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Apparently he was a Pirate in his day. Swords tracks
Ok yea, checking CRStats, he's a Sword Bard
Dude did a flourish
Yeah defensive flourish first turn
ah missed the flourish
functioning as some sort of anchor perhaps?
The Calix is the thing keeping folks away from the Tree of Names. I don't think it's good that it's getting depowered.
Er, ok nvm. CR Stats is beating me. They let the Calix get power?
Soon...
zartaza?
"Remember my name. Xartaza. It will be an honor to serve you."
thats only good things
!!
Only good things here
building up that dark knight asmodeus champ~
.... um ouch
oh yea shes gonna leave a mark thats for sure
More of a scar than anything else.
Deception? Yes
Horrible marriage, but they love eachother very much.
gotta admit, was not expecting a self sacrificing character from loquacious, but what a great turn
you know he disappeared that reporter for finding out laerynn had something to do with evandrin's death
The love of one of the Fey is a terrible one.
Yea, not quite the twist I was expecting
But I love it nonetheless
Of course, this still doesn't mean the lies between them and Zerx isn't still there
Brennan's got a way with words. It's not true, it's a plea.
Rau’shan and Ka’Mort.
Alrighty, this is either gonna go well or roll initiative.
We're pivoting towards initiative.
What do you know, this gauge was spring loaded lol
We're right into the going well side.
Oh yea, this Calix is coming down.
You just told this artillery tank of a paladin his husband is some form of alive, and he just has to go and check on this tree?
He will get to this tree
The giants slumber..
alright ill share my wild theory here: the tree of names is the original mark of the luxon: powerful, whole, and able to change the destinies of the gods themselves. It gets sundered during the calamity and its leaves/fruits get scattered as the smaller luxon beacons found later
evandrin cant come back cause he got consecuted into it :p
I'm still holding to my theory that this is the rite of Ascension. That this tree bears the names of all the Gods on it, and during this solstice one can adjust the names written on it.
Why did you even try to get something past the bird?
Brennan, you know this bird sees all.
Yea, it makes sense for me that they killed the Helm to make sure it lands.
kill the helm, then destroy batteries?
I think that basically it's been nothing but a distraction for this whole thing.
The job was done as soon as the Helm was wiped out. It's too late to stop the replenishment, which is what Vespin needs.
There's nobody to turn the city around.
i think they have corrupted something in the ether, and landing the city would complete some kind of circuit
brennan runs such long games but i'm hooked the whole time
Can't have their cake and eat it
Do you slam this window shut or try very hard to get through it?
Like, they could just stop all this. Laerynn could burn up all the energy they need, to stop the City. But no way in the hells are they doing that!
So, it's coming down to who gets through that window first!
they gotta be over what will eventually become roshona
gonna turn it into a blasted hole in the ground
Nah, Roshana is somewhere else entirely
Best guess rn is Domunis is the Shattered Teeth
Ghor Dranis has already been mentioned in this series.
We have no idea what becomes of Avalir.
!!!!!!
what if the tree is preventing things from returning from outside
MA'AM!!!!
DO NOT BLIGHT THE WORLD TREE!!!
oh you mean ghor dranis was sundering, not calamity?
What?
your saying it already exists?
Quoting the Wiki here
Ghor Dranas ("Gathering of Shadows" in Draconic) was the capital of the Betrayer Gods' alliance and was located in Xhorhas during the Age of Arcanum. It was destroyed in the final battles of the Calamity. The city of Rosohna now stands on the same site
😈
PVP time
yeah the betrayer gods are imprisoned during the age of arcanum, so it would be an empty seat of power created during the sundering, yeah?
I am blanking on what the Sundering was in Critical Role.
i always figured it was created during the calamity when the betrayer gods returned
Not the start of the pvp i was expecting
aww yeah dnd pvp, the ultimate hubris!
I love Legend Lore 😄
UM
WELL THEN
You asked existence to tell you a story.
She'll be crispy before we're through chapter 1.
lol Blight just got upcast in Laerynn's mind.
oh im wrong, not called the sundering, its the schism, where the prime deities imprisoned the betrayers
And so is Aabria lmao
Aura of Protection
Starting at 6th level, whenever you or a friendly creature within 10 feet of you must make a saving throw, the creature gains a bonus to the saving throw equal to your Charisma modifier (with a minimum bonus of +1). You must be conscious to grant this bonus.
No yelling needed Brennan. 😄
Lloquacious is gonna end you Nydus.
Umm. Well that's not what I expected.
Ahhgg
Ma'am!!
Elmenore of the Burning Vale.
STOP THIS

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The final 2 Primordials...
THE DIVINE GATE!!
The proto divine gate
The Tree is the gate! Upon it is written the names of all things that should not come.
Well we knew that already lol (the ashari bit)
This is what ends the Calamity. I'm certain of it. This is how the gods were removed from Exandria.
Congrats Aabria! You were the one to properly start the Calamity!
But yea. I'm sure of it. This tree is the gate, and at the end of the Calamity is when the names of all the gods are written on it.
I thought this might've been how one Ascended. Nope, this is why Exandria is god-less.
