#critical-role-spoilers

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polar falcon
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he's called them fanatics

ruby quiver
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is nydus... a swords bard?

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or valor?

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he's doing multiple attacks right?

knotty hill
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Ok yea, checking CRStats, he's a Sword Bard

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Dude did a flourish

slender fossil
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Yeah defensive flourish first turn

ruby quiver
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ah missed the flourish

knotty hill
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Um... so the Calix didn't just get the power it's charging.

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I am concern

ruby quiver
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functioning as some sort of anchor perhaps?

knotty hill
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The Calix is the thing keeping folks away from the Tree of Names. I don't think it's good that it's getting depowered.

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Er, ok nvm. CR Stats is beating me. They let the Calix get power?

ruby quiver
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no clue!

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either way

knotty hill
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Soon...

ruby quiver
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zartaza?

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"Remember my name. Xartaza. It will be an honor to serve you."
thats only good things

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!!

knotty hill
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Only good things here

polar falcon
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building up that dark knight asmodeus champ~

knotty hill
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.... um ouch

ruby quiver
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nice

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yay sam

knotty hill
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Oof

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Ma'am, the Archdruids aren't going to be happy.

ruby quiver
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oh yea shes gonna leave a mark thats for sure

knotty hill
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More of a scar than anything else.

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Deception? Yes

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Horrible marriage, but they love eachother very much.

ruby quiver
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sam you jerk lmao

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can't wait for Zerx to get the Mace of the Black Crown

polar falcon
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gotta admit, was not expecting a self sacrificing character from loquacious, but what a great turn

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you know he disappeared that reporter for finding out laerynn had something to do with evandrin's death

knotty hill
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The love of one of the Fey is a terrible one.

ruby quiver
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Yea, not quite the twist I was expecting

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But I love it nonetheless

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Of course, this still doesn't mean the lies between them and Zerx isn't still there

knotty hill
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Brennan's got a way with words. It's not true, it's a plea.

ruby quiver
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Oooo here it is

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"Forbidden by those who make rules" lol

knotty hill
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Rau’shan and Ka’Mort.

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Alrighty, this is either gonna go well or roll initiative.

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We're pivoting towards initiative.

ruby quiver
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It would've worked with the old god of death

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But the matron didn't allow it

knotty hill
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What do you know, this gauge was spring loaded lol
We're right into the going well side.

ruby quiver
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Orrrr not

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No shot lmao

knotty hill
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Oh yea, this Calix is coming down.

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You just told this artillery tank of a paladin his husband is some form of alive, and he just has to go and check on this tree?

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He will get to this tree

ruby quiver
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The giants slumber..

polar falcon
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alright ill share my wild theory here: the tree of names is the original mark of the luxon: powerful, whole, and able to change the destinies of the gods themselves. It gets sundered during the calamity and its leaves/fruits get scattered as the smaller luxon beacons found later

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evandrin cant come back cause he got consecuted into it :p

knotty hill
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I'm still holding to my theory that this is the rite of Ascension. That this tree bears the names of all the Gods on it, and during this solstice one can adjust the names written on it.

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Why did you even try to get something past the bird?

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Brennan, you know this bird sees all.

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Yea, it makes sense for me that they killed the Helm to make sure it lands.

polar falcon
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kill the helm, then destroy batteries?

knotty hill
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I think that basically it's been nothing but a distraction for this whole thing.

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The job was done as soon as the Helm was wiped out. It's too late to stop the replenishment, which is what Vespin needs.

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There's nobody to turn the city around.

polar falcon
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i think they have corrupted something in the ether, and landing the city would complete some kind of circuit

paper dawn
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brennan runs such long games but i'm hooked the whole time

ruby quiver
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Can't have their cake and eat it

knotty hill
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Do you slam this window shut or try very hard to get through it?

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Like, they could just stop all this. Laerynn could burn up all the energy they need, to stop the City. But no way in the hells are they doing that!

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So, it's coming down to who gets through that window first!

polar falcon
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they gotta be over what will eventually become roshona

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gonna turn it into a blasted hole in the ground

ruby quiver
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Nah, Roshana is somewhere else entirely

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Best guess rn is Domunis is the Shattered Teeth

polar falcon
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second guess is the teeth :p

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they gotta be making ghor dranis tho right?

knotty hill
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Ghor Dranis has already been mentioned in this series.

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We have no idea what becomes of Avalir.

ruby quiver
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^

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We know that it's not the same place

paper dawn
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!!!!!!

ruby quiver
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World tree confirmed for exandria

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I guess

paper dawn
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what if the tree is preventing things from returning from outside

knotty hill
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MA'AM!!!!

paper dawn
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what if its keeping the betrayers out!!!!!

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uh oh

knotty hill
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DO NOT BLIGHT THE WORLD TREE!!!

polar falcon
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oh you mean ghor dranis was sundering, not calamity?

ruby quiver
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What?

polar falcon
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your saying it already exists?

ruby quiver
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It's just in an entirely different place in the world

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It's a piece of legend

knotty hill
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Quoting the Wiki here

Ghor Dranas ("Gathering of Shadows" in Draconic) was the capital of the Betrayer Gods' alliance and was located in Xhorhas during the Age of Arcanum. It was destroyed in the final battles of the Calamity. The city of Rosohna now stands on the same site

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😈

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PVP time

polar falcon
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yeah the betrayer gods are imprisoned during the age of arcanum, so it would be an empty seat of power created during the sundering, yeah?

knotty hill
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I am blanking on what the Sundering was in Critical Role.

polar falcon
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i always figured it was created during the calamity when the betrayer gods returned

ruby quiver
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Not the start of the pvp i was expecting

polar falcon
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aww yeah dnd pvp, the ultimate hubris!

knotty hill
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I love Legend Lore 😄

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UM

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WELL THEN

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You asked existence to tell you a story.

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She'll be crispy before we're through chapter 1.

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lol Blight just got upcast in Laerynn's mind.

polar falcon
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oh im wrong, not called the sundering, its the schism, where the prime deities imprisoned the betrayers

knotty hill
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Nydus is having a time lol

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Dice banishment! HAHA

ruby quiver
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And so is Aabria lmao

knotty hill
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Aura of Protection
Starting at 6th level, whenever you or a friendly creature within 10 feet of you must make a saving throw, the creature gains a bonus to the saving throw equal to your Charisma modifier (with a minimum bonus of +1). You must be conscious to grant this bonus.
No yelling needed Brennan. 😄

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Lloquacious is gonna end you Nydus.

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Umm. Well that's not what I expected.

ruby quiver
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Ahhgg

knotty hill
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Ma'am!!

ruby quiver
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Elminor the burning veil???

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He is totally an archfey of some sort

knotty hill
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Elmenore of the Burning Vale.

ruby quiver
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!!!!!

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Those were the names of the Primordials!

knotty hill
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OH HELLS

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DO NOT CEASE MULLIGAN!

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DO NOT!!

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🥲

ruby quiver
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STOP THIS

polar falcon
ruby quiver
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Goddammit Brennan

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Illegal

knotty hill
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🥲

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THAT'S WHAT THE MAGIC IS FOR?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!!?

ruby quiver
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

knotty hill
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The final 2 Primordials...

ruby quiver
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The names that should not come!

