fuck astrix >:(

[loud cove]

bipolar

[shy seal]

@weak spear

is ur ass fr?

[weak spear]

aint no way

okay admit it

[sonic steppe]

this is @weak spear for sure

[weak spear]

which one of yall did this

[toxic citrus]

Astrix we all know this is you

[weak spear]

I'd like to believe this is me

[toxic citrus]

that's embarrassing

[shy seal]

i would have stopped at fuck astrix

[toxic citrus]

LMFAOO

[weak spear]

with no context LMfao

I think Ik who did this

[toxic citrus]

Yeah cuz who would need anything more

[toxic citrus]

Yourself

[weak spear]

@half pendant

get ur ass here

I know u did this

[weak spear]

Like I mentioned before, I would like to believe this is me

[shy seal]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-metal-gear-solid-scared-solid-snake-gif-26553659

[weak spear]

but unfortunately as a conscious human being myself

I am aware of the fact that I have not created this maliciously crafted confession

[shy seal]

u wanted a main charachter moment

[weak spear]

well I do want that but

that's besides the point!

no wait

tanisha doesnt type like that

@severe finch ...?

[severe finch]

uhh hmm

i think

laughs maniacally

you fools..

[weak spear]

[severe finch]

I WROTE IT

[weak spear]

AINT NO WAY

[toxic citrus]

thid is js astrix's alt

[severe finch]

THOU HAST FALL FOR MY TRAP

[weak spear]

Nah my alt is different

[shy seal]

ikr 😭

[severe finch]

你们掉进了我的陷阱

oops

[weak spear]

wtf is that

[severe finch]

sorry wrojng language

[weak spear]

bruh

[severe finch]

YOU ALL HAVE FALLEN UNDER MY TRAP

[weak spear]

u h h

[shy seal]

wait we can ban him for having alts lmao 😭

[weak spear]

I already told geagle about it

so am good

👍

[shy seal]

[severe finch]

and what are YOUUUUUUUUUUUU gonna do about it

[weak spear]

you can dm me bbg 😉

Ik u wanna

[shy seal]

ok but aadit could never

[weak spear]

[shy seal]

[severe finch]

AIGHT BET

LESGO

[weak spear]

HUSH

[shy seal]

omds

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-i-love-you-i-love-you-so-much-i-love-you-this-much-gif-6954355348785154121

[shy seal]

https://tenor.com/view/saileen-saileen-buddy-saileen-een-saileen-sail-saileen-hd-gif-20366316

[lilac kelp]

Sniped!

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gimme all dat gyatt

Message by abudabikermit

Sniped!

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gimme all dat gyatt

Message by abudabikermit

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/gyatt-scale-gyatt-scale-gyatt-scale-100-100-gif-9599680878358118865

[severe finch]

https://tenor.com/view/hehehe-gif-18542018

[toxic citrus]

I want to

[shy seal]

become a mod

quick

[toxic citrus]

omw

[weak spear]

how do u become a mod

[severe finch]

eat sammodat ____ fill in the blanks

[shy seal]

idrk

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/calculating-puzzled-math-confused-confused-look-gif-14677181

[severe finch]

touche

[weak spear]

:>

[lilac kelp]

Sniped!

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moans daddyyy

Message by astrix8083

Sniped!

Text:

moans daddyyy

Message by astrix8083

[weak spear]

erm-

who wrote that

that's totally not me

I wonder who that is

[severe finch]

e-e-e-e-e-eexplain urself!!

[weak spear]

sighs

okay bbg

I like u too 😞

[shy seal]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-dies-fifth-time-from-cringe-gif-23530193

[severe finch]

gasps in 7th person

[weak spear]

pulls out a ring

"MARRY ME!"

[severe finch]

"yes!!!!"

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/bubu-dudu-kisses-in-love-couple-excited-gif-10536607460438133760

[severe finch]

proceeds to do that one random dramatic kiss scene

[hallow kelp]

the fuck is this

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-goma-in-love-gif-2631069857007360608

[severe finch]

whispers {this is like those reddit stories that poppsed up on my yt page}

[weak spear]

this is the closest I've got to my heart exploding

[severe finch]

we discuss further more in dms 😏

[weak spear]

okay daddy 😏

[severe finch]

and the lore continues.....

