i like my discord friend

[muted dock]

the name

[willow dirge]

NOOOOOOOOO

[muted dock]

💀

[restive topaz]

wow

he has the thingy where he gets a notif when his name gets mentioned?

[willow dirge]

he searches up his name, don’t

[willow dirge]

no

[muted dock]

he searches it

yeah

[restive topaz]

ill js edit it to sum else

[willow dirge]

well he did once, like a year and a half ago

[muted dock]

yes

[muted dock]

you never know dude

[willow dirge]

but im traumatized since

[wary yacht]

rhe owner

[willow dirge]

NO

DONT

SAY

[muted dock]

😭

[wary yacht]

oh

[willow dirge]

THE Z WORD

[wary yacht]

SHIT

SORRY

[willow dirge]

my boss yes

[wary yacht]

ok

[restive topaz]

i edited it

[willow dirge]

pigeon can you delete

[muted dock]

UNGA BUNGA MAN

😭

KIRBS

[restive topaz]

first thing that came to my mind

u cant blame me

[muted dock]

😭

oonga boonga

cat

it was a cat chat

[restive topaz]

i’m going to take a shower

[willow dirge]

lmfaooo

[muted dock]

not shadoos oonga boonga

[muted dock]

bye bye

hope the waters cold throughout

[restive topaz]

cant believe geagles drake typed out “I LOVE THEM MORE THAN MY OWN KIDS”

[restive topaz]

i like cold showers

i like to switch it up aswell

cold n then hot

and then back to cold

[muted dock]

hope its boiling hot throughout

acc

[restive topaz]

thats a death threat

@mods

[muted dock]

hope it runs out while you have shampoo in your hair

[muted dock]

💀

[wary yacht]

lowkey insulted

[muted dock]

i can just tell them to ignore it

[muted dock]

why

[wary yacht]

is this is the longest confession thread

[willow dirge]

unlikely

[muted dock]

prob not

[willow dirge]

There were a few wild ones

this is probably up there tho

[muted dock]

the no offence

we need a part 2 of that ngl

[wary yacht]

part 2 of what

[muted dock]

i might make one tmr

[muted dock]

a no offence confession

[willow dirge]

oh god

[muted dock]

its up there

somewhere

[willow dirge]

you mean the

making fun one?

[wary yacht]

oh

[muted dock]

ye

[wary yacht]

making fun of who

[willow dirge]

story of my life.

LMFAO

[muted dock]

hey

no self hate

i have it copywrited

[wary yacht]

lowkey wanna laugh

but no

how could they said that about geagle

[muted dock]

read the whle thread

[wary yacht]

geagle is a pookie

not fat

[muted dock]

it was

something

[willow dirge]

LMFAO no read it it’s hilarious

[oak stone]

chat can someone come in cl and hate on Imaan with my rq

[muted dock]

no hating on muted people please

do it when shes in chat

ill join you

trust

[willow dirge]

imaan sent me that list of Tanzanian NGOs and for that I am forever grateful

so no

[oak stone]

why is she actually nice and helpful

[willow dirge]

idk bro

[wary yacht]

insane thread

wild

i like dhokla too

[muted dock]

it was yes

[wary yacht]

W dish

very underrated

[willow dirge]

Dhokla!!!

gujarati vibes

[wary yacht]

yes

my mom is kinda north indian

so she would make it for me

[willow dirge]

very cool frrr

[wary yacht]

yes

just like

you

[dense pasture]

wtf is this

[wary yacht]

yes

[languid badge]

, ignore @ i wanna read this

[wary yacht]

okay long story short

it was me

the confession

and yeah he said he likes me too but kinda got situationship zoned but its aight

[harsh orbit]

leave situationships in 2024

[languid badge]

I SUPPORT THAT

[azure cradle]

omfg

so many replies to this confession

[azure cradle]

I support 🗣️

[winged turret]

would like to rob that off you

hold on ill rob it myself

(i remember its regarding your visually impaired work stuff i think so yeah)

nvm im too lazy to do it myself

[cunning needle]

no bro

its not me

and i aint no twink

[willow dirge]

oh okay

[wary yacht]

whats a twink

[modest zenith]

This got more attention than the submissive guy

[wary yacht]

yes

[willow dirge]

because it’s arguably more interesting

[wary yacht]

how the fuck

[modest zenith]

Yea but hella unexpected

[cunning needle]

how?

its just mostly people roasting each other

[wary yacht]

exactly

[willow dirge]

exactly why

[cunning needle]

fair enough 🙏

[willow dirge]

who cares about lil bro calling his girl mommy

I fs don’t

but calling mega a twink?

