#Red Bull

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fossil jacinth
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Guy defo got wings with that money

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heavy hare
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Wtf

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What did the lawyers even argue

fossil jacinth
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They couldnt have

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their slogan was

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It gives you wings

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they made a statement

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he came in court

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drank a redbull

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got no wings

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won

heavy hare
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So Redbull never had a disclaimer saying it doesn't actually give you wings you dumb fucks

fossil jacinth
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Nope

heavy hare
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Sad

fossil jacinth
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lucky bastard

heavy hare
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Fr

fossil jacinth
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theyr lawyers were caught lacking

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heavy hare
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Tho what Tani said makes sense

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Imagine the court room be like:

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"prosecutor: what is your charge?"
"Your honor, we are suing Red Bull because he didn't get any wings"
"Defendant?"
"Your honor, we didn't mean that literally, what was he expecting after drinking red bull? 'MuRiCaN BaLd eAgLe WiNgS tO pOp uP?"

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# heavy hare Sad

The question we should be asking is, do they have that disclaimer now?

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heavy hare
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Otherwise they'd be buried under more lawsuits

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so technically, i can drink redbull for like a few months

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sue them again

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and now get more cash

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and become a millionare

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Nice

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Ayyy uhhh, @heavy hare lets keep this strategy between us k?

heavy hare
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As long as you split the money with me 😂

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actually 60:40

heavy hare
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As long as you pay for the lawyer

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cuz i came eup with that shit

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kek

heavy hare
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LMAO

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REDBULL HERE WE COME

heavy hare
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40% of 13 mill is great tho

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Who said we're getting 13 mil?

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30 mil

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thats better

heavy hare
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Yes

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40% of 30mill is even better

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so 12 mil is 40%

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12 mil to this server

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Maybe

heavy hare
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Bruh ZNotes could live forever

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@cyan juniper U want 12 mil bucks for Znotes?

heavy hare
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😂😂

cyan juniper
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cyan juniper
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ohh i see

heavy hare
cyan juniper
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ahhh

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see i was missing the background

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fantastic

heavy hare
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Lmao

stark pilot
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Red Bull never gives you wings

earnest moth
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I have been betrayedd

stark pilot
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in your dreams

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lmao

stark pilot
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10 usd per customer who whines about a slogan...

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Still gonna take it

burnt folio
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This is genius

stark pilot
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i can't imagine max verstappen complaining about red bull not giving him wings

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flies past Hamilton

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