general

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hiddleson-onejob-one-job-you-gif-12206874

[split compass]

Hope it's not too painful with little hurdles like deprecation.

[sick lance]

Pot kettle black, you're on here too much to do your job.

[whole gazelle]

basic pentesting, pickle rick those were cool

[exotic vector]

I had to figure out how to have a shared file for virtualbox, and a lot of the extra stuff I need to get for the target vm I had to find and then drop it into the shared folder so I can open it on the target lol

[visual grotto]

how do you get the cafe thingy

[boreal scarab]

Maybe my job is very laid back, maybe I'm not doing much because nothing is needed to get done.

[mossy river]

Hm?

[sick lance]

Or somebody else is picking up your slack

[boreal scarab]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Never 👀

[split compass]

That's at least good practice for common staging and exfil 🙂

[signal roost]

Ok just uploaded it on THM, will dive into it, thanks bro

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @whole gazelle (current: #951 - 4)

[glass nest]

And heres me with a 1.5hr drive each way, in order to do 20 mins of work in one of the shops

[boreal scarab]

Coffee time

[whole gazelle]

no problem fella

[visual grotto]

@sick lance there is this cafe thingy how do i get it?

[glass nest]

Zumi - But did you think outside the box?

[gray plover]

hi!

[whole gazelle]

5*(number) + (number) = 98878

[exotic vector]

Yeah I decided that I was going to do learning from thm and from a book and set up a semi realistic home lab environment so I can practice and break things

[glass nest]

Soo... someone has asked me to team up with them for the AoC. Now i gotta do like an hour of THM per day in order to dust off the cobwebs 😄

[half girder]

42, no matter what 😛

[whole gazelle]

THE MEANING OF LIFE!!!

SAME HERE!!!

[glass nest]

Not the meaning. just the answer

[whole gazelle]

in what lang u doin aoc bro

[whole gazelle]

sorry mb!

damn bro

sorry to hear that

[sick lance]

I have no idea what you're on about...

[glass nest]

Are you a secret cafe owner? Is it that club from Hackers (1995)?

[whole gazelle]

you can't iterate over an array without performance issues

[half girder]

of... hackstock? xD ah wait, that wasnt the club

[rose plank]

Hello, there is a way to download output files of procmon and wireshark on room "Dunkle Materie" to work on my own computer ?

[sick lance]

It's not advisable to take file from the intended machines, incase something goes wrong, THM won't be liable for any damage caused.

[mossy river]

If they're not attached to the task or within the task description, no.

We usually lock specific content to the AttackBox or VM for your safety 🙂

[half girder]

@cloud quiver may i dm?

[glass nest]

Jabba, Any progress on Vodafone-gate?

[exotic vector]

I'm doing aoc solo

[sick lance]

Good choice.

Only one person in a team can win the prizes anyway.

[glass nest]

probably do the rooms solo, But the side-hustle... although I 100% know i'll get blood, Might be fun to collab with someone

[sick lance]

Did you see the last side quests?

[glass nest]

IIRC last years was the scattered QR code to gain the room?

[sick lance]

Yeah, but they were also uploaded after the event for anybody to try.

[glass nest]

Hehe, yeah.

[half girder]

sidequests were fun, my "no hint" trigger finger is ready 😛

[glass nest]

Once I get back up to speed, I'm up for the challenge. Plus I gotta go in with a positive attitude

[mossy river]

Yes.
I believe they're looking at taking on the new contract and then they should be entitled to a 14-day cancellation period without a fee 😊

Sorry I was typing a response but then I got distracted 🤣

[glass nest]

thats the hacker mindset 🙂

[mossy river]

Apparently they do already rent from Open Reach in that area so I'm not sure why the speeds are so slow.

[molten solar]

Does anyone here use APM with an amd video card?

[glass nest]

It's not like.. a farm in the middle of nowhere, right?

[mossy river]

Nope but it is in south near the countryside though 🤣

[boreal scarab]

@sand trench I have my catucino

[glass nest]

Could be that. come outskirty places are low on their upgrade list

[mossy river]

Phone service down there is horrible, although the new place has much better signal.

I wouldn't be able to go over for Christmas otherwise because they won't have WiFi and I'd need to work 😛

[chilly veldt]

Bruno Mars hits different ngl, APT is a really good song

[sand trench]

and shadow is "spring" cleaning their youtube subcription list

[whole gazelle]

bruno mars casually dropped another banger of decade

[exotic vector]

I remember living 1 km from a town in the UK south and the internet speeds was measured in kbps

[whole gazelle]

like he always does

[mossy river]

I love Bruno Mars but APT is so such a mid song.

[boreal scarab]

My dogacino is quite good @sand trench 😄

[pliant cairn]

Hey fellow humans

[glass nest]

Hehe I saw a pic of him presenting something stood next to Taylor swift. He looked so tiny 😄

[boreal scarab]

I am a BSoD!

[mossy river]

Yeah in modern age that couldn't load most webpages in a decent time 🤣

[whole gazelle]

hello fellow creature

[chilly veldt]

You're a mid song

[boreal scarab]

Speaking of which......... TIME TO BREAK OS'S!

[exotic vector]

This was 10 years ago, imaging trying to download a video game at 300 kbps

[mossy river]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-jim-carrey-dumb-and-dumber-jim-carrey-i-don't-hear-you-gif-9558280472791987858

[pliant cairn]

Linux users like apt.

[mossy river]

Pfft, we still used discs back then anyway 🤣

[boreal scarab]

pacman, dnf, emerge or nothing!

[exotic vector]

I use 2 different distros so I got to remember arch commands and debian commands

[glass nest]

Nothing it is, then.

[pliant cairn]

Can't relate i use yum

[chilly veldt]

Yay

[glass nest]

I thought the only arch command was 'btw'

[chilly veldt]

I aliased my package manager to btw

[pliant cairn]

Fr fr

[boreal scarab]

@loud marlin Make pacman run "btw" instead.

sudo btw -Syu

[glass nest]

i like that. Like 'Heres a command. Oh, i'm sudo-ing this by the way..'

[loud marlin]

how about no 🙂

[whole gazelle]

zsh: command not found: no

[glass nest]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-dr-evil-how-gif-19601238

[sand trench]

IT IS SPELLED CAPPUCCINO

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/try-me-gun-shoot-gunpoint-gun-meme-gif-9939823087129104373

How bout yes

[boreal scarab]

chickenacino?

[pliant cairn]

How about maybe

[loud marlin]

alias fucking=sudo = fucking reboot

[molten solar]

What's the hotkey to move an application to a new monitor? I'm trying windows + left/right arrow and nada

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-this-is-mine-run-gif-15431338

I HAVE AN IDEA

[loud marlin]

nooooo

[whole gazelle]

i'm scared

[molten solar]

Trash panda for the win

[pliant cairn]

Real chads use windows store and winget /s

[sick lance]

Windows + Shift + direction

[mossy river]

Alias it to 'please' then you will be very demure and respectful

[molten solar]

@sick lance How odd, I have 4 monitors, (one is turned off) and thats the window that they insist on new explorers popping up in

(55" 4k tv directly connected to hdmi about 5 feet behind me and to my right, facing well away)

[sick lance]

Skill issue.

[molten solar]

Skill ?

[glass nest]

reboot wetware

[mossy river]

Windows or Linux?

