general

[slender scaffold]

👀 I wat….

[loud marlin]

yes. but that heat is 300cels for start. at minnimum

[slender scaffold]

High end or low end lol

[boreal scarab]

I know Blue Team Village had a party at the Flamingo last year, but since the conference won't be at Ceasars again, I dunno where the parties are going to be.

I do remember a BBQ on day 1 at a park, had to use coordinates, and not the address.

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-i-knew-it-chandler-gif-15801472

[loud marlin]

long story short @buoyant tree . don't put any body parts under 450nm laser

[gray sonnet]

Morning THM

[sick lance]

Why are we even having a discussion about placing body parts under lasers...

[chilly veldt]

Yeah, that I know, but I will be going to Estonia possibly twice this year I don't plan on travelling more than that

[sick lance]

And that's not a mod PoV.

[shut hawk]

FOR SCIENCE!

[loud marlin]

and plasma tourc temp can gop 20 000 for start

[boreal scarab]

Bring back presents?

[loud marlin]

and electric welding can be around 5kC for start

[buoyant tree]

https://tenor.com/view/science-bill-nye-gif-4798133

[chilly veldt]

You can join CCC though

[boreal scarab]

CCC?

[tawny magnet]

chaos computing convention?

[chilly veldt]

Chaos communication camp

[boreal scarab]

Cool collective club?

[chilly veldt]

The European Defcon

[covert salmon]

I love how noone said the obvious thing

[boreal scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-david-wallace-get-out-gif-25240774

[covert salmon]

I think ccc is most widely associated with chaos computer club

[gray sonnet]

nope

[covert salmon]

sorryyy

[gray sonnet]

How's the server fix coming Matt?

[boreal scarab]

But that means I have to travel

[chilly veldt]

Yeah, but I was talking about the camp itself

[oak river]

*Mr. Rumsfeld would be impressed, after all, if he knew that Genghis Khan had invented the first crude MIRV (a missile that spews out multiple warheads to their predetermined targets). As David Morgan writes in ''The Mongols,'' when the bloodthirsty chieftain began his subjugation of the Chinese empire in 1211, he had to figure out a way to take China's walled cities:

''Genghis Khan offered to raise the siege if he were given 1,000 cats and 10,000 swallows. These were duly handed over. Material was tied to their tails, and this was set on fire. The animals were released and fled home, setting the city ablaze, and in the ensuing confusion the city was stormed.'' *

BRUH

[boreal scarab]

Gave up for now. Will reach out to the vendor maybe

[gray sonnet]

oh damn

[buoyant tree]

@loud marlin https://youtu.be/hzPAPAI_nWU?t=935

[sand trench]

that does not sound like a good idea

[oak river]

That's what you call a mad genius

[gray sonnet]

not one of his greatest ideas

[buoyant tree]

No such things as good ideas only bad ideas that are somewhat practical

[sand trench]

shadow still wanna mess with the leidenfrost effect and liquid nitrogen

[buoyant tree]

eh his hand is still working (unrelated to his lightsaber but he did break his hand with the fastest zipline he built)

[loud marlin]

4k is a start. that thing cut all the things

[buoyant tree]

Mind doing the autocorrect for me.

[sand trench]

it can melt tungsten but not boil it

[wooden totem]

arent lightsabers like solid tho, cus they hit each other instead of passing through

[buoyant tree]

eh not real life ones

for those u need a super hot metal rod which heats up so much that it emits that much light

or u need a kyber crystal

[loud marlin]

@buoyant tree i can clean rust from metal. and i have 2w laser. now imagine 300+w laser what can do

[buoyant tree]

clean the metal from air?

[loud marlin]

laser are cool, but they are not jokes when comes to body parts

[boreal scarab]

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU ADD AI TO ZOOM?!

[loud marlin]

clean rust from metal surface.

[hollow pivot]

One would think that someone who goes through the trouble of using TOR and other tools for anonymity wouldn't share this info in discord with a bunch of random people

[wooden totem]

overheat in half a second

[sand trench]

opsec failures out the behind

[boreal scarab]

Don't think they were the sharpest tool in the shed.

[sand trench]

they were not the brightest bulb that is for sure

[loud marlin]

@buoyant tree

[boreal scarab]

How to confuse the French 101:

Use sayings they never heard before

[near hawk]

Not sure what made them go through and be like yeaa this will be safe by entering all credentials and thinking they’re gonna get it

[loud marlin]

more alike a nanosecond

point focused high heat/power output

[boreal scarab]

I swear.... no matter what, @hasty sand finds a way into my feed.

[chilly veldt]

Yo @lone thistle have you heard about the hardstyle artist called a.n.i they are amazing!

[sand trench]

can someone send shadow a small small tiny even donation of 2000 usd???

*please realise this is mostly as joke

[loud marlin]

if i have change like that for sure 🙂

[blazing granite]

Don't let maxwell smart catch you 😂

[sand trench]

don't know most of those... but nile is definitely iconic

ah yes the chaos thiny convention is neat

from what shadow has heard about it

[devout palm]

Surely if you give your address

[blazing granite]

mostly 😉 😂

[mossy river]

Who’s bottom right

[sick lance]

Dark.

[boreal scarab]

One comment I found:

"For everyone these are the youtubers:
Rainbolt
Nilered
McNallyOfficial
@hasty sand "

Someone under that comment said:
"They could steal the Mona Lisa if they worked together"

[crude stump]

What is the bottom left

[boreal scarab]

McNallyOfficial, hate the guy

[devout palm]

hacker

[crude stump]

Never heard of bro

[mossy river]

Love McNally

[boreal scarab]

Idk, some nerd

[crude stump]

Wait is he the lock picker

[boreal scarab]

"Lockpicker" yes

[hasty sand]

I already have the Mona Lisa. Ezpz

[crude stump]

Should’ve put the lock picking lawyer

[loud marlin]

oh great... 0day mind if i dm. for last convo of laser engraving thing... if you remember 🙂

[hasty sand]

Sure, I’m driving to the airport so I’ll be late to reply.

[sick lance]

Someone on my LinkedIn put this up I'm sure I still all mine at my parents house.

[hasty sand]

But looking forward to seeing what you came up with

[sand trench]

neat... does it still read???

[sick lance]

No idea, 😄

[blazing granite]

It's probably you 😉😛 (Linguistic joke) "ani" it's "I" in Hebrew 😂

[crude stump]

Got me crying

[sand trench]

so scrubz you are telling shadow you don't have a floppy driver reader on standby???

[boreal scarab]

Some people in Locksport don't like the guy at all. In a locksport community I'm in, they would ban him if he joined, we got a rule, no picking locks in use, and he does that. Also.... banging locks together isn't lockpicking.

[tawny magnet]

I have 2 on standby

Only 1 works *maybe

[blazing granite]

I have Encarta and Windows 3 😂 there are somewhere in my mum's house

[mossy river]

He does that where?

[gray sonnet]

banging locks together isn't???

[loud marlin]

take time...

[sick lance]

No 😦

[boreal scarab]

Where for locks in use?

[mossy river]

Yes

[crude stump]

You seen lock picking lawyer picked a lock with a twig

[blazing granite]

I've heard there is a very locked in community 😉 😂

[boreal scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wwy-OKObfnc?si=Shc77kW4Bw_Mf6gv

^

That's a lock in use.

