general

[steel aspen]

How'd it actually affect the drivers

[marble totem]

global

[silver sky]

Worldwide

[steel aspen]

Worldwide

Only with Crowdstrike tho

[rapid merlin]

No

[somber verge]

it's kind of wild that just one company can do this

[steel aspen]

Nah only crowd strike

[harsh sedge]

no, only windows OS which had uhh that program which i am not fully aware of

[steel aspen]

Not wrong lol

[worn thorn]

hidden c2 but not c2

[silver sky]

Ah yes I'll leave my enterprise to be vulnerable just to make sure an update doesn't have a rare occurrence of a bug.

[boreal scarab]

Does it help any further that one of the Pi's is my PiHole, which handles my entire network's DNS?
Other just just a flight tracker

[steel aspen]

Falcon sensor

[steel aspen]

Shut the pi hole

[boreal scarab]

[harsh sedge]

i never said that you should NEVER update, but thing i said is a common stragety which is usually used with beta versions of new updates

[steel aspen]

Come on it was right there someone had to

[silver sky]

It wasn't a beta.....

I don't think you understand

[normal rose]

Well I get that it is necessary to have a secure system which is up to date. But I think that not every update is always making your it more secure.

[harsh sedge]

oh im not talking about current situation because i dont have enough information about that, im talking generally

[boreal scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ILaessjNU-w?si=QtEmkkzvPdqv5c0n

Ah yes. Nothing like giving your elderly neighbors PTSD

[steel aspen]

Security posture is important and keeping everything up to date is definitely the most critical and important part of that.

[harsh sedge]

the thing i said can depend on the situation though, if your current system has a HUGE vulnerability, update it instantly. but if it's a small thing which is not discoverable easily, ya can wait a little time to make sure that the new update doesn't have any bugs

[normal rose]

Yes I totally get that. But I can also remember that a couple of years ago Windows bricked itself with an update.

[neon river]

Someone from Q/A is going to have a very bad day

[steel aspen]

Dam I'd hate to be the spokesperson from crowd strike if it isn't the ceo

PR person lol

[silver sky]

💀

[neon river]

They’ll prolly make a press release on their blog or smth

I don’t think I would be able to show my face after a colossal fuckup on this scale lmao

[tired peak]

I always said you are allowed to make one oopsie at work, I doubt this is an allowed oopsie

[silver sky]

I also remember in 2004 when people were racing to download a fix for an LSASS vulnerability and instead would lose against the worm that exploited it that caused system instability.

Because windows didn't have automatic updates back then.

[normal rose]

Yeah I was there

But what is better than?

[silver sky]

What worm am I talking about?

[normal rose]

I mean this is also a nightmare

Sasser as far as I remember.

W32.Blaster-Wurm

W32.Lovsan

[silver sky]

It was Sasser

And that was a nightmare

Better to be a bug than a worm

[normal rose]

Ok yes I can agree to that

[silver sky]

Let's say you turn off automatic updates because of your concern and then your company gets ransomwared.

Is that better than one rare bug?

[tired peak]

this is pretty much a worm cuz you got IT departments installing it for you 🤣

[neon river]

I wouldn’t mind being a paid software updater lol

The job role being to update software

[normal rose]

Well I think that's where it depends on how you creates your network. For example in the production at Mercedes not every qr code scanner has to have access to the Internet

[worn thorn]

I'd make a lottery where 1 our of 1000 gets rickrolled

[boreal scarab]

@silver sky Oh I went to a shooting range yesterday!

[worn thorn]

fancy ar

[neon river]

Is that a XM7/SIG MCX Spear?

[quiet pulsar]

Omg that’s amazing

Lucky

Ive always wanted to

[neon river]

Hasn’t even been a day an xkcd already has a comic lmao

[tired peak]

or someone does

[night prairie]

You reckon the company will survive after this? I'd assume a shit ton of lawsuits will soon come

[fast mulch]

They will. Its a PR nightmare, but it only impacted Windows servers.

[neon river]

Yes

Crowdstrike is a very big company

[steel aspen]

They're huge they will

[night prairie]

Ah I see

[tired peak]

sure it will

[neon river]

Buying crowdstrike stock at this time looks like a good idea tbh

[night prairie]

😂

[tired peak]

yeah you could totally do that

[neon river]

Once the markets open

[steel aspen]

The ones they rekt 😎

Just kidding

[neon river]

Didn’t even realise that damn

[steel aspen]

Actually yeah definitely would've impacted them too

Assuming they use crowd strike ig

[night prairie]

I saw a tweet (or are they called Xs now?) from someone saying that they pushed an update without testing it, does anyone have a bit more info?

[tired peak]

markets should be open soon, 14 minutes

[harsh sedge]

hehe

[tired peak]

yes exactly what happened

[shut hawk]

bad driver caused a boot loop

[steel aspen]

What driver

[night prairie]

Ah

[neon river]

Do you think they’ll do a buyback?

[boreal scarab]

I can speak for the pistol, it's a skeletanized 2011, or 1911. As for rifle, all I know is that it's an AR, don't know what exactly it is, my friend picked out both to rent

[boreal scarab]

MURICA!

[rapid merlin]

hi

[neon river]

Like AR or assault rifle

[tired peak]

maybe, I dunno, their stock is cheap enough

[boreal scarab]

AR

[tired peak]

can we not talk about guns here, please

[steel aspen]

Very weird looking lol

[shut hawk]

https://x.com/brody_n77/status/1814185935476863321

Brody (@brody_n77) on X

@_JohnHammond There is a faulty channel file, so not quite an update.

There is a workaround...

1. Boot Windows into Safe Mode or WRE.
2. Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike
3. Locate and delete file matching "C-00000291*.sys"
4. Boot normally.

1/2

Twitter · Jul 19, 2024, 6:30 AM

[boreal scarab]

I'm not one of those idiots who call AR "Assault Rifles"

[tropic stratus]

How widespread/commonplace is CrowdStrike anyways? I've had a mild/moderate interest in cybersecurity in general and while I know a lot of antivirus software, I've literally never heard of it until today, and now I find out systems are down worldwide because of a bad update?

[tired peak]

very

[fast mulch]

I agree, can this be taken else where?

[steel aspen]

Assault Rifle-15

[boreal scarab]

I wanted to shoot the Scar H, that thing is a FUCKING BEUTY

[tired peak]

like if you want, take it do DMs

[boreal scarab]

This is the Scar H, 7.62x51mm

[tropic stratus]

I guess I've been living under a rock. I've always used Malwarebytes personally. Granted, I don't own a bussiness enterprise so maybe crowdstrike has features that are more appealing to enterprises compared to someone like me who's just an average joe who uses a computer for personal use?