[whole gazelle]

arch

[pliant cairn]

You forgot to mention btw

[molten solar]

@mossy river Both! Linux host boots kvm, kvm boots windows 11, it has its own dedicated video

[exotic vector]

I remember last year installing different terminals. There was one that had a CRT effect lol

[mossy river]

So it happens on both operating systems?

[molten solar]

Oh god i had this one with the pink screen ... I learned so much about ... edid? i have this uber switch

No, only windows has 4 monitors .. linux only has 3

[whole gazelle]

no need to do this, i already dropped btw on ppl with vim

[molten solar]

ITs like for the entertainment watching for the livingroom

[mossy river]

So when I asked which Operating system 🤣

Yeah this is a Windows issue, try disabling remember based on connection in the display settings

[exotic vector]

I unironically say "arch btw", because most people I speak to have never heard of cachyos so I answer "its basically arch btw" to their follow up question

[clear jackal]

VFIO/Passthrough?

[glass nest]

Ironic that it's a 'living' room when it's main use is usually people staring dead-eyed into a box with flashing lights...

[molten solar]

@clear jackal Of course! Since ubuntu 16

[pliant cairn]

Just realised "edited it" is just edit x 2

[mossy river]

Windows sucks with multiple screens, if I turn one of my monitors off it jumbles my desktop around and deletes my wallpaper

[whole gazelle]

much respect

[exotic vector]

the flashing box room

[short quail]

What do y'all think of TCM?

[molten solar]

Sadly, the same video card the whole time lol

[clear jackal]

Well goodluck lol

[sick lance]

Not much.

[glass nest]

He's a good egg. Questionable taste in hockey teams though...

[whole gazelle]

barely even know err.

[molten solar]

@mossy river It's not selected, how rude is that

[sick lance]

What an odd number convention.

[mossy river]

Okay try enabling it X)

[loud marlin]

if you add Defaults insults into visudo. you get "insulted" if miss a password

[half girder]

once i saw their "lessons" base on "oh you gotta do this and that room on THM" .. i cancled the trial lol

[molten solar]

about to disconnect that display for now ... its either that, or turn on the entertainment center + tv just to move a silly window

[mossy river]

Likely where they're plugged in on the GPU?

[cloud quiver]

Sure m8

[molten solar]

@sick lance 2 display ports, two hdmi

[sick lance]

You can move them.

[glass nest]

Scrubz likes to move it move it

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-julien-king-julien-lemurs-lemurs-of-madagascar-gif-15860980

[molten solar]

@sick lance If you mean the 1 off on the left, it doesnt matter if i move itto right side right, when i enable it jumps to left side. every damn time

!%$*1 windows 95, bring me bill gates..!

[mossy river]

Yeah but if my 4th monitor on Windows is actually on the right of my primary monitor.

E.g. my 2nd monitor uses HDMI not Display because my 3rd monitor doesn't have a HDMI port

[half girder]

@glass nest what about the sucuk? 😉

[exotic vector]

Thanks it's now playing in my head because I was obsessed with this song when I was little

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @glass nest (current: #18 - 442)

[glass nest]

Probably tomorrow. I had a big lunch earlier

[half girder]

hm ok, acceptable 😉

[molten solar]

Do you use a multimonitor kvm? If so which?

[undone token]

hi

[clear jackal]

I'm assuming you've seen Level1techs if you're doing this? You may be able to solve your issues off their forum, but VFIO/Passthrough introduces so many variables

I've been meaning to do it myself, just haven't had the time

[molten solar]

@clear jackal Hmmm. I have not. I have read a lot of material on the subj. since the new version of desktop linux came out, none of my 16.x ubuntu protocol worked anymore

vfio with my TR1920 was pretty simple.. All except the pinning

That was a real bear

[clear jackal]

Yeah, so L1T is the YouTube channel of Wendel, formerly of TekSyndicate, and it also has a forum

Super smart person

[molten solar]

This is a windows issue, not vfio

[clear jackal]

They've got VFIO threads going

You're using VFIO/Passthrough though, which introduces variables

[molten solar]

err. IMagine me staring blankly like a dumb blonde

[clear jackal]

The issues you're experiencing in windows could conceivably be caused by issues at the level below

[molten solar]

(I actually am a blonde, from california, so there's that)

I'm failing to grasp how .. it's a native pci device at this lvl

It's also an old amd ideo card, no nvidia

(RX580 windows RX540 linux)

The only serious issue i have is that windows for linux does not like kvm on threadripper

so until vmware was free, i was limited to only running 32 bit vm's for nested hv

looking at L1T

[nova elm]

hi

[molten solar]

lmao his forum thread looks very familiar, i think i have this printed and bound somewhere

[boreal scarab]

@loud marlin

[loud marlin]

pro

[boreal scarab]

I have a more develish one..... dunno if it'll work

[whole gazelle]

yoo this is whole hacking?

[rapid merlin]

YO BRO STOP HACKING

[whole gazelle]

i guess i'm doing in it all wrong then

[whole gazelle]

you wanna be my ultra hacking mentor 🙏 ?

[glass nest]

beerise is great... but you don't want that...

[sand trench]

what about running bash pipes or something like it

[boreal scarab]

For obvious reasons, I can't show what BSoD does

IT WORKS

[molten solar]

@clear jackal Do you vfio ?

[clear jackal]

I've been meaning to, haven't had the time

[primal kestrel]

i got asked at work to help with some code and this is all they sent me

[molten solar]

@clear jackal If you do, save yourself the grief, and get a dedicated usb pci bus, like 5 ports only for your vm

[primal kestrel]

just a screenshot

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/fatcat-flashbang-funny-cat-gif-22381047

[whole gazelle]

yo tf is this whole "Javascript editor" 💀

[glass nest]

avalyn is fighting with their past-selves c# coding skillz 😄

[boreal scarab]

I broke it to where I couldn't even shutdown the VM XD

I love mindlessly doing shit to VM's

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/breezy-hacker-im-in-matrix-laptop-gif-22983973

[molten solar]

root slash period slash ...

[primal kestrel]

it shouldn't even be possible to put javascript in a pdf

[molten solar]

https://tenor.com/view/slash-guns-n-roses-guitar-rock-music-gif-21701599

[meager hawk]

any idea why thm's widget never shows me online anymore even though im on the vpn and able to access machines?

[teal wharf]

how did u do this ( except the matrix )

[primal kestrel]

i believe that is for the attackbox

[meager hawk]

oh

[mossy river]

RO OT/SU DO

[whole gazelle]

this is so cursed frfr

[meager hawk]

you know there is a guy who programed a game of snake into a qr code - scary to think what else could be put into one then just print a ton of flyers and stick them all over town , somone will scan it

[primal kestrel]

oh yeah qrcodes are like phishing speedruns

[molten solar]

Like the modern artsy version of leaving trojan usb everywhere

[primal kestrel]

printer at my old coffee shop had a trojan on it that would put an exe on the drive that was inserted

[mossy river]

Or asking Cyber Uni students if they want to run some malware you wrote

[glass nest]

Sounds like a message on here from a new member 😄

[mossy river]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-i-have-no-fear-no-fear-fearless-i-have-no-fear-ricky-gervais-gif-14147191

[primal kestrel]

i was just about to point that out

[meager hawk]

i cant even imagine the damage that would do in a fedex or staples etc ...

[primal kestrel]

people love coming into thmcord, "hey my friend gave me a ctf/executable to check out can anyone help?"