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Why the fiends were coughing

knotty hill
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THE DIVINE GATE!!

ruby quiver
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The proto divine gate

knotty hill
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The Tree is the gate! Upon it is written the names of all things that should not come.

ruby quiver
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Well we knew that already lol (the ashari bit)

knotty hill
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This is what ends the Calamity. I'm certain of it. This is how the gods were removed from Exandria.

ruby quiver
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Congrats Aabria! You were the one to properly start the Calamity!

knotty hill
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I'm just...

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I'm numb

ruby quiver
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Holy shit

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Just wow

knotty hill
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But yea. I'm sure of it. This tree is the gate, and at the end of the Calamity is when the names of all the gods are written on it.

ruby quiver
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Yessss

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Well

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The new gate

knotty hill
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I thought this might've been how one Ascended. Nope, this is why Exandria is god-less.

ruby quiver
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The tree is a bit yknow

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Sundered

trim copper
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Yooo

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What a way to end the episode

knotty hill
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We don't know what became of Avalir.... Avalir's flight path is what scribes the spell across all exandria.

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I'm beginning to think it never came down.

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That even to CR proper, it's still flying around.

ruby quiver
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Or it crashes, shattering the continent

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Leaving the shattered teeth

polar falcon
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well there go my theories, still cool tho 😆

knotty hill
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I want more! Now pls

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I need more!..

trim copper
trim copper
knotty hill
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This is just… AAAAAAHHHH

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We’ve got the calamity right now. But somehow, that feels like the least of our problems, because there are 2 primordials that were not killed

ruby quiver
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the tree was made after the matrons ascension. It was made to scribe the names of things that should not be on Exandria, such as the betrayers but also things like fiends. That's why those fiends coughed up blood after they did the tree power stuff during that fight. The tree was the source of the power scribing a spell of protection across the entire world. The druids were using the wizards as much as the wizards were using them. The tree protects the world and the replenishment kept the Primordial sealed

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Now neither of those things are happening

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The betrayers are returned and there is not the power to keep the last living Primordial sealed

knotty hill
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And it’s a double feature for the primordials. Rau’shaun and Ka’Mort.

ruby quiver
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Yea, the calix to protect the tree is new

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But the tree was created as part of the pact for taking the mountain

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It didn't exist before that

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It has always been doing its extraplanar protection

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The calix was added after the ascension to protect it

knotty hill
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So, now I’m wondering what became of the 2 primordials here…

ruby quiver
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Well they come out and play of course

knotty hill
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2/3 of Exandria dies in this event. The world is all but destroyed. Those seals required constant contact.

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I wanna know if we’ve got another apocalypse coming in like a thousand years lol

ruby quiver
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I suspect these Primordials don't live past this

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The fact that the tree of names is less important than we originally thought is surprising

knotty hill
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It’d be good if they got killed, so that we’re not sat here going “the earth is going to shatter as fire erupts from the ground.”…

ruby quiver
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It's not "the names of everything" but 'just' "the names of everything that shouldn't be here" is crazy

knotty hill
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Like a certain little prophecy Matt slipped into the Wildmount guide…

ruby quiver
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I always figured that one was about the luxon

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Which mind you!

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We have gotten no discernable reason as to why it's in the intro yet

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Every other window of the intro has had enough info revealed except for that

knotty hill
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Yea. I’m a bit tense now! 😄

ruby quiver
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there is still at least 3 hours of this left

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Also was this over 6 hours? I think it was

knotty hill
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Just under

ruby quiver
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I saw the bit say 5 hours 50 minutes like, a good bit of time before the end

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But time is meaningless rn so idk how long before it was

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Anyway am I surprised in the slightest that it was Laerryn who started the Calamity? Doing more damage than even Vespim himself? No not in the slightest

knotty hill
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I was tossing it back and forth between her of Zerxus

ruby quiver
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She was always my #1 pick to be the one who actually did the deed

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Others obviously all helping to contribute towards it bit still

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Btw, do we know where Cerrits wife is? Is she in another flying city? Or somewhere else? I hope it's the latter and that latter is somewhere safe

knotty hill
ruby quiver
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Ah well

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That's no good

knotty hill
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Let’s imagine that some sort of unavoidable disaster is on the brink, you’ve found some sort of way to accept it and start planning for the absolute best event of your life. What would you do and who would accompany you?
That’s dark. LOL. Cerrit would rally his family close – his two kids, and would do his best to reach their mother who is off on another ‘long term research trip’.

ruby quiver
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Lol

knotty hill
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So, sounds like Cerritt has had to raise them generally solo.

worthy rain
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Honestly, I'da thought a super magic society would have some sort of vault of their stuff. Yknow, in case of the city falling.

ruby quiver
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Hey at least Laerryn broke the world for love now where have i heard that one before

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She was gonna back down after she saw how scared Loq was

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Then the tree attacked him

knotty hill
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Yep 😅

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Now we have Asmodeus right before them. A god in the flesh.

paper dawn
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Oh damn it doesn’t embed

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It’s “Komm, süsser Tod”

worn violet
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Huh. The erinyes Xartaza.

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"Remember my name. Xartaza. It will be an honor to serve you." I wonder if she knows she’s gonna be stuck in a mace one day.

slender fossil
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Sounds like I missed a lot when I had to stop listening about midnight at work last night, did it run to almost 3.30 eastern?

copper minnow
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almost 6 hours I think?

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5:39

worn violet
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Time to cram the rest of the story in the second half

ruby quiver
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Second half? More like the last hour lmao

knotty hill
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And now we have problems

copper minnow
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I think its very amusing that "Blight" of all spells would lead to an apocalyptic event

polar falcon
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gives new meaning to the circle of blight druid subclass in the tal'dorei guide

polar falcon
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I get the feeling cerrit will send his kids to their mom using the spell bottles, then turn around and try to help the city and its people any way he can in the final ep. Would be interesting if their mom is at that mountain where all the aarakokra/eisfuuran come from in wildemount

ruby quiver
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There are not many places that will be safe for th3 next century

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Hopefully she is in one of them

worn violet
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Yeah only what… a third of the population survive the Calamity?

polar falcon
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yeah, all major cities on the surface destroyed except for vasselheim

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its about to get real dark

ruby quiver
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Yea, "on the surface" is a good catch

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2/3 of all life on the surface is killed

worn violet
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Oh true. I forgot it was surface (though it does make sense)

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I love how the Underdark is a place even the gods don’t want to go to for their fights

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Pelor and Raei looking at each other after banishing Torog underground like, “We’re… not following him, right?”

ruby quiver
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I think it's probably more that most people are on the surface (or near to it)

polar falcon
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yeah theres other reasons its so messed up down there for drow and duregar 😂 can blame the gods for banishing a bunch of evil things to the underdark

worn violet
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Which is interesting because I think in their mythos, the Underdark exists because Pelor and Raei drove Torog underground

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But that might have been pre-Age of Arcanum. Like during their first fight.

polar falcon
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makes sense

worn violet
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Oh it was Calamity era

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Like underground existed, but from the text I’m reading, it looks like the Underdark (with all its themes and association) didn’t exist until Torog was chased back underground by Pelor and Raei.

