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at first level
My bad, associated it with artificer due to its 2014 transfusion power, that would still be possible in 2024 no? Magic tinker and your lvl 2 transfusion doing once each
Paladins have moved past the alignment locked shenanigans that used to haunt them
Coward, all holy men require a pact to a sexy dark lady
Critting on Guiding Bolt with the normal rules would get you 8d6 damage, which averages out to 27 dmg, chunky crits makes it average out to 44 damage!
wyll would like to disagree
Still very curious how thats supposed to work, the bag of holding thing
The GB crit in this campaign will deal 32 base damage, and that's getting unholy levels of bad luck
Wyll isn't holy
wait what? isnt it 31? 4d6 + 4 * 6?
Mf is NOT holy
Hm. That does circumvent the limit yes. However this trick will also work on the person you send to put one bag into the other and also frequent a use will get your dm to ban it
I love ranger!
is he not? hes from elturel
4d6 + 2×modifier +24 radiant
He’s a fighter apparently
That to ya. I feel ranger gets wayyy stronger at lvl 3
you dont need paladin or cleric to be holy, per se
Boy Paladin does not care about its subclass half the time besides one single aura at lvl 7
Ask me what I’m doing with plant growth
Oath vengeance misty step👀
I really love ranger!
Zealot barb on their way to never go to their heaven bc they never die
It’s why I said half. Oath of veng has rlly good channel divinity
Modifiers aren’t doubled with Crits?
ooooh piercer + Sharpshooter + CBE + Swarmkeeper
someone gotta stay behind to ensure the sinners stay down
Oh I got the dice wrong.
Oath of veng is really strong
Zealot barbarians are the undertakers of DND
plant growth is a good control spell but putting it on paladin is hilarious
Not really
I gotta be in the damn plants myself lol how does it help me
Vengeance is ok overall
Guiding bolt also does not add modifiers last i check
Not necessarily cuz the oath you swear doesn't have to be at odds with your patron, flavoring solves this nicely too
If i have to say "Perkin's Crits" one more time, I'll consider making an athletics check off the nearest cliff
I really just like dnd rangers and I wanna play one.
Yo moma
How is the Cleric adding their modifier to the damage?
Perkins crit is... max damage on one dice and rolling the regular dice?
thats not a perkins thing. guiding bolt doesnt add mod
I mean it’s expect lol your bringing a homebrew rule basically and expecting ppl to just know it. I would just inherently include it
The Perkins Crit does not double modifiers
What is a perkins crit?
My dnd party jumped me tdy
Also I don’t even think persons doubles flats from what I’m hearing so it’s a homebrew homebrew rules
Just like regular crit rules, the Perkins crit only effects your Dice
Then I must have been mistaken. I can't remember terribly much on how everything for it works
It’s homebrew squared
Like i understand that. i dont understand what a perkins crit is
Damn you’re supposed to rp the engagement not act it out physically
so. 31 average with a perkin crit GB
Isn’t it 38?
If the spell hits for 4d6 normally, average damage is 14. Average crit damage is 28. Chunky crits (maximize the roll and then roll again) averages out to 38. The more dice you roll, the more chunky crits help your average damage.
Crit dice are always max damage
So a longbow crit with 18 dex is 2d8+4 normally, but 1d8+12 with perkins
ah okay thank you!
4d6 + 4 * 6?
Yes that’s an average of 38
I find that punching your friend in the throat is the best way to show your gratitude for the fireball they "accidentally" threw at you
I think we lost the plot of this convo
Fireball to the face is the light cleric’s love language
You are missing 2 of those d6s
you see. this is why i almost failed high school math
I mean we have lost it really early on, when the convo turned into "why is Ranger not hitting as hard without Gloom Stalker at level 3"
Im mostly asking about the logic behind it
Ranger builds go online at level 3 tbh
Another win for paladins the best half caster 
And this disproportionately helps damage rolls with more dice.
This is why all my campaigns only go to lvl2
Is it homebrew if I made a rule where if an attack is a crit, it is max damage on the entire attack? Like... swarmkeeper ranger with Piercer, SS, and CBE in 2014 makes like ... 67 damage with one attack?
feels extra good with spellfire sorc too
That's evil but hilarious
crit? spend 2d10 HD for 4d10
Sorc is specifically not a half caster
I, on the other hand, really enjoy probability calculations. But Fate is cruel and decided it would have me calculate odds the most from seeing Lady Luck do her best AM roleplay towards me
Just curiosity about bag of holding and its interactions
ranger is a half caster, right?
Yes
no, spellfire adept feat
Yea
It is a black hole always use it as an offensive weapon
I love half casters!
It's partially why I was trying to get Gunner and a hunting rifle at level 6
2024 is silly because wydm I can do 1d10 slashing plus 2d8 radiant plus 1d10 fire damage at level 2
Gunner feat is awesome
Same those or full casters. I’ve tried out first martial recently tho not bad
which is not a ranger problem
this is a dice problem. you need to execute your dice
I love ranger dice.
The bad crit fishing build rises again I see
Unfortunately, that requires me to both have enough money and get to level 6 with both my physical and mental health in one piece in character and out
Bro I hit someone in my party (that decided we weren’t progressing in the campaign unless we fought) with divine smite and he randomly said he was a child of god so it doesn’t affect him as the dm let him bc the dm thought it would be funny basically nullifying my dmg and then didn’t let me even try to dodge his attack which was just a bunch of punches
They are super awesome and I want to become an awesome ranger.
I rolled 20 nat 20s once… it was crazy man
THE ONE PIECEEEE
I'm too poor for physical dice, I have to use DnD Beyond
Order online full sets are often less then 5$
Manifest dice to fall from the sky. It can happen. I managed to get like 4 extra d6s from it
...I had that coming. Can someone roll damage dice for psychic damage for me?
thats a seperate issue entirely that is not related to ranger
So get this. That's $5 I don't have
Damn
so you triggered pvp and got dumped for it?
not the ranger class problem? thats pretty awesome
I saw a three pack that was 2.5$ today
Ik a dm that uses Google dice
play silly games, win silly prices
So true
what? that sounds terrible
on both ends
So I guess that's me in my hobbies in a nutshell
dont try to divine smite your party please
yay for solving out of game issues with in game issues
He threw me into a tree first and said “guys let’s kill him!”
ok that sounds like a problem
If they are so much a sinner that they’re susceptible to divine smite then they deserve it
I love probability calculation and I love big damage numbers, but I spend my calculations seeing just how badly I get screwed over, and I see big damage dice from just about everyone else
You have much more patience then me
(which /tone means sarcastic?)
Prrobability calculations?
"and observe then that if the woman wasnt a witch, she wouldnt have burnt" or something
/s
Hi what's the best way to play a chaotic neutral player character without disrupting the party and story?
/jk
Or /hj
/s means sarcastic
Smh it’s basic maths
That means Just Kidding and Half Kidding
and what else floats?
not being "haha, goofy selfish random"
Thought that meant serious. My bad
Playing chaotic neutral correctly and not playing chaotic stupid
for years i lived under the belief that jk meant joke, not just kidding
I'm gonna be playing a Lawful Evil fellow soon
He's the parties healer 🧐
thats /srs actually 🤓
i mean, its essentially the same
cough healthcare
I.e. odds of a Fighter with Improved Crit landing a crit with advantage
how would I play it correctly
"youre back. hooray. that will be 400gp"
If my belief system encourages me to be chaotic, would my character who follows it to the letter for their own advantage be considered lawful neutral or evil?