[boreal scarab]

0 kickback

[steel aspen]

Crowd strike is more commercialised

[tropic stratus]

That probably explains it.

[tired peak]

yes because it costs money

[tropic stratus]

I wonder if it's decent. Granted, if an update completely FUBAR's your computer, I can't exactly say it's a good antivirus.

[neon river]

I would think it’s pretty good

Considering their repute

[tired peak]

that is why it has taken planes down

[neon river]

Before the crashing fiasco

[tired peak]

well not down but like grounded planes

[fast mulch]

Its used globally, one of the larger Security Software Vendor companies.

[tropic stratus]

As I've said I use malwarebytes and that's always been Ol' Reliable. Got reccomended it from BleepingComputer (old techie support forum) because I had a rootkit or something that MacAfee couldn't get rid of. (This was like back before 2010-ish)

[steel aspen]

Yeah that would kill the company I think

[neon river]

You underestimate the ability of big companies to dodge liability

[tropic stratus]

I hope they can get it fixed.

[fast mulch]

Malewarebytes is greate for home users. However in commerical I would be using Crowdstrike or another vendor similiar; not malewarebytes.

[steel aspen]

True

[tired peak]

surprisingly, probably not

[steel aspen]

Nah probably not tbf

[tired peak]

I mean have you seen Microsoft updates?

[neon river]

PrintNightmare

[steel aspen]

Particularly huge ones like that

[tired peak]

Microsoft itself has had some oopsies

[fast mulch]

🤣

[steel aspen]

Yeah like that stupid screenshot your computer randomly

Send it to a folder or something lol

[neon river]

Yeah copilot recall

[steel aspen]

Yeah that's the most stupidest thing I've ever heard

[neon river]

Wouldn’t have been as bad if it wasn’t initially on by default

[steel aspen]

No privacy

Saves locally but do Microsoft take a copy too?

[neon river]

I believe it does go to the cloud

AFAIK

[steel aspen]

As in if u have show password ticked it'll show and not blank it

What if you're not in cloud?

Or does it go straight to one drive?

Or just one in particular I mean

[neon river]

My bad it doesn’t as far as Microsoft says

[steel aspen]

Idk. I'd be paranoid about it.

[neon river]

But I wouldn’t put it past them to upload the pictures anyway

[steel aspen]

Yeah they love spyware lol

[shut hawk]

I have a crowdstrike lanyard, I wonder how long it'd take to be recognised if I wore it outside

[steel aspen]

People might think you're the culprit

[tired peak]

my gardener has a crowdstrike cap, when I first saw it, I had to take a double take

he has had it for a few months

[steel aspen]

Never trust the gardener it was him

[tired peak]

somehow doubt that

[night prairie]

gardener by day, hacker by night

[tropic stratus]

I hope the people responsibile for this are fired.

or at least punished somehow. (pay cuts, etc.)

[steel aspen]

Mr Robot but not a gardener

[tropic stratus]

and steps taken to try and prevent this from happening again. Did they not test the update?

[tired peak]

sad thing is that the every day junior devs will be let go, the managers who are supposed to guide those people? they are fine

[steel aspen]

Either way he's seeing bugs 😎

[agile thicket]

Hello guys I need help

[tropic stratus]

I remember I think Macafee once, a long time ago, had a similar bad update where it would falsely detect and delete svchost which would cause a reboot loop

[steel aspen]

Ouch that's bad lol

I never liked macafee

[tropic stratus]

Same, I hated it.

[neon river]

I would think less the devs and more Q/A

[tropic stratus]

at least back in 2008-ish

[steel aspen]

Altho I use avg

For basic

[neon river]

It’s their job to catch these things in the first place

[tropic stratus]

no idea if modern mcafee is any better

[neon river]

I use kaspersky

[tropic stratus]

agreed, this shouldn't happen.

[steel aspen]

I hated their desktop popups every 5 minutes

[tired peak]

well maybe they don't have q/a...

[tropic stratus]

it's like a patient going in for surgery at a hospital and they amputate the wrong limb, or do the wrong procedure, or a medical record gets mixed up etc

[neon river]

That is straight up just irresponsible on crowdstrike’s part like wtf

[tropic stratus]

a update basically bricking a computer is about just as bad

[tired peak]

this is a fun thread
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/georgekurtz_crowdstrike-is-actively-working-with-customers-activity-7220000897341251584-K2OS

[agile thicket]

I need help

[shut hawk]

with?

[agile thicket]

we talk in private

[shut hawk]

id rather you asked here

[harsh sedge]

ah come on buddy

[neon river]

I’m pretty sure we all know how this ends

[tired peak]

just state what you need

[harsh sedge]

they wanna get someone's phone number and address

[tired peak]

what?

[loud marlin]

39C fracking hell...

[loud marlin]

my eye socket are sweeting

[steel aspen]

Oh wow lol same dude

[harsh sedge]

lmao

[neon river]

I need a bingo sheet for this stuff

[loud marlin]

just give him number of Vatikan. it's around 22e one minute

[tired peak]

read the rules bud, no DMing people without permission and this is an ethical server #rules

[pine stratus]

how application servers and webservers communicate with each other ?

[steel aspen]

Pore person 😉

[neon river]

Rookie numbers

[tired peak]

also why you stalking people?

[loud marlin]

at last i gove that num to scamers

[neon river]

HTTP?

or maybe REST APIs?

[tired peak]

look up client/server architecture

[agile thicket]

To find the French Whatsapp phone number of Khadidja Benmessaoud, she is a person who works, she does tourism in Southern Algeria Tamanrasset, she lives in Paris in 75009 in the 9th arrondissement

[neon river]

Bro

WTF

[tired peak]

we don't do that here

[silver sky]

Jealous

[pine stratus]

Wikipedia?

[tired peak]

yes or google

[neon river]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Client–server_model

[loud marlin]

yes. but here in NL. we have no forest or so. is hell with no cold air at all

[neon river]

Same here in Australia

But we get around 46C

[loud marlin]

• we are under the sea lvl. so all water moist and things fall down and is horror

[neon river]

Oof

Although that is similar to Queensland

[tired peak]

39C in NL? wow, you about to die aren't you?

[sick lance]

Center parcs have a cashless system in place since covid.

They're whole system is down, nobody can pay for anything.

[neon river]

What are centre certs?

[loud marlin]

it's hell indeed.

[sick lance]

Corrected!

