general

[chilly veldt]

Sometimes I even just use arch

[molten sky]

like with kali it’s meant to be a quick stand up quick tear down type of deal, disposable
can’t imagine a disposable use case for me that would involve the adtl tools in 🟪

[chilly veldt]

But Ubuntu works better cause debian based when it comes to some of the tools

[molten sky]

ewbuntu

[upper coyote]

and it has more support

[upper coyote]

uwuntu

[chilly veldt]

Nyarch

[molten sky]

ngl i haven’t found a single tool that i use in my normal workflow that isn’t in some way installable on fedora (or arch for that matter)
except signal, because they build a snap for some god forsaken reason and i refuse to use snap

[chilly veldt]

Skill issue

[upper coyote]

damn

i love arch

[molten sky]

the very very few tools that aren’t available on fedora (even outside of my std workflow) i’ve been working to make available

[molten sky]

(i.e. autopsy not being on the repo)

[chilly veldt]

Just use yay

[molten sky]

i would use that many years ago when i didn’t have other things going on, lol

[upper coyote]

its on the aur

[molten sky]

that’s arch tho and not fedora. also aur =/= official repo. can get autopsy from a copr for fedora as well but official is often easier and more looked after

[upper coyote]

3 days damn

[chilly veldt]

I was doing network stuff

[molten sky]

so young

imagine having an uptime below a year

/never update/ /never reboot/

[upper coyote]

bro is on a mission

[chilly veldt]

me with servers that hasn't been turned off since 2010

Oh well goodnight, I have to look at people tomorrow

[tranquil osprey]

Lol, yeah. I have seen some in my company's infra. There were a few with more than 5 years

[molten sky]

have fun looking at people

[tranquil osprey]

Sysadmin/IT teams usually live patch those

[chilly veldt]

No thankz, I will lock myself in the datacenter

[chilly veldt]

I mean, it was the same with the ipv6 vulnerability
"Should we patch it?"
"Do you use ipv6?"
"No"
"What version are your server?"
"Windows server 2010"
"Then you don't need to"

[tranquil osprey]

lmao

[chilly veldt]

Ipv6 is first active by default from 2013 and forward

[molten sky]

/disables ipv6/
/everything fucking implodes bc windows/

[chilly veldt]

Yup

If you live patch, you have to do Delphi patching

[crystal elbow]

"Mce employees from microsoft is proud of the windows 22h2 build, now you can't disable windows defender from safe boot + regedit"

[chilly veldt]

For people not knowing, some of windows is written in Delphi

It's an actual language

[cosmic laurel]

is reddit down

yep it is

[proven quartz]

I had a college project many years ago to write an IPX/SPX packet sniffer in C. My tutor gave me one a friend of his did in Delphi. Of course all the args/vars/notes were conveniently in German and I didn't have any experience in Delphi so it was a great help. I haven't used Delphi since

[chilly veldt]

LMAOO

Happens

[near hawk]

Yep seems they're investigating it

[chilly veldt]

There's most likely going to be a Delphi challenge at next years national cybersecurity Championship

Oh well, I should actually sleep

[proven quartz]

Yeah conveniently the entire college changed over from IPX/SPX to TCP/IP the following summer, and the old BNC ethernet network was replaced with Cat5 switches/cables. I met one of my old lecturers a couple of years ago, she's been promoted to college president, but she believed the number of things crammed into that two year course was enough to justify an entire bachelors degree. We did some crazy things 😛

[proven quartz]

Best of luck with it 🙂

[outer rivet]

When is time to Jim

[lime belfry]

Hello everyone I am a cybersecurity student my level is beginner, but I want to try CTF competitions so I want to participate in the Black Hat MEA flag guard and i should get 3 on my team so can any one help with that

[sharp citrus]

TryHackMe

Ollie

Ollie Unix Montgomery - Rest in Peace, 5th of January, 2023

[pearl kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-kyrgios-bottle-throw-angry-tennis-frustrated-gif-25217304

[rapid merlin]

Hell yeah

[outer rivet]

Good job

Brother / sister

Show them you are sigma

[pearl kindle]

that's amazing

[rapid merlin]

I am sigma

[pearl kindle]

i appreciate the detail of saying that no A.I is used to evaluate you, we're here now

[rapid merlin]

I completed all the labs and extra credit

[lime belfry]

how many bugs did you found

[rapid merlin]

11

Something like that

[outer rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-22712908

[rapid merlin]

My brain is fried

[outer rivet]

Breath and think how far you come

[rapid merlin]

All hack no sleep

[boreal scarab]

@shut hawk I found you and I in a gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886098581939953684/1278424809491140609/image0.gif

[rapid merlin]

Monke

[lime belfry]

wow that is amazing i am still beginnner can you give me an advice

[outer rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-solana-monke-monkey-gif-4096502501750194829

Pepe monkey

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-solana-monke-monkey-gif-4968951887646698844

[rapid merlin]

About what specifically

[lime belfry]

to be a pentester and bug bounty hunter , what programing languges

[rapid merlin]

Not all about programming

[outer rivet]

Just do intro to cyber in thm

You will understand

[rapid merlin]

Bug bounty is not worth it it’s a scam

Well

Not really a scam

[outer rivet]

Unless it’s passion

[rapid merlin]

Yup but

The chances of reporting a vuln that someone hasn’t found is little

Plus

You’d be surprised

[outer rivet]

@rapid merlin how you stay focus

?

On study

[rapid merlin]

The people who manage the reports you make on hackerone or bugcrowd like take one look at don’t care 💀

I found sql injection in dell and they just closed it 💀

[outer rivet]

[rapid merlin]

Coffee

Dream to be one of the best

And

Weed

Jkjkjk lol or am I? 😩

But lions mane

Helps

[lime belfry]

ok I already finshid it and pre cybersecurity

[rapid merlin]

Any form of performance enhancing substance

[lime belfry]

why

[rapid merlin]

Half the time the people who deal with seeing your tickets don’t care

[outer rivet]

Unless you find 0 days

[pearl kindle]

i use l-citrulline from time to time with beetroot juice

[outer rivet]

[rapid merlin]

And again finding something that no one else has found or reported

Is little

[lime belfry]

ok good point but websites like hacker 1 and bug crowd

[rapid merlin]

I use a few thangs

[rapid merlin]

Even worse 💀

Bugcword are full of mods that are lazy asf

[lime belfry]

oh !