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Torog’s tears carved through Exandria and his followers fled into the tunnels.

ruby quiver
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Sounds about right

knotty hill
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So, hopefully Zerxus won’t be helping Asmodeus. Pls recognize the deceit.

polar falcon
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i could see it if he holds elias hostage basically, "serve me and ill let the kid live"

worn violet
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I can imagine a literal corruption since Xartaza has his blood now

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Which is kinda what they were going for, right? Blood of the Chosen type thing?

ruby quiver
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very curious as to whether or not this usage of necrotic draconic spirit confirms the existence of gem dragons in exandria

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(whether or not they survived the calamity is another question)

knotty hill
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Could be how Brennan's integrating them

ruby quiver
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I'm just wondering because it's not necessarily a "unique" dragon (it was just "a dragons hoard") so I wonder if they are considered anything special or not

copper minnow
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I think its possible that this is just a sloppy reading of the spell?

ruby quiver
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Especially as we obviously have heard about the Origins of Dragons in exandria a few times and no mentions of gems

copper minnow
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"its some sort of vague dragon spirit that grants some resistances"

ruby quiver
copper minnow
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did the breath weapon always do necrotic? I cant remember him actually saying the damage type but I could be wrong

ruby quiver
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Lou mentioned he gained the necrotic damage resistance

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which at the very least tells us that its a gem dragon spirit

copper minnow
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yes and that seemed to me like a spur of the moment "what kind of resistance is useful right now" decision

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not something that was supposed to give us some sort Lore insight

ruby quiver
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considering the entire rest of the spell was obviously discussed lorewise beforehand, I find that unlikely

copper minnow
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maybe I'm wrong, I didnt get a good look at the dragon mini used. To me the whole thing came across as improvised

ruby quiver
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brennan just grabbed "a dragon mini", but as he was going to get it he told Lou to tell the party all about the dragon, which means it was obviously discussed beforehand for its lore implications

copper minnow
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not necessary, they are both master improv talent and could have come up with that story on the spot

ruby quiver
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Seems unlikely considering Brennan had only said a small bit about it and Lou seemed to know exactly what he was talking about

polar falcon
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i also had this gem dragon question... it would be interesting if gem dragons were hunted to extinction in the age of arcanum or something

copper minnow
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I've seen both of them do these kind of interactions on Dropout shows so I assumed this was another case of their talent showing

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It is entirely possible that this was planned but then I feel like they would have put a bit more emphasis on the newly introduced kind of dragon?

polar falcon
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i think in the lore dragons were created by the gods to protect mortals from primordials, but since tiamat is around its proven they can turn and do their own thing

copper minnow
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if that was the case

knotty hill
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Matt and/or Brennan could also spin it that the Gem Dragons all retreated to the Underdark, and now are very seldom seen above ground

worn violet
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Oooo gem dragons who died off and/or went into hiding as a result of the Calamity sounds pretty interesting ngl

knotty hill
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Essentially, they'd be the esoteric dragon lore that dragon scholars gatekeep over.

copper minnow
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i guess it doesnt matter in the end, Lou summoned a gem dragon and Matt will deal with it at some point in CR i assume

worn violet
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Insert secret gem dragon faction that completely hides among humanoids once they come of age to shapechange, but otherwise are just raised in the farthest reaches of the world

knotty hill
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I'm still sat here wondering what is gonna become of the TWO LIVING PRIMORDIALS that are not covered in existing Calamity knowledge.

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Problem is a small term for describing these things. It's because of them that the Gods went "Yea... y'all need magic because of this."

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I'm just presuming that Azzy's plan here is to pop them up, since the Betrayers sided with the Primordials in order to clear the world of all life, so the Gods would have to leave. So he's breaking his friends out of jail. And Rau'shaun and Ka'Mort are complete unknowns here.

copper minnow
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I would speculate that they either dont get out or that they will be dealt with swiftly by the gods, which maybe the betrayers can use as the Prime deities are distracted

knotty hill
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If they don't get out, then that's quite the lingering thread that Brennan's leaving Matt.

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Because the Gau Drashari are gone after this. And the Ashari do not seem to know about these.

copper minnow
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I'm sure Matt would love it

polar falcon
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there is a lot in thordak's lore that would relate to contact with a powerful fire primordial...

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but they all seem to be mostly shoved into their elemental planes, even in age of arcanum times

knotty hill
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My understanding was that their deaths made the elemental planes.

knotty hill
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This gift was the knowledge of arcane magic, which the good children used to drive away their traitorous kin, banish the turned Creators to their own prison-like planes, and ultimately destroy the Primordials, scattering the chaotic elements to their own planes of existence.

ruby quiver
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I think it's moreso "their essences got scattered to the existing planes of existence"

copper minnow
worn violet
copper minnow
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thats very cool too

knotty hill
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I hope he gets his family out of there

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Let the wizards burn down the world. He's got his kids to keep safe

copper minnow
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Well, yeah I hope too but I dont think anywhere will be safe

polar falcon
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I'm so curious what the final episode will be about in calamity... just everyone fighting or preserving what they can before it all crumbles?

knotty hill
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I'd say so.

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Struggling desperately against the inevitable while also trying to hold onto everything they can.

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Because, the characters don't know.... this is it. Their world dies this night.

copper minnow
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I think the idea of crashing the city might be considered

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not sure if they will go through with it

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because presumably the city still needs to land to completely free all the betrayers

worn violet
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Landing doesn’t necessarily need to be safely

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Asmodeus can likely survive a crash

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Maybe all he needs is to be brought down to the ground

copper minnow
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as far as I understand the situation, the cultists wanted the city to land safely and normally so the replenishment can happen, so that would be part of their plan.

now, I dont know if that is still necessary after the tree was destroyed

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if all it took was casting blight on the tree, someone else could have done that

knotty hill
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For something keeping the gods off the prime material, I do not think the Blight Spell is permanent damage. But Azzy was waiting for that moment where there was a chip in it, so that he could push through.

polar falcon
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if the batteries/ether/tree have been messed with, then landing would inject all of that directly into the land, maybe opening doors for all the other betrayers?

knotty hill
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Or maybe it's more about getting the 2 primordials upright again

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Since we're touching back down on their jailcell. Perhaps a sudden surge of energy would break their bindings?

polar falcon
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would help with the goal of wiping all mortal life off the face of the planet

knotty hill
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I'm still hoping Zerxus is off this nonsense now. But then again... Something has to give Azzy and the rest of the Betrayers the idea "Hey, Clerics ain't such a bad idea. Let's get to conquering the place!"

worn violet
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ExU Calamity is really making me consider running another Exandria campaign

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Probably one that takes place during the Scattered War and everyone plays one of the named heroes

heavy lotus
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Just caught up

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No words

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Just internal screaming

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Some external screaming too

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Heck

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I love this so much hhhhh but AHHHHH

polar falcon
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mood

ruby quiver
knotty hill
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Such DRAMA

polar falcon
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tragedy bard is probably the subclass I'm most interested in in the book, juts full of fun dramatic theatrics in the features

last flicker
knotty hill
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Just them acting out the subclass abilities.

last flicker
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ok

worthy rain
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not sure where else to ask, but
in the legend of vox machina, with the undead that put hands through people and made them bleed, what were they called

faint wharf
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That was my best guess at the time

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This part of the description fits too

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Even small fires can be extinguished by the sucking oblivion of the wraith’s horrifying existence.

worthy rain
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seems to fit...