Hey, they're his bodyguards, they get healing for free, but they're ultimately his Meat Shields
you dont get to use your personal system for lawful
I love to be chaotic in my clubs without disrupting the games we play lol
Then most of the party accepted and made it a 4v1 and the dm tried summoning a knight for me then the other players kept rolling charisma until they convinced him to go away, which only took two roles becuase for some reason someone has a +11 cha mod bc my dm maxs stats at +20 instead of +5
How fun
So the session kind of just was me waiting around for everyone else doing all the work and then taking boatloads of slashing and poison damage on our way out of the house
I though lawful was personal codes, belief systems and the like
Dawg leave them that's a nightmare scenario
"oh my personal belief says that killing isnt wrong"
"my personal belief says that i can steal"
""we're both lawful""
see the issue?
you can have personal beliefs and standards in any alignment
I think that works. There’s no one type of lawful?
There’s lawful evil kings and devils both operate quite diff
Alignment is guidelines not rules
I Lwk might someone else already got fed up a few sessions ago and set off multiple explosions on himself completely leveling the area he was at just so he could leave the campaign
Yeah, Lawful Evil individuals are people that do evil within the confines of the laws of the land
Exploitation of Government or the law to benefit oneself
Lawful evil devils all it means is they follow their contracts lol which is literally shit they make up
which is mutually agreed upon.
lawful doesn't mean the law
Devils are lawful but they would make a deal even if it's against the law in the kingdom they were summoned for dealing in
From my first interaction with a bag of holding i was informed its not a very good idea to turn it inside out unless you want to party wipe and end the world essentially, so im curious how the interaction of a bag of holding in a bag of holding, how this does not end everything, or if a inside out bag has a max capacity of esting everything
contract is null if other party doesnt sign it
Very contracty and or dealy
I lowkey can’t if you’re strictly following a creed that should be considered lawful even if it’s not aligned with the popular laws ie I would consider fey to typically be lawful even if their morality is different
Sure but you follow a set of rules and follow it to the degree without just being chaotic and whatever
The BEST alignment
the point is that law requires a mutual agreement
By the way, to the people that said that I could technically still contribute damage without the SS penalty
It's a yes and no. Yes because damage would be dealt, no because I (un)fortunately understand the concept of effective health
Neutral evil in my opinion is where true evil villains shine
ok
Speaking of, I should have Zhoska make a contract for the party after he establishes a connection or knowing basis with them
What logic? Anything in the area is launched to the astral
Plane. They’re not your problem anymore
i feel like Queen Diane has a lot of paperwork for you especially
The devil contract lawyers best villain
Lawful evil can be really good but also really mid depending on how it’s used
applies to everything
almost like alignment shouldnt be the basis of a character
The truely unhinged are the true neutrals
Another thing that irks me is when people don't think that alignment can't change
the reason is because people believe this IRL
"You will get the benefits of me as a party member, healing, a knowledgeable person as a local of these lands and I will even create magic items for you.
You, however, under these terms, agree to put me before yourself, being a body gaurd to protect my person. Negotiations of finding ways to resurrect you are on the table, so long as you have the gold to pay the fine if you perish."
Nah just pilfer their pockets while they are dead before you resurrect them
CE party member be like "look man i just want to kill things for their loot and get famous"
thankfully, there isnt a CE character
chaotic evil is better than neutral evil
(im the DM for them)
lawful evil is also better than neutral evil
Chaotic evil player are a double sided swords
Neutral good>
No, that's another agreeance of rhe contract I'll work in, you aren't allowed to pilfer another's body without express consent, and the same goes to him for looting a deceased party members body.
He's selfish, but he's not as barbaric as to loot you and leave your body to Rot.
@fossil hollow Don't know if you saw the message or not, but I wanted to give a bit of another reason I chose SS for my first feat
the worst evil is neutral evil
lawful will have a code you can play by
chaotic means they can randomly not be evil basically
neutral evil means theyre evil. just evil. selfish and opportunistic and without any code or flukes
I generally dont know anything about it, so its stuff like that, if theres a max range, what causes a bag of holding containing a bag to never be a place of escaping
At what point does a turned inside out bag of holding stop suckint in everything
maybe the real good alignment is anti-lawyer
I really enjoy the lawful evil character I’m playing rn
they are consistent evil with no hope of catching a break and completely incompatible
i feel like you can be opportunistic even as lawful or chaotic
mhm
(lawyers vs scavenger)
opportunism is just a personality trait really
only if your lawful doesnt conflict with it. neutral evil doesnt have lawful
Honestly, I feel like my character actually being the only local in the party actually gives them incentive to protect him 💀
A turned out bag doesn’t suck anything in. The item description answers your questions. It doesn’t say it lasts longer than a turn so everything is taken immediately within the radius
A really love adding double sided personalities traits to my characters
i mean... actually, no that would break the no politics rule
That's chaotic evil. Neutral Evil means that they are largely determining actions on how much it benefits themselves
i like having strong negative traits and strong positive traits because it creates chicanery passively
I always tend to make myself the most suspicious person on ever table I play
For my paladin it's that he's straightforward and ambitious. However these could perhaps get him into trouble
could mark it up as you know the dangers
i tend to have party members never trust me fully even though i tell them everything
i dont think thats what lawful evil really is
I misspoke. Meant to say neutral evil
Lowkey tho idk how to make people trust me and keep this massive hoard of backstory secrets together
And if they don't agree to his contract.
"Good Luck with surviving in these cruel forests...
I'm friends with a lot of snakes here as a Yuan-Ti, myself."
the main source of distrust comes from insecurity, so just acknowledge or setup a failure or two, that way they stop being intimidated
Mine is that once he holds a bitter resentment towards the lich that killed his town that will eat him alive one day
stone snakes soon to coooome.
do they look like elden ring stone worms
Mine is basically a professional revolutionary religious nut who is trying to be on holiday and not do the revolutionary nut stuff
The ones that guard evergoals?
no, snakes with rocky hides and crystal eyes and fangs
one time the backstory for my paladin was she was just a tourist
Do you think I could pull off playing an Evil character?
most likely. youve been doing gr8 job with more jery chars so far
Depending on how the story ends up playing out I might have him become evil himself or get over his grudge.
Lowkey Andor was a big inspiration for my character
cant wait to see you mess with bertrand lmao
idk who that is
The star wars character/tv show
still dunno i dont watch star wars
Is it possible for a dragon to lose its lair? To lose lair shares, like the thing where the lair explodes when it dies, etc.
It’s the best show of there’s rn it’s basically a ww2 spy drama with a Star Wars facade
@fossil hollow Were you reading the thing I was trying to ask/tell you about before?
i see
Caspian may be egotistical, but he has SOME respect for Veterans such a Bertrand
Grinding reddit karma to be able to post on D&D reddits has humbled me
I don't understand how people can do this stuff all day
didnt seem like it once the chicken came out 
Reddit karma's more of a right place at the right time thing
Grind your karma in other subs before coming back to r/dnd
Okay, to be fair, calling a Non-Chicken Bird Man a chicken IS a bit racist
Caspian is a PROUD Owlin
I got downvoted to hell in r/D&D, never again
F
One of my ideas for a character is a 40 year old man going thru a midlife crisis and joined a party for “one last ride” as he tries to relive his glory days
Literally made a post on "Why can't some players and DM's compromise with eachover" and they ripped into me saying the DM's should never have to bend the knee to players or something
"If you need to ask the DM for something, dont it's probably bad homebrew anyways"
i just had a brilliant idea
war cleric character where your nemesis is another war cleric of the same god
Honestly, reddit karma is not a currency worth caring about
I just wanna talk about my current character rn.