[rapid merlin]

Like

You gotta fight to get your report credited

But even then

All the other stuff mentioned

[outer rivet]

They already have best people in bug crowd

[lime belfry]

but i see a lot on people in linkedin bugs and to be honest i think of it as a job and you may make alot of money with it

[outer rivet]

Definitely not

[rapid merlin]

They report bugs

But do they show proof of them getting paid? 😂

[outer rivet]

Bug hunter is like side hustle

[rapid merlin]

Hundereds of not thousands testing the same applications

Who says your findings have not been already reported

[outer rivet]

Luck

[rapid merlin]

They should have a system where you can see what has been reported in depth and what has not so people don’t waste their time

[blazing granite]

all the tax agencies are watching 😂

[outer rivet]

What if you report bug they fix it and not give you money

[rapid merlin]

lol I have had that happen before

[shut hawk]

lmao

[outer rivet]

@sweet cobalt

[rapid merlin]

You just sit in silence and cry

[lime belfry]

bro, you destroyed my dreams about getting million dollars in 3 years

[rapid merlin]

Sorry man but it’s reality

It’s a side thing should not make it your actual main job

[lime belfry]

thanks for letting me know

[rapid merlin]

Not to mention bug hunters now using just full on blasted automation with AI as well like it’s rigged I’ve seen some crazy shit 💀

Some*

[lime belfry]

Ok I will be Pentester

[rapid merlin]

That’s more like it

[jagged flint]

hiya partners

[rapid merlin]

Sup

[sturdy lark]

dude, there's no legitimate job that can make an ordinary person earn a million in three years

[rapid merlin]

Cartel

Dealing drugs

Committing crimes

[proven quartz]

Bug bounties are really good for learning the process of web pentesting, but yeah, don't rely on it for pay. It would be a good way to demonstrate your pentesting skills, but of course, pentesting is a hugely competitive area as wel

[rapid merlin]

Quite a few but not legal 😂

[rapid merlin]

What they said

[jagged flint]

ure not gonna win a bounty

[lime belfry]

thanks, bro you encouraged me

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @sturdy lark (current: #1103 - 3)

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7166268503332967470

[blazing granite]

yes, everybody wants to be the one that gets pays millions of dollars for a bug 😂

[lime belfry]

how old are you?

[rapid merlin]

Hmmm

I don’t disclose any information

[proven quartz]

You will get to where you want with hard work and dedication. There are roles out there, but you will need to improve your skill level dramatically. Also, while pentesting is a cool role to pursue, many other jobs in cybersecurity need skilled people, and pentesting skills can help you secure a good role in other areas

[rapid merlin]

But to say the least I am pretty young

[lime belfry]

yep how did you know

[proven quartz]

You won't get it for one bug, but I know people reporting 8-10 bugs a day, getting into more exclusive bounty programs. It takes a lot of effort

[lime belfry]

ok of course as you want

[jagged flint]

guys how meny rooms u at

[sturdy lark]

I'd rather say that those who have the ability to earn millions through bug bounty hunting don't even care about money anymore

[jagged flint]

if ure not AT LEAST 80

then idk

[rapid merlin]

Hell nah lol

[proven quartz]

Of course they do. They have futures to prepare for

[lime belfry]

how to be a good pentester

[jagged flint]

if yyour not at least 80 rooms then i think ure opinions dont matta

[rapid merlin]

Cmatrix and hollywood

[blazing granite]

I know, everything that's worth takes a lot of effort. People nowadays are allergic to effort 😂

[jagged flint]

guysh

[proven quartz]

I love this question. I would advise reading these articles:

https://assume-breach.medium.com/im-not-a-pentester-and-you-might-not-want-to-be-one-either-8b5701808dfc
https://assume-breach.medium.com/im-not-a-pentester-and-you-might-not-want-to-be-one-either-part-2-the-response-ab838cca3519

[jagged flint]

if you dont have 80+ rooms under your belt

your ascrubbytubby

[lime belfry]

I finished Intro Cyber sec and pre sec and 53% in 30 days is it good

[proven quartz]

No, I don't believe so, people want the payoff for the effort, and when they don't see that, they switch off

[wild rose]

I'll have to bookmark those.

[proven quartz]

Yes, keep it up

[lime belfry]

thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @proven quartz (current: #19 - 416)

[rapid merlin]

lol

[blazing granite]

I guess you have more faith in humanity than I am 😂

[proven quartz]

Despite their title, they are actually encouraging and can help you demonstrate your abilities quite well

[rapid merlin]

It is awesome

[lime belfry]

I finished Intro Cyber sec and pre sec and 53% in 30 days is this progress good

[proven quartz]

Well I'm not going to get into that sort of stuff here. I think effort in a direction is something you have to do for yourself

[rapid merlin]

I no disclose information

https://tenor.com/view/russia-pushup-nohand-lol-gif-3521938

[lime belfry]

I was asking how to test my knowledge

[rapid merlin]

Don’t test

Grow

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[sturdy lark]

while you stop playing fortnite

[blazing granite]

@glass wadi that username looks very untidy 😂

[proven quartz]

There are hundreds of challenges on the site

[rapid merlin]

I play games every so often but mainly do this stuff

Good to change things every once and a while

[lime belfry]

same thing

I did dopamine detox and finally get out from this shit

[lime belfry]

bro stop

I didn't use this shit i used Instagram and youtube

[sturdy lark]

I use YouTube shorts

[lime belfry]

I use youtube readvanced it don't have shorts and my sister locked normal youtube and play store

and it has the same features as YouTube Premium like playing in the background and no ads skipping paid ads in the video itselfs

[sturdy lark]

Your sister just cracked me up

[lime belfry]

why

[sturdy lark]

Are u a kid, or you're just using your sister's phone or something

[lime belfry]

She is my little sister and I told her to do it and I stopped to see that thing what is the problem

[sturdy lark]

easy dude not bullying you

[pearl kindle]

...

[lime belfry]

ok no problem

[lime belfry]

I think you didn't understand me right, I told her to do it on my phone because I wasted a lot of time on short videos

[crude stump]

I don’t understand tbh

[sturdy lark]

yeah yeah now I understand it

[crude stump]

To do what?

[pearl kindle]

maybe usage control

limit the watch time etc

[crude stump]

Ah

[lime belfry]

yep

[sturdy lark]

it's a great fun that having a little sister crying and fussing to grab your phone

[blazing granite]

It looks like you're not good with word play 😂 It's OK never mind

[eternal timber]

Is that Elden ring Messi

[pearl kindle]

Hope ER messi beat Malenia

hell even the last boss of the DLC (no spoil) who's insanely difficult

Orphan of Kos was a piece of cake

[eternal timber]

soccer ball to the face

[pearl kindle]

tell me you're from the US without telling me you're from the US

bro Malenia made me drop the game for 2 months

i lost my sh***

oh no u summoned a mimic

[eternal timber]

football ball to the face sounds strange

[pearl kindle]

legit i had like 100 tries for her

idk i dont feel i beat a boss using mimic

its like summoning help in DS1-3 etc

i will not argue with you on that it was definitely designed for this

it's cultural in the DS community

[lime belfry]

anyone here form russia

[dusty tapir]

yo

[dusty tapir]

ok what did I jump in on......

[eternal timber]

malenia wasnt that hard. The first Elden Lord was way harder

[pearl kindle]

he was okay, me it was margitt, the skill gap was stupid

[dusty tapir]

guessing DS here is not dom/sub

[pearl kindle]

not at all hahahahaha

[dusty tapir]

oh

[pearl kindle]

@fervent meteor bro the DLC is ridiculously insane

[dusty tapir]

i got a dirty mind lmao'

[pearl kindle]

you know the whole path to the haligtree?