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ah yes wraiths

worn violet
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Yeah, I think the whole leaking ooze when hit stuff was mostly just flavor

worthy rain
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the necrotic damage

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the part I was really looking for was the leaping through walls and whatnot. also, the immunity while in darkness, and any light making them vulnerable, that threw me off

worn violet
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I think there’s also two things worth noting. A. Mercer homebrews/modifies a lot of monsters, and B. LoVM isn’t a “D&D show”. And while there are definitely things in the show that are recognizable in D&D, it’s perfectly normal (and honestly expected) for them to take certain liberties for the sake of the narrative.

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Cuz even if those are wraiths, the ones in the show don’t function exactly like their statblock would suggest.

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So to me it’s either a case of “they’re Mercer homebrew” or “they’re wraiths, but made scarier for TV”.

worthy rain
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they're also just, wraiths but cooler.

worn violet
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Greater Wraith lol

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Can’t be injured unless in sunlight

knotty hill
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I’d have to go back to the CR episodes to see for sure

worn violet
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According to CR Wiki, they were Invisible Stalkers in the C1 stream

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So definitely feels like they took the liberty of changing them to something creepier and more nightmare-inducing.

knotty hill
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I thought there was a zombie sequence in the stream.

ruby quiver
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There is

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In Whitestone

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But obviously that's an entirely different scene

paper dawn
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🎶 It all returns to nothing...
it just keeps,
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN 🎶

worn violet
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Tonight's episode is clocking in at longer than last week's

ruby quiver
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sounds about right

worn violet
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I figured as much since it's the finale

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(Unfortunately)

polar falcon
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6.5 hours redpikminstare

paper dawn
#

bruh WHAT

#

how do you know?

#

oh i just looked it up, it's twitter

worn violet
#

Sort of based off of Twitch and how far out they push their following stream

knotty hill
#

Welcome to “the win condition is survival”

#

Asmodeus is right in front of them. This is not a fight you win, this is a fight to escape alive.

paper dawn
#

this is one of those rare moments when I'm really hoping this all ends in a TPK

knotty hill
#

We shall see.

wise sand
#

It would be the first time we see a TPK in critical role right?

#

I think even in the vampire one shots some survived 🤔

ruby quiver
#

I want to say that either the DOOM one or the Shadow of Mordor one everyone died? idr

knotty hill
#

It's time...

ruby quiver
#

the end of the beginning of the end

earnest light
#

We now return to; The END OF THE WORLD!

knotty hill
#

The curtain now sets on the Age of Arcanum.

stoic leaf
#

oooo we gonna have a drag queen next week!

#

yayyy!! im excited for heidi

knotty hill
#

Idk who they are.

slender fossil
#

Huh, didn't expect CR to return at the start of the long weekend

#

Assumed they'd take that Thurs off and come back July 7

knotty hill
#

So I'm calling bets on PKs
Nydus: Survives
Patia: Dead
Loquatious: Dead
Laerynn: Survives
Zerxus: Survives
Cerrit: Survives

stoic leaf
#

I think zerxes is first to die

knotty hill
#

Hopefully the damage takes Patia out of her vision quest, so that she's not just paralyzed while God is loose infront of her

#

MY GOOD SIR, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM NEEDING ADDITIONAL DICE

#

My anxiety is already engaged!

ruby quiver
#

Brennan please

stoic leaf
#

Bruh

violet falcon
#

It's like Last Boyscout's "Head or gut?"

knotty hill
#

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY REMOVING HER FROM THE VISIONS!!!

stoic leaf
#

So this is from the gods? Damn

slender fossil
#

Well, that's a start. Dismemberment as the good option 😂

earnest light
#

WE JUST STARTED AND HAVE LIMBS DISCONNECTING LIKE LEGOS

knotty hill
#

...Um

ruby quiver
#

pop go the magic items

#

elder tempest moves be like

earnest light
stoic leaf
#

I wonder what this is

knotty hill
#

I did lead with the goal of this being "survive"

#

There is no victory in this room for them.

earnest light
#

oh absolutely not

knotty hill
#

SIR*

stoic leaf
#

Brennan!!!

earnest light
#

Ohhhhh my betrayer gods-

ruby quiver
#

NICE

#

Patia is also going pop

knotty hill
#

She is in single digits

ruby quiver
#

Quay lost his clothes lol

knotty hill
#

Romance

stoic leaf
#

Damn

knotty hill
#

And of course. Both characters who could have Regenerate, are really unlikely to have it

stoic leaf
#

Rip the age of no clerics

tame rover
#

This is pure DMing so great

earnest light
#

this is-

#

something else for sure

knotty hill
#

Yea, checking Critrole stats. Nydas and Loquatious can't have 7th level spells.

violet falcon
#

All purpose tool? She's not an artificer, right?

stoic leaf
#

No but an engineer

knotty hill
#

Just a character thing.

stoic leaf
#

None the less

worn violet
#

Only in title, unless she's secretly had some levels in artificer. Which I don't think is the case.

knotty hill
#

14 Wizard is what's on stream.

worn violet
#

Sure, doesn't mean they haven't lied about it before glares at Chetney's rogue levels

knotty hill
#

Meanwhile Nydas and Loquatious have both demonstrated having Sorc and Warlock abilities above the 1st level.

worn violet
#

But still, I don't think she's an artificer aside from title

knotty hill
#

Patia, yikes.

ruby quiver
#

I suspect Brenna just let her use the tool anyway

#

same way he let Travis use Sneak attack with handaxes

earnest light
ruby quiver
#

the sword didnt have to make the save indeed

knotty hill
#

Retributive Strike. You can use an action to break the staff over your knee or against a solid surface, performing a retributive strike. The staff is destroyed and releases its remaining magic in an explosion that expands to fill a 30-foot-radius sphere centered on it.

You have a 50 percent chance to instantly travel to a random plane of existence, avoiding the explosion. If you fail to avoid the effect, you take force damage equal to 16 × the number of charges in the staff.
Yes, she dodged the nuke.

stoic leaf
#

Wait who just lost their sword?

ruby quiver
#

Zerx

stoic leaf
#

Damn

ruby quiver
#

his holy avenger was unmade in the same way that the solars bow was

knotty hill
#

Patia had not used her staff at all in this campaign. So that's 320 damage.

stoic leaf
#

That’s depressing but makes sense

worn violet
#

This is the real endgame

earnest light
#

gooooooood damn-

worn violet
#

It's not exactly the happy funtime of Exandria's history lol

knotty hill
#

We literally almost had a TPK before ever seeing Combat

earnest light
worn violet
#

We still got like 16hrs of the stream, I'm sure we've at least got soft serve

ruby quiver
#

tpk! tpk!

stoic leaf
#

WAT

knotty hill
#

Patia is dead

tame rover
#

Tpk

knotty hill
#

Patia has died

ruby quiver
#

"thats the fire damage" lol

worn violet
#

And now they play the gods

stoic leaf
#

Ohh

#

True

#

That wiuld make sense!

violet falcon
#

How is this a 6.5 hour stream when everyone dies with in the first hour?

worn violet
#

It was mostly a joke lol

ruby quiver
#

Brennan has ideas im sure

worn violet
#

Though that would be fun

stoic leaf
#

Or the gods kick in !