We don't know what became of Avalir.... Avalir's flight path is what scribes the spell across all exandria.
I'm beginning to think it never came down.
That even to CR proper, it's still flying around.
well there go my theories, still cool tho 😆
It could be one of the fallen cities that were not sacked/searched
Forreal, cant wait for the next episode
This is just… AAAAAAHHHH
We’ve got the calamity right now. But somehow, that feels like the least of our problems, because there are 2 primordials that were not killed
the tree was made after the matrons ascension. It was made to scribe the names of things that should not be on Exandria, such as the betrayers but also things like fiends. That's why those fiends coughed up blood after they did the tree power stuff during that fight. The tree was the source of the power scribing a spell of protection across the entire world. The druids were using the wizards as much as the wizards were using them. The tree protects the world and the replenishment kept the Primordial sealed
Now neither of those things are happening
The betrayers are returned and there is not the power to keep the last living Primordial sealed
The Calix was made after the Raven Queen ascended. But the tree has been with them since they took the peak.
And it’s a double feature for the primordials. Rau’shaun and Ka’Mort.
Yea, the calix to protect the tree is new
But the tree was created as part of the pact for taking the mountain
It didn't exist before that
It has always been doing its extraplanar protection
The calix was added after the ascension to protect it
So, now I’m wondering what became of the 2 primordials here…
Well they come out and play of course
2/3 of Exandria dies in this event. The world is all but destroyed. Those seals required constant contact.
I wanna know if we’ve got another apocalypse coming in like a thousand years lol
I suspect these Primordials don't live past this
The fact that the tree of names is less important than we originally thought is surprising
It’d be good if they got killed, so that we’re not sat here going “the earth is going to shatter as fire erupts from the ground.”…
It's not "the names of everything" but 'just' "the names of everything that shouldn't be here" is crazy
Like a certain little prophecy Matt slipped into the Wildmount guide…
I always figured that one was about the luxon
Which mind you!
We have gotten no discernable reason as to why it's in the intro yet
Every other window of the intro has had enough info revealed except for that
Yea. I’m a bit tense now! 😄
there is still at least 3 hours of this left
Also was this over 6 hours? I think it was
Just under
I saw the bit say 5 hours 50 minutes like, a good bit of time before the end
But time is meaningless rn so idk how long before it was
Anyway am I surprised in the slightest that it was Laerryn who started the Calamity? Doing more damage than even Vespim himself? No not in the slightest
I was tossing it back and forth between her of Zerxus
She was always my #1 pick to be the one who actually did the deed
Others obviously all helping to contribute towards it bit still
Btw, do we know where Cerrits wife is? Is she in another flying city? Or somewhere else? I hope it's the latter and that latter is somewhere safe
Per his bio, she’s on some “research” expedition.
Let’s imagine that some sort of unavoidable disaster is on the brink, you’ve found some sort of way to accept it and start planning for the absolute best event of your life. What would you do and who would accompany you?
That’s dark. LOL. Cerrit would rally his family close – his two kids, and would do his best to reach their mother who is off on another ‘long term research trip’.
Lol
So, sounds like Cerritt has had to raise them generally solo.
Honestly, I'da thought a super magic society would have some sort of vault of their stuff. Yknow, in case of the city falling.
Hey at least Laerryn broke the world for love now where have i heard that one before
She was gonna back down after she saw how scared Loq was
Then the tree attacked him
EXU:C circa next week: https://youtu.be/zc6KUlXP--M
Oh damn it doesn’t embed
It’s “Komm, süsser Tod”
Huh. The erinyes Xartaza.
"Remember my name. Xartaza. It will be an honor to serve you." I wonder if she knows she’s gonna be stuck in a mace one day.
Sounds like I missed a lot when I had to stop listening about midnight at work last night, did it run to almost 3.30 eastern?
Time to cram the rest of the story in the second half
Second half? More like the last hour lmao
And now we have problems
I think its very amusing that "Blight" of all spells would lead to an apocalyptic event
gives new meaning to the circle of blight druid subclass in the tal'dorei guide
ooo good catch! that is indeed her in there
I get the feeling cerrit will send his kids to their mom using the spell bottles, then turn around and try to help the city and its people any way he can in the final ep. Would be interesting if their mom is at that mountain where all the aarakokra/eisfuuran come from in wildemount
There are not many places that will be safe for th3 next century
Hopefully she is in one of them
Yeah only what… a third of the population survive the Calamity?
yeah, all major cities on the surface destroyed except for vasselheim
its about to get real dark
Oh true. I forgot it was surface (though it does make sense)
I love how the Underdark is a place even the gods don’t want to go to for their fights
Pelor and Raei looking at each other after banishing Torog underground like, “We’re… not following him, right?”
I think it's probably more that most people are on the surface (or near to it)
yeah theres other reasons its so messed up down there for drow and duregar 😂 can blame the gods for banishing a bunch of evil things to the underdark
Which is interesting because I think in their mythos, the Underdark exists because Pelor and Raei drove Torog underground
But that might have been pre-Age of Arcanum. Like during their first fight.
makes sense
Oh it was Calamity era
Like underground existed, but from the text I’m reading, it looks like the Underdark (with all its themes and association) didn’t exist until Torog was chased back underground by Pelor and Raei.