[boreal scarab]

@dusty tapir YOU GOT YOUR RECRUITER RANK BACK!

[pearl kindle]

the same but all the time

[dusty tapir]

hi matt

[eternal timber]

I havent played the dlc either

[dusty tapir]

woooop im cool again!!! 😎 🤙

[eternal timber]

For how strong Malenia is, her sword was underwhelming

[boreal scarab]

Hi hi hi hi hi

[pearl kindle]

yeah the waterflow dance was meh

[dusty tapir]

guess what I did today??

[boreal scarab]

[eternal timber]

eat?

[pearl kindle]

what do the recruiter role mean btw? i know what a recruiter is, but in this context

facts

[boreal scarab]

Be your wonderful self?

[dusty tapir]

actually yes... lmao

[dusty tapir]

LOST MY NEW SAMSUNG

[pearl kindle]

100%

best souls game ever made

[wild rose]

big oooof

[eternal timber]

I knew it

[pearl kindle]

never saw so much lore in a game

[dusty tapir]

means I post job ads cas we crying to experienced pentesters

[eternal timber]

bb?

[pearl kindle]

Bloodborne

[eternal timber]

blood borne

ah yes

I havent played it

[dusty tapir]

I mean I often forget.... but went to a queer taco event so... I did eat!

[pearl kindle]

oh my days

u're so lucky

[eternal timber]

No idea what that is but great

[pearl kindle]

go play this amazing game and don't let the blood tempt u

fear the old blood

[eternal timber]

My fav is Sekiro

[dusty tapir]

make tacos together n eat lmao

[eternal timber]

sounds fun

[dusty tapir]

it was nice

lost my phone there... cruised really slow back on my bike looking for it

got to the place it was at, called it from my roomies phone n heard it

so atleast its not LOST LOST

will grab it in the morning

yes😭😭😭

[eternal timber]

my phone decided to stop working

[dusty tapir]

niteize sending me a loop for it thou so that I can attach it

[dusty tapir]

did you tell it not to?

[eternal timber]

I didnt think of that

[sturdy lark]

love cheating

[dusty tapir]

rookie mistake

[eternal timber]

mb

[dusty tapir]

my phones tend to last about 4-5 years with hardcase.... but this is a foldy fold, so we'll see

shouldha said that to me about losing my phone LMAO

[pearl kindle]

alright people i have to go take care love u all

[dusty tapir]

?

[eternal timber]

take care. cya

[dusty tapir]

tata rizzkim

[eternal timber]

Ive never lost a phone

[dusty tapir]

twice in a month <.<

[eternal timber]

just tell it to come back

[dusty tapir]

tbh thou. mostly people are kinda honest

just not in las vegas

what is stolen in vegas stays in vegas

[rapid merlin]

Hi all

How’s everyone?

[dusty tapir]

o hai https://tenor.com/view/gla-dos-suk-gif-26015574

[rapid merlin]

That looks cool, what’s that?

[dusty tapir]

only the best AI operating system in the world 😮

[eternal timber]

Extremely stressed

you?

[rapid merlin]

Looks so good

[rapid merlin]

I hope your day gets better!

[rapid merlin]

I’m okay. Thank you!

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @eternal timber (current: #667 - 6)

[eternal timber]

ty

[dusty tapir]

one day gladdos will stop rejecting my marrige proposals

[rapid merlin]

What’s that?

[rapid merlin]

You’re welcome, cheer up

[dusty tapir]

how dare you.

[eternal timber]

who is gladdos

[dusty tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg-gif-15130785

[eternal timber]

aye

[dusty tapir]

glados is an AI from the game protal. and its the robot gif I sent

she says "o hai".. and so do I... and I want to be her

I fucking hate being a human

[eternal timber]

me when I marry a natural language AI model

[dusty tapir]

well......... the human body anyway

[rapid merlin]

Google Chrome

[eternal timber]

someone gets it

[dusty tapir]

ew

[rapid merlin]

I like your pfp

[rapid merlin]

Unfortunately

[dusty tapir]

just go firefox?

[eternal timber]

thank you. I like your pfp too

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @tall field (current: #899 - 4)

[rapid merlin]

Woah that game looks good

[rapid merlin]

Unfortunately I use gmail so

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[rapid merlin]

Thank you lol

Didn’t know

[dusty tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-stiles-middle-finger-flip-off-pocket-wliia-gif-159684692316565681

[rapid merlin]

You don’t

[dusty tapir]

my CPU sticker is One Sendai / Cyberspace 7

I want OS sticker for gladdos

[eternal timber]

google it

[dusty tapir]

you've never used linux

[eternal timber]

having to sleep is such a nerf

[dusty tapir]

Linux is blissssssssssssss. things just work and you dont have to read a fucking manual every time you want to install soemthing

[sturdy lark]

could anyone send a 'thank you' to me

[dusty tapir]

no.

[eternal timber]

just a manual to use the thing you install

[dusty tapir]

-h

yup

[eternal timber]

man

I dont believe im saying this but electrodynamics is such a pain

[sturdy lark]

thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @dusty tapir (current: #2202 - 1)

[dusty tapir]

literally been having to read 5 page manual, install softwares to pull dlls n shit when really all you should have to do is "yay -S software"

[sturdy lark]

oh sh*t

[eternal timber]

Im getting a linux pc when I finally get a desktop

[dusty tapir]

nice

sparky might be the worlds most underrated distro, if you dont wanna go arch/nix

[eternal timber]

when you use terminal commands to move your character

Im thinking parrot

[dusty tapir]

nooooooooooo

parrot is a toolbox

[eternal timber]

huh wdym

[dusty tapir]

it makes sense in: VMs, on dedicated field machines (ea. not a desktop) and educational enviroments

I literally work in a pentesting company. the only machines that run Parrot (or similar for that sake) on bare metal are our can-hack-course PCs

freebsd isnt linux 😮

[eternal timber]

noted

Ive only ever used ubuntu and kali

[dusty tapir]

hats off, but statements like that sounds like what people who glanced at slackware once back in the days says

no. its bsd

[dusty tapir]

kali too is a toolbox.

[eternal timber]

😣

[dusty tapir]

I'd run both parrot and kali over ubuntu, as they are not cannonical

hey.. Zumi. sorry for being ignorant about your Linux usage. Im gonna leave that convo those cas I dont see any winners. I run Linux for the simplicity and "just works", if thats not your experience, that sucks.

[eternal timber]

Ill just nod

[dusty tapir]

arrogant. thats the word. sorry not native english speaker. sorry for being arrogant.

