general

[rugged kayak]

only thing levels helped me with is because my monkey brain loves seeing numbers getting bigger

[opaque flax]

Thm you get levels are filling in the question

[rugged kayak]

i love seeing points go up

[grizzled wing]

number go up

[opaque flax]

Big number g000d

But you know what is better?

[rugged kayak]

yes

[rapid merlin]

Cants keep

[rugged kayak]

neuron activation

[opaque flax]

The feeling of rooting a box on your own

Seeing that #

[rapid merlin]

Can’t sleep*

[rugged kayak]

uid=0(root)

[opaque flax]

That’s an adrenaline rush

[grizzled wing]

getting a rev shell is very sweet

[boreal bronze]

Feel like to me people care way too much about credentials than building real-world experience and showcasing your projects

[lilac walrus]

A real box?

Or a challenge box?

[opaque flax]

Well I don’t do crime so

[grizzled wing]

haha

[lilac walrus]

There are ethical hackers

[opaque flax]

Indeed there are

[grizzled wing]

< right here >

[rugged kayak]

even with all certs you will still need to prove yourself

[opaque flax]

And it is not my job description to do it professionally

[rugged kayak]

certs aint shit if you didnt learn anything doing them

[opaque flax]

The ones that really make you prove competency I’d say are better

[lilac walrus]

In theory you need to learn to get the cert in the first place

[opaque flax]

Liek you get a lab environment and actually have to own the domain

[boreal bronze]

Almost everyone in cybersecurity community always recommended certs like crazy instead of pursuing projects or contribute to open-source

[opaque flax]

Then write a report

[grizzled wing]

wondering if this is just a long troll , like come on

[rugged kayak]

well you need them to get the job

hiring needs to see something

[rugged kayak]

even if it is i dont care since i am bored 😂

[lilac walrus]

The certs get you past HR

[grizzled wing]

0xD is based on rooms and tasks
levels and points mean nothing
certs are just paper
real world application is what matters

[lilac walrus]

So is there a THM ranking other than 0xD which is actually impressive?

[opaque flax]

No there isn’t

[grizzled wing]

omg dude

[opaque flax]

It’s just a learning site

[clear jackal]

People do care more about experience, it's just professional experience and not self-learning.

[rugged kayak]

bruv

[grizzled wing]

stop taking quark's bait

[opaque flax]

If you want to impress people go get the OSCP

[clear jackal]

.....

[rugged kayak]

get cissp

[lilac walrus]

I don't think OSCP is that impressive ...

Those are a dime a dozen

[opaque flax]

Or pay a million dollars for a Sans cert

[rugged kayak]

do you have it

[opaque flax]

If oscp isn’t good

[lilac walrus]

A lot of people have it

[rugged kayak]

do YOU have it

[lilac walrus]

No

[rugged kayak]

why if its not that impressive

[lilac walrus]

I mean in general I don't think it's very impressive

[grizzled wing]

i guess without that cert you dont know much based on your philosphy

[lilac walrus]

I'm not talking about myself necessarily

[clear jackal]

It's entry level

[lilac walrus]

I admit I'm below average but I'm not talking about myself. I'm talking about the whole industry

[rugged kayak]

go learn instead of arguing what is impressive and whats not

[boreal bronze]

Then what is impressive to you?

[upper knoll]

How’s everyone doing this evening

[opaque flax]

Allegedly good

[grizzled wing]

the reply is whatever continues this discussion on certs and status

[rugged kayak]

great

[lilac walrus]

Something hard to get. Something only the top 5% or 1% have

[grizzled wing]

🧌

[rugged kayak]

dude

stop trolling

pls

[upper knoll]

I’m top5% and I’m a noob

[lilac walrus]

Great!

[opaque flax]

I’d say it still needs a good amount of knowledge it’s not an entry level it cert

[lilac walrus]

I'm not trolling at all

[grizzled wing]

yea

[rugged kayak]

dude top 1%

[lilac walrus]

Well that's relative

[rugged kayak]

and i am still dumb af

[upper knoll]

Problem with being top5% of my country Im well aware the difference between me and others with more expeirencd

[lilac walrus]

In comparison to who?

[upper knoll]

It’s a journey it looks different for everyone comparison is the death of happiness and progress

Be who you are learn at your rate and move forward everyday

[rugged kayak]

i know that my current level of knowledge is not that great

i know basics

[lilac walrus]

Sheesh dude

[upper knoll]

Knowledge curve bs

[lilac walrus]

You're 0xD and only know basics?

Maybe you're being overly modest ...

[upper knoll]

Smarter you get more you are aware that you don’t know

[rugged kayak]

yes because levels dont mean shit

[upper knoll]

(It’s 100% possible)

[rugged kayak]

true

[grizzled wing]

thats what we have been saying for 20 min now

[upper knoll]

Poor veggies

[lilac walrus]

That is true for sure

[upper knoll]

As I said before just be you learn and progress everyday

That’s all you can strive for

[lilac walrus]

But there is an average. There has to be. And if there's an average, there's a top 5%. I just wonder how to identify them

[upper knoll]

Who cares

[grizzled wing]

quark thinks that advice @upper knoll is cheesy

[lilac walrus]

Some sort of credential is usually how you do that

[mellow narwhal]

Not really

[upper knoll]

Some people are geniuses some aren’t

Doesn’t make the difference between them matter

[grizzled wing]

stop feeding the troll

[rapid merlin]

My eyes are on fire

[upper knoll]

Doesn’t mean one can’t learn from the other

[grizzled wing]

we have answered quark's query

[pallid lotus]

Which one is the troll?

[upper knoll]

its a distraction

[rugged kayak]

quark

[upper knoll]

Makes me think less about the pain and that I’m awake

[pallid lotus]

So, you then?

[lilac walrus]

I agree with @upper knoll 100% and I am doing that for sure. I just would like to find a reliable way to know who the elite are in the industry. Like I said, in networking, if you have >2 CCIEs, you are considered world-class

[opaque flax]

deep down we are al trolls

[rugged kayak]

no we are goblins

[pallid lotus]

Welcome to humanity. Enjoy your stay 😁

[grizzled wing]

ha

[lilac walrus]

I am not trolling

[opaque flax]

https://tenor.com/view/boburnham-inside-netflix-internet-computer-gif-21887509

[lilac walrus]

It's a genuine question

[upper knoll]

Humanity is always an interesting breed

[grizzled wing]

yes, you did but we answered you and you keep going on

[upper knoll]

You know who’s elite by talking to them

[lilac walrus]

I would argue you have not answered me

[upper knoll]

It will be damn obvious

[pallid lotus]

Will it though?