IM DOWN

[cunning needle]

I would never be calling my girl mommy thats just weird

[cunning needle]

💀

i aint no twink

[willow dirge]

yeah fr

[cunning needle]

Even as a joke i'd find that weird to do

[wary yacht]

who the fuck did WHAT

[wary yacht]

what is a twink

[cunning needle]

ask @cunning knoll

[willow dirge]

there’s a confession thread about a dude

it started with “one of my female friends called me a good boy and I kinda liked it”

and then it went to “she loves me, I won”

[cunning needle]

nah the best confession thread is about you geagle

[willow dirge]

and then “I called her mommy for the first time”

[willow dirge]

dawg I had so many in a row once

just HATING on me

[cunning needle]

why would anyone be comfortable sharing tha

even if thats a joke im scared

[cunning needle]

Sounds like my future

[wary yacht]

u tell me

[willow dirge]

Google

exists

trust

100%

[wary yacht]

bro is the most submissive guy ever

[willow dirge]

yea it was a hilarious thread

no politics ee

[wary yacht]

i see ok

[wary yacht]

forgot mb

[willow dirge]

np np

[wary yacht]

dom people problems

[willow dirge]

can relate

LMFAO

[wary yacht]

😭

[agile anvil]

how does a thread of someone liking another stranger gets 1180 messages

[modest zenith]

Thats what I am saying

Like it started with advice but then turned into this lmao

[agile anvil]

ion even understand what they are talking about anymore

[wary yacht]

yes

there were fake families involved

[agile anvil]

[modest zenith]

1000

100

90 messages ayyyyyy

[restive topaz]

in short anon confessed and stranger likes anon geagle and i got together and had 2 kids gp and anon then i divorced him and took everything and then chat got freaky including geagle

[wary yacht]

anon got situationshipped

L

[modest zenith]

why is that chat still active

[wary yacht]

honestly

why not

[modest zenith]

valid point

[wind dome]

FGATS CRAZY

Nugget when yona

[willow dirge]

LMFAOOOOOOO

@wheat mica ur the reason why I hate edating

[wind dome]

andra and lola

[wheat mica]

wym

[wind dome]

read

[wheat mica]

wait i thought its cl

[wind dome]

imagine

[willow dirge]

no

Read the confession

[willow dirge]

woh toh bas jokes tha

[wheat mica]

OMG

[willow dirge]

dis u?

[wheat mica]

whoever the author of this confession is, my advice

is

[willow dirge]

it’s over

[wheat mica]

delete discord 💪🏼

[willow dirge]

author exposed

[tame whale]

BRO WHAT

[willow dirge]

author told them

[tame whale]

oh

okay

[wheat mica]

WHAT

bro..

they learn nothing

[willow dirge]

anon is now situationship-zoned

[wheat mica]

😔

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

situationship. LOL

[willow dirge]

here say it straight to her @wary yacht

[wheat mica]

are you the one whos afraid of commitments or lack of self respect

to be in situationship

be fr

[willow dirge]

yes anon tell us

nuggs ur such a hater

but at the same time

LMFAO

[wheat mica]

😭

CHUP KAR

lover baan ke kya mila???

hater hi theek hai

[willow dirge]

tbh ur arc was crazy

mf didn’t learn her lesson

[wheat mica]

bitch shit didnt end yet

oh that

did end

[wary yacht]

yes hi

[willow dirge]

NOW WHAT

[wary yacht]

i was summoned

[willow dirge]

EK SECOND

[wheat mica]

the other lore is still going on

[wind dome]

thats

[willow dirge]