[half pendant]

why did I think Astrix is a girl....

[weak spear]

why did I think u were a furry...

[severe finch]

mb

[toxic citrus]

What the actual flip

[toxic citrus]

Not even a girl, a creature

[weak spear]

you aren't the one to talk

ur amster's gf afterall

[half pendant]

mb 😔 that was my old phase, I'm a human now

a normal one

[weak spear]

LMAO

it's okay sushi

I accept you

unlike some bozobrainbossybots over here 🙄

[severe finch]

grabs popcorn

[severe finch]

mmm

from ur name

you are something that i wanna eat rn]

[half pendant]

thank you 🥹

[lilac kelp]

Gave +1 rep to astrix8083!

[half pendant]

ok. this is a lil disturbing

[toxic citrus]

can you stop

Like actually

It's annoying

[severe finch]

Fiar enough

[weak spear]

then u stop

[half pendant]

wtf is this-

[weak spear]

I aint stopping till u stop .-.

[half pendant]

i open discord to=

[weak spear]

the day we come to an agreement to stop

we stop

until then je suis rephuse

[toxic citrus]

Stop what tf

[weak spear]

stop being mean

come to a truce

[toxic citrus]

you're so easy to bully tho

[weak spear]

then I will continue to call u his gf

it's tit for tat sis

[toxic citrus]

💀

[weak spear]

make ur decision

u have 30 seconds

[severe finch]

vine boom sound effect

[loud cove]

🗿

[weak spear]

@toxic citrus u cant hide from the inevitable

[hallow kelp]

@loud cove

end me

[toxic citrus]

Fr.

[weak spear]

30 seconds are up

MAKE UR DECISION.

Mrs. Damn

[toxic citrus]

there's a reason you're being ignored

[weak spear]

Okay Mrs. Damn

[hallow kelp]

@toxic citrus report him for harassment

[toxic citrus]

CAN I ACTUALLY?

[hallow kelp]

Yeah

[toxic citrus]

js /report

?

Or what

[hallow kelp]

And give a reason prolly

[toxic citrus]

Oh wait js a ticket is fine

[hallow kelp]

Also read up on the rules

tickets work too

[toxic citrus]

Yes alrigjt

Let me

gather up proof

[hallow kelp]

slay

[severe finch]

dang

you want me to get lawyer

[weak spear]

yes

pls be my lawyer

or get me a lawyer

I cannot deal with these dimwits

[severe finch]

mmm

ok

i gotchu

[weak spear]

awww isn't it her boyfriend supporting his girlfriend cus she's uncomfortable womp womp

[hallow kelp]

you think you're hilarious don't you

[weak spear]

LAWYER.

I AM BEING PERSONALLY ATTACKED HERE.

[severe finch]

hold on im playing fortnie

[weak spear]

[severe finch]

ok im back

uh

z

[half pendant]

no I didnt-

okie guys

what went down here💀

[weak spear]

I dont want u to get involved

[half pendant]

[river flax]

The amount of confessions on specific people nowadays dawg.

isw if i see one of these on me im gonna kms

[hallow kelp]

lmao

[half pendant]

me too💀

[weak spear]

honestly

I like the attention

[river flax]

now we pray for the confessors to stay away from us

[weak spear]

:3

[river flax]

😭

Not exactly my thing

[weak spear]

THAT'S RIGHT CONFESSIONERS

CONFESS ABOUT ME

GO ON!!!

[hallow kelp]

dont you have a ticket against you rn

[half pendant]

frfr

[half pendant]

no ur irrelevant

[weak spear]

I do?

[half pendant]

BAHAHAHAHA

[weak spear]

wait what

when

how

why

where

@river flax someone made a ticket about me?

[river flax]

ask geegs

im too lazy to check

[weak spear]

Im scawed

what if...

the ticket's bad

what if...

WHAT IF...

[toxic citrus]

harassing someone over the Internet isn't smth womp womp-able

[half pendant]

womp womp

[toxic citrus]

real (although it does give an ego boost)

[half pendant]

lmao what now

[toxic citrus]

Fr adding this to my extra ss

[weak spear]

[lilac kelp]

Sniped!

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Astrix youre not slick bro

Message by tharunbn7

[hallow kelp]

?