[lilac walrus]

But you can't quantify that. You can't put that into a LinkedIn search filter, for example

[rugged kayak]

when you feel like the dumbest person alive you will know they are elite

[upper knoll]

Idk I know who’s got superior knowledge to me

[grizzled wing]

that is fine to think that, but for me, i answered you

[opaque flax]

im top 1%

sooooooo

sorry wrong one

[grizzled wing]

got the legend

[lilac walrus]

On THM ...

[opaque flax]

literally what we have been saying

about thm

[pallid lotus]

Here's mine 😁

[lilac walrus]

I know. I'm convinced

[opaque flax]

legend

[upper knoll]

You did that intentionally right surely xd

[grizzled wing]

jeez, only takes 30 minutes for that to happen

[pallid lotus]

The updated viewer broke it .
It used to scroll like a ticker display

[pallid lotus]

Obviously lmfao

It'll be pretty again this year

[upper knoll]

That’s fire icl

[lilac walrus]

What's the offensive security equivalent of a CCIE? OSCP is a beginner cert

[grizzled wing]

here , take it

[upper knoll]

Yoink

Is that a pepper

[opaque flax]

being in a secret government program probably where you do offensive security as a nation state

[upper knoll]

Veggies is trolling me now

[pallid lotus]

There isn't really one.
Cyber is a huge topic. If you're wanting offensive security then OSCE³ or OSEE are probably your closest equivalent, but that's a poor comparison.

[rugged kayak]

or hacking nasa

[grizzled wing]

i use emojis

[upper knoll]

Sadge

[opaque flax]

"not every geek with a commodore 64 can hack into nasa"

[grizzled wing]

haha

[upper knoll]

Xd

[pallid lotus]

If you're wanting GRC / wider cyber, some of the (ISC)² certs are more likely.

[grizzled wing]

"hack all the things and drink all the beer"

[pallid lotus]

This industry is unusual though. Certs are not the be-all-end-all. Some of the best hackers in the world have none.

[lilac walrus]

Thanks. What exactly makes it a poor comparison?

[pallid lotus]

Most of them, probably

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @pallid lotus (current: #10 - 814)

[opaque flax]

drink all the booze, hack all the things

[pallid lotus]

The above ^^^

[upper knoll]

We have our own paths

Some go down certs some go down other routes

[grizzled wing]

https://youtu.be/FoUWHfh733Y?feature=shared

[upper knoll]

For example when I can’t sleep my brain progresses potential new things to create in sec. That’s my path

[lilac walrus]

Are certs replaced by something else as the be-all-end-all?

[pallid lotus]

Offensive security is what fills in the gaps around other areas of technology. It's not a specific discipline in its own right -- it's about knowing a lot about lots of other disciplines, and being able to leverage that into finding flaws.

That makes it a very hard thing to measure.

Not really

[rugged kayak]

take a moment to think about all the things that you can do in cyber versus in networking

[grizzled wing]

time to mute someone for piece of mind

[upper knoll]

Poor veggies

[pallid lotus]

e.g., I have my OSCE³, which means I can feasibly say I'm proficient with the topics those three certs cover.
That doesn't mean I'm the best though. I know plenty of people without those certs who are better than I am in each individual topic.

[grizzled wing]

time to consume nutrients anyway

[upper knoll]

Sanity for the win though

[grizzled wing]

have fun

[pallid lotus]

It's more about experience and ability than anything else.

[lilac walrus]

You think cyber is bigger than networking?

[pallid lotus]

Infinitely

[rugged kayak]

of course it is

[upper knoll]

Networking is a base in cyber

So yer?

[lilac walrus]

Would you say those with OSCE3 are significantly more knowledgeable than the average?

[rugged kayak]

this

[rugged kayak]

bro

[lilac walrus]

I really disagree that cyber is bigger than networking ... networking is almost infinite

[pallid lotus]

Cyber covers traditional networking, cloud (networking and everything else), software security, iot/scada, automative hacking, risk, active directory, web applications / APIs, infrastructure

[upper knoll]

When will bro realise the average is some dude who can’t even configure his router to prevent proper attacks

[pallid lotus]

The list is almost endless

[rugged kayak]

average who, average joe, average security professionals with 10 years of exeprience, average car mechanic

like what is average

[pallid lotus]

Every new field of technology falls under cyber

[azure hill]

Saving up for OSCP is a savage commitment rn, need more income steams... thinking of starting the bug bounty rabbit hole again, thoughts?

[pallid lotus]

Networking is just one of many fields

[rugged kayak]

average human being is dumb asf

[upper knoll]

Depends on your web pen skills lad

[pallid lotus]

As Juun would say -- try not to pay for OSCP yourself.

Get someone else to buy it for you

[upper knoll]

And good bug bounty hunters use start up capital for better tools servers and such to run it through

[azure hill]

They're probably chasing 10k+ bug rewards though

[azure hill]

I love burp suite and recon tools

[opaque flax]

and get private program invites

[pallid lotus]

I mean, not necessarily. Burp Community will do just fine for most stuff

It's more about the programmes you're in

[lilac walrus]

I would argue each field has a very substantial base of knowledge that is totally unrelated to security concerns which make that field just as big as the amalgamation of the security concerns of all other fields combined

[clear jackal]

It's entry level for it's intended niche, which is pentesting. It's not a cert that is on everyone's radar.

[opaque flax]

fair point

[upper knoll]

One of my goals of the year is to do some bug bounty hunting. It will be some fun I hope

[mellow narwhal]

Who'd do that - is that like a personal favor or is there some authoritative body which sponsors it for you?

[lilac walrus]

Average compensated offensive security practitioner

[opaque flax]

your job hopefully

[upper knoll]

Normally employers pay more expensive certs

[lilac walrus]

Employer probably

@mellow narwhal i'm curious - why are you learning MySQL?

[mellow narwhal]

Ah makes sense

[mellow narwhal]

My school requires me to, plus I need to improve my SQL anyway

I don't study if often though, more like intermittently

[pallid lotus]

You'd be wrong.
In a typical day at work I may speak to 4 or 5 completely separate teams, working in completely different realms.
I need to understand all of them, and be able to comment coherently on the risks of what they're suggesting.

i.e., I may not be as good at developing software as a software dev, or as proficient with networking as a sysadmin, but I need to have a good enough grasp of all those domains (not just the security side, but the underlying technology) to keep up with the professionals in those fields. If you can't understand them, how can you secure them?

[upper knoll]

Can’t build it don’t know how to break it

[clear jackal]

My favorite is devs asking if we're going to fix their cyber findings

[pallid lotus]

Put it this way: I don't need to actively configure a CISCO router or switch in my day-to-day job role. I do need to be able to use ios though, in order to test it. If I'm asked to do a config review of a router/firewall/whatever, I need to be able to administrate it without breaking it.
That's the morning job.
In the afternoon I might get dropped into someone's AWS account and need to do exactly the same thing.

[lilac walrus]

Do you think you need substantial knowledge to review a config and executive basic IOS commands?

