Case of Lil Gp and Grace

[lapis tartan]

@long girder @gaunt grail @lapis sand

idk who gps lawyer is

[long girder]

self-represented

[gaunt grail]

WHOS GRANT IT AL 😭

[shrewd echo]

Its huang no?

[lapis tartan]

quiet

bam

[pine prism]

help

[gaunt grail]

huang or @languid raven

[lapis tartan]

get out you’re a spectator

[shrewd echo]

You quiet temu judge

[lapis tartan]

hey im trying my best

[pine prism]

isnt this a study server

[long girder]

no one speaks when the judge is speaking, please

[shrewd echo]

😭

[gaunt grail]

bro i-

[lapis tartan]

alright order in the court

[gaunt grail]

need a lay\wyer

[proud urchin]

what the fuck is going on

GP do you need a lawyer

[lapis tartan]

ORDER IN THE COURT

[pine prism]

gp you could just sign the papers but no

[long girder]

hawkbhai

[shrewd echo]

IM TRYING OKAYY?

[proud urchin]

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[long girder]

if you represent gp

[pine prism]

you have to complicate this

[long girder]

i will leak the lore

[glacial crest]

gp cheated on someones lawyer

[proud urchin]

which one

[proud urchin]

lmfao

[gaunt grail]

your honor i beg a few days to arrange a lawyer

[long girder]

you know which one

[lapis tartan]

if you are unable to find a lawyer the court will provide you one

[proud urchin]

to rearrage the lawyers guts?

[pine prism]

no she cheated on me with multiple people including my lawyer

[proud urchin]

pls it'll be funny

[gaunt grail]

no i need a few hours to sleep

[foggy oxide]

my name is tralalero tralala and i am in the lore

[shrewd echo]

BUT
there no solid proof she did this
Just an obviously photoshopped ss

[proud urchin]

honestly js ban gp atp

[glacial crest]

+1

[proud urchin]

🗣️

[pine prism]

bam are you high

[lapis tartan]

we unfortunately cannot post pone this court session

[pine prism]

yes i agree hawkbhai

[shrewd echo]

No.....

[lapis tartan]

@shrewd echo you will be gps lawyer

[gaunt grail]

wow hawk

[proud urchin]

????????!!!!!!!!!!

[proud urchin]

i stand with you

[long girder]

the judge has spoken

[gaunt grail]

please gang

[proud urchin]

be polgamous asf gng

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shrewd echo]

Yay
I watche judge judy so i got this

[long girder]

lawyers have been appointed

[lapis tartan]

no im bored

ok

who’s the plaintiff

[gaunt grail]

and im gonna throw up

[long girder]

That would be my client, stateofgrace, your honor.

[pine prism]

did you get pregnant from one of your affairs

[gaunt grail]

bro i-

[pine prism]

yes?

[lapis tartan]

ok and i see your client wants a divorce what would the reason for this be

[gaunt grail]

need sleep

pelase

[shrewd echo]

Your honour
My client is currently not fit to be in court today
May I request a slight postponing of this meeting?

[kind silo]

Oh what

[long girder]

Repeated offenses of adulterous conduct and general unfaithfulness on the part of the defendent.

[lapis tartan]

uhm @long girder thoughts

[long girder]

Your honor, it is a simple matter.

[gaunt grail]

your honor ill send you cat pics

[pine prism]

no shut up dont bribe

[long girder]

My client wants a divorce, and it is clear from her conduct that the defendent is also unhappy in this relationship.

[lapis tartan]

ok please do NOT try to bribe a judge

[gaunt grail]

allow me to continue in a frw hours or tmr

[lapis tartan]

do you have proof

the plaintiff

[shrewd echo]

No
My client is unable to properly defend herself due to her current state
Its would not be fair

[pine prism]

her pfp is enough proof

[lapis tartan]

thats why you are defending her

[shrewd echo]

How so

[gaunt grail]

your honor

[long girder]

The defendent's profile picture, your honor.

[kind silo]

If I may the trial is not fit to go on if the client is not well

[gaunt grail]

if i may

[lapis tartan]

elaborate

[long girder]

I AM SPEAKING MS DEFENDANT

[shrewd echo]

Shush

[long girder]

PLEASE WAIT YOUR TURN

[pine prism]

shes matching with someone else

[proud urchin]

guys shut the fuck up let the lawyers speak ffs

[shrewd echo]

Oh?
And who si this person

[proud urchin]

am trying to enjoy this

[shrewd echo]

Are they present?

