Math

[lone briar]

Yeah i cited a youtube link

because all the rest was too complicated to understand

[eternal thicket]

Wtf

[minor bay]

I wasted 6 minutes on this

this is why I hate logic maths

[lone briar]

lmfao

"Math" more like "Meth"

[waxen dragon]

1 + 1 = 5

cope

[minor bay]

still 0 bitches

[waxen dragon]

wait a sec... remember that one video where a kid claimed that 1 + 1 = 11?

or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh3Yz3PiXZw

[lone briar]

lmfao what

[minor bay]

oh my god, I hated this movie so much

[tawdry kite]

same ifkr

[waxen dragon]

this film concept's very weird tbf.

the original article where this long proof was published is called "Principia Mathematica".

[waxen dragon]

were there any other proofs like that?

[minor bay]

his proof is that he made it the fuck up

[lost spear]

Isn't that Newton..

[minor bay]

That ones called Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica

I was also very confused

Why Newton proving 1+1 = 2 when he should be doing calc

[lost spear]

Tbf Newton whack man

He would do

[minor bay]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton's_occult_studies
Bruh

[eternal thicket]

😂

[minor bay]

This guy gets weirder everytime i hear about him

[waxen dragon]

damn...

your boy's looking into the supernatural.

[lost spear]

He studied the biblical interpretation of the apocalypse

He would do 1+1=2 in 360 pages

[waxen dragon]

1+1=2 because we have 2 hands

change my mind

[minor bay]

what if 1 hand?

or 0

[waxen dragon]

damn

@lone briar what do you think is the definitive proof that 1+1=2?

[lone briar]

Nah i feel 1+1 = 3

proof:

Guy + Girl (Marriage) = Guy + Girl + Child
(1) + (1) (1) + (1) + (1)

[eternal thicket]

Ahahahahahahaha

[minor bay]

you forgot to consider these nuts

[eternal thicket]

Well twins and triplets exists too

[lone briar]

Then that proves this:

[lone briar]

This

if u have triplets

[eternal thicket]

Yes

[lone briar]

Lmfao

[minor bay]

guy + girl + 300 million sperm = guy + girl + 1 child + 299,999,999 sperms

[lone briar]

299,999,999 Dead sperm

but it can also be 599,999,999 sperms

Cuz who knows maybe the baby is the dude's best friend

lol

[lone briar]

In a SINGLE ml?

tf

we are destined to fail

we ejaculate like 5-10 mils of sperm

that around 3 bil

[minor bay]

this should be face of the day smh

[lone briar]

3 BILLION and only 1 wins

[minor bay]

how are there so many

[lone briar]

thats like the most epic race

[minor bay]

insane

[lone briar]

Also we just made this thread the longest one so far for a fact of the day

so congrats ig

[minor bay]

Lol

[minor bay]

1+1 = 2 -> Newton was an occult -> the great sperm race

[waxen dragon]

a science fact

[waxen dragon]

makes Formula 1 look like a kids' show

[lone briar]

Lmfao

[waxen dragon]

what would the other 2.99999 billion sperms do?

[waxen dragon]

the equation gets complicated once you have a widowed wife.

[minor bay]

yeah, kids still keep coming, smh