip addr tun0
i suck in networking , just wantedd to make sure that noone inside 
default port for python -m http.server is 8000 not 8080 unless you tell it otherwise
here
Ok you’re using the wrong port
OK, so for THM content #room-help is the best place to receive assistance
You’re supposed to use port 8000
next time add -c4 at the end so you don't have to stop it manually 🙂
hello, why are the voice chats locked?(im new just joined)
That way we keep spoilers and such out of the main channels
Gotta verify
verify
lol
thanks
Can I private chat you
No but I’ll talk to you on #room-help
ok'
night y'alls
See ya
goodnight thanks
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Reeee I can’t sleep
ur pfp look like a black owl 🦉
But it’s a rabbit
like always 😂
yeah
only when i zoomed
I went to sleep at 5 am and woke up at noon
I woke up at 11 but I went to sleep at 2
That’s 9 hours so
Here I am
What goes through your mind this time of night?
the same as during the day. Nothing 😂
hello im a complete beginner who wishes to one day become a red team
i learn best by hands on learning so if anyone hase any tips and tricks ill gladly take them
thank you in advance and a good year to all
Good luck
thank you 😁
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nobody said it was 😂
you said "What goes through your mind this time of night?" 😛
that's called dreaming 😉 😂
I'm in a mood for coffee. One espresso coming right out 🙂
I’m drinking coffee
crazy
is there a way to split the attack box and the ctf im working on so that i can have them oin diffrent monitors?
Someone cheer me up please, just really need it right now
Bro why
Open the attack box in another tab
Yes, press full screen at the bottom of the AttackBox split-screen Windows and then press the minus button to exit split screen
on the bottom of your attackbox there is an icon that says "view in full screen". it will create another tab that you can move to another chrome window on another monitor
open in a new window and put that one on the other screen
thanks to all
my bed is at -2 degrees
family member dying, so... thank you
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It’s so hot in here because I’ve been using the dryer
oh... that sux... my condolence...
I’m so sorry to hear that
You can call me if you want
condolences
I wish I could help you more 😕
That sounds nice
its too freezing
It’s not cold enough in here
i wish it was warmer
no, please. Im in summer
that's cold af 🥶
its snowing
it was 27 C today
I’m so bored bro
And kinda hangry
I got achy bones in the cold but also can’t deal with the sun
I can deal with the sun but prefer night over everything however, dude I’ve broken too many bones in my life. I’m miserable in the cold.
Legend
Did you see the bastardized attempt to Americanize this? They reused the same jokes etc it was awful
British humor is top tier
Like legit so bad.
I’ve met people in games over the years where I’ll make a jokes and they’re very offended. You get Brits together and it’s savage
British, humor and uncanny ability to “carry on”. Australians, the best shit talkers period can’t even hold a candle to em. Americans, violent with blood lust, its respectable as long as you aren’t on the receiving end of it. That’s my opinion.
i miss being on nightshift so much
Everyday is night shift if you refuse to wake up in the morning :p
I would fit right in Australia
ive begged my boss to let me go onto nightshift
I could not do night shift
One of the things I love about UK, and enjoyed so much living there was the British humour
You guys joked around about installing Norton to remove malware from my cousin's laptop.
Welp. Just diagnosed it. The reason the computer's hosed is because she installed Norton without asking. GG WP
Dude I love my Australian friends they crack me up. Expert trolls.
I did so many that I don't miss them at all 😂
im ready to go back to them
Computers are never truly hosed at least so there is that. Worse case scenario back up data and reinstall
Also I have a habit of casually using the C word 100 times a day which is offensive to most people.
Sounds like a skill issue tbh
Idk, would spend more time trying to clean it than to just reimage. I'm not getting paid and already spent 5 hours on it so
I was about to say who the hell install norton 😉 😂
Nooby scrubs. Nooby scrubs...