[steel aspen]

John Hammond did a thumbnail on a YouTube video mocking the blue screen. Little did he know. 😂

4 days ago

[tired peak]

maybe he did know

[neon river]

Oh is it like a resort or smth

[neon river]

Conspiracy?!?!?!?! /s

[tired peak]

he is one with the force

[steel aspen]

Oh the fix is a backup file lol

Crowdstrike.tmp or safe mode

[shadow loom]

READY YOUR WALLETS: <t:1721395800:R>

[tired peak]

I'm not buying your wares

[tepid furnace]

force him to make a game engine in lua

[neon river]

Gotta buy it before the buyback

[tired peak]

ahh I thought the markets opened at 9am eastern

[loud marlin]

<t:1721394589:R>

[tired peak]

I prefer to do index funds,

also, I'd wait to see how far it plummets

or put in a buy order at $100 🤣

[pine stratus]

best weather

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-leave-gif-5785321051025239919

[tired peak]

do you live where I live? (I doubt it, since those numbers are in C)

although we get no rainstorms

[wooden totem]

exactly, best weather to go out

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-returned-general-kirigan-ben-barnes-shadow-and-bone-im-back-gif-12199656944440281441

[shadow loom]

Imagine the many crisis meetings going on right now

[pine stratus]

i live in Russia

[shadow loom]

"quick touch up on that stock situation"

xD

[pine stratus]

😆

[tired peak]

wow... hola 🤣

[gray sonnet]

What for 👀

[pine stratus]

i exposed my location 😭 , but russia is big , am not scared !

[gray sonnet]

Moscow

[gray sonnet]

It's not big...it's MASSIVE!

[pine stratus]

elimination strategy won't work with me

[pine stratus]

trueee

[gray sonnet]

Okay, so not Moscow, St. Petersburg??

[pine stratus]

we can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested, but hypothetically if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified and cannot be disclosed

[gray sonnet]

oh wow, that's a significant drop

[sand trench]

crowdstrike is having a bad day

waiting to see if they get sued for damages

[gray sonnet]

lmfaoo

[gray sonnet]

they probably will lol

atleast the weekend started early 🤷‍♂️

[sand trench]

someone pushed to prod on a friday/thursday

[pine stratus]

i think this is not the first time

[sand trench]

evil evil people

[pine stratus]

isn't that Microsoft fault ?

[sand trench]

nope it is not microsofts fault

[shadow loom]

<t:1721395800:R> 👀

[pine stratus]

Howw

[night prairie]

oh just dipped below 300

[gray sonnet]

343 👀

[sand trench]

crowdstrike makes software that runs on tons of systems
their package/driver causes the bsod by handling things
hence microsoft is off the hook

[night prairie]

am i looking at the wrong one 😭

[tired peak]

integration testing... what integration testing?

[wooden totem]

you gotta buy buy buy right now

(not financial advice)

[gray sonnet]

you think I have 343$

[tired peak]

oh I'd still wait a bit

(you can buy partial stock shares)

[night prairie]

i'm investing my whole £2 networth

[wooden totem]

its already recovering

you got 15 milliseconds to buy or you will never recover

[shadow loom]

yeah me too

gonna give it 10-15 mins or so and see what happens

[loud marlin]

any here try Hyprland ?

[shadow loom]

a 10% short is not worth it with my amount of money

[wooden totem]

put 3mil in and send a tweet about the rush

(not financial advice)

[gray sonnet]

299.95 this is apparently the pre-market price

[neon river]

its 297.97 right now

[crude stump]

What is it

[gray sonnet]

yeah

it's dropping lol

[shadow loom]

I'm still not sure why Microsoft is part of the root cause

[loud marlin]

like i3 just not i3

[gray sonnet]

@boreal scarab should know

[wooden totem]

(clearly wants money for himself)

[boreal scarab]

Hmm?

[sand trench]

it is not

[gray sonnet]

I'm still not sure why Microsoft is part of the root cause
-Birb

[sand trench]

bad driver hence bsod

could happen on macos and linux too

[shadow loom]

context...

[sand trench]

if you get a bad enough driver you get kernel panics

[shadow loom]

Microsoft is always part of the root cause

[gray sonnet]

I don't have the money to pay for tuition, you think I'd have money for this

[crude stump]

Ah

[loud marlin]

cos it is

[crude stump]

I see

[gray sonnet]

It still might be DNS

[boreal scarab]

Because Microsoft is shit and ties IE in with the kernal

[shadow loom]

Why were MS services down this morning then?

[sand trench]

would be funniner if it was BGP again

[gray sonnet]

lmfao

[sand trench]

oh... seperate issue

[shadow loom]

at the same time?

[sand trench]

just funny coinicidence

[shadow loom]

ouch

[wooden totem]

take a 3mil loan pay back in 18 months
(not finacial advice)

[sand trench]

or it could be as everyone that got bsod:s called microsoft or sent debug posts to microsoft

[shadow loom]

maybe ye

[sand trench]

when you don't understand that it is crowdstrike

[gray sonnet]

yeahhh, I tried, but I've already exceeded my limit cause liver stuff

[shadow loom]

I think some MS cloud products were offline though

like Azure stuff

[sand trench]

yeah probably just funny coincidence with issues then

[shadow loom]

i guess

[tired peak]

premarket price is dropping

296 now

can we get a 200?

[wooden totem]

(no)

[shadow loom]

[tired peak]

positive thoughts

295

[wooden totem]

positive thoughts in gambling

[tired peak]

like I said, I don't buy individual stocks

but its fun to watch sometimes

[shadow loom]

I've had a good time with Nano Nuclear Energy

[gray sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-cat-kek-cat-laugh-laughing-gif-25202548

[shadow loom]

riding the $4 -> $30 wave

[gray sonnet]

it's firm at 295.3

[steel aspen]

How about vim nuclear energy

[wooden totem]

im always watching and just giving financial advice to others cus I have too much money
(not financial advice plus im broke)

[shadow loom]

too dangerous... people don't know how to stop it again if something happens

[steel aspen]

Hey alexa Google how to quit vim

[tired peak]

also, like you never know, in a week, they'll be like "yeah our processes suck, gotta rehaul everything"

opens at 294

[wooden totem]

go big or go home, buy 10.000 in next 30 seconds
(don't do that)

[shadow loom]

YAAAAY

[gray sonnet]

Markents have opened!!!

[shadow loom]

it's open!

[tired peak]

then there will be Crowdstrike whistle blowers and then they start dying

[gray sonnet]

WOW

That dropped so fast

[wooden totem]

who dropped the 5mil

[tired peak]

293

[gray sonnet]

Why the hell is NVIDIA dropping

[wooden totem]

gotta sell to buy

[shadow loom]

rip

[loud marlin]

all is dropping atm

[gray sonnet]

and why is NVIDIA cheaper than crowdstrike 😭

[wooden totem]

cus its worth more

[gray sonnet]

we're at 290!