[sand trench]

https://github.com/nothub/asciiquarium
https://github.com/pipeseroni/pipes.sh
https://gitlab.com/jallbrit/cbonsai

sorry forgot to remove embed there for a sec

[meager hawk]

lol was goona say

[mossy river]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-scared-shocked-suprised-gif-8671459

[teal wharf]

Thank you shadow 🫶

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @sand trench (current: #3 - 1945)

[mossy river]

me when shadow embed jumpscare

[simple jewel]

Can u hack my Fortnite account and give me 10000 vbucks

[sand trench]

sorry jabba

[mossy river]

I can't tell if this is a joke tbh

[primal kestrel]

me either sob

[mossy river]

Sad times

[simple jewel]

I need to but the new Eminem skin

[primal kestrel]

i need the new ice spice skin

[mossy river]

Why not the Shaq skin

[boreal scarab]

BSoD skin or nothing!

[simple jewel]

I've gyatt to get it😭😭😭

[boreal scarab]

Aaaaaaaaaaand there go my braincells

[tame idol]

I'm currently working through the soc level 1 path on tryhackme, and I wanted to get your thoughts. How are you feeling about the amount of information covered in this path? Do you find it manageable, or is it starting to feel like a lot to grasp and remember? Also do you think completing this path will really help when it comes to cracking a soc level 1 interview? And are there companies out there actually using the tools and techniques mentioned throughout this course? Would love to hear your experiences and any tips for staying on top of all the material !

[mossy river]

I wasn't going to ban you for the Vbucks thing but this is pushing me over the edge 😭

[pliant cairn]

Come on Mang

[simple jewel]

Okok my bad

Spare me

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/gen-alpha-rickroll-rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up-unfunny-gif-1133191416282533045

[glass nest]

Eminem skin is easy. You just gotta lose yourself in the music, the moment - you can't ever let it go. You'll only get one shot, one chance to blow. This opportunity knocks once in a lifetime.

[simple jewel]

This deserves ban

[mossy river]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-banned-sakura-anime-spray-gif-22585378

[primal kestrel]

i definitely feel like there's a lot of info in that path but if you take your time on it you'll absorb it better. several ideas and tools come up a couple times so you have a good amount of reinforcement

[pliant cairn]

what is fanum tax? im already paying income and sales etc

[simple jewel]

Jake Paul Vs mike Tyson on friday

[primal kestrel]

there are also definitely companies using the tools

it's a very good course honestly

[boreal scarab]

Fuck if I know, I'm a millenial

[simple jewel]

It's when you owe fanum a certain percentage of your food , deducted at a standard rate of 3%

[tame idol]

Thank you for your prompt response. Appreciate it.

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @primal kestrel (current: #553 - 9)

[boreal scarab]

I searched up "gen alpha" into gifs..... that's the second thing that came up

[simple jewel]

This sounds racist

[pliant cairn]

I really want to believe this...

[boreal scarab]

That response is just beyond cursed

jesus

Needs more brainrot though lol

[teal wharf]

this tax should be discussed in the hawk tuah podcast

[pliant cairn]

Oh...so all of my friends then.

[simple jewel]

Explain in huak tuah terms

[glass nest]

He. jokes on you.. no friends here 😄

All the food is mine :p

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-food-stealing-eating-funny-take-it-all-gif-4817492

Mine now!

[sand trench]

aaand there we go.... fixed the transparency

[simple jewel]

It just started using slang

[whole gazelle]

the only valid way to explain brainrot slang is to use more brainrot slang

[mossy river]

I actually have no idea what any of this means

[pliant cairn]

yoink

[mossy river]

I don't think ChatGPT understands what Hauk Tua is

[high mulch]

I want your innocence then.

[glass nest]

Me neither

[high mulch]

[boreal scarab]

And my last braincell has just been destroyed

[mossy river]

yeah no it doesn't, I thought there was some carribean in there 🤣

[glass nest]

I actually rely on Jabba to translate young-people talk for me

[simple jewel]

WHY IS IT JAMAICAN WTFFFF

[pliant cairn]

Man chatgpt is going places

[mossy river]

We should rely on Ashu tbh https://www.instagram.com/p/DBtjmcjJSBE/

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[simple jewel]

How's bro gonna replace me when he doesn't even know hawk tuah

[glass nest]

Aint seen Ashu around in aaaagggeeeesss

[high mulch]

we got hawk tuah gpt before GTA 6 😭

[boreal scarab]

Man, Ashu is chill AF. I like the dude. Was hanging out with him at DC couple of days. Nice as hell dude.

[mossy river]

Yeah Ashu is awesome 😄

[glass nest]

And Skidy did say that he was a better singer than himself...

[sick lance]

You do realise Jabba, what you being the new Community Manager means?

[mossy river]

Nuhuh

No

Stop

[glass nest]

Yup

[mossy river]

https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you'e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937

[sick lance]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-singing-feels-gif-11660983

The duet just became a three-peice.

[glass nest]

Perhaps a beatbox solo?

[mossy river]

News just in: Scrubz randomly disappeared from the THM discord server

[odd epoch]

oi

[whole gazelle]

😮

[boreal scarab]

[sick lance]

[whole gazelle]

i started to like this dude 😦 this is so sad to hear

[exotic vector]

oh no did you ban them?

[mossy river]

Who knows, it surely is a mystery

@sick lance this is clearly not scrubz

[exotic vector]

rip Scrubz you will be missed v_v

[high mulch]

F in the chat

[pearl raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-coffin-black-ghana-celebrating-gif-16743302

[whole gazelle]

F [*]

[pliant cairn]

F

[boreal scarab]

He will?

[high mulch]

F

[sick lance]

Bwahaha

[whole gazelle]

that's not nice of you to talk like this about our missing friend!!!

😭

[sand trench]

so much nicer with transparency

[pliant cairn]

Looks kwel

[glass nest]

I'm sure the new Mod... Tcrubz will be just as effective. (Yes, There have been 14 versions)

[sick lance]

https://tenor.com/view/you-will-be-upgraded-cybermen-dr-who-improved-upgrade-gif-22446678

[glass nest]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-we-can-rebuild-him-dont-want-to-spend-a-lot-of-money-we-have-the-technology-family-guy-six-hundred-dollar-ma-gif-27510161

[whole gazelle]

yoo looks soo clean

[sand trench]

just some nice terminal based screensavers or what you wanna call them

[whole gazelle]

btw what is this colorscheme catppuccin?

[sand trench]

catppuccin mocha

https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/ASCII_art

[whole gazelle]

respect

[sand trench]

this is also a good arch wiki article

[whole gazelle]

jp2a is goated

[sand trench]

arch wiki has more or less become the place for shadow to check for information for linux applications

it is very detailed

[loud marlin]

@boreal scarab =/

[sand trench]

@loud marlin quick question... how do you setup discord in hyprland to not be messed up on hidpi screen???

don't wanna downgrade to 1080p from current resolution

[loud marlin]

how did you install discord. appimg or ?

[sand trench]

discord arch package

[granite narwhal]

its natrual to see this diffucilty in intruder

in burpsuite

[loud marlin]

hmm... it need automatic scale iirc. just there is way to set scale and so for every app if wish. just idk detail of how to

[glass nest]

Gaza - ---> https://portswigger.net/web-security

[loud marlin]

i have laptop so idk for hidpi settings

[sand trench]

well yeah setting scale to 2 for everything works for shadow

[placid bridge]

Might use as my wallpaper 😭

[glass nest]

It's a big program with a LOT of features

[sand trench]

but seems discord is badly messed up

[placid bridge]

Anyways wsp people

[sand trench]

@placid bridge

lots of xkcd desktop wallpapers for shadow

[placid bridge]

Might need to take a look at them

Need something good for my vm

Y'all ever use a terminal background wallpaper?

