Anon confessions downfall.

[feral mirage]

😔 💔 real

[supple ingot]

yes i agree

shit x stressed confessions r shit

low quality

[feral mirage]

ong bro ong

can i js

say the same for

[lavish valve]

beautifully worded confession

[feral mirage]

all the

geagle

confessions

🙏

i dont mind people trolling but

[supple ingot]

at least u got a paragraph

we got 1 line

[feral mirage]

please stop shipping me with people (unless they are men)

[supple ingot]

real

[lavish valve]

yes real its so weird

[feral mirage]

yes

[lavish valve]

shit x stressed is GROSS

[feral mirage]

yes

[lavish valve]

shes a man

and im a lady

i feel disgusted

[feral mirage]

pensive

[supple ingot]

im a man?

[feral mirage]

real

congrats

[supple ingot]

wow

[feral mirage]

you have been moved to the

position of man

welcome to the

club

[supple ingot]

finally have rights

[feral mirage]

i will be dropping off your

package of

axe body spray and

foreskin-trimmers

soon

[lavish valve]

in the clerb we all gay

[supple ingot]

thx i feel so included

[feral mirage]

npnp

[lavish valve]

shes muslim its already done

[feral mirage]

oh word?

no i meant for your

[supple ingot]

dont expose me

[feral mirage]

weekly foreskin shavings

yk?

[supple ingot]

i dont think we get that

[feral mirage]

gotta keep that shit fresh ash 🙏

[feral mirage]

all men do bro

all men do

it's like

part of the life experience

[lavish valve]

its like our daily skin sheddings

[feral mirage]

yeah!!

[supple ingot]

thats monthly tho

[feral mirage]

when we turn 12

someone that's older than us

[drifting iron]

true

[feral mirage]

sits us down

gives us some trimmers and

[lavish valve]

this is why u were never a girl bro

[supple ingot]

doesnt it hurt

[feral mirage]

talks us through the process

[lavish valve]

u know nothing

[feral mirage]

personal hygiene

[feral mirage]

nah

it's like

cutting your

nails

[supple ingot]

wild

[feral mirage]

or your

hair

same way

[supple ingot]

the more u know

[lavish valve]

shit doesnt cut either

[supple ingot]

im acc cutting my bangs tomorrow

and i cut my nails a month ago

SO

[feral mirage]

word??

gang should i become a

man with bangs

[lavish valve]

cut mine too

i want curtain bangs

[feral mirage]

🗣️

[lavish valve]

you'd look great

[supple ingot]

no hijabi

[supple ingot]

get a low taper fade

[lavish valve]

hijabis are allowed to have hair

[drifting iron]

you can pull off anything geagle

[feral mirage]

sob

[supple ingot]

isnt it more convenient to be bald

cus then itll slip less

[feral mirage]

only thing im pulling is my foot out of my ass

[feral mirage]

that is CRAZY

[elfin berry]

haha shir

[elfin berry]

well

[drifting iron]

lemme lick it then

[lavish valve]

bruh do u know nothing about friction

[supple ingot]

not rly

[drifting iron]

no

[supple ingot]

9th grade physics sir never tuahgt it

[lavish valve]

no its not

[drifting iron]

small hair causes more friction and your hijab would get stuck

[lavish valve]

ok real

[lavish valve]

as a hijabi, i agree

i luv my hijab

[supple ingot]

if i was a man i wuld have a buzz cut

[lavish valve]

hijab on top

[lavish valve]

wym u are a man

get a buzz

[supple ingot]

oh right

[drifting iron]

your shit

[lavish valve]

i can see u pulling it off

[supple ingot]

im getting a buzz cut

[drifting iron]

how can you grow hair

[supple ingot]

idk acc

[feral mirage]

ive told my friends they can give me a buzz if i get into one of stanford, harvard, berkeley, and MIT

[supple ingot]

maybe im not literally shit

[feral mirage]

so basically

they wont be

[supple ingot]

maybe im spiritually shit

[feral mirage]

doing it

🔥

[lavish valve]

i believe in u geagle

[drifting iron]

they will be

or have already

[supple ingot]

this is going in my maghrib prayer

j wait geagle

[feral mirage]

