general

[shadow loom]

Kinda hard to troll when their DMs are disabled ngl

[split compass]

Golden.

[hasty sand]

You’re either a troll or an idiot

[royal dragon]

Why not both

[shadow loom]

My bet is both, too

[split compass]

Or a Fed? 😛

[loud marlin]

laws of logic state that we need exclude middle. so bouth in same time 🙂

[oak river]

gn

[nimble mulch]

Im building a some big project but im a need of a hacker

[hasty sand]

This community is safe, and full of supportive positive people. Messaging strangers that are claiming to make you money is never a good idea.

[nimble mulch]

I understand you but I’m a need of one rn

[split compass]

If you're looking for pentesters, either higher a reputable commercial security company, or open up a hacker.one account.

[sand trench]

thank you for piping in 0day

[royal dragon]

Well, glad to see we're not the only ones who get these window lickers

[split compass]

hire*

[hasty sand]

No problem I appreciate the heads up. You never know 🤷‍♂️ it’s not worth taking a risk.

[sand trench]

yeah this is what the moderation team is for

[shadow loom]

You know, that's one thing I don't miss about stepping down: the weekly 2-3 DMs from weird people asking for shady hacking help... 😂

[royal dragon]

It never stops

[oak river]

AYY 0DAY

Checkin your insta feeds daily

[hasty sand]

The unfortunate part about discord is the huge amount of “com kids” and as far as I know they’ve stayed out of this server. I love to see it continue that way.

[sand trench]

message requests to shadow goes into the black hole

[split compass]

"We?"
You're in THM, HTB, and MT that I'm in. Which one? 😛

[oak river]

Com kids?

Communist kids?

[hasty sand]

People that you don’t want to associate with that claim to be “hackers”

[sand trench]

the defcon discord gets random weird people sometimes too

[shadow loom]

He's the CTO of HTB 😄

[sand trench]

just happens more often on here

[royal dragon]

🤷‍♂️ community is community, I like chatting

[oak river]

Ah, scripters

[cedar robin]

Just upgraded phone so now I have a spare Samsung Galaxy S20+. Any cool suggestions on what to do with it? Practice hacking it, install a custom ROM, other ideas?

[oak river]

Who knew that the cheap 20$ logitech gaming mouse was good

Just got me G102 lightsync today

[sand trench]

[hasty sand]

They are a whole different breed, I don’t want to explain everything here but just trust me, lol

[oak river]

Hope it lasts long

[oak river]

I do trust you

[sand trench]

still have nightmares of installing lineage os on samsung galaxies

[split compass]

I should really do some HTB when I start hacking again.

I know it's not needed anymore, but I still have my most recent code used to get an account 😄

[oak river]

Someone asked you or you yourself wanted to experience the process?

[hasty sand]

You can def trust me 😀
-# This user is under surveillance by the INTERPOL (International Criminal Police Organization) and by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation's Cyber Watch unit.
-# Do not contact this user, they are the subject of a criminal case under 18 U.S.C. § 2332b effective June 10, 2024. Learn more

[oak river]

How do you have this text

[sand trench]

funky markdown stuffs

would tell you but doubt it would be used for good stuffs

[hasty sand]

No clue?
-# super secret methods lol

[supple tangle]

-# like this

[oak river]

I had a friend who did this that he is terrorist

I was legit breezed

[shadow loom]

Too many flipperzero interviews, mate

They finally on to you

[hasty sand]

Haha it looks real, I don’t blame you @oak river

[oak river]

I might have budget for a flipperzero not too far

In time

[hasty sand]

Too many people that clipped the same 10 minutes for a year straight haha

[oak river]

I have to get good in my job a bit to secure a long time job to be financially more calm

Or maybe I will get Raspi 5

And put a huge powerbank on it

[cedar robin]

?

[sand trench]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/210298617-Markdown-Text-101-Chat-Formatting-Bold-Italic-Underline

[oak river]

• A monitoring mode antennae and shoot like a cowboy

[hasty sand]

Hope everyone has a nice Sunday! Be back later 🙏

[oak river]

Is there an app like exiftool that removes metadata in bulk?

Cause exiftool removes data of photos one by one I think?

[split compass]

xnViewMP can do batch operations on metadata/exif.

[royal dragon]

Seen the M1 on Kickstarter?

[split compass]

One of the reasons I like it.
But again, free, not libre.

[sand trench]

What is a hacker

By silk

A hacker embodies a boundless passion and insatiable thirst for understanding the complexities of a system, computers and networks in particular. They revel in the pursuit of knowledge and mastery, constantly seeking new solutions and opportunities for growth. Their drive and innovative spirit inspire and are inspired by the hacker community, where ideas and knowledge are freely shared and valued regardless of their origin.

[royal dragon]

Oh funding closed now I think 😐

[sand trench]

probably

[hasty sand]

You can use exiftool with a while loop in bash.

One sec I’ll send a command

[sand trench]

would bet on imagemagick or ffmpeg being able to do bulk editing of photos

[oak river]

Is Xnviewer an alternative to windows photo viewer?

[sand trench]

but yeah scripting it in bash also works

[royal dragon]

or mogrify

[oak river]

No, what is M1?

[hasty sand]

exiftool -all= /path/to/folder/*.*

[oak river]

Apple processor?

[split compass]

I want to get a FlipperZero and one of these:
https://www.redteamtools.com/nard-sam-expansion-board-for-flipper-zero-with-hid-seos-iclass-sam/

But I have to double check, I think Canada repealed their bonehead move, but I'm not certain.

[royal dragon]

Can I paste links? 🤔

[sand trench]

oh lul even quicker alternative +rep

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @hasty sand (current: #49 - 153)

[royal dragon]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/monstatek/the-m1-a-compact-multitool-for-technophiles-and-hackers

[sand trench]

come to think of it kinda recognise that command so bet shadow has used it before

[split compass]

Hmm, guessing it would also accept things like {1,2,3} then 😄

[oak river]

Thanks! Added that to my onenote

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @hasty sand (current: #49 - 154)

[sand trench]

betting on it

[oak river]

@rose finch Do you think that Installing copilot on my windows instead of using it in the edge browser is a problem?

Like a privacy problem or something?

[loud marlin]

Why did i read exiftool as Exit As Fool

[oak river]

Could the AI somehow subtlely extract data from me?

[loud marlin]

=/

[oak river]

Although windows certainly can probably

[sand trench]

if you want maximum security and privacy 0xmc you should probably migrate to linux

[oak river]

I firstly got ubuntu

Then paid for an original windows 11 home

[junior wraith]

windows was pretty secure with the crowdstrike bug, no malware could be installed

[oak river]

😭

[sand trench]

[oak river]

But it's just so much harder to do a lot of things with Linux

Yet

I was using Ubuntu

[sand trench]

which things did you have trouble with???

[oak river]

Also isn't Windows better optimized for gaming laptops?

