i like my discord friend

[willow dirge]

tbh anon it really depends on the situation

there’s a lot of different degrees of not-into-online-dating, it depends marginally on that

It also depends on how sure you are in what you’re feeling

and on whether you think he’s the kind of dude who will be able to move past it

[harsh orbit]

damn bro js tell them

[willow dirge]

or that

that works too

[wary yacht]

are u a guy

okay from a girls perspective ik its scary to confess that too to a guy online

[willow dirge]

nova is a dude yes

[wary yacht]

but maybe talk to him about it?

wait idk how men work

how do men work geagle

[willow dirge]

uh

welll

communication works for everyone

men or not

[wary yacht]

say the guy was you whatd u say

[willow dirge]

especially men tbh bro we’re blind as bats

[wary yacht]

men are well knows for their horrible communication skills though

[willow dirge]

wdym

[wary yacht]

help her

out

[willow dirge]

also true

[willow dirge]

well

as I said earlier

it depends on a lot of shi

but like eh

why the fuck not

zindagi na milegi dobara

you only live once

• it’s online so it can’t get awkward per se

[harsh orbit]

yea

[harsh orbit]

guys would take anyone u js gotta be chill and not a bitch

[willow dirge]

LMFAOOOO

beggars can’t

be choosers

[wary yacht]

that is lowkey wild

[harsh orbit]

not really

js try to tell him

idk tho

[willow dirge]

no he’s got a point

the average man is depraved enough to be ok w anyone trust

like personally my standards are:

1. female (optional)

[harsh orbit]

alive (optional)

[willow dirge]

real (optional)

boutta date an argand diagram

[harsh orbit]

on my way to break the alternate double bonds of benzene

[wary yacht]

😂

[cunning needle]

tell them to join a call

and tell them excplicit things

[wary yacht]

is this a joke

[harsh orbit]

js say it to them bro

[wary yacht]

what explicit things

[harsh orbit]

don't say explicit things

[willow dirge]

LMFAO

explicit things

anon boutta vc their online crush like

“yo can i syd rq”

[wary yacht]

this girl prolly regrets asking here

[wary yacht]

syd?

[harsh orbit]

js send shi like this

[willow dirge]

im sure she does

[harsh orbit]

male version of eyp

[wary yacht]

eyp?

[willow dirge]

yes

[harsh orbit]

do you tho

[willow dirge]

🤨

[wary yacht]

🤨

[harsh orbit]

everywhere something something

[willow dirge]

everywhere everything all at once

[wary yacht]

i do not

get it

what?

[harsh orbit]

ignore

[willow dirge]

forget it

[cunning needle]

anon

imagine your

discord 'friend'

is a 50 year old

fat ass moderater

living in their moms basement

tricking you

[harsh orbit]

...

[cunning needle]

do better

[muted dock]

me fr

[harsh orbit]

stop describing me

[willow dirge]

as a not 50 year old yes fat ass yes moderator no basement I agree

[wary yacht]

what the what

[harsh orbit]

js imagine ur a guy on discord and u talk to this girl regularly

[wary yacht]

this server is wild

[muted dock]

you dont wanna know

[harsh orbit]

u would like her

[cunning needle]

or

[harsh orbit]

u wouldn't know if she likes u tho

[cunning needle]

just

[harsh orbit]

because women are confusing

[cunning needle]

show her things

[harsh orbit]

but men are simple

[cunning needle]

make her block you

[willow dirge]

average male interaction

Story of my life

[harsh orbit]

our life

[willow dirge]

us

[wary yacht]

isnt it a girl

that asked this

???

[cunning needle]

oh

so then

[willow dirge]

kya pata vro

[cunning needle]

send him things

[willow dirge]

LMFAO

[cunning needle]

make him block you

[willow dirge]

“yo bru”

“you’s a bitch”

“my bitch”

“”

[wary yacht]

"ill make u mine bitch"

[willow dirge]

hssnueshyahednkrjahebsys

dykwia reference

[wary yacht]

tell me with a straight face that men do not find this hot

[muted dock]

none of you can ever pull

[willow dirge]

@muted dock vibes

[cunning needle]

we do not

I am not submissive

I do not enjoy this

[willow dirge]

stfu

yes you are

[muted dock]

😭

as a man

[willow dirge]

KABUTAR

COME ON

[cunning needle]

im not submissive bro

[willow dirge]