[lapis tartan]

ok but this isnt a real court session so we let bygones be bygones

[gaunt grail]

your honor my head hurts i need to go

[long girder]

The defendent is currently matching profile pictures with another person in this server, your honor. I will provide proof of this momentarily.

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[pine prism]

and her name on this server is literally jos's wife #1

[lapis tartan]

ok

[pine prism]

what more do i need to say

[long girder]

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[jolly bronze]

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[lapis tartan]

oh my

[long girder]

Let this be Exhibit A from the plaintiff's side, your honor.

[kind silo]

😭

[lapis tartan]

@shrewd echo anything your client wants to say about this?

[proud urchin]

ts is so hot

[shrewd echo]

But the username is obviously just a joke between two close friends

[gaunt grail]

YES

PLEASE

YOUR HONOR

[shrewd echo]

Shes pregnant.

[lapis tartan]

proof of pregnancy

[gaunt grail]

allow me to summon my witness

[lapis tartan]

okay

[gaunt grail]

@foggy oxide get yo ass here and show the ss

[long girder]

My client lacks the physical instruments required to make the defendant pregnant. This only furthers our case by being further proof of her infidelity.

[foggy oxide]

ok maam

[proud urchin]

oh yeah you're getting it tn

[long girder]

The plaintiff's side would like to argue that this screenshot is only further proof of a failing relationship.

[gaunt grail]

yes your honor

[foggy oxide]

worth it

[gaunt grail]

and

[long girder]

All the more reason to grant a divorce.

[proud urchin]

frrrrrr

[foggy oxide]

yes your honor

[lapis tartan]

ORDER IN THE COURT

[pine prism]

"physical instruments" IM WHEEZING HELP

[gaunt grail]

she has on multiple occasions ignored me and left me on seen to do other things

[lapis tartan]

What do both sides want, plaintiff first

[pine prism]

i have never left you on seen

[pine prism]

ever ever

[gaunt grail]

which resulted in me looking at other ways to fulfil them

[long girder]

We are looking for a divorce, your honor. On the grounds of repeated infidelity.

[kind silo]

dawg 😭

[lapis tartan]

ORDER IN THE COURT

please BE FUCKING QUIET

[shrewd echo]

Okay
Im kinda lost

[lapis tartan]

anyways

bam

[shrewd echo]

Sorry

[lapis tartan]

why does your client not want a divorce

[gaunt grail]

i love her your honor
and
i dont want to lose my amanuels

[kind silo]

How is the judge using inappropriate words in the court 😭

[gaunt grail]

wtv tf that is

[lapis tartan]

shouldve signed a prenup

[gaunt grail]

tf is that

your honor

[shrewd echo]

Because
She obviously still loves her partner
She wants nothing but the best for her
Its breaks her heart that her wife thinks so little of her

[lapis tartan]

what amanuels do you lose if you do divorce?

[gaunt grail]

what is amanuels your honor if i may ask

[shrewd echo]

Girl

[lapis tartan]

do i look like i know

[shrewd echo]

Idek

[gaunt grail]

@long girder what are amanuels?

[lapis tartan]

bro died

[long girder]

I would not know, your honor. This is a new factor entirely.

I do not see the relevance of these "amanuels" in the case, your honor.

[lapis tartan]

fair play

ok

[kind silo]

ur the judge bro lmao

[gaunt grail]

your honor i beg for a few days to figure out what amanuels are

[pine prism]

i love my wife as well but it breaks my heart everytime she does things like match pfps with others or rename herself things such as "jos's wife #1" or asks other people for their hand in marriage. harmless flirting is fine my honor, but these things truly break my heart everytime it happens.

[lapis tartan]

so what would ur client want from the divorce geags?

[shrewd echo]

Your honour
My client being the rich bitch she is
Has a large set of properties and investments all atound the world
Divorce would mean she has to sign over alteast half of her hardwork
To her wife

[lapis tartan]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO USED THE WORD FIRST

[gaunt grail]

but you ignore me

you

[shrewd echo]

I am not accusing grace of lying but

[long girder]

Your honor, I request a moment to converse with my client.

[pine prism]

i do not want any of the property. i want freedom from this marriage.

[gaunt grail]

leace me alone

[kind silo]

I think its jus a synonym for attorney at law

[lapis tartan]

ok

[shrewd echo]

This divorce would obviously benefit her

[gaunt grail]

i get so lonely

[kind silo]

I NEVER SAID THAT

[gaunt grail]

so sad

[long girder]

yo @pine prism is we good if we dont get any money out of this divorce

[lapis tartan]

nvm i got confused i thought u were gp mb

[shrewd echo]

Girl shut up
And man up

[pine prism]

yes its all good dw i just want freedom

[gaunt grail]

i feel like a second choice your honor

[lapis tartan]

ok

so bam

[pine prism]

as long as i dont have to give any money either

[gaunt grail]

the next best thing

[shrewd echo]

See??