#

Cuz im sure the SPLIT second this happen the prime deities are FEELING THIS

worn violet
#

There's no way they just TPK the party within the first hour and just say, "So... 5.5hr chat about what just happened?"

earnest light
ruby quiver
#

like a scene from the boys

stoic leaf
#

Exactly!

#

Welp

worn violet
#

I'd rather see the party play both sides of the gods. Half Prime Deities, half Betrayers. More PvP

violet falcon
#

I'm more thinking of Dr Manhattan.

knotty hill
#

Well, Marisha just got some more time to fine tune the game next week

slender fossil
#

Wow. Massive death damage at this level

knotty hill
#

NYDAS, YOU AND ZERXUS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN FIX THINGS

earnest light
#

hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly-

earnest light
stoic leaf
#

Aaaah

knotty hill
#

Cerrit... don't come

#

Just don't

#

Get the kids

#

You are done now

stoic leaf
#

Exactly

earnest light
#

Get the kids and fly to Vasselheim Cerrit-

stoic leaf
slender fossil
#

Lol the best part so far I think is the 'okay Gary (Gygax) Jr!'

stoic leaf
#

1 for each kid

knotty hill
#

Immediately bamf em back to mom.

stoic leaf
#

Yup

knotty hill
#

And find some way off this rock

earnest light
#

if only one of these people could survive please let it be Cerrit and his family

worn violet
#

I bet just Cerrit's kids get out

#

Cerrit stays behind to "do his duty" or whatever

knotty hill
#

I'm hoping this bird has brains and leaves with em

tame rover
#

Wait I didn't processes everything who's dead dead, Lou and Marissa?

slender fossil
#

BM: all of you take 200+ damage from the tree going boom. Oh hey zerxus you regain 3hp

stoic leaf
#

Just marisha dead im pretty sure

wise sand
#

Divine intervention?

knotty hill
#

Marisha is dead.

stoic leaf
slender fossil
#

Yeah Marisha massive death, two others are currently ko though

knotty hill
#

Loquatious is unconscious

#

Zerx was knocked out, but we're back to 3 HP

earnest light
#

Patia's turned to ash like Lycretia, others are in trouble

ruby quiver
#

"as you feel some of her ribs coming into your body"

wise sand
stoic leaf
#

Why specifically zerxes tho

ruby quiver
#

guess we'll see

stoic leaf
#

Oooo what if evandrin gets to be a part of this?

wise sand
#

Don't paladins get revivify?

stoic leaf
#

They can take it

#

But zerxes is still unconscious

wise sand
#

That's where those 3hp come in haha

stoic leaf
#

Highly unlikely he has it

earnest light
# stoic leaf Why specifically zerxes tho

Well even if he lied, Asmodeus said he's forever remember Zerxes' name. Maybe he'll allow Zerxes to live if he surrenders and doesn't intervein. As an exchange like "Thank you for being so foolish."

stoic leaf
#

I bet it’s evandrin!

#

The devil he saw WAS evandrin

#

Ooooo

wise sand
#

Also Purvan is somewhere around

ruby quiver
#

nice!

worn violet
#

Ah, Zerxus

ruby quiver
#

lol nice brennan

#

the classic "paladin becomes Asmodeus", but with a twist!

knotty hill
#

Zerxus, we ain't friends anymore 😄

ruby quiver
#

👀

#

Mace Time?

worn violet
#

I sure hope so

ruby quiver
worn violet
#

Brennan is a madman

ruby quiver
#

Zerxus said "I may damn the world but it's time for me to get a new man"

worn violet
#

Time for him to be a new man

knotty hill
#

Can't wait to fight Zerxus the Archdevil of some layer of hell.

earnest light
ruby quiver
#

there it is lol

stoic leaf
#

Bruhhhh

knotty hill
#

Zerxus, nope. Dude, you're trying to tell a god what they are?

worn violet
#

Zerxus, please

knotty hill
#

With Asmodeus? That's how you become a Lemur.

tame rover
#

“I am the Godless” best line ever

violet falcon
#

Is he a Paladin of the Luxon now?

ruby quiver
#

Here is Zerxus' hubris moment

#

However!

violet falcon
#

Evandren was Asmodeus all along?

stoic leaf
#

No

ruby quiver
#

This does sound like he is channeling the Luxon here

#

the "here before the gods and the primordials"

stoic leaf
#

The king of the hells useda disguise of evandrin to decive zerxes

worn violet
#

"a bad first draft" woof

ruby quiver
#

I swear the reason for the Luxon being in the intro needs to be explained, and why it is connected to Zerxus

worn violet
#

Agreed

ruby quiver
#

still. Finally had Zerxus' hubris moment, everyone else (bar Cerrit) had theirs already

stoic leaf
#

AH

#

AHH

#

I NO LIKE

ruby quiver
#

what a casual explanation there brennan

stoic leaf
#

Jesussssssss

knotty hill
#

Hey! They're twinsies now

worn violet
#

"You do have 3 hit points..."

knotty hill
#

Vespin Chloras is just like "First time?"

violet falcon
#

Yeah, just off-handedly counterspell at 9th level...

stoic leaf
#

Zerxes is gonna be the new Vespen

ruby quiver
#

Brennan said "this is why its a good thing the gods are behind the divine gate"

worn violet
#

Rules lawyers are sweating right now

earnest light
stoic leaf
worn violet
#

Brennan really knows how to play an evil god

stoic leaf
#

Oh truly

ruby quiver
violet falcon
earnest light
#

Brennan is a god in his own right with this portrayal damn-

ruby quiver
stoic leaf
#

True

knotty hill
#

Zerxus, this is about the best option you got right now.

#

Just Dr. Strange this while getting as much info as you can out to someone.

worn violet
#

Zerxus is gonna spend all of eternity in hell getting personally tormented by Asmodeus

#

I can feel it

ruby quiver
#

once again though, Asmo is telling the truth

worn violet
#

There is no happy ending

violet falcon
#

In my campaign, my players will eventually fight something akin to the living planet. I'm thinking several 10th level spell slots.

earnest light
#

Patia was the lucky one to have been blown to smithereens

worn violet
#

For real

ruby quiver
#

Quay was too!

worn violet
#

They got off the easy way

violet falcon
#

2 hours later
We are now round 2 into the fifth time stop.

ruby quiver
#

"time has progressed 4 seconds"

earnest light
#

"We are only 25 seconds away from the next minute!"

knotty hill
#

We gotta just keep mocking Azzy for as long as possible, to give everyone a chance.

worn violet
#

Avalir: "Anyways, I started crashing..."

ruby quiver
#

of course Asmo. the Age of Arcanum is "Hubris: The Movie"

stoic leaf
#

Welp

ruby quiver
#

but hey!