BE FR W ME

[cunning needle]

aisa nahi bolte

[muted dock]

i dont find this hot

[muted dock]

i do NOT have this kink

[willow dirge]

no I meant you were the kinda girl to want to say it dumbass

not that you’re the guy

we’re over the misgendering

[muted dock]

😭

[willow dirge]

KINKY MF

DO NOT TELL ME YOURE NOT A DOM

[muted dock]

as a girl id deffo say "youre my bitch" to a guy

trust

[wary yacht]

bro is u a man or woman

[willow dirge]

yeah sounds like your vibe mf

[wary yacht]

yes

[willow dirge]

kabutar is a woman

[wary yacht]

aight

[muted dock]

come over and find out

[willow dirge]

a very kinky woman if I might say so myself

[willow dirge]

🤨

I WANT THE ROCK EYEBROW EMOJI BACK

SOMEONE BOOST THE SERVER

[muted dock]

:D

[wary yacht]

wait r u fr a woman or man tho

lowkey confused

[harsh orbit]

u would stutter saying "you're" like 4 times

and then stop

[muted dock]

4 people

should

[willow dirge]

can confirm the one VM kabutar sent me she stuttered and coughed

[willow dirge]

yeah

[muted dock]

compared to you im nothing

[wary yacht]

geagle loves TT

[muted dock]

whatever you want

[willow dirge]

NO

[wary yacht]

kinkiness peak

[willow dirge]

NO

[muted dock]

i can be a better boyfriend than him

trust

[wary yacht]

def a woman

[willow dirge]

gay

[muted dock]

not the insta one no

[willow dirge]

the insta one I couldn’t hear you

[harsh orbit]

so ur into degradation too or what

[muted dock]

tt?

[wary yacht]

testicular torsion

[willow dirge]

testicular torsion

[wary yacht]

i can explain in detial

detail

[muted dock]

fair fair

[wary yacht]

if youd like

[willow dirge]

this is a ref to

you know who

kabutar

[muted dock]

ball torture

interesting

[willow dirge]

yep her

ball torture girl

[cunning needle]

wtf even

[muted dock]

too?

[cunning needle]

im scared

[muted dock]

also

no

[cunning needle]

whos that

[harsh orbit]

explain it to the anon and then tell her to explain it to the guy

[willow dirge]

girl at USC was v kinky

[muted dock]

go ahead please

[harsh orbit]

because u have many other kinks

[wary yacht]

LMFAOOOO

[muted dock]

i dont even

[cunning needle]

give me that instagram

[willow dirge]

dude wtf

[muted dock]

me too geags

[willow dirge]

This is what I mean when I call you a sub

[wary yacht]

dawg

[willow dirge]

you don’t have balls

[cunning needle]

wait no

what girl is this

[willow dirge]

she won’t like you

[willow dirge]

the one who wanted to step on balls in heels

[muted dock]

therefore no torture
only enjoyment

[muted dock]

HUH

[harsh orbit]

just hearing that pains me

[cunning needle]

oh hell nah

[muted dock]

MEGA

WHAT

[cunning needle]

give me your instagram

[cunning needle]

I DIDNT KNOW

[willow dirge]

she also mentioned um

[cunning needle]

I JUST SEE KINKY

[willow dirge]

Clothespins

[wary yacht]

clothespins

[muted dock]

ooof

bro

[harsh orbit]

what's that

[willow dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/billig-wish-temu-tiktok-wäscheklammer-gif-2854255958336005602

[muted dock]

can i send him the list

[willow dirge]

NO

[muted dock]

i wanna send him the list

[willow dirge]

actually

tbh

[harsh orbit]

oh those

[willow dirge]

You could

keep in mind

[cunning needle]

giggly can i have your instagram account

[harsh orbit]

crazy enough

[willow dirge]

you’re an adult

and that’s a minor

[cunning needle]

??