Well for example I might want to flash OSes on USB stick

[sand trench]

well for the purpose of gaming... currently.... yes

[oak river]

I might want to play 1-2 games

[supple tangle]

cwould use steamos

[oak river]

No, its purpose is not gaming

I got a gaming laptop for its performance

I have a Legion slim 5

[sand trench]

that would be bad as it is to heavily focused on gaming making it pain to do anything other productive

[royal dragon]

Valve Proton for gaming 🙂

[oak river]

Pop OS?

[sand trench]

still wondering what you got stuck on

[oak river]

Also installing and removing apps completely is odd

Sudo apt get install

I know this command

But for complete removal of all files?

Sudo apt remove or sudo remove?

[sand trench]

sudo apt purge packagename

[oak river]

I know that sudo is just superuser and not part of the command

[loud marlin]

sudo apt purge app

[sand trench]

remove for just uninstall but leave config files is correct

[oak river]

But yeah, mainly because my laptop is a gaming one, that is why I got windows on it

[eternal timber]

How strange

[sand trench]

also the graphical package manager apps are good enough for ubuntu and pop os and linux mint

[oak river]

And it's kind of annoying looking at the copilot button on my keyboard, knowing that I cannot use it...

Its a damn crime to have a special button on laptops for windows copilot

[sand trench]

you most likely could put a macro on it to interface with ollama open llm:s

[oak river]

How much does Microsoft pay these companies...

[sand trench]

tell that to the original "windows" key

[eternal timber]

/index.php?lang=stuff isn’t returning an error

Is that normal?

[oak river]

Yeah, you are right.

[eternal timber]

Site just opens normally no matter what parameter I use

[oak river]

Is XnView better than windows viewer?

[crude stump]

Screw co pilot

[royal dragon]

#room-help perhaps @eternal timber 🙂

[pine stratus]

a web application ,runs on a webserver or application server

?

[sand trench]

no idea as shadow don't use windows

[crude stump]

Have you tried looking it up

[eternal timber]

Okay

[pine stratus]

yes 😂 but i didn't understand still

my learning process is slow af

bc i ask too much dumb questiona

[royal dragon]

No dumb questions, only dumb answers

[crude stump]

Google says a web server is used for static content and a application server is for dynamic content

[oak river]

Filezilla seems really comfortable for sharing big data

[royal dragon]

If Google was always right, I would've won the lottery by now

[oak river]

Between 2 computers

[oak river]

And I wouldn't have been alive

[crude stump]

Or should I say many websites say the same thing

[oak river]

Or would have to consume half the pharmacy on the corner

[royal dragon]

😐

[valid mauve]

@sand trench I'm watching Monty Pythons Flying Circus right now, S3:E7, "Salad Days", and they got a cheese sketch.

I never knew there were so many types of cheese!

[sand trench]

many?? that sketch makes it look like there are none

[valid mauve]

Hehehehe.

"Certainly uncomtaminated by cheese!"

[sand trench]

in slightly bad news

shadows ram kit has gotten delayed

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/movies-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-monty-python-tis-but-a-scratch-scratch-gif-8541952152291691993

[royal dragon]

NI

[sand trench]

IT

[valid mauve]

NI

[royal dragon]

🤣

[sand trench]

IT

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-flying-circus-spam-gif-15349845

[royal dragon]

And thus, the Knights who up until very recently said NI fell in to an infinite loop, and withered away from starvation

[sand trench]

and all they wanted was a shurbery

[royal dragon]

Don't forget the little path

Damn I gotta watch that again tomorrow

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-duck-holy-grail-king-arthur-gif-13905942925367074240

[crude stump]

Have y’all watched the movie black hat

[supple tangle]

it got 5.5 rating

[buoyant tree]

yeah

[crude stump]

Ima watch it, it’s on Netflix

How did you like it

[buoyant tree]

It's meh

Too sterotypical

nothing new

[crude stump]

As always

Is the action atleast good?

[sand trench]

yes and it was not that good

[buoyant tree]

It's meh, like a few minutes of action and it's not even that good

What type of movie ya wanna watch

[crude stump]

Action

I love action movies

[sand trench]

john wick

[buoyant tree]

FURIOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sand trench]

mayhem

[royal dragon]

Crank

[buoyant tree]

Almost pure action

[crude stump]

Ain’t that new

[sand trench]

i.e this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4348012/

[buoyant tree]

It's new but it's gold

What about 1917

[lethal parrot]

I’ve tried using ssh in the Linux fundamentals room, my first attempt it asked me yes or no if I wanted to connect, I said yes, and it kept spamming y so I closed out. Every attempt after worked but it tells me permission denied. How do I fix this?

[buoyant tree]

Monkey man?

fall guy

[sand trench]

and this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1899353/

[crude stump]

So many

[buoyant tree]

Man the fight choreography was insane

[crude stump]

I don’t think you need to ssh into it

[sand trench]

the raid redemption is part of what inspired john wick series

[buoyant tree]

Story line was meh but the fighting, perfection

[sand trench]

yuup and that is what you are signing up for with action movies of this type

still not watched mayhem or the raid redemption

gonna try and look where shadow can watch them

[buoyant tree]

WHY

[royal dragon]

Hardcore Henry is a fun one, and different. First person action film

[buoyant tree]

I haven't watched Mayhem yet

[buoyant tree]

It's different but I had a headache during the movie

So I didn't really enjoy it

[royal dragon]

Fair enough

[slow helm]

if @shell nova respond i'm gonna delete sys32

[sand trench]

lack of time
not had any current subscripiton to streaming services where shadow can stream it
their blue ray player broke
they not finding a place to buy it on bluray

[royal dragon]

Then how about Last Action Hero 😅

[lethal parrot]

it says this "Use SSH to login on the machine!"

[buoyant tree]

What about kaleidescape

[crude stump]

Oh

[sand trench]

what is that???

[buoyant tree]

Haven't watched that yet

[crude stump]

Make sure you are suing the right credentials

[buoyant tree]

Platform like bandcamp

but for movies also

[crude stump]

@lethal parrot

[royal dragon]

Early 90s with Arnie, kinda kids film, but enjoyable

[buoyant tree]

hmm

[rapid merlin]

Hi

[buoyant tree]

I'm just waiting for my next action film to come to streaming

[blazing granite]

https://tenor.com/view/this-one-time-at-band-camp-american-pie-alyson-hannigan-trendizisst-gif-3631510380931024685

[buoyant tree]

Bad Boys Ride or Die, just 2 more days

[sand trench]

@buoyant tree not an option

[lethal parrot]

They definitely are is there any other cause that could make this outcome

[buoyant tree]

I don't get the reference, old man

[buoyant tree]

Ah sad

[crude stump]

Close the given machine and retry

[buoyant tree]

so @crude stump what ya going to watch

[crude stump]

Ima try mayham

It looks good

[buoyant tree]

Be sure to not watch the Dub, go for the subtitles

[crude stump]

Bet

I hate dubs

[blazing granite]

Not old, you meant experience. Watch american pie

[buoyant tree]

Heard that the Dub's terrible, makes it feel like a comedy movie instead

[crude stump]

When there mouths dont match the words it itches me the wrong way

[buoyant tree]

Ah yes

[buoyant tree]

It's on my watchlist

[royal dragon]

If action / violence your thing, Natural Born Killers @buoyant tree

[boreal scarab]

@umbral bay https://www.reddit.com/r/tryhackme/s/QWmNgDXNm3 FYI, this was recently posted, dunno if you wanna respond to this or not, just bringing to your attention.