Me and my Ukrainian friend were watching combat footage and there was this Aussie team that just got done being engaged in a brutal trench fight. They cleared the trenches and this Aussie dude walks over an expired combatant and goes “bad day at the office m8?”
That’s the kind of shit I’m talking about
Aussies are next level shit talkers
a few months back, IDK why my sister installed one of those clean software and messed with the windows registry, she told me my laptop doesn't boot 😂
Oof. RIP. The normies just don't know. Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette
I'm sure she's learned her lesson
yep I told her, next time if you install shit that you don't know how to use it you'll deal with that 😂
I want an omelette now.
I booted with a pendrive with Linux, copied all the important files on her laptop and reinstalled windows, I tried the windows recovery function but it was useless
Brb installing Norton omelette maker
It is almost always useless I find.
That does sound good
I'm not surprise after all is windows 😉 😂
You've instilled paranoia like a proper sibling would
I like Denver omelettes. Not sure what it would be called elsewhere but those with some salsa on it. Shieeeeet.
When I was in the ARMY and in training they wouldn’t let us have omelettes and as soon as I was done with basic and could eat them I would rather everyday lol
Nuuu. She's lucky to have you as a sibling! I've tried Window's System Restore before and it did nothing. But still good to create restore points just in case
man I even annoy the mail 😦
Restore points are also useless they can also and often do bring over infection.
If your system is compromised it’s almost always a better option to format and reinstall over trying to “fix it”
You never know quite how deep it goes and in the time spent of maybe clearing it, you might as well have done a fresh install.
I worked many years as a technician and tech support, so no issue, but I can't charge her 😂 😛
No omelettes in training? Must be Russian spies.
Haven't heard of Denver omelettes, but I really want one now. With avacado
Exactly.
Nope we only were allowed regular scrambled eggs :/
Well she at least owes you a solid.
restore points not always works, and even if they work. I don't trust them, I'm kind of paranoid like that 😂
That's lame. WhAt tHe HecK U.S. army?? I'll never enlist now. They wouldn't want me anyways
@jade wing I often use clonezilla to clone partitions
Yassss. Mr. Robot and Halt & Catch Fire
it takes skills to make a perfect omelette
Or it turns into scrambled eggs
mr robot is so robotic
I remember from my time working in kitchens
I especially like the dark circles under his eyes
Yes US army basic. You are on a strict diet during basic at least we were when I was in. I idea if it’s changed. It’s been many moons. This was also for infantry and on a base notorious for being hard asses
Making him edgy
funny thing happened, i opened BalenaEtcher on my mac to make Kali USB for my old laptop but it crashed then said to mov eit to trash as it could be malware. i used this software before and checked it long ago. so i moved it to trash and just found another USB which had ParrotOS
that is so hot,
That’s how dance
looks 90s not 80s
disco stew
I’ve been told I’m ok at dancing before all jokes aside. I’m fairly sure they thought I was special and felt bad for me.
Dang. You made it through tho 🫡 Honorific
stealth he wants you
I want him
That man’s eyes are going to pop out of his head
Buddy needs some sleep
Facts, straight tweaking
how do i start learning using thm?
i want to be red team and i learn best hands on please if anyone can point me to the right direction it be great
just like you can with Morgan Freeman
That’s how I approach guys at the club
I know how to dance Tango and waltz
blink 182 ! i used to listen to them
Just go through the paths, start with pre sec then go cyber sec 101 then go down from there
How new are you to security? If you don't have experience i would recommend starting with the Pre Security or the Cyber Sec 101 paths
Kidding I don’t go clubbing 🤣
All the.. small things.
completly
ALL THEEE SMALL THINGGSSS
take off your pants and jacket
Damn 😆
Start with the pre security path and take your time with it. I found keeping notes to be helpful
She left me roses by the staiirrrrrs.
whats my age again?
thanks ill have a look
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Anyone know a site that shows me some CVEs that I can find bugs for that do not provide a reward? I'm looking to get started without going for the bugs that the veterans are hacking
Everyone would just sing SAY IT AINNTT SOO
I WILL NOT GO
i think intigriti has something, not sure
When people ask me how old I am and I actually have to think about it
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
i reply with error: file not found
I’ve legit missed a birthday before and then been surprised on my next birthday. That’s how old I am :/
carry me ~
Ah well I do not celebrate my birthday
CARRY ME HOME
ha
Any recommendations for a VPS provider that is cheap, secure, and doesnt has a ToS that claims they own everything you do?