#

Champion of Asmo confirmed!

knotty hill
#

You have died 3 times in the space between moments.

ruby quiver
#

MACEEEE TIME

worn violet
#

HELLS YES

ruby quiver
#

YESSSSS

#

Lettttssssss goooooooo

knotty hill
#

Here it is!

earnest light
violet falcon
#

Honestly, I like it more when big monsters just twist existing effects and not just do them stronger.

worn violet
#

The first vestige

ruby quiver
#

Lets gooooo

ruby quiver
earnest light
#

hoooooooooollllyyyyy-

ruby quiver
#

We don't know what the first Vestige is

violet falcon
#

"The afterlife awaits"? Brennan is an Alestorm fan?

worn violet
#

Was the Divergence before this?

ruby quiver
#

Aabria knew exactly what he was talking about lol

ruby quiver
violet falcon
ruby quiver
#

yea lol

#

Evandran's spirit is???

stoic leaf
#

Where is the afterlife? Cuz maybe thats what is letting him do that?

#

Im not sure

worn violet
#

I think "Evandran's spirit" is just more lies

knotty hill
#

Depends on what Evandrin's alignment was.

worn violet
#

Just more deception to keep Zerxus pliable

stoic leaf
#

As in dont take the weapon i assume

violet falcon
#

It's ok. I might pick it up in another second... second and a half...

ruby quiver
worn violet
#

Oooohhhh, they're in Exalted levels too

ruby quiver
#

I would hope its all exalted

#

Cause yea

stoic leaf
#

So i wonder it could be the king of the hells but if its not then how

ruby quiver
#

Sam is being such a jerk lmao

stoic leaf
#

Woooo aabria’

#

!

worn violet
#

lol "You're leaving me! Just like always..."

#

Sam please

#

Granted, Aabria knew what she was doing creating a character who divorced Sam's character

ruby quiver
#

no warforged assistant :[

#

"do you want to cast tongues"
the same way that you would ask a little kid something lol

worn violet
#

Brennan, like a parent to a child: "You wanna cast Tongues?"

#

Y'all want gods? Have some gods

ruby quiver
#

Travis is like
"idk why you think I can do anything about this"

violet falcon
#

Bend time... a little bit.

ruby quiver
#

the expression on his face when aabria said "the only one who can do anything about this"

stoic leaf
#

Loll

worn violet
#

Matt: "So Brennan, I'm excited to see what kind of story you wanna tell in Exandria! What are you looking to do?"
Brennan: "I wanna destroy it."

ruby quiver
#

Tbf Asmo's behavior about the Matron isn't exactly that different than how the Primes feel about her

knotty hill
#

Yea.. um.... Azzy just learned one of his precious siblings had been obliterated.

ruby quiver
#

anyway

stoic leaf
#

Emperor and emperess?

ruby quiver
#

Asmo is returning to the alliance the betrayers had with the primordials

ruby quiver
#

the last living primordials

worn violet
#

Ye, I feel like the Creator gods have issues with the Ascendant gods regardless of whether they're Prime or Betrayer.

ruby quiver
#

Gruumsh?

knotty hill
#

The last 2 Primordials.

worn violet
#

There's something intimidating to the gods about killing a god and taking their place

worn violet
ruby quiver
#

yea its Gruumsh

worn violet
#

Hell ye

ruby quiver
#

time for the surprise attack on Vasselheim that began the calamity!

#

"began"

worn violet
#

Can't believe the rest of the session is just hours of Brennan giving incredibly detailed description and dialogue of the gods slowly making their way into the world and destroying it

stoic leaf
#

Bye quay

worn violet
#

RIP Loquacious Seelie

ruby quiver
#

and theres sam

knotty hill
#

Ok, just because she was brought up. MA'AMThis is your domain. Please don't take em

stoic leaf
#

I take that back

#

No bye quay

knotty hill
#

It is up to the Raven Queen, whether or not they pass.

earnest light
#

Ohhhhh man-

worn violet
#

RQ said "Bye Quay"

stoic leaf
#

I guess

slender fossil
#

Lol Sam. Brennan shut him down though

knotty hill
#

Cerrit

#

Get. your. kids!

#

Nobody else matters

earnest light
#

C'mon Cerrit!!

knotty hill
#

Find the kids, GTFO

earnest light
#

Everyone's gone SAVE YOUR FAMILY!

worn violet
#

Honestly, watching the PCs die is expected. I hate Travis for bringing kids into this lol

ruby quiver
#

Teehee

ruby quiver
#

It is a scene straight out of the boys/invincible

worn violet
#

TPK so long as Cerrit's kids survive

knotty hill
#

The drinking don't matter! LEAVE

ruby quiver
#

Cerrit knows exactly what happened down there too

worn violet
#

The best part of all of this is that while Avalir burns, there's a whole other city down below that's about to get got

knotty hill
#

Get them out!

#

NOW!!

worn violet
#

End of the world babyyyyy

#

23 Perception is like the worst Perception he's rolled so far lol

knotty hill
#

2/3s of all life on Exandria..

worn violet
#

Grand scheme, ye

ruby quiver
#

Rude Brennan

stoic leaf
#

BRUH

ruby quiver
#

I swear if Brennan does a "and we cut to a shot of his kids" later

stoic leaf
#

Oof

worn violet
#

🥲

knotty hill
#

😭

worn violet
#

Sam is loudly crying in Dad right now

earnest light
#

oh my god

violet falcon
#

Yes, quite sad.

knotty hill
#

His eyes saw all threats to the City. They missed nothing, save what those eyes wanted to see more than anything else.

slender fossil
ruby quiver
#

We don't actually know where she is

#

not specifically

slender fossil
#

I thought I'd heard that somewhere, maybe was just speculation

worn violet
#

We don't even necessarily know where Avalir is hovering over geographically

#

This is a very different world

ruby quiver
#

We have a very good speculation that its over what is now the shattered teeth

#

based on descriptions (numerous ones)

#

not just brennans cheeky "smile of exandria" comment

worn violet
#

I need to throw on some early The Adventure Zone to lighten the mood after this damn

knotty hill
#

Zerxus, ain't nobody gonna fault you for getting played by the Lord of the Hells.

😅 Atleast you realized what happened, rather than just kept dancing to the steps.

worn violet
#

Dyno stop I wanna see him pick up the mace

knotty hill
#

Oh we still got a chance of that. But I'm thinking it'll be more of a "This is my only way back to life, and I need to be alive to help anyone." thing

#

Alright, my speculation just got shot.

#

The Leywrite was not the dawn of the Threshold Crests

ruby quiver
#

close tho

#

finally!

worn violet
#

Ah yes. The Age of Arcanum is 100% followed by the Age of Salvation

#

Plot twist: Zerxus is the BBEG of C3

ruby quiver
#

Lettttsss goooo

worn violet
#

I think the best part of this is that Zerxus's friends probably have no clue that he was having devil stuff going on

#

I'm curious to see what ultimately comes of the Tree.

#

Cuz like... if that was the key to ascension, how did Vecna make it work with a dead tree?

ruby quiver
#

whomst is this

knotty hill
#

Vespin

ruby quiver
#

oh I missed him say that lol

knotty hill
#

Oh....

#

Oh

#

Zerxus, you have till sunrise to do something. Asmodeus does not own you for another 2 hours.

#

Understatement there Vespin.

#

Paladins baby!

ruby quiver
#

"chest". Whats left of it

knotty hill
#

YOINK!