[buoyant tree]

Watched it

[royal dragon]

❤️ so good

[candid niche]

I've been meaning to move from Spotify to YTmusic as I already pay for youtube premium so thought there was no point paying for spotify also. Only thing holding me back was I had close to a decade of liked songs and playlists saved.

Just found a github project someone made to move all my spotify songs to youtube automatically so giving that a whirl now.

[eternal timber]

I was banging my head against a question that apparently had two answers

Both requests returned the same thing

[clear jackal]

Did you just ping me?

[royal dragon]

I replied to you, but didn't want the message to hang around too long.

Sent a DM to clarify

[clear jackal]

Ah OK, please know that unsolicited DMs are prohibited. Just an FYI.

[royal dragon]

Ah, sorry.

[crude stump]

I can’t when people spread horrible advice. This cyber YouTuber made like a poll and it said “what is the first thing you should do incase of a ransomware attack” and in the comments some dude said “pay the ransom 100% that’s the first thing you should do”

I never heard such horrible advice lmao

[candid niche]

HoTD waiting room

[finite rock]

[split compass]

Actually a Ransomware author trying to ensure their business model? 😄

[crude stump]

Wouldn’t be surprised

Seems like they are a wannabe lockbit member

There user is literally lockbit lol

[split compass]

Funny hting about that..

I wrote a tool to export my spotify play lists

I have been too lazy to write the other half for import to YT

But wrote started this journey for the same reason.

[candid niche]

would you like to see the github project I found?

[crude stump]

😭

[clear jackal]

Just based on the title this seems like it's a little unethical Aces

[crude stump]

You right

My b

[molten sky]

anyone know of a good way to get contact info for a .cz domain
doesn't seem that admin/devel/reg contact info is a std part of their whois

disregard i'm magic

[sinful radish]

I'm doing 'python for pentesters' module atm

I was wondering when you write a script in Nano it will recognise space i made with tab and space

[molten sky]

47? not 55?

[sinful radish]

oh shit nvm it did lol that's exciting

[split compass]

Yes please

Nvim, often work the lazyvim git:D

[lone hornet]

thats a start ig

[candid niche]

https://github.com/linsomniac/spotify_to_ytmusic

[molten sky]

what maniac would switch from spotify to youtube music

[candid niche]

someone who doesn't want to pay for two subs anymore 😂 and I use youtube premium far more than spotify

[molten sky]

google play music used to be really good, actually

idk why but ever since it become ytm it's pretty eh imo

like they put it on the back burner and stopped giving a shit

[clear jackal]

Play Music was peak

[worn thorn]

sounds like yt in general

[clear jackal]

YouTube Music sucks

[candid niche]

as someone about to make it my main listening experience, what am I about to regret?

[molten sky]

what am i about to regret
yes.

[buoyant tree]

It was, I remember using a free VPN when I was younger then trying to use play music

[buoyant tree]

It's youtube

[clear jackal]

I haven't used it in years

[candid niche]

honestly, i'd love for you to expand on it, I honestly don't know what makes it bad, so if it is bad, I'll stick with spotify

[clear jackal]

It was really lacking when compared to Play Music

[candid niche]

lacking in content? or in other ways?

[clear jackal]

iirc they hid your own music behind several menus

[buoyant tree]

I used it a couple months ago, even shuffle had a few bugs, then a lot of song mismatches (Probably due to me listening to a lotta indie ones at that time) but other platforms such as tidal, apple music, spotify don't have that issue

[molten sky]

the suggestions suck nowadays tbh

[clear jackal]

The online playlists weren't as good as Play Music

[buoyant tree]

Even Deezer

[molten sky]

how you can hit radio and listen to new things

[clear jackal]

Yeah, the song suggestion algorithm wasn't great

[buoyant tree]

Eh spotify's song recommendation algorithm also started lacking, became too generic

[clear jackal]

Tbh, I'm dropping music streaming services

[molten sky]

i literally only use spotify for the gym

otherwise no streaming

[clear jackal]

I'm going back to purchasing CDs and carrying an mp3 player

Like actually

[buoyant tree]

Would recommend getting a DAP instead

It's like a better mp3 player

[candid niche]

Ah ok, well if the main downsides are that its menu sucks and shuffle / suggestions arent peak I can live with that.

The menu has been fine for me and I dont really shuffle, just hit play on my playlist and let it go. Also not a big fan of letting apps take the wheel with suggesting music, I usually just listen to what I choose

[royal dragon]

I remember my first MP3 player.. a whopping 64mb of storage it had 🤯

[clear jackal]

I just want something with a 3.5mm aux, I don't need anything fancy

[buoyant tree]

Yeah it's got one it's a lil more fancy but worth it

[clear jackal]

I looked up DAP and they're like $500

That's a no from me dawg lol

[buoyant tree]

Yeah there are a couple cheap ones also

oh yeah @candid niche just remembered

downloads were a lil buggy when I used yt music

[candid niche]

ahh ok gotcha, I'll keep that in mind

[rapid merlin]

Does anyone knows how to hack on Xbox

[candid niche]

Check out #rules Discussing anything illegal or unethical isnt allowed here (:

[rapid merlin]

That is illegal 😳

[candid niche]

It would most likely fall under unethical

[rapid merlin]

Wait hacking on Fortnite would be illegal

[short quail]

Go back to playing fortnite kid, this server isn't for you

[rapid merlin]

Womp womp no

[rapid merlin]

Bro your 9 or 40

[short quail]

Wrong

[rapid merlin]

Oh your 13🤯

[short quail]

Wrong

[rapid merlin]

Oh YOUR 6🤯

[short quail]

Nope

[rapid merlin]

Ur1

[molten sky]

oh my god too many yours

it's you're

[rapid merlin]

Bro okay English teacher

[short quail]

He's a kid, he hasn't learnt grammar yet

[rapid merlin]

Bro

Am 4

[short quail]

Well that makes u ineligible to use discord

[rapid merlin]

I can count to 10😁

[short quail]

That's nice, when I was 4, I could count to 100, try harder

[rapid merlin]

Brother it’s a joke

Bro it was a joke

[short quail]

Ok 👌

[mortal idol]

how do i connect my account

[rapid merlin]

But what do you do in this server

[mortal idol]

for tryhackme

[sharp citrus]

Discord: How do I verify my TryHackMe account?