[shadow loom]

Stop touching my NVIDIA stonks

[pearl raven]

Lmao

[loud marlin]

it is same reason why corona beer was almost dead when corona virus was cool or so

[gray sonnet]

it's going up again

[tired peak]

292

[gray sonnet]

lmfao

[wooden totem]

thats usually how it goes

[gray sonnet]

I know lol 😭

however much it may be, I still can't afford it

[wooden totem]

if you didnt buy above 57k in the last 2 minutes, go off the internet and cry cus you missed being rich
(literally untrue)

[pearl raven]

298

[gray sonnet]

eh, it's going up again

it'll probably go back to its original price in a couple days

[tired peak]

maybe

[wooden totem]

(only saying that cus he didnt buy)

[tired peak]

as long as crowstrike employees keep their mouth shut

[gray sonnet]

How'd you know!

[shadow loom]

I'm in a $299

[gray sonnet]

or they fire the intern that pushed code to production on a friday

[shadow loom]

time for the

[pine stratus]

when you are here wasting time chatting, there are people who make money from this stuff

[gray sonnet]

hey, I can't buy it cause I'm broke asf, so I thought why not talk about it 🤷‍♂️

[tired peak]

if they start talking about how they have horrible processes, then next thing you know, down they go again

[pearl raven]

@pine stratus these are also people that have the money, to make money.

[wooden totem]

loan gambling:

(not financial advice)

[gray sonnet]

my bank wouldn't give me loans anymore either 🤷‍♂️

Oof

they really screwed up bad

[shadow loom]

they did yes, but the prices were down all the way at -20% earlier today

[gray sonnet]

wasn't that just pre market?

[shadow loom]

I think @silver sky managed to get some in at -17% or cheaper... it's at -12% now

ye ye pre market

[gray sonnet]

I'd hold until stuff cools off a little (NOT financial advice)

[shadow loom]

xD

[gray sonnet]

the market closes at what? 3PM EST?

[shadow loom]

RISK IT ALL, RIDE THE WAVE
(not financial advice)

I think so, or 3:30

4?

[gray sonnet]

yup

4PM eastern

[shadow loom]

reeeee

[gray sonnet]

lmfaooo

eh, it's NVIDIA, they'll rebound

[shadow loom]

I stg I join the nvidia train just before it declines

ye they will

[gray sonnet]

they just need 1 more gpu

[shadow loom]

AI is here to stay and Nvidia is way ahead in that race

[wooden totem]

everybody knows you gotta sell everything when you see an opportunity to go all in

[gray sonnet]

they already are, they're wayyy ahead of any of their competitors (I'm looking at you AMD)

[shadow loom]

xD

[gray sonnet]

for now the stock price is just hovering around 300 +/- 5

[sand trench]

https://www.xkcd.com/2057/

[shut hawk]

we balling

[wooden totem]

thats whats up

shoudve put 3mil at 290 like I said

(not financial advice)

[shadow loom]

I was close to buying $100 worth of bitcoin back when it was at $4

but knowing me I would have sold the first time it skyrocketed to $100

xD

[wooden totem]

everyone who is online but not talking is making big bucks rn

[shadow loom]

lol

Wide boi is happy

I'm up $20 now.. now the purchase/sales fees are covered at least

[sand trench]

shadows total profits from buying bitcoin == 500 usd

[gray sonnet]

NO SHIT

[wooden totem]

thats whats up

[gray sonnet]

You can still trade on the italian and german stock markets 😉
(NOT financial advice)

[wooden totem]

shouldve put triple

[sand trench]

i.e forgot about a bitcoin wallet and about 5 years later found the credentials for it

logged in

and tada randomly 500 usd richer

[gray sonnet]

and you sold...

[gray sonnet]

"Unusual trading volume"

[tired peak]

I bought Netflix early on, when I realized I was up $1200, I sold, I could've been up a lot lot more

[tepid furnace]

wallstreet bets is gonna go ham

[crude stump]

Damn

[gray sonnet]

it fell from 356 to 304...

[wooden totem]

all part of the plan

[shadow loom]

[wooden totem]

couldve also plummeted

[gray sonnet]

stock will probably rebound if no one terminates their contracts with crowdstrike

[tired peak]

could've

[wooden totem]

1200 is good

if you had it for more than year then maybe not idk

[tired peak]

I had put $50 into it

[wooden totem]

thats good then

fire

[crude stump]

50 and you made 1200 is unbelievable

[tired peak]

but its not

[shadow loom]

311 and rising my dudes

[tired peak]

its at over 600, I bought it at like $1, it was very early on

[wooden totem]

sell after the rise of the second fall

(not financial advice)

[gray sonnet]

I'm sure it's gonna rebound in a couple days

[shadow loom]

yea it'll only be a short dip for sure

[tired peak]

or it could plummet in a couple days if stories start coming in

[shadow loom]

but they fixed the problem and are rolling out updates

[gray sonnet]

we still got a whole lot of hours before the market closes, it may rebound to it's original price today 🤷‍♂️, only time will tell

[tired peak]

like I said, all you need is some crazy intern going like "you should see their dev process"

[gray sonnet]

was it an intern that pushed code to production on a friday?

with how the stock has done so far, I'm confident it's only gonna be either a couple hours or a day at the latest

[wooden totem]

right after they put a ton in

[idle snow]

the already affected computers require manual intervention to get out of the BSOD loop

[shadow loom]

I was riding the happy train of Darktrace when it went public... then some idiot analyst announced on a Sunday evening that they didn't understand why this was the case because the tool on its own is useless if you don't have an experienced teem of analysts to use it, also

stock prices dipped like mad

xD

[tepid furnace]

im just upset I didnt buy nvidia when I wanted to a few years back

[real girder]

can anybody help me whith an hack on somebody sending nudes to a minor sory for just bursting on here

[tepid furnace]

I ended up buying disney instead since I knew more about them at the time

[gray sonnet]

ouch

[shadow loom]

Microsoft has officially stated that rebooting up to 15 times should fix it, too

which is hilarious

[wooden totem]

no time for sorries on the market, look forward to what the next mistakes can be!
(not financial advice even if it sounds cool)

[shadow loom]

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cnk4jdwp49et?post=asset%3A96677f7a-887d-40bc-a4d7-c8ce0434d0b9#post

[shut hawk]

wait where

[tepid furnace]

nah I know

[shadow loom]

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cnk4jdwp49et?post=asset%3A96677f7a-887d-40bc-a4d7-c8ce0434d0b9#post

[idle snow]

while reboot == True
reboot

[tepid furnace]

no break?!?!

where is the end of the loop

you fool you've doomed us all

[idle snow]

pretty sure Crowdstrike has the break

[tepid furnace]

real

[gray sonnet]

Oh my god

now that's what you call a good dip in the pool 😎

[loud marlin]

it's rug pull 🙂

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/it-problem-phone-call-have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again-gif-17823069

[wooden totem]

tesla still down lol

[tepid furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanoff-he-sold-pump-it-gif-23606817

[buoyant tree]

hullo

[gray sonnet]

yo

[wooden totem]

you missed being rich

[gray sonnet]

lmfaoooo

[buoyant tree]

What ya doin

[buoyant tree]

bah

[gray sonnet]

looking at crowdstrike stock

[loud marlin]

41C fracking ...