[gaunt grail]

but from the bottom

[lapis tartan]

whats ur clients response

[shrewd echo]

She doesnt FEEL loved

[lapis tartan]

ok ykw

[long girder]

Your honor, if I may?

[shrewd echo]

To what

[lapis tartan]

im going to announce my verdict

[pine prism]

i have never ignored you love. and if i have then i sincerely apologize as it was not my intent to do so.

[gaunt grail]

your honor i demand 13 million dollars for all the time and effort i wasted in this relationship

[shrewd echo]

Your honour
Might I suggest
Couples thera

[pine prism]

you didnt put in any effort is the point here.

[shrewd echo]

Therapy

[lapis tartan]

the couple’s gp and grace are sentenced for 15 weeks of couples counselling if all goes well we let bygones be bygones if not we will continue this case later one

end of court session

[long girder]

your honor

[lapis tartan]

goto bed

[long girder]

would you

suggest a

court-appointed

[shrewd echo]

Lovely

[long girder]

counselor

[gaunt grail]

see your honor
she says shit like this and makes me feel bad
how can i truely be mad at her?

[lapis tartan]

uhm

jos

🔥

[shrewd echo]

Jos is perfect

[long girder]

your honor

[lapis tartan]

wiat no

[long girder]

that is someone

[lapis tartan]

righr

[long girder]

the defendant is cheating on my client with

[shrewd echo]

My clinet agrees

[lapis tartan]

righr

[long girder]

your honor, i would volunteer as tribute

[lapis tartan]

i deny

[shrewd echo]

Oh rlly?

[long girder]

as a licensed marriage counselor

[pine prism]

i did nothing wrong for you to be mad at me which is why i feel neglected and unloved in this marriage

[shrewd echo]

OBJECTION

[lapis tartan]

denied

[gaunt grail]

your honor i object

[foggy oxide]

your honor

[pine prism]

i would not be comfortable with having jos as our marriage counselor

[shrewd echo]

Might I suggest someone?

[gaunt grail]

the client and lawyer have intimate relationship

[pine prism]

bro says YOU

[long girder]

your honor the Powers That Be in ZNotes have granted only two marriage counseling licenses, and those are to myself and coserai

[foggy oxide]

geagle has been known to attempt to interfere in the relationships of others

[gaunt grail]

and i don not wish to be in an orgy every therapy session

[lapis tartan]

thats still one person

[foggy oxide]

i suggest he should stay out of it

[shrewd echo]

Gitl

[shrewd echo]

So fake

[lapis tartan]

ok buddy

[shrewd echo]

Looks at the color of her username

[lapis tartan]

anyways

[pine prism]

bam stop being stupid

[gaunt grail]

but you always keep me as a second choice.

[shrewd echo]

We agree to cpuples therapy

[long girder]

I object to the verdict.

[shrewd echo]

No can do 😃

[lapis tartan]

bro i cannot appoint a specific counsellor yall are screwing eachother

[lapis tartan]

too much

[gaunt grail]

YOURE HONOR SHE IS ATTACKING MY LAWYER

[shrewd echo]

I believe it would be unwise to reject such an offer

[long girder]

your honor let it be known to the court that my client is willing to go through with this divorce at no fiscal cost to the defendant

[lapis tartan]

ORDER IN THE COURT

[pine prism]

second choice to whom love

[long girder]

thereby invalidating the only argument which the defense had made

[gaunt grail]

dont make me say it.
you wanted to slip your hands dude

[lapis tartan]

hawk you are appointed as a marriage counsellor do you solemnly swear to try your best

[proud urchin]

yes your honour

[lapis tartan]

say the words

[proud urchin]

I swear to do only my best no more no less

[shrewd echo]

You honour
May be have a brief break

[gaunt grail]

i demand 13 million dollars for the time and effort i spent int hid relationship

[shrewd echo]

To discuss matters

[pine prism]

that was harmless flirting which i previously stated is not a problem

[proud urchin]

let's calm down greenu

[proud urchin]

no flirting is harmless grace!!!!!!

[gaunt grail]

so was mine

[long girder]

objection, this is not a charge which has been brought in front of the court before.

[proud urchin]

you didn't js flirt greenu!!!!!!