Torog’s tears carved through Exandria and his followers fled into the tunnels.
Sounds about right
So, hopefully Zerxus won’t be helping Asmodeus. Pls recognize the deceit.
i could see it if he holds elias hostage basically, "serve me and ill let the kid live"
I can imagine a literal corruption since Xartaza has his blood now
Which is kinda what they were going for, right? Blood of the Chosen type thing?
very curious as to whether or not this usage of necrotic draconic spirit confirms the existence of gem dragons in exandria
(whether or not they survived the calamity is another question)
Could be how Brennan's integrating them
I'm just wondering because it's not necessarily a "unique" dragon (it was just "a dragons hoard") so I wonder if they are considered anything special or not
I think its possible that this is just a sloppy reading of the spell?
Especially as we obviously have heard about the Origins of Dragons in exandria a few times and no mentions of gems
"its some sort of vague dragon spirit that grants some resistances"
How? Necrotic damage was the used type, the dragon spirit is confirmed to be the same one as it always is. And the dragon was describing as "glittering"
did the breath weapon always do necrotic? I cant remember him actually saying the damage type but I could be wrong
Lou mentioned he gained the necrotic damage resistance
which at the very least tells us that its a gem dragon spirit
yes and that seemed to me like a spur of the moment "what kind of resistance is useful right now" decision
not something that was supposed to give us some sort Lore insight
considering the entire rest of the spell was obviously discussed lorewise beforehand, I find that unlikely
maybe I'm wrong, I didnt get a good look at the dragon mini used. To me the whole thing came across as improvised
brennan just grabbed "a dragon mini", but as he was going to get it he told Lou to tell the party all about the dragon, which means it was obviously discussed beforehand for its lore implications
not necessary, they are both master improv talent and could have come up with that story on the spot
Seems unlikely considering Brennan had only said a small bit about it and Lou seemed to know exactly what he was talking about
i also had this gem dragon question... it would be interesting if gem dragons were hunted to extinction in the age of arcanum or something
I've seen both of them do these kind of interactions on Dropout shows so I assumed this was another case of their talent showing
It is entirely possible that this was planned but then I feel like they would have put a bit more emphasis on the newly introduced kind of dragon?
i think in the lore dragons were created by the gods to protect mortals from primordials, but since tiamat is around its proven they can turn and do their own thing
if that was the case
Matt and/or Brennan could also spin it that the Gem Dragons all retreated to the Underdark, and now are very seldom seen above ground
Oooo gem dragons who died off and/or went into hiding as a result of the Calamity sounds pretty interesting ngl
Essentially, they'd be the esoteric dragon lore that dragon scholars gatekeep over.
i guess it doesnt matter in the end, Lou summoned a gem dragon and Matt will deal with it at some point in CR i assume
Insert secret gem dragon faction that completely hides among humanoids once they come of age to shapechange, but otherwise are just raised in the farthest reaches of the world
I'm still sat here wondering what is gonna become of the TWO LIVING PRIMORDIALS that are not covered in existing Calamity knowledge.
Problem is a small term for describing these things. It's because of them that the Gods went "Yea... y'all need magic because of this."
I'm just presuming that Azzy's plan here is to pop them up, since the Betrayers sided with the Primordials in order to clear the world of all life, so the Gods would have to leave. So he's breaking his friends out of jail. And Rau'shaun and Ka'Mort are complete unknowns here.
I would speculate that they either dont get out or that they will be dealt with swiftly by the gods, which maybe the betrayers can use as the Prime deities are distracted
If they don't get out, then that's quite the lingering thread that Brennan's leaving Matt.
Because the Gau Drashari are gone after this. And the Ashari do not seem to know about these.
I'm sure Matt would love it
there is a lot in thordak's lore that would relate to contact with a powerful fire primordial...
but they all seem to be mostly shoved into their elemental planes, even in age of arcanum times
My understanding was that their deaths made the elemental planes.
This gift was the knowledge of arcane magic, which the good children used to drive away their traitorous kin, banish the turned Creators to their own prison-like planes, and ultimately destroy the Primordials, scattering the chaotic elements to their own planes of existence.
I think it's moreso "their essences got scattered to the existing planes of existence"
someone made an awesome animatic of the invisibility scene from EP1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiHJZKRJ9l4
I dig it
I personally loved this art piece regarding the invisibility scene too https://twitter.com/lappuncheung/status/1531641841434632192?s=21&t=lvhGxhDAZM0OOkpq7eLtvQ
thats very cool too
I hope he gets his family out of there
Let the wizards burn down the world. He's got his kids to keep safe
Well, yeah I hope too but I dont think anywhere will be safe
thats the same artist (+ her brother) who did the C2 animated intro, they are so good
I'm so curious what the final episode will be about in calamity... just everyone fighting or preserving what they can before it all crumbles?
I'd say so.
Struggling desperately against the inevitable while also trying to hold onto everything they can.
Because, the characters don't know.... this is it. Their world dies this night.