[sand trench]

well shadow has not uploaded those anywhere because it is a bit of weird stuff with copyleft/copyright

[glass nest]

Eh. VMs are disposible. no need to make them pretty

[sand trench]

but can give you the script shadow uses to convert the xkcd images

[trim vault]

guys i got an question

[placid bridge]

Bro I went out with a girl today

Idky I felt so shitty

😭

Feeling like a need to vomit and block her

[placid bridge]

What's the question

[glass nest]

Well, genie magic is just a facade. Will smith taught me that

[sand trench]

shadow casts none magic missle

[sick lance]

I think that's Shadows host?

[sand trench]

yeah that is shadows main machine

[trim vault]

lets say im with my friend talking. my phone is next to me. if i talk something about like were gonna create an crime could they hear me?

[glass nest]

Just don't talk about crime.

[placid bridge]

Bro I thought it's IT related 😭

[trim vault]

weird question sorry

[mossy river]

Who are they

[sand trench]

do you want the paranoid delusional answer
or the you have done nothing wrong so have nothing to hide answer

[sick lance]

It is?

[loud marlin]

@sand trench checked this
https://www.reddit.com/r/hyprland/comments/1341gkc/discord_is_blurry_in_hyprland_arch/

[sand trench]

thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @loud marlin (current: #24 - 356)

[loud marlin]

hope will help

[trim vault]

idk but i heard something like that idk who they are maybe SA

[sand trench]

aaah launch flags of course

[mossy river]

Unless you're a super important person, word leader, politician or otherwise someone to be spied on, I wouldn't worry about it

[sick lance]

Also don't do illegal shit.

[loud marlin]

or might try toggle float mode for discord app and then resize it. if you did set that thig up...

[glass nest]

Or a community manager for a popular cyber security community...

[trim vault]

scary tho

[eternal timber]

Are you gonna commit a crime?

[sick lance]

But yeah, your phone does listen to you, if the app had a microphone enabled permission.

[trim vault]

nah

but i heard something like even if your phone is disabled they can listen is crazy

[sand trench]

only way to make sure your phone is not listening is to remove the battery.... or use custom roms but good luck with the later

[sand trench]

hmmmmm missleading marketing for sure

[eternal timber]

Throw it in lava

[sand trench]

eh easiest option is probably just turning your phone off and leaving it in another room... should be good enough

[glass nest]

Seems like an extreme method of washing dishes

[eternal timber]

What if it has a secret power source and a super sensitive mic

[trim vault]

.

[eternal timber]

I just took an exam I was very unprepared for

You?

[glass nest]

Conspiracy theories on listening devices. Usual stuff, Zumi

[sand trench]

terrible

[eternal timber]

Very sleepy too

[sand trench]

anyways shadow casts: Non Magic Missile

hallucinations through the roof

[eternal timber]

Had an energy drink Mixed a caffeine pill with another energy drink, drank the whole thing, took another caffeine pill

[sand trench]

also the normal anxiety tremors and eye twitching

[eternal timber]

[loud marlin]

btw shadow... show ya hypr desktop 🙂

[sand trench]

sounds like kamma is speedrunning dieing of caffiene overdose

[sand trench]

uuuuum.... not using it currently and not wanna jump right now

[eternal timber]

Nah, I can handle 3 grams

[glass nest]

Kamma - If thats true... Cmon. Common sense will tell you, that can't be good for you

[eternal timber]

10k is deadly

[loud marlin]

fair...

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-i'd-win-gif-7220010602787901432

[rapid merlin]

Send conspiracy theorys 🤣

[fair lava]

Unless it's infected, nothing to worry about

[eternal timber]

Aren’t we all

[sand trench]

also found out that lightdm has problem launching hyprland

[eternal timber]

I expect my heart will give out when I receive my phd

[sand trench]

so started it directly from tty console

[pearl raven]

3000mg = 20 Monster Energy Drinks?

(at 150mg / can)

[eternal timber]

Combo of caffeine pills and energy drinks

[pearl raven]

Yikes lol

https://tenor.com/view/heart-eyes-donald-duck-love-gif-18427411281705890820

[eternal timber]

Literally

My eyelid has been twitching constantly for the past half a year

[rapid merlin]

Learn sign language

[sand trench]

sounds like you are having tons of anxiety and stress then

[eternal timber]

Yes

[pearl raven]

Things better or worse today Shadow?

[sand trench]

which yeah with that amount of caffiene in your body is the usual

[sand trench]

worse

[pearl raven]

Damn, sorry to hear that.

[sand trench]

though might not be obvious from the outside

somehow shadows brain can split shadows attention a lot

[eternal timber]

My schedule has been overwhelming. It’ll cool down after today

[sand trench]

like if it were different proccess on a computer

or multi threaded

[trim vault]

guys does anyone know how to make nuclear bomb

[glass nest]

i'm sure someone does.

not that anyone here would. I'd hope

[trim vault]

T-sar?

[glass nest]

dunno what that means.

[sand trench]

in rough drafts yeah

though obviously can't get hold of the resources to build one

would have a better chance of building a dirty bomb

nuclear is impressive in the power yield

[raven scarab]

hi

[trim vault]

should we hack the nuclear formule

[eternal timber]

I love when I don’t remember smth and brute force through brain power induced by copious amounts of caffeine

[sand trench]

unleas you have a uranium powered nuclear reactor at home forget about getting plutonium

[glass nest]

It's not as big a flex as you think to boast about having unhealthy, problematic amounts off caffeine.

[eternal timber]

That’s public knowledge

[eternal timber]

I’m not flexing. Just coping with humor

Why would anyone flex smth that’s detrimental to their health

[glass nest]

no idea. which is why I was confused about your comments 🙂

[mossy river]

I was a target well before becoming the community manager 🤣

[sand trench]

well just looking at how deep shadows delusions of being tracked by stuff goes shadow has a lot of targets

[loud marlin]

@boreal scarab
https://www.printables.com/model/40440-pyramid-desk-lamp

[granite narwhal]

Bro is hard

U need to be scientist physics and chermistry

[loud marlin]

yes. lot's of ppl do. just they will not tell you

[mossy river]

I'd probably reconsider how we word messages before we hit send 😅

[loud marlin]

• you even cant buy parts free

[glass nest]

technically I'm a scientist. I have a BSc. Just not for physics or chemistry 😄

[trim vault]

lets raid nuclear factory

[granite narwhal]

in this life everything hard

U should learn it step by step

[loud marlin]

idk how stupid that is but aint smart lol

[granite narwhal]

Me as junior pentester I found sometimes I want give up but say no

[whole gazelle]

u can count on me gang 💪

WHO TF CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO NANO BTW

💀

[loud marlin]

tbh... there is stuff that if you google will get wisit by 3 letter agency for sure lol

[granite narwhal]

Why I do that and everyhone becoming something in cybersecurity

[granite narwhal]

**one

u can

[mossy river]

Saying this in a public Discord server full of police officers and feds, after being concerned about being spied on is interesting for sure

[granite narwhal]

I'm insane

[eternal timber]

Same

[mossy river]

Please keep all comments PG13 😄

This includes double entendres.