Exodia is a oath of Vengeance Paladin who grew up as a farm boy in a small settlement near fort morning lord. His town was raided and nearly slaughtered by a lich and his undead army, he ended up with a permanent burn mark on his face. Later on in his life he found himself in service of a particularly powerful wizard that he ended serving for 3 years. In that three years he lost his arm in a fight with a demon. The wizard replaced it with a powerful mage hand that always matched the strength of his right arm. After a while he swore vengeance on the lich who took away his village from him, leading him to a small town that happened to be invaded by a group of people called the red brands.
I do need to care about it if I want to post on R/LFG so I can find campaigns
Holy Yap
Im in literal reddit karma debt
Fair enough
just make an alt
-22 karma 😔
Im too lazy too make a whole new alt
Just don't associate with Reddit
Easier to just nostalgia bait people in reddit
A lot of Reddit folk seem to have poor takes
If Exodia somehow creates four other simulacrums or clones of himself, does the universe automatically end
unfortunately the LFG is one of the decent places to find games
It's just a funny haha but that would be funny yeah
D&D reddit is a cess pool of opinions
Epic
Have you tried dndbeyond forums to search for games? Granted I haven't either
has less overall inflow and the reddit lfg also encompasses non-dnd games
Damn
@knotty pasture Was trying to tell other people about this, but they didn't reply yet
Another reason that I was taking Sharpshooter (aside from a lack of solid options) is my fortunate and unfortunate knowledge about effective Health in games
I remember one time I suggested a "Tabaxi with a fear of pickles" sarcastically for original D&D character flaws and some dude genuinely sent a whole paragraph explaining why I will never get into a campaign and that I should quit D&D
owch
I assume a tabaxi is a feline of sorts
Yep
Not sure what to say
"A gimmick character like that is useless for any campaign other than a one shot joke character"
A fully fleshed out character with an instinctual fear 😭
Yeah but now you know that you don't have to, there's like 6 decent options for Ranger when it comes to feats, and ASI if you are lost
Mind if i ask where i find the item description then
My opinion of Sharpshooter was mixed before I hit level 6 as Ranger personally (I got it at level 4) since I was dealing with 50-55% accuracy most of the time
At 7-8 I was reaching 65-70% accuracy with better gear which makes the whole thing more worth it
While Tabaxi are felid folks, they notably aren't like housecats
As they've a more complex intelligence than a housecat
cool.
I mean, yeah. I have smaller options for what I can choose
But it still means my character's primary perks are just a little better than what some other classes do as a secondary role
One of my personal gripes is when people specifically treat tabaxis like meme characters, so I can understand the gripes about it, but, I also don't think it's a reasonable reason to tell someone to quit because they're not harming anyone
But that's the type of thing you get from reddit 💀
applies to many species tbh
i think kobolds have the potential to have really cool characters, so only having seen people play meme kobolds is disappointing
Was he not being sarcastic?
And the thing is, I already have good stats that don't need ASIs until mid/late game levels. And I fortunately do have some good options for later on in the campaign, but that requires getting there
All that to say, to say I feel like a deadweight until I can actually be a bit useful is right on the money
He sent a fully grammatically correct paragraph
Ok so
I looked at his post history to check if he was joking, he was not...
The best sarcasm comes deadpan
No, we established that Ranger doesn't get their power spike until level 3
No class is equally powerful from level 1-20
Ah yes
Drow are Short, Emo and Evil
Kobolds are Loud, Dumb and Obnoxious
Orcs are Loud, Dumb and Can't Read!
Boy oh boy, I sure do love interesting characters! /s
Some classes are stronger at lower levels, others at higher levels
Drow are short?
Drow are short?
have you heard of my drunk xenophobic dwarf with no other character traits
Ranger happens to reach their power spike at level 3
Jinx
Jinx
Shorter than other Elves, yes
I expected drows to be taller than elves
Most things that live underground are typically smaller
When I do get to said power spike, other classes get a lot (more) too
No not really
Sometimes I genuinly forger that rangers exist
As it's better to be small and more compact living in such areas
And elves are a highly adaptive species genetically
Some get more than the others
Humans are self-inserts
Elves are anime girls
Tabaxis are furries
goblins are CN kleptos
etc etc
hello
Ive never seen a female elf
And Dwarves?
impressive honestly
Alchoholic
Shadow Sorcerer doesn't reach its power spike until level 6, Soulknife doesn't reach its power spike until level 9
All elves ive seen were male, about 15 now
your racist grandpa
I can't tell whether to be disgusted or impressed
Nope, not at all
High Elves are the Tallest, then Wood Elves are the Medium between both and Drow are the shortest
highelves
Neither, because not all classes are created equally
And woodelves? What else is made of wood? Trees
And what are trees?
The nefarious low elf:
But level 3 for your first major power spike is quite fast
On average elves are shorter than humans fun fact
the down under elf? the aussie drow
Grimhollow human, my beloved
Then maybe it's just me, but
I feel like what I just got at level 3 so far is not impressive
Initiative went from +4 to +8
I got Piercer
And I got a third spell slot, only to lose casting that new spell when our team didn't think twice
sorry theres three types of elves. there's 4'5" christmas elf, 5'2" frieren elf, and 8'5" ancient elites
This conversation has run its course since anyways, would you like me to agree with you that Ranger sucks and you have terrible luck
Downunderelf oi crikey look at the size of that ettercap
I bet you Deep Gnomes/Svirfneblin are shorter than regular gnomes as well since they also live underground
That's... that's a good point
I apologize
"M8 we just got a crypt crawler oiii wey"
The early 2014 books had random size tables for characters by race which is pretty neat.
"Only 4 bonus on intiniative"
"Only piercer"
Only ranger I have ever seen was a power player that tried to use 3.5 to infinite stun things
Fun Fact:
Gnomes are typically taller than Halflings
Dragonborn and Half Orc were the two tallest on average in the 2014 PHB
you are reminding me to give jarlaxle an australian accent
The sizechart i saw said gnomes are 2'9
I still hate illithids with my entire soul
oh i forgot the gnome stereotype, all gnomes are played by munchkins
Halflings are THE defacto short kings
Usually I see Drow have French accents
thats duergar propaganda
yeah french belongs to the humans
Nah, they're morso around like 3-4 feet, it seems
I forgot the dice on top, ignore
For context, I 4 out of my 5 initiative rolls so far have been below a base of 7
And while Piercer's reroll IS great for solving the smaller problem of bad damage on hit, it doesn't exactly solve it completely
i dont even get duergar tbh like ur just a normal dwarf but meaner
You just have been unlucky
"..." - my duergar
Consistently unlucky, somehow
They were enslaved by Illithids and experimented on.. then abandoned by their Dwarven brethren
I can kinda get it
Oh but lichdom is evil
also made a deal with asmodeus to survive
somebody should really do something about the illithids they've preyed on underdark-kind for too long
Cant believe this!