#

THANK YOU FOR THE SPELL SLOT LAERYNN

earnest light
#

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON THIS IS INSANE

knotty hill
#

You have to call out now.

#

We need the gods

ruby quiver
#

"im gonna hit him. im gonna punch him real hard"

#

love it

knotty hill
#

The only way to fix this right now is a phone call. They can't fight the Primordials

ruby quiver
#

Purvonnnn

knotty hill
#

Patia, you're also down to 2 fingers and a thumb

ruby quiver
#

we know Purvon is gonna be busy in Vassilheim, but still

#

"fall to the hands of their imprisoned kin"

#

mother and father?

#

ok critrole stats I need that whole prophecy please

#

When crowned fire and a throned earth stride forth to join ancient war anew, then Mother and Father shall fall to the hands of their imprisoned kin.
And all the stars will weep until the death of light for lost Exandria, whose every ashen breath will wish for death, and never knowing peace, shall stumble ever more to seek in vain the end of horror without name.

#

so obviously the first part is about the primordials. But the hands of the imprisoned kin? whose that?

knotty hill
#

Ok, maybe don't call Melora and Pelor here

#

I'm presuming that the prophecy means the Wildmother and the Dawnfather

ruby quiver
#

that would make sense too

#

but the "join an ancient war anew" could easily mean either

wise sand
#

Imprisoned kin would be the betrayers, their siblings

ruby quiver
#

that would make sense yes

knotty hill
#

😮

#

She could just Bamf Avalir off Exandria.

ruby quiver
#

time to save?(probably not) Avalir

knotty hill
#

All the safeties are off. She is free to do what she planned.

ruby quiver
#

she wants to use them as power sources

#

They would not only get rid of the primordials (from the world) but also use them as "infinite" power

#

or at least, she could

knotty hill
#

I think she's having to make a call here. Bamf the City or bamf the Primordials.

ruby quiver
#

mhm

#

no guarantee that they would even be able to return if they bamf'd the city

#

cause are the leylines there?

#

interesting: she seems to think her prophecy is about the primordials

knotty hill
#

They're ripping up the road here. Avalir couldn't be allowed to come home.

wise sand
#

When crowned fire and a throned earth stride forth to join ancient war anew

ruby quiver
#

I know

wise sand
#

I think those are the primordials

knotty hill
#

Asmodeus needs the city to land in order to release them.

wise sand
#

Also city of crowns/city of thrones?

ruby quiver
#

the rest of the prophecy would work for the gods as well though

wise sand
#

Is one of the primordials on avalir or are they both down on land?

knotty hill
#

If the City is just gone? We're out.

ruby quiver
#

did forget about the names of the cities tho

wise sand
#

When [The Primordials] stride forth to join ancient war anew, then [Melora and Pelor] shall fall to the hands of [the Betrayer Gods].

ruby quiver
#

that would work too

knotty hill
#

LMAO

#

LOOK DUDE, WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS! MOVE!

#

One hour till NPC status

earnest light
#

"DRAGON OR NOT SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME!"

knotty hill
#

Mom's just in Vasselheim, on vacation lol

#

I'd say it's reasonable to keep Cerrit on Zerxus, because in 1 hour...

ruby quiver
#

break time

knotty hill
#

They need to find something to do for Zerxus, and quick.

ruby quiver
#

i love that brennan snitches on them

#

and his daughter is a historian!!

#

oh my god.

#

shes

#

oh my god

#

her mother is the raven queen

#

shes gotta be right?

#

aw no

#

got my hopes up when he said "memories"

knotty hill
#

Bye bye spellbook. We don't need to be redoing our spells at dawn anyway.

#

So Lou. How'd that "Oh I'm sure Nydas is gonna is gonna hubris us into the Calamity." plan go? lol

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Badran is gonna be eaten by the Dragon spirit now

ruby quiver
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The dragon of Avalir indeed

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psychic!

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Definitely a gem spirit

knotty hill
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The people of Avalir are his horde, and they will be guarded.

ruby quiver
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lol the sphinx

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a boon!

knotty hill
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YOU GOT THE BOON!!

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Now that's a roar!

ruby quiver
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lmao

knotty hill
#

THE TAX MEN ARE HERE

ruby quiver
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the fey want their toy back

knotty hill
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Not the time boss!

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NOT THE TIME

ruby quiver
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gold gold gold hm

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Lady Elminor, High Warqueen of the Burning Veil, Matriach of the Court!

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every seelie faerie on Exandria...

wise sand
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"The fairies are leaving" is too epic

ruby quiver
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Aabria gonna cry

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along with everyone else

violet falcon
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That was Sam's chance at a different epilogue. Bye bye...

ruby quiver
#

Luis is feelin it

knotty hill
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You just threw away your chance to be in C3! lol

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Aabria is dying here. 😅

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Patia, you have a finger. Somatics are shot right now.

ruby quiver
#

each of these individual scenarios playing exactly to the strengths of each of the characters is so good

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casting w/ a 6th level slot woo

knotty hill
#

ARIA COUNT DOWN!

ruby quiver
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oh my god

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he had this whole script written up

violet falcon
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WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!

ruby quiver
#

you can't just cancel the replenishment Samuel

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Oh my god

knotty hill
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Oh but he is!

ruby quiver
#

Sam

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He's really trying to make Aabria cry

violet falcon
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Say what you want, he's a good writer.

ruby quiver
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lmao

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Sam loves his speeches nearly as much as Liam

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"Mercer's discount spell ink"

knotty hill
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Samuel Brent Oscar Riegel!

wise sand
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Genius

ruby quiver
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god I love Sams speeches

earnest light
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Sam Riegel your speeches are a gift

ruby quiver
#

now they just have to get through a century of calamity!

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Edolus? and Nydas a man of gold? Such subtle references.

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(daedalus for those wondering)

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so many tears 😭

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yes Lou! It is messed up with all the focus on the kids!

knotty hill
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We are 45 minutes to Pit fiend

ruby quiver
#

There we go! Full full confirmation this is the teeth

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All the continents that still exist were called out

knotty hill
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Not yet a bad guy Sam.

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But like... we kinda need to banish Zerxus soon.

ruby quiver
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Big nasty pirate tattoos lol

knotty hill
#

20 rounds

ruby quiver
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Travis pre setting Insightful Fighting just in case lmao

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Death and taxes indeed

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"We're off keto" lol

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Soooo

#

Are the Taxmen those robots that were in the fun ball?

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Or similar at least

knotty hill
#

I'd say similar, yea.

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Anti-mages

polar falcon
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somebody found Halas's notes

worthy rain
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oh boy

ruby quiver
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Yyess otherworldly guise baby

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That's the real purpose of Silvery Barbs lads, burnings LRs

knotty hill
#

Tasha's make-up tutorials do the work. lol

ruby quiver
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"I came here to hurt people" yes you did Brennan

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and people say you can't challenge high level characters. This is all a part of a single day!

knotty hill
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A marriage is why we must survive!

polar falcon
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the key is to not let them rest 😂

worthy rain
# ruby quiver ~~and people say you can't challenge high level characters. This is all a part o...

yep. all in a single day.

Sure, you have oodles and oodles of spell slots, features, big cantrips...
But what if you've spent them.