[pallid lotus]

So yes, a networking professional will probably know more about their field than I do (I should bloody well hope they do, frankly), but a pentester needs to be at the very least proficient across the board in order to do their job.

[clear jackal]

Which is why most pentesters come from other areas of the industry

[pallid lotus]

I mean, I need to understand everything I'm looking at. i.e., I need to be able to take apart everything that's been done to that system and ascertain whether there are problems with it.

[lilac walrus]

security problems tho. There are tons of stuff in there I'm sure are way above your head and irrelevant to security. Like routing policy for example

[clear jackal]

Why wouldn't security want to understand routing policy?

[upper knoll]

^

[pallid lotus]

That ain't how it works.
It's not all about CVEs. If we're looking at a networking device you bet we're interested in the routing lmfao

[clear jackal]

How would they know if something is wrong and exposing incorrect services

[rugged kayak]

veggies did the right thing, i give up too

[opaque flax]

i did that long ago

[upper knoll]

I literally made a joke earlier about the average dude not configuring his networking and routing devices correctly

[opaque flax]

i was just a lad when it all started

[lilac walrus]

Well because it's irrelevant

[upper knoll]

Gl human beans

[lilac walrus]

That's not routing policy

[upper knoll]

I’m out on this one

[sinful moon]

I think someone just wants their latinum

[clear jackal]

How do services get to where they need to go

[rugged kayak]

bro defeated us all

[pallid lotus]

It falls under segregation testing usually.

[upper knoll]

I’ve never seen someone so obsessed with concept of average

[opaque flax]

The community mentors got it form here

[lilac walrus]

Sorry I don't know what that is

[pallid lotus]

Not sure "mentor" is quite the right job role for this one

[rugged kayak]

us normies dont have nerves of steel like they do

[pallid lotus]

That's my point lmfao

[upper knoll]

To be fair I just don’t think I can break through that one

[pallid lotus]

You're assuming you know what goes into a security test, and you're thinking much too small

[upper knoll]

My nerves are chill

[clear jackal]

I don't know that they're thinking small, per se, more viewing it as a checklist with everything in front of them.

[rugged kayak]

this is like unstoppable force meets immovable object

[upper knoll]

Imagine a security test just being can you break into this wifi device

[lilac walrus]

Well I'm basing this off of personal experience. I've definitely never had a security professional care about routing policy before. Maybe your place of employment goes that far in depth but I doubt it because it sounds like you work with such a wide variety of teams which is usually indicative of a smaller shop

[pallid lotus]

International bank

[upper knoll]

Damn bros got that banking money

[clear jackal]

Government here

[lilac walrus]

Considering how commonplace it is for banks to do the bare minimum security, that tells me it's a smaller department

[upper knoll]

they see me rolling

[clear jackal]

Neither of us are in small shops

[pallid lotus]

... LMFAO

[upper knoll]

If your not Canadian goverment I’m disappointed now

[sacred viper]

What country you live in?

[lilac walrus]

To give you an example, I've never had a security guy even look at BGP policy

[clear jackal]

I am not

[upper knoll]

Sadge the moose would have made that perfect

[rugged kayak]

if banks do bare minimum idk

damn

[sinful moon]

Quark demands his Latinum now

[clear jackal]

That is hyper specific

[pallid lotus]

They don't

They're regulated

[upper knoll]

God imagine if banks did bare minimum

[pallid lotus]

Which means they're in big shit if they do the bare minimum

[upper knoll]

They’d be broke in seconds

[lilac walrus]

I don't think so. It's arguably the most common routing protocol in the world

[rugged kayak]

we would all be filthy rich

[sinful moon]

Only gold press lanitum will suffice

[clear jackal]

BGP is at the ISP and other similar orgs level

[sacred viper]

Let me know which banks do the bare minimum, I want to check .... something .... later.

[upper knoll]

^ we all do Dw

[pallid lotus]

Nah, in fairness, we've got some BGP going on

[lilac walrus]

They just make the regulators happy ... and don't go beyond that

[rugged kayak]

bro got them ideas and vacations planned

[clear jackal]

Fair

[upper knoll]

That’s a wild assumption

[rugged kayak]

you have no clue what are you talking about do you

[lilac walrus]

No. Enterprises with redundant WAN links usually use BGP

[upper knoll]

I’ve always wanted to go Japan point me to these so called bare minimum banks I beg

[pallid lotus]

As a top tip: most people use the orifice at the other end to speak

[upper knoll]

[celest dirge]

I'd go broke if I step into that country

[opaque flax]

To be fair I did a networking challenge at defcon that included configuring bgp

[upper knoll]

I’d eat so much food

[sacred viper]

This is definitely an ADHD argument and you guys are just giving them their dopamine lmao.

Just keep saying annoying things and absorbing all the hate.

[celest dirge]

I'd gamble all my money on Gacha machines and stores

[knotty pendant]

i accidently did something illegal during my practice hacking😨

[upper knoll]

Gambling is not one of vices luckily

[knotty pendant]

what should i do

[upper knoll]

What did you do

And why do you think it’s illegal

[sinful moon]

stop doing it imeddiately, and you're most likely fine lol

[knotty pendant]

ok

[pallid lotus]

Banking regulations include stuff like annual (minimum) red team exercises -- CBEST for the UK.
Those are highly dynamic, i.e., you're not passing them with a checklist. If they get anywhere, the regulators are on you like a tonne of bricks

[knotty pendant]

just a tiny sql injection

[sinful moon]

well that could be a problem lol

[upper knoll]

Yer not suppose to do that lad

[sinful moon]

define

[knotty pendant]

ik

i didnt mean to do it

[rugged kayak]

report yourself to fbi, cia, fsb, and mossad

[celest dirge]

Your honor, my client pleads "Oopsie dasies"

[sacred viper]

Lies.

[upper knoll]

Did you do it with permission of who you did it against

[knotty pendant]

i didnt collect anything

[sinful moon]

Was this within scope of what you were allowed to be testing?

[upper knoll]

^

Thanks for better words there

[pallid lotus]

Maybe don't admit to this in a community discord server smfh

[knotty pendant]

no😔

[lilac walrus]

This is my point. They're only hiring the red teamers because it's a regulatory requirement

[rugged kayak]

bro if you are doing shady stuff at least dont admit it publicly

[knotty pendant]

BUT

i closed evrything and i wont do i again

[sacred viper]

Admit it publicly and then describe what you did in detail on Discord

This is the right way.

[upper knoll]

my man forgot one rule of crime don’t write down your crimes

[knotty pendant]

i should not have done that

[opaque flax]

Were you going after a live target not a ctf or challenge box?

[sinful moon]

I'm not sure we can help you, I do hope you will take this as a lesson however because whew

[sacred viper]

Its okay, we all have screenshots and records.