[willow dirge]

itsgeagle

[cunning needle]

thats it?

wtf

[willow dirge]

she sent me a text file with a list of kinks

[muted dock]

i sent you a ss of something someone sent to me once right

[cunning needle]

oh hell nah

im telling a trusted adult immidietly

[muted dock]

unfortunately i cant say it here

but that

[wary yacht]

who

[muted dock]

yours truly

[willow dirge]

pigeon

kabutar

keep in mind kabutar is an adult and im a minor

im a victim

[harsh orbit]

hers or all of them

or both

[muted dock]

😭

[willow dirge]

dawg I’d hope they weren’t hers

[wary yacht]

can i see

[harsh orbit]

oh well

[wary yacht]

ur list

[cunning needle]

bro yall make me look like a victim

thats saying smth

[harsh orbit]

you are

[muted dock]

i almost spilled the water i was drinking

[willow dirge]

it isn’t her list it was a general list

[wary yacht]

okok

[muted dock]

it was chat gpted

[willow dirge]

yes

it was

it was also very funny

[muted dock]

go search up "list of kinks" on it

youll get the list

[cunning needle]

Im afraid of yall tho

[muted dock]

and concerning

like bro

[cunning needle]

what typa kinky women do yall talk to

[willow dirge]

I talk to pigeon

[harsh orbit]

women?????

[willow dirge]

She’s a kinky woman

[muted dock]

how do people find many of them hot?

[willow dirge]

thankfully she’s gay

[harsh orbit]

who said anything about women

not me

[cunning needle]

pigeon are you acc female these guys confused me

[muted dock]

yall making me seem like a bad guy

[willow dirge]

huh

[willow dirge]

no ur good dw

[muted dock]

it makes sense if yk the context

[wary yacht]

bro

the girl

who needs help

[harsh orbit]

be careful that might be her kink too

[wary yacht]

is prolly

[willow dirge]

dude if you tell them the context

[wary yacht]

confused rn

[harsh orbit]

yea guys we should help the anon

[willow dirge]

it’s gonna make us both look like weirdos

[harsh orbit]

she's probably confused

[willow dirge]

we alr did

[muted dock]

who doesnt need help in this economy

[willow dirge]

General consensus was go for it

[wary yacht]

yes

[harsh orbit]

fair enough

[muted dock]

we are

[willow dirge]

I even called in stateofgrace here as a backup opinion

[wary yacht]

what if rejection

happens

[muted dock]

LMFAOOO

[wary yacht]

yes im cool

[willow dirge]

L get better

[willow dirge]

ok bro

[wary yacht]

dawg

[harsh orbit]

wait u know her

[willow dirge]

yes

[wary yacht]

why is this

funny

[muted dock]

happens
go block his ass

[harsh orbit]

thought bro was anon 😭🙏

[muted dock]

cuz im dumb and read something else

i do that

[wary yacht]

dawg

[cunning needle]

not very anon no more

[wary yacht]

i see

[willow dirge]

💀 no I was telling bro about confessions and bro came here

[muted dock]

we move on

[wary yacht]

💀

[willow dirge]

@cunning needle is this confession u bro

twink

[wary yacht]

reverse psych

[muted dock]

chat there is a tickling kink

like bro

people are weird

[willow dirge]

oh yea it was on your list

man im on mobile so I can’t open the text file

it was a funny list tho

[muted dock]

rip

45 or something kinks

[willow dirge]

yes

[muted dock]

people are weird horny fuckers

[harsh orbit]

you never know until you try

[muted dock]

i will NEVER try 43 of those 45

[wary yacht]

i feel sorry for the

anon girl

[harsh orbit]

what are the rest 2

[muted dock]

correction there were 42

and i would try 2 or 3 of them

[muted dock]

ehh it was relevant until the kinks got in

if anything

[wary yacht]

yes

[muted dock]

anon and the guy can try them and give us commentary like the other guy did

(please dont anon please dont)

[willow dirge]

LMFAO

no but

anon

genuinely?

go for it man

youll regret it if you dont

[tame whale]

in my personal opinion

letting feelings and hiding is worse than telling them

worked out for me

/shrg

¯_(ツ)_/¯

then again different experiences so cants ay the same

[willow dirge]

yea true

idk im an open comms kinda dude

[tame whale]

me too

to me lying to a person is worse

[willow dirge]

word

[restive topaz]

no balls do it

[restive topaz]

so i have a chance?

[willow dirge]

no

[restive topaz]

NOOOOO

this is a sad day

i’m going to a bar and im gonna drink it

[willow dirge]

noooo

[restive topaz]

😔

[muted dock]

anon you better update us

[restive topaz]

nothing matters anymore

[muted dock]

real

except cats

cats are love

[willow dirge]

ANON WE WANT UPDATES

[restive topaz]

thank you for showing me light in days of darkness

[dire drift]

Gave +1 rep to idek_2006!