Contemplating on making a character that was raised in a dungeon by monsters
EXACTLY
The hypocrisy
the best argument for a necromancer is "all is fair in love and war"
What subclass did you go for in the end
This one is trying to keep me from my immortality. Just dont want to die
Gloomstalker, to no one's surprise
Gloom Stalker gets a bunch of stuff at level 3 that's all v impressive
But oh theyre small so its okay for them to be evil
my current drow wizard spent half her life as a dungeon custodian and never touched grass
Problem is, I will only get the starting benefits
A free attack at turn 1 that deals extra damage, night vision, more speed
Why do some dms ignore pretty important parts of the game like spell slots, spell requirements, armor class, and movement speed
why do people ignore anything? because they're lazy
Nah thats insane levels of ignoring
The extra attack that deals extra damage at turn 1 is how you get the whole Gloom Stalker Ranger ending fights within 3 turns
Ok maybe spell requirements, depending on details, dont always matter that much
i dont think your dm wants to play dnd
Cuz you just delete any enemy of your choice immediately
My Drow Warlock (Celestial)
Made a pact with a Deities Chosen to escape Menzobarrenzen, gotta say, he's never been happier, has a bit of hatred for fiends, but whaddya expect?
Sounds like a nonsense dm who is not running dnd
😭 i made it really simple, i said she just asked her necromancer boss if she could leave and he said idgaf ur replaceable
To be perfectly honest, virtually every fight ended in 3 turns anyways
He was part of a Royal family down there, it was a bit more difficult for him 💀
I remember one time one of my old characters opened a door directly into a lich's main room and he just closed it and left
Yeah and Gloom Stalker contributes greatly to this
Sometimes you just gotta know you aint built for some encounters 💔
I was shaving off like 90 hp on a 150 hp boss on turn 1, Echo Knight just jumps in and wraps up the rest, the end
me looking at my adventuring party like i wasnt the person building traps to kill adventurers not even a year ago:
Doesn't help that down in Menzobarrenzen Noble families are killed off left and right to be replaced by rivals, it's been 100 or so years since he's left, so he doesn't even know if his family is still alive, but I dunno if he'd genuinely care
It's only for one atack on the first turn
"Oh this trap design is really good, guys come check it out!"
I mean there’s kinda armor class in the dnd rolls a d20 and basically says how effective it is based off the vibe of the number
i made her have dungeon meshi autism but for architecture and traps
Yeah that's enough, when combat ends in 3 turns, the DPR for Gloom Stalker is incredibly high with a free attack at round 1 with extra damage
My dm seems to like the number 11 but tends to dislike 14
How much difference can a single d8 make at that point?
a D8 saved my party member from being ripped in half
Its another flat 1d8 on top of your final damage output
Sadly. He's gonna have to go back to Menzobarrenzen soon, as part of a quest to look for an Artifact
itll be fine, wear a mask
Without modifiers, a level 3 Ranger is outputting 3d8 damage on 1 turn, goes up to 4d8 at level 5
It's not that, he just knows he's gonna have to deal with facing fiends again and he doesn't know if he'll be able to keep his temper under control
get angry and kill them? barbarians have been doing this forever, i believe in you
Okay, let me rephrase that
How much difference can single additional d8 on a damage roll make when your team for this session was a Cleric, Paladin, Fighter, Bard, and Wizard?
A damage D8 saved my party member from being ripped in half
All of their harder hitting abilities require spell slots, Dread Ambusher refreshes per combat
is this an appropriate channel to look for a game?
Well, he can't is the problem, bringing attention to the party would jeprodize a LOT for them.
Menzobarrenzen isn't a joke, it's the MAIN Drow Captial, my friend
thanks folks
become a stoic
Darkvision of your own + darkvision immunity also helps with not being targetted while annoying the enemy
Which makes Gloom Stalker deceptively slippery in darker environments
I mean, a demon murdered his younger sister.
I don't think he can remain stoic once he starts thinking about it
alright ive already offered 3 suggestions im not your characters therapist figure it out
Wizard, Cleric, and Bard have Cantrips. And a Paladin can just choose not to smite
I get your point about it being consistent damage that doesn't need to be recharged, but conservation goes out the window when everyone can do huge damage on the big enemy while conserving resources on smaller enemies
Don't have to be so hostile, I'm just talking character, dude
As a paladin my dm was upset I could do 4d8 at the start of the campaign (divine smite+two warhammers) and nerfed my dmg to 3d6 (we started at lvl 3)
🦖
I wasn't ASKING for suggestions either.
I was just making chit-chat.
Paladin not smiting actually doesn't hit that hard
i didnt think it was hostile to leave it in your hands but you may believe what you want
Like its still good damage for a martial but its no better without any modifiers
Take my suggestion or else, now give your character a kid with bone cancer and you have to cure them or else
“I’m not your characters therapist figure it out” can come off as a lil hostile
Without smite what is a paladin to do
Damnit
Is there an usefulness to any of the gleaming armor?
The forced plot-line bandit strikes again
if you want it to be
I'm actually thinking,
He might've taken an oath of Celibacy to prevent whatever children he would've had from being influenced by lolth, he'd rather his entire species perish than for Lolth to have anymore puppets
Not that he wishes that
It still has uses as a tank who can also heal people in a pinch
My primary role in combat is either Stealth (with no sneak attacks and half of the team having poor stealth, disadvantage, or both. In simple terms, not many ways to actually leverage it with/for the team) or trying to dish out Piercing damage
Wizard, Cleric and Bard cantrips don't scale half as well compared to martial weapons either, cuz there's nowhere as many weapons that buff cantrip damage as there are weapons that buff your melee/ranged damage output
Um, now his wife/husband gets bone cancer!
He gets wet socks
Matter of fact, anyone he speaks to gets bone cancer
Being a tank doesn't really exist in dnd unless the DM goes easy on you
Never married 😔
@glass granite gets bone cancer then
Oi
That's ... not really funny 😭
I enjoy Aasimar it’s definitely my favorite paladin race
Well, Tokii declared me not friend earlier today so…
Exactly, why would you do such a thing to nugget...
I effing love Aasimar for paladin
Ehhh.
Particularly flying Aasimar
just having the halo is so fire
Ikr. Add wings on top of that and the aesthetic goes crazy
Im about to play in a wild west campaign, should I give my character a terminal illness? [Yall know the what im saying]
lumbago?
yep
My favorite species for Paladin would honestly be Goliath tbh
I've only played one Goliath Pally but, I dig the vibes
rip uncle
By that point, wouldn't that be able to have AoE options? Or at least, have enough spell slots to warrant burning one or 2 in a good moment? (Also, another house rule is a MP system. Spell slots are now MP depending on what level, and you can more more MP to cast at high levels)
is there a decent way to do a barb unarmed?
play beast barb
i made one just today
I.e. level 5 ranger has 9 MP from 5 lvl 1 slots and 2 level 2
You can also take the unarmed fighting fighting style with a feat fairly easily
If you guys had the chance, would you multi-class into every class at the same time?
No
You're level 3 I don't think you should be throwing away your spell slots that willy nilly yet
Today I made my entire party freak out when the boss transformed so I decided, as a fallen aaismar to show that I can do that too for the first time
If you want armed as in doesn’t have weapons, beast. If you want the typical fantasy of a boxer/wrestler barbarian who punches enemies to death…. Yeah you’re not gonna get that very well
At higher levels you'd most likely have better equipment
yeah i was just thinking barb/monk but the obv str/dex break
Not a chance that sounds awful
(See my level 8 Gloom Stalker hitting like 90 on a boss in round 1)
Turn 1 bonuses go brr
Barb and Monk don’t go together for a few reasons really. I would honestly just go monk and flavour it as that kind of character.
The Cleric and Druid are certainly not outputting that much damage, and Fighter needs to spend Action Surge etc to match this damage at round 1
in 5e your best option is basically just straight monk or straight beast barb. maybe moon druid if you want to be funny kind of unarmed.
Nope.