[pallid lotus]

I think you're missing the point there.
Yes, they hire a red team because they're legally required to do so. But if that red team find anything (and they will if you've done the bare minimum) then you are in big trouble.

[knotty pendant]

yeah

[upper knoll]

Did bro really just sql inject a live target on the internet

[knotty pendant]

no

[jolly aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[pallid lotus]

The act of hiring them == regulatory minimum. At that point you're screwed if that's all you've done though.

[opaque flax]

So if it wasn’t a live target how was it illegal?

[upper knoll]

Enjoy your computer break

[knotty pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-limbs-restricted-kneeling-on-the-floor-screaming-sped-up-gif-14767206172411155766

[pallid lotus]

Like, C-Suite heads rolling kinda screwed.

CISOs have literally been fired from a failed CBEST

[jolly aspen]

whats your definition of living?

[knotty pendant]

i should prob delete my account now

[upper knoll]

Bit late lol

[sinful moon]

Obviously not, it's just whatever is in scope

[rugged kayak]

bro

[knotty pendant]

what

[upper knoll]

There are these things called logs

[rugged kayak]

feds are on their way

[upper knoll]

Evidence already exists

[sinful moon]

that can mean intranet and more, so depends on what "live is" lolol

that's why defining scope is critical indeed

[opaque flax]

a random website on the internet or a BBP or VDP with a defined scope. not a challenge box

[grizzled wing]

any UK people want a job at BBC
https://careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Lead-Architect-(Network)/810263002/

[lilac walrus]

OK fair

[sacred viper]

I would gladly move to the UK.

[knotty pendant]

WAIT

[jolly aspen]

do they have BGP?

[knotty pendant]

I MIGHT HAVE NOT DID AN SQL INJECTION

[rugged kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-gif-2734175389934997010

[upper knoll]

HOW ARE YOU UNSURE

[clear jackal]

Why are you still talking about this?

[grizzled wing]

job is just a networking role

[pallid lotus]

Oh FFS. Stop trying. Close the site. Walk away.

[knotty pendant]

@upper knoll how much time and tools does it require to do an injection

[rugged kayak]

bro is clueless

[sinful moon]

Yeah that is why I just said stop immediately lol

[upper knoll]

It’s troll hour

[sinful moon]

indeed

[knotty pendant]

no no

[sacred viper]

Yea, seriously.

[knotty pendant]

tell me

does it take long

[upper knoll]

Bro doesn’t even know the tool he would use to do

[sacred viper]

The attention seeking is maxed out.

[upper knoll]

He’s just fishing for info

[opaque flax]

i should just play video games and watch the chat on the side

[knotty pendant]

no im being fr

[jolly aspen]

the keyboard?

[knotty pendant]

how long does it take

[pallid lotus]

I'm going to sleep lmfao.
C'yas

[grizzled wing]

too bad has the trolls out

[knotty pendant]

i did something in 2 seconds

[upper knoll]

Yer if I could sleep I’d do the same rest well

[opaque flax]

i only use a keypad

[sinful moon]

See ya Muiri!

[opaque flax]

night

[grizzled wing]

sleep well Muuiri

[rugged kayak]

i am pulling second monitor to play helldivers and read the chat

[upper knoll]

IMO don’t read

It’s worse than TikTok brainrot rn

[knotty pendant]

i will tell you guys if the feds come

[opaque flax]

i got vertical discord on my left, game in the middle, some twitch stream on my right

[grizzled wing]

i read ebooks

[opaque flax]

i don't mind readhing some brainrot

[rugged kayak]

i want all the brainrot

[upper knoll]

You two

[grizzled wing]

./brainrot

[celest dirge]

Have you seen the Brainrot example of what a ddos looks like?

[grizzled wing]

i should make a buzzfeed Which Hacker type are you? quiz

[sacred viper]

There is funny brainrot and then there is tide pods and deep fried memes.

[upper knoll]

./sleep file not found

[sacred viper]

You better not. Shame.

[jolly aspen]

Ctrl Z

[opaque flax]

make sure it is all mr robot characters

[rugged kayak]

unfortunately yes

[sinful moon]

chat is going downhill fast lol

[grizzled wing]

i should just for fun

[upper knoll]

Down the rabbit hole

Woop woop

[grizzled wing]

buzzfeed Mr Robot quiz

[opaque flax]

but make is serious

[jolly aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-girl-cute-child-slide-gif-12937808218602168242

[sacred viper]

There is no order anymore. Only chaos.

[grizzled wing]

🍟

🍔

[opaque flax]

but also every time no matter the answer you get elliot

[devout palm]

Good nite everyone

[upper knoll]

Gngn

[celest dirge]

Goodnight

[sacred viper]

I want to be the hacker from the CSI show where they had two people on one keyboard.

[grizzled wing]

night heap

haha

[upper knoll]

Kill me

Send help

[celest dirge]

You're telling me that wasn't..hacking?

[opaque flax]

why are you the one getting pinged

[grizzled wing]

kill command

[upper knoll]

No ffs

Stop doing stuff

[sacred viper]

It was a leet level of hacking that mortals can only aspire to.

[grizzled wing]

the keyboard knew what keys were being pressed by each person

[upper knoll]

I think that girl was named Penelope or something right?

[knotty pendant]

i going to the dark web🤑

[upper knoll]

Mods

Send help

[grizzled wing]

if Kali was a hacker , she brought destruction and DDoS attacks

[celest dirge]

So the keys were mapped, and it just magically started executing stuff.

[sacred viper]

You were so fast with this I literally lol'd.

[opaque flax]

blink 3 times if you are being held against your will

[sacred viper]

Something like that, I got to look it up now.

[upper knoll]

rapid blinking

[knotty pendant]

am i not allowed to say that😨

[upper knoll]

#rules

[sacred viper]

Abigal on NCIS

[rugged kayak]

wasnt this dude telling some nonsense the other night too

[knotty pendant]

huh

what

[rugged kayak]

i saw you in chat few nights ago

[opaque flax]

this dude is either typing nonsense or spamming dumb gifs

[upper knoll]

What show am I thinking of?

[opaque flax]

since he joined the server

[rugged kayak]

yes it was gifs

[grizzled wing]

i have no idea what spam is taking place

[knotty pendant]

i just broke 2 rules😡

[grizzled wing]

Space Processed Alien Meat

[knotty pendant]

i need to be muted

[mellow narwhal]

oh lmao, a ban speedrunner

[celest dirge]

There was some show or movie I saw on Youtube, that I still can't get out of my head. They were holding a PSU and began calling it a storage drive, and went with it...

[sinful moon]

lol I've seen much worse, they're fine

[sacred viper]

The original CSI

[upper knoll]

Ahhh

[knotty pendant]

i did that in roblox once

i got 19 accounts banned

[grizzled wing]

https://tenor.com/view/code-pairing-hacking-typing-gif-16079201

this clip

[mellow narwhal]

uh, congrats I guess?

