#Cupid is such a fucking opp istg
quick creekBOT
near laurel
ivory isle
might i suggest therapy anon
long rapids
might i suggest therapy anon
can u summarise it for me i aint reading allat
long rapids
yeah im not reading ts shit
tender goblet
can u summarise it for me i aint reading allat
You had two online relationships (or close friendships with romantic undertones) that followed a similar pattern.
- First Relationship (Late 2022 – Early 2023):
Started spontaneously before your first IG session.
Talked for hours daily, exchanged voice messages, and bonded over shared interests (e.g., FNAF lore).
You fumbled it by doing something stupid around mid-March.
Focused on exams, forgot about the relationship, and later realised you'd moved on.
- Second Relationship (Late 2023 – Early 2024):
Met someone new, formed a strong connection over gaming (e.g., Warframe, Brawlhalla).
Talked for 12+ hours daily, shared music, and enjoyed each other’s company.
You had feelings but never defined the relationship.
Another "great fumble" happened in mid-March, just before your second IG session.
Conclusion:
Both situations followed the same cycle—deep connection, a mistake, exams serving as a distraction, and eventual detachment. Realising the pattern, you're now avoiding similar situations.
gilded timber
can u summarise it for me i aint reading allat
Yall gotta pick up a book fr this is a 3 minute read on average 💀
long rapids
Yall gotta pick up a book fr this is a 3 minute read on average 💀
im dyslexic
the less to read the easier
long rapids
You had two online relationships (or close friendships with romantic undertones)...
why is this targeted at me 😭
tender goblet
why is this targeted at me 😭
I used chatgpt
long rapids
I used chatgpt
💀
gilded timber
im dyslexic
Okay fair I won't blame you
gilded timber
I didnt read all that either
I'm going to force all of you to read Hamilton this is unacceptable
long rapids
ive actually read books
js takes me a while
last one i read completely was metamorphosis by kafka
and then
the trial CONFUSED ME SO MUCH im taking a break
a break i deserve
ivory isle
no but i wouldnt read this either
no paragraphs no line spacing
tender goblet
no but i wouldnt read this either
no paragraphs no line spacing
I didnt read it cuz of this lol
ivory isle
anon go study igcse english and dont fumbble that
lofty osprey
i aint reading allat
ivory isle
cus he did finish 2 ig sessions
anon fumbled that too 😭
tender goblet
anon fumbled that too 😭
Probably english isnt their first language
loud latch
Anon is lit me
lofty osprey
title shoulda been 'e dating is an opp'
loud latch
real
lofty osprey
read a book ong
lofty osprey
anon better have gotten straight A's for sacrificing two e dating relationships for exams
loud latch
the A's were the e rls made along the way
charred spruce
i sincerely hope we dont end up with an entire generation of kids that feel nostalgic to this type of shit in a couple of years
charred spruce
if you ever find ur dms getting too long with someone please slowly kill them off
esp if its with a gender ur attracted to
lofty osprey
if you ever find ur dms getting too long with someone please slowly kill them of...
me when my attachment issues start to kick in with someone
charred spruce
me when my attachment issues start to kick in with someone
lmao
grand haven
can someone summarize 🙏
grand haven
there are no paragraphs so I don't want to read it in one go
lofty osprey
i wish they wuld
who r u bro
grand haven
nvm i asked chatgpt yall suck
charred spruce
there are no paragraphs so I don't want to read it in one go
this dude edating in his first ig session and fumbled
ten he e dated before his second ig session and fumbled again
lofty osprey
can someone summarize 🙏
anon has a toxic cycle of falling in love online, e dating, and then messing up his relationships
lofty osprey
nvm i asked chatgpt yall suck
chatgpt's summary is longer than anons actual confession
deepseek for the win
grand haven
chatgpt's summary is longer than anons actual confession
well it has little gaps so its easier to read
grand haven
anon has a toxic cycle of falling in love online, e dating, and then messing up ...
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quick creekBOT
Gave +1 rep to stressed0631!
grand haven
this dude edating in his first ig session and fumbled
ten he e dated before his ...
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quick creekBOT
Gave +1 rep to doublerone!
loud latch
who r u bro
ur bsf
lofty osprey
LMAO
loud latch
and then u fumbled
lofty osprey
ye mb bro
lofty osprey
🤮
gray ruin
The author believes Cupid is working against them because they keep fumbling online relationships right before their exam periods.
They first got into an unexpected online relationship, enjoying deep conversations and voice messages, but they messed up somehow. Exams took over their focus, and by the time they were done, they had emotionally moved on.
A few months later, they met someone else online (though they don’t consider it "e-dating"), and they connected deeply over gaming and music, talking for hours daily. However, once again, things got confusing, and right before exams, they fumbled the situation.
This same pattern happened a third time, and now they’ve decided to shut down any potential relationships, convinced that fate is messing with them.
long rapids
crazy work 😭
turbid folio
dawg if u e date its bound to go wrong