[toxic citrus]

tharun g

[hallow kelp]

??

i see a message delete ill snipe it

[native sluice]

I was joking ab him sending the confession himself

[toxic citrus]

that's his alt

[half pendant]

real

[hallow kelp]

if astrix gets off with a slap on the wrist

doomed

[native sluice]

But didnt want to without context so deleted

[weak spear]

excuse me

[half pendant]

you're excused🤸‍♀️

buh bye

[weak spear]

OK

WOW.

THE AUDACITY

[river flax]

True but depends on the confession content

[river flax]

Maybe

Not sure

[half pendant]

b-but im just a girl

🎀

[hallow kelp]

some guy called me a narcissist

[weak spear]

can u check it for me?

[hallow kelp]

it was some random confession someone made about me being cool or something

[lilac kelp]

Sniped!

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I agree

Message by bipityboopp

[hallow kelp]

[river flax]

Rip

[lilac kelp]

Sniped!

Text

But didnt want to without context

Edited by tharunbn7

[half pendant]

[weak spear]

why do u literally snipe everything-

[hallow kelp]

because

i can

[weak spear]

ok valid

[hallow kelp]

you basically ask for it

to happen

[lilac kelp]

Sniped!

Text:

Message by bipityboopp

[half pendant]

slowpoke

[lilac kelp]

Sniped!

Text:

Message by astrix8083

[hallow kelp]

i have returned

[weak spear]

[hallow kelp]

[half pendant]

[mild vault]

astrix be wilding

[hallow kelp]

you think i read whats being deleted

i jsut know its beign deleted

[half pendant]

BUD U BROKE THE STAREHARD CHAIN

[native sluice]

What did I do bro

[half pendant]

[severe finch]

m its back i jusdt realised

[hallow kelp]

nothing

[half pendant]

so true

[mild vault]

mimi or you wrote that fr

[half pendant]

nahh i didnt write it ashley

i was afk

[mild vault]

bro

[mild vault]

i digged too deep

[half pendant]

LMFAOAOAOAOOA

[weak spear]

...

[half pendant]

help

[weak spear]

NAH BUT ACTUALLY

THAT'S SO UNHINGED

[mild vault]

also what up with nugget

[hallow kelp]

gone

retired

[mild vault]

you got some mad accusations against her

[half pendant]

whos nugget

[mild vault]

@dapper nexus

her

[half pendant]

oh is she the lady who retired

[dapper nexus]

yeah

[dapper nexus]

whats up with me wym?

[mild vault]

allegations

[dapper nexus]

oh

theyre nothing but FALSE ALLEGATIONS

[half pendant]

[loud cove]

first guy is wild

[dapper nexus]

[mild vault]

[mild vault]

🤨

[loud cove]

erm

[hallow kelp]

huh

deadass thought that was talking about me

ive been called shadow for like 4 years

[mild vault]

bro

[hallow kelp]

i remember that one

[mild vault]

i aint searching deeper

[toxic citrus]

Oh...

[native sluice]

100% a sign for you to stop scrolling

[toxic citrus]

znsexual

[hallow kelp]

lmao

yk

its worse when you

[mild vault]

we found the culprit

[hallow kelp]

use the entire znotes meaning

[toxic citrus]

ACTUALLY?

[weak spear]

I wanna meet this person

and tell them

what the fuck

[toxic citrus]

zubair notes

[hallow kelp]

yes

[mild vault]

u?

[hallow kelp]

zubairnotessexual:st

[toxic citrus]

NO?

Why would it be me

[weak spear]

LMAO

[hallow kelp]

[weak spear]

ayo

chiLL

[mild vault]

idk' ...'

is a weird response

assumption

[hallow kelp]

mishal doesnt use

...

though

[weak spear]

stop accusing her

[mild vault]

sus

[weak spear]

she's innocent

[weak spear]

I'm mishal's lawyer

now back off

[mild vault]

ok astrix

[weak spear]

before I bring my lawyer

that's right

be scared

run

[hallow kelp]

your "client" has a case against you

[toxic citrus]

I use ellipses for when

1. shocked
2. role-playing with andrea

[hallow kelp]

you may get smited by the government

[weak spear]

and it has been solved 😄

and now I am on her side

[hallow kelp]

pov: ij ust learned what the ... is called

[mild vault]

why we talking in fuck astrix

chat

[toxic citrus]

We learnt it in eng bro....