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/cojestprawda-gif-2084691180186616053

[dusty tapir]

lmao

[dusty tapir]

try sparky... it just works, and its debian based so most guides will work for it

[dusty tapir]

then run parrot in a virtual machine 🙂

[eternal timber]

🫡

[dusty tapir]

oh lmao.. anyway. thanks ❤️

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @fervent meteor (current: #136 - 53)

[dusty tapir]

brb, gonna go hug my roomie

[crude stump]

Ain’t pfsense a firewall

Wow never knew it was a OS

Ah I see

[eternal timber]

I am both

noted. Thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @fervent meteor (current: #135 - 54)

[sturdy lark]

real chad

[dusty tapir]

b. what have I missed

I mean.. these days I feel like desktop ubuntu is mostly just a promotional item for ubuntu server. it is good but I got no trust left for cannonical.

server that is, desktop is one of the worst distros Ive tried

nope... will in like 6 hours

[eternal timber]

You know the phone addiction is bad when you fall into depression after your phone stops working

[dusty tapir]

yea... my mentor mostly ssh into kali from what Ive seen

[dusty tapir]

frfr

[eternal timber]

I want a mentor

[dusty tapir]

tried parrot? it feels more modern and have a lot of support for external stuff like alfas

[dusty tapir]

we do a lot of web, ad, cluster, automobile

[jagged otter]

hey, how's everyone?

[dusty tapir]

still trying Nix, theres some steps for BurpSuite pro... but I might just go back to Arch so I dunno

[nimble jolt]

I want to kiss burpsuite on the lips

[dusty tapir]

try it

[dusty tapir]

community edition is easy to get on nixos

[nimble jolt]

Yeah

[dusty tapir]

it does a lot

[eternal timber]

Yeah, I get bored easily so I imagine that it would.

[dusty tapir]

even if you need to save up and pay someone by the hour it can be well worth it

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/man-ray-facepalm-spongebob-spongebob-facepalm-manray-facepalm-gif-18701906

[crude stump]

MANRAY

[dusty tapir]

I had soooooo much panic until I figured out where it was lmao

[dusty tapir]

is it from spaceghost coast to coast?

[blazing granite]

@boreal scarab 👋 what's up?

[boreal scarab]

Was it in your back pocket?

[crude stump]

SpongeBob

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-man-ray-help-slamming-angry-gif-26878640

[nimble jolt]

I love my job but as blueteam i wish i had more license to go on the offensive against malicious servers that i encounter.

Maybe i should work for govt

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ross-geller-ross-geller-friends-david-schwimmer-gif-21763254

[dusty tapir]

na... backtracked in moped speeds.... but its behind a locked door that I got the key for but the alarm is on a timer.... so Im getting it in the morning

located it by pressing my ear against the wall n calling with my roomies phone

[dusty tapir]

ah

[nimble jolt]

Like its fun to do a full analysis of something malicious in the wild but i want to go deeper on it that i am reasonably permitted to do in the framework of corporate employment

[dusty tapir]

underwater movements, we're not talking crusty crab.. Im spongebob at the bank PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG MOVING WICKED N BAD PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

[boreal scarab]

I swear... I need to put a electronic teather on your phone that wraps around your arm, and when the phone is not attached to it, your arm gets buzzed

[dusty tapir]

actually niteize is sending me a hitch lmao

[crude stump]

Nvm forgot that’s for the advanced channels

[dusty tapir]

was that post autodeleted LMAO

[nimble jolt]

Lol

[crude stump]

No

[boreal scarab]

A hitch.... like on a truck?

[crude stump]

I deleted it myself because it’s about malware and that’s for the advanced channels only

[dusty tapir]

a loop to hook it into my bag lmao

malware ❤️

[nimble jolt]

Where are the advanced channels

Do i need to verify? Because i don't want to lol

[dusty tapir]

you do.

[nimble jolt]

Shame

[dusty tapir]

not really

[nimble jolt]

Maybe ill make a dummy thm acc just for verifying against

[eternal timber]

Sus

[dusty tapir]

lmao

[nimble jolt]

I dont want to use my work acc for it.

[dusty tapir]

🤷‍♀️

[nimble jolt]

I hate discord integrations!

[dusty tapir]

discord sucks

[nimble jolt]

Petition to move thm to a matrix server

[eternal timber]

I hate what they did to the mobile interface

[eternal timber]

Do i have to plug my head in

[dusty tapir]

PGP via mail carrier pidgin or gtfo

[nimble jolt]

Good luck, I've set up PITM (pigeon in the middle)

Also we should all ve exclusively using one time pads

[dusty tapir]

I mean................. PGP so🤷‍♀️

[nimble jolt]

My brain is airgapped

[eternal timber]

same

whatever that means

[dusty tapir]

my airgap is brained

[nimble jolt]

Pretty Good Pigeon

[dusty tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tuss-jokes-gotcha-burn-ouch-gif-5645546

[nimble jolt]

GPG - go pigeon go!

[eternal timber]

are the bird jokes part of the gimmick

[nimble jolt]

No i just was riffing about pigeons im not a gimmick acc

[dusty tapir]

someone posted a pidgin at defcon I was like "ok thats the fed"

[nimble jolt]

Lol

[dusty tapir]

its hilarious people thinking they can go to defcon without the feds knowing

[eternal timber]

I miss my phone

[dusty tapir]

be the phone

[nimble jolt]

Going to defcon strictly to attract the attention of my handler. Tsundere

[crude stump]

How are you texting

[eternal timber]

My neuralink isnt here yet

[dusty tapir]

lmao

[eternal timber]

Laptop. Doing work and texting in between

[dusty tapir]

as soon as there an offline wired neuralink..SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

[crude stump]

I forgot discord is on pc

🤦‍♂️

[nimble jolt]

Im in bed. The Ultimate mr robot hack... A good nigbts sleep

[dusty tapir]

im on laptop too...... my phone is still lost

[eternal timber]

twinning

[dusty tapir]

yesh

[pine stratus]

what do u guys think about telegram founder arrest?

[dusty tapir]

🤷‍♀️

[crude stump]

Wait were you the one who said they got the phone stolen

[nimble jolt]

Dont care about it much tbh

[eternal timber]

This is news to me

[dusty tapir]

havent read up on it but hopefully telegram users will wise up n go signal

[nimble jolt]

I care about rhe perpetual mission to kill E2EE via manufactured consent in the media tho

[dusty tapir]

telegram have not put in work towards quantum safety no?

[dusty tapir]

at defcon yes.... n left my replacement behind today. but I know where

[crude stump]

I mean bro literally went to the place that had a warrant out for his arrest

[nimble jolt]

Flexing on Les Hateurs

[dusty tapir]

clev

so whats the backstory, whats he in for?

[crude stump]

Apparently it’s because of crime on telegram

[dusty tapir]

sigh.

[crude stump]

Telegram wouldn’t help the police to stop crime on telegram

[nimble jolt]

Arrested for not being a mod

[boreal scarab]

@blazing granite 2 drinks of liquor in.... I can't feel anything

[dusty tapir]

not sure where this is but EU is becoming a tyrannical state.