To be completely honest, it's too gimmicky to actually be fun, you'd also have to have AT LEAST A 13 in every stat which would result in a pretty weak character..
The idea definitely is funny though!
mmm, yeah but i want barb as the main, or fighter if i need to
ill check beast barb
Also you’d be such a low level that at level 12 you’d be maybe as effective as a level 3 character, just with the HP of a level 12 character
Your one saving grace is that you have level 4 spell slots but even then you can only upcast 1st level spells
Heck, at level 14 it'd be worse if you consider Artificer and the upcoming Psion
I had to burn ensnaring strike on a mini boss that proceeded to die before it took effect
Hunter's Mark on the boss which gave a grand total of... 1 extra damage total
And Cure Wounds to heal our Wizard after being stabilized
Don't even get a second level in ANY class until level 15!
beast barb counts as simple weap but im sure I could try to homebrew it in
Jack of all trades, master of none, not really apprentice of any either…
Oh yeah, by the way..
KNOME!!!!
MY NEMESIS!!!
Yeah, no. I am taking Fighter subclass levels 6-11 (max level). Mono Ranger is NOT cutting it
Oh, I was responding to the character with a level in every class question lol
Oh. My bad
No worries
How much of the distinction matters to your idea? It just counts as a simple weapon mechanically, not narratively
I'm talking about your spellcasters, at that level they shouldn't throw away spell slots that willy nilly yet
Also you don't need cure wounds on Ranger lol get Goodberry if you want to contribute to healing duties
Oh. Idk about the other spellcasters, but our wizard was largely busy with Silvery Barbs
If you wanna multiclass into Fighter go for it
I basically wanted what is essentially a monk but in strength
Upcasting was something I took for granted until now I have a dm that doesn’t let us use spell slots, nevermind upcasting
But I think you may be happier playing Paladin yourself or something lol
whatever go-arounds needed id try to accomodate
No spell slots? Do you spell points instead?
Nope
just like, punch stuff to death but in str
All anyone does is just only use their best spell every turn
Most boring combat I’ve had
I personally like to avoid doubling up in a class
And hey. I'll manage (hopefully) later on. This was just a really bad start and a harsh reminder if how much my existence in this mortal coil infuriates Lady Luck
How does that work
Very very poorly
No spell slots or upcasts?
Beast Barb is basically your main option. When you attack with your beastly anatomy it is still using your body narratively.
Otherwise your best bet is to pick up the Unarmed Fighting fighting style via a feat
I am not looking forward to how you handle it later lol
How upcasting works?
That is certainly one of the homebrew decisions of all time
All spells have a level, but some spells, you can expend a higher level spell slots when you cast them, and as a result they are a little stronger - typically more damage, or longer duration, or targets more creatures.
Gotcha and beast and unarmed stack or no?
You cast a low level spell with a higher level spell slot, which often increases the spell's effectiveness
I know how it works, reread my comment to understand how terribly I worded it
No I’m just physically not sure like, how that even works. What happens when you want to cast a spell?
Nope, you use one formula or the other
Ensnaring Strike deals more damage if you use a level 2+ spell slot instead of level 1
alright, thank you star
I was trying to ask knome "were you asking for how upcasting works?"
But my brain is just melted at this point
I'll try to beat a whole campaign as a monoclass Gloom Stalker Ranger and get back to you on it
You just kinda do, no requirements needed and you can do it as much times in a row as you like
Or I guess to be specific, if you have 2 things overriding your unarmed damage you choose only one unless one of the features specifically says it stacks
But by level 8 Gloom Ranger is the main ranged dps of the team, tied with Echo Knight Fighter
Someone literally only uses a nerfed fireball
Im not even sure they have another spell atp
- Rip to all your martials
- all the high level spells are bout to be even crazier
I am probably not going to go past level 5 for Ranger before taking Fighter levels
Twilight Cleric's... doing his best I think, good aoe
Oh so you can just spam 5th level spells as long as you have them?
Spores Druid is harassing the enemy with four zombies, two eagles and a wolf
Does your DM at least track concentration?
Also Spores Druid can't die so that's funny too
So how much is the difference between level 5 gloomstalker and level 8?
Nope
Oh… oh no
…what made this individual look at DnD balancing and decide to buff casters of all things?
Not a lot, the biggest thing is Ranger getting extra attack which really pumps up round 1 damage output
People are for sure taking full advantage of it
lol like one of the few things the game says to be careful messing with and your DM just defenestrates it
That's actually insane
But level 6 is whatever, level 7 is proficiency in wisdom saves but everything dies in 3 turns so that rarely comes to play, level 8 I picked Piercer
I’m the only person 6 sessions in to use anything besides a spell
So would taking 5 Ranger and 6 Fighter levels be a good call? That feels like a good balance for end game (level 11)
melee go boom almost every turn, caster go BOOM almost every turn with limits
Because that IS three attacks per action
I'd just go 10 Ranger 1 Fighter or 8 Ranger 4 Fighter or something
Extra attack doesn't stack with itself
Time to spam all my undead making spells
The three attacks would have come from Dread Ambusher's free attack + Ranger's two attacks baseline
Then why do you get more extra attacks as you level up?
Fighter does, no one else
Only Fighter gets more extra attacks on level up, but you can't multiclass Ranger 5 Fighter 5 and hope to get 3 attacks
I really hope the answer is yes, but does your DM track components and casting times either??
How do you arrive at three?
There’s someone who just does raise dead every turn
I don't see why that wouldn't be possible, but that is a massive bummer
Because RAW
RAW?
Rules as written
Rules as Written, otherwise you can just stack a bunch of martials at level 5 and get like a bazillion attacks
Nope and to make it even better effect spells like a hunters mark last the entire encounter
So in other words
Alright 3 cheers for Calvinball at that point

I'm only getting 2 attacks tops
Kinda like hoping all the deck chairs on the Titanic are in order.
10 Ranger 1 Fighter or 8 Ranger 4 Fighter, or 3 Ranger 9 Fighter?
What is it with DnD today and just saying "nuh uh" to every time I'm trying to think outside the box?
The dm said that we’re getting level 20 during the campaign as well
No its to avoid cheesing
You can get three by just going fighter, or by going warlock pact of the blade, or by using the Nick mastery property. There are also some other situational ways to get third attacks especially if you wanna use your bonus action, such as monks.
Now that will be interesting
Multiclassing is prone to lots of cheese and needs limits like these
Which i suppose it makes sense
But at this point, I'm needing all the help I can get. And that news flash out a small damper on my plans
DnD tends to try to be resilient to most breakages of it.
Although not as bad as me realizing that I don't have many options for ranged opportunity attacks
You can also just play a fighter and get a 3rd attack at level 11 though
Wizards struggles enough to make 13 classes each with several subclasses look balanced. With multiclassing, the system then has to maintain balance between hundreds of class combinations with various level distributions.
My dm was very very upset that at level five I got an extra attack as a paladin after saying it would be fine if I had it bc apparently he thought the extra attack could only be a cantrip
What about 8 Ranger, 3 Fighter?
Why is your DM nerfing martials
Okay seriously I have to ask, has your DM played DnD beyond level 4 before as a player?
He’s been lvl 15 before ik that for sure
Ranger could certainly benefit from a proper set of Battlemaster maneuvers.
Atp I’m convinced he wants the game to be only spells
He even nerfed my warhammers from 2d8 to 2d6
I truly do not understand how someone could play level 15 DnD and decide martials need a nerf
Well a warhammer is only a d8 or a d10 so that is fair
I'm not aware of a weapon that does 2d8 base damage.