I think the idea of crashing the city might be considered
not sure if they will go through with it
because presumably the city still needs to land to completely free all the betrayers
Landing doesn’t necessarily need to be safely
Asmodeus can likely survive a crash
Maybe all he needs is to be brought down to the ground
as far as I understand the situation, the cultists wanted the city to land safely and normally so the replenishment can happen, so that would be part of their plan.
now, I dont know if that is still necessary after the tree was destroyed
if all it took was casting blight on the tree, someone else could have done that
For something keeping the gods off the prime material, I do not think the Blight Spell is permanent damage. But Azzy was waiting for that moment where there was a chip in it, so that he could push through.
if the batteries/ether/tree have been messed with, then landing would inject all of that directly into the land, maybe opening doors for all the other betrayers?
Or maybe it's more about getting the 2 primordials upright again
Since we're touching back down on their jailcell. Perhaps a sudden surge of energy would break their bindings?
would help with the goal of wiping all mortal life off the face of the planet
I'm still hoping Zerxus is off this nonsense now. But then again... Something has to give Azzy and the rest of the Betrayers the idea "Hey, Clerics ain't such a bad idea. Let's get to conquering the place!"
ExU Calamity is really making me consider running another Exandria campaign
Probably one that takes place during the Scattered War and everyone plays one of the named heroes
Just caught up
No words
Just internal screaming
Some external screaming too
Heck
I love this so much hhhhh but AHHHHH
mood
Seems like they are releasing content about taldorei Reborn https://youtu.be/8gIWfb3hTkM
Such DRAMA
tragedy bard is probably the subclass I'm most interested in in the book, juts full of fun dramatic theatrics in the features
is the video them just talking about the subclass or is something happening with the class recently outisde of the book?
Just them acting out the subclass abilities.
ok
not sure where else to ask, but
in the legend of vox machina, with the undead that put hands through people and made them bleed, what were they called
I assume they were wraiths?
That was my best guess at the time
This part of the description fits too
Even small fires can be extinguished by the sucking oblivion of the wraith’s horrifying existence.
Yeah, I think the whole leaking ooze when hit stuff was mostly just flavor
the necrotic damage
the part I was really looking for was the leaping through walls and whatnot. also, the immunity while in darkness, and any light making them vulnerable, that threw me off
I think there’s also two things worth noting. A. Mercer homebrews/modifies a lot of monsters, and B. LoVM isn’t a “D&D show”. And while there are definitely things in the show that are recognizable in D&D, it’s perfectly normal (and honestly expected) for them to take certain liberties for the sake of the narrative.
Cuz even if those are wraiths, the ones in the show don’t function exactly like their statblock would suggest.
So to me it’s either a case of “they’re Mercer homebrew” or “they’re wraiths, but made scarier for TV”.
they're also just, wraiths but cooler.
I’d have to go back to the CR episodes to see for sure
According to CR Wiki, they were Invisible Stalkers in the C1 stream
So definitely feels like they took the liberty of changing them to something creepier and more nightmare-inducing.
I thought there was a zombie sequence in the stream.
🎶 It all returns to nothing...
it just keeps,
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN 🎶
Tonight's episode is clocking in at longer than last week's
sounds about right
6.5 hours 
Sort of based off of Twitch and how far out they push their following stream
Welcome to “the win condition is survival”
Asmodeus is right in front of them. This is not a fight you win, this is a fight to escape alive.
this is one of those rare moments when I'm really hoping this all ends in a TPK
We shall see.
It would be the first time we see a TPK in critical role right?
I think even in the vampire one shots some survived 🤔
I want to say that either the DOOM one or the Shadow of Mordor one everyone died? idr
It's time...
the end of the beginning of the end
We now return to; The END OF THE WORLD!
The curtain now sets on the Age of Arcanum.
Idk who they are.
Huh, didn't expect CR to return at the start of the long weekend
Assumed they'd take that Thurs off and come back July 7
So I'm calling bets on PKs
Nydus: Survives
Patia: Dead
Loquatious: Dead
Laerynn: Survives
Zerxus: Survives
Cerrit: Survives
I think zerxes is first to die
Hopefully the damage takes Patia out of her vision quest, so that she's not just paralyzed while God is loose infront of her
MY GOOD SIR, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM NEEDING ADDITIONAL DICE
My anxiety is already engaged!
Brennan please
Bruh
It's like Last Boyscout's "Head or gut?"
THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY REMOVING HER FROM THE VISIONS!!!
So this is from the gods? Damn
Well, that's a start. Dismemberment as the good option 😂
WE JUST STARTED AND HAVE LIMBS DISCONNECTING LIKE LEGOS
...Um
pfftt
I wonder what this is
I did lead with the goal of this being "survive"
There is no victory in this room for them.
oh absolutely not
SIR*
Brennan!!!
Ohhhhh my betrayer gods-
She is in single digits
Quay lost his clothes lol
Romance
Damn
And of course. Both characters who could have Regenerate, are really unlikely to have it
Rip the age of no clerics
This is pure DMing so great
Yea, checking Critrole stats. Nydas and Loquatious can't have 7th level spells.
All purpose tool? She's not an artificer, right?
No but an engineer
Just a character thing.
None the less
Only in title, unless she's secretly had some levels in artificer. Which I don't think is the case.