[muted dock]

no problem traveler

go to the bazaar for next quest

[restive topaz]

pass

[muted dock]

unfortunately you cant do that hero

[restive topaz]

me n vro bonding

[muted dock]

AWHHHH

THE LITTLE TOE BEANSSS

DJCKVJKVJK

NAILSSS

[restive topaz]

ngl

i was js sitting there

and he showed up n started doing ts

[muted dock]

AWHHHH

[muted dock]

street kitty?

[restive topaz]

yuh

[muted dock]

AWHHH

[agile anvil]

keep it with you

[wary yacht]

will come to ur residence and kick ur balls

[restive topaz]

so its you?

[wary yacht]

yes lmfao

[willow dirge]

COME ON ANON

[wary yacht]

GO AWAY

[restive topaz]

yk u coulda js said in chat if u weren’t going to be anonymous

[willow dirge]

GIVE UPDATE

[tame whale]

me personally

[wary yacht]

nah the whole thing is done

thats why

i said

now

[restive topaz]

so you confessed?

[tame whale]

okay and then what happened

[wary yacht]

and not before

yes

[restive topaz]

what’d he say

[willow dirge]

woah!!

[wary yacht]

he said he likes me too

but hes not

[restive topaz]

friend zoned?

[wary yacht]

ready for anything rn

[willow dirge]

L

[wary yacht]

wait idk

[harsh orbit]

could tell

[wary yacht]

am i being friendzoned

[willow dirge]

bro got I-kinda-like-you-zoned

[tame whale]

unfortunate

[willow dirge]

bro got commitment-issue-zoned

[tame whale]

not exactly

[harsh orbit]

that's L bro

[wary yacht]

and how do YOU know this

[restive topaz]

hey i like you

[harsh orbit]

hate that shi

[wary yacht]

me fr

[willow dirge]

ok

[restive topaz]

u js said it lil bro

[muted dock]

😭

[wary yacht]

dawg

[willow dirge]

im married to my SAT score sorry kirbs

[muted dock]

i hope it works out for you grace

[restive topaz]

lowkey you’re unsmart

[wary yacht]

i see it as a W

[restive topaz]

2 is better than one

[wary yacht]

didnt get blocked

[muted dock]

ok yeah thats true

[willow dirge]

that’s WILD

[muted dock]

and the vare minimum

[wary yacht]

did u get 1600

[tame whale]

i did

[willow dirge]

no pls do not remind me of my inadequacies

[wary yacht]

LMFAO

[restive topaz]

i don’t get jealous easily so we can make it work

[willow dirge]

50-50 time split ok?

[wary yacht]

woah woah woah

[restive topaz]

bet works

[willow dirge]

im a Gujarati bro, 50% off is 50% off

businessman at heart

[wary yacht]

💔

[willow dirge]

LMFAO

[willow dirge]

😭😭😭

[restive topaz]

game is game

[wary yacht]

@restive topaz

[restive topaz]

wait

[muted dock]

😭

[wary yacht]

its a W

[willow dirge]

I respect the hustle

[restive topaz]

i aint even know your bday

[muted dock]

yall are wilding

[wary yacht]

yes

[restive topaz]

whats your bday gang

[wary yacht]

who

geagle?

[restive topaz]

my soon to be spouse

yes

[willow dirge]

oh

moving fast

im not paying for the wedding btw

[restive topaz]

like the wind

[willow dirge]

October 16

[willow dirge]

NOOOOO

NOT THE WIND

[restive topaz]

its ok we’ll hold @muted dock at gun point

[willow dirge]

THE FREAKY WIND FROM YESTERDAY

[wary yacht]

bro ur rich

what

[willow dirge]

but I’m Gujarati

[wary yacht]

kanjoos

[muted dock]

why me

[willow dirge]

tbh Gujarati weddings are MASSIVE

[muted dock]

i is pigeon

[restive topaz]

because first @ bro

[willow dirge]

ambanis are Gujarati we all saw their wedding

[wary yacht]

ik lmao

[muted dock]

all i got is fur

[wary yacht]

yes

[restive topaz]

you got 2 tasty kidneys you ain need em

[willow dirge]

you wouldn’t sell the fur off your back for me?? 💔💔💔

[wary yacht]

ew

[willow dirge]

LMFAO

[restive topaz]

wow cheating already?