[worldly ridge]

Hello guys, I have trouble with Beign in devsecops

last question with the link is not working

[gray sonnet]

#room-help

[mossy river]

You know they’re his locks right

[crude stump]

Kinda looks like he put that on

Who puts 2 chains and 2 locks right above each other

[devout palm]

What kind of lock is that

Lmao

[crude stump]

A trash one

[buoyant tree]

hmm, can you pick a lock with a laser?

[boreal scarab]

Yes. But with that rule we have, doesn't matter if it's your lock or not. If it's attached to something, like a door, gate, safe, etc. It's still a lock in use.

[buoyant tree]

or break one*

[crude stump]

Hm

[loud marlin]

is faster to learn lock picking in that case

[chilly veldt]

Yeah, it's not me, wish I was this talented

[mossy river]

It sounds like you’re all being really silly and hating for no reason

He puts them on for the video

I’m glad I’m not part of that community fr

[boreal scarab]

Welp, no r/lockpicking for you then 👀

[mossy river]

Ban me - JabbaTheBunny on reddit

[naive violet]

May I remind you where you are?

[simple valve]

argh shift left is so hardddddd

[shut hawk]

does that mean if I own a lock and attach it to my gate I can't pick it

[molten sky]

done

[naive violet]

And for reference, a professional locksmith has their own professional standards and duty of care.

[boreal scarab]

Oh I know where I am, just saying why we don't like McNally

[boreal scarab]

You can pick it, but you just can't talk about it.

[molten sky]

we do tho

[boreal scarab]

(In that community)

[molten sky]

you're just on the lame side of the community

[wooden totem]

Guys everyone has a preference, pointless conversation

[molten sky]

my preference is right tho

[naive violet]

And hating on everyone's preference is toxic

[normal fable]

Highly dependent on your local laws.. could be illegal in your area depending on how laws are worded...

[naive violet]

UK's lockpicking laws are basically don't use them to commit a crime

[mossy river]

Wut

[molten sky]

that would be a law worth ignoring

[mossy river]

So if I lose the key to my own lock, the lock just has to stay there permanently?

[simple valve]

the lock has served its purpose

[molten sky]

what defines a key? my key is just a metal pokey thing with a hook

so i'm really just using my other key

to open my own lock

[blazing granite]

https://youtu.be/W9s_-C7bqp0?si=r48M3QZDndeWKseS

[chilly veldt]

My key is a big wire cutter

[normal fable]

Check your local laws and consult an attorney. 😁

[chilly veldt]

Works wonderfully

[molten sky]

my god i forgot about this scene

[simple valve]

i actually had to pay a company $30 twice just to open my door lock cause i keep losing my keys

[blazing granite]

I just saw it last night 😂 that's why I remember

[wooden totem]

You don't have a fake rock?

[molten sky]

not gonna consult an attourney to ask if i can open my own lock on my own property

[boreal scarab]

Haha, thermite go brrrrrrrrrrrr

[molten sky]

how i dispose of old drives normally

that or just put them down range

sometimes with binary

[simple valve]

what if youre renting

[wooden totem]

Expensive and American

[normal fable]

I don't think it's unethical at all.. Its your lock. lol

[shut hawk]

do you know any places where picking your own lock on your own property is illegal? genuinely curious

[molten sky]

it's still my residence.

[brisk tree]

how do you keep losing them

[simple valve]

condominiums and apartments afaik have their own jurisdiction

[normal fable]

Not off the top of my head, but mere possession of picks is illegal in some areas.

[molten sky]

no they don't. they can't criminally charge you with arbitrary laws. they still fall under their local jurisdiction

[normal fable]

They're considered 'burglary tools' in some locales.

[lost lintel]

yo

[wooden totem]

Savvy

[molten sky]

thankfully not a problem in the US. only illegal with intent to use criminally (i.e. if you're caught doing dumb shit with them)

[shut hawk]

I guess I can kinda see why here, seeing as they own the actul building/complex

[wooden totem]

Pretty sure it doesn't exist anymore

[naive violet]

https://www.toool.us/lockpicking-laws.php

[simple valve]

its discretionary, if you look like you have lockpick tools there can be plausible criminal intent

[naive violet]

@lost lintel Hey, none of that here.

[loud marlin]

hes dead... if none told you lol

[simple valve]

but its still arguable and im not a lawyer or attorney

[molten sky]

yup, no state makes them illegal. most states are expressly legal. some ambiguous states where you aren't expressly protected, but still not illegal either

[molten sky]

no, lol, they can't.

[normal fable]

I need more coffee... lol

[molten sky]

a landlord isn't a cop.

[molten sky]

they can ask the police to enforce actual laws, but they can't make up their own on the basis of lockpicks scary

[sick lance]

Last chance. Not here.

[buoyant tree]

Me just climbing around to get near my window to get it open If I forget it

[grim sparrow]

:mute: comradeomm#0 has been muted.

[mossy river]

Who’s going to tell them it’s not coming back?

[wooden totem]

You can dream

[molten sky]

also toool is awesome

[naive violet]

Fun fact, the police don't actually have to know the law

[molten sky]

the only group of people who are not only exempt from knowing, but encouraged to not know!

[shut hawk]

seems in most places its all about proving intent

i.e walking around at midnight in a buglar mask with them probably isn't the best idea

[molten sky]

would still need to prove intent beyond doubt, but that's moving in that direction at least

[mossy river]

Your honour, this is my non ‘burglaring’ mask. My burglaring one is at home

[wooden totem]

"Burglar mask"
It's a ski mask

[naive violet]

Walking around with lockpicks late at night isn't a good idea

[molten sky]

just say the ski mask is bc of covid

[shut hawk]

oh please forgive me 😔

[simple valve]

Same as with lockpicking your lock from the outside

[naive violet]

no no no, this one

[molten sky]

eh. i wouldn't care. they aren't gonna search anyways.

[sand trench]

guess shadows trip home from their friends house with their lockpicks after having a simple lockpicking demestration was bad then

[wooden totem]

Goofy outfit, nobody will find you threatening

[molten sky]

not getting my person arbitrarily searched at 2am by some cop on the side of the road

[naive violet]

We're talking about the UK

[normal fable]

Thank you for link James. Good info.

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @naive violet (current: #2 - 2123)

[molten sky]

yeah in the UK i have no idea

in the US that wouldn't fly

[naive violet]

You lot drive everywhere

You don't walk late at night

[sand trench]

shadow is in sweden... so dunno the exact lock picking laws

[molten sky]

I did for years while in north jersey

didn't even bring my car up there

[sand trench]

though considering shadow bought the lockpicks on a swedish site it is probably legal

[tawny magnet]

[naive violet]

Eh not the strongest argument

[sand trench]

true true true

[wooden totem]

I think ypu only need license for purchasing advanced lockpicking tools

[sand trench]

generally leave them at home and never walk around with them

[molten sky]

not in the US.

[naive violet]

wat

[molten sky]

you just can't portray yourself as a professional locksmith without being licensed (getting your permission slip)

[simple valve]

I mean if you think about it, is not consenting to a search akin to non compliance or possible reason ?

[molten sky]

same as many other professions

[buoyant tree]

What's the difference between advanced and simple lockpicking tools even

[molten sky]

not in the US.

