#Red Bull
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Guy defo got wings with that money
They couldnt have
their slogan was
It gives you wings
they made a statement
he came in court
drank a redbull
got no wings
won
So Redbull never had a disclaimer saying it doesn't actually give you wings you dumb fucks
Nope
Sad
lucky bastard
Fr
theyr lawyers were caught lacking
My question precisely
Imagine the court room be like:
"prosecutor: what is your charge?"
"Your honor, we are suing Red Bull because he didn't get any wings"
"Defendant?"
"Your honor, we didn't mean that literally, what was he expecting after drinking red bull? 'MuRiCaN BaLd eAgLe WiNgS tO pOp uP?"
The question we should be asking is, do they have that disclaimer now?
LMFAO
Yep they should
Otherwise they'd be buried under more lawsuits
As far as google says, there isnt one yeT
so technically, i can drink redbull for like a few months
sue them again
and now get more cash
and become a millionare
Nice
Ayyy uhhh, @heavy hare lets keep this strategy between us k?
Sure
As long as you split the money with me ๐
As long as you pay for the lawyer
cuz i came eup with that shit
LMAO
REDBULL HERE WE COME
40% of 13 mill is great tho
Bruh ZNotes could live forever
Z cant
@cyan juniper U want 12 mil bucks for Znotes?
๐๐
who's offering?
Me, at least, i hope
ohh i see
Yes he's gonna sue Redbull and use the settlement money to donate to ZNotes ๐๐
Lmao
Red Bull never gives you wings
I have been betrayedd
10 usd per customer who whines about a slogan...
Money is money i guess
Still gonna take it
This is genius
i can't imagine max verstappen complaining about red bull not giving him wings
Imagine him getting wings...
flies past Hamilton
Cant wait for it hamilton winning for too long
Hamilton now like in trash car this year
Oh so the record wont be broken ๐ฅฒ