It’s the only fair nerf he’s given so far
There are none bar magic items that increase base damage
Aaaaaand I'm back from seeing how crappy Ranger's mid level upgrades are
Oh wait I forgot to mention it was two warhammers and I had the dual wield feat
Perfect
What do you have that made the warhammer 2d8 damage?
Yea
oh, oh
I'm taking exhaustion levels from this testimony.
Okay Deehammer, I think you should consider finding a new DM
@knotty pasture You know, I'm starting to see why you said you would hate to see if/how I got through this
I've been grasping at straws all day today
I honestly might atp especially because I haven’t even started on the fact that my dm doesn’t use armor class
WHAT
This guy, uh, isn't running D&D.
He rolls a d20 and makes up if it hits based off the vibe of the number
I missed on a 14 and hit on an 11 the next turn on the same enemy
And players don’t get armor class at all
How fun
Is...is the adventure fun at all?
Ugh, I could just cry seeing this
sincerely, please, find a new DM, this guy does not sounds fair to you at all as a player and I think you could have a much better time with other groups
Somebody please help me
Sure, what is it?
It’s like a ripoff animal women version of Alice in wonderland
The "I regret everything, can I reroll my character irl?" type of help me
Playing 2014 Ranger is hell
Just do Ranger 3 Fighter 9 if you dislike Fighter, but in general martials do suffer from having bad weapon selection too
Cuz their damage output directly scales with how good your equipment is
You can do 1d8+1d6+14 damage in one attack, with a +3 to hit after that. I feel no need to regret stuff (PLUS you get expertise and spells).
I unfortunately found out that if I do choose that my spell scaling will suck
are you enjoying it? Are you enjoying it enough to feel like you couldn't get a better experience at another table?
I encourage you to do what's best for your own enjoyment of the hobby in particular and your free time in general.
(Granted, with hunters mark)
Were I in your shoes, that would mean I would leave the table and never look back.
Considering my dm let the other players jump me because I had a ring someone wanted that was needed for progessing the campaign, no not rlly
Please just leave
That's a lot of investment for an enemy who is lucky to live after it's third turn
It’s the same investment as a paladin smite
Sincerely, greener pastures exist, I strongly believe you can have more fun with another group
...and a Paladin Smite is largely saved for crits or just subbed out for healing
Hunter's Mark transfers for free on a bonus action.
You don’t HAVE to hunters mark here, you know. Plus this is for as many attacks as the enemy’s alive, not just once. You only lose an average of 3.5 a turn , and you con concentrate on smt else.
hunter's mark at level 1 can be up to 10d6 damage over 10 rounds
2014 rules, spell slot
Tbh I only haven’t left because everyone there is my friends and I see them at school daily
oh I see
Ranger spells doesn't really matter that much anyways, like there's good ones ofc but you can also survive with just throwing down Entangle or saving your spell slots for Absorb Elements
that's a rough spot yeah
in 2014 rules you can transfer it as a bonus action
There's some nice level 2 spells but not mandatory
No, 2014 is also free with a bonus action
"If the target drops to 0 hit points before this spell ends, you can use a bonus action on a subsequent turn of yours to mark a new creature." directly from the 2024 PHB
Ranger doesn’t scale too well, but at level 2? It’s not that bad.
I'm saying it requires me to actually use a spell slot
But on the other hand I don’t really care for the campaign or the random catgirls he puts in there
We're at level 3 now
to cast it the first time yes, but after that it just stays up
And it stays up for an hour
You haven’t stopped scaling yet. Around after level 5
Actually, rangers aren’t half bad at level three. Gloomstalker slaps
Which, again
That's 3 different d6 dice over the course of an entire boss fight
That's assuming I land all 3 attacks
Ultimately, if you aren't enjoying the ranger class, then you should do a different class.
Yeah
But I also feel like this isn’t just a ranger issue
But it is not one that lags behind at level 3.
Ranger is honestly probably better upfront, and it's at later levels that it falls off a little
At level 3, most other classes will deal less damage per turn compared to a ranger.
Eh, for 2014 I’d say mid levels it falls off compared to others
At level 3 the extra D6 is great
mid to later, sure, I'm not as familiar with higher level ranger play to be fair
But I do agree, early game they’re not weak at all
That's why I was brainstorming Fighter sub class
But then I realized that 5 and 6 wasn't good because those extra attacks don't stack
And then 3 Ranger, 8 fighter also was a bad idea because that means ill be stuck with 3 level 1 spells
And then 8 and 3 also was not an easy choice because now I have plenty of level 1 and 2 spells that do not stack well against other spellcasters
Its only T4 that they may struggle, Ranger still packs a wallop in T3 games
Or 4 Ranger 7 Fighter btw
So I am way ahead of you, yet I am still boned
If you really dislike ranger, I would suggest talking to your DM about changing your class
Disillusioned about Ranger more like lol
Homebrew rules didn't help with showcasing the terrors of Gloom Stalker Ranger
Most rangers can pretty easily transfer over to a rogue or fighter
At this point, I am considering much more than that
But that's not for here
Whether that means retiring the character and bringing in a new one, or simply handwaving that this character has always been a fighter.
I think if you’d just give Ranger a moment till you aren’t comparing yourself to three allies who crit (with a homebrew rule that makes crits broken) while you rolled poorly, you’d find they’re not actually bad
I’m kinda really upset that my dm isn’t great because I really love my character and I even made the background fit perfectly with the story
Oof that’s rough
I'd really have to see it to believe it
But I said the same thing about Paladin crits, and look where that got me
Idk where that got you
it unfortunately can be a common experience in TTRPG spaces that you have campaigns which are worse than their components, but it is life
Read this part again for where that got me
balling big time>
In case you didn't get it Paladin crit twice. Did easily half the boss hp, lowballing it
I never thought I would get a worse dm than the dm that let players play (and level up) with only one player at a session but I was so wrong
Huh?
Does that not prove my point even more?
I think a better DM would be lucky to have a player such as yourself.
It can’t get worse than the dm I have now right
BALLIN BIG TIME
I'm saying that i really am not hearing about why it is good, nor am I seeing it
Imma be honest, yes only by technicality. But realistically? No.
It's technically possible but exceedingly unlikely.
it can always get worse but sometimes it can get a lot better too
A worse DM would have to be, like, creeping on their players OOC or something.
Because homebrew rules are undermining the true power of Gloom Stalker, and you're blaming the wrong thing by equating bad rolls with a class being bad (on top of not listening to anyone tbf)
If I'm playing Twilight Cleric (one of the strongest classes overall in the whole game) but I kept rolling nat 1s on Guiding Bolt which caused me to do nothing for a fight, does that make Twilight Cleric the worst class
Tbh lot better at this point would just be someone who did armor class and spell slots
yeah at this point the base level for a DM would be a lot better
twilight cleric it is then
Does…(gimme a bit for math)
3d8+2d6+28 potential damage (assuming a +3 to hit lands twice) sound good for your first turn?
If this is really about venting bad rolls then this whole convo has never been more pointless than ever lol
I get your point, but your nat 1s are purely hypothetical. My situation is somehow more unlikely, yet somehow now reality
Yeah you're letting one instance affect your entire opinion and not realizing that is was basically the numbers not going your way, plus homebrew that disproportionally enhances people rolling handfuls of dice.
Where are you getting this from?
Well you’re a gloomstaler Ranger, correct? Or Ami misremembering
How is this any more hypothetical than yours, I once rolled three nat 1s in a role over lockpicking a dc10 chest, bad streaks happen to anyone at any moment
In every character's life there will be times when the dice don't go their way.