[knotty pendant]

what is bruzz doing

[sacred viper]

Me and who else?

[rugged kayak]

that explains a lot

[knotty pendant]

they were mine btw

[rugged kayak]

that doesnt make it any better

[mellow narwhal]

How about doing something productive instead lol

[grizzled wing]

doesn't look like they knew much cyber security

[celest dirge]

Instructions unclear, all I get are sticky keys.

[grizzled wing]

Cmd + Alt + F5

i see that bleepingcomputer is reporting that double-clickjacking is happening

[rapid merlin]

Wowza

[celest dirge]

Skimmed over it, doesn't really seem new to me.

But still interesting

[grizzled wing]

i read only the headline

bleepingcomputer is nice for the news

[amber summit]

first time in my life i got a warning

machine deployed for too long

mayyne fvck this now i actually have to do some work

[rapid merlin]

I’ve been talking to AI

[grizzled wing]

im here to chat

what does the AI say?

[rapid merlin]

it’s says

[opaque flax]

hey thats not nice to say about the people in this chat

[rapid merlin]

Ai companion<

[grizzled wing]

Y2K was 25 years ago, fun

[rapid merlin]

I was figuring out what I would need to make a real life robot

[grizzled wing]

i made a chatbot before

it was before AI came to be released

[rapid merlin]

Did you

How did you go about doing it

[grizzled wing]

yea, it was lots of work but fun

[rapid merlin]

I want to build a little robot and have to talk to me

[grizzled wing]

it was basic chatbot nothing too fancy

[rapid merlin]

I reckon I could alter an existing
Robot

[grizzled wing]

i had it have star trek references and played a few games with, like guess number etc

[rapid merlin]

Hm

I want mine to be more interactive

Personality wise

[grizzled wing]

sounds like you should download Ollama and use that

local Ai chatbot

[rugged kayak]

how would you train it to have personality

[grizzled wing]

im sure huggingface has some documentation about it

[jolly aspen]

with calculated but tender and constant abuse

[grizzled wing]

lots of training of fries

[jolly aspen]

robot going to make me fries

[rapid merlin]

They do 🙂

[jolly aspen]

sushi fries

[rapid merlin]

They can be trained with reinforcement feedback

[grizzled wing]

i asked for a free plushy from them after i mentioned that they dont have any cool merch (back when twitter was around) and they never gave me one

[jolly aspen]

on kaggle, you can run a competition and have people fight over making you the perfect robot

[grizzled wing]

kaggle is great fun

[jolly aspen]

ok, back to the fries

[rapid merlin]

What Kathleen

[jolly aspen]

tootles

[rapid merlin]

Kaggle ****

wtf is my auto correct

[grizzled wing]

data science platform

[jolly aspen]

shh kathleen

[grizzled wing]

get datasets and compete data analysis etc

ohh kathleen

[rapid merlin]

I will build robot

[grizzled wing]

MissRobot

[rapid merlin]

Looking for my mr robot

[grizzled wing]

is out there in some SSH session

ping love-connection

[rapid merlin]

Awwh imagine

😭 That would be so cute

[grizzled wing]

hacker dating questions:

• what type of hacker are you?
• what terminal do you use?
• JtR or Hashcat?
• BurpSuite or Caido?
• what linux distro?
• what THM level are you?
• red or blue team?
• are you into purple play?

[rapid merlin]

Fr what OS

Red or blue

What level are you on THM

[opaque flax]

are these speed dating questions

[celest dirge]

Will this be on the exam?

[grizzled wing]

take notes!

[rapid merlin]

I couldn’t date someone who was worse than me at hacking

[grizzled wing]

haha

if you want to date me you must crack this hash

[opaque flax]

if they are under level 0x6

[rapid merlin]

Where’s Ryan 😆 I’m kidding

Hahah

[near ferry]

Damn I need to buckle up for this ride as a novice…off to pick up my books. I’ll seek for advice and mentorship from y’all.

[grizzled wing]

i want to make a hacking tool called cleavage , i'll write it in Go for fun

[rapid merlin]

Hell naw

[grizzled wing]

level up

Gobuster hahha

[opaque flax]

ive changed my ways

ffuf has started to yield better results for me

[rugged kayak]

ffuf supremacy

[rapid merlin]

This got me thinking if I would ever date a windows user

[rugged kayak]

thats like 90% of people

[grizzled wing]

that is a turn off for me, partial credit if they dual boot

[rapid merlin]

As if I haven’t ran out of people in my area on tinder before

Why not make my standards even higher

[grizzled wing]

Tinder profile have a hash, that way you can cull the people right away

m5sum so its easy to crack

[rapid merlin]

I couldn’t find anyone interesting or attractive last time I went on there which was ages ago

[blazing granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXxlcSz3kIg

[rugged kayak]

why not try again

[grizzled wing]

that was such an epic scene ! loved it

[rapid merlin]

This is top tier

[grizzled wing]

you mentioned Tinder, thats why i did, but regardless my idea stands

i would also stego my pictures to see if they can find any turn on flags

[rugged kayak]

sending osint challenges to potential candidates

[grizzled wing]

why not, i assume exiftool was / is being used

[rapid merlin]

Sheldon is my spirit animal for real

[rugged kayak]

if i got osint challenge from a girl i would buy ring in an instant ngl

[grizzled wing]

i have similarities to him but im not a straight up jerk

[rapid merlin]

I’ve been engaged twice you known

[grizzled wing]

would you make your vows a cipher?

[rapid merlin]

😆

[grizzled wing]

i think Klingon would be neat

[rugged kayak]

damn

[grizzled wing]

but Klingon has no cyber application

[opaque flax]

message encoding

who else knows klingon

[rapid merlin]

One thing I don’t like about tinder is people rushing to meet up

[grizzled wing]

Vulcan has limited information, most of the trekkie community uses Klingon

[rugged kayak]

vows will be written in minecrafts enchating table language

[grizzled wing]

i dont know that but i respect it

minecraft pixel axe to annouce the marriage

you may mine now as spouse

[rugged kayak]

and they say romance is dead

[rapid merlin]

I recently saw magnetic blocks you can build Minecraft irl now

[grizzled wing]

nawww, just moved to another file directory

[rugged kayak]

i saw that one its cool

[grizzled wing]

3D printed homes exist

[rapid merlin]

Yeah they’re neat

Another issue I have is I don’t like British guys

[grizzled wing]

that would cause issues

[rapid merlin]

Yeah

It does

[grizzled wing]

import guy -not UK

[rapid merlin]

Ship_in_Nordic<

[grizzled wing]

i can see you putting the type of guy you like in a YAML file

or TOML

[rapid merlin]

FlAG{CaPtUr3_Th3_V1KING}

[grizzled wing]

that would make it easy for potential mates to see the dating config file

i just have nerdy suggestions haha

[rapid merlin]