[hallow kelp]

[toxic citrus]

LMFAOOOO

[hallow kelp]

listen

all i know is

[loud cove]

monkey

[hallow kelp]

adjectives are describing words

[weak spear]

what about verbs

what are those

[hallow kelp]

my english is yapology

[weak spear]

[weak spear]

THE FIRST TIME I AGREE WITH YOU

[hallow kelp]

idk

actions?

you think i have this shit memorized/

i?

[weak spear]

yappmaster 🔥

[hallow kelp]

i just know when to use them

[weak spear]

you think I have it memorised?

[hallow kelp]

i dont got a clue what they are

[weak spear]

same

what's an adverb

is it like

a verb

[hallow kelp]

probably

[weak spear]

with an ad infront of it

[half pendant]

me with eng lit

talking about manipulation and deceit

for othello

[weak spear]

me in gp

[half pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/me-looking-for-who-asked-who-asked-meme-did-i-ask-searching-finding-gif-26259890

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-who-cares-who-asked-dont-care-didnt-ask-gif-22912860

[half pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/who-cares-gif-24186436

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-i-asked-giga-chad-meme-gif-14175121008685103251

[half pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-meme-cringe-imagine-gif-23477312

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-gif-24564527

[half pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-tears-cry-bubbles-powerpuff-girls-gif-14925459385269277506

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-i-am-just-a-fish-dont-cry-gif-25697823

[half pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-nope-no-nuh-uh-no-way-gif-21846503

[weak spear]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-confused-face-confused-look-im-confused-im-so-confused-gif-16067865999736184254

[shy seal]

phack you

fuck astrix

[weak spear]

love u too

[potent flare]

if i find out

astrix wrote this

im banning

@weak spear you up for that deal?

[weak spear]

Oh kermit wrote this not me

He admitted it earlier

[potent flare]

right

[severe finch]

i vouch

[weak spear]

,w vouch

[timid sable]

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[native sluice]

@shy seal vocabulary meanings on discord is crazy bro 😭

[shy seal]

lmao

[half pendant]

I take it back ur not smart

[weak spear]

when did u ever say i was smart

[half pendant]

I did

[weak spear]

no u didnt

I did

[half pendant]

You just have the memory of a fish

[weak spear]

[native sluice]

Astrix never fails to surprise me

[weak spear]

*goldfish

[half pendant]

fish without the gold🎀

[weak spear]

fish have good memories

[half pendant]

real

[weak spear]

google it

[weak spear]

I know

I like to awe-struck people

:3

[native sluice]

You saying this is just

What

[weak spear]

?

ur confusing me

[severe finch]

the first one, dang

[weak spear]

if they dont google it

what do they do

[severe finch]

😏

[weak spear]

[half pendant]

gemini ai >>

[half pendant]

I like to bamboozle peeple

I like to swindle people

[weak spear]

ur a gemini?

SHIT MY DAD'S BDAY

SHIT SHIT

[half pendant]

no

[weak spear]

I FORGOT TO THINK OF A GIFT

[half pendant]

i was close to being one though

[weak spear]

WAIT

WHAT MONTH IS GEMINI

[half pendant]

i think 21st may onwards

[weak spear]

oh

U GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK BRO

[half pendant]

i think i had a heart AttAaaAaAaaCk

[weak spear]

my dad's bday is on the 18th of some month

it's june

ok gr8

I got a month

[half pendant]

I always sketch out birthday cards for my parents

or give them like

idk

[weak spear]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[half pendant]

i forgot what i give em

[weak spear]

I always play my violin for them

[severe finch]

i like to make people think of their existence

[half pendant]

lmao this one time I played happy birthday for my cousin

[weak spear]

,w swindle

[half pendant]

on the piano

[timid sable]

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[half pendant]

aint no way

the feelings are lost in my lungs

[weak spear]

Im confused

[half pendant]

they're burning id rather be numb

and there is no one else to blame

🗿

[weak spear]

LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOO

LET IT GOOO

CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

[half pendant]

cant hold it back anymore

[weak spear]

LET IT GOOOOOOOO

[half pendant]