[cedar remnant]

Oh boy I sure love Crowdstrike! Another lovely morning at the office! Time for my favorite activity of the workday, checking my Crowdstrike dashboard...

[buoyant tree]

Oi vain u watcheed monkey man?

[chilly veldt]

24c here and I'm just walking around in hoodie and sweatpants

[shadow loom]

Good morning

[gray sonnet]

watched what

[wooden totem]

thats like winter temps

[buoyant tree]

The monkey man

[loud marlin]

i watch them every day... from 0600 to 1500 on work

[buoyant tree]

It's a Indian American movie

[shut hawk]

31c here :(

[gray sonnet]

wut that

[buoyant tree]

Google it

[mossy river]

Bought a speaker for absolutely no good reason 😔

[gray sonnet]

26C here 👀

[crude stump]

@mossy river

[chilly veldt]

Winter temps here are -5c

[mossy river]

Ha, L bozo

[loud marlin]

that's perfect... im melting here

[shadow loom]

typical BMW fan move

[chilly veldt]

I am trying to make weight for next week

[wooden totem]

I wish I had that

[buoyant tree]

It's like Indian John Wick but instead of his dog being killed it was his mother

[mossy river]

This is illegal and against our community rules

[shut hawk]

shudup no PC user

[crude stump]

Matt got his hands on crowdstrike software

[mossy river]

The bass just gave me heart palpitations though, worth it

[wooden totem]

you missed being rich

[shut hawk]

my monitor arrived whooo

[mossy river]

I’m going to send you a ping of death if you keep acting up 😠

[tepid furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-to-the-manager-drinking-fountain-kitten-kitty-water-gif-16327777

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ignore-do-not-disturb-go-away-ignored-ignoring-gif-25567988

[buoyant tree]

Don't you need your PC for it?

[mossy river]

Omg the quality is actually amazing, time to get a noise complaint

[tired peak]

hey jabba

[mossy river]

OI YOU AS WELL

[shadow loom]

[mossy river]

Hello Zoj

[buoyant tree]

Try plugging it into your PC

[chilly veldt]

Jabba, can you help me make weight?

[tired peak]

jabba built me a new pc? thank you jabba

[gray sonnet]

Hi jabba 👋

[mossy river]

Umm, iron would probably be the best to make a weight

[brisk tree]

Can't believe an update outed so much 🤣

[neon river]

"The team behind Formula One drivers Lewis Hamilton and George Russell appeared to have encountered the same PC issues that airlines and banking services have been experiencing this morning – at least according to an image doing the rounds on social media.

It shows Mercedes team members in t-shirts emblazoned with Crowdstrike’s logo, whilst apparently contending with the same blue screen of death their update has wrought on many PCs.

Formula One drivers have been taking to the Hungaroring racetrack near Budapest for their first practice ahead of Sunday’s Hungarian Grand Prix."

[mossy river]

Hello Vain

[chilly veldt]

Smh smh

[shadow loom]

Jabba on a Stick: heaviest weight in the universe

[chilly veldt]

Make weight not make a weight

[mossy river]

Of course of course, PayPal me £200 and it’s all yours

[buoyant tree]

uh btw what's the tldr on the crowdstrike situation

Don't know anything at all

[tired peak]

what the

[shut hawk]

its 2024 😂

[buoyant tree]

Isn't your PC a 4080

[chilly veldt]

Driver update, broke driver, bsod

[mossy river]

You’d know, you’ve been around long enough to see all the heavy things

[mossy river]

I wish 😂

[loud marlin]

and it's BSod bDay today 🙂

[neon river]

looks like the stock is a decent buy as of this moment

[buoyant tree]

What spec was your PC again

[mossy river]

Are you over or under

[neon river]

although it has already started recovery

[chilly veldt]

Over

[mossy river]

3070, i7 12700

[wooden totem]

isnt jabba like the most jacked dude in the gym

[shut hawk]

yh

[mossy river]

How many days to make weight?

[shut hawk]

oops

[gray sonnet]

What the hell was that

[shadow loom]

OHSHI- that ninja delete

[buoyant tree]

Hey does the 200$ dea also apply o me

[chilly veldt]

8

[mossy river]

Oi I saw that

[shadow loom]

[buoyant tree]

That's a great deal for 200 bucks

[mossy river]

Trying fasting?

[shadow loom]

Jabba det Modd

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

that's what I meant to post ;)

[chilly veldt]

I have 2 72 hour fasts planned

[mossy river]

If you want to send me £200 as well, go for it

[buoyant tree]

with water atleast?

[tired peak]

the shipping alone would be 200 if not more

[chilly veldt]

Yeah, water and electrolytes

[mossy river]

You have to come pick it up

I’m not shipping nothing

[mossy river]

Good good

[wooden totem]

fasting doesnt sound that healthy, might be wrong idk

[steel aspen]

Nz? Lol

[mossy river]

It can be when done properly

[chilly veldt]

Denmark

[mossy river]

Caloric deficit is also a good way of losing weight

[chilly veldt]

Yeah, already been in a calorie deficit for months

[slow helm]

whats up with the vpn on thm

2 days in a row

[steel aspen]

Ah that'd do it

[slow helm]

i can't even ping a machi,e

[tired peak]

what the

[shut hawk]

what about gaining weight

[mossy river]

Every time you say this I see

https://tenor.com/view/yes-thank-you-sweet-dreams-happy-birthday-woman-lachen-gif-11074463367286076865

[shut hawk]

jabba brain rot confirmed 🗿

[tired peak]

have you heard about #site-support

[mossy river]

Yuh

[tired peak]

I don't even know what that is

[mossy river]

eat more

[tired peak]

be a woman, weight gain super easy (not always)

[mossy river]

Tiktok brainrot

[slow helm]

not everything

[boreal scarab]

Be a man, have the best metabolism (atleast for me)

https://youtube.com/@beardmeatsfood?si=ZA2ot1rVpimIrPtl

Or be this guy...