[nimble jolt]

France

[dusty tapir]

dude

[dusty tapir]

of course EU

[boreal scarab]

It was whiskey neat and a chocolate martini

[dusty tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[boreal scarab]

Eith crap loafs of liquor

[nimble jolt]

There's probably a hefty dose of proxy war motivation too tbh

[dusty tapir]

yeah I just assume I am always the most lightweight

[nimble jolt]

Hello sir you're under arrest please give us backdoor into all telegram groups ty

[dusty tapir]

so when people are drunkerer than me im like "what"

[blazing granite]

light weight 😂 😛 😉

[boreal scarab]

Oh no, right there with ya

[boreal scarab]

Hey, I used to be able to handle 7 drinks before my accident

[dusty tapir]

we work a lot with encryption so.... I guess I should prepare to do time lmao

[boreal scarab]

Now, nope, barely can hold 2

[dusty tapir]

first step is norwegian citizenship I guess..... @boreal scarab can you vouch for me?

[dusty tapir]

do I dare to ask?

[nimble jolt]

If encryption didnt exist nukes would literally be phreakable

[dusty tapir]

yeah well they like it when its for them, hate it when it protects democracy

[high mulch]

installing windows, because it's the best OS. :)

[nimble jolt]

I hope you get well soon

[dusty tapir]

thats the BSoD?

and EU pushing new anti democracy laws like hell rn

[nimble jolt]

No WSoDI

White screen of dying inside

[dusty tapir]

funny cas I DO talk to actual feds and they all use Mullvad privately LMAO

[blazing granite]

the best to make your life miserable and suck the life out of you 😂 that's for sure

[boreal scarab]

I can vouch, as a Norwegian who is not a Norwegian citizen, i can vouch

[high mulch]

@fervent meteor told me to install the best OS in the planet. So I did.

[boreal scarab]

Oh you can ask, I have a pic of it somewhere

[nimble jolt]

Im going to move to the bottom of the ocean

[dusty tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/iamproudofyou-my-hero-gif-18489622

[dusty tapir]

show

[boreal scarab]

Signal sucks, barely can load pics

[dusty tapir]

got the question when I did a seminar once... "so what is the best distro?" "deep sigh... I.... "

[dusty tapir]

I mean I wont see it until tomorrow lmao

"what distro do YOU use.." "aaaaaah....... probably wouldnt go there.......... BY THE WAY"

[nimble jolt]

There are too many linux distros and not enough linux bistros. I want FOSS (free and open source steak)

[dusty tapir]

"and no we know who the linux users are" points to where the laughter came from

[boreal scarab]

@dusty tapir posted in Ez's discord

[dusty tapir]

Sparky if you want easy. Arch if you want smooth. NixOS if you want a really good but goofy af os

[nimble jolt]

Swiftly becoming a NixOS advocate myself tbh

[dusty tapir]

openbsd if you hate everyone and everything

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg-gif-15130785

[nimble jolt]

I like all the editors. Each has their own charm

[high mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kakashi-naruto-vim-neovim-gif-15040619347138510066

[dusty tapir]

like....... even more than I do

[dusty tapir]

I just have not gotten used to it yet......... which I think speaks to how good it is

VIM is conceptually broken

[high mulch]

VIM? pfft, noobs... I use paper and pencil, like old school System operators.

[dusty tapir]

super effective editing........... IF you use the scientifically worst keyboard layout of all time.. like what kind of bs is that

YES i know theres addons but I dont feel like they gonna have great support

[nimble jolt]

I know some people who used to do punch card programming back in the day and its so wild to think about writing your code on paper and having to get it right first time because it would take hours or days to compile so testing it on the fly wasnt an option

[dusty tapir]

maybe Ill put 60% qwerty keyboard between my split hellmak..

my mum used to do punchcards

[nimble jolt]

Isn't the Vim layout a remnant of old literal terminal/console layouts?

[crude stump]

Errrr

[nimble jolt]

For arrow keys before the tetris T shape was standardised

[crude stump]

Wrong answer

[nimble jolt]

i use vim because i like it but i use nano because i forgot to install vim but i use vscode because i like to have imposter syndrome but i use notepad++ because i watched a 16 year old video on which editor is the best

[dusty tapir]

oh its just pretend trolling, like the m$os thing

[crude stump]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-woo-woohoo-spongebob-gif-19166851

[eternal timber]

I just use CLion

[dusty tapir]

I mean...... if we pretend that qwerty isnt awful... vscode with vim on top really is ultimate teir

[nimble jolt]

I like qwerty becuase it makes it really easy to remember how to type my password

[dusty tapir]

i mostly use pycharm... because I enjoy selling my soul to satan I guess

[dusty tapir]

true that

I struggle every day

[nimble jolt]

Dvorak o dvorak,

[dusty tapir]

my numrum isnt even 1234567890.. so I have to hop to the right after 4 😦

[dusty tapir]

dvorak has aged

I mean... if you use dvorak.. good for you

but with modern computers its kinda suboptimal

[nimble jolt]

I let chat gpt do to thinking for me so i can kick back and schmooze on dating apps (the people im talking to are all chat gpt bots)

[dusty tapir]

oh... thats a thing now

not been on dating apps for a while

im better in person

[nimble jolt]

I just use qwerty. Im used to it and i cba to learn something else. The same way i use vim all the time but actually only know like 4-5 of the hotkeys/commands lol

[dusty tapir]

.....or more horrifiyng if youre an introveryt

[sand trench]

and timey whimey blimey cramey time for shadow to go sleep sloop to the beep boop for the meep moop

[nimble jolt]

I dont like dating apps at all

[dusty tapir]

ANYWAY. hoping over to cowdance chanel.. see ya'll lovelys laterzzzzzzz

❤️

[nimble jolt]

I dont know what that is so im going to hop into a terminal and chat with cowsay to pretend i have a friend

[high mulch]

omg, I really don't miss windows.... lol this vm is taking forever.

[sour geyser]

Bruhhh I was trying to get a good streak going… 10 days In a storm hits and my power goes out for a day and a half…. Aaaaand it’s gone

[nimble jolt]

Do they even make windows anymore

What ever happened to the company thay made windows did they change their name or someth

[high mulch]

contact support, so you can get it back :)

[nimble jolt]

Sorry im in a "all my posts are bad jokes" mood i cant sleep

[dusty tapir]

lost mine at 80 a few days ago

[nimble jolt]

I want to learn more about electronics but i also dont want to learn why i shouldnt chagre my vape using a laptop charger

[sour geyser]

I haven’t contacted them but it says they won’t if it’s under 14 days

[dusty tapir]

the 5% on merch at 45 days is such a slap in the face

[high mulch]

oof

[blazing granite]

send an email to [e-mail] explain the situation maybe they can do something about it

[nimble jolt]

Windows operates at blistering speeds

[high mulch]

noted :3

[nimble jolt]

As a linux user what i miss most about windows is seeing ads in my start menu and having three separate conflicting control panels for audio

But by using ububtu ans setting alsa, pipewire, pulse and jack to all have equal priority i am achieving similar experience now

[sour geyser]

Just did, they probably won’t but it can’t hurt to ask

[crude stump]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/camel-hump-day-wednesday-happy-gif-24824679

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/gentoo-arch-linux-weakest-strongest-gif-15974179761920814194

[high mulch]

me everytime I have to open my browser :)

[crude stump]

Bros from the past

[nimble jolt]

Installing linux on an N64DD

[blazing granite]

if you already sent the email just wait, they might take a bit to answer but they always do 🙂

[crude stump]

Future is scarier

[eternal timber]

the rapper

[crude stump]

Hm

Are you Jason type of scary? No

[nimble jolt]

Im scary but only because of my grotesque physical form

[blazing granite]

you don't know, nobody knows the future

[nimble jolt]

I went on the website try hack me to try hack them but i failed

Now i am a CISo

[unkempt vault]

Guys can anyone tell me the order to complete tryhackme?