[shut hawk]

more pin comb /j

[molten sky]

denying a search or seizure is constitutionally protected and can't be used as evidence itself

[simple valve]

I see that a lot of times with videos from US citizens being pulled over and requiring to be searched etc. if cops have possible reason

[buoyant tree]

I doubt a **normal **police officer would be able to differentiate

[molten sky]

cops are also legally allowed (and encouraged to) lie out of their ass here

anything to get a conviction

[boreal scarab]

*Probable cause

[simple valve]

There we go

[shut hawk]

I can see you have a really good relationship with them @molten sky

[molten sky]

i don't have a problem with good cops, i just have a problem with the ones that see normal people as lesser than

[wooden totem]

Sir have you been drinking? You look a little tired

[molten sky]

(the ones that often go viral for doing just that)

[boreal scarab]

I got pulled over by a State Trooper once... no ticket or anything. Was fully honest with him.

[molten sky]

yeah many are genuine as well

[wooden totem]

Remember to always mention that you've been going a little over the speed limit

[molten sky]

polite but vague 😂

[boreal scarab]

Mine was on a day most people drink, I only had 1 Guinness, like honestly, cop was looking for impaired drivers, I was not one at all.

[whole yew]

I have been pulled over probably 50 times in my life; I have never had an officer request to search my vehicle. "Probable cause" is kind of a catch-all, and after the fact, cops do have to testify what the probable cause is, if needed. It's misinformation to call it "possible cause".

[molten sky]

cops do have to testify what the probable cause is
just gotta hope the courts are reasonable where you're at and it's legitimately a good reason

[wooden totem]

Why don't you step out of the car for me Sir. Had anything to drink tonight?

[molten sky]

but yeah 99% of people will never have any problems

[simple valve]

Thats good to hear

[buoyant tree]

Not gonna lie I am quite surprised at what law is like in the US

[whole yew]

that's what appeals are for. No cop likes to be the cause of a lawsuit, and eventaully that's where misuse goes.

[simple valve]

What should one do though in cases where it becomes a “he said she said” type of situation?

[shell nova]

unfortunately, racism is a thing

[molten sky]

yeah but appeals are drawn out and costly
not everyone can afford to go through that process, so relying on them alone is kinda poor

[simple valve]

Is it ok to keep the recording of the dashcam ?

[whole yew]

Also true. I few of my minority coworkers have been pulled over way more often than I have been, and for sketchier reasons.

[molten sky]

in an ideal world, the first judge would be unbiased and reasonable

[wooden totem]

Repeatedly say "nuh uh"

[whole yew]

If one has a good case, contingency is a thing.

[naive violet]

Remember that you only see noteworthy examples

[clear jackal]

Yes, you're in public. It's your recording

[buoyant tree]

No, like am surprised how good it is

[whole yew]

Bring reciepts and witnesses.

[boreal scarab]

Nah. Stayed in my car, he asked if I drank anything, I said 1 Guiness, and he asked if I ate anything, I gave him exactly what we had at the bar, I remember perogies (or however you spell that). He kept putting his flashlight in my eyes to see if they were dilated or any signs of impairment, they were not. And asked me where I was, I told him, I have no idea, just following my GPS.

[molten sky]

ironically, i've taken contingent before on a completely bogus charge, and the appeals judge completely ignored it. we had to escalate to get it resolved. so even that isn't foolproof and bad judges will be bad judges

[shell nova]

I got pulled over by a state trooper once while I was on foot in SF, apparently I had accidentally wandered into a restricted area

that was absolutely not marked

[whole yew]

Depends on state, in some cases. Single-party consent vs two-party consent is a huge deal in privacy and security for individuals and applies to all kinds of recordings. The exception to that is the police body cams which usually require have specific activitation requirements that the department has to follow or else it's a legit rights violation and lawsuit

[buoyant tree]

Over here, you can get off any crime with a bribe
I haven't been pulled over a a single time for something that requires explaination but haven't ever been pulled over
Underage driving, I drive a electric bike which looks like a motorcycle, the law states that one under a specific CC can be driven without a age limit so I have one exactly that (No real indication that its a low power one except when papers are shown)

[molten sky]

by restricted, you mean like a restricted hwy?

[shell nova]

no, it was a public beach, but apparently there was a military exercise in the region

[molten sky]

ah... huh.

[shell nova]

I was on a trail and got totally lost

[molten sky]

i wonder what that would even be

can probably only imagine tresspassing if you don't leave when told

[whole yew]

Some lawyers will also work on contingency, so they don't get paid until the case is resolved and usually it's a small flat fee or a percentage of the penalty

[boreal scarab]

Hydra secretly a spy 👀

^ For legal reasons, this is a joke.

[shell nova]

usually a percentage

[shell nova]

I was debating responding in French

[whole yew]

I would expect that in san diego, not SF

[shell nova]

figured it would be a bad idea

so I put on the french haccent

clearly lost tourist like

[molten sky]

ahh i thought you meant a contingent plea. that's still not great. even if you win, you aren't getting a cash payout. you're just not getting a charge. so you still have to pay a lawyer, and not everyone can afford that
these people would be forced to accept the charges rather than get a proper defense

i always hated the "just get a lawyer" argument for that reason

[shell nova]

they asked how I got to where I got, I was uhh, I followed the trail?

[boreal scarab]

I like those lawyers, mine do that.

[wooden totem]

Yall have lawyers?

[molten sky]

several

[shell nova]

access to if needs be

[molten sky]

just cause you have a lawyer doesn't mean you pay them 24/7

[boreal scarab]

[molten sky]

only pay them when a need arises for most people

[buoyant tree]

Don't you have to pay a retainer

[molten sky]

if there's a current need, otherwise they just sit on my speed dial or in my contacts

[whole yew]

For all criminal defendents, the state is still required to provide a lawyer to put forth a "best effort" defense - public defense attorneys get paid a fee by the state. If they fail to provide a reasonable defense, they are liable for civil penalties including fines or liability lawsuits

[molten sky]

some people would pay a retainer if they have a more urgent need, but I'm not one of those people 🤷‍♂️

[molten sky]

for criminal, yes, but not all charges

[shell nova]

they're still bloody overworked

[whole yew]

Retainer is usually a non refundable "in case I need services" fee, you don't hav eto pay the retainer constantly. It's basically reserving time within the year.

[wooden totem]

But you don't get that special dedication bonus

[molten sky]

and the "best effort" defense is not a great deal of effort

public defenders got a shit ton on their plate all at once

[buoyant tree]

Hmm

[whole yew]

It's still a quantifiable and qualifiable metric. If the lawyer doesn't put forth due diligence, they are liable and subject to censure including up to disbarrement.

[molten sky]

and how do you prove that?

another lawyer?

that you can't afford?

[whole yew]

basic reading and pro se is possible - I'm not saying it's the preferred resolution, but it does exist and it's a protection that may not be perfect but it does exist

[molten sky]

( i assume the public defender situation is similar over in the uk? get an appointed but-overworked lawyer for criminal charges, if you can't afford one? )

[molten sky]

see this is where we disagree. the courts are last resort. not having bad cops stay on the job is the better solution.

[shut hawk]

Had a friends caravan trip in Greece end up with the police banging the door at very early times in the morning because they had accidently parked and slept outside a military base...