...that is correct
get lucky then
And I was going Soulknife Rogue too, the Rogue subclass that excels in utility
God forbid I call Soulknife Rogue bad right there because it failed to do the one thing it should do right
Also don't use the Sharpshooter power attack unless you have something else helping your accuracy, because you will make your miss chance way higher than it should be.
also to be honest, if you roll super bad frequently, you could play a spellcaster, which generally just roll less dice because they have more saves
Genuine question, though. Was this at the level where that one ability of Rogues autopasssing certain DCs is a thing?
First thing, cast hunters mark
Second thing, first attack! I assume longbow.
1d8+1d6+14
Third thing, gloomstalker extra attack!
1d8+1d8+1d6+14!
So, 3d8+2d6+28 assuming all hit
Before that level, but Soulknife Rogues have all the tools and help in the world to pass even dc30 checks easily
Whats the 14 from?
Sharpshooter plus dex mod
Sharpshooter + Dex
Then please talk it out amongst yourselves
Hm?
Because one person is telling me what dice look like with SS
and the other is close to begging me not to use it
Ah, Ophid
Just do what you want lol its your game
Except if you have something helping it, like Faerie Fire or Entangle.
Advantage is huge
How does Entangle help again?
I’m saying potential damage, not what you HAVE to do. That’s the max you can do.
Oh
Restrained condition on enemy = Advantage to attack them.
You get advantage when attacking entangled enemies
Its why Ensnaring Strike is actually pretty decent
And Entangle is a first level spell?
Yes
yes
Yes
And Ensnaring Strike also does restrain?
It's a great pick for rangers
Is it bad that the lowest cha someone has in the campaign im playing is +7
Yes
huh
Ensnaring Strike also restrains, yes.
What's their charisma score?
But Ensnaring Strike is single target, while Entangle also slows the enemy on top of making them possibly get restrained
Well
I'm starting to see why Hunter's Mark was a terrible idea
hunter's mark is great
Its not the worst if you want raw damage output
24
..how
One Hunter's Mark cast lasts you for the whole fight
Hunter's mark is great when you have another caster to do battlefield control
Hunter's Mark is ... fine, but you do have to know when to use it versus something else.
It is, but not when they don't last long anyways
At that point, I feel like getting advantage would have been better
Entangle could be evaded in larger rooms with no chokepoints
Dm saw that stats max at 20
Dm changes it
Dm made it so stats max at +20
Lmao what is this homebrewing
Even then, how do they even get that high from character creation
50 str Barbs here we go
Accuracy adds to overall damage.
yeah but physically like that's such a high mod, did you all change how stats are rolled?
50 str barbs*
Yeah I realized too late
Because missing your attack detracts from your overall damage.
Which is why I was saying Hunter's Mark was not a good idea vs that boss
If the boss is resistant or immune to restrained, Hunter's Mark is your only choice
And we're back at square one
Every level the dm gives +6 to any stats and at the start we had 10 in every stat with 18 that you can put in other stats plus any race/anything else buffs
Ahahahahahhahahah
Leave.
Its a level 1 spell lol they can't be all powerful, very few level 1 spells have that effectiveness
Give me a big fat break...
Very well, we won’t press it
Alright Gloom Stalker Ranger sucks, brb changing my Ranger to Horizon Walker instead
lmao
Was the boss immune to restrained?
In case anyone was wondering +14 cha at lvl 5 is very broken
Not saying to stop. Was just annoyed because getting a small leg up feels impossible at this rate
I do not know. All I know was that it did not heal from thunder damage and I got a nat 1 on my next initiative for it
Sometimes on nothing sometimes on everything
It’s because you’re complaining about something that’s purely there because of luck, and you’re slandering a class that’s frankly overhated. People aren’t gonna love it.
Dee truly I hope you find a better game out there
I second this with ALL my heart
Ok so the comment about the boss being immune to restrained doesn't matter, it was just someone bringing up a niche hypothetical.
Well, I mean... my options are not that prevalent as Ranger
Too many levels into Fighter, stuck with 3 level 1 spells
Not enough, stuck with niche spells
No extra attack stacking
Bosses inherently being strong and resistant to stuff
Aka during today’s session someone had to roll a check for moving during a fight to get closer to the enemy then failed and becuase the way the dm does stats it promotes single high level stats, he had a -2 dex, slipped into a wall, and took 1d8 dmg
Correction, slandering something with poor elaboration beyond what feels like "my teammates all rolled three nat 20s in a roll, and I keep getting nat 2s"
Not even Twilight Cleric looks good with those rolls...
You could also angle for a magic bow, that could help, too.
Well, it just feels like actually making ranger work out outside of mediocrity is both unlikely and easy to beat
sigh
Its very likely, say that to my Ranger lol
It out-DPSing the whole team at turn 1 in a combat scenario where fights end in 3 turns is huge
And I think you're incorrect about that, but if you're going to just judge based on this one incident, then go ahead I guess.
Echo Knight could out-DPS my Gloom Stalker but needs to spend their echo die or whatever its called for extra attacks
Like. You got archery and sharpshooter, and gloomstalker. You’re already here.
Tho, may I suggest three levels in assassin? Big damage for the first turn
And those are regained on a long rest
Atp a dm that makes us fight a tarrasque at level 5 is better than this
Like, I COULD try to save and invest into a hunting rifle, alongside the Gunner feat
But then I remember "I'm in Curse of Strahd and nearly got my crap kicked in by enemies who were resistant or immune to piercing damage"
At least there you can run
What type of check is that bro
Curse of Strahd?
"Roll to do a basic bodily function"
Go Oathbreaker to trivalize the whole campaign lolol
Yeah. Banshees and Shadows, oh what fun
Someone else already is a Paladin. And I don't need them breaking fights more than they already did
Roll to breath atp
One was enough for this campaign and the next
They could as Oathbreaker, iirc at the late game you can straight up control the final boss with Control Undead
Oh you tried to breath but you forgot that’s 3d8
Do not give them ideas, please-
Did you already level up to your subclass?
I hate it when I join a new game and a player tries to attack my character
Oathbreaker's probably the only class where it needs to be banned in Strahd
Or Control Undead needs to be nerfed for that campaign
“Does an 18 hit?”
I just hate player fights in general
And if you're Gloomstalker, are you using 2014 or 2024?
Legit net negative
Yes
Accidentally lit a slime on fire trying to get it off of another players head, then they rolled to hit me
Like, are we fr?
Gloomstalker? 2014 or 2024?
5e
They just want an excuse to jump you at that point
2014 or 2024? Because they are both 5E
2014
How dastardly! How dare you protect me!
- Trying to type w one hand isnt easy
I love meeting a “Mr. Tough Guy” character in campaigns I play!
I’m literally your party member, why are you calling me a “foolish adventurer”
If 2024, would say 5.5
why they even put a small slime in strahd campaign lol
Ok and is being in the dark something you feel like you're going to be able to do often?
Then they jst ignore everything you have to say
Then when my character rightfully clap backs later on, they bring it up to the table on “basic manners”
It's likely something I will do often.
Which also is a little annoying because despite being the only one without night vision at that moment, they decided to cast the light source on the bard... twice...
My monk prefers a “hands on” approach to manners (pun intended)
Flank out, the enemies can’t see you anyway
Does the rest of your party have darkvision?
Because if so, you're going to want them to stop casting Light or having torches.