[nimble jolt]

I just beat level 1 then wrongwarped to being employed at crowdstrike

[finite rock]

Freestyle

[crude stump]

#general message

[blazing granite]

like anything else start from the beginning

[unkempt vault]

Sorry but it doesn't answer my question

[crude stump]

What I sent

[unkempt vault]

Got it thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @crude stump (current: #74 - 90)

[nimble jolt]

Can someone give me the same job i have now but at x3 pay pls

[high mulch]

lol

[crude stump]

Yeah

[high mulch]

Installing windows be like:
toggle no, toggle no, toggle no, skip skip, toggle no.

[simple valve]

fresh Windows 11 installs sucks now

Gotta have a Microsoft account

[nimble jolt]

I bet you could using proton tbh

[tired peak]

there is a way around that

[blazing granite]

Probably you can use LDAP, OpenLDAP or FreeIPA

[nimble jolt]

Installing linux be like

Error: Could not save disk configuration

[buoyant tree]

ipconfig /release temporarily disconnected internet from my vm for it to work

[blazing granite]

try to disconnect internet and try again it should give you the option to the local account

[simple valve]

Yeah, it just sucks that that's the alternative

[high mulch]

I noticed that, it really does suck! >:(

[simple valve]

It still prompts you to add a Microsoft account now and then

[high mulch]

I have a laptop that I barely use, still has the local account, but yeah, it often sends a passive sort of notification to add a microsoft account.

[blazing granite]

lately microsoft patched win11 so fresh installs have to use a microsoft account. That's what I hate the most about microsoft that doesn't give you options, just you have to do whatever they want

[high mulch]

Clippy! :3

[high mulch]

getting bombarded with screens of "play xbox gamepass for 11 usdollinees, oooh hehe yes, oh, didcha notice this other product? wanna buy?"

amazingly it told me the last time I had signed a pc with my microsoft account was last 1 year and a half ago. Asked me if I wanted to restore that pc. I was like "nah, fam... I'm good, mate".

[blazing granite]

windows it's already like a headless chicken 😂

[high mulch]

you mean $erminal? or... P$

[buoyant tree]

Oi @blazing granite should I buy a Ipad next or a kobo

[high mulch]

that feels cursed...

[blazing granite]

kobo for reading, ipad if you want a tablet

[buoyant tree]

Uh the thing is I want to read comics...

So that's the only reason I'm even considering a "Apple" Ipad

[high mulch]

yeah, that's the only thing terminal-wise, I used to use on windows.

[blazing granite]

tablet would ruin your eyes as much as pc/laptops, I can't speak for kobo because I've never use one, but for reading I use kindle and is the same as if I read from a physical paper book

[buoyant tree]

Hmm, yeah

Just found a tablet which goes from color lcd to e-ink

May just buy that

Two in one solution

[high mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/tomi-tominet-blockchain-memes-ethereum-gif-4945611673325607638

[buoyant tree]

Eh could be, never know if it's somebody random who spent a year not sleeping coding it.

[nimble jolt]

Imagine if cmd or powershell were good lol

Utopia

[high mulch]

only usefull command in cmd shutdown /s /hybrid

[jagged flint]

guys

[buoyant tree]

what does /hybrid do

[jagged flint]

guysh

[eternal timber]

did you know that you can use linux through cmd and powershell

[jagged flint]

how menny rooms u gawt

[eternal timber]

using the "wsl" command

[jagged flint]

roomcheck

this an 80+ room area

[nimble jolt]

I have 0 rooms i live under the stars as G-d intended

[jagged flint]

screenies or gtfo

gtfo

then

[nimble jolt]

I already am out

[crude stump]

??

[nimble jolt]

By definition

[eternal timber]

Bro is Harry Potter

[nimble jolt]

If i had a room i would be in

[crude stump]

What is bro yapping about

[high mulch]

quick shutdown. Errh... A combo of you logging off and then hibernating the system as it shuts down.

[jagged flint]

annnnd WAY down we goooooooooogogogogogogogo

[crude stump]

Spitting randomness

[eternal timber]

Finally something I knew about cyber sec and you didnt

🦅

[jagged flint]

HA

[eternal timber]

Yeah but not in the cyber security field

[jagged flint]

GET WRECKED

CUZ URE GARB

[eternal timber]

Its a fun pastime for me

[jagged flint]

only straight garbs allow others to know more

do u WANNA BE THE BEST>q>?q??q?

[nimble jolt]

Knowing things is for fools i operate on pure belief

[jagged flint]

or not

[crude stump]

Dabcohen are you ok

[jagged flint]

thats the question, wanna be the best? or not the best

[nimble jolt]

I don't know there's no malware on thr CEOs devices but i believe it

I have to believe it

[jagged flint]

thats right

[eternal timber]

inshallah

[crude stump]

Let’s see what magic 8 ball says

[jagged flint]

cult like faith

thats the key

the hivemind

[nimble jolt]

I believe my nmap scan of *.*.*.* will eventually complete

[jagged flint]

thats the answer

[twin ridge]

is dabcohen crazy
:8ball: Yes, definitely

[nimble jolt]

Woops

[jagged flint]

no

lmfao

i just been grinding

relax

im fine

robocop

there canceling me

wahh

[high mulch]

brain.exe has crashed :(

[eternal timber]

I doubt that but Im slowly learning when I have time

🫡

[jagged flint]

im a yapper

what can i say

[nimble jolt]

Markov chain generator itc

[dusty tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-angry-triggered-gif-14317191

he has that effect.

[jagged flint]

l0l

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @eternal timber (current: #603 - 7)

[jagged flint]

in case u havent noticed

[sturdy lark]

@jagged flint please bully me

[twin ridge]

do you know what dabcohen is saying
:8ball: Reply hazy try again

[nimble jolt]

Sus

[twin ridge]

do you know what dabcohem is saying
:8ball: It is certain

[nimble jolt]

[jagged flint]

guys

[crude stump]

Screw magic 8 ball

[jagged flint]

let me yap plz

dont cancel the yapper

its beta

[twin ridge]

is it worth it
:8ball: It is decidedly so

[high mulch]

here goes my yappin' of today...