[trim vault]

how much costs a nuclear bomb

in usd

[whole gazelle]

bro u gotta stop

[granite narwhal]

I'm imaginable and insane person but U need the road to be insane

[sand trench]

welcome to the line... it starts behind the 5527 people in the queue

[trim vault]

oke sorry guys i stop

[granite narwhal]

I dont care to the number I can

[eternal timber]

Okay sorry

[granite narwhal]

EVEN IF BILLION !

I can

Everything takes time!

[whole gazelle]

i'm the chosen one

[sand trench]

and like the usual the eldritch horror beyond human comprehension is insane... how typical

[granite narwhal]

Why Ai is become better than us

[whole gazelle]

it's not 💀

[granite narwhal]

And we have brains

[granite narwhal]

I know we exploit them by using the own words

[whole gazelle]

ai hit the ceiling

[granite narwhal]

We inject LLMS

[whole gazelle]

bro what

i'm not injecting anythin

[granite narwhal]

I'm giving ex

[whole gazelle]

what 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[sand trench]

there is no ai

there is just crazy good autocomplete

[whole gazelle]

ai == lsp

[sand trench]

it can't even count the amount of R:s in strawberry

[whole gazelle]

now it can!

sometimes...

[exotic vector]

imagine that being asked to count the amount of Rs in strawberry is what kicks off the machine uprising

[whole gazelle]

stupid machine

[arctic cradle]

@rapid merlin this is very important

are you here?

[dark frost]

all the math/ physics are there in the book , the formula is know , E =mc^2 , Many youtube tutorial did the math already . you need a minimum 50 Kg core of pure Uranium , to have a chance to obtain a nuclear fission reaction that can upgrade to an explosion if you control well the outcoming energie

[arctic cradle]

@sick lance

[dark frost]

that s safe to say it's impossible to build one in the garage

[granite narwhal]

Guys do someone have group team of cybersecurity ?

[dark frost]

it's not any kind of Urarium , it's the rarest type of all

[whole gazelle]

nah

[whole gazelle]

i'm goin solo

but team/clan would be fire to have

[dark frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-facing-army-jon-snow-gif-23631388

one man army

[whole gazelle]

yessir 🐺 🥶

lone wolf etc

[sick lance]

Of you're going to tell jokes, let them be funny

[wooden totem]

https://tenor.com/view/nonioona-wolf-nonchalant-wolf-gif-26373656

[whole gazelle]

yessir 💪

oh wait no 😭

[frosty valley]

Hi people, would any of you have a checklist that you follow when attempting a CTF?

[whole gazelle]

wdym

[glass nest]

Gotta create your own methodology, Krtt

[frosty valley]

Some sort of script, to don't forget to check stuff before start to digging into more advanced stuff

[whole gazelle]

u mean methodology

[frosty valley]

Yes sir, I was looking for a starter point so I could develop on top of that

[whole gazelle]

i just fuck around till i get what i wanted

[glass nest]

Use your own notes as a starting point

[keen light]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-cat-2-suspicious-cat-the-cat-looks-suspiciously-cat-sits-in-front-of-food-the-ginger-cat-is-watching-gif-14890167989997543813

[dark frost]

1. scan port , Nmap
2. check for vulnerabily , HTTP / SSH /telnet entry ?
3. find exploit for vulnerability
4. run exploit ,
5. doesn't work ? try again ,
6. doesn't work again? try another one .
7. you are in ? do you have admin privilege ? do you need it ?
8. run exploit again .
9. Access Granted , you won .
10. find the flag /copy/paste , Profit

may take 1 hours to several days of search

[glass nest]

More like - Nmap.
If HTTP open -> Check website, click stuff <start web stuff>
If SSH open -> try to log in with anon <start SSH stuff>

etc

[exotic vector]

this is my thought process too

[glass nest]

Thats a methodology. Many forked paths based on the information from the previous step

[ripe igloo]

Heya

[whole gazelle]

heya!

[crude stump]

Why would someone have ssh with anon login

Actual question

[glass nest]

bad security. The kindof thing we are here to exploit 🙂

[pearl raven]

Honeypot?

[exotic vector]

its like with IOT devices theres still a lot of people that run with default credientials

[crude stump]

True like uncle said bad security

[rocky mulch]

Sup, was wondering if there were considered safe text cipher comparable to the caesar cipher (which isn't considered secure) that can be applied mentally

[glass nest]

A made up language that you and the other party know.

[crude stump]

https://tenor.com/view/coob-spittin-fax-gif-14263788981457158965

[glass nest]

(actually serious)

[whole gazelle]

language made from inside jokes is the best language

[glass nest]

Humans aren't great with alogrithms and stuff, but are good with nuanced meanings in words

[devout palm]

Yea

Security by obscurity might work in this scenario

[rocky mulch]

could a several step caesar cipher be secure like with multiple shifts ?

[crude stump]

Also problem with a made up language is it becomes not secure if the other party disclose’s it

[glass nest]

Same with any cypher with a key

[devout palm]

Speaking isn't logged

[glass nest]

leet - not really.

[devout palm]

So nobody can decrypt the previous talks

[crude stump]

Depends if they record you

It’s logged

[whole gazelle]

it is if you are recording 24/7

like i do :3

[devout palm]

That's some CIA shit

[crude stump]

If they write down what you say, it’s logged

[glass nest]

'Its in the place where I put that thing that time'

[devout palm]

What place what time

[rocky mulch]

^^

[crude stump]

In a park with many trashcans

Dead drop

[glass nest]

See, If you already knew the place (i.e, I sent you the private key) you'd know

[devout palm]

Then i would talk too much nonsense and you need to decrypt them all

[crude stump]

Speak telepathically

[glass nest]

Or the 'nonsense' is the obfuscation, of the real codephrase in the middles of it

[whole gazelle]

me and my homies all talk using diffie hellman key exchange

[glass nest]

Like @mossy river who can speak 'Roadman'

[frosty valley]

Thanks for that ❤️

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @dark frost (current: #1172 - 3)

[mossy river]

innit

[crude stump]

https://tenor.com/view/packing-city-gif-25067440

[devout palm]

Pull out some quids mate

[glass nest]

See? Pure encoded

[devout palm]

Nah, the real obfuscation is the scottish one

[crude stump]

That’s when you pull out the 50 inch machete

[glass nest]

That 'init' meant 'Esqy - You tag me again, and you're banned'

[crude stump]

Empty your pantaloons fam

[rocky mulch]

problem is that all mental cipher hardly breakable seems to be adaptive needing to memorize large amounts of changing set of words 🤓

[glass nest]

Hence why we have computers. Which require more complex ciphers

[devout palm]

Now they can break RSA (Not if it uses very big numbers, but that would be inefficient)

We use elliptic curve

[dark frost]

true it get so slow 😴

[crude stump]

Plus they can get social engineered into telling you what there secret language is

[rocky mulch]

yup, it's already lose, even with incoming quantum computers

[crude stump]

Well no

There’s quantum encryption being made

[rocky mulch]

I was telling that about the mental part, but i'm curious about these encryptions

[crude stump]

https://www.ibm.com/topics/quantum-cryptography

[glass nest]

To get something that you can decode in your head, it neeeds to be something that humans can do, but somputers find difficult. Like identifing which picture has traffic lights, apprently.