Self host my friend
Nanannanannaannananaaaa
Doesn't need to be reliable, just need it as a backup
mr robot goes brrr
Hmm. Maybe. A little more work to set up though
I’d let him warm me up
🧅 network , it uses 🧄 routing
I give approximations in age now. I.e “I’m almost X.” Much easier that way.
Me when I disassociate
I wish I was born a few years earlier because then I would've hit the job market at the right time
you can both microwave computer storage devices togther!
The fact that there’s people out there who find shrek attractive means everyone’s got a chance in life
@sick lance PMed you
Perhaps. But I also have plenty of friends that attempted and failed miserably because they didn’t have an aptitude for it.
think that is mythology, older folks are not in a gold prize zone as far as i know
Scrubz is likely asleep
I don’t know man I feel like I nailed it timelines wise but even with that being said, market is rough for everybody right now. The whole market is bad.
Has a donkey for a friend. I mean what’s not to find attractive?
think you agree with me
I do.
only a few ones that were the pioneers and really good
Yeah when you put it like that
havent watched shrek in ages
I mean have you seen dudes award winning smile?
Good news you can now watch shrek in its entirety in .gif format. Sped up for your consumption
Reminds me of that trend recently where people stick characters into a cake that they find attractive
one clever way to get a job is to contribute to open source , i have seen some people get work by that way. they contribute to a code base
I sure hope it is a myth because people are making it out like comp sci graduates are gonna be living in cardboard boxes 😭
Legit the coldest antagonist in movie history
puss in boots was nice
Dude is my hero.
the best one IMHO 🙂
mi pelicula favorita de momento
comp sci degree is valuable degree, who else is gonna learn COBOL to keep legacy tech running?
pero la parte 2
That box is 5k in cali. Check your privilege.
Most cardboard boxes i know don't come with wifi
50k*
english only please (por favor solo ingles)
No one wanted to fess up
i like the other characters who had lots of puns, gingerbread man
50k to buy, 5k to rent.
But it has convenient access to the sidewalk. I mean the amenities alone make it worth.
If you want the deluxe cardboard box that comes with a change cup, sign and sharpie included, the price increases to 120k or 10k/mo for added convenience fees
australia, where everything is out to kill you
I love Australian wines 🙂
Just remember to tip your landlord. He worked very hard to build and maintain that cardboard box
30% tip required.
i am against tip culture
Evicted
I can honestly say I think most people are
indeed, it's out of control
it has been abused way too much. it means nothing now
You have been banned from /cali
I only give traditional tips (delivery, bars, taxi/car, etc.)
No random cash registers
When I'm asked to tip 30% to the subway worker who was going to make my sandwich anyway
long as its not Kali haha
Look you do an exceptional job I take care of you and make sure to foster that relationship. I tip my yard workers and maids very well
I've had a couple where the choices are 15, 20, 25%. I scroll around until I find the manual entry and type 0
nvm
Same with my pest control guy
Canadian news investigated how often tips actually go to the workers, only a small % actually do
But if you half ass your job and existence get out of my face with that tip crap
I always tip direct from my hand to theirs so I know damn well they got it and it’s from me because I appreciate them and their hard work.