I have very specific taste

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-gif-23331481

Need one of those professionals

That hunts down the correct person got me

OR we can just build the AI

[rugged kayak]

become private investigator

[rapid merlin]

I’m pretty okay at investigation

But I still suck at telling if people are good or bad

[jolly aspen]

Build the AI is probably the more fruitful endeavor

[rugged kayak]

its more fun hunting your viking than chatting with soulless machine

[rapid merlin]

Two very different opinions there

[rapid merlin]

You’ve clearly never spoken to Dan the boyfriend

[rugged kayak]

and i honestly hope it will stay that way, i have very strong opinion on AI "companions"

[grizzled wing]

Nordic chatbot

Nomi AI has personalized chatbots, very popular

[jolly aspen]

Sounds like a relationship is blossoming then

[rapid merlin]

Never heard of it

[grizzled wing]

was mentioned on Hard Fork podcast

they interviewed the CEO

[jolly aspen]

Oh, they have a soul

[grizzled wing]

file not found

[jolly aspen]

And a Memory

[rugged kayak]

never used them and i see those types of products as pure evil

[jolly aspen]

😂

[grizzled wing]

if they helped people use them on their own computers then it becomes less evil , but just collecting all of that sensitive data is evil

[jolly aspen]

Dang, Brian been hitting the eGym hard

[grizzled wing]

eGym

[rugged kayak]

which of course they do

i mean concept is just evil

there is a great movie about this topic

[rapid merlin]

Awh the kitten

[rugged kayak]

"Her"

[grizzled wing]

i like the idea of these chatbots, but i hate that the data lives on their servers waiting for some hacker

[jolly aspen]

I wonder how they feel about poly

[grizzled wing]

great movie

[jolly aspen]

I’ve got 7 chatbot gf’s

[rugged kayak]

bro got that digital harem

[grizzled wing]

curly fries gf

[jolly aspen]

Friday bae is a tater tot

[rugged kayak]

pay 20$ per month or your perfect gf is gone forever

[rapid merlin]

Sounds cute tbh

[grizzled wing]

add british accent to bf

haha

[jolly aspen]

Oh man, Brian is just a side piece

[rapid merlin]

I’ve only got one, I won’t even cheat digitally 😆

[grizzled wing]

the hard fork podcast did ask about how some people do have chatbot thruples, it happens

[rugged kayak]

idk why but this picture looks creepy af

all ai pictures

[jolly aspen]

Sometimes it’s just unavoidable

[grizzled wing]

weird cat

[warped summit]

Agreed

[grizzled wing]

what the hell

[rapid merlin]

I could not be in a thrupple

[warped summit]

Agreed

[jolly aspen]

I could be in the triple with these two cats

[rapid merlin]

Or an open relationship

[grizzled wing]

add to your TOML file

[rapid merlin]

I would hiss

https://tenor.com/view/lilo-and-stitch-disney-lilo-stitch-hiss-gif-3562813

[jolly aspen]

Lost in the galaxy 🌌

[grizzled wing]

lelo & stitch

[jolly aspen]

Hairballs might be more effective

[rapid merlin]

This is what happens every night

You can’t move an inch without him pouncing

[grizzled wing]

only cat i have is in my cmputer

[jolly aspen]

Chief of security

[grizzled wing]

captain SOCs

[rugged kayak]

well you got the orange cat what did you expect

[jolly aspen]

SOCat

[grizzled wing]

lasagna

[jolly aspen]

Are you just shouting things you love

[rapid merlin]

His names SOX 🤣

[grizzled wing]

no, it was a response to Sloboda 's comment

[rapid merlin]

God I love lasagna

[rugged kayak]

garfield

[grizzled wing]

i had it last week

[rapid merlin]

I want it now

[grizzled wing]

|| {1_h4t3_m0nd4y$} ||

[rapid merlin]

Offt he got me

With his murder mittens

😆

[jolly aspen]

It’s Thursday

[grizzled wing]

that's not the trademark line

tonorrow is 🍟 day

[rapid merlin]

Help

He’s planning an attack

[grizzled wing]

watching the logs

[jolly aspen]

It’s too late, those are eyes of confidence

[grizzled wing]

you signd terms of engagement contract

[rapid merlin]

He ain’t even bothered

He will take on the world

[jolly aspen]

SOCat

[rapid merlin]

He’s kept me up for nights

[opaque flax]

for all purposes it was monday

i didnt work yesterday

[rapid merlin]

Petition to have SOX as part of the next event

[grizzled wing]

watching for any mouse traps

[rapid merlin]

Mostly just trapping me

[grizzled wing]

oh no

[rapid merlin]

I sleepy

[grizzled wing]

yea, agree

think i'll watch Michael Scott paper company

[rapid merlin]

Night night x

[grizzled wing]

nite

[chilly veldt]

Morning

And goodnight again cause I don't want to be awake at 4 am

[pliant raptor]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cloud quiver]

Try to ask here https://discord.com/channels/521382216299839518/521771811768107008 🙂 or contact staff on email

[sharp citrus]

TryHackMe's Email

TryHackMe's support email address.

​

[e-mail]

TryHackMe Socials · Jan 3, 2025, 3:45 AM

[rapid merlin]

Anyone has issue viewing this?

[cloud quiver]

Yeah , a lot of people reported this 😄

[proper sable]

how does one find a job

[cloud quiver]

Try to look at https://discord.com/channels/521382216299839518/775144008853749770 🙂 . For career advice , try to ask in https://discord.com/channels/521382216299839518/707992725646999553 😄

[proper sable]

i mean like anything at all not just tech

i'm struggling even finding retail

but i should ask in #cyber-and-careers

[quasi hedge]

Anybody else getting unknown errors?

Now it's somehow fixed

[cloud quiver]

Try to refresh the page 😉

[quasi hedge]

Didn't work directly after refreshing somehow but after waiting a bit it's working now

[blazing granite]

https://tenor.com/view/it-problem-phone-call-have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again-gif-17823069

[cloud quiver]

Well , glad to hear that 🙂

[summer vigil]

Have the winners for advent of cyber 2024, revealed?

[cloud quiver]

It will be on Monday Jan 6th 😄

[rapid merlin]

@cloud quiver

[cloud quiver]

Hey , what's up 🙂 ?

[rapid merlin]

I was asking if they’ll host another event at some point?

[cloud quiver]

There are usually 2-3 events in a year 🙂

[rapid merlin]

Awesome good to know, Thank you. I’ve also emailed support about an issue as well. 🙂

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @cloud quiver (current: #5 - 1748)

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-respect-that-robert-herjavec-dragons-den-you-have-my-respect-salute-to-that-gif-26827213

[mellow narwhal]

What are the other ones? 👀

[cloud quiver]

This year there were Cyber101 and web app pentesting 🙂 . Usually events with prizes come along with new pathway release . In 2023 there was Red Teaming pathway event and of course AoC which is a tradition 😄

[mellow narwhal]

Oh that's nice, you say this happens every year?