Article Link

https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6495858-discord-how-do-i-verify-my-tryhackme-account

Jul 22, 2024, 5:13 AM

[chilly veldt]

This^

[candid niche]

beat me to it

[molten sky]

^ what she said

[chilly veldt]

😎

[rapid merlin]

What do you do in this server

[molten sky]

procrastinate, mostly

unless you meant other people

[candid niche]

me also

[molten sky]

idk what they do but probably tryhackme

[rapid merlin]

Do people even hack here

[short quail]

Yes, but not fortnite

[rapid merlin]

Like what YouTube channels

What do you hack here

[candid niche]

🧌

[molten sky]

huh. 0d got pinged earlier about a similar guy and surprisingly didn't just /ban

https://tenor.com/view/glow-mr-burns-the-simpsons-alien-nightmare-gif-4436471

[chilly veldt]

We learn about general cybersecurity and put that knowledge into structured training such as learning about website vulnerabilities, program vulnerabilities etc.
This is a controlled learning material and we do not hack something we don't own

[graceful thistle]

Hello hello

[candid light]

yo yo

[gray sonnet]

Morning

[graceful thistle]

how is everyone doing

[molten sky]

pain

hbu

[graceful thistle]

how come

not bad, monday is done 🥳

[gray sonnet]

Gonna learn what regex is lol

[graceful thistle]

good luck

have... "fun"

[chilly veldt]

I just arrived at the city for work

[amber wave]

Hope everyone has an awesome week ahead of them 💪

[graceful thistle]

same same

[chilly veldt]

Mine is going to be meh

I can finally get to the office, which means, I have to be at the office

But its a good morning cause my hair matches my monster can

[graceful thistle]

my partner just handed me a plate w dinner and the cutlery is like -10 degrees lmao

it will instantly cool down my entire meal 😂

[candid light]

do you keep your cutlery in the fridge ?

[graceful thistle]

looks like it!

maybe the freezer even

[candid light]

the only thing i would like real cold is the glassware

so that drinks are nice and icy

[graceful thistle]

makes sense

[harsh sedge]

hi

[graceful thistle]

sadly our house is like 12 deg celsius. Which is not super cold, but its pretty cold for indoor temperatures 😩

[candid light]

yo

[candid light]

no insulation ?

[graceful thistle]

yep

single pane windows, yada yada

[candid light]

sheesh

[scenic sleet]

I have a ghost carrier phone. If I take a picture of the sim cards network settings page it's blank. No network but it works so I can't tell what carrier I'm on. Hmm. All the other settings I can take a screenshot of. Why is that?

[candid light]

are you in the southern hemisphere also ?

[graceful thistle]

yes

hehe

[candid light]

that's why its so cold

[graceful thistle]

hbu?

[candid light]

cuz over here i'm sweating

[scenic sleet]

Anyone know why that is?

[graceful thistle]

ahh right

[candid light]

privacy option. bank apps do that too, it won't let you screenshot

you can tell if you bring up the app switcher if the app's icon shows up instead of the preview

[candid light]

i drove somewhere today and it was almost 40c over there

[graceful thistle]

well, thats too hot

hehe

[molten sky]

unsolvable bugs 🪲

[graceful thistle]

sad

[molten sky]

you can blame me

[candid light]

true. nowhere needs to be that hot tbh

[molten sky]

idk why they wouldn't let themselves be fixed but eventually got it working with a fix i already tried that didn't work when i did try it the first 73 times

[candid light]

although cacti and succulents thrive in that climate

[graceful thistle]

which is awesome... nothing better than cacti flowers tbh

well,some things. But not a lot 8)

[scenic sleet]

Yeah but why is the network area blank?

That's weird right?

[molten sky]

white chocolate ofc

[graceful thistle]

thats not one of them

[molten sky]

ofc it's one of them

[candid light]

super tasty

[molten sky]

that and black licorice

[candid light]

i've tried a cocktail / juice with cactus fruit

[graceful thistle]

agree on the licorice

[candid light]

delicious

[scenic sleet]

Just in case I asked on all the social networks

That's what I do when I find something weird

I should join Google groups too

[graceful thistle]

ooh that sounds good, don't think I ever had that 🤔

which cactus?

Opuntia cactus type? They have lots of fruit

[graceful thistle]

hmmm so 74 times a charm huh

ill keep that in mind

[molten sky]

object oriented python 💝

[naive violet]

Not 100% cactus but good stuff

[molten sky]

don't know if i've had cactus tbh

[rapid merlin]

Good morning yall :)

[graceful thistle]

good morning

a new goal unlocked, thanks for bringing this to my attention all 8)

[rapid merlin]

Mmm what's your goal

:)

[molten sky]

learn proper regex

[graceful thistle]

oh we were talking about drinks made from cactus

[graceful thistle]

cactus liquid

[rapid merlin]

yeah so was wondering

[molten sky]

nah should definitely learn proper regex -- regex is run

[rapid merlin]

You gonna make cactus drinks?

[molten sky]

cactus excretions are now on my list tho -- gonna keep an eye out

[rapid merlin]

Is that tasteful?

[graceful thistle]

I think it would be but I dont know, don't think Ive ever tried it (hence the goal)

[molten sky]

i can't imagine it not being good tbh

[rapid merlin]

Why not

[molten sky]

cause it sounds tasty

[graceful thistle]

too busy learning and remembering DMC patterns every day

[molten sky]

DMC being?

[graceful thistle]

devil may cry

how is the weather today deditio? Still bad?

[rapid merlin]

Yeah

Same as yesterday

[graceful thistle]

: <

[chilly veldt]

it's bad weather today, sunny all day here yesterday

[candid light]

that i don't know

i just order the drink and enjoy it

although my keychain organizer is made up of cactus leather

[graceful thistle]

ooh cool, how long have you had it? is it durable or so so?

[candid light]

very durable so far

had it for about 3 months already ?

that sounds abt right

[molten sky]

my god
does anyone else find the chatgpt typing and scrolling visual absolutely horrible to watch

[timid prism]

its very boring

[molten sky]

like not in a "hurry up and finish" way or a "this is a weird ux" way, i mean actually repulsive
trying to read what it's saying and everything is all fucky for 2 minutes

Stop. moving. the page.

[sick lance]

Why do you need the username:password ?

[molten sky]

just catching up huh? lol

[sick lance]

I like reading back the chat 🙂

[graceful thistle]

tbh pet peeve, every day I have to stop our design team from making these types of choices

I hate it too

and it is bad UX

[molten sky]

it's both literally and figuratively sickening, lol

i have to scroll up after every message to pause the animation, and of course, it takes several seconds of straight scrolling because it keeps grabbing your focus and bringing you to the bottom of the page until it realizes

[candid light]

it's so nice to be able to do thm for a little bit everyday

[lethal parrot]

Hey thanks man but i already finished

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @sick lance (current: #1 - 2523)

[lethal parrot]

3am yesterday

[rapid merlin]

😂

[sick lance]

It was more of a curious question, as the attackbox has a random password every time.