I need lore update

[wary yacht]

i dont have any self respect as it is dawg

[wind dome]

OL

LOL

[wary yacht]

i told him i felt feelings

[wind dome]

not something to be proud of

[wary yacht]

and he said

[wary yacht]

i know

[wheat mica]

I WILL SEND YOU TEAA

[wheat mica]

what did bro say

[willow dirge]

WOOOOOO

[wary yacht]

he said

[wind dome]

send me too

or I'll spam pedophile rerls

reels

[wary yacht]

"being fr?" i kinda like you too"

[wheat mica]

tu chai pee le

[wind dome]

chai Nahi peeta

[wheat mica]

"kinda" ??

so

[wind dome]

coffe on top

[wary yacht]

then he said "but im not ready for anything right now ikywim"

[wheat mica]

not sure?

[tame whale]

chat

[wheat mica]

LMAO

[wary yacht]

dawg i also said kinda

[wind dome]

mujhe bhi bhejdo

[wary yacht]

thats just how we rolll

[wheat mica]

HES KEEPING YOU AS AN OPTION

[willow dirge]

actual bozo ngl

[wind dome]

bhejna

[wary yacht]

@willow dirge

[tame whale]

isnt everything a situationship ifnyou dont explicitly state what it is

[wary yacht]

apparently

[wind dome]

not true

[wary yacht]

hes keeping me as an option

[restive topaz]

@wary yacht its over for u

[wary yacht]

how do you feel about this

[wind dome]

let vro livr

[muted dock]

yup

[wind dome]

oh

[tame whale]

a friendship is a situationship if you never say you're friends

[wind dome]

neveermind

that's bullshit

[willow dirge]

LMFAOOOOOOOO that’s wild

[tame whale]

dont care about him then

[wary yacht]

go tf away

[wind dome]

we're in a situationship

[wary yacht]

but i do

sm

[tame whale]

yes

[wheat mica]

does he though

[wary yacht]

dawg no one invited u

[tame whale]

me personally block him

[wary yacht]

i dont know

[wheat mica]

if he did, he would be with you

[willow dirge]

I feel like bro is explicitly saying it isn’t an option

[wheat mica]

then pack your feelings

[wind dome]

yeah it's bullshit

[restive topaz]

this is a no invite party irrc

[wind dome]

he doesn't want you like that

[wary yacht]

@willow dirge im being attacked by nugget help

[wheat mica]

IF HE WONT ANOTHER MAN WILL

[wind dome]

good

[wary yacht]

😭

[wheat mica]

IF HE LEFT YOU WONDERING WHERE YALL STAND, GO STAND NEXT TO ANOTHER MAN

[tame whale]

my friend asked today

[restive topaz]

lowkey hope u get beat up

[muted dock]

nah bro made her think they could be something "one day"

[tame whale]

should men have rights

was funny

[wary yacht]

who hurt u bruh

[muted dock]

situationship looking ahh

[tame whale]

anyways is this chat lounge vro

so many msssages

[restive topaz]

no one i like saying that sentence alot

[wary yacht]

hi hi pigeon

help

[muted dock]

hola

[wary yacht]

theyre beating me up

[wheat mica]

i literally thought it was

[muted dock]

[restive topaz]

it is now

[tame whale]

im locking this thread

[wary yacht]

what did i create

[restive topaz]

no

thats collective punishment

[wheat mica]

why are you a hater

[restive topaz]

and that’s a war crime

[tame whale]

im paki

[restive topaz]

me too

i have pakistani blood in me

[wheat mica]

naturally everyone hates you

[muted dock]

born to be hated on

[wary yacht]

okay kids

what do i do

[restive topaz]

ps

[wary yacht]

about the situationship

[restive topaz]

you’re the only kid here

[muted dock]

make new confession

[willow dirge]

L bro ngl

[wary yacht]

what

[muted dock]

👍

[willow dirge]

lowkey asshole move

[wary yacht]

wait but

[wheat mica]

find out who his best friend is, and get with that guy

[wary yacht]

does it not mean that

[restive topaz]

geagle is like somewhere between 20 and 40 i can’t tell

[wary yacht]