I decided I was going to study on a serious note, then I spent a few minutes on intro to logs (soc 2 path). Then got distracted tweaking my gnome, and messing with my extension manager for about 2 hours, deleted kde libs after installing it and not liking it, rolling back to gnome, deleted gnome and installed it again... 1 more hour just checking other stuff... and well... I pretty much completed 3 tasks of intro to logs. :3

[nimble jolt]

Im inventing a new 8ball its called the 9ball

[jagged flint]

honestly SOc level1 and 2

are the most boring paths

im doing soc 1

and its so boring\

thats why im yappibn

ubstead of workin

[sturdy lark]

@jagged flint I crave being bullied by you, hit me hard with your baseball bat

[dusty tapir]

gnome workflow - YAY

keeping gnome alive - any 😦

[jagged flint]

are you baiting me?

thats beta

[nimble jolt]

Soc1+2 are probably good if you dont already have a blueteam job but if you do they're just a formal grind

[high mulch]

yeah I got some theme I actually like from the gnome-look.org

and cursor, then some other stuff I tweaked from the extension manager.

[dusty tapir]

I just gnome my KDE 😅

[jagged flint]

i dont even want a job in cyber sec unless its some red team agent hacking stuff

i just wanna be able to hack ppl

[nimble jolt]

Chaos mode: person who buys THM subscription but only does the GRC rooms

[jagged flint]

and then eventually team up with like anonymous or sometihng

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-hackers-keyboard-cowboys-we-are-samurai-the-keyboard-cowboys-gif-24000545

[sturdy lark]

@jagged flint Captain, I know I'm such a nerd, but I really want to be your sidekick

[dusty tapir]

sounds like said person likes money

[sturdy lark]

plz bully me

[high mulch]

I'd say learn soc stuff, sys admin related stuff, so you can have an idea of what you're hacking, what you're leaving fingerprints on, which kind of fingerprints you're living. But this is just my humble opinion.

[nimble jolt]

thm and htb havent alwats existed you know

Did anyone here grow up using artmoney to get outside the room in havbo hotel

[jagged flint]

yeah im doing every tryhackme room there is

[jagged flint]

reported for harrassment

[dusty tapir]

~ex hellbound user (ugh I feel old lmao)

[eternal timber]

me after I watched Mr Robot

[sturdy lark]

nooooo

[jagged flint]

your mad that im a better hacker then u

its cler to me

post screenies of your roomcount or stop flexxin

thats wut i thot

[sturdy lark]

Dude doesn't even wanna bully me cos I'm too nerdish

[jagged flint]

huh?

[jagged flint]

i dont need to bully u you representing yourself is enough

"plz bully me so i can get u banned!"

[sturdy lark]

that's a kill

[jagged flint]

"wahh plz plz plz i wanna be the ender of free speech""

[nimble jolt]

Its good to be old

[jagged flint]

"i need to assert myself plz let me get u banned"

[nimble jolt]

Please tell me there are people who genuinely ego about room count please

[jagged flint]

my room count is 84

dude

how else do u wanna organize a hierarchy if not by room count

or u just wannna be a bunch of flamingos

[dusty tapir]

no proof no glory.

[jagged flint]

pacing in the room

[nimble jolt]

I dont want to orfanize a hierarchy

[jagged flint]

flamingo

[nimble jolt]

Join us now and share the software youll beee freeee

[eternal timber]

ostrich

[dusty tapir]

brds room count is 9999

[jagged flint]

your right mines 85 now

[dusty tapir]

no verification. zero proof. zero room count.

[jagged flint]

im not posting my roomcount so u can osint me

[dusty tapir]

it doesnt

[jagged flint]

and stalk me

cuz ure a fangirl of my roomcount obviously

[eternal timber]

would you date someone with a room count of 10

[nimble jolt]

Excuse me the cute little hax0r tag tells me im a x0 G0D or somethung

[pearl raven]

Bro that's good opsec.

[dusty tapir]

its not. its low effort trolling.

[jagged flint]

dude yes u do stop lyin

[nimble jolt]

Going to defcon and trying to impress ppl with my room count

[pearl raven]

I'm aware, I forgot the /s.

[jagged flint]

am i a low level troll?

or am i a very high level troll

[nimble jolt]

85 room troll

Im an 86 room troll so you should defer to me

[dusty tapir]

my badgelyfe game is on top😎

[pearl raven]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-not-entertained-matty-matheson-cookin'-somethin'-taco-bell's-crunchwrap-supreme-are-you-not-amused-gif-994310608664385794

[dusty tapir]

I would never Arch react

[nimble jolt]

Putting my azure fundamentals badge in my email signature so vendors know i. Mean. Business

[jagged flint]

tbhj

[dusty tapir]

*this is an arch free zone BTW

[nimble jolt]

Post ur credly bro @ dabcohen

[jagged flint]

i dont respect anyone less than 250 rooms

even tho im not there y7et

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @dusty tapir (current: #1462 - 2)

[pearl raven]

My credly has an access and word blackbelt...

Ohwait that's Mgraw Hill lol.

[sturdy lark]

why the number 250

[jagged flint]

after tryhack me im going take down pwn.college

[dusty tapir]

if you look at my roles Im sure you can redo that joke 😄

[nimble jolt]

Printing out little business cards that just have a link to my credly profile and all thats on there is Network+

[sinful moon]

Too bad, my personal pentesting server runs Arch… btw

[jagged flint]

then next stop, deep state

[dusty tapir]

sorry for typos... SOMEONE... def not me.... spilled fireball on my keyboard at a defcon party <.<

[jagged flint]

then the deep state

[nimble jolt]

@dusty tapir recruit me im the worst in the business so i only have room to grow. I'll accept between 150-200k starting salary

[high mulch]

I think I'm going to call out tomorrow for work

[sinful moon]

lol, and honestly keeping Postgresql updated for Metasploit is actually the only challenge

I just hold the package until I’m ready to do it myself or when updated Metasploit finally complains lol

[jagged flint]

eventually

after college .pwn

and some more learning

[dusty tapir]

worth it

[eternal timber]

reported

[dusty tapir]

arched

[eternal timber]

I wanna sleep for 2 days straight

[eternal timber]

I do not consent

[dusty tapir]

yay -S sleep

[nimble jolt]

Is there DLC for tryhackme or just battlepass

[high mulch]

I'll probably call right now, because I'd have to get up early in the morning in order to do so. lol it's already night.

[dusty tapir]

niters!

[eternal timber]

Id wake up with 15 missing assignments

[dusty tapir]

been too darn stressed today this week to sleep

[eternal timber]

same

[blazing granite]

fundamental is just that, it's the base, if you want to show that you mean business go for at least Azure Administrator Certification

[dusty tapir]

lmao

[nimble jolt]

Lol

[dusty tapir]

Azure is

[nimble jolt]

Thank you for the advice

[nimble jolt]

Rep

How does the rep thing work

Im not very good with technologies sorry

[sinful moon]

You quote with Thanks leaving the ping, or ping them while saying Thanks

[dusty tapir]

pardon

oooooooh

rite.