14 Wizard is what's on stream.
Sure, doesn't mean they haven't lied about it before glares at Chetney's rogue levels
Meanwhile Nydas and Loquatious have both demonstrated having Sorc and Warlock abilities above the 1st level.
But still, I don't think she's an artificer aside from title
Patia, yikes.
I suspect Brenna just let her use the tool anyway
same way he let Travis use Sneak attack with handaxes
and now we watch Cerrit become a werewolf with his 14 bloodhunter levels-
the sword didnt have to make the save indeed
Retributive Strike. You can use an action to break the staff over your knee or against a solid surface, performing a retributive strike. The staff is destroyed and releases its remaining magic in an explosion that expands to fill a 30-foot-radius sphere centered on it.
You have a 50 percent chance to instantly travel to a random plane of existence, avoiding the explosion. If you fail to avoid the effect, you take force damage equal to 16 × the number of charges in the staff.
Yes, she dodged the nuke.
Wait who just lost their sword?
Zerx
Damn
his holy avenger was unmade in the same way that the solars bow was
Patia had not used her staff at all in this campaign. So that's 320 damage.
That’s depressing but makes sense
This is the real endgame
gooooooood damn-
I mean, this is the event that leads into the apocalypse
It's not exactly the happy funtime of Exandria's history lol
We literally almost had a TPK before ever seeing Combat
I was told there would be ice cream have I been lied too?
We still got like 16hrs of the stream, I'm sure we've at least got soft serve
tpk! tpk!
WAT
Patia is dead
Tpk
Patia has died
"thats the fire damage" lol
And now they play the gods
How is this a 6.5 hour stream when everyone dies with in the first hour?
It was mostly a joke lol
Brennan has ideas im sure
Though that would be fun
They coulddddd play the gods
Or the gods kick in !
Cuz im sure the SPLIT second this happen the prime deities are FEELING THIS
There's no way they just TPK the party within the first hour and just say, "So... 5.5hr chat about what just happened?"
that would be awesome tho if we watched the cast play as gods against the betrayers hehe
like a scene from the boys
I'd rather see the party play both sides of the gods. Half Prime Deities, half Betrayers. More PvP
I'm more thinking of Dr Manhattan.
Well, Marisha just got some more time to fine tune the game next week
Oooo marisha spider queen?
Wow. Massive death damage at this level
NYDAS, YOU AND ZERXUS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN FIX THINGS
hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly-
Honestly yes
Aaaah
Exactly
Get the kids and fly to Vasselheim Cerrit-
He has the recall pots remember
Lol the best part so far I think is the 'okay Gary (Gygax) Jr!'
1 for each kid
Immediately bamf em back to mom.
Yup
And find some way off this rock
if only one of these people could survive please let it be Cerrit and his family
I'm hoping this bird has brains and leaves with em
Wait I didn't processes everything who's dead dead, Lou and Marissa?
BM: all of you take 200+ damage from the tree going boom. Oh hey zerxus you regain 3hp
Just marisha dead im pretty sure
Divine intervention?
Marisha is dead.
From who?
Yeah Marisha massive death, two others are currently ko though
Patia's turned to ash like Lycretia, others are in trouble
"as you feel some of her ribs coming into your body"
Direct? I mean, at some point Prime Deities are pulling up
Why specifically zerxes tho
guess we'll see
Oooo what if evandrin gets to be a part of this?
Don't paladins get revivify?
That's where those 3hp come in haha
Highly unlikely he has it
Well even if he lied, Asmodeus said he's forever remember Zerxes' name. Maybe he'll allow Zerxes to live if he surrenders and doesn't intervein. As an exchange like "Thank you for being so foolish."
Also Purvan is somewhere around
nice!
Ah, Zerxus
Zerxus, we ain't friends anymore 😄
I sure hope so
but we are fiends now
Brennan is a madman
Zerxus said "I may damn the world but it's time for me to get a new man"
Time for him to be a new man
Can't wait to fight Zerxus the Archdevil of some layer of hell.
EXU Calamity was just the prequel series showing the backstory of the BBEG of Campaign 3
there it is lol
Bruhhhh
Zerxus, nope. Dude, you're trying to tell a god what they are?
Zerxus, please
With Asmodeus? That's how you become a Lemur.
“I am the Godless” best line ever
Is he a Paladin of the Luxon now?
Evandren was Asmodeus all along?
No
This does sound like he is channeling the Luxon here
the "here before the gods and the primordials"
The king of the hells useda disguise of evandrin to decive zerxes
"a bad first draft" woof
I swear the reason for the Luxon being in the intro needs to be explained, and why it is connected to Zerxus
Agreed
still. Finally had Zerxus' hubris moment, everyone else (bar Cerrit) had theirs already
what a casual explanation there brennan
Jesussssssss
Hey! They're twinsies now
"You do have 3 hit points..."
Vespin Chloras is just like "First time?"
Yeah, just off-handedly counterspell at 9th level...
Zerxes is gonna be the new Vespen
Brennan said "this is why its a good thing the gods are behind the divine gate"
Rules lawyers are sweating right now
quacking
Loll
Truly
Brennan really knows how to play an evil god
Oh truly
lol
They should remember the Vecna fight.