20 and 40 what

[willow dirge]

it’s a very strong emphasis on “maybe” kinda thing

[restive topaz]

years

his age

[muted dock]

damn nugg damn

[willow dirge]

close enough

[wary yacht]

hes 17

what

[wary yacht]

aight ig

bye

[wheat mica]

mentally hes older than most

[muted dock]

dw grace youll get used to it

[restive topaz]

what nugget said

[willow dirge]

wild

we call that being mature chat

[wheat mica]

wowowoow grape!!!!!!!111

[willow dirge]

“69 balls”

[restive topaz]

no you’re js more freakier than your age

lowkey idk what i said

[muted dock]

it just means 🚩

[restive topaz]

hope it makes sense

@wary yacht what nug is saying is it’d be better to move on cus you dont want to be anyones option

[muted dock]

anyways

[restive topaz]

that sucks

[muted dock]

anon its your life

do whatever you want

[restive topaz]

stop throwing yourself under the bus

[wheat mica]

^^

[muted dock]

you learn from experiences

[restive topaz]

dont needs call em anon bro they already revealed who they are

[wary yacht]

this is gonna get real emotional real fast if yall dont stop lmfaoo

[muted dock]

.

[wary yacht]

wait are you a

man

or a

woman

???

[restive topaz]

i mean you could talk it out w em but i don’t see a good outcome

[restive topaz]

woman

trust

[wheat mica]

hey look, you just started most prolly. eventually youll remain in this situationship for much longer, and youll see your needs being unmet cause its not a proper relationship. its better to end early than later. youll end up hurting more

[wary yacht]

bro i lowkey thought u were a man

[willow dirge]

I honestly don’t know if Kirbs is a man or a woman

[muted dock]

idk till this day

[wary yacht]

but didnt u have a gay marriage yesterday?

[restive topaz]

lowkey by day im barbie by night im batman

[wary yacht]

im so fucking confused

[muted dock]

id say man

[wary yacht]

yeah no ur right

[muted dock]

cuz the clothing he wears in cat pics

[wary yacht]

i mean tbh idt its that deep cause i can talk w him the same way as before

[restive topaz]

you sayin a girlie couldn’t wear those clothes?

[wary yacht]

not like anything has changed

idk bro

[wheat mica]

you dont want a proper bf? oh ok

[muted dock]

yes.

[restive topaz]

its normal for girls to wear baggy pants and long sleeves

[wary yacht]

i mean if im being completely honest idt im ready for anything serious either rn cause lowkey i dont rly do online relationships as well

[wary yacht]

me everyday

[muted dock]

you will not gaslight me and make me look like the bad guy

leave me alone

[restive topaz]

but

u are

[wary yacht]

no

[restive topaz]

wrong

[wary yacht]

shes amazing

[restive topaz]

according to her you’d be a man

[muted dock]

ik.

[restive topaz]

its okay

we all make mistakes

[muted dock]

acc to that im a man too dude

[wary yacht]

fun

[restive topaz]

so we all js a bunch a men

[muted dock]

my parents made me :D

[restive topaz]

no

[muted dock]

yup

[wary yacht]

relatble

[restive topaz]

u do not get to throw urself under the bus like that

ur better than this

[wary yacht]

bro since when are you nice

[restive topaz]

im always nice??

[wary yacht]

ok bro 😭

[restive topaz]

i called someone a slur and they called me kind

[wary yacht]

damn what

[restive topaz]

lowkey feeling like the kindest person alive

[wary yacht]

who tf said THAT

[restive topaz]

it was a scammer then again

[wary yacht]

bruh

[muted dock]

:p

[restive topaz]

shi got deep fr

anyways for like realsies

im a gal

[wary yacht]

wild

[restive topaz]

i love being a troll

i was born to this lowkey

[willow dirge]

us

[muted dock]

no way kirbs is a female

[wary yacht]

bro fr

[restive topaz]

i mean

you can see me as a dude

if u want

ion mind

[wheat mica]

WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE PINGED

PING THE OTHER EDATERS

[wary yacht]

do u edate?