[mossy river]

You can slow down your metabolism if you have a fast one but I don’t recommend it

[silver sky]

I got it at 17-

[shadow loom]

allegedly

not sure if true

[crude stump]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-mods-fanum-tax-gif-11405106708681256357

[shadow loom]

[shut hawk]

i have such a fast metabolism

[silver sky]

I have a slow one

I look at a cake and put on 10 stone

[mossy river]

It just takes a while for your food to get from your mouth to your stomach (I’m calling you tall)

[shut hawk]

https://vxtwitter.com/vxunderground/status/1814286956076912861
"A malware company called CrowdStrike"

[carmine oar]

hi

[shadow loom]

hi

[mossy river]

Jayy if you started going gym and filled your frame out a little, you would look amazing

[shut hawk]

wdym? I alredy do

😎

[mossy river]

Jayy do you drink caffeine at all?

[crude stump]

Malware company is crazy lol

[mossy river]

Since when 😂

[shut hawk]

nah I don't like coffe or tea

[mossy river]

There’s caffeine in soft drinks too lil man

[shut hawk]

i rarely have soft-drinks

[crude stump]

You drink soda

?

[shut hawk]

nope

[mossy river]

I’m currently in caffeine withdrawal so my appetite is insane. I can’t stop eating

[shut hawk]

damn

maybe i should do that lol

[mossy river]

Ahaha no

I wouldn’t recommend it

[shut hawk]

tbh I do get hungry i just dont like eating

[crude stump]

Why don’t you drink non caffeinated tea

Or coffee

[shut hawk]

just dont like the taste

[mossy river]

You just gotta find things you like

Try cooking for yourself too

You’re more likely to eat it if you cook it

[shut hawk]

pasta

[mossy river]

Try eggs

[crude stump]

Hate eggs

[mossy river]

Bacon is super easy

Omelette with bacon in it

Mince meat is easy too

[crude stump]

Fried rice

[loud marlin]

hi hi

[mossy river]

Yes rice is easy too

Chicken and rice

[crude stump]

Hello ealex

ralex

[boreal scarab]

A nice sprite in the afternoon

[crude stump]

Chicken and rice is awsome

Sprite is like drinking electricity water

[boreal scarab]

It's good

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-rhum-is-good-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-gif-13219281

[crude stump]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-sprite-gif-26635007

[mossy river]

Literally going out to buy sprite rn

Sprite zero >>

[crude stump]

Radioactive

[sacred gazelle]

RIP crowdstrike

[chilly veldt]

Gotta love lies on products "0 calorie drink"
Has 1 calorie per 100ml and is 500ml

[crude stump]

It’s scary ngl. A bug can cause mass outages and cause panic so fast.

[wild rose]

They stock market would call this a course correction.

[lament tendon]

Just wondering how a BSOD causing bug slipped through testing.

[leaden fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-scream-gif-20541140

[chilly veldt]

There was no testing, it was a hot patch

[wild rose]

yeah

[lament tendon]

Is there an article on what exactly causes the crash yet?

[chilly veldt]

Driver that is malformed and therefore windows can't load it, windows loads it as one of the first cause it's a kernel level edr

[lament tendon]

Thanks.

[round sand]

I hv a question

[boreal scarab]

Pick me up some?

[wild rose]

https://www.crowdstrike.com/blog/statement-on-falcon-content-update-for-windows-hosts/

[round sand]

if i update my windows

[dull portal]

first thing that comes up

😂

not a good look

[round sand]

Right now gonna lead my pc to crowdStrike ?

[chilly veldt]

No

[wild rose]

They'll bounce back.

[steel aspen]

Do U use it?

[round sand]

How

[steel aspen]

They're huge

[lament tendon]

Applying the fix will also be a pain in the ass, since you can't really boot the broken machines except for maybe in recovery/safe mode, no?

[chilly veldt]

Outcast if you aren't already affected then you won't be

[chilly veldt]

Safe mode yes

[lament tendon]

No, unless you actively installed Crowdstrike Falcon in the past.

Which is highly unlikely.

[round sand]

Oh thnx , cuz m scared to update my pc thats why

[wild rose]

But if you use bitlocker it sort of a pain right now.

[lament tendon]

Fun.

[pallid quiver]

Excuse me if it's off-topic, but anyone knows why manage-bde -status does not show any available disk? (of course crowdstrike related on my wife pc... super scary situation :))

[sand trench]

even more fun as microsoft are forcing bitlocker on windows 11 pc:s

[clear jackal]

It's part of their CrowdStrike's EDR, so unless you're using a corporate device it wouldn't affect your machine

[shut hawk]

should have been tested smh

[dull portal]

wait whatttt

[hasty sand]

[dull portal]

💀

[pallid quiver]

yeah and not matter if I use PIN or recovery key .. manage-bde says no disks available 😦

[hasty sand]

#BUYTHEDIP

[wild rose]

Yup

[lament tendon]

Eeeyyy, it's already going back up. xD

[pallid quiver]

time to buy 🙂

[dull portal]

prime time to buy low guys

if it ever rises...

[sand trench]

https://www.tomshardware.com/software/windows/windows-11-24h2-will-enable-bitlocker-encryption-for-everyone-happens-on-both-clean-installs-and-reinstalls

[clear jackal]

It's not required, but it's the default setting iirc

[sand trench]

it is still a mess for when you gonna recover someone computer in IT

[round sand]

So its a plateform which cybersecurity users us it for security ?

[wild rose]

Wonder how SysAdmins are doing like matt.

[dull portal]

is this a US thing?

it hasn't affected me

[idle snow]

This is a global thing. it only affects companies running Crowdstrike... which is a lot

[dull portal]

oh

[wild rose]

no it's worldwide if you're company uses CloudStrike Falcon agent.

[idle snow]

Sounds like a 3 day weekend to me...

[round sand]

Sheesh

[boreal scarab]

I'm being prayed to in HTB

[cosmic pendant]

Good Morning crowdstrike users Everyone.

[chilly veldt]

Some of my friends already gained 10% on the crowdstrike stocks

Since buying at dip

[steel aspen]

What are your thoughts on this dibacle

[pallid quiver]

It may depend when your pc was up:

Channel file "C-00000291*.sys" with timestamp of 0527 UTC or later is the reverted (good) version.
Channel file "C-00000291*.sys" with timestamp of 0409 UTC is the problematic version.

[steel aspen]

Also love what you do

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/buy-naru-yummi-universe-yummi-universe-gif-23251381

[hasty sand]

Someone made a mistake, and unfortunately that small mistake caused some damage that will last quite a while for some companies.

[wild rose]

yeah would phone into my markets guy, but they use CrowdStrike 😦

[steel aspen]

Yeah hopefully they don't get in too much trouble cos they happen. Not testing an update is stupid though.

[boreal scarab]

When I get home, calling my accountant

[hasty sand]

Agreed, but no doubt they'll be fired. Not sure if it was one person or an entire team.