[sick lance]

^

[lethal parrot]

I needed to find out a username and password in http:/machineIP

I had to inspect the page and the password was in there

[harsh sedge]

hey, i got a question

the "burp suite" module on tryhackme, how much would i be able to learn if i activated my premium for that module? i mean yeah i can use that pre for a month but the rooms i was working on recently was free, so i didn't want to activate my premium

is it a worthy module for me to learn burp suite? i kind of don't like watching videos, but i can take good video recomms too

[sick lance]

Ah, because a subscriber sharing a machine with a non subscriber is breaking ToS.

Also we can't can't help with education rooms.

[sick lance]

Burp is great for web apps and bug bounty.

[harsh sedge]

yeah but that module, i dunno how good that module is to teach me at least the first forty percent

[lethal parrot]

Yeah i noticed yesterday

[turbid lynx]

Is there a moderator I can DM?

[mossy river]

Sure

[sick lance]

@rapid merlin there is no reason to do this.

[rapid merlin]

Alr sorry

Thought it was quite funny

[chilly veldt]

gotta love going more privacy focused regarding work, just got asked if I wanted to have myself removed on the website's about-us

[rapid merlin]

Hehehe nice

They took me of it at my place too :)

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-hat-tip-greetings-smile-gif-13981739

[chilly veldt]

I got asked due to a name change, so I decided to go full privacy moment 😄

[rapid merlin]

Wooo

[graceful thistle]

Happy bday for real today!

[pine matrix]

Evening all

[shadow loom]

Ellow

[graceful thistle]

Hello

[shut hawk]

Thanks!!

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @graceful thistle (current: #23 - 363)

[chilly veldt]

you finally old?

[shut hawk]

yep

[shadow loom]

kekw

[chilly veldt]

congrats, happy birthday

[chilly veldt]

I mean, the guy's still a baby, at least he's older now

[tropic musk]

Finally about to finish my exams and sub for premium

[rapid merlin]

Hope you pass them!

Nice

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-releases-windows-repair-tool-to-remove-crowdstrike-driver/

[lone thistle]

happy birthday @shut hawk the big 18? it's all expensive from here 😄

[rapid merlin]

Wait, is it Jayy's birthday??

How did I miss that

@shut hawk Happy birthday!!!

[devout palm]

Happy birthday mate

You are now an adult

[worn thorn]

birthday mate

[crisp shadow]

Happy birthday!! 🎂 🎉

[chilly veldt]

welp, this seems... interesting
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/fake-crowdstrike-fixes-target-companies-with-malware-data-wipers/

[rapid merlin]

True

crowdstrike-hotfix[.]zip file

lol

[chilly veldt]

@mossy river

[grim sparrow]

:hammer: kxhyishim#0 has been banned.

[loud marlin]

it's going better and better lol

btw @chilly veldt did you eat ?

[shut hawk]

THANKS EVERYONE!!! 😀 @crisp shadow @worn thorn @devout palm @lone thistle @rapid merlin @chilly veldt

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @crisp shadow (current: #2143 - 1)

[chilly veldt]

I did, ended it at hour 70

[shut hawk]

sadly

[crisp shadow]

Ofc!!! Enjoy your 18th year of life ✨️

[loud marlin]

all was ok and so ?

[chilly veldt]

@mossy river just checked, it's actually malware 😄

[chilly veldt]

yeah, I have a small issues now, but getting food in 5 minutes

[mossy river]

I will update the ban reason, muchas gracias

[chilly veldt]

no worries, 33 antivirus's flagged it as malware

[loud marlin]

ah... ok... 🙂

[supple tangle]

hey when does discord sync with thm platform? i should have different roles i think

or do i just switch off and on?

[rapid merlin]

Yeah you can verify again

[supple tangle]

oh okay

[rapid merlin]

Switching it off is not needed

just /verify token...

[rapid merlin]

Bought premium? :)

[supple tangle]

oh yeah, very happy with my purchase 😄

[rapid merlin]

[gray sonnet]

@shut hawk happy birthday mate!

[candid niche]

Ayo happy birthday Jayy

[harsh sedge]

hi, any beginner-friendly CTF recommendations?

[shut hawk]

Thanks guys!

[harsh sedge]

how old are you today, mate? also happy birthday

[candid niche]

If you want to try one without any handholding in the room Picklerick was my first and really good.

I also just finished Blue which was decent also but the room did do a bit of handholding pointing you what to do next

[shut hawk]

18

[harsh sedge]

thanks a lot ^^

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @candid niche (current: #352 - 14)

[rapid merlin]

pickle rick is a really fun room

[icy mesa]

Is it possible to completely reset progress on my tryhackme account?

[rapid merlin]

Why would you want to do that? Lol

[candid niche]

you can do it per room

[candid niche]

or completely delete and recreate your account if you want to wipe everything including points and streak etc

[icy mesa]

I have started it and then didn't look at it for some time and now I started to take notes on everything and wanted to completely restart

[rapid merlin]

In that case, I'd just create a new account

[icy mesa]

I'd do that if i wasn't subscribed

[rapid merlin]

You can sub on a new account?

[candid niche]

gotcha! best to just do it by room then. at the top of the room theres the option to reset progress of that room

[candid niche]

probably doesnt want to waste the current time he has

[icy mesa]

can some admin reset all progress or something like that?

[rapid merlin]

Doesn't last that long

[candid niche]

does if you sub for a year (:

[rapid merlin]

Fair

[icy mesa]

thats what i did 😦

[rapid merlin]

You can email support?

Maybe they can do something, but I'm afraid not

[sharp citrus]

TryHackMe's Email

TryHackMe's support email address.

​

[e-mail]

TryHackMe Socials · Jul 22, 2024, 10:16 AM

[icy mesa]

will try writing to support, thank you

[chilly veldt]

They can't reset for you, you'll have to reset the rooms one by one, as there isn't a reset process in yet?

But you're always welcome to add it to #feedback-and-ideas

[pine matrix]

spent 30 mins doing an xss room for portswigger and was sure it was correct, checked the solution and turns out I had the solution 20 mins ago and the room just isn't registering it

pain.

[candid niche]

[rapid merlin]

Btw what does even mean?

[rapid merlin]

a number

mmm

[mossy river]

It was a burger king secret code

But it doesn’t work anymore iirc

[rapid merlin]

Hmm what did it do?