[wooden totem]

omfg I hate webp, can't do shit with the file

[half girder]

they made a hell just for the inventor of it ... far down ..

[dark frost]

already exist

my friend have been working on it

[rocky mulch]

@glass nest But they all seems to rely on mnemonics that needs large amount of brain works to be put on long term memory

[crude stump]

Ok or should I say ( there’s quantum encryption being perfected)

[naive violet]

So this is interesting. There's quantum crypto and quantum safe crypto, and they're different

[dark frost]

yeah

[crude stump]

Hm

[naive violet]

Quantum safe crypto uses non quantum computing and algorithms to do crypto in a way that quantum computers aren't more efficient at breaking

[wooden totem]

basically a lava lamp number generator

[naive violet]

Eh not so much

[crude stump]

That’s what cloudflare uses

[naive violet]

That's just RNG by chaos theory

[devout palm]

Or just learn sign language, it is cool and not everyone knows (:

[crude stump]

Ah so it’s the smart can’t understand the stupid

[naive violet]

Not really?

[wooden totem]

have you heard of quantum chaos

[rocky mulch]

@devout palm it's actually relatively easy ^^

[devout palm]

If you do it fast, then it is not really readable

You gotta practice though

[naive violet]

We have two big things for crypto with quantum computers.
We can make them factor numbers very fast. This is Shor's algorithm. This breaks RSA.
We can make them search keyspace faster than traditional computers.
This is Grover's algorithm

[wooden totem]

here's a diagram the shows something

[crude stump]

What’s this

[wooden totem]

Experimental recurrence spectra of lithium in an electric field showing birth of quantum recurrences corresponding to bifurcations of classical orbits.

[glass nest]

I was just about to say that

[crude stump]

Yeah quantum mechanics is definitely to advanced for me

[naive violet]

I can talk a lot about quantum safe crypto and the attacks on traditional crypto, but it's always 10 years away

[wooden totem]

(nobody knows what this means)

[glass nest]

the only explanation that makes sense to me is 'Quantum means.. add a 0'

[rocky mulch]

How could one calculate theoretical randomness (as still unknown) 🤔

[naive violet]

Quantum means 10 years away

The ten years never gets lower.

[crude stump]

Problem with implementing quantum crypto is the money issue

[naive violet]

In ten years, it's still ten years

[naive violet]

You'd be surprised

It's like fusion

[wooden totem]

quantum is basically "hypothetically do this but maybe, perchance?", actually I think that might be physics

[clear jackal]

I was going to say this lol

Quantum and Fusion are two eggs in the same basket

[rocky mulch]

Fusion reactors with magnetics fields ?

[glass nest]

I guess the closer they get, the more micro-issues crop up

[clear jackal]

"we're 10 years away from a huge breakthrough"

[ripe zinc]

I lost my streak

[naive violet]

I wrote a university paper on this. I cited, reliably, that it's always 10 years away

[glass nest]

Back in your heady, carefree student days 😄

[naive violet]

Even the high qbit machines, they can't implement shor's
There's been some recent advancements there though

[dark frost]

sign language is not universal :/

[crude stump]

Wdym

[naive violet]

Academic attacks on crypto are less interesting

[wooden totem]

middle finger

[whole gazelle]

👌

[naive violet]

ASL american sign language
BSL British
Macaton, basically simplified

[wooden totem]

means multiple things

[devout palm]

Yeah

It varies

[crude stump]

Why don’t we make a universal language?

[naive violet]

Other languages have their own derivative signs

[glass nest]

Like Esperanto?

[naive violet]

They tried. Esperanto.

[wooden totem]

cus people dont talk to each other internationally when deaf

usually

[rocky mulch]

Just want to add my two cents and say that english is more optimized than french so i use english

[glass nest]

That being said, A deaf buddy taught be a bit. Lots of the signs - especially for Nouns - Are fairly... logical to guess, y'know

[wooden totem]

have you heard of frisian

[glass nest]

Even though it's not official sign language, asking your buddy if he wants a drink in a noisy pub is kindof a universal symbol

[wooden totem]

monkey point monkey understand

[rocky mulch]

@wooden totem nop

[glass nest]

more-or-less, betta, yeah

[exotic vector]

learning a sign language is amazing for talking to people in noisy environments

[wooden totem]

☝️ 🙏 🤏 🗣️

[glass nest]

And to deaf people 😄

[devout palm]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-gif-10915908

[wooden totem]

when was the last time yall had an eyelash stuck in your eye

[dusk anchor]

.....does this happen often?

[wooden totem]

happens to me almost every week

[dusk anchor]

Oof that's annoying

[dark frost]

https://tenor.com/view/kakashi-naruto-ready-to-fight-gif-15498752

[wild rose]

I have long eyelashes, so it stings like a motha

[violet copper]

Why do you say that?

[naive violet]

I mean they do nothing for me unless they have real world applications

You can do it in a lab sure, but that doesn't affect normal people

[polar spoke]

Be the change you want to see

[violet copper]

Okay very well I understand now

Can I send you a dm?

[naive violet]

I'd rather you didn't - what's it regarding?

[polar spoke]

Implement exotic crypto attacks for mundane applications, I have 🙂

[glass nest]

Was the attack exotic, or the crypto

[polar spoke]

I’ve done both tbh

[violet copper]

Well I'm very new to this world of cyber sec and since you're far ahead would love to know a bit

[naive violet]

I think it's best for that discussion to happen in public, it means everyone can chip in

Especially when I head out

[naive violet]

Do you have a more specific question?

[violet copper]

Roadmap to being a hacker

[naive violet]

Learn general IT admin and general IT engineering really

[devout palm]

I have

What does your avatar mean?

[naive violet]

It's old, as in I haven't changed it since 2016

Musical artist that are good

[devout palm]

Oh

[violet copper]

Okay
Is there any resources you can recommend? And is self learning

[naive violet]

Two biggest things I'd recommend is TryHackMe and Homelabbing

Grab a cheap second hand desktop or similar off ebay, build a local server setup and try things out

[violet copper]

I have a laptop but no desktop

Is there any programming language I should know or learn?

[naive violet]

Python is good to know

[whole gazelle]

you cannot go wrong with any language as long as you know how to read and understand code

[tranquil zenith]

Python is a good user friendly one to learn

[violet copper]

Couldn't see any of this topic on YouTube

[naive violet]

https://github.com/awesome-selfhosted/awesome-selfhosted

[violet copper]

I will look into it and start learning promptly

[whole gazelle]

python for quick learning, and i'd say go with c if you wanna go deep into how computers work etc

[dark frost]

i would start with python ,very simple and lot of support

[pallid lotus]

I dunno, learning an esoteric language as your first wouldn't be too helpful...

[dark frost]

you did not ask or seached the good terms ,

[pallid lotus]

You'd be no use at all if you can only use brainfuck

[tranquil zenith]

Once you have python working for you, move onto things like java, C and Rust

[pallid lotus]

And what's that Shakespearean script one?