[willow dirge]

she did

[restive topaz]

edater

[willow dirge]

and I memed on her for it so bad that she went silent

[restive topaz]

lowkey edating is crazy

i could never

[willow dirge]

then she started

hitting on minors

as an adult

so I was justified lowkey

[restive topaz]

@wheat mica diddy

[wary yacht]

no hate guys

nugget whats ur opinion

on edating

[wheat mica]

WAS ONCE

[willow dirge]

!!mod nugget

[dreamy palm]

dwarf pedo

[willow dirge]

!!mod geagle

[dreamy palm]

shadow, silverhawk, znotesrevision, hulton, exzily, and more

[willow dirge]

tell us about the experience nuggs

genuine feedback no hate no sarcasm

[wheat mica]

may as well ping the other

like

why not

ask him

how it was

😊

[wary yacht]

reunion?

[willow dirge]

cuz dc banned in his country asshole

[wheat mica]

again?

alhamdulilah

[willow dirge]

ISNT IT STILL BANNED

[wheat mica]

how do you think bro talked to you a few days ago

on cl

genius

probs vpn

[willow dirge]

this

he sent me an interesting math problem

on WhatsApp

[wheat mica]

🧍🏼‍♀️

matlab kuch bhi

[willow dirge]

their unions were awkward enough for us forget reunion

[willow dirge]

no joke

[wary yacht]

why-

[wheat mica]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[wheat mica]

block him

❤️

[willow dirge]

no

he’s chill

[wheat mica]

oh

[willow dirge]

my fav bot dev

[wheat mica]

🙄

[willow dirge]

he fixed bot for me

last week

[wheat mica]

ISNT HIS

CONTRACT OVER

[willow dirge]

it is

[wheat mica]

where is new bot devs bro

[willow dirge]

idk bro

[wheat mica]

so many cs majors yet so hard to find a bot dev

crazy

[willow dirge]

no one can live up to him

trust

talented ass mf

[wheat mica]

stop glazing

[wheat mica]

😔

[willow dirge]

you glazed him for almost a year stfu

[wheat mica]

stfu he also did

[willow dirge]

yes and?

[willow dirge]

arguably he made the worse decision

[wheat mica]

stfu

[willow dirge]

LMFAO

[wary yacht]

bro bro no hate

[willow dirge]

ok sorry nuggs

[wheat mica]

tu uske side kyu le raha h

[willow dirge]

this is nugget

nugget invented hating and being hated

[wheat mica]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[willow dirge]

nugget is the og hater

[wheat mica]

SERVER PUNCHING BAG

[willow dirge]

and the og hated

[willow dirge]

LMFAO

[wheat mica]

katnix is the og hated plsss

[willow dirge]

still my favorite DM after em

[wheat mica]

💯

[willow dirge]

LMFAO TRUE

[willow dirge]

bro come back we need good mods

[wheat mica]

if im given higher authority ill think abt it 💅🏼

[willow dirge]

hire RH again

[wheat mica]

ainnoway

[willow dirge]

that was your worst call

as DM

[wheat mica]

ong bro

[willow dirge]

Actually second

[wheat mica]

what is first

[willow dirge]

right after dating someone that was supposed to be your subordinate, HR issue bro

[wheat mica]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[willow dirge]

modern ZN would not let this slide

[restive topaz]

erm

[wheat mica]

REAL?

[willow dirge]

as people lead I would fire

[wheat mica]

COME BACK AS COM LEAD THEN

wait

[willow dirge]

LOL

[wheat mica]

imagine the breakup ignited a war

oKAY BUT SHADES WERE BEING THROWN THOUGH IN CL 😭😭😭😭

do you rmb 💀

[willow dirge]

I lost a senior mod

[wheat mica]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[willow dirge]

over that shit

LMFAO

[wheat mica]

unprofessional if im being honest

[restive topaz]

crazy lore

[restive topaz]

very

[wheat mica]

i keep doing shit and keep on having lores bro

[wary yacht]

go to dms kids

[willow dirge]

you were unprofessional you hired bro as bot dev while you two were in the talking stage

what if he did this all just to be bot dev huh

[wheat mica]

okay and?