"Yes, he has two 9th level spell slots cause he's a %$&*#ing god..."
Brennan is a god in his own right with this portrayal damn-
and he had only two because he was freshly ascended
True
Zerxus, this is about the best option you got right now.
Just Dr. Strange this while getting as much info as you can out to someone.
Zerxus is gonna spend all of eternity in hell getting personally tormented by Asmodeus
I can feel it
once again though, Asmo is telling the truth
There is no happy ending
In my campaign, my players will eventually fight something akin to the living planet. I'm thinking several 10th level spell slots.
For a Father of Lies he's spitting some mad truths rn-
Patia was the lucky one to have been blown to smithereens
For real
Quay was too!
They got off the easy way
2 hours later
We are now round 2 into the fifth time stop.
"time has progressed 4 seconds"
"We are only 25 seconds away from the next minute!"
We gotta just keep mocking Azzy for as long as possible, to give everyone a chance.
Avalir: "Anyways, I started crashing..."
of course Asmo. the Age of Arcanum is "Hubris: The Movie"
Welp
You have died 3 times in the space between moments.
MACEEEE TIME
HELLS YES
Here it is!
'Hubris: An artistic interpretation of Exandria's greatest tragedy'
Honestly, I like it more when big monsters just twist existing effects and not just do them stronger.
The first vestige
Lets gooooo
First Arm of the Betrayers!
hoooooooooollllyyyyy-
We don't know what the first Vestige is
"The afterlife awaits"? Brennan is an Alestorm fan?
Was the Divergence before this?
Aabria knew exactly what he was talking about lol
The Divergence is merely the end of the calamity
Aabria did her Vestiges research for the Crownkeepers.
I think "Evandran's spirit" is just more lies
Depends on what Evandrin's alignment was.
Just more deception to keep Zerxus pliable
Well he touched his namestone and evandrin said darling no
As in dont take the weapon i assume
It's ok. I might pick it up in another second... second and a half...
thats definitely what the meaning was
Oooohhhh, they're in Exalted levels too
So i wonder it could be the king of the hells but if its not then how
Sam is being such a jerk lmao
lol "You're leaving me! Just like always..."
Sam please
Granted, Aabria knew what she was doing creating a character who divorced Sam's character
no warforged assistant :[
"do you want to cast tongues"
the same way that you would ask a little kid something lol
Brennan, like a parent to a child: "You wanna cast Tongues?"
Y'all want gods? Have some gods
Travis is like
"idk why you think I can do anything about this"
Bend time... a little bit.
the expression on his face when aabria said "the only one who can do anything about this"
Loll
Matt: "So Brennan, I'm excited to see what kind of story you wanna tell in Exandria! What are you looking to do?"
Brennan: "I wanna destroy it."
Tbf Asmo's behavior about the Matron isn't exactly that different than how the Primes feel about her
Yea.. um.... Azzy just learned one of his precious siblings had been obliterated.
anyway
Emperor and emperess?
Asmo is returning to the alliance the betrayers had with the primordials
the primordials beneath the city
the last living primordials
Ye, I feel like the Creator gods have issues with the Ascendant gods regardless of whether they're Prime or Betrayer.
Gruumsh?
The last 2 Primordials.
There's something intimidating to the gods about killing a god and taking their place
Great Ruiner
yea its Gruumsh
Hell ye
Can't believe the rest of the session is just hours of Brennan giving incredibly detailed description and dialogue of the gods slowly making their way into the world and destroying it
Bye quay
RIP Loquacious Seelie
and theres sam
Ok, just because she was brought up. MA'AMThis is your domain. Please don't take em
It is up to the Raven Queen, whether or not they pass.
Ohhhhh man-
RQ said "Bye Quay"
I guess
Lol Sam. Brennan shut him down though
C'mon Cerrit!!
Find the kids, GTFO
Everyone's gone SAVE YOUR FAMILY!
Honestly, watching the PCs die is expected. I hate Travis for bringing kids into this lol
Teehee
It is a scene straight out of the boys/invincible
TPK so long as Cerrit's kids survive
They delivered
The drinking don't matter! LEAVE
Cerrit knows exactly what happened down there too
The best part of all of this is that while Avalir burns, there's a whole other city down below that's about to get got
Multiple cities teeheee
End of the world babyyyyy
23 Perception is like the worst Perception he's rolled so far lol
2/3s of all life on Exandria..
Grand scheme, ye
Rude Brennan
BRUH
I swear if Brennan does a "and we cut to a shot of his kids" later
Oof
🥲
😭
Sam is loudly crying in Dad right now
oh my god
Yes, quite sad.
His eyes saw all threats to the City. They missed nothing, save what those eyes wanted to see more than anything else.
Isn't mom on a dig at vasselheim?
I thought I'd heard that somewhere, maybe was just speculation
We don't even necessarily know where Avalir is hovering over geographically
This is a very different world
We have a very good speculation that its over what is now the shattered teeth
based on descriptions (numerous ones)
not just brennans cheeky "smile of exandria" comment
I need to throw on some early The Adventure Zone to lighten the mood after this damn
Zerxus, ain't nobody gonna fault you for getting played by the Lord of the Hells.