The big key is resource taxation which Brennan and Matt have shown themselves to be proficient in. Matt has done plenty of resource taxation from just environments alone, let alone traps, and putting the party on a clock so they can't take an encounter a day.

worthy rain
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I'm just surprised the room isn't fleshy considering the gigabrain of Brennan and Matt having been in that same room.

knotty hill
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3

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And yea, we is spent

polar falcon
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ohhh boy... i guess barbs reactions were already used

knotty hill
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LOOK

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We have 3 hit points.

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He needs that 30 AC lol

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He is atleast getting his next round of attacks

violet falcon
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I got to play a level 20 Bladesinger. Mage Armor, 20 Dex, Bladesong, 20 Int, Hasted, Shield at will, basically AC 30 sustained continuously.

knotty hill
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Shak's memory is honored.

ruby quiver
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The Rogue One ending is incoming

knotty hill
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😄 Just two Primordials off swimming beyond Exandria.

ruby quiver
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Niceness, wall of force

knotty hill
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Nothing can physically pass through the wall. It is immune to all damage and can't be dispelled by dispel magic. A disintegrate spell destroys the wall instantly, however. The wall also extends into the Ethereal Plane, blocking ethereal travel through the wall.

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Nothing is touching this crystal before it fires.

ruby quiver
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Teehee

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Brennans face when she cast it seemed to be an "oh I forgot"

polar falcon
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bruh that family line from the character that was forced to forget family for the sake of avalir 😭

knotty hill
#

Well, we needed to deal with Zerxus...

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Is Laerynn in triple digits still

ruby quiver
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I don't think so

violet falcon
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Damn... that works.

knotty hill
#

19 DC

wise sand
#

Sam is definitely my favorite cast member

#

Just so good

polar falcon
#

smart use of barbs in that situation

knotty hill
#

CRIT!!

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And ENJOY THE SNEAK CRIT

ruby quiver
#

Oh my goooooddd

wise sand
#

Travis does this ALL THE TIME

knotty hill
#

Brennan, you gave him that inch.

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Here is his mile.

earnest light
#

Travis Willingham...

wise sand
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Yeah this was completely against the rules but it's the story

polar falcon
#

sometimes you force the cool rule

knotty hill
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He ain't a fiend yet... you might just save his soul here.

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Asmodeus doesn't own it yet.

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If Zerxus isn't dead before sunrise, then he is Asmodeus's fiend forever more.

ruby quiver
#

Yee

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Exu: the rogue one-ining

#

She was holding a Wish??

knotty hill
#

Pretty much.

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NO, YOU AIN'T DYING

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That's the point!

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Sure, y'all can be let out your cages.... just not into Exandria.

ruby quiver
#

This is what shatters the teeth

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The explosion doesn't kill the world, just the continent

#

Almost word for word lol

violet falcon
#

Oh yes...

knotty hill
#

Yea, I don't think it's the explosion. But it's Asmodeus's temper tantrum.

ruby quiver
#

Goddammit Brennan

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He's doing what I knew he would

polar falcon
#

the teeth confrimed!

knotty hill
#

Zerxus the Pit Fiend lives.

#

Welcome to the Blood War 😄

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Goodbye Nydas Okiro. Dragon of Avalir

ruby quiver
#

It totally is forgotten unfortunately lol

knotty hill
#

Over time, sure.

ruby quiver
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Damn they in taldorei

#

Obviously some people outside vassilheim survive but still

knotty hill
#

He's gonna be pretty late....

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There you go Swamp

ruby quiver
#

Lol

#

Interesting

#

The number is effectively skewed because of the destruction of the teeth

knotty hill
#

1 woman turned 2 Primordials into a smear across the cosmos.

ruby quiver
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Lmao

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And of course the attack on vassilheim happening at the same time

knotty hill
#

THE BIRD IS GETTING HIS FAMILY.

ruby quiver
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Papa bird has returned to the nest

wise sand
#

This was really good

#

Really, really good

ruby quiver
#

So good

#

Fun little shot of behind the DM side of the table in use there lol

knotty hill
#

My heart breaks in so many places.

wise sand
#

Aaaaw i wanted to hear their reactions

ruby quiver
#

It's at least 50% tears

trim copper
#

Same

polar falcon
#

masterful indeed

trim copper
#

Even when you know it doesn’t have a happy ending, the journey to the end sure does bring tears

polar falcon
#

i think there will be a post-campaign Q&A for this at some point

knotty hill
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A whole continent, reduced to 43 small islands.

knotty hill
#

This smile was not shattered.

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It's just gone.

ruby quiver
#

Shattered, more like scattered

#

Bazinga

knotty hill
#

I have to imagine that Maya was part of how "quickly" magic was able to somewhat bounce back in Exandria.

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The records of Avalir, giving some guidance.

ruby quiver
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Considering the states of the other flying cities (Aeor, Zemnis, etc) we know about

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Probably at least some part for sure

knotty hill
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Instead of a reset to 0. They had an image of what 100 looked like.

ruby quiver
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I do love that Brennan pointed out the loss of life thing still

#

Oh so good

trim copper
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They started it, but they ensured that it would have an end. And thats what mattered

knotty hill
#

1/3rd…

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That’s all that survives

#

This is the event that killed the world.

trim copper
#

Cant wait to run a campaign like this,

ruby quiver
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More specifically why I love it: he clarified that a majority portion of the 2/3s was within the first year. And of that much of it was in the moment avalir fell, when Asmo shattered the teeth

knotty hill
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Because I want good dreams. My headcanon is that nothing horrible happened to Cerrit and his family for the rest of their lives 😄

violet falcon
#

From the start I saw Calamity as a version of Nightfall or Foundation. The end was coming. They just had to decide how bad it was going to be and how long it'll take to recover.

knotty hill
#

They just lived in the woods.

#

Maybe found other survivors.

knotty hill
ruby quiver
#

Yea

knotty hill
#

A newly minted God is nothing compared to one with ages of experience.

#

Also, hopefully Zerxus didn’t have to spend too much time in the Blood War..

ruby quiver
#

Oh he will

knotty hill
#

Kinda surprised he didn’t take the out. But alright

worn violet
#

Y’know, Laerryn’s ambitions really make Caleb’s and Essek’s look like… not all that bad.

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Also, star of last night’s episode was Lou Wilson’s panic reactions

ruby quiver
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Fun idea: the knowledge that Maya has forms some basis of thr Cobalt soul

worn violet
#

Oooo I dig that

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In fact, I’m choosing to believe that and accept it as a headcanon.

stoic leaf
#

Whos maya again lol

ruby quiver
#

Cerrits daughter

knotty hill
#

Caleb: I hope to be able to transport myself through time
Laerynn: I know for a fact the Gods are beneath me, and I'm gonna just yoink a Ley line.

knotty hill
#

Primordials can drop Gods, and she just turned 2 of em into a smear in the cosmos.

polar falcon
#

so much of asmo's hatred towards mortals was just pure jealousy

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im sure laerynn's primordial smashing antics added to that

knotty hill
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He hates them all for stealing away his family. In his eyes, everyone just got way too into their little figurines, and he just wanted to smash em all. But now? Now he wants to own all the little figures just to spite the Primes.