Cancelling 1000's of flights is millions of lost dollars and that's only the airline industry.

[steel aspen]

Yeah someone's definitely rolling without a head metaphorically.

[cosmic pendant]

Thankfully Crowdstrike is protected by their terms of service ..... lolol

#Just3rdPartyRiskThings

[hasty sand]

haha those terms aren't going to save them legal fees, that's for sure.

[boreal scarab]

Who wants boxes?

[steel aspen]

Surely patches have to go through a team before deploying though?

[hasty sand]

Better get that insurance policy out

[cosmic pendant]

Now that I want to see

We found the enemy and it's us!

[sonic dust]

blackpoint stonks

[steel aspen]

Yeah imagine "nah we're 3rd party, you knew the risks that's on you"

[cosmic pendant]

That's the arguement

[sonic dust]

this is going to be such a selling point for other EDR;s

[cosmic pendant]

it's why relying on 3rd parties is bad

[steel aspen]

How to destroy PR, the company and a lot of jobs.

[sonic dust]

thanks for coming to my defcon talk

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @steel aspen (current: #438 - 11)

[steel aspen]

Wait they literally said that??

[boreal scarab]

I have the perfect song for the Crowdstrike situation: https://open.spotify.com/track/5BbBamFTcH8CvM4nITBlzU?si=6gy8Rv6mRt2ssDoVMPkZuQ

[wild rose]

CloudStrike's stock was beginning to take a hit since yesterday, but today they took a dip.

[cosmic pendant]

They will, say, "in our TOS, you idemnify us"

[idle snow]

annnndddd now there is a song about crowdstrike

https://x.com/rajeshbmore/status/1814291417310675271

RB (@rajeshbmore) on X

@ParikPatelCFA Memes are merciless.
Someone made a song about CrowdStrike outages

Twitter · Jul 19, 2024, 1:29 PM

[cosmic pendant]

and tha'ts bascially that

[steel aspen]

Ouch

That's not going to go down very well.

They gonna lose a lot of clients I think.

[hasty sand]

"No boot no hacks"

100% security

[steel aspen]

I mean I'm not up with PR and all that stuff but yeah

[cosmic pendant]

You can't hack a paperweight

[steel aspen]

Don't own a networked device can't be hacked 😎

Sarcasm

[cosmic pendant]

Everything can be hacked, worst case, is the rubber hose attack 😄

[wild rose]

Same thing happened to McAfee like 7 years ago. It locked up all PCs and took the business down for 4 days while they recovered.

[steel aspen]

Yeah should've added sarcasm on same line mb

[cosmic pendant]

Humans are the weakest links using several metrics, alot of them are not useful hahah

[steel aspen]

Pebmac hahah or layer 8

[cosmic pendant]

m = mouse?

I always say K for keyboard

[steel aspen]

Feel like mcafee

Monitor

I guess mouse works also

Or picnic

[normal fable]

picnic = problem in chair not in computer. 🤣

[steel aspen]

I feel like that person has a point?

In a sense

[cedar remnant]

I usually go with "Recommend additional training with supervisor."

[pine matrix]

[sand trench]

how many here expect crowdstrike getting sued???
considering lots of money is going down the drain
not to mention all the human lives being lost because of emergency services going down in lots of places
sounds like a solid case to shadow

[steel aspen]

Oh no question surely

Even with their TOS "defence"

[wild rose]

so I bought ClownStrike during the dip through robinhood and it's making a pretty quick recovery even though there's no easy patch yet.

[lament tendon]

Yea, it went down for a bit, but going the opposite direction already.

You're prolly not the only "low" buyer. xD

Just sell before the lawsuites hit. ;)

[steel aspen]

Yeah it'll peak right before then and it'll drop hard I guess 😂

[sand trench]

the worst instance of pushing to prod on friday

[pine matrix]

only good things happen to pushing changes on a friday

[normal fable]

creating overtime on the weekends... that's good right??

[lament tendon]

Oh yea, I'd love working on the weekends.

On an issue that crashes Windows machines globally.

Will be just like a pizzy party hackathon.

[normal fable]

mmmm pizza... 🍕

[wild rose]

The fix is sort of easy by changing the file name to something else, but having to access all those PCs that use bitlocker is going to be manual work.

[boreal scarab]

Asked my old co-workers how they're dealing with CS outage.... they respond: "Can't talk, dealing with Crowdstrike outage"

Aaaaah I do not miss being there.

[gray sonnet]

He did it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rUk3YLsN0

[lament tendon]

Yea, got some contacts in a larger company, their entire network is down 100%.

Iz not a great situation.

[sand trench]

there actually comerical laptops with this as a feature

[gray sonnet]

HUH???

[boreal scarab]

It's funny for me, we don't deal with em

[wild rose]

luckly not all companies that use CS falcon immediately pushed the update, so they're still in business.

[gray sonnet]

unlike microsoft /s

[boreal scarab]

I know my old boss, they wanted the very up to date versions of CS.... oh how that caused issues

[sand trench]

yeah they are not very common and quite expensive but they exist... think some clevo laptops have it for example

[cedar remnant]

n-1 gang 💪

Actually I don't think n-1 would prevent anything here

[wild rose]

It's a problem with the latest driver, so if you didn't push the update, you'll be fine.

[cedar remnant]

From what I've been reading it was a "content" update and not an actual update to the sensor

[gray sonnet]

Wow

[little aurora]

mmmh "DRIVER_OVERRAN_STACK_BUFFER" (DOSB) caused a "Blue Screen of Death" (BSOD) ...see if you play stairway to heaven backwards.... grabbing tin foil now..

[wild rose]

All is right in the world now.

[boreal scarab]

Drink all the booze! BSoD all the things!

https://tenor.com/view/yakirya60hz-gif-25814802

That's the outcome even IF I don't work at CS

[covert vector]

Hi

[loud marlin]

hi hi

[rapid merlin]

PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA

[clear jackal]

It depends on how it's written into the contract. There may be liability protection written in to CrowdStrike's SLA/contract with other Orgs

[normal fable]

I mean.. MS pushes updates that take down systems quite often.. so... lol

[sand trench]

you mean liability will protect them from angry consummers that lost their grandparents because the emergency service numbers got out of service???

[clear jackal]

Yeah as Toaster mentioned earlier, there's likely an indemnity clause

[clear jackal]

Let's not go about making up situations

[sand trench]

i.e normal people that did not pay crowdstrike but got affected by it

because have a feeling there are tons of those

[lament tendon]

Funny thing.

I need an online tool for a CTF that ends this evening.

All the websites are down.