[weak spear]

LET IT GOOOOOOO

THE PAST IS IN THE PAST

BUT HERE I STAND

AND HERE I STAY

WHAT THE FUTURE BEHOLDS

SNOW DONT HURT ME ANYWAYS

[half pendant]

@weak spear

proof

fbi gotta hire me

[weak spear]

editor

how dare u edit

the audacity

It's quite obvious u edited it

[half pendant]

i didnt edit it

u can go back and see it

[weak spear]

dont believe u

[half pendant]

astagah

[weak spear]

Im not jobless

[half pendant]

bro it takes less than 5 seconds-

wdym

🗿

[weak spear]

5 seconds are a waste of time

[half pendant]

b-but im just a girl🎀

[half pendant]

ur a waste of space.

[weak spear]

in 5 seconds I can lose/gain 1 mark in mcq

[weak spear]

I weigh less than u

[weak spear]

*alienated monstrosity

[half pendant]

how much do u weigh

[half pendant]

mean😔

[weak spear]

how much do YOU weigh

[weak spear]

atleast I know my vocabulary

[half pendant]

thats bodyshaming

[weak spear]

[half pendant]

wow-

WOWWWWWW

[weak spear]

nah

didnt say anything about ur weight

Now tell me

how much

spill

[half pendant]

THE DOWNRIGHT AUDACITY

[weak spear]

Now Im downbad crying at the gym

everything comes out teenage petulance

[half pendant]

chat gpt ah answer

I WEIGH MORE THAN YOU

[weak spear]

AINT NO WAY

U WEIGHT 2 KGS MORE

[half pendant]

im a strong woman

[weak spear]

💀

[half pendant]

time to bulk

and gain muscle

[weak spear]

U weigh more cus u have long hair

[half pendant]

i dont have long hair-

i weight more cuz im taller

[weak spear]

yes u do

[half pendant]

[half pendant]

it aint long

[weak spear]

ur 3'2

what do u mean

[half pendant]

ur 0 feet

[severe finch]

YOU GUYS HAVE FEET

😭

[weak spear]

u -3.2 feet

[severe finch]

i dont got any

[weak spear]

No I use cm

but she's an abomination

[half pendant]

dark

[half pendant]

i use both

cuz im cool

[weak spear]

u have hands

use them

[half pendant]

btw i gained a cm

im 165 now

[severe finch]

bet 😏

[half pendant]

[weak spear]

cus ur multi-faced

[severe finch]

Ooh i got to 169.5 no jokwe

[half pendant]

multi-faceted*

[weak spear]

SHORTIE

[half pendant]

are u a guy or a girl

[weak spear]

Im 171 cm UwU

[severe finch]

i wont disclose

that information

[half pendant]

I used to be 159 in 8th grade

[severe finch]

if i say anything

i get shot

😭

[half pendant]

ur a guy

alr

[weak spear]

he's a girl

[half pendant]

?

[severe finch]

Im quite short for my age

[half pendant]

eh u grow taller after 18

[weak spear]

bday?

[half pendant]

[severe finch]

you do NOT want to know my bday

you guys

wont believe

20 bucks

[weak spear]

29th feb

[severe finch]

on my life

[weak spear]

2008?

[severe finch]

nah

abit further

[weak spear]

it's 2008 right

[half pendant]

28th march

[weak spear]

1st april

[severe finch]

getting warmer

[severe finch]

AZYY YO

NAH

THIS MAN

IS NOT HUMAN

[weak spear]

HAHAHAHAAH

[half pendant]

dayum

[weak spear]

UR OLDER THAN ME

AND SHORTER

[severe finch]

nyehhehehe 😏

[half pendant]

everyone is

[weak spear]

U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS :3

[severe finch]

WOAH

yo

send help

i havent checked my height inawhile though

i might be 170> its been MONTHS

[half pendant]

i did pull ups to grow taller

but my genetics are fihgting me

[weak spear]

I didn't check my height in 1 year

[half pendant]

i checked it yesterday RAHHH

[weak spear]

same

my mom's height genetics aint the best

[severe finch]

m sadly i cant exercise cuz of an inciddent that got me to the hospital a few months back

[weak spear]