😭

[drifting iron]

roza kholne se pehle

[supple ingot]

we'll have matching buzzes

[feral mirage]

i dont even mind getting buzzed if it means

getting into one of those four

[supple ingot]

fr

[lavish valve]

if the real MIT doesnt take u mumbai institute of technology will

[feral mirage]

havent applied

ez

MIT Pune Vishwashanti Gurukul

will take me

trust

[lavish valve]

they'd probably welcome u with a garland

and name buildings after u

without ur dad funding

[feral mirage]

😭

trust

bro i

left half my

application blank for a

uni with a

5% acceptance rate

and somehow didnt get rejected

got waitlisted

[supple ingot]

goat

[feral mirage]

LMFAO

[lavish valve]

bruh idek how anyone can reject u

ur like

top candidate

best hair best indian accent best mogger

[drifting iron]

they're trying to prepare for your arrival

[feral mirage]

no that

[drifting iron]

geagle invented rizz

[feral mirage]

uni is shit

[lavish valve]

yes

[feral mirage]

i dont wanna

go there

[lavish valve]

calling a 5% acceptance rate uni shit is what i aspire to be

[supple ingot]

geagle invented aura and had sm he donated to every1 and still had the most aura left

[lavish valve]

which one is it

[supple ingot]

yale

[drifting iron]

infinite aura fr

[lavish valve]

ur fav

i hate yale

[feral mirage]

northeastern LMFAO

their acceptance rate is hella inflated cuz

[supple ingot]

i want a rich bf

[feral mirage]

they give everyone fee waivers

they gave me 3

on 3 diff

email IDs

😭

[lavish valve]

our school is so obsessed with northwestern

[feral mirage]

northwester is slightly better

than northeastern

iirc

[supple ingot]

i like northwestern its purple

[feral mirage]

so is northeastern

[lavish valve]

real

[drifting iron]

idt those exist

[feral mirage]

acc no idk

[lavish valve]

only reason i like nyu asw

[feral mirage]

UW Seattle is

[lavish valve]

geagle if u got into every ivy where would u go

[feral mirage]

every ivy?

no other unis right

then id go to harvard just for the name value

[lavish valve]

is that even worth it though

[supple ingot]

i dont like harvards logo

[drifting iron]

harvard would beg you for your name value

[lavish valve]

real

[feral mirage]

a nice beautiful purple

[supple ingot]

beautiful

[drifting iron]

geagle your pfp is gving me a weird feeling

it seems familiar

[supple ingot]

thanks for releasing ur full legal name

[feral mirage]

depends on what program i end up doing

[feral mirage]

it's on the zn website

i couldnt care less

[sacred siren]

word anon word

[feral mirage]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lavish valve]

the upper middle class in me is happier about the purple and gold scholarship than the acceptance

[feral mirage]

dawg

[drifting iron]

yaess

[feral mirage]

what am i

supposed to do with a

5k usd scholarship

[lavish valve]

look at shit back at being an obsessive stalker

[feral mirage]

when their

[sacred siren]

thats what i asked you and u said

[feral mirage]

oos cost of attendance is

[sacred siren]

new laptop

[feral mirage]

60k USD

[supple ingot]

as some1 whos been doxxed twice

[lavish valve]

crazy how they didnt offer u a full ride though

[feral mirage]

id take the USC scholarship (guaranteed 20k per year 🗣️)

[feral mirage]

no full rides for out-of-state students

[lavish valve]

thats so crazy

state unis offer out of state full waiver though

[feral mirage]

yes

they do

[supple ingot]

u pick it up

my wifi

is so shit

ok nvm

[feral mirage]

im js vibing

i was interviewed for

a full ride at USC

idt ill get it but

the interview was cool

[supple ingot]

have u guys seen that movie

[feral mirage]

i love the USC colors

[lavish valve]

what'd they ask

i like usc

[supple ingot]

usc got a nice logo

[lavish valve]

i also like uchicago

[feral mirage]

so for the scholarship interview they asked me SUPER specific stuff about

me and my profile

[supple ingot]

unlike harvard 🤬

[feral mirage]