The right way to do things
I forgot two more traditional ones. Barbers and car washes
tips often go to managers
I'll tip the barber if it goes to them but not the car wash. 90% of those are automatic these days
I hand the tips to the barbers and car wash people. I don't put them in the bucket
Though if the bucket is at the entry, the people doing the work don't know if you tipped anyway
I only tip waiters in restaurants, and when the service it's really good. I've been a waiter and shift manager so I know good service when I see it
cash is one way around this the tip prompting that goes on
Same. I have had the same barber for like 10 plus years. It’s this Asian lady and the only person I will let near my hair. The cut costs 40. I give her 100 every time I see her. I get my hair cut like once a month. It’s not a ton, but I love my barber and want her to be ok. Our families like know each other she cuts all my kids hair etc. love that shop.
Love to see people taking care of each other
I’ll tip ONLY if the service is good. If not I won’t and I black list them from my go to spots so that it’s fair.
Tip culture should not be forced
too many parties every day
I was partying from thursday to tuesday last to this week, so yeah, my sleep be messed up, and now I tried to fix, but nope
and also I got on adhd meds, so that's also not been good with sleep
I love a good sleep schedule when I got it
sleep is fragile, handle with care
Good sleep schedule is definitely a top 20 thing of all time
I woke up at 3am the other day to drive 16 hrs to Erie and I haven't been right since
i never cared for partying in my 20s
usually I have a good sleep schedule, but 5-6 days in a row of going to sleep at >4 am every day it messes up
for sure
I went clubbing from 18 to 22 and the thought that made me go home was “I could be playing league rn”
I'm in my 20s and I don't wanna party, I want a good job and a house and a family
Technically, it's not. But many people feel guilty. I know people have gone on about inflation. I don't know why they overlook paying 15-30% all over the place.
yeah, understandable, but when you go to CCC, then it's parties
This is true
when i was at clubs i found it waste of time, bunch of people who have no interest and are superficial morons
I've done my fair share of partying. Love Parade, burning man, Ibiza, Ayia Napa, etc. But not anymore, been there done that 🙂
@grizzled wing I don't care for it either. Productive stuff is usually the move.
i would party too when around hackers, it would be hard to avoid the temptation
yeahhh
defcon party 🙂
when 1/4th of the convention goes partying it's quite the norm
why party when you are born to be alone on your computer?
Me fr
drink all the beer and hack all the things vibes
I lowkey prefer studying to a party
oh well, it's 4 am, time to design livery for my bike
happy times
My ex was super into all the materialistic shit. He even admitted to getting a traditional ring so other people wouldn’t judge him.
@chilly veldt Stay safe
I don't need expensive concert tickets when I can kick on my favorite songs and have a concert in my room while being productive
huh?
bc you have a bike?
that is the people i have 0 interest in, just waste of oxygen
yeah, I don't drive recklessly
omg yes! i i turn on strobe light and dance in my own party, very fun every time
He really is. He cares more about what people think than how people feel.
Didnt mean to come off rude sorry!
no worries, I understand, I was just a lil confusing
i like the saying "what others think of you is none of your business"
Admittedly I've had to work on this before
Doing much better with it now cuz i realize the right people will find me regardless of what I have
If you would see me on the street I look like an average person 😂 I love to spend my money on tech, food, wine and travel 🙂
no, for sure definitely was random, I guess lol.
Faaacts. I met someone who was the opposite of him and fell inlove the same day 🤣
its alife journey, especially since so many factors contribute to such thinking , school education etc
was it mr robot, cuz he dont care, he be hackin'
I think for me it was just being on a certain side of the internet too much
Watching people flex their money and all that, 17 yr old me couldn't believe it lol
I’m not with that guy
and now you have a TOML file detailing your criteria
But I’m still clear on what I want now
I've cut out a lot of social media recently and it's made such a tremendous impact for me
if i was online as much i am now when a teen i would have gotten in trouble so glad i didnt
Yeah I hope he found traits in me that he liked too
Before we went our separate ways
i am sure you can find it out what they were, one being your stealthiness
Yeah one thing that really hit me deep was the fact he stood up for me and defended me.