😦

[half pendant]

my parents height arent great

[half pendant]

owh hope u recover soon

[weak spear]

my dad's 5'10 at the moment but his peak was 5'11

[severe finch]

Although i did, im HEAVILY discouaged from doing intense shit, so i jsut do pushups and handstands instead

:augh:

[weak spear]

my mom isn't even 5 feet

[half pendant]

i cant do a push up to save my life-

[half pendant]

im good w sit ups and burpees tho

[weak spear]

I cant do pushups at all

[weak spear]

,w burpees

[severe finch]

tell ya what pushups are fun

[half pendant]

I did 55 sit ups in 1 minute

[timid sable]

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[half pendant]

i hate it

we did it in pe as a test

i couldnt even do 5

💀

[weak spear]

I look like an aubergine whenever I do that

[severe finch]

i had 25 last term and cuz of accident i only got 15

[weak spear]

my classmates are wayyy stronger than me

[severe finch]

LMAOOO

but situps are fun

[half pendant]

go bulk

[severe finch]

buit i like slower ones and crunch

[weak spear]

Same

I like that

but I look like a tomato

[half pendant]

i can run for 15 mins straight

i got the highest in my class

[weak spear]

Im a good runner 😄

[severe finch]

beep test guy eh?

[weak spear]

but my stamina's got worse

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Sniped!

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catch me if u can

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HAH

I was ready

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LMAO HOWD U FIGURE

YEAH IT WA

S

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the moment I saw the .

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BROOO MOST ANNOYING TEST EVER

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cuzzzzzz

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phak off

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i did well for beep tests too

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slay

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got to 6.9

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i just suck at push ups

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and my highest

i forgor

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damnnn I got to 6.5

that was my highest

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my high score is 8.5

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they can all do 50-100 pushups in a row when I can't even do 25

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weak ah mf

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in my prime i did explosive pushups

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(i cant even do 5)

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u cant even-

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at least i can do situps and pull ups

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the ones where u jump up

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yeah

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I can do those too

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and the worst part

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and clap ur hands

and then go down

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my gf liked to compare me 😭

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did I ask?

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gosh

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so i was hella pissed

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yes

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😭

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OOOOH U HAD A GF

rizzler

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:sssh

nobody knew

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rizzlerrr

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omg forbidden romance

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same with my relationship

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slay

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i kind of told my bestie-

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cuz

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private romance >>>>>>>>>>>>> public romance

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my school

is so stupid

like if u get into one

people are exposing

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same and mine exposed our relationship

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and it pisses me off

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friends in public lovers in private

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but nobody believed him so that's good

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i have alot of friends who are girls

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frfr

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and everytime

i talked

they were

"OOHHH CRUSH"

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fr

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"BRODIE HAS A CRUSH AND SIMP"

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reallllll

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so i gave them a classic

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i get shipped with a diff guy every other week

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mods dont bann me

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💀

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🙏

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it gets so annoying

cuz all of them look like rotten eggs except two

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People used to ship me with girls except when everybody knew who my crush was

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people ship here and there unfortunately

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I swear the news just gets out

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I had to tell my crush in a truth or dare-

biggest mistake

the guy turned me down

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LMAOOO

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first rejection and hopefully the last

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I didnt go to prom last year cus my crush accepted someone else's request before I could even send mine

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i got rejected twice bro, its ok.

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but she broke up with the guy

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my friend got rejected too

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😭

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3 guys had a crush on her at the same time

one of whcih were me

she dated one of them

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😭

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and now she's only friends with me

biggest flex 💪

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two guys crushed on me at the same time as well

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uhh

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but um they kinda hate me now

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i dont wanna talk about it

2 girls

were arufging

about me

at once

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wha-

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i was panickin

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all the people I rejected hate me

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How many could you do in a row

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not much i say

i now do 15

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Oh damn

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ur buff

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thanks astrix

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Gave +1 rep to astrix8083!

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simp

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i aint a buff boy

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i was though

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the pull up bar in ur room lmaoaoao

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people tell me I'm a prettyboy

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oh yea the hospital incident, you good bro?