[sinful moon]

lol I was explaining the rep system, yeah

[dusty tapir]

yea missed the question and got confused

[nimble jolt]

Thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @blazing granite (current: #70 - 100)

[buoyant tree]

Hullo Ellie, haven't seen ya for a while

[dusty tapir]

there:)

[blazing granite]

elizabethhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how are you?

[dusty tapir]

lost all of my rep T.T

[sinful moon]

Heya AIO, and Rex. lol pretty well

[dusty tapir]

but thats ok. im cynical ❤️

[eternal timber]

thanks @eternal timber

bummer

[nimble jolt]

Thanks

[dusty tapir]

l33t hax0r

[dusty tapir]

thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @eternal timber (current: #556 - 8)

[buoyant tree]

Seen ya playing Cyberpunk 2077 again

[eternal timber]

do you need to verify to give reps

[sinful moon]

There’s a cooldown so you can’t thank too quickly

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @nimble jolt (current: #899 - 4)

[eternal timber]

thanks

[sinful moon]

lol

[eternal timber]

thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @dusty tapir (current: #1105 - 3)

[dusty tapir]

lmaooo

[sinful moon]

but you get a rep on accident, I can’t complain

[nimble jolt]

Lol

[dusty tapir]

today I started typing and forgot what I meant to say

[sinful moon]

Yeah just kinda felt like it. Was revisiting some GTA IV again and felt like more open world stuff. Especially with Cyberpunk’s 2.0 update and new major DLC

[buoyant tree]

happens to everyone

[buoyant tree]

Yeah, it's pretty fun

[dusty tapir]

aint it so

[jagged flint]

hey

[buoyant tree]

Sometimes I write out a problem to send to my friend's and I solve it as I'm writing it also.

[sinful moon]

Yeah it’s improved so much, the cars don’t handle like garbage anymore… and so much more but lol, I vivdly remember needing a mod for that previously

[buoyant tree]

Eh a mod does make it even better tho

[dusty tapir]

rubberducking

I do lego-stormtrooping instead

[sinful moon]

Sure but I’m quite impressed how far it’s come

[jagged flint]

whats your room count rebekkeah

[buoyant tree]

One must have mod in Cyberpunk for me was map direction in real world

[dusty tapir]

....or lego-adhd-catting / lego-harley-quinning

[sinful moon]

lol stop obsessing about roomcount

it’s not an actual indicator of ability

[jagged flint]

ehh

it sorta is

lol

if nont that then wat

[sinful moon]

Not everyone started from 0 here is all I’m saying

knowledge wise

[dusty tapir]

employed by industry leading penetration testing company.

[jagged flint]

thats why we say its an indicator

[sinful moon]

exactly c:

[buoyant tree]

Ellie, try this one out https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/4583?tab=posts while you're playing the game.

[jagged flint]

"indicator"

[whole yew]

I haven't done a room in over a year - that doesn't mean i'm bad at infosec

[jagged flint]

not for sure fact

[whole yew]

i take that back, i think i did 2 days of AoC this year

[sinful moon]

Thanks but I’m good on that one AIO. That’s the sorta thing I don’t particularly enjoy in modern games

[jagged flint]

theres lots of pen testers profesionally employed that need help solving basic htb challenges

[buoyant tree]

Why not?

[whole yew]

CTFs are not a realistic pentest

Very rarely do you see crazy rabbitholes on real engagements.

[jagged flint]

if the goal is to pentest lmfao which is most certaintly isnt

[sinful moon]

Yeah honestly AoC is the last couple rooms I’ve done. But I’ve been meaning on catching up on some of the newer rooms, interesting topics

[buoyant tree]

I haven't done it in any other games but I figured it made sense in CyberPunk 2077 considering that it takes place in the future where things like that could be inherent

[jagged flint]

if the goal is to hack then ctf are good

[sinful moon]

idk seems immersion breaking and you already have more than enough signposting, but I get you

[jagged flint]

im trying to become an electrician

i just hack on the side

[buoyant tree]

Yeah, may cause some emersion breaking but think I probably needed that mod more than you since CyberPunk 2077 was my first massive big world game

[jagged flint]

lets be honest engineering isnt merit based its just personality based

theres lots of really bad engineers working right now in high places cuz they are socialable and lots of good engineers not working cuz there antisocial

[dusty tapir]

have they fixed cp2077?

and more importantly,is it on Switch yet?

[buoyant tree]

YES

[dusty tapir]

neat

[sinful moon]

Yeah quite a bit, they’re at a major 2.0 update. And no, this would be insane to port to Switch. Wouldn’t make sense

[jagged flint]

so elon musk guys

[buoyant tree]

technically yes, https://www.tomsguide.com/news/cyberpunk-2077-is-playable-on-nintendo-switch-but-theres-a-catch

[jagged flint]

yay or nay

[sinful moon]

Will play just fine on a Steam Deck however

[buoyant tree]

but no

[dusty tapir]

people acting surprised when it sucked was the most hilarious thing ever - like, ever played bloodlines????

[sinful moon]

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines you mean?

Yeah same kinda situation

[dusty tapir]

yep

game by rp geeks for rp geeks. its gonna suck and that's ok

[sinful moon]

kinda overly ambitious western RPGs filled with bugs at launch, but at least in this case the devs were able to turn it around… not like that’s on the VtM:B devs tho, messy publishing situation

mhmm

But yeah, love the fan patches for VtM:B, had a blast playing it

[jagged flint]

okay6 whob votes i leave the chat

[dusty tapir]

I kinda stopped PC gaming all together since I started working. Looking forwards to Stray this winter thou 🙂

[jagged flint]

say 1 if u vote i leave the chat

[buoyant tree]

Stray's pretty good for a ambiance game, Ellie recommended I give it a second try

[jagged flint]

cuz yall are boraaqang

[sinful moon]

Steam Deck is absolutely a good middle ground and enough of a separation from typical “work” vibes

[jagged flint]

all this boring talk about vampires and novels

[sinful moon]

For sure recommended

[jagged flint]

like wtf lets scheme

[dusty tapir]

it looks nice. and has a dedicated meow button

[jagged flint]

lets plan world domination

[buoyant tree]

Wait a second, it had that?

[dusty tapir]

YESSS

[sinful moon]

Yeah Stray was fantastic, had a great time with it

[eternal timber]

do you just play as a cat

[sinful moon]

Little Kity Big City is a much more indie game but also fantastic

[buoyant tree]

... I played through the entire game without knowing about it

[sinful moon]

also has a meow button

[sinful moon]

yes lol

[eternal timber]

sounds relaxing

[buoyant tree]

It is

[dusty tapir]

dog fighters is what I miss with PC.. found a decent one for Switch but havent been bothered to build a hotas so......

might make a dedicated dogfighter rig

[sinful moon]

Stray is a neat atmospheric kinda puzzle action game, for sure recommended. Little Kitty, Big City is for sure very relaxing though

[buoyant tree]

uh... this?

[dusty tapir]

*for anyone non native: dogfighting means air combat

[dusty tapir]

tbh mostly Ace Combat and GTAo.. learning DCS