like id written about edtech so they

asked me about

ethics around AI in education

and my experience with some of my projects

etc

[lavish valve]

what was ur commonapp essay about geagle

[feral mirage]

i love USC. im a double legacy there

[supple ingot]

damn

[lavish valve]

i wish i was u so bad

[feral mirage]

how i

love

many diff

things

no joke

that's what it's

about

[drifting iron]

geagle and @bright moat are the same

[lavish valve]

peak

[supple ingot]

have u guys read that essay on costco

[drifting iron]

both are him

[feral mirage]

real

no wait what i mean is

holup lemme js

quote the final line of my essay

Every day, I fall in love with the constant frustration of not knowing enough and all the unpredictable journeys it could take me on. My reward is not mastery, but finding the next thing to attempt to master.

that's basically what my essay is about

[sacred siren]

all of us do dw

[supple ingot]

W

he who thinks has nth to think

[lavish valve]

cooked

[feral mirage]

gang im ngl

i have some lines

in some of my essays

that i love SO much

from writing about how i can wiggle my ears on command to

[lavish valve]

how long did it take u to write it

[drifting iron]

geagle im paraphrasing you in my clg essay

[prime ferry]

FIRE

FIREEE

[lavish valve]

my clg IS going to be about geagle

how he changed my life

[drifting iron]

same

[feral mirage]

my love for kendrick lamar's music

[lavish valve]

how i started wiggling my ears cuz of him

[supple ingot]

massive W

[prime ferry]

LMAOOOO

[drifting iron]

geagle turned me gay

[prime ferry]

ohj

[lavish valve]

geagle turned me straight

[supple ingot]

geagle inspired me to drop out

[drifting iron]

and helped me get into clg

[feral mirage]

LMFAOOOO

NO

PLEASE

DONT DROP OUT

[drifting iron]

wait wut

[drifting iron]

W

[supple ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-fernando-alonso-formula1-f1-aston-martin-gif-27599415

[prime ferry]

geagle inspired me to not go to college 😝

[lavish valve]

shes shit west the clg dropout

[supple ingot]

this is my future

[feral mirage]

i acc

did this

[supple ingot]

YES

[feral mirage]

to a dude once

talked him out of going to college

[drifting iron]

lore drop

[prime ferry]

WHAT??? STORYTIME

[feral mirage]

yeah i was bored

[lavish valve]

do it to me too

[prime ferry]

????????????/

[feral mirage]

wanted to see how far i could go

[lavish valve]

i want to be a housewife

[lavish valve]

real

[drifting iron]

to geagle?

[prime ferry]

ME TOO GANG ME TOO

[supple ingot]

i want to be an f1 driver

[feral mirage]

we got pretty far until i had to backtrack and go

"gang im kidding"

and he was like

"oh"

[lavish valve]

to a rich gorgeous man

[drifting iron]

drive me to the store plz

[feral mirage]

and then we talked about college for a bit

😭

[drifting iron]

so like half of geagle

[supple ingot]

hop on ive got a RB20

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-drifting-max-rb20-red-bull-racing-f1-gif-17131795642567758026

[lavish valve]

ull have to wake up at 6am to carpool with shit

[prime ferry]

dude i want to get married to nice man with reiches and im set

[drifting iron]

gng i alr wak up at 5

[feral mirage]

i want to write again, chat

[prime ferry]

no prenup

pls

[feral mirage]

i want to write another book

[supple ingot]

then write another book

[lavish valve]

real

[prime ferry]

DUDE IM ALL FOR IT

[drifting iron]

youve written one havent you

[feral mirage]

yes

i have but

[lavish valve]

i wish i wrote the first one

[drifting iron]

thats where your pfp is from

[feral mirage]

it's been a few years

yes

it is

😭

that is not

important information chat

[prime ferry]

dude ur inspiring me to write a book nmo9w

holy

[drifting iron]

it is

[prime ferry]

im gonna start rn

[feral mirage]

i want to write one

[supple ingot]

bro some kid in our class is writing a wattpad and calling it a book

[feral mirage]

i even have a

concept

in my head

[drifting iron]

yea same thing

[prime ferry]