😅 Atleast you realized what happened, rather than just kept dancing to the steps.
Dyno stop I wanna see him pick up the mace
Oh we still got a chance of that. But I'm thinking it'll be more of a "This is my only way back to life, and I need to be alive to help anyone." thing
Alright, my speculation just got shot.
The Leywrite was not the dawn of the Threshold Crests
Ah yes. The Age of Arcanum is 100% followed by the Age of Salvation
Plot twist: Zerxus is the BBEG of C3
Lettttsss goooo
I think the best part of this is that Zerxus's friends probably have no clue that he was having devil stuff going on
I'm curious to see what ultimately comes of the Tree.
Cuz like... if that was the key to ascension, how did Vecna make it work with a dead tree?
whomst is this
Vespin
oh I missed him say that lol
Oh....
Oh
Zerxus, you have till sunrise to do something. Asmodeus does not own you for another 2 hours.
Understatement there Vespin.
Paladins baby!
"chest". Whats left of it
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON THIS IS INSANE
The only way to fix this right now is a phone call. They can't fight the Primordials
Purvonnnn
Patia, you're also down to 2 fingers and a thumb
we know Purvon is gonna be busy in Vassilheim, but still
"fall to the hands of their imprisoned kin"
mother and father?
ok critrole stats I need that whole prophecy please
When crowned fire and a throned earth stride forth to join ancient war anew, then Mother and Father shall fall to the hands of their imprisoned kin.
And all the stars will weep until the death of light for lost Exandria, whose every ashen breath will wish for death, and never knowing peace, shall stumble ever more to seek in vain the end of horror without name.
so obviously the first part is about the primordials. But the hands of the imprisoned kin? whose that?
Ok, maybe don't call Melora and Pelor here
I'm presuming that the prophecy means the Wildmother and the Dawnfather
Thought so too
that would make sense too
but the "join an ancient war anew" could easily mean either
Imprisoned kin would be the betrayers, their siblings
that would make sense yes
time to save?(probably not) Avalir
All the safeties are off. She is free to do what she planned.
she wants to use them as power sources
They would not only get rid of the primordials (from the world) but also use them as "infinite" power
or at least, she could
I think she's having to make a call here. Bamf the City or bamf the Primordials.
mhm
no guarantee that they would even be able to return if they bamf'd the city
cause are the leylines there?
interesting: she seems to think her prophecy is about the primordials
They're ripping up the road here. Avalir couldn't be allowed to come home.
No, no
When crowned fire and a throned earth stride forth to join ancient war anew
I know
I think those are the primordials
Asmodeus needs the city to land in order to release them.
Also city of crowns/city of thrones?
the rest of the prophecy would work for the gods as well though
Is one of the primordials on avalir or are they both down on land?
If the City is just gone? We're out.
did forget about the names of the cities tho
When [The Primordials] stride forth to join ancient war anew, then [Melora and Pelor] shall fall to the hands of [the Betrayer Gods].
that would work too
"DRAGON OR NOT SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME!"
Mom's just in Vasselheim, on vacation lol
I'd say it's reasonable to keep Cerrit on Zerxus, because in 1 hour...
break time
They need to find something to do for Zerxus, and quick.
i love that brennan snitches on them
and his daughter is a historian!!
oh my god.
shes
oh my god
her mother is the raven queen
shes gotta be right?
aw no
got my hopes up when he said "memories"
Bye bye spellbook. We don't need to be redoing our spells at dawn anyway.
So Lou. How'd that "Oh I'm sure Nydas is gonna is gonna hubris us into the Calamity." plan go? lol
Badran is gonna be eaten by the Dragon spirit now
The people of Avalir are his horde, and they will be guarded.
lmao
THE TAX MEN ARE HERE
the fey want their toy back
gold gold gold hm
Lady Elminor, High Warqueen of the Burning Veil, Matriach of the Court!
every seelie faerie on Exandria...
"The fairies are leaving" is too epic
That was Sam's chance at a different epilogue. Bye bye...
Luis is feelin it
You just threw away your chance to be in C3! lol
Aabria is dying here. 😅
Patia, you have a finger. Somatics are shot right now.
each of these individual scenarios playing exactly to the strengths of each of the characters is so good
casting w/ a 6th level slot woo
ARIA COUNT DOWN!
WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!
Oh but he is!
Say what you want, he's a good writer.
Samuel Brent Oscar Riegel!
Genius
god I love Sams speeches
Sam Riegel your speeches are a gift
now they just have to get through a century of calamity!
Edolus? and Nydas a man of gold? Such subtle references.
(daedalus for those wondering)
so many tears 😭
yes Lou! It is messed up with all the focus on the kids!
We are 45 minutes to Pit fiend
There we go! Full full confirmation this is the teeth
All the continents that still exist were called out
Big nasty pirate tattoos lol
20 rounds
Travis pre setting Insightful Fighting just in case lmao
Death and taxes indeed
"We're off keto" lol
Soooo
Are the Taxmen those robots that were in the fun ball?