[molten sky]

instead of deferring to "just talk to the judge" why don't we fire the guy that keeps filing bad charges

[whole yew]

Agreed, but what other recourse is there? if the city/county/state doesn't want to pay for a private investigator without vested interest in the case, it's basically the only way to fight back

proving deliberate malfeasance on the part of an individual officer is extremely difficult.

[molten sky]

sounded like you were defending it at first. seems like we agree there actually.

[whole yew]

I would also say that I've met more good cops in my life than bad cops - the good cops also hate the bad cops but they aren't really empowered by the system to do anything about them any more than we as private citizens are

[molten sky]

yeah there are a lot more that are genuinely wanting to do right by the community

[whole yew]

Removing a bad cop requires a lot of evidence; cops are almost as difficult to fire as tenured teachers

[molten sky]

i might not agree with everything they do either, but they do it with good intent

the problem is that they're a protected class and the bad ones stay on 🤷‍♂️ the avg person has no good recourse

nix immunity and bring in personal liability

[whole yew]

That is demonstrably damaging to the good officers. There's a balance that needs to be maintained between immunity and liability, and I don't know where that line should be.

[clear jackal]

Right, but that's for conversations not being out in a public space. iirc there was a Supreme Court case about this.

Always exceptions to the rule though

[molten sky]

I don't know where that line should be
The reason why I lean towards them having more risk is because as enforcers of the law they should be held to a higher standard of the law
They have the power to destroy lives at the drop of a pen. That's not something to take lightly imo

[whole yew]

"Reasonable expectation of privacy" has different meanings on context, IIRC. A monitoring camera in a public area (open air shopping mall) is a different expectation than a dance floor in a private club

[clear jackal]

Right, I thought they were referring to interactions with the police in public though

[shell nova]

this is generally true

[whole yew]

Think about rightfully prosecuted/arrested individuals and the kinds of lawsuits they could bring, even with an airtight case against them

[molten sky]

Those that would bring lawsuits are already bringing them today and they are already being defended against today by the same lawyers that would do it then

[whole yew]

yeah, that's a different. Many police are required to have their body cams turned on for all public interactions

[clear jackal]

The onus for my response was dashcam recordings

When you're interacting with the law

[shell nova]

that sadly doesn't always help

[whole yew]

that's with the immunity and liability protections in place - the police union will have a LOT more liabililty claims to defend against, because removing liability protections for officers means that the good officers lose the protection of the department in those cases

[molten sky]

In the US, you are allowed to record all police interactions you have without question
Whether or not the cop will be problematic is one thing, but it's legally permitted

[whole yew]

I didn't say otherwise? two-party consent is explicitly both sides of a conversation have to consent to recording between private entitites

[molten sky]

Misread. Disregard.

[whole yew]

Alright, I have to get back to work. I'll have to ask that the legalities of police interaction be tabled, as it's a bit too easily political without a mod to keep an eye on it.

[molten sky]

don't worry i'll monitor it

[south shore]

I found my first web vulnerability!

[molten sky]

i'll take care of them if they go overboard

[molten sky]

what kind?

[south shore]

Xss

Reflected

In css

I intercepted a css change

And then close the <\style>

And i added my payload

It was kinda tricky but i got it

[shut hawk]

https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/p17.pdf

[south shore]

Im looking forward to learn sql injection , click jacking , idors and more

[shut hawk]

Nice! One of the many to come

[south shore]

Thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @shut hawk (current: #14 - 502)

[chilly veldt]

Lmao

[south shore]

But it was a paid bug bounty tho

But sure i will take it

[slender scaffold]

They teach us in school that even a penny on the ground that you picked up is subject to taxes

[molten sky]

unfortunately technically correct

[slender scaffold]

Any gain is subject to tax review

[molten sky]

you can thank capone for this one

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @shut hawk (current: #14 - 503)

[shut hawk]

guess im capone now

[south shore]

Robo cop is so friendly lol

[molten sky]

hmmm.. you just gave me an idea for another site, lmao

[slender scaffold]

Oh is that the reason haha nice.. I didn’t read up on how they got him but I know it was tax related

[south shore]

Please i wanna help you

Im a beginner

[shell nova]

gods the signal here is terrible

[slender scaffold]

Ohhhh you got a new color since I last saw you

[keen flax]

Oh, are you in the vatican?

[shell nova]

nope, on a train in the middle of nowhere, france

[molten sky]

pretty much. you have no idea the number of laws that are in place to levy multiple criminal charges against the really-the-same action

[molten sky]

not a bounty program in this case, just something I help out with on occasion

[south shore]

Oh sorry i misunderstood

[molten sky]

was your bug on a h1 or bugcrowd program?

[keen flax]

the reason they do that in the US is that only the most savere counts for sentancing, but if you win an appeal you're still convicted on the other charges.

[south shore]

Hacker1 but would it matter?

[loud marlin]

ello mouse

[molten sky]

not only that, but for plea deals as well
you, as a defendant, are much more likely to take a plea deal when you have 17 felony charges rather than 2 you can more easily defend
it's a bit of a rigged system in that way

that's also one of the reasons the NFA has never been well challenged

also because the only guy to have ever challenged the NFA at a reasonable level got disappeared

[south shore]

I hate law lol

[slender scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-the-law-helmet-talk-snod-gif-17555391

[molten sky]

just curious. once you get a bug or two, as long as it's accepted as valid, you can often start getting invites to private programs on H1 and BC as well. They can have a lot more bugs that aren't found yet since they're often new

[keen flax]

The other reason is that if, for example, you're convicted of possession of a firearm, selling drugs, and possiession of a firearm while selling drugs, they have evidence later that the jury EXPLICITLY found that you did all the precursors to the highest charge. if you were acquitted for posession of a firearm, but convicted of posession of a firearm while selling drugs, it would prove the Jury wasn't a fair one

[keen flax]

True

[slender scaffold]

It’s worse that in the tech shop, to test any dvd player… all we had was judge dredd. Had to listen to that movie every 👏 single 👏 day 👏

[south shore]

Yes, private invitation is less competitive so there is a very small chance the report is duplicated. Private invites are a dream for any bug bounty hunter lol

[loud marlin]

@keen flax how's the little mouse (or not so little one now)?

[keen flax]

she's a sweety!

She's makign big mine cart loops in minecraft now

[loud marlin]

running around like kangaroo and so? 🙂

[keen flax]

yea, we went to the zoo over the weekend!

[loud marlin]

sweeet

[molten sky]

are you familiar with the key card case that's happening

[loud marlin]

oh. for a sec i was WTF shes doing on boar =/

[shell nova]

that's a bear

[loud marlin]

i notice that also hehe

[molten sky]

sir that's a bear

https://tenor.com/view/boar-run-gif-25353107

[loud marlin]

2x fail from me

[molten sky]

that's a boar

[shell nova]

not sure which one is worse though

[tawny magnet]

boars are arguably worse

[slender scaffold]

Beaarrrrrrr

[molten sky]

bears want to stay away from you

boars want to fuck up your leg

[keen flax]

my really neglecting blog has "boar" in it.

[slender scaffold]

wild pig is scary

[keen flax]

sighboar.space

[shell nova]

get that fixed?