[pine prism]

bro sybau no one asked

[gaunt grail]

as harmless as yours

[lapis tartan]

ORDER IN THE DAMN COURT

[pine prism]

bro i didnt match pfps with others

[proud urchin]

am literally the counselor 😭

[pine prism]

or change my name

[pine prism]

this comes after the court

[gaunt grail]

dun dun dun
we shall now continue in the next ep

[lapis tartan]

anyways

[gaunt grail]

goobai

[proud urchin]

:(

[pine prism]

.

[gaunt grail]

you saiad it was hot that shit beat her meat

[proud urchin]

@lapis tartan your honour, i belive the court is due for a break

[long girder]

your honor let it be known that the plaintiff's lawyer is ready to pay any renumeration demanded by the defendent

[pine prism]

you got married to other people.

[shrewd echo]

I agree

[pine prism]

ayo what

[shrewd echo]

Can you pay for the damage made to her heart?

[long girder]

okay, we can arrange for that as well.

[proud urchin]

[lapis tartan]

the court announces that the couples gp and grace to attend 15 weeks (15mins) of marriage counselling by the court appointed counsellor Mr.Hawk, if all fails the court will proceed for divorce and hawk will be executed, if all goes well we’ll let the bygones be bygones

[pine prism]

she caused more damage to my heart

[shrewd echo]

@gaunt grail do you agree?

[gaunt grail]

how do you plan on doing that?

[long girder]

we respect the court's decision, your honor.

[proud urchin]

hold up

😭

[pine prism]

breakup sex

[long girder]

^

[lapis tartan]

there will be no holding up

[gaunt grail]

your honor please let this be on another day

[shrewd echo]

We agree

[lapis tartan]

alright

[gaunt grail]

i will lit throw up

[long girder]

your honor i request that we

[lapis tartan]

the court session has come to an end

[long girder]

have a stay in the court

[lapis tartan]

please get the fuck out

[shrewd echo]

Thanks

[lilac solstice]

Gave +1 rep to xkirbs!

[long girder]

okay good

[proud urchin]

can we set up a date for the therapy session

[long girder]

kabutarji

[proud urchin]

!!!!!

[long girder]

go drink some water

and get some sleep

😭

[pine prism]

yes

[lapis tartan]

thats ur job

[gaunt grail]

GEAGLE I WILL PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOUR FUTURE GENRATIONS WILL FEEL IT

[proud urchin]

@pine prism @gaunt grail can we do it tmr!!!!!!!!

[pine prism]

i might want a divorce but i still care about you gp :)

[long girder]

if it makes you feel better, sure

[pine prism]

get some rest fr

[gaunt grail]

AND DYK HOW MAD I AM TO NOT GET ANY TYPOS

[pine prism]

sighs

sure

[proud urchin]

ty gng

[shrewd echo]

Dont threaten him
Oy van be used against you

[proud urchin]

i need to study 😔

[gaunt grail]

court is adjourned for today

[pine prism]

yes

[lapis tartan]

can yall like move

[long girder]

i feel personally attacked 😔💔

[lapis tartan]

i have another case to deal with

[gaunt grail]

with?

[long girder]

ATTACKED

NOT ATTACHE

[gaunt grail]

L

[scenic bolt]

Wtf guys

[long girder]

pensive

[gaunt grail]

gn chat love yall

[lapis tartan]

gn gp

[long girder]

gn kabutar

get some sleep fr

[gaunt grail]

ty for making my day and all that

[lapis tartan]

anyways move out its time for the next court session

[shrewd echo]

Gnn

[scenic bolt]

Gn gp

[long girder]

okay im lowkey gonna

[pine prism]

good night gp

love you

[long girder]

close the thread

[gaunt grail]

no

we need it for the therapy

[lapis tartan]

but open it for the next time

[lapis tartan]

right

[long girder]

okay

[gaunt grail]

and the next court session

[honest sluice]

WHOO

[shrewd echo]

Yeah

[gaunt grail]

and then the makeup sex

[honest sluice]

feels good to be

out of that

suit

okay chat

[pine prism]

yes okay

[honest sluice]

gonna lock the courtroom doors

[gaunt grail]

and then the children

[shrewd echo]

Imagine wearing a suit to court

[gaunt grail]

yeah gn

sd

grace smd

[pine prism]

smd?

[honest sluice]

suce ma bite

[gaunt grail]

i-

[pine prism]

what

?

[gaunt grail]

nvm

nothing

[pine prism]

love you gang

good night

[lapis tartan]

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[gaunt grail]

lyt dawg

[fickle island]

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