[muted dock]

😭

[willow dirge]

THE NEW KIDS MUST KNOW LORE

[wheat mica]

you have a nice bot now

[wary yacht]

ok great

gossip

[restive topaz]

ok and is crazy

[willow dirge]

ok fair

it’s a great bot

he fixed it ngl

best bot dev

[restive topaz]

its almost as if u see urself and worthless lowkey nug

[wheat mica]

bro worked a lot on it

[wary yacht]

did he get paid

[muted dock]

we dont get paid here

[wary yacht]

L

[muted dock]

all voluntary

[wheat mica]

well if you knew the lore 😔

you wouldnt say that

lowk

[restive topaz]

this is like the coal mines to a 9yo

[muted dock]

the real payment was the friend we made along the way

trust

[willow dirge]

he dated his boss that was payment enough

[wheat mica]

REAL

REAL

[willow dirge]

If I ever wanted him to do sumn or was annoyed I’d dm nuggs like

help pls

[restive topaz]

how long did it last

the relationship

[wheat mica]

TELL YOUR BF TO DO THIS THAT

[wheat mica]

🤣

thats a

secret

shh

[restive topaz]

lowkey

my friend started online dating a gal

lasted for 2 days bro

[wary yacht]

nugget was this guys BOSS?

[muted dock]

😭

[restive topaz]

not even 48 hours

[wheat mica]

i was disc man

[restive topaz]

😭🙏

[wheat mica]

💀💀💀💀💀

[muted dock]

2 days

goddamn

[wary yacht]

disc what

[wary yacht]

wild

[wheat mica]

discord manager

[restive topaz]

imagine

[wary yacht]

ohh

wow

[restive topaz]

500 days of summer

but

[wary yacht]

then what happened-

[restive topaz]

it was only 36 hours

[wheat mica]

my contract was over i didnt renew

so now im past intern

[wary yacht]

ohh

aight

[wheat mica]

yes

[restive topaz]

@willow dirge can i have legacy team role

@wary yacht js saw this ain u say u ain fw me

[wary yacht]

nah cause then

you were nice

[languid badge]

what am i

reading here

[wary yacht]

yes

[languid badge]

is this beef

[restive topaz]

it is what happened

[wary yacht]

no

idts

[restive topaz]

an hour ago i was not nice i hoped that you’d get beat an hour ago

[wary yacht]

ok bro sorry u dont have to accept

😔

ok

[languid badge]

woah

[restive topaz]

why is bro apologising

its

crazy

[languid badge]

this looks /srs and not /j what even happened

let me read 🤓

[wary yacht]

i say sorry for everything

[restive topaz]

don’t

you’d be throwing urself under the bus

[wary yacht]

should i not give req

sorry

okay

[restive topaz]

i need to drop this sentence

ive over used it

[willow dirge]

Nugget is a super distinguished znotes member I just hate on her cuz i was her boss

[restive topaz]

lil bro i alrdy accepted it

[wary yacht]

okay 😔

[restive topaz]

this is like punching ur ex employee everytime u see them on ur walk

[willow dirge]

except nugget’s one of my favorite ex-employees which is why I hate on her

[restive topaz]

workplace abuse

nice

[cunning needle]

and why do you hate on me?

i did not work here

[willow dirge]

if I hate on someone, it’s either because I fw them heavy or because I genuinely despise them

pick which one you wanna be

[cunning needle]

I hope its cuz you fw me 💀

clearly cuz im not banned yet

[willow dirge]

I hope so too

[wheat mica]

you hated on me even when we were both mods

[azure cradle]

what did this chat even talk about to get this much replies

[wary yacht]

absolute bs

[muted dock]

^^

[wind dome]

LOL

deserved

[willow dirge]

i was

basically your boss

[wary yacht]

why is this thread still

active

[willow dirge]

okay

you know what

it can go

locked thread, go to CL you unemployed fools

[frail grotto]

im immune

[tame whale]

me too

[winged turret]

rah