[molten sky]

alias sighboar sidebar

[shell nova]

cause that's an awesome domain

[loud marlin]

boar/bear... none of that is fun in wild... at last not try to pet it =/

[molten sky]

both tasty tho

[loud marlin]

they prob say same thing

[shell nova]

dunno about bear being tasty tbh

[slender scaffold]

I don’t think I ever ate a bear

I have eaten at Panda Express though :3

[molten sky]

despite eating meat sometimes, they can be aight

depends on region and species i suppose too tho

[whole yew]

surprisingly sweet and tender. Did not expect that when I had a bit of roast several years ago.

[loud marlin]

@keen flax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybhNTqetubQ

[molten sky]

i can hear it without playing it

[keen flax]

nice dog. will keep the other dogs away

[loud marlin]

and all other annoying animals 🙂

same as noise neighbors...

[slender scaffold]

Maybe cause they eat sweet food?

[whole yew]

berries and miller moths? possible

[molten sky]

very fatty and are omnivores ---

[keen flax]

salmon

[molten sky]

most game meat i see around here is lean and most tasty animals eat greens and grain

like coyotes for instance, which eat a lot more meat, are known for being not so tasty

bear is a good balance somehow

[slender scaffold]

humans must not be tasty

[wooden totem]

They taste like cow

Not that I would know

[loud marlin]

Can I Pet That Doooog

[molten sky]

actually by this pattern, vegans would taste pretty good

[shell nova]

heard it was pork

[wooden totem]

Depends on the cut

[shell nova]

which is partly why eating pork is banned in some religions, apparently

[loud marlin]

||mind you own business|| 🙂

[shell nova]

heh

anyways

[molten sky]

if you're gonna eat a vegan tho don't eat the brain or spine

[wooden totem]

I don't think that's that specific

[whole yew]

that's a specific type of bear; we do not have those bears in CO

[wooden totem]

You like eating brain and spine on normal people?

[molten sky]

nah it's just easier for prion diseases and other not so fun complications to pop up when it's of the same species

CWD for instance is likely a nonissue for humans since it's not compatible with us

[wooden totem]

Zombie behavior

[loud marlin]

also... the mushrooms can be deadly without knowing them and have fair cooking knowledge...

[shell nova]

lets not eat people, please

[molten sky]

'please' implies it's only a request

[shell nova]

gods my network is bad

[keen flax]

oh you just have the ones with picnic baskets?

[gray sonnet]

Hey Hydra 👋

Hey Alex, long time haha

[shell nova]

hey Vain

[wooden totem]

It's not illegal to eat people, getting the food on the other hand...

[slender scaffold]

Cute bear!!

[loud marlin]

pet that dooog ❤️

[shell nova]

arg, laaaaag

[gray sonnet]

I can see that , how've you been doing?

[loud marlin]

if i get killed it will prob that i try pet a wrong animal

[molten sky]

👀

[whole yew]

we have black bears mostly. i think we might have a couple of brownies, but we have no salmon runs so i'm not sure what they would eat aside from pets

[slender scaffold]

Polar bears I didn’t realize are huuuugggeeeee

[gray sonnet]

best animal to pet, capybara 😎

Hey feathers 👋

[whole yew]

politeness makes a demand more friendly

[slender scaffold]

Yaaasssssss kindest animal around

[gray sonnet]

I agree, I love capybaras, but they're hard to find around here lol

[loud marlin]

slow loris 🙂

[molten sky]

we've only got black here in nj but we've got both up in AB

[gray sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/capibara-gif-22235175

[molten sky]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-sign-cant-stop-me-no-one-can-stop-me-gif-13921932

[slender scaffold]

Recently got a capybara backpack.

[gray sonnet]

👀

[keen flax]

Let sleeping bears lie.

[gray sonnet]

Never seen a slow loris in my life

[whole yew]

beware the australian drop bear, it's a vicous predator

[slender scaffold]

Looks like this

[molten sky]

my ups just went bzzzz and then i heard a pop outside and then my ups stopped going bzzzz

[gray sonnet]

that's so fricking cool

[whole yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCGUNpzjD6M

[slender scaffold]

I’m scared

[slender scaffold]

koala?

[loud marlin]

muahaha =). nah. tarantulas are ok. scary but not dangerous to handle. if properly do

[whole yew]

it's an aussie joke - i've heard it's very common for the australian army to tell US marines to beware the drop bears. entire marine batallions have been known to have the marine version of fear from these stories

(usually that means they go looking for it)

[molten sky]

drop bears are a serious threat to tourists

they gotta be careful

[shell nova]

on a train to a conference where I'll be presenting 🙂

[gray sonnet]

oooh, good luck with the presentation

Let us know how it goes :D

[whole yew]

oh, is it time for devoxx already?

[jagged moon]

French again?

[slender scaffold]

Good luck!!

[whole yew]

Fluff! Tvue has a taphouse and restaurant now!

[jagged moon]

No! Silence!

I didn't eat today yet!

[whole yew]

It's true! I drove by it this weekend!

[jagged moon]

And didn't have drink today yet!

I have no energy for envy!

[mossy river]

Drink as in alcohol or water?

[finite basalt]

Anyone played with silenteye for steganography?

[mossy river]

Bestie please drink water ❤️

[finite basalt]

Just wondering how much storage it took up for you guys, it's taking 40gb for me which seems off

[slender scaffold]

I have a choco croissant

[jagged moon]

Had a glass of water and a cup of coffee. Not nearly enough

[molten sky]

why would you want to drink water when perfectly good alcohol is available

[shell nova]

it is

[shell nova]

yes

[shell nova]

thanks

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @slender scaffold (current: #88 - 73)

[whole yew]

Also i got some cocktail kits for moscow mule and old fashioned

[jagged moon]

Will have to watch with autotranslation again, i guess!

[whole yew]

drink responsibility everyone, remember to stay hydrated and not overdo it

[slender scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-cant-see-small-gif-5154350

[shell nova]

it's a lab this time, don't think they're recorded

[shell nova]

will adapt the lab to THM and submit afterwards

[whole yew]

funny you say that.. the taphouse serves music city hot chicken. very good stuff

[finite basalt]

a tiny little steganography program taking up 40gb 💀

Seems a little off

[shell nova]

seems odd, indeed

[slender scaffold]

What are they stegging… a movie?!

[finite basalt]

That's not ram usage, that's ssd usage

[shell nova]

not allowed to joke ban, silly

[molten sky]

what are you gonna do about it when you're banned tho

[finite basalt]

That's what's confusing me, it's not malicious but I reckon there's a memory leak because it's just a little ✨ excessive ✨

[jagged moon]

Is no joke, am starving!

[molten sky]

@jagged moon 👋

[whole yew]

Hey that's rude! I am trying to remind you about places to stop when you next visit the US! kek

[jagged moon]

So i am in Scotland in summer

And in westcoast in fall

[shell nova]

go eat

[whole yew]

westcoast US? i assume no roadtrip

[jagged moon]

Subway home. Soon

[jagged moon]

Aye. States. If lucky, will take a week off while there

[shell nova]

memory leaks are usually RAM

[jagged moon]

Then company pays tickets, and i have a week free in US

[finite basalt]

Well I would've thought that too but 40gb for a tiny program?

Sounds like it's caching and not clearing

[whole yew]

Well, have fun

[jagged moon]

If i get that week i come visit

[sand trench]

is there processor leaks???

