aita

[fickle hornet]

this is not reddit

get out

[sturdy bridge]

lol

[hot ember]

LMAOO

ANOTHER ONE OF THESE

THANK GOD

6'5 with big biceps

thanks we needed to know that

THIS IS WILD 8 MARKS CUT?!

she seems like a pdf!! nta

[finite loom]

8 marks cut?

jesus

call in the principal, i guess?

or the ministry of education

and her motives for these flirting are terrifying

[fickle hornet]

this isn’t real

this did not happen

anon is js bored

[scarlet sorrel]

this is just another reddit story bro

[scarlet sorrel]

ong

[dull orbit]

aint no 6'5 muscular dude on dc bro

if ur 6'5 at 15 the earth might aswell be flat

6'5 muscular and mommy still doesnt let eat icecream LMAO

[sturdy bridge]

😭 🙏 so real

[karmic sinew]

this isn't reddit

my mommy doesn't let me eat ice-cream in winter 😭😭😭😭

hopelessly in love with my best friend 😭😭😭

sits on my table 😭😭😭

[bronze sorrel]

Sorry guys I was daydreaming and posted this...

[fickle hornet]

i hope your mommy beats you

[karmic sinew]

it's ok king

[bronze sorrel]

:(

[plain trail]

tell the principal or the board and get that b**ch fired

[plain trail]

i take it back i hope u get beaten up by your principal and board for this shit

[dull orbit]

Dictionary
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satire
/ˈsatʌɪə/
noun
noun: satire
the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
"the crude satire seems to be directed at the fashionable protest singers of the time"
Similar:
mockery
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derision
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caricature
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a play, novel, film, or other work which uses satire.
plural noun: satires
"a stinging satire on American politics"
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parody
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a genre of literature characterized by the use of satire.
"a number of articles on Elizabethan satire"
(in Latin literature) a literary miscellany, especially a poem ridiculing prevalent vices or follies.

sht got a lil too long

[karmic sinew]

guys he said the b word

[fickle hornet]

fry him!!

[plain trail]

hey hey hey i said b**ch
i could mean beach it is all up to how u interpret it i cont do much if your brain works like that

[karmic sinew]

what the fuck are you trying to say

"I can't do much if your brain works like that" dawg shut the fuck up

[plain trail]

and u said the f word

[karmic sinew]

what the fuck is your point

[plain trail]

im bored

[karmic sinew]

k

[fickle hornet]

hi bored, i’m dad

[scarlet sorrel]

u said the f word dude

[karmic sinew]

[toxic fern]

aw hell naw mf wrote "30F" like its a fucking reddit storytime

HELLO REPORT? PEDO BEHAVIOUR ESP IF SHE COULDNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER AND IS CLEARLY THE REVENGE TYPE? dont nerf ur grades bc of that psycho

[quiet gazelle]

post this on youtube shorts with minecraft parkour in the background and an AI voice that ends the story with check out part 2 for more

[karmic sinew]

that's the point

[fickle hornet]

bro you guys are so gullible

this shit ain real

[toxic fern]

naw

[visual sapphire]

is this u @quiet gazelle

[karmic sinew]

she's in general just fucking stupid

[quiet gazelle]

No is it u

[visual sapphire]

u is it no

yes ur the ahole

[quiet gazelle]

It is no u

[quiet gazelle]

NTA

If ur mom doesn't let u eat ice cream ur not old enuf to be an asshole

[plain trail]

hey dad could you come back with he milk im thirsty

[fickle hornet]

no

[plain trail]

but why its already bee 17 years 11 months and 30 days

[fickle hornet]

disowned

[plain trail]

why

[karmic sinew]

because you watch yt shorts