ME TOO

[feral mirage]

but im thinking maybe i should

[drifting iron]

if its a good book

[lavish valve]

do u think its chatgpted

[feral mirage]

not write fantasy

and write some

[prime ferry]

i have a concept too

[supple ingot]

its a fanfic

[feral mirage]

realistic fiction

instead

[lavish valve]

i checked ai detector it said 60 percent ai

[prime ferry]

REAL ME TOO

AJHHJSHDAKJ

[supple ingot]

i never opened it cus i didnt wanna give it views

[feral mirage]

i LOVE writing fantasy

it's where im most comfortable

[prime ferry]

me too gng

its like

ive written a drafted book

and it was bout like

[supple ingot]

can i be a character in the books guys

[prime ferry]

the fall of a civilisation that never existed

AHHH'

[supple ingot]

one time side character

[prime ferry]

of course

[lavish valve]

ur the background character

[supple ingot]

yay

[lavish valve]

''person walking through market no.3940''

[supple ingot]

im the alpha

[lavish valve]

ew

i hate kids born in 2011

[prime ferry]

think im gonna write about a guy imagining his life bc hes bedridden

[supple ingot]

??

[supple ingot]

i had a friend

[prime ferry]

gen alpha

[supple ingot]

who wrote a poem on that

[prime ferry]

oh no

OH

OKAY

[lavish valve]

who

[supple ingot]

2009 😔

[lavish valve]

u dont have friends

[prime ferry]

me too

[supple ingot]

the 1 that ghosted me

[drifting iron]

youll get killed off

[prime ferry]

rnt ur boards over??

[supple ingot]

i dont mind

[lavish valve]

[prime ferry]

shit upgrade to as

[supple ingot]

im not

[drifting iron]

which 1

[supple ingot]

mine r in m/j

[lavish valve]

real

[supple ingot]

how wuld yk

[prime ferry]

oh

[drifting iron]

uh

stressed gave me the info

[supple ingot]

.

[drifting iron]

real indeed

[lavish valve]

excuse me

[supple ingot]

😿

[drifting iron]

i swear i didnt even ask for that

[supple ingot]

how culd u

stressed

blasting my personal life

[lavish valve]

let me doxx u for a 3rd time now

guys

shit lives in

amritsar

she goes to amritsar public school

[supple ingot]

guys i live in DHA phase 5 lahore

[lavish valve]

she sings band e matram every day in school assembly

[drifting iron]

*vand e matram

[lavish valve]

no

thats not what i wrote in my A star pakstudies exam

[supple ingot]

yes same

its band e matram

according to muhammad ajmal

[drifting iron]

interesting

[supple ingot]

chaudry

[drifting iron]

need more shit on shit

iftar time fr chat

[lavish valve]

theres still 20 30 mins

[supple ingot]

why

[lavish valve]

fate where do u live

[drifting iron]

no

[lavish valve]

shit is a terrible person

[drifting iron]

good question

[supple ingot]

im so sweet

india

[drifting iron]

smelly too

[supple ingot]

i think

its prob iftar for them

[lavish valve]

iftar time here is like 6 20

[supple ingot]

😐

[supple ingot]

6 18

[lavish valve]

india is behind us

[drifting iron]

alr peace out chat

[supple ingot]

no

india is +30 mins

ahead

[lavish valve]

oh

[supple ingot]

IST is GM+5.5

[lavish valve]

i thought they were 30 mins behind

ok shit shut up

go make strawberry yoghurt

[supple ingot]

im making that for sehri

[prime ferry]

guys can u tell me a word for letting out

??????????????

[supple ingot]

coming out

[prime ferry]

????????????

[supple ingot]

of the closet

[prime ferry]

nah

[supple ingot]

wait whats the context

[prime ferry]

u core

[prime ferry]

uh like a cough

???

[supple ingot]

coughing a cough

[prime ferry]

damn i never kew

[elfin berry]

geagle get guts' haircut

[elfin berry]

gaybo

[fleet wave]

Harro

[sly plume]

Oh my god

I remember

The potato series...

OH MY FAUS BRUJ WRITING THAY WAS FUN

[rugged hedge]

Thank you!