[whole yew]

Result of freeing a pointer without deleting the contents. Much more common in C and pre-C++11 code

[jagged moon]

Just need to figure out the city for outbound flight

JFK, probably

[finite basalt]

Yeah but usually to be expected in ram, I think I've only ran it twice as well

40gb for two runs is a little high

[whole yew]

yeah, all the compute just drains right out and evaporates from the CPU fan.....

[slender scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-hot-hott-mess-cat-funny-gif-17315686

[loud marlin]

wtf is that on fan? fur, hairs ?

[gray sonnet]

what is it

[slender scaffold]

Probably dust

[gray sonnet]

somebody needs to clean that fan

[loud marlin]

that's one lazy cat to clean around...

[slender scaffold]

I wanna rub tummy and get clawed

[loud marlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKOfWx4dy3k sing with cat

clawed like that...

[slender scaffold]

That cat is so confused

[loud marlin]

i guess that look confirm that

[slender scaffold]

Lol it’s like the cat only bites him when he doesn’t sing 😆

[gray sonnet]

the cat questioned it's entire existence

[loud marlin]

yea... and when he start she got error in head

[whole yew]

that cat hates being held so much; the singing stuns him into puzzlement and confusion

[crude stump]

Hello Alex

Oh

[loud marlin]

guess capybara is better chooice

[crude stump]

?

Wdym

[slender scaffold]

Oh boy….

[crude stump]

??

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/choujeki-eating-popcorn-gif-14739088

[crude stump]

Interesting

@shell nova

James

Check logs

[naive violet]

@rapid merlin Hey, we don't appreciate trolling here.

[crude stump]

Oh nvm

[naive violet]

Here's your chance to stop

[slender scaffold]

I would still love a cat that didn’t like being held lol

[loud marlin]

fair

[slender scaffold]

paralyzed by singing is kinda icing on the cake lol

[naive violet]

Out of the many cats my family have had, several of them weren't "lap cats".
A lot of them will just chill sat next to you and that's alright. Cats are all cool.

[crude stump]

I love cats

[slender scaffold]

Awwww… yeah if they’re comfy enough to chill next to you, you’re accepted lol

[loud marlin]

cat's/dog's tamed humans

[shut hawk]

My dog's the opposite, always wants to be in your lap

[loud marlin]

name you dog stay and then call it: Come here, Stay...

[mossy river]

Coventry is so bad sometimes

[loud marlin]

he prob go crazy in 0 time

[mossy river]

Eh?

[loud marlin]

if you name him Stay and call it like that

[plush jewel]

heyy guys , can anyone help with this : like i have rooted the machine with these given ports , what i don't get is why port 111, 58164 are open , 58164 is some RPC-based thing , anyway i don't get what they serve or their role at all

[normal fable]

I have always trained my dogs with hand signals and verbal..

[naive violet]

Read up about RPC

[naive violet]

Hand signals are the best

So so useful

[plush jewel]

well i mean i know it has something to do with portmapping , but it's the most usefull when there's an NFS in place , which is not the case with the room

[naive violet]

More to RPC than just NFS

[echo sentinel]

Try to google as much as you can, have you read piece from bookhacktricks?

https://book.hacktricks.xyz/network-services-pentesting/135-pentesting-msrpc

[polar wraith]

whats the purpose of the questions in #polls

are yall planning on selling data or what

[plush jewel]

good question go ask it there

[blazing granite]

make a poll and find out 😂

[naive violet]

Probably as a test of the polls feature?

[polar wraith]

sounds about right

[polar wraith]

ah

[crude stump]

Aww

[plush jewel]

i actually did but couldn't grasp it , anyway , thanks i'll dig more

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @echo sentinel (current: #1367 - 2)

[crude stump]

What breed dex?

[loud marlin]

the poison called: dihydrogen-oxide 🙂

[slender scaffold]

cats are liquid lol

[loud marlin]

btw.. april full joke that end up bad...

[simple valve]

is it windows

[slender scaffold]

Alright…. back to writing this report

[hollow pivot]

Watchu reporting

[slender scaffold]

Good lord it’s over 60 pages already

[slender scaffold]

work final report

[hollow pivot]

What's the topic?

[slender scaffold]

wondering what project I’ll be moved to next or if I’ll be axed

[wooden totem]

Anyone else likes bland taste? I for example prefer eating bread without anything, spaghetti without sauce, just water nothing else ever

[simple valve]

better project

no axing

[slender scaffold]

just a security report

[buoyant tree]

Realizing that understanding something properly is the only way to know how to break it properly

[slender scaffold]

but a hammer tho

[hollow pivot]

What do you do again? (workwise)

[slender scaffold]

I’m a software engineer

It’s a general title.. we don’t have security titles for the work we do. Any security title is internal, enterprise role. Not client facing

[buoyant tree]

eh breaking single player games atm

Just had a breakthrough while listening to music when I realized something was out of place

Now found a few new duplication glitches in games where it was thought to be patched out

[hollow pivot]

So more devsecops?

[lone thistle]

i've not. any reccs?

[slender scaffold]

Yah that’s closer. I’m in an R&D company

But this time it was pentesting

Last project was defense

I didn’t do much defending :/ mostly analysis… team effort lol

[chilly veldt]

one of her coolest sets
https://soundcloud.com/a_n_i_dj/ani-symbiotikka-kitkat-club-20092023

[hollow pivot]

Ayy, at least you get to do a bit of everything

[hollow pivot]

Is hardstyle still a thing?

[slender scaffold]

Yeah! But I really want to do incident response and I’ll get none of that here ;_;

[chilly veldt]

OF COURSE, it's the best!

[rapid merlin]

Its guddd

just like Frenchcore

[near hawk]

Yes for the intense gym workouts

[hollow pivot]

I though it had died down since my highschool days

[mossy river]

WAGWAN

Of course

[rapid merlin]

Nahh

[mossy river]

It’s 90% if my playlists

[rapid merlin]

Even better, happy hardcore is coming back

[near hawk]

Hits different with Rhianna or beyonce hardstyle

[mossy river]

Coming back… eh..?

[rapid merlin]

is anybody using qemu gui

[crude stump]

Crazy

[rapid merlin]

A little bit

[hollow pivot]

I prefer Tekno, but some nice hardstyle can do it

[mossy river]

Don’t ask to ask, just ask 🙂

[rapid merlin]

Hehehe

[rapid merlin]

well yeah but which qemu gui should i use

[mossy river]

It says it’s over lol

[near hawk]

Does phonk classify as techno?

[rapid merlin]

Wait the spotify invite?

[mossy river]

Yes ahah

[crude stump]

Yuh

[near hawk]

Yea

[mossy river]

I wouldn’t tbf

[crude stump]

I don’t like phonk

[mossy river]

Have you tried virt manager?

[crude stump]

Think I said that before

[mossy river]

Listening to phonk rn

[rapid merlin]

uh yeah i guess but i wanted virt manager for windows

[mossy river]

Details are important 🙂

[molten sky]

windows? qemu has a windows version?

[rapid merlin]

Time for Champions League!

[mossy river]

I don’t use Qemu on Windows, I didn’t know you could tbf

[lone thistle]

sickk

[rapid merlin]

nah i mean probaly there is no support in windows for virt manager

[chilly veldt]

yuuuup

[rapid merlin]

couldnt find anywhere

[loud marlin]

@boreal scarab i just found that i can root my printer 🙂

[gray sonnet]

print nightmare?