[clear jackal]

We'll see how it plays out, but CrowdStrike is likely covered

[whole yew]

"backup and retention policy" is the key. The point of the disk encryption is to prevent physical access for stolen laptops

[clear jackal]

There will more than likely be Federal/State inquiries, in the US, but this is why disaster response plans are so vital. Not all disasters are physical/in the real world

[boreal scarab]

I asked my old co-worker "On a scale of 1-fucked, how's the situation going?"

He responded...... FUCKED

[gray sonnet]

[sick lance]

Isn't that kind of obvious though?

[boreal scarab]

Oh yah, I still find it funny, cause I don't have to deal with it

[clear jackal]

Yes

[sick lance]

I think this is one of those "looking at the bigger picture" scenarios.

Yes, you're lucky it's not happening to you. Let's lol at it.

But in reality, this is a bigger situation

[clear jackal]

It's going to be a great trial run for a lot of orgs response and recovery procedures

[gritty hearth]

Yeah we got fucked

and my day is not fun

12 hours and still going so far

[gray sonnet]

ouch

[gritty hearth]

In reality the fix is mega easy

but not being able to remote to end users makes it hard

but device physically in front of you = easy fix

[chilly veldt]

gotta love water tabs

[naive notch]

Hey anyone's free? discuss about a CTF

[chilly veldt]

which one?

[naive notch]

Like a private room

[chilly veldt]

then we can not help you

[naive notch]

not discussing about flags etc

btw

[chilly veldt]

oh, then what?

[naive notch]

i need to know that how can i submit a room ?

[sharp citrus]

@naive notch

The room review process

Article Link

https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6495836-the-room-review-process

Jul 19, 2024, 4:19 PM

[chilly veldt]

if you press back to "Room Creation" you'll see a bunch of articles to help you

[naive notch]

😵‍💫 dont stretch too much

[naive notch]

ok

[boreal scarab]

Mmmmm starbursts

[gray sonnet]

what're those 👀

[boreal scarab]

....

[gray sonnet]

Oh, candy

[sand trench]

soooo hungry

but all the fast food joints are down

[gray sonnet]

ouchy

[boreal scarab]

[gray sonnet]

same here lol

[boreal scarab]

Not here.... then again, I've only been at work

[gray sonnet]

yeah, just don't boot

[boreal scarab]

@molten sky Yo, wanna shoot?

[slender scaffold]

Should I assume everything fixed itself by now and stay home?

[drifting mural]

ye

good option

[kindred osprey]

loving the crowdstrike humour

[slender scaffold]

Sounds good :3

[drifting mural]

https://tenor.com/view/crypto-flash-cryptoflash-cartoon-flash-tattoo-gif-11712624931956589850

[boreal scarab]

@slender scaffold why were you up so early this morning?

[drifting mural]

I dont get it

[slender scaffold]

My computer avoided the insanity by not being on during the update ;_;

[drifting mural]

Hi fluff

[dull portal]

https://tenor.com/view/im-blue-scream-kid-gif-14519937

[slender scaffold]

What? I usually stay up until midnight then wake up at 4:30

[kindred osprey]

does this help

[drifting mural]

I think I should prepare for the exam

[loud marlin]

just to check my sanity... kali is based on debian, not ubuntu or some other debian based ? i think my brain don't brain

[drifting mural]

Ubuntu is one of the flavours

[loud marlin]

ok... so my sanity is ok

[normal fable]

nobody said that... lol

[warm bear]

Ubuntu is based on debian too.

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-leave-gif-5785321051025239919

[normal fable]

but.. to be fair I think we're all a little off...

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[normal fable]

I went to bed at 10 last night and woke up at 7:30.. lol

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-cat-dragged-gif-1263419341748157821

[slender scaffold]

Cause that’s my life?! Lol

Crowdstrike song: https://x.com/gossithedog/status/1814206072913022997?s=46&t=u53RcrYB5s231iC7FI2Raw

Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog) on X

Crowdstrike theme song for y'all

Twitter · Jul 19, 2024, 7:50 AM

[loud marlin]

ik ik. just have issue with hyprland on kali. fracking frack lol

[clear jackal]

Ignore that, I was thinking of frankendebian which is the inverse

[loud marlin]

i try hyprland on few way. and every time i login i get automatic return to login screen

in KDE and in SDDM or whatever is called

[thorn jungle]

guys i am a hecker

[loud marlin]

hello hacker, im ralex

[gray sonnet]

Hi ralex I'm vain 👋

[loud marlin]

ello vain

[gray sonnet]

how're you doing today?

[thorn jungle]

i am doing gud wbu

[loud marlin]

like hell... it was 42c here...

[loud marlin]

i remember better days

[rapid merlin]

Frfr

Where btw? It was 30 here

[thorn jungle]

what happened

[loud marlin]

NL... 52c + we are under the sea lvl so a lot of moist in air

[rapid merlin]

62C😂

[loud marlin]

42

sry... my brain no brain

[rapid merlin]

But it's indeed way too hot

[mossy river]

27 here, it's beautiful

[loud marlin]

here was also for few days. today is hell

[rapid merlin]

Fr

Fr

But airco does the job

[gray sonnet]

Hi Peter, how're you doing today?

[loud marlin]

i thinking to get some dry ice from work and make AC on my way lol

[rapid merlin]

Hi vain, fine. How about you?

[rapid merlin]

Can I send you a LinkedIn post? Quite interesting, but it's in Dutch

Wanna know what people here think about it. About the crowdstrike thing.

[loud marlin]

sure thing

[rapid merlin]

@graceful thistle can I send it you too? ^^

[thorn jungle]

damn

[gray sonnet]

I'm good 😄

[thorn jungle]

52

[rapid merlin]

Nah 42

Not 52

[marble totem]

what is it about?

[heady nova]

Internship is over finally

Can focus on other stuff now

[loud marlin]

ill send her... she will not kill me... since we do dm up so far

[heady nova]

Hey ralexx

[loud marlin]

ello

[heady nova]

How you been

[loud marlin]

my eyes socket is sweating... it's 42c

[heady nova]

55 here

[loud marlin]

what in dheck

you sure is 55

[heady nova]

Right

[loud marlin]

that is deadly

[heady nova]

Yup

[loud marlin]

on 50c proteins die

and no way back

[heady nova]

People did get unalived due to heat, yes

Last year was 50

[loud marlin]

fracking hell

[heady nova]

Really broke the PR this time 'round

[rapid merlin]

I can send it you too

If you want?

It's about the crowdstrike thing

[heady nova]

Deutch*

Deutsch?*

I'm confused

[rapid merlin]

Dutch

German

What are you looking for

[loud marlin]

w8 tank... you do not follow crowdstrike shit ?

[heady nova]

Yeah.