[muted dock]

noh

[muted dock]

yum

gib

[tame whale]

geagle bhai

[wary yacht]

yummyyy

[tame whale]

enough flirting

[muted dock]

hes high

everyones high

[restive topaz]

you can be the bridesmaid

[muted dock]

arent you gonna be the bride miss maam?

[tame whale]

i will put the stick i deboned today in school up your ass kirbs

[muted dock]

kinky

[wary yacht]

kinky

fun

[restive topaz]

idk

[restive topaz]

sorry i’m with geagle now

[tame whale]

ok and?>

i am a home wrecker

[wary yacht]

LMFAO

[restive topaz]

lowkey we aint got a home yet

so

wait ig

[wary yacht]

when kids

[muted dock]

i voluntter to be the child

[restive topaz]

you can come in like a wrecking ball in about 2 or 3 years

after we farm some money from gps liver

[wary yacht]

wildest thread fr

[muted dock]

hes gujrati

rich mf

ill be the adopted child

trust

[restive topaz]

you’re not in the will tho

if u are getting adopted

[muted dock]

issok

ill live a good childhood

secure assets

[tame whale]

you are an 18 year old discord mod

what are you yapping about

[muted dock]

ion know

[restive topaz]

wait

[muted dock]

i dont wanna study math

[restive topaz]

aint u older than me

how u finna be my child

[tame whale]

time travel

[restive topaz]

even then wouldn’t work

[muted dock]

issok

[restive topaz]

we’re like months apart

at best

[muted dock]

we can make it work mom

[tame whale]

thats why its an adoption

[muted dock]

how old are you/

?

[restive topaz]

18

[muted dock]

same

[restive topaz]

19 this year

[muted dock]

what month?

[restive topaz]

i know

september

[muted dock]

ahh im nov

[restive topaz]

wow

[wary yacht]

wait

[muted dock]

2 moths

[restive topaz]

im older

[wary yacht]

adopt me

pls

[muted dock]

indeed

[wary yacht]

ill convince geagle

[restive topaz]

sure i need a kid to beat

[wary yacht]

wild

[muted dock]

💀

[wary yacht]

sure

im kinky

[muted dock]

flashbacks

[restive topaz]

hey be happy it isn’t you

[muted dock]

?????

[wary yacht]

yes

[restive topaz]

thats incest bro

[wary yacht]

lmfao

[muted dock]

thats your mother child

[restive topaz]

actually

[willow dirge]

ek second

[restive topaz]

father

[wary yacht]

wait is this

[restive topaz]

i am a male

[wary yacht]

a girl?

what?

oh

[willow dirge]

kiski shaadi being planned

[wary yacht]

aight

[wary yacht]

u and kirbs

im ur child

[willow dirge]

oh

daddy issues incoming?

[muted dock]

same

[wary yacht]

always bro

[wary yacht]

yay sisters

[willow dirge]

daddy issues x2?

[tame whale]

everyone shut the fuck up and watch me play fortnite

[restive topaz]

but they got 2 dads

[wary yacht]

no

[willow dirge]

no you stfu

[restive topaz]

ion understand how that’d work

[tame whale]

🔥

[tame whale]

bitch

[muted dock]

i am NOT calling you daddy

[restive topaz]

miku

[willow dirge]

PLEASE

NO

DONT

[muted dock]

bet

[willow dirge]

IM GOOD BRO

[tame whale]

miku miku you can call me miku

[restive topaz]

no balls

[tame whale]

blue hair blue eyes

hiding in your wifi

[oak stone]

I also like a girl but am lit so scared to tell her

[tame whale]

go ahead

[willow dirge]

aw dude

[tame whale]

nothigns gonna happen

[restive topaz]

no balls issa

[willow dirge]

go for it

what’s the worst

[restive topaz]

mcr ref??