[chilly veldt]

yeah, old getting a whopper for cheaper code

[rapid merlin]

ahh

[candid niche]

haha I love that

[mossy river]

It was 0day’s secret

[chilly veldt]

cause 0day loves burger king

[tropic musk]

thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @icy epoch (current: #113 - 61)

[amber wave]

I could go for BK rn

[chilly veldt]

I could go for a nap

[rapid merlin]

Yes

[worn thorn]

lucky you

[rapid merlin]

Nah my right ear is sleeping or smth

[errant fossil]

Finished Pre Security

[rapid merlin]

W

[candid niche]

ay good shit

[rapid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-staring-orange-cat-staring-cat-gif-13724146065807985297

[errant fossil]

Now time to get enrolled into college lol

[errant fossil]

[loud marlin]

I am dwarf and i diggy diggy hole...

[pallid lotus]

Script it. Should be reasonably simple.

Nice little challenge for ya 😄

[icy mesa]

you mean reseting progress one by one? That's not what Im looking for.

I have contacted support if this is even possible

[pallid lotus]

No. I mean script it so that every room you have joined gets reset automatically

[icy mesa]

i wan't to reset everything on account not just rooms

[sick lance]

Support can't do it.

[loud marlin]

||get's banned for script-kiddy||

[pallid lotus]

Well, that's not going to be possible 🤷‍♂️
Delete account and restart

[pallid lotus]

Nothing in ToS about not using the API with external clients 🤷‍♂️

[loud marlin]

ik ik... was a joke 🙂

[rapid merlin]

ik- ik-

(Dutch joke)

[pallid lotus]

There used to be a repo of scripts for interacting with the old API

[loud marlin]

hehe yea

[pallid lotus]

Might shove my collection for the new API on Github at some point

[loud marlin]

do it

[shut hawk]

For the new new one?

[pallid lotus]

?

[sharp parrot]

Hi

[pallid lotus]

Curious. I was wondering when we'd start seeing guild tags in here

[rapid merlin]

I dont really like them

Like whyyyy

[shut hawk]

The search API got updated quite recently iirc, maybe some others did too

[loud marlin]

it's @boreal scarab started with his cult

[shut hawk]

Who has the guild tag? Doesn't show on my device

[sick lance]

It's not the first I've seen.

[pallid lotus]

Not sure if I've done anything with the new search API 🤷‍♂️

[chilly veldt]

last time I did this, I got warned for excessive API usage

had the good old Tim eyes staring at me in DMs

[worn thorn]

I use the API to grab the room tasks and IP. Works pretty well.

[boreal scarab]

CLAN!

[pallid lotus]

Again, nothing in ToS about acceptable use last I checked. If there are no technical limits (e.g., 429s), and no ToS restrictions, then there are no grounds to stop you from automating things.

For reference:
https://tryhackme.com/r/legal/acceptable-use-policy

[chilly veldt]

I also gave it out to public, might be why 😄

it was pinned in #site-support back in the day

[pallid lotus]

Again, there have been API clients made public in the past

Szymex was effectively maintaining a Python SDK to access the old API for a while

[chilly veldt]

yeah, not sure, I got told to delete it, and I did

[chilly veldt]

it was how he got his bug hunter role

[pallid lotus]

Eh? Not by my memory

Unless you mean he found bugs whilst documenting the API endpoints

[chilly veldt]

that's what he told at least, some of the bugs was from the API

[pallid lotus]

In which case, yes lmao

[chilly veldt]

yeah

lmao

[pallid lotus]

There were (and probably are) some wild bugs floating around

[chilly veldt]

always are 😄

I have a bug in my android app

[pallid lotus]

Do you know why the "Created Rooms" on profiles are truncated?

[chilly veldt]

....

do I wanna know?

[rapid merlin]

I do

[pallid lotus]

Will DM rather than dump it in public. It's been a couple of years, but 🤷‍♂️

[chilly veldt]

Sure

opens a java project in vscode
Vscode: thanks, yoinks all my ram

[eternal timber]

I just use eclipse

[rapid merlin]

You doing Java?

[worn thorn]

not a cult.

[chilly veldt]

I am upgrading java to kotlin

[rapid merlin]

Ahhh

[chilly veldt]

I will never touch java with a 10 meter poll

[boreal scarab]

I finnaly remembered my USB Rubber ducky. Easy script of strings and enters lol. Makes my life 10x easier... especially when it's A and C

@loud marlin

[eternal timber]

Anyone ever use BlueJ?

That was such a great introduction to Java and programming general now that I think about it

[chilly veldt]

I use vscode and android studio

just rebooted my whole laptop, it idles at 8.5gb ram usage with what I need for work

[boreal scarab]

I use MSPaint

I draw my code. Get on my level

[mossy river]

We getting a noise complaint with this one 🗣️🗣️

bass goes hard rn

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-earthquake-shaking-tremor-scary-gif-13197702

[sick lance]

It's only a complaint if they don't enjoy it.

[mossy river]

I doubt people in their 50s-60s are going to like pop smoke

[shut hawk]

Nah, I'm sure Scrubz loves pop smoke

[low basin]

Who can teach me hack somebody

[mossy river]

https://tryhackme.com/ sign up at get hacking:)

[low basin]

Ok ty

Wait hold on

I dont trust links

[mossy river]

You joined a verified server called TryHackMe 😆

[low basin]

Wait

[mossy river]

Put it into urlscan or virustotal

[low basin]

Oh i forgot

I need help on hacking somebody

Uhh hello

[mossy river]

This is illegal and against our community rules.

[low basin]

Nvm then

Imma leave

Before i go

Do u know any discord server that could teach me to do that for free

Hacking somebody

And in illegal way

[mossy river]

Would be a bit pointless if we made it against our community rules but told you where you could do it, wouldn't it? lol

Word of warning: If someone on the internet is saying they're going to hack someone for free for you, they are probably going to hack you. Best not to poke the bear.

[steel aspen]

What's everyone up to?

[low basin]

Ik

[mossy river]

@steel aspen Please don't troll users who are clearly admitting to wanting help with breaking the rules.

[low basin]

Wait does dark web teach me

[steel aspen]

Sorry

[low basin]

I can give money

[sick lance]

I'm not that old. 🙂

[grim sparrow]

:hammer: osman09525#0 has been banned.

[mossy river]

Do you like pop smoke?

[steel aspen]

What's everyone up to?

[sick lance]

Never heard them tbh

[mossy river]

I'll DM you the link because some of the songs are... a little NSFW loool

[boreal scarab]

@loud marlin remind me to put a delay on the start of the script

[indigo mortar]

Hack the box

Tryhaxkme

[chilly veldt]

Pop smoke is nice

Ngl, we need a smoking chair at work

[sick lance]

This is TryHackMe

[mossy river]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-sparta-leonidas-fall-gif-8139307

[eternal timber]

It’s the same thing

[mossy river]

we will see what my neighbours think

[indigo mortar]

Ok thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @sick lance (current: #1 - 2525)

[chilly veldt]

don't care

as long as it's not at innapropriate hours, everything is good to go

[karmic geyser]

No he is inactive like he never been around.