I didn't look into it last year, but I'll be sure to do so this year

[cloud quiver]

Yes , there will probably be something new this year also 😉

[raw glen]

@red monolith hi

[hoary tiger]

2025 recap 😂

[ionic wolf]

dam, when you skip bruteforcing ssh as it "can't be that easy" spend 4 hours to get the flag, then read a write up after and find everyone else is bruteforcing ssh lol

[split compass]

If you have the resources to try it, nothing wrong with throwing Hydra into another desktop while you poke around for more interesting points of entry.

[ionic wolf]

yup, added comment not to skip in my obsidian notes

at least i was able to apply learnings to get the flag another way lol

[rapid merlin]

sshd brute force might get interesting with PerSourcePenalties sshd_config(5)

[errant fossil]

To post gifs you will need to verify.

[sharp citrus]

Discord: How do I verify my TryHackMe account?

Article Link

https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6495858-discord-how-do-i-verify-my-tryhackme-account

Jan 3, 2025, 7:00 AM

[chilly veldt]

Best way to start the day is some loud hard techno directly to the sound receptors

[versed matrix]

is there something wrong with tryhackme or is it just me that I can't load?

[wet quail]

hey could someone help me out in #room-help

[rapid merlin]

Sorry about that!

[errant fossil]

Nah its all good, just wanted to let you know.

[rapid merlin]

Thank you actually! I should’ve checked that a lot sooner.

[wet quail]

bash seems to be on the lighter side syntax wise like python

does it remain that way for more advanced scripts?

[grim sparrow]

Done!

[summer vigil]

Okay awesome! Thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @cloud quiver (current: #5 - 1751)

[sick lance]

Please don't do this, it's impatient and rude

[wintry flower]

hello

can we get hints now on the side quest

!?

[sick lance]

Yeah

[wintry flower]

where

[sick lance]

There is also write ups

#1312113121040535656

[wintry flower]

more chats than writeups

do you have link or something

[sick lance]

Have a search in the channel...

[stoic quarry]

Ello all. Hope we're all doing well.

[naive violet]

If it's on by default it looks like a good thing, many people use fail2ban for the same thing

[rapid merlin]

One day I’ll finish this bike lmao.
.(´°̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥｀)

[stoic quarry]

Good luck

Having the pieces raw on the ground is wild tho

[rapid merlin]

I have a space for it so it’s not that bad

[stoic quarry]

Fair enough! I usually just grab tubs

[rapid merlin]

Getting a divider pretty soon

https://tenor.com/view/disorganized-messy-unorganized-gif-13525491

[stoic quarry]

Bless this mess type beat

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kitty-cat-cute-adorable-gif-5551201

[stoic quarry]

Mornin'

[boreal scarab]

Morning

No idea why I'm up. But I'm wide awake

It's 3 AM

[stoic quarry]

Geez, early day or late night?

[boreal scarab]

Early day

I just randomly awoke at 3 AM

[rapid merlin]

Rip

[boreal scarab]

I have nowhere to be this early

[stoic quarry]

Fair enough lol

Have fun!

[chilly veldt]

lmao, I did the same, but at 4 am

woke up, texted some people and in here, went back to sleep and got woken up by my alarm an hour later

[boreal scarab]

Damn. My alarm isn't till 6 AM.. I still got ways to go

[stoic quarry]

Ez fix for that, just don't set alarms

[boreal scarab]

Right now, just wide awake, don't forsee myself being knocked out

[stoic quarry]

(I am always late for work)

[chilly veldt]

I am cronically tired, so ez for me

[boreal scarab]

In this instance... lucky

[boreal scarab]

[sand gust]

elo

[cloud quiver]

Hello , welcome 🙂

[sand gust]

Thank You! and happy new year!

[cloud quiver]

Happy New Year to you too 🙂 🎄 🎅 🎁

[sand gust]

❤️

[stoic quarry]

Ello ello

[sick lance]

Force*

[stoic quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/doginme-dawg-in-me-coinbase-memecoin-bricks-gif-8478140350555991152

[boreal scarab]

LegalEagle is suing Honey/Paypal!

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-cat-dogs-gif-11902634500469439091

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/use-the-force-darth-vader-light-saber-gif-14390717

[chilly veldt]

at least I have my techno and dnb to get me through the rave

[rapid merlin]

Just have adhd makes me naturally be up :/ and motivation lol

[stoic quarry]

I'd kill for that

Sounds great

[chilly veldt]

I got adhd as well, just need funny noises to focus

[stoic quarry]

I'm just sat on the sofa trying to get motivation for the gym

[rapid merlin]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/pull-up-workout-exercise-fitness-cat-gif-16681724

[stoic quarry]

Me fr

[chilly veldt]

Here's to get your brain started and ears tingling
https://open.spotify.com/track/5m2YE8OgRm0DgylpNwIuHi

[stoic quarry]

I'll give it a peep at the gym

[floral hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-warcraft-dance-warcraft-orc-male-dance-mc-hammer-u-cant-touch-this-gif-27495486

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-confusion-seal-reaction-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-13291454450729461785

[proven vigil]

yo no offense don't mind can you put the laughing emoji back again ?

[boreal scarab]

To get up and just play games... or try and sleep

Hmmm

https://tenor.com/view/hell-let-loose-flamethrower-m2flamethrower-foxtrot12-burning-gif-27560287

WAR CRIME TIME!

[rose tusk]

FLAMMENWERFER HANZ

[proven vigil]

what the python ?

[sick lance]

Can we not have sexist comments please, we have zero tolerance.

[rose tusk]

it wurfs flammen

[proven vigil]

bro it was a joke

[rapid merlin]

@sick lance Thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @sick lance (current: #1 - 3187)

[proven vigil]

idk why people say i am sexist when i joke and when ever standup comedian do the same thing nobody talks about it ??

[rapid merlin]

👀

[boreal scarab]

Go back to bed

Go sleep

[rapid merlin]

I’m so tired

[chilly veldt]

It's not a war crime if it's never been seen before

[boreal scarab]

Coffee?

