#GUYS I CAN PROVE THAT GRAVITATION IS A MYTH!!!!!

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livid starBOT
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according to logic, your fatass should attract them

white escarp
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this was way too real anon ๐Ÿ’”

smoky rune
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To be honest, you aren't applying newtonian laws of motion. Use the Newtons 3rd Law
If you slap someone as hard as you can, they slap you back with the same magnitude of force but in opposite direction. Let's apply this to your case. Had you been attractive, you'd have attracted people of the same level(magnitude) but in opposite direction(gender => girl). Meaning, the problem is not Newtonian mechanics, it's just that you are unattractive. Hence proved.

white escarp
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nuh uh

smoky rune
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yes

white escarp
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how do yk anon is a guy

pearl hull
white escarp
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uh

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am i anon?

pearl hull
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personally i wouldn't doubt it

smoky rune
pearl hull
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why does Huang have minions now

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wgga

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what

smoky rune
white escarp
white escarp
smoky rune
pearl hull
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we're all dumbasses

smoky rune
smoky rune
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That's why newton died a virgin

white escarp
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no he didnt

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๐Ÿ˜ผ

pearl hull
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or did he not

smoky rune
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no i did

smoky rune
white escarp
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๐Ÿ˜ผ

smoky rune
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what if you both did

pearl hull
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๐Ÿ˜ผ

pearl hull
white escarp
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no i did

pearl hull
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only one of us exists at a cerntian time

smoky rune
pearl hull
white escarp
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๐Ÿ˜ผ

white escarp
smoky rune
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in different dimensions

pearl hull
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then the first one would be the one who took it

smoky rune
pearl hull
white escarp
pearl hull
pearl hull
white escarp
white escarp
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smoky rune
pearl hull
icy gull
pearl hull
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gender was made by doctors to sell more Y chromosomes

icy gull
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sometimes we give a buy 1 get 1 free deal too

dense jasper