[naive violet]

I like "chef"

[tranquil zenith]

I prefer the "ook" language tbh

[pallid lotus]

Oh, it actually is just called Shakespeare

[silver sky]

Learn assembly or brainfuck

[tranquil zenith]

"print thy hail world to thy screen"

[silver sky]

Definitely beginner friendly

[whole gazelle]

all my homies use punch cards

[tranquil zenith]

Just incase you think its a goodidea... don't actually do this 🤣

[dark frost]

learning C , will teach you how memory work

[pallid lotus]

Assembly is actually useful though

[pallid lotus]

Or ASM

[whole gazelle]

assembly and c are usefull

af

[silver sky]

True but I wouldn't say for a beginner it's the best thing to learn

A tad complicated

[violet copper]

What do you think

[pallid lotus]

See, on one hand I agree... On the other it might just be the best one to learn

[tranquil zenith]

Oh hi... you know anything about how computers work? No... here go learn how to make one work in 1's and 0's only

[pallid lotus]

Depends on whether you learn best by being thrown in the deep end

[whole gazelle]

i learned coding with c and man this was the best decision ever

cs50x my belvoed

[pallid lotus]

Learning DS&Alg in assembly gives you a whole new depth of understanding

[pallid lotus]

How dare you. My pet rock Jim wants a word.

Or a mental breakdown 🤷‍♂️

[whole gazelle]

where cons?

[pallid lotus]

Just a game of roulette to find out which 😁

[tranquil zenith]

I'm with @pallid lotus also, a language like Python will give someone an easier time learning logic concepts at a basic level before hitting the hell that is C

[silver sky]

Now I believe you genuinely have a pet rock called Jim

[whole gazelle]

i'd say it's quite the opposite

[pallid lotus]

I mean, I recommended brainfuck soooooooo

[devout palm]

BF my favorite

[whole gazelle]

it's all up to your learning resources

[devout palm]

Obfuscated by itself

[whole gazelle]

or u can just rawdog rust and throw btw on every person you will meet

[pallid lotus]

Different people learn different ways 🤷‍♂️
If you like getting chucked in the deep end then you'll get a lot of in depth knowledge very quickly by learning something low level.
If not, learn Python or JS

[silver sky]

If someone wants to read a spaghetti mess of code, you should read my Redacted T6 source code. It'll make you cry.

[dark frost]

Brainfuck made in swiss 🇨🇭

[whole gazelle]

gimme this shit

[devout palm]

Python after C is like scratch

[dark frost]

Golang may replace python

[silver sky]

My favourite tool is written in python.

It's called RouterFuck. It does what it says on the tin

[whole gazelle]

bro get out of my head, i was about to mention go! 😠

literally....

[shut hawk]

do NOT google this

[silver sky]

Yeah don't Google it

[tranquil zenith]

I respect someone who will stick to their guns!

[silver sky]

It's not a open source tool

I made it myself

[shut hawk]

was trying to find it on github

[stoic crown]

Hi

[devout palm]

Over computerism

[pallid lotus]

Highly unlikely

[devout palm]

No way

[brittle ridge]

hi

[whole gazelle]

so yeah as you see fella, you kinda fucked when it comes to language. you gotta just find one, stick to it and have fun

[devout palm]

Golang is at the top for multi threaded applications

[tranquil zenith]

Thats fair, i'm coming at this argument from someone who has taught programming fundamentals and python fundamentals.

[silver sky]

It's pretty impractical as a tool, all it does is:

• Seeks out routers
• Finds what router and software it's running on
• exploits it if it's vulnerable or uses default credentials
• Changes SSID name and bricks the internet connection

I made it for shits and giggles

[sand trench]

welp seems catppuccin team borked up their tmux plugin quite a bit

[pallid lotus]

Or several

[devout palm]

Or none

[whole gazelle]

become real man rawdog binary

[tranquil zenith]

I mean alot of router firmware is beyond weak in its security so i imagine thats alot of routers it can hit.

[pallid lotus]

I have some punch cards in my office 🤷‍♂️

[devout palm]

Boy that reset hole isn't that big

[silver sky]

There was a good list of them it could exploit without credentials

[tranquil zenith]

No, not really. Everyone is different. To me C looks more logical because in my brain a block of code inside {} makes sense but i still prefer to teach python because its easier xD

[pallid lotus]

Did you see some lunatic managed to build an extension to Python which allowed C syntax?

Iirc it was just a library as well. Wasn't even a custom interpreter or anything lmao

[tranquil zenith]

yes and may he live a long life....

Python is essentially C btw... the language was written in C

[pallid lotus]

Python is essentially C
Well that's not strictly true is it...

[silver sky]

@shut hawk if your interested in the OG version:
https://github.com/HexChaos/RouterSmash

[pallid lotus]

Not least because Jython and Iron Python exist

I'm sure there are others

[tranquil zenith]

The OG python was written in C xD

[naive violet]

Only if you zoom out to a level where everything loses meaning

[shut hawk]

interpreter

[silver sky]

No bugs apparently sure

[tranquil zenith]

I know... i went and got all surreal on us then

[pallid lotus]

That and by that logic you could say that a significant number of things are "basically C".
The Linux Kernel is just the C programming language. As is nano, as is, etc etc etc

[naive violet]

Shakespeare is basicallt just a pen

[pallid lotus]

Right??

[tranquil zenith]

"a strong Copyleft license" 🤣

[pallid lotus]

My car is basically just a rock

[tranquil zenith]

wow... seems i've upset a few people here!!! I'm sorry 😦

[sand trench]

or shadow really need to read random parts of the closed issues to fix their problem D: somehow that worked :P

[pallid lotus]

Nah, it's all for fun, don't worry 😆

[tranquil zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/bosco-george-seinfeld-gif-5413847

[pallid lotus]

Right. Time for dinner

[half girder]

just talk about git and best practise .. that will work xD

[pallid lotus]

... Time to go to Asda to buy broccoli

[dark frost]

bonne appetit

[pallid lotus]

Goddamnit

[sand trench]

wait you don't eat dinner around 08:00 pm???

[tranquil zenith]

ewwww little trees of death!

[dark frost]

it's 23:12 here

[pallid lotus]

Depends. I'm on leave tomorrow, and I was busy earlier, so I kinda couldn't be bothered.

[pallid lotus]

Yeah, it's 2212 here

[naive violet]

Muir has little grip on time

[sand trench]

fair enoughs

still feels like a very late dinner

[whole gazelle]

same here!

[pallid lotus]

True. Comes with having little grip on sanity

[shut hawk]

oh that reminds me, need to microwave my dinner

[sand trench]

hmmmm so how many breaks in your world view is it that could be called hallucinations or dellusions muiri???

[pallid lotus]

Oh sweetie. At least I'm off to make dinner from scratch...

Which reminds me: new saw coming tomorrow 😁

[sand trench]

the movie????
the see things in the past???
the tool????

[shut hawk]

im quite happy with my ready made dinner, less effort

[tranquil zenith]

Or half of a playground object....

[shut hawk]

I was gonna have pie

[dark frost]

cream ? lemon ? apple ?

[pallid lotus]

Kataba Nokogiri

[sand trench]

oh boy what flavour???
PIE FLAVOUR

[shut hawk]

badum tish

[dark frost]

https://tenor.com/view/pie-flavour-pie-serve-pie-inside-of-pie-pie-in-a-pie-gif-12831757282082560989

[shut hawk]

Steak pie probably

[pallid lotus]

Didn't you listen? Shepherd flavour!

[wild rose]

The BEST flavor1

[naive violet]

Vegan sausages, made from real vegans

[sand trench]

not sure shadow likes the idea of eating muiri in sausage form

[pallid lotus]

Hey, easiest way to shut us up 🤷‍♂️

[sand trench]

mostly because shadow hates the texture of sausages

[shut hawk]

i like how this is a "not sure" and not a "definitely not"...like its being considered 😂

[pallid lotus]

I dunno being ground into sausage would probably do it.