The day I see a party with no dark vision members, is literally the day I see that
Twilight Cleric would be a delight in this campaign
From gaining Gloomstalker on forward you're basically never going to want light sources.
All my PCs have some form of darkvision, makes possible campaigns with the five quite interesting since everyone could see just fine
I just remembered during my session today the most cooked thing happened
It seems they’re not that…bright
For some reason two people wanted to jump me
Yeah, party members that hinder you are very annoying.
darkvision is still worse than a torch
Are you in a pvp campaign lol I was so focused on Bloodline's rant that I wasn't paying attention elsewhere
And one of them summoned a zombie and the other is really close with another, making it a 4v1
Then when they tried to jump me I casted hold person on one and tried to divine smite another and he legit just said “actually I’m a child of god that doesn’t hit me” while he is literally playing a blob of slime and the dm agreed with him because it was “funny” then they proceeded to just kill me before my turn because paladin without divine smite at lvl 5 cannot win a 4v1 while nerfed
Torches tell the whole world where you are
Wow
This is giving me confidence that I’m not a bad DM. Thank you.
Much needed self esteem buff
If that helped then so will the fact the dm didn’t let me try to dodge a single one of those attacks
Ok now I’m starting to take psychic damage
I mean why are you staying in a pvp campaign again anyways
I asked to dodge and the dm said I couldn’t
Especially one that is 4v1
Sounds like they just want to ban you from the campaign without it being explicitly clear
They legit just randomly jump people
I think you should just leave
Almost every party member has died at least once from another so far
The only reason I havent is because I go to school and see everyone there daily
Otherwise I would legit just ghost them
You could just ghost them lol
I sit next to one of them in a class tho so I can’t
Actually in most classes
Just use the secret technique
Lie and say you have more stuff to do in life
Trueee
"Some stuff’s come up at home that I need to focus on, so I can’t commit to the game right now. I really appreciate you letting me play, though."
Yes. But with me being level 3 and getting dark vision, this was more me getting annoyed at the reason that they casted the light source on someone else other than the only one who actually needed it was "Didn't think of it at the moment"
Or simply
“Sorry, I think we have different expectations on what this game would be like, and it’s simply not for me. Hope yall have fun though!”
No need to lie tbh
Well this dude is dealing with IRL people he wants to stay in good relationships with
Ok but you do know that light is now going to be your biggest annoyance.
Ignorance is bliss in my personal opinion
Explain how, please
Being in the dark is going to be one of your easiest ways to gain Advantage on your attacks now.
But if someone with a torch comes near you, that goes away.
Unless your DM starts throwing a whole bunch of enemies with added blindsight at you.
If you all can see in the dark, light also isn’t necessary. In fact it just reveals your location
-# A Progress
That being investing in a hunting rifle and finding a way to get some sort of ammunition to overcome resistances and immunities
If you get a magic gun that should be fine in the 2014 rules.
Campaign I just left, session 1 a player had an anti-matter rifle
Not sure how it would differ vs a hunting rifle
I mean a hunting rifle that is also magical.
But it would be a good turnaround from where I'm at currently
In the campaign im in someone legit just pulled a nuke out of nowhere and blew themselves up bc they didn’t want to play anymore
A lot of things resistant to piercing is specifically resistant to piercing attacks from non magical weapons
2d10 piercing damage is soooo much better than 1d8
They for some reason all hate him for it
Wait, is your DM allowing guns and even if so are they allowing those guns? Because aren't those the modern weapons?
Good luck affording it tho
And ye, what Ophid said
The humble rope trick:
Like, I get if you want to start combat off with a bang, but make sure it’s legal first
Apparently so, yes
I shudder to imagine the cost
Do NOT send me back to square one with this, I'm begging you
Hi begging you, I’m Nugget!
Ugh...
I will allow guns in any campaign if my players spend 3 in-game years inventing the mechanics of guns and discovering gun powder
I allow them in my campaign, albeit the damage is nerfed
I can't send the GIF of Wario holding up the Bobomb
Wait a minute .. the Paladin crit with a javelin attack? Was that a thrown attack or melee?
Thrown, I think
And they Divine Smite on that attack?
That is correct
I allow full damage, that backfire feels so sweet when it hits
That was not legal in 2014. It changed to be legal in 2024.
Why?
I don't think a gun is gonna solve your issues as Ranger lol
Can you divine smite on both your weapons
In the 2014 rules, Paladins could not Divine Smite on a thrown javelin attack.
No, right
It had to be a melee attack.
Divine Smites can't be done from a thrown attack in 2014? Either this is a house rule or not thought through. Either way, I will bring this up to the dm
Nope they could not.
In 2014 it specifies melee weapon attack
In 2024 its an attack with a melee weapon
You’d know, you’ve made a thrown weapon paladin right?
Yes
Dungeon masters, am I right
2014 or 2024?
I actually put divine smite on the air, gauranteed hit
Wait wdym both weapons?
Like two warhammers
Like, you can use it on any weapon you can hold and is a melee weapon
2024
Ah, no
Well, wait
Do you mean in one turn?
Or like, you can use it in any of them? Cuz as long as you can hold it and it’s a melee weapon, you can smite with it
Yea like can I divine smite on both of them on the same turn so they both do the extra dmg
Nope, you don’t have two bonus actions
Forge domain cleric getting immunity to fire is quite cool
I like forge domain
So, I brought it up to the DM and will update you with a response
And sorry about how I acted today. It's a double whammy of a lot of problems irl and seeing your one "me time" a week get unfathomably twisted by nigh impossible odds
Tbh I kinda want to play a monk or a ranger
Can't wait to play my nightwatcher sentinel fighter
Im about to have the battle field locked down
MONK
Rangers are an enigma to me, I have never played with one
Dming again kinda sounds like fun bc then the rules would actually make since
I played with one before but they only used spells
Forgot to reply
- I need all the help I can get at this rate
- Worst comes to worst, I'll make another deal with the figurative devil
Closest thing to a ranger I have ever played with has been a rogue scout that used crossbows from far distances
Wood elf too
Closest thing to a ranger I played was a wizard that had telekinesis and I used an arrow to be yondu from guardians of the galaxy
hello
Ranger slander, getting reduced to just a person who uses arrows from far away
What do rangers even do outside of sniping?
Like what's their unique thing?
Shooting bows is pretty much it
So fighers but long range?
They also get good spells
So fighter druid hyrbid?
Kinda
Im slandering ranger too much...
Fighter-druid-rogue
Paladin might as well be a fighter/cleric combo too
As a paladin main, yep
"I want to help my party, but I don't want to be sitting in the back line"
My dm hated the fact that paladins can heal
Bro nerfed it from +5 a level to a d4 a level
If my DM is going to nerf my entire class, he better offer me a class switch chance beforehand
Tbh he was just nerfing me in particular
Did you leave the campaign?
All my things that did d8 were lowered to d6
I’m not showing up again probally
hell yeah!
Are good dms hard to find or do I just have bad luck
Most of the good DM's are already DMing for close friends or people that want to play with them again
So yes, good DM's are quite hard to find
How fun
I haven't had any issues there. It just takes time to find a table with seats available.
I have been through 36 tables
I waited a month to get into this party
37 counting the one I just left today
Just a bit of everything, it has a fair amount of concentration spells that are related to buffing or aoe control for the most part, could transition into being a skill monkey
Like a more flexible Fighter in that regard
Legit once I got in and the dm said everything I had was fine I was so excited until the bad parts didn’t stop happening
No wonder why I never see anyone play them
It's like a druid/fighter/cleric hybrid