[oak stone]

no this girl like

she's the best and\

[willow dirge]

no

[oak stone]

i think she dont like me back

and i dont wanna ruin our friendship

[willow dirge]

look, if you really like her that much, go for it dude. you’ll regret it always if you don’t

[muted dock]

I WANNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP

[restive topaz]

What's the worst that I can say? 🗣️

[willow dirge]

PIGEON NO

[muted dock]

WE SHOULD BE LOVERS INSTESF

[willow dirge]

NO LYRICS

NO

PIGEON

[muted dock]

:(

[willow dirge]

ok fine

Go ahead

One more line

[wary yacht]

LMFAOOOO

[muted dock]

i dont have a cat

[willow dirge]

I DIDNT THINK SHE WOULD ACTUALLY STOP

NOW I FEEL BAD

[muted dock]

i dont know

[restive topaz]

Things are better if I stay

🗣️

[oak stone]

tho i think she knows i like her

plus

she's in this server

[willow dirge]

then just go for it

[restive topaz]

no dummy its a mcr song

[oak stone]

💀

[willow dirge]

be chill with it

don’t be too dramatic

just lowkey go

[muted dock]

:<

[restive topaz]

ill do it for u bro slide @ it’ll be like ripping a band aid

[oak stone]

its the muted girl in cl

[restive topaz]

a bunch of poeple got muted

[oak stone]

shh

[tame whale]

whomst

,whohas mted

[muted dock]

oh

[quiet birch]

Couldn't find a role matching mted!

Jan 21, 2025, 6:52 PM

[restive topaz]

wow

[tame whale]

,whohas muted

[quiet birch]

Members in Muted
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1.   the_psychology_hub```

[tame whale]

oh

crazy

[muted dock]

damn

[willow dirge]

dude I’d honestly say go for it

[restive topaz]

@oak stone its over for u lil bro

[willow dirge]

shoot your shot

just be chill like

“lowkey bro i kinda like you”

“like more than friends type shi”

“ok cool thanks boo”

[oak stone]

i mean she is really chill

[tame whale]

holdon informing the gc of this rq

[restive topaz]

same

[muted dock]

NO WAYYY

😭

[restive topaz]

(shes in the gc)

[muted dock]

youre not in there lil bro

[restive topaz]

@oak stone lowkey cooked

[restive topaz]

no but im in a gc w her

[muted dock]

HOW MANY GCS

[oak stone]

chat

lets talk abt this

[restive topaz]

ok

[muted dock]

go make new confession

[restive topaz]

lets talk about this

[muted dock]

this is grace's

[wary yacht]

what bro taking inspo from me?

[restive topaz]

no

its mot

[willow dirge]

💀

real??

[restive topaz]

she alrdy confessed and her thing happened

[wary yacht]

come up w ur own rizz

[restive topaz]

@wary yacht r u matching pfps w him

[harsh orbit]

two different perspectives

well could be better could be worse

[willow dirge]

OK FINE BRO

[wary yacht]

who

[restive topaz]

u dont need rizz

[restive topaz]

are you perchance slow

[wary yacht]

oh

no

im not

[winged turret]

what is going on here 😭

[wary yacht]

the guy is someone uk

hes in the server

[willow dirge]

that’s crazy

[wary yacht]

im matching w someone else

[willow dirge]

is it supernova

[wary yacht]

fucker

[muted dock]

im getting adopted!!!!

:D

[wary yacht]

will give u TT

[winged turret]

oh wha

[willow dirge]

no diddy

[willow dirge]

yeah

[tame whale]

nah his game is 0

max he can pull is 4th graders

[muted dock]

😭

[willow dirge]

oh true

[restive topaz]

so u like him but ur matching w someone else?

[muted dock]

main na sehta @harsh orbit

[wary yacht]

yea cause

[muted dock]

but then again

[winged turret]

lore time

[muted dock]

youd agree

[wary yacht]

i cant change my pfp

[tame whale]

ive never matched profile pictures

[wary yacht]

cause that guy

likes me

[harsh orbit]

what is it with you and calling people daddy

[muted dock]

WHEN?

DID I

[willow dirge]

I matched pfps with a guy for a day as a dare

[muted dock]

WTF

[wary yacht]

bro is GAY?

[willow dirge]

ur getting mixed up w andra

[restive topaz]

wb me 😔 we HAVE a child

[willow dirge]

they weren’t romantic pfps they were the funny kind

[muted dock]

gay bestie fr

[willow dirge]

two children right

[muted dock]

ok true

[willow dirge]

LMFAO

[wary yacht]

yes

[willow dirge]

PH EA PIGEON

[muted dock]

lowkey

[wary yacht]

thats what i said

[muted dock]

need one

[willow dirge]

meet gay bestie girl

[muted dock]

OH

[harsh orbit]

bro what 😭??? where did u get that from

[muted dock]

WOW

😭

[willow dirge]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[wary yacht]

HUH

[muted dock]

LM FAOOO

[wary yacht]

???