[loud marlin]

kinda. rooting gives shit loads of extra cool stuff

[slender scaffold]

I am root

[gray sonnet]

Oh THAT root

not the CTF root root

[loud marlin]

nooo

3d printer rooting lol

[gray sonnet]

got it

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-27092095

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/elephant-ears-dumbo-happy-dance-gif-5359901

[slender scaffold]

[gray sonnet]

that chat has been revived 🙏

[slender scaffold]

Lol

What is your favorite OWASP top 10?

[gray sonnet]

SQLi

or any type of injection attack

[slender scaffold]

Yeah I think SQLi is a good answer

I don’t think I looked over the most recent OWASP

[gray sonnet]

it's my favorite cause it requires some thinking lol, atleast for me

[slender scaffold]

I suck at it :/ I really should build a list

[gray sonnet]

OWASP top 10 😎

[slender scaffold]

Broken access control is #1 oo

Injection dropped to 3

[gray sonnet]

ooh, last time I checked it was injection

[gray sonnet]

yeah

[karmic hill]

does tryhackme time resets at uk time

meaning gmt +1?

[crude stump]

Hm?

[buoyant tree]

@gray sonnet u ever been to kashmir?

[crude stump]

What time

[crude stump]

Your attack box time?

[gray sonnet]

lived there for 4 months

[karmic hill]

I don't know

[buoyant tree]

Nice, going there for the 6~th time in a few weeks

[crude stump]

What do you mean by time?

[gray sonnet]

oooh, nice!

has it changed much?

[karmic hill]

I'm wanting to know in which time my streak will reset. if I don't complete a task.

[buoyant tree]

eh it only gets more polluted and more populated every time i visit

[crude stump]

Ooh

[floral abyss]

there might be some different timers: if i answer a question at 00:01 it will increase my streak but it will still say 0 questions answered today.

[crude stump]

It’s your time

[karmic hill]

Is it in Uk time

[crude stump]

24 hours since you got the new streak

[gray sonnet]

ouch, the last time I was there, I wasn't allowed to leave the convoy's vehicle

[loud marlin]

there is one of greatest song, ever written, from Led Zeppelin named Kashmir...

[karmic hill]

at 12 am ?

[crude stump]

I think

[mossy river]

It resets at midnight local time

[crude stump]

Oh so 12 right?

[buoyant tree]

its beat is good, listened to quite a few violin covers of it

[molten sky]

midnight is 9:37 here, actually

[buoyant tree]

sad, don't know about the india side but Pakistan side I could roam around freely

and the military were pretty nice

[crude stump]

Ah here is 12

[gray sonnet]

ah, that's nice!

[crude stump]

In the uk?

[gray sonnet]

Me and Kashmir have a weird relationship lol

[karmic hill]

here 12 also

[molten sky]

that's what big clock wants you to think but go on

[crude stump]

😂

Big clock

Always pulling the strings smh

[karmic hill]

anyone competing me in terms in weekly hour

[crude stump]

Ooooo

That’s the time you studied

The time you spent on tryhackme

[rapid merlin]

People have way way more

[karmic hill]

I think it should have been more

[crude stump]

Oh wait Lmao

[molten sky]

169 rn

[crude stump]

24 hours apparently

[buoyant tree]

I always have 0 no matter how much I study

probably my pihole or ublock

[rapid merlin]

not ublock

bcs mine works fine

[karmic hill]

I'm also spending time on YouTube

that's why its less

[karmic hill]

i guess it should have been 4*7 = 28 hours

in my case

[rapid merlin]

maybe

[loud marlin]

@sand trench 🙂

[crude stump]

Damnnnn

[sand trench]

neat

[crude stump]

Didn’t know you were like that ralex

[loud marlin]

im pro 🙂 hehe

[crude stump]

How much do you have shadow

Oo

[sand trench]

soon 1000 day streak badge

[crude stump]

Dang

[floral abyss]

Dont u run out of questions to answer?

[loud marlin]

btw... anyone know where is esqy...

[crude stump]

Ikr

Haven’t see bro in a minute

[karmic hill]

I mean how did you manage to complete 7 tasks in 45 min ?

[sand trench]

not really as shadow is kinda stalling by only answering 1 question a day most days

[crude stump]

You can reset questions

[floral abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/theodoros-gif-18371963

[crude stump]

But idk if that effects the streak

Hm

Ima test it

[pallid lotus]

Shouldn't do

[sand trench]

yeah answering quetsions after a reset counts

[crude stump]

Yoo

[floral abyss]

oh hahah ok ok good to know

[sand trench]

i.e your streak can be extended by answering a question you already answered

[crude stump]

New grind method

[pallid lotus]

You don't know the half of it

[karmic hill]

it takes me minimum 5/10 min maximum 1h to find a answer

[sand trench]

it also ups the streak when shadow answers a ctf room after 72 hours after its release

as shadow generally has answered the questions in the past during room testing

but the progress is wiped for blood point give aways

[floral abyss]

changing your device's time/date can also increase your streaks by 1000 in 1 day?

[crude stump]

I swear you had a different pfp muiri

[pallid lotus]

Hm?

[sand trench]

if that could be done it would be deemed a bug and probably break tos

muirirs profile picture is hypnotic

[crude stump]

My phone prolly glitched and it showed your actual pfp

[sand trench]

don't stare at it for to long or you will send all your money to muiri as a donation

[pallid lotus]

If that's calculated client side I would be torn between dismay and hysterical laughing.

Try it

[crude stump]

How many bugs do you have to find to get that bug hunter role

[pallid lotus]

3 security bugs

[tawny magnet]

What about one really big one

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/bsod-gif-26376970

damn

[crude stump]

Old ah windows

[pallid lotus]

I mean, I turned in a room takeover bug a couple of years back and I don't have it 🤷‍♂️

[loud marlin]

guess my windows don't like laser app

[naive violet]

We got stored xss also

[pallid lotus]

Yes, we did indeed

Although stored XSS is lower criticality than "give yourself admin access to any room"

Then again...

[naive violet]

Back in the good old days

[pallid lotus]

Anyone check the cookie security attributes? 🤣

[pallid lotus]

Geez that must be a good 4 years ago now. More than

I feel old

[molten sky]

speaking of roles, idk how i haven't gotten CM yet

[sand trench]

every time you advance an ad bracket you get older

[naive violet]

I mean I have an inkling...

[sand trench]

any years between those barely count

[rapid merlin]

a

[pallid lotus]

Well, you just asked for it, so that's you disqualified

[molten sky]

my plan is working

[pallid lotus]

b

[sand trench]

c

[gray sonnet]

d

[rapid merlin]

e

[gray sonnet]

f

[slender scaffold]

eeeeeEeeEeEee

[rapid merlin]

g

[blazing granite]

Wait until you'll actually old 😂

[gray sonnet]

that's dolphin language 👀

[molten sky]

speaking of CM who was the most recent?

[pallid lotus]

What's an... Ad?

[sand trench]

scrubz

[sand trench]

advertisement

[molten sky]

right i forgot he was that as well

[slender scaffold]

ad-ville

[pallid lotus]

I know. I'm joking.
Been years since I've seen an advert

[blazing granite]

dolphin is not here to translate 😂

[rapid merlin]

hey-

[gray sonnet]

that emoji doesn't seem right...