[thorn jungle]

hecking is hard

[boreal scarab]

Fixed my script from my phone.... TECHNOLOGY!

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-technology-patrick-hung-gif-5567497

[worn thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-computer-tech-gif-6072756

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-scary-technology-old-people-oh-no-gif-12751578

[eternal timber]

Thought it was easy

[modest elk]

Not getting audio form my attack box

[rapid merlin]

Permissions from website maybe?

Whats even the usage of audio from attackbox

[heady nova]

ello

[crude stump]

The rizzler

[heady nova]

hellow Ace

how you been

[sick lance]

Is your speakers muted?

[heady nova]

yes why

[sick lance]

Not yours.

[sick lance]

Yours.

[heady nova]

oh

hi scrubz

hows life

[sick lance]

S'ok, you?

[heady nova]

taxes givin me bad dreams , just finished my internship. waiting on em to roll out the verdict

[crude stump]

Great wby

[boreal scarab]

Ayyyy script saved me so much time. While it was enrolling one, I was enrolling the other. Love the Rubber Ducky

[steel aspen]

Watching a TV show. Interesting port numbers to the left.

[hasty sand]

“Super ephemeral ports”

[steel aspen]

Yeah hahaha

Scorpion if anyone was wondering

[hasty sand]

🦂

♏

[steel aspen]

Not a bad show but I thought they would've got ports right.

Not even hard to Google.

[rapid merlin]

The ultra powerful secret haxor ports

[hasty sand]

🤷‍♂️ it’s interesting that they know what a port is but just threw random numbers in there.

[outer rivet]

What’s up 0 day

[steel aspen]

Yeah that too

[hasty sand]

What’s up how are you?

[outer rivet]

Pretty good sir hbu

[hasty sand]

Just waking up about to jump on a flight. I’m going to be 31 tomorrow 😢

[steel aspen]

Even if they just used the first 5 numbers up to 65535

[hasty sand]

Maybe it didn’t look as cool

[outer rivet]

Same I am at work 11 hour

😭

Want go home ngl

[steel aspen]

True gotta get those gfx in

[hasty sand]

I’m not even joking, you can look this up — 80% do not know what a browser is.

[steel aspen]

Then random script files to the right lol same image

Browser? Isn't that the villain from Mario?

[steel aspen]

Sarcasm btw

[hasty sand]

ChatGPT did a worse job so I’ll give them the points

[steel aspen]

Oh dang hahaha

[pine matrix]

I love 98.

[steel aspen]

What's that in Celsius I'm lazy

Like 30s?

Late 20s maybe

[pine matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/code-pairing-hacking-typing-gif-16079201

[steel aspen]

Each key is a script for shortcuts for haxor

[pine matrix]

we're hacking the mainframe with this one 🗣️ 🔥

[steel aspen]

Matrix, The One

[steel aspen]

Big flight?

[hasty sand]

Just going to see some people for my birthday. Not too far this time.

[steel aspen]

Oh nice much plans?

[hasty sand]

As soon as I get back, I’ll have a few days and then I’ll be at defcon. If any of you are going, I’ll be doing the keynote for Red Team Village on the 9th at 11 AM

[steel aspen]

Wish I could get to those events, there's nearly nothing like that in my country. If there are it's always in the capital which is on the other side of the country to where I am.

[hasty sand]

Sorry to hear that maybe you should start your own local meet up and see where it grows?

[pine matrix]

I'd love to go to one of those big events. Hard to justify such a 24 hr trip to end up in Vegas

[steel aspen]

Probably about 3 people max where I am lol. Very small town.

[hasty sand]

That’s better than 0 people haha!

[steel aspen]

Most of them are it support anyway

IT

[pine matrix]

Missed CrikeyCon because I was overseas

[hasty sand]

I can understand that, it is worth it, though I can tell you that much.

[pine matrix]

Oh yeah I'm sure I'd absolutely love it

[hasty sand]

Committing crimes in international waters again?

[heady nova]

any good resources on threat hunting?

[pine matrix]

Maybe my next pay rise (job hop)

[tired peak]

hows your internship Rinzler?

[steel aspen]

If its on international waters does it really count? /s

[hasty sand]

You are right 🧐😆

[shut hawk]

Happy (early) birthday @hasty sand, one day after mine lol

[hasty sand]

Happy birthday!!!

[tired peak]

Happy Birthday Jayy, 0day!

[pine matrix]

My lawyer has advised me not to answer 🕵️

[shut hawk]

Officially an Adult 👴

[tired peak]

congrats

[steel aspen]

Oh I forgot there is a one in our capital city but they're mainly in our most populated city which isn't our capital

[hasty sand]

As your new attorney, I give you full permission to do whatever you want because there are no laws in some international waters (I think)

[boreal scarab]

@hasty sand Since you're here. I have a comment about: https://youtube.com/shorts/RhIzBfEgIow?si=NKox0cmmZxI4j4L_

Personally, I would suggest a specific product, not tell people "just search X" and it's a crappy device that doesn't work.

[pine matrix]

Sounds like legal advise to me, thank you

I'll be around in a few days to drop the leather briefcase full of $100 bills in attorney fees

[tired peak]

wait, what? do you need my address?

[hasty sand]

I understand, trust me I wanted to link to a device that I trusted, that’s why I told people to read the reviews before they buy. I don’t want to monetize my content or make any affiliate links. One day, I’ll make a video explaining why I feel that way.

[chilly veldt]

scorpion is meh

[boreal scarab]

Condolences

[steel aspen]

Oh I said that other thing as a joke, surely there will be some laws there 🤣

[steel aspen]

Yeah nothing great. I started watching Mr Robot but didn't like that either. Not sure what else to try in regards to that.

[heady nova]

Awesomestttt, I'll probably get a full time offer is what the team hinted. I did threat hunting even though I applied for SoC

[chilly veldt]

scorpion is just the same story with different clothes every episode

[tired peak]

woot!!

[steel aspen]

Yeah you're not wrong

[boreal scarab]

Ahh gotcha
Why not put an Amazon link, not affiliate link, in the comments for people?

[heady nova]

Happy Birthday to our dev guru

[steel aspen]

Just couldn't get into Mr Robot. Any other suggestions?

[chilly veldt]

something something, "oh this thing broke, it'll ruin the world", works on thing, "WORK HARDER, IT'S SECONDS TILL THE WORLD IS ENDING", fixes it and saves the world seconds before it happens

[heady nova]

I asked em about that 100% off on msft certs and they told me to do em when I come back next year so :/

[chilly veldt]

not sure, I loved Mr Robot

[tired peak]

ahh ok cool cool

[boreal scarab]

I was getting into Mr Robot... then work happened, haven't gotten back into it

[steel aspen]

Hahaha or something going wrong

[heady nova]

Happy birthday too dude

[chilly veldt]

yeah

[steel aspen]

First few episodes of Mr Robot were alright

[lusty sage]

yo guys what program should i get u know doing all the terminal stuff without using the vm on the site?