[restive topaz]

right i forgot

[muted dock]

😭

[harsh orbit]

bro shut the fuck up 🙏😭

[tame whale]

dont be surprised when you get bent over

[muted dock]

abay

no freaky

[tame whale]

arctic monkeys

[willow dirge]

she’s the one that I told about you saying I gave off gay vibes, it’s funny cuz you’re like the second person in two weeks to say that to me

[harsh orbit]

you're the one who gets bent over

[muted dock]

bro

ngl

ion think zn can ever be not freaky

[restive topaz]

lowkey agree

[tame whale]

there is a way

[willow dirge]

ZNFreaky

[restive topaz]

@willow dirge are we gon watch the sunset

[wary yacht]

OHHHHH

[restive topaz]

with your SATs

[willow dirge]

HEAG

YEAH

[tame whale]

what if ntead of ZNotes it was FNotes and we all got freaky with each other

[willow dirge]

ye sure

[willow dirge]

Freaky znotes

ZNFreaky

[harsh orbit]

not with me around

[muted dock]

sigh

[restive topaz]

@muted dock take care of ur sister me and daddy finna have alone time

[oak stone]

okay so

[tame whale]

i always thought i might be bad now

[oak stone]

I dm'ed her

[muted dock]

😭

[tame whale]

im sure that its true

cause

[harsh orbit]

we already do

[tame whale]

i think youre so good

and im nothing like you

[winged turret]

geagle need you in dms rq, need to discuss regarding a request i got

[tame whale]

look at you go

i just adore you

i wish that i knew

[willow dirge]

yes

[tame whale]

what makes you think im so speciall

[muted dock]

shadoo what

konsa?

[tame whale]

song

https://open.spotify.com/track/4gMAabgdlxMotsFIucQA0M?si=1e8454862abd42bb

peak song

[restive topaz]

lowkey

theres better ones

like

[muted dock]

your peak songs are emo

[tame whale]

no they arent

[wary yacht]

am i the

sister

[tame whale]

i was gonna send another song that i think is peak

youll say its emo too

[willow dirge]

yes

[wary yacht]

YAY

[winged turret]

zn family

[willow dirge]

kabutar is the DEFINITION of emo

[restive topaz]

my rs w geags https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qg8hWllFdbsu0Fp0Q5axn?si=rniTZjaCRDmbLGt_1KC_iA

[winged turret]

crazy lore

[tame whale]

i know

[restive topaz]

trust

[winged turret]

hold on gonna eat food brb

[willow dirge]

I hate to break it to you too soon but you’re

Kinda

[oak stone]

@willow dirge

[willow dirge]

adopted

[restive topaz]

@winged turret im in a poly relationship w geagle bro its crazy and i have 2 kids

[restive topaz]

thats crazy

[muted dock]

😭

[willow dirge]

😭😭😭😭 awh

[tame whale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3ui7gMeDr5eb1bV16sbZQq?si=46d1f8126b454681

[muted dock]

shes her cousin

[winged turret]

the gaslighting

[wary yacht]

bro what

[tame whale]

halima is crazy

[wary yacht]

could u not afford

the ivf shit or whtv

[oak stone]

so hai...I'm actually Halima eheh

[willow dirge]

two men bro how do we make that work

[muted dock]

🫃

[restive topaz]

and papers

[willow dirge]

NO

[muted dock]

there

[willow dirge]

STFU

mimi flashbacks

ngl

[wary yacht]

uhm

ivf

using

[oak stone]

so were u the one in labour or

[wary yacht]

a surrogate

[willow dirge]

surrogate yes

[tame whale]

so lowkey

i think mimi kinda mad at us

💀

[wary yacht]

yes

[muted dock]

THINK

MF

[willow dirge]

and?

[muted dock]

THINK

[tame whale]

its hilarious

she ignores me in gg

[wary yacht]

who is mimi

[willow dirge]

yessss

[tame whale]

its so funny

[muted dock]

😭

[tame whale]

like okay bitch we were lenient on you for

MONTHS

[muted dock]

yall are menies

[tame whale]

and now we arent so youre upset?