[sand trench]

not even as sponsor segments in youtube videos???

[gray sonnet]

I swear to god there used to be a save image option when emojis are sent in the chat

[crude stump]

Hello keel

Keke

[slender scaffold]

o/

[sand trench]

yuup there was vain

[pallid lotus]

I don't watch that kinda YouTube 🤷‍♂️

[sand trench]

and a bit after they removed that you could open dev tools and copy it from there

[gray sonnet]

okay good, I'm not going mad

[sand trench]

fair fair..... most ads shadow see now is from ad rolls on twitch

[gray sonnet]

why does discord hate it's users?

[sand trench]

and somehow shadow find twitches ads to be acceptable and not outrageous

[molten sky]

discord is a microsoft puppet

[naive violet]

Wat

[sand trench]

discord might not be happy about shadow doing a gdpr data request every year

[slender scaffold]

[sand trench]

to see all the data they have on shadow that is

[molten sky]

that's why discord hates its users
it's secretly owned and operated by microsoft and a shadow board

[sand trench]

do that as shadow finds those stats fun to read and see

[naive violet]

You wanna uh... Not announce unsubstantiated rumours here?

[slender scaffold]

I read that as shadow beard

[molten sky]

i don't want to not but i can

[sand trench]

what beard??? shadow don't have a beard

[crude stump]

Shadows beard

[sand trench]

hides santa custom in the corner of the wardrobe

[crude stump]

I knew it

[slender scaffold]

Hey I want the +7 hacking skills beard as much as anyone but I can’t grow one ;_;

[naive violet]

This is an educational environment after all. Spreading misinformation goes directly against that

[sly bramble]

Hello
On red teaming rooms, do you watch a walk through directly? Or do you first try by yourself?

[gray sonnet]

try it by myself first 🤷‍♂️

[crude stump]

Depends

[sand trench]

always try by yourself first

[crude stump]

I don’t really know what walk through directly means but I’m guessing follow every step of the room?

Someone fill me in

[gray sonnet]

nah, just start watching the walkthrough/read it

[crude stump]

Oh

[gray sonnet]

without actually trying to finish the challenge

[crude stump]

Yeah no actually do it

[sand trench]

walkthroughs is a thingy where someone gives you each of the steps and how to do something

[crude stump]

It’s ok if your already versed on the subject but I recommend actually doing it

[whole yew]

i know you aren't being serious, but please don't say stuff like this. it's impossible to debunk shadow conspiracy nonsense, and remember this is a learning security discord, not a learn to vet information discord

[slender scaffold]

I like reading them ;_;

[sly bramble]

Sometimes i try by myself but sometimes i don't know what approach i should take to hack the machine

[molten sky]

figured it was obvious enough to not be taken seriously 😶 but si

[naive violet]

This is what a methodology gets you

[sand trench]

same.. but generally shadow tries to not read them before completing the room

[slender scaffold]

Yah I usually go full walkthrough

But that’s cause I’m not kewl

[naive violet]

People say things like that seriously all the time though, that's the issue

[blazing granite]

always try it by yourself first, walk through is just in case you get stuck and already try a few things didn't work out and you gave up 😂

[sly bramble]

Who is shadow?

[sand trench]

you know what is funny.. for a bit there shadow thought you were refering to conspiraicy nonsense made by shadow

[crude stump]

Shadow is shadow

That’s who shadow is

[sand trench]

ello ello shadow is shadow... a person from sweden that refers to themselves in third person

[sly bramble]

Then i feel awful after watching the walkthrough 😂😂

[molten sky]

nah i meant like underground / secret, lol
but shadow secretly running discord is a funnier thought

[jagged moon]

Foooooood

[sick lance]

Did you learn anything?

[slender scaffold]

Foooooooood!!!

[gray sonnet]

FLUFF! Hai!

[sick lance]

Glorious food!

[loud marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-garfield-tummy-full-tap-belly-gif-15742977

[sand trench]

*runs discord only for sharing cheese info every day

[gray sonnet]

yeah, how did you even get there?

[slender scaffold]

“cheese”, they’re really other products in disguise

[crude stump]

Cheese lovers pizza

[blazing granite]

Don't you worry neither can I 😂

[crude stump]

Shadows what’s your thoughts on crafts slice cheese

That fake stuff

[sand trench]

as long as you learn from reading or watching walkthroughs after trying a bit for yourself it is completely fine in shadows eyes... for some stuff you need to see others do it to be able to yourself

[molten sky]

kraft deluxe is fine kraft normal is too plastic

[whole yew]

all cheese is based on fat, oil is a fat, it's real cheese

[crude stump]

Why can’t it melt tho

[whole yew]

it does

[sand trench]

it clearly says on the slices that it is cheese product and not cheese... very different

[molten sky]

kraft not-deluxe is to cheese what yoohoo is to milk

[sly bramble]

Yup
Because i don't have enough background in red teaming

[slender scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-guy-fondue-cheese-chicken-fail-gif-19141325

[crude stump]

Well it just softens unlike real cheese that like turns watery almost

[sand trench]

then it was worth it

[sand trench]

think it clearly states in the manual to not do that

[blazing granite]

that's the important thing that you learn, and have fun 🙂

[slender scaffold]

who rtfm?! yolo!

[crude stump]

Explain to me what’s the difference, I’m not very versed in my cheeses

[sand trench]

always read the friendly manual

[sly bramble]

Thank you

[twin ridge]

Gave +1 Rep to @blazing granite (current: #106 - 60)

[tawny magnet]

where does one find this friendly manual, I always get the rude and condescending manual

[wooden canopy]

Hi, anyone know why I got this for brute it task 3?

[sand trench]

cheese product is to cheese what peanutbutter chocolate is to peanuts

[crude stump]

Ah I see

[crude stump]

#room-help

[sand trench]

wait a sec...

[sand trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT-fbLFOCy0

[crude stump]

I like the rude manual better

[sand trench]

sigh

the friendly manuals are the best

[devout palm]

Yes

[sand trench]

helps keep people from running away

also still have to finish that video by TJ

[devout palm]

You can open a manual for the man command!

[tawny magnet]

watch at 2x speed, maximize manual eating.

[devout palm]

So that would be double man man man

[slender scaffold]

Maybe there’s a market out there for audio manual books

[sand trench]

you can open the info page for the man program too

oh yeah that would be something to consider

linux man files as audio books

[finite basalt]

I think I've just done my leg in

[slender scaffold]

(accent) “Then you take piece A3 and gently rotate screw H5 into the end.”

[naive violet]

Screenreaders are available also

[sand trench]

true...

[tawny magnet]

having some stirfry soon

[slender scaffold]

I don’t think I want to make the audio book for mimikatz

[finite basalt]

I had a sudden leg cramp and I think it's torn a muscle in my leg

[slender scaffold]

Yikes

[sand trench]

GG you might need rest and crutches

[finite basalt]

All I know is that I just had to limp to the bathroom to get a drink, that was the second attempt as the first one seemed to set off the cramp. Never had a cramp that bad and I've had those ones you get under the arch of your foot

I've got work tomorrow as well 🤦

[sand trench]

yeah yikes

guess you can't work from home