[steel aspen]

But got bored of it

[eternal timber]

Do you guys use HackerOne

[eternal timber]

Mr Robot is the best piece of television ever

[steel aspen]

Yeah just couldn't get into it

[pine matrix]

Guh I wanted to go to bed earlier but the exam that was supposed to take 1 hr took almost 2.5

[heady nova]

how you been?

[steel aspen]

That happens to me with THM rooms

30 mins is suddenly an hour and a half

[eternal timber]

Same lol

I keep getting distracted

[tired peak]

good 🙂 busy as always. I'm stepping into the google cloud stuff lately

[tired peak]

thats a bit of a stretch

[eternal timber]

Nuh uh

The ending was perfection

[tired peak]

I couldn't get through season 2

oh Crowdstrike stock decided to take a continued dive, how far it gonna go

[eternal timber]

Is that when Elliot is in prison?

[pine matrix]

I wish it was only 1.5 hrs for me. It's a blessing and a curse

[tired peak]

I don't think so

[eternal timber]

Try finishing the series if you have the time. It really is great.

[heady nova]

Btw can I DM?

[tired peak]

sure

[pine matrix]

I can't just walk away. Spent 20 hrs this weekend studying, skipped lunch both days because I totally forgot. ( I don't recommend this )

[candid niche]

@hasty sand its your birthday here in Aus in 5 mins so Happy Birthday

[languid pagoda]

Any 'Social Engineering Toolkit' pro here?

[candid niche]

https://tenor.com/view/essica-monthly-birb-23rd-gif-7273500283230742889

[steel aspen]

I wanna ping birb

[candid niche]

You can have mine, I just need you to fill out a google form for me /s

[chilly veldt]

idk, might throw in some money and buy at the dip

[tired peak]

it may keep dipping... already talk of lawsuits

[eternal timber]

https://tenor.com/view/hacking-gif-25051087

[chilly veldt]

yup, which is why I am waiting

[hasty sand]

You Australians are living in the future, I need to start asking you guys since you’re basically a day ahead of us.

Time travelers

[pine matrix]

3 mins and we can tell you your future

🔮

[eternal timber]

Woah

No.1 on the leaderboard

[steel aspen]

I'm a time traveller to Australia

[candid niche]

We saw the crowdstrike fiasco coming, we chose to watch it burn

[pine matrix]

Tomorrow.. will be Tuesday...

[hasty sand]

Am I going to get my first wrinkle on my face tomorrow? That’s how we know if you’re really a time traveler.

[steel aspen]

2am here

[tired peak]

7am here

[chilly veldt]

@hasty sand that's a lie, you already have one

[candid niche]

I hit 31 in march, no wrinkles yet but the greys are coming in hard and fast

[hasty sand]

[tired peak]

2am sounds like Hawaii?

[chilly veldt]

4pm here

[pine matrix]

2am.. Kiwi?

[steel aspen]

Nah I'm psychic. I'm predicting you're flying at some point.

[tired peak]

or pacific islands?

[hasty sand]

Those gray hairs are thick and I don’t even understand how they come out of my head

[hasty sand]

Take my money!

[eternal timber]

10 am here

[lament tendon]

Old people moment. || Just kidding. ||

[steel aspen]

I also saw it from the future

[pine matrix]

28 and getting some greys. Probably over for me

[tired peak]

yup, you are close to death

[hasty sand]

Confirmed as a person living in the past, it is over for you.

[pine matrix]

One foot in the grave

[steel aspen]

28? Wheres the walking frame

[eternal timber]

This is what death looks like

[hasty sand]

You really need to fix that!

Really bad for you

[eternal timber]

I’m trying

[thorn jungle]

is it?

[steel aspen]

That is very bad

[pine matrix]

If I'm gonna be old, other people need to suffer with me. Wheel chair only @steel aspen

[steel aspen]

I'm getting to the walking stick stage

[lament tendon]

How tf did you make a barcode your sleep schedule?

[hasty sand]

should I ask the airport to give me special assistance today and wheel me to the airplane?

I don’t think they’d be surprised at my age

[steel aspen]

I've got the bone clicks cracks and other noises I've never heard

[eternal timber]

Mental illnesses lol

[lament tendon]

If I scan it and it's not a rickroll, I will be disappointed.

[eternal timber]

Idk your words

[tired peak]

yes, just tip them good

[steel aspen]

Does the USA have a retired card where you get discounts?

[lament tendon]

0day's correct tho, that is mad unhealthy and also increses your chance of getting dementia by a lot (if you keep at that long term).

[pine matrix]

I think you deserve it

[hasty sand]

You know I will!

[tired peak]

(I flew shortly before a meniscus tear surgery, the wheelchair people at the airport are awesome)

[terse spindle]

back starting to crack? :P

[tired peak]

AARP

[hasty sand]

On another level!

[steel aspen]

What you mean starting?

[hasty sand]

I’m in like permanent “Hacker neck” position — I’ve been sitting at a computer for like 15 years straight.

My back is all kinds of messed up

[steel aspen]

Oh yeah

[pine matrix]

Pigeon neck mode

[steel aspen]

Azure helped me with this, got your AARP card ready?

[tired peak]

you can fight hacker neck

[steel aspen]

Ergonomics

[thorn jungle]

can u help me in 1 thing pliz

[chilly veldt]

That moment when you remember that you shouldn't talk about one thing you're doing

Mid sentence

[hasty sand]

Even staring at my phone right now it’s about 3 inches from my face because I can’t see well 😂 jokes aside, I am getting old

[chilly veldt]

Time to take over your prodigy Ryan

[candid niche]

I keep putting off to get my eyes tested because I was told a decade ago I had perfect eyesight.

[terse spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/magnifying-redd-foxx-fred-sanford-sanford-and-son-looking-for-it-gif-17834149

[eternal timber]

Depends on what it is

[candid niche]

but I know id probably benefit from some glasses

[pine matrix]

Night all, have a good morning/day etc

[hasty sand]

That’s the closest possible representation of what’s going on right now.

[tired peak]

when you get to your 40s, you start complaining about tiny font

[eternal timber]

Might be too late for me tbh

[terse spindle]

You too!

[tired peak]

"how come this font on this thing is so tiny?"

[hasty sand]

So then I’ll be getting Lasik eye surgery

[chilly veldt]

Oh btw Ryan, can I DM you about something cool I found out

[pine matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-professor-hubert-farnsworth-eyes-gif-3592844138789763180

[sick lance]

-# This one?

[hasty sand]

Of course

[thorn jungle]

can i dm i cant share pics rh

[tired peak]

stop playing with the old people

[terse spindle]

-# What's the point of using this?

[tired peak]

I dunno if Lasik helps with that, maybe