[muted dock]

meanies

[restive topaz]

wouldnt work you’re like 17-18 maybe 16 and when you were born i’d’ve been like 2 months

[oak stone]

the pedo? what did mimi do

[muted dock]

men

[willow dirge]

fym bro I removed a mute of hers once just cuz I wanted to be reasonable

you cannot accuse me of not being fair to mimi

[muted dock]

i didnt 😭

just said yall are meanies

[wary yacht]

right

[restive topaz]

u kinda say that alot

[willow dirge]

you used to call me on my cellphone

[tame whale]

im a born and bred hater

correct

[restive topaz]

i’m always right

[muted dock]

exactly

[wary yacht]

late night when you need my love

[willow dirge]

🗣️

[restive topaz]

like father like daughter

[wary yacht]

i genuinely

dont like you

[wary yacht]

dawg

[restive topaz]

@willow dirge i want a divorce

[wary yacht]

no

[restive topaz]

i’m taking half

[muted dock]

which child?

[willow dirge]

ok done pulls out prenup

[restive topaz]

half of both?

[wary yacht]

i dont want the mean daddy

[restive topaz]

i aint sign it so

[muted dock]

💀

[harsh orbit]

he forged it

[muted dock]

HUH

[tame whale]

it was in the marriage agreement

[willow dirge]

^

[tame whale]

you fool

[willow dirge]

^

[tame whale]

always check the fine print before you sign a contract

[wary yacht]

i want geagle daddy not kirbs daddy

[willow dirge]

both kids are mine sorry kirbs

[restive topaz]

and u admitted now i’ll take the house aswell

[harsh orbit]

damn this is negative rizz

[willow dirge]

you get visitation on saturdays

[muted dock]

how old are you?

[harsh orbit]

bro doesn't pull he pushes

[wary yacht]

17

[restive topaz]

u can have the kids i’m takin everything else

[harsh orbit]

nah this is crazy

[muted dock]

youngin

[harsh orbit]

roleplay ahh

[willow dirge]

okay that’s fine I don’t have much else either

[restive topaz]

lowkey i agree

[muted dock]

💀

[harsh orbit]

other than family wealth

[wary yacht]

😂

[restive topaz]

your SATs included

[willow dirge]

that’s not mine that’s the fam’s

[willow dirge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THEM

I LOVE THEM MORE THAN MY OWN KIDS

[restive topaz]

welp

[willow dirge]

shi

ok

[wary yacht]

dawg

[willow dirge]

Fine

[restive topaz]

ill js use this statement and take the kids now

[wary yacht]

what

[willow dirge]

no

[harsh orbit]

not in front of the kids

[willow dirge]

I retract that statement

[wary yacht]

exactly

[willow dirge]

it was the wind

[restive topaz]

too late screenshotted

[wary yacht]

heartbroken

[willow dirge]

matter of fact

[restive topaz]

sent to my lawyer

[muted dock]

wow dad

[harsh orbit]

his snake ran on the laptop and typed it out

maybe it was his cat

[willow dirge]

ok guys ZNFamily over

[wary yacht]

LMFAO

[willow dirge]

or maybe it was my drake

[harsh orbit]

znroleplay

[restive topaz]

was nice while it lasted

[wary yacht]

yes

[willow dirge]

YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE

[restive topaz]

thats freaky asf

[harsh orbit]

well u could still say it was ur snake

[muted dock]

ABAY

[wary yacht]

LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE

[willow dirge]

send the gif kabutar!!!

[muted dock]

no

[willow dirge]

please?

:3

[harsh orbit]

chta clip tha

[restive topaz]

the ZNFamily maybe over but the Znfreak will never be put out

[willow dirge]

REAL

[muted dock]

begging aint gonna work rn

[restive topaz]

listen to yo daddy

[willow dirge]

NOOOOO

[harsh orbit]

maybe the znfreak was the friends we made along the way

[muted dock]

neither is cat roleplay

[willow dirge]

NOOOOOOO THAT OJE ALWAYS WORKSHSH

[muted dock]

😭

[harsh orbit]

submissive roleplay?

[muted dock]

i hate the fact that the innocent work has been so corrupted

fuck you wattpad fanfic authors

[restive topaz]

imagine unga bunga man js reading this and deletes znotes

[muted dock]

nu uh

[willow dirge]

NO

[restive topaz]

tbf would be a fair thing to do

[muted dock]

\no freaky by me

[willow dirge]

NO

KIRBS

KIRBS DONT

[muted dock]

😭