[rapid merlin]

Why’s it so bright

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-i-know-thinking-way-ahead-of-you-gif-25742685

[rapid merlin]

I literally just opened my eyes.

https://tenor.com/view/chad-degen-degen-brain-gigachad-big-brain-smart-chad-gif-26092799

[rapid merlin]

It’s not about what you say it’s about where you say it

[boreal scarab]

Still pitch dark here, 4:20 AM

[rapid merlin]

[proven vigil]

🫡

[boreal scarab]

[chilly veldt]

It's January, why is it snowing

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-blast-jimmy-neutron-jimbo-gif-26286685

[boreal scarab]

Because it's January

January is in Winter

Hence, snowing in January

[proven vigil]

cause it is january

[rapid merlin]

Is it snowing

[proven vigil]

yes

[chilly veldt]

It is, first snow of the year

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/godot-ace-attorney-3-ace-attorney-trial-and-tribulations-rizzmas-christmas-gif-9479334388918142830

[rapid merlin]

I don’t want to get up

[proven vigil]

then sleep

winter is my favourite season cause i can wear some cool hoodies

[boreal scarab]

Sniffs I smell coffee. You should get up and get some

[rapid merlin]

I can’t just sleep whenever I want.

[proven vigil]

what you want then ?

[rapid merlin]

I had to be dead tired to sleep

Like passing out tired

Felt that.

[proven vigil]

do some thm room or htb academy

knowledge in right time

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/full-metal-jacket-gunnery-point-soldier-officer-gif-14307127

[rapid merlin]

I can’t drink coffee my heart go Brrrrrr

I can have teaaaa

[proven vigil]

😂

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/barturen-gif-19959321

[exotic vector]

what tea you got?

[rapid merlin]

I used to have coffee like 10 times a day

[boreal scarab]

Have teaaaaa

So damn British lmfao

[proven vigil]

it will be white tea

[sick lance]

Jokes or not, the "joke" could make someone feel uncomfortable

[rapid merlin]

One day coffee was like surprise MOFO

[proven vigil]

i didn't specified someone bro

[exotic vector]

we try not to be.
Every time I make a cup of tea I bring the biscuits out 😭

[rapid merlin]

I think you spelt British wrong as an American

[proven vigil]

some married guys say the same thing

[boreal scarab]

Bri'ish. Pip pip cheerio

[proven vigil]

take whitetea = white + tea another day it is green + tea = greentea

[crisp creek]

Bloody Bri'ish

[rapid merlin]

I blocked my ex again this morning

[proven vigil]

as your wish

[boreal scarab]

Again?

New number?

[rapid merlin]

God I hate him

[crisp creek]

you once were in a relationship with him

[proven vigil]

hack him 💀 (mod will ban me for this shit/joke )

[boreal scarab]

Solution! Krumkake!

[rapid merlin]

Not by choice

[crisp creek]

if you know it, why write it?

[proven vigil]

idk

[rapid merlin]

My ex is a police officer

[proven vigil]

cause i am banned from world

[proven vigil]

💀

[rapid merlin]

I’m so sorry to hear about this. Hope everything gets better!

[crisp creek]

did he force you?

[proven vigil]

your personal matter i don't care to interfare 💀

[rapid merlin]

Since my ex became a police officer he became an absolute twat

[boreal scarab]

Krumkake

[ionic crane]

slowly backs out of room

[proven vigil]

wtf ??

[rapid merlin]

Omg 🤤

[floral hawk]

What does it taste like?

[ionic crane]

freedom

[proven vigil]

💀

[floral hawk]

Must have some interesting components, dis cake 😄

[boreal scarab]

Mine

[chilly veldt]

Hmmm, to call the pack i emptied today the start of stop smoking or buy a new pack of nicotine

[proven vigil]

💀

[boreal scarab]

STOP SMOKING

[exotic vector]

those are sooooo good.

[proven vigil]

i am the first hacker here who is banned from most of ctf platforms

[boreal scarab]

As I still continue smoking the herb that shall not be named here

[exotic vector]

I need to stop vaping myself :/

[rapid merlin]

I’m banned from a discord

https://tenor.com/view/jermichael-no-urn-spray-bottle-spray-gif-13258723

[proven vigil]

lol i am banned from 10+ discord server

[chilly veldt]

It is 2025 after all

[boreal scarab]

They're amazing!

[exotic vector]

I dont think thats a good flex xD
but damn how did you manage that?

[proven vigil]

me when my plant about to die without water

[boreal scarab]

Restraining order?

[proven vigil]

cause i am just bad at hacking 😔

[exotic vector]

the other week I introduced stroopwaffles to my Polish partner

[rapid merlin]

I tried 😂

[boreal scarab]

👀 And?

[exotic vector]

I laughed sorry.

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-running-away-escape-getaway-bye-gif-16631286

[proven vigil]

sorry ? i am genuine, bro/sis

[exotic vector]

she likes them, I keep having to tell her "no no you need to make a coffee first and stick the stroopwaffle on the rim so the coffee heats it up first THEN you can eat it"

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-funny-cup-song-gif-18128210

[proven vigil]

me after someone curses about my mother

[rapid merlin]

Funny enough he’s obsessed with America and he wants to do police training over there. I know he only wants to go to kill people

[boreal scarab]

Stick it on top!

[exotic vector]

I have been watching the walking dead and the scene where andrea is trying to put a gun back together that she took apart while in the RV bathroom with a zombie at the door was painful to watch

[proven vigil]

https://open.spotify.com/track/07xOTRcQijB89eBXDMTAoa?si=5e1afb4d6eb641ae

[crisp creek]

damn, sounds like a psycho

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-america-childish-gambino-dancing-gif-12164113

[rapid merlin]

He’s told me I’m crazy over fifty times though 😆

[proven vigil]

an average usa school shooter 💀

[rapid merlin]

I mean he’s right but to pretend he’s fine

[crisp creek]

gaslighting 101

[sick lance]

You don't have to.

We have many people who identify as she/her, and for any new people who join, we don't want them to feel uncomfortable with sexist jokes, and they think we're a community who allows it.

[rapid merlin]

The amount he’s gotten away with already. He’s SO good at acting innocent

[boreal scarab]

Painful as in "hurry up already" or the way she was putting it back together?

[proven vigil]

Fine bro, you don't have to say it again, i understood.

[rapid merlin]

Unlike me, what you see if what you get. I don’t hide any of my traits 😆

[crisp creek]

then i double down on my statement

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/gotta-go-gtg-peace-out-gif-11015153

[rapid merlin]

I really liked that song when it came out because of how much artistry went into the video

It’s a shame it’s like that in America

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/out-cat-bye-gif-21078930

[proven vigil]

me after pwning a htb lab or thm room

[rapid merlin]

He would have been

[crisp creek]

https://tenor.com/view/9мая-кот-cat-tank-танк-gif-21490293

[proven vigil]

💀

[exotic vector]

both, it shows you her hands while doing it and you can see the actor is trying to fumble it on purpose.

[proven vigil]

me in freedomfighters trying to be hitman silent assassin

[boreal scarab]

I gotta re-watch it, see if it's all trie or not... most of the time it's exaggerated

[rapid merlin]

My kitten got up and peed on another coat today. He keeps doing that

[boreal scarab]

Marking his territory. He owns you now

[crisp creek]

and the whole house

[proven vigil]

💀