I was about to and some how I pulled myself back in
Creepy thing is you know those hackers that were stalking me. They approached me pretending to be them
20+ years ago the internet was different for sure, it was easy to find trouble
Pretending to be that guy I liked
I just remembered I don't have proper pictures of my bike to create livery from
gn everyone
damn and creepy
The issue with that is, when you’ve been on the pc for so many years you can tell who people are just from the way they type
I knew it wasn’t him instantly
I would recognise him in every life time
the emojis is my thing for sure 🥦
i do think my emojis use bother NinjaJames, its my guess
yea, for social engineering attacks
Yeah you can tell from emoji
I think bell pepper is an appropriate emoji to use
I'm talking 1995 internet, a lot of forums, IRC a lot of sketchy people
yea, 1995 was wild west !
Yah that stalker was a creep because he knew he could never be him 😆 so he played pretend
what is glhf?
Good luck have fun
ah haha
amateur hour at pretending
My name used to be demon and this bitch named himself demon2
i did a apt search moo there are some results
so clever ! not even daemon haha
Just shows you how obsessed this person was with me
and now you have a perfume , thanks to calvin klein
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Bzzz
hah
It’ll get down to -1 degrees Fahrenheit later tonight
i use Celsius
In Celsius that's really freaking cold
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I need them to ask me why I didn’t chose them so I can hold a mirror up
That’s less than -18 Celsius
aww Jake has 2 thanks in the bag
ah, its colder than that where i am
We're gettin there
Do you live in Antarctica
Had -28*C on Thursday, car wouldn't start, water froze. 🥲
i do live north
Canada?
Car never even had a chance 💀
you forgot to plug in your car
Try breathing on it
It was around -10 the day before, didn't expect it to turn that cold 😂
that is fair, touche
Just get a battery with 2000 cold crank amps you'll be good (i dont even think they make those)
crank it
I'm honestly with GNU-Rex, someone take me to Spain or something
Dude my battery died on me in December and it was only 45F 🙄 not even that cold
GNU Rex knows Spain
Yes, I've been many times
the rain that falls in its plain
Also I speak Spanish 🙂
also a slackerware
I've been wanting to learn Spanish
🦖 is a vinophile
I got to like A1 or A2 proficiency on Duolingo and then I stopped 😭
My feet are cold
ever see that funny video of the duolingo bird fighting people in a bar?
No, where?! I need it
ill find it
it wasn't my language of choice, probably I'd never learn it, if I wouldn't have born in Argentina 🙂
Is Argentina nice? I've always wanted to see South America
nice to visit, not so nice to live there 😂
I saw a show about Argentinian food and it looked so good
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@karmic hemlock
I find Italian or French more romantic than Spanish
best meat in the world no doubt about it. Asado FTW 🙂
flashing gif
I love Swedish and Norwegian
on my census survey for languages i put python
Never knew I needed a Duo pub crashout in my life but I'm happy about it
i never tried duolingo so its just funny for me
Based
I'm not saying is not nice, but some languages like german or russian, even if you're saying the most romantic shite, it sounds like a curse, in italian or french everthing sound sweet 😂
I should find my 2024 recap it was so subtly threatening it was funny
is it squared?
not me, never been a user
A sentient green owl that knows every world language would be horrifying
does it know Klingon?
the translation thing never worked for me, in any of the languages I speak
yes
for real?
yeah
yeah its a language
damn
I don’t get it
only a few phrases
jokes aside, don’t use Duolingo solely if you want to learn a language
you said "based" and i dont get what that is meaning, so i went with a math pun
oh ok, less cool then
Oh it kinda means “nice” or “well done”
ah ok
I don't 😂 😛
typosquatting du0ling0
I would try to see where that would take me if I didn't care very much about my computer
I'd say I know quite a bit, but not all 🙂
Are you a polyglot?