Or similar at least
somebody found Halas's notes
oh boy
Yyess otherworldly guise baby
That's the real purpose of Silvery Barbs lads, burnings LRs
Tasha's make-up tutorials do the work. lol
"I came here to hurt people" yes you did Brennan
and people say you can't challenge high level characters. This is all a part of a single day!
A marriage is why we must survive!
the key is to not let them rest 😂
yep. all in a single day.
Sure, you have oodles and oodles of spell slots, features, big cantrips...
But what if you've spent them.
The big key is resource taxation which Brennan and Matt have shown themselves to be proficient in. Matt has done plenty of resource taxation from just environments alone, let alone traps, and putting the party on a clock so they can't take an encounter a day.
exactly. The game does work day to day, and the key is a ticking clock.
I'm just surprised the room isn't fleshy considering the gigabrain of Brennan and Matt having been in that same room.
ohhh boy... i guess barbs reactions were already used
LOOK
We have 3 hit points.
He needs that 30 AC lol
He is atleast getting his next round of attacks
I got to play a level 20 Bladesinger. Mage Armor, 20 Dex, Bladesong, 20 Int, Hasted, Shield at will, basically AC 30 sustained continuously.
Shak's memory is honored.
The Rogue One ending is incoming
😄 Just two Primordials off swimming beyond Exandria.
Niceness, wall of force
Nothing can physically pass through the wall. It is immune to all damage and can't be dispelled by dispel magic. A disintegrate spell destroys the wall instantly, however. The wall also extends into the Ethereal Plane, blocking ethereal travel through the wall.
Nothing is touching this crystal before it fires.
bruh that family line from the character that was forced to forget family for the sake of avalir 😭
I don't think so
Damn... that works.
19 DC
smart use of barbs in that situation
Oh my goooooddd
Travis does this ALL THE TIME
Travis Willingham...
Yeah this was completely against the rules but it's the story
sometimes you force the cool rule
He ain't a fiend yet... you might just save his soul here.
Asmodeus doesn't own it yet.
If Zerxus isn't dead before sunrise, then he is Asmodeus's fiend forever more.
Pretty much.
NO, YOU AIN'T DYING
That's the point!
Sure, y'all can be let out your cages.... just not into Exandria.
This is what shatters the teeth
The explosion doesn't kill the world, just the continent
Almost word for word lol
Oh yes...
Yea, I don't think it's the explosion. But it's Asmodeus's temper tantrum.
the teeth confrimed!
Zerxus the Pit Fiend lives.
Welcome to the Blood War 😄
Goodbye Nydas Okiro. Dragon of Avalir
It totally is forgotten unfortunately lol
Over time, sure.
Lol
Interesting
The number is effectively skewed because of the destruction of the teeth
1 woman turned 2 Primordials into a smear across the cosmos.
THE BIRD IS GETTING HIS FAMILY.
Papa bird has returned to the nest
My heart breaks in so many places.
Aaaaw i wanted to hear their reactions
It's at least 50% tears
Same
masterful indeed
Even when you know it doesn’t have a happy ending, the journey to the end sure does bring tears
i think there will be a post-campaign Q&A for this at some point
A whole continent, reduced to 43 small islands.
There better be!
I have to imagine that Maya was part of how "quickly" magic was able to somewhat bounce back in Exandria.
The records of Avalir, giving some guidance.
Considering the states of the other flying cities (Aeor, Zemnis, etc) we know about
Probably at least some part for sure
Instead of a reset to 0. They had an image of what 100 looked like.
They started it, but they ensured that it would have an end. And thats what mattered
Yeah, the elaboration of the calamity really put a perspective on how bad it was
Cant wait to run a campaign like this,
More specifically why I love it: he clarified that a majority portion of the 2/3s was within the first year. And of that much of it was in the moment avalir fell, when Asmo shattered the teeth
Because I want good dreams. My headcanon is that nothing horrible happened to Cerrit and his family for the rest of their lives 😄
From the start I saw Calamity as a version of Nightfall or Foundation. The end was coming. They just had to decide how bad it was going to be and how long it'll take to recover.
This also kinda ups how intense it could have been if VM didn’t get Vecna when they did.
Yea
A newly minted God is nothing compared to one with ages of experience.
Also, hopefully Zerxus didn’t have to spend too much time in the Blood War..
Oh he will
Kinda surprised he didn’t take the out. But alright
Y’know, Laerryn’s ambitions really make Caleb’s and Essek’s look like… not all that bad.
Also, star of last night’s episode was Lou Wilson’s panic reactions
Fun idea: the knowledge that Maya has forms some basis of thr Cobalt soul
Whos maya again lol
Cerrits daughter
They're so precious compared to Arcanum mages.
Caleb: I hope to be able to transport myself through time
Laerynn: I know for a fact the Gods are beneath me, and I'm gonna just yoink a Ley line.
Primordials can drop Gods, and she just turned 2 of em into a smear in the cosmos.
so much of asmo's hatred towards mortals was just pure jealousy
im sure laerynn's primordial smashing antics added to that
He hates them all for stealing away his family. In his eyes, everyone just got way too into their little figurines, and he just wanted to smash em all. But now? Now he wants to own all the little figures just to spite the Primes.