[sand trench]

well shadow has plenty of screws lose

technically they are not loose as they are gone

[pallid lotus]

Also, you just earned yourself a nice long lecture on the evils of eating carcasses young man 😡

[shut hawk]

hey don't we all

[dark frost]

shadow did not taste good german sausages

[pallid lotus]

You think I'm joking

[shut hawk]

its enough trouble with just a scottish

[split compass]

I dislike what North America generally refers to as "breakfast sausages" texture, greasiness, taste, all just no.
Plenty of great sausages out there though.

[pallid lotus]

Oi

[shut hawk]

ok cheerio everyone!

[pallid lotus]

Yep. All the better when they're cruelty free 😁

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-bye-bye-cat-bye-bye-gif-25847566

[sand trench]

be careful before muiri casts
Non Magic Missile

[split compass]

Showed my nesting partner my current THM rank. Their response? "Oof"

[pallid lotus]

Your... What?

[split compass]

Nesting partner? Partner with which I live?

[sand trench]

meat is the easier choice to get protiens for shadow

and shadow willing murders animals to eat...

so muiri can complain

[pallid lotus]

I have never heard the word "nesting" used in quite that context

[coarse adder]

Assalamu'alaikum

[devout palm]

Nesting is a bit nasty

[pallid lotus]

Poke things. It's fun

[split compass]

Common phrasing within specific community 😄

[pallid lotus]

Ah. Poly?

[glass nest]

Or actual birds?

[pallid lotus]

Fair. That makes sense

[split compass]

I'd say you'll never know, but I already responded to Muiri 😛

[glass nest]

Too late. Only thing to decide is which species of bird you are...

Maybe one of those ones with a Mohawk

[sand trench]

wanna say great tits

[split compass]

Oh that's easy Pesquet's parrot.

[sand trench]

because borb shaped

[radiant temple]

.

[timber harbor]

Yo Guys, I took N+ , Google cyber security certificate , and Now i'm on progress on CCNA

[radiant temple]

and now u?

[timber harbor]

Is it enough to land on a job?

and what would it be?

Sys admin?

NOC

[rapid merlin]

I think my brain is literally in the trash can today

[timber harbor]

SOC?

[sand trench]

https://youtu.be/CUleKnUUaGI

youtube has weird recommendations to shadow sometimes

[high mulch]

I've tried it before, really tasty.

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-13615098530330361084

[sand trench]

guess gOvX eats muiri then

[devout palm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-gif-9259936078829692831

[dark frost]

amazing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/590980422779928699.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=9342_Furret

[wild rose]

ahhh racoon thing! awww

[sand trench]

welp time to go sleep and hope for less night terrorr

[whole gazelle]

sleep well

[high mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-bee-sped-up-meme-gif-6907170121090413011

[rapid merlin]

I’m half way through building my wardrobe

[glass nest]

It's midnight. Go to bed.

[rapid merlin]

I’ve never seen this side of you before 🫢

[glass nest]

It'll make you better at hacking if you get rested

[rapid merlin]

I stopped because I don’t want to wake the neighbours

I’ll finish it tomorrow

[glass nest]

this wardrobe... Is it one you just put together, or are you actually sawing bits of wood n stuff?

[rapid merlin]

It’s one you just put together

With drill and hammer

[glass nest]

ok, I can see why you'd need a hammer - Usually the backs have those little pin nails... but a drill?

[rapid merlin]

I was just assembling it but I dropped a bit which was really loud 🥴

I use the drill for those metal circles that trap the screws in

[glass nest]

but.. the holes are already drilled for them

[rapid merlin]

What are they called 🧐 you can tighten them with a knife but eh

[wild rose]

lol knife you mean flat head

[glass nest]

No idea what they are called. I've only really ever seen them on Ikea furniture

[rapid merlin]

Nah I usually use a knife

[glass nest]

Ok, gonna roll back. when you say 'Drill'..

[rapid merlin]

Ohhh I meant electric screw driver

[glass nest]

Riiight

[wild rose]

[rapid merlin]

😂it’s been a long day

[rapid merlin]

That is exactly what I look like trying to build my wardrobe

[glass nest]

honestly though, shouldn't need anything electric for Ikea stuff. those circles only need a quarter turn to lock the pins in

[rapid merlin]

I screw them in with a katana actually 🤣

[rapid merlin]

Yeah I know, I’m so lazy

[thick grotto]

how do i hack

[rapid merlin]

I just want it built, I’ve been waiting ages for a wardrobe and there’s clothes just everywhere

[glass nest]

Theres lazy and there... When.. its not even a whole rotation. with an electric screwdriver, you're mor likely to mash up the grooves

Ok, i'll tone down my aghast-ness

[rapid merlin]

Okay I’ll use a knife for the rest

[glass nest]

Ok, now I KNOW you're winding me up

[rapid merlin]

What

No im serious

For the metal rings you can just use a knife

Like a butter knife

[glass nest]

but.. i.. its not.. you...

[rapid merlin]

👀

If it gets the job done

[glass nest]

I guess you also use a shoe as a hammer

[twin ridge]

8ball
:8ball: My reply is no

[rapid merlin]

Actually now you mention it. I do have a hammer but I couldnt find it so I had to use my weight bar 😆

[wild rose]

Living the dream and making it work!

[glass nest]

I mean.. i admire the improvisation... but tools are my jam

[rapid merlin]

I literally saw my hammer last week

[glass nest]

The last text i got from my Mum was 'Have you decided what machine you want for your birthday yet?'

[rapid merlin]

Yeah, have you?

[glass nest]

Dunno yet. Maybe a bandsaw. I bought the lathe i was saving up for already

[rapid merlin]

Oh nice

[rapid merlin]

Where there’s a will there’s a way

[glass nest]

My current bandsaw is an ancient one my dad found at the back of his old shed, so I restored it and its..... ok

[rapid merlin]

I see, I currently don’t own one

[glass nest]

Honestly though, I think I have all the machinery I need for now

I suppose you don't have a use for one. You have your butter knife after all 😄

[rapid merlin]

I will use the knife for everything

The sharp ones I use to scratch my back

I caught that habit off of my dad

[glass nest]

I find a fork covers more surface area for that function 😄

[rapid merlin]

I’ve never tried a fork before

I’ll give it a try next time

[glass nest]

@sick lance You about?

[rapid merlin]

Super sus

[fading dagger]

What is that?

[glass nest]

probably don't click on a suspicious-looking link on a hacker discord from a new user...

[wooden totem]

its like a "my bio" site

I know cus a lot of people in bigger servers have it

[fading dagger]

[glass nest]

something to add to your OSINT file, Betta. Your middle name is clearly 'Danger'

[wooden totem]

I dont like that it has a lot of tracking though, the page owner can see everything

[fading dagger]

yes

[wooden totem]

Check sites responsibly in secure enviroments 💯

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-lyrics-trash-garbage-gif-5232327396945781667

[dark frost]

What can he do with the webtsite exept asking for cookies ?

[fading dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-gif-24397066

NOOOOOOO

[wooden totem]

idk ask for you credit card number

[fading dagger]

EMBED FAIL

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dark frost]

Oh

[fading dagger]

If i gave my mom credit card can I get free robus?