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yeah im ok

the thing is

that inciddent was traumtising asf

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lmao I got scouted

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my upper lip

got permanently dmged

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my mom didnt allow me to do it tho

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oh gosh

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and i broke sokm teeth

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LMAO

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what---

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the dentist ain playin no games

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wtf happened

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i fainted

balcked out

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😭

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like HELL

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oh gosh

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but i say this

i can do 20 diamond pushups and i enjoyed working out

my handstand PR reached 40 seconds

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yeah wtf happened

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you'll get back on track and exceed your limits for sure

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thanks, these exams are not playing around and i cant work out as much ;-;

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Gave +1 rep to tharunbn7!

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but thank you

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i read this as husband pr for a sec*

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LMFAO

nah

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that is astrix's alt

😭

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erectile dysfunction LMAO

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passion's all u need bro it'll reward u soon

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it isn't-

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tysm 🙏

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Gave +1 rep to astrix8083!

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thats nice

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hi astrix in italics

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How

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just put asterisks around it

bruh

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amogus

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we have done a thorough investigation

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HAHAHAHA

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You mean suspecting cus my pfp used to be kermit and his name's kermit

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i actually tried being a va for the guy

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no we have ur ip

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say it

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but that was the time i hated vaing and i got lazy asf

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if it is L for joking about a fr injury then

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what injury

😭

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I dont think kermit would joke about such a thing

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WAIT IS THAT HY there werre 2 guys asking for a "grind session" during afternoon

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I didnt

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idk

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it actually happened

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i never asked

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i fell

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😭

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face on

i got CT scanned

for any head injurty

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exactky

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wait wait hol up

u fell face on and THAT HAPPENED

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das why my lip got dmged

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Wtf did u fall on??

rocks?

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holy hell

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on school floor

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thats horrible

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luckily

and the floor aint to bad

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SCHOOL FLOOR

AND ALL THAT

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insane

liek insane

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yikes I can only imagine falling on rocks

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nah bro you guys wouldnt see me if that happened

so i stay grarteful

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😦

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but im doing great now

funny enough after the accident my scores went up

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wow

u matured

after the incident

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gang

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since i was like abit of an icon within my cohort people were depressed asf and couldnt even review the papers in peace

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are y’all fr using

threads as ig-general now

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yo

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shhhh

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mmmm

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let him speak

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they were

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continue kermit

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investiagting astrix

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[potent flare]

for what

sending this confession?

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they think kermit is me

kermit frog

[potent flare]

I do think Kermit is me

I think everyone is me

[weak spear]

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among us vibes

he the imposter

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Theyre evolving...

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meow

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reall

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😠

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lmao

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exactly

but enough about me i prefer moving on lmao

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backwards....

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alright

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how bro felt after saying that: 😜 💅

[native sluice]

That doesnt make any sense

Bro just says anything 🔥

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thats why im me

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yes 🔥

self love is the best love 🚒

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proceeds to procrastinate

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makes no sense-

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💯

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nomnomnom

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😋

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"guys i feel like im getting sexually abused"

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🎀

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gulps in fear

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lmao

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𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩

[severe finch]

h e l p

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𝒎𝒘𝒂𝒉𝒂𝒉𝒂𝒉𝒂

🎀

[severe finch]

tries to go for the exit

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𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒕

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https://tenor.com/view/sr-pelo-underpants-shocked-shouting-terrified-scared-gif-15411941

listen we can talk this through-

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No the alpha within me is coming out

[loud cove]

erm

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Its bubbling thru my veins

[loud cove]

ok

im gonna

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[loud cove]

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ok

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i just wanna go back to my crappy studfying setup

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shit got so scary helpun was summoned

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help

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stu- dying

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m

facts

evaporates in bio

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arent bio mcqs on the 13th

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yeah but i didnt do too good or too bad on p6 but im just scared yk

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true

i flopped my chem p6😭

bio p6 was idk

bio p4 was awesome

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mm people make alot of mistakes, i guess its a part of the pressure

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i misinterpreted the experiment question

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yeah

plus lack of sleep

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mmmm same here for the bio one

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oh that happened to me too

i scratched out sm stuff

i literally had to put arrows for the examiner to show the correct parts💀

[severe finch]

ughh planning out an experiment is such a drag

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i like planning the physics ones

bio and chem are so ass

[severe finch]

i didnt take physics yet im learning abit from yt and external sources

back then i was a dumbass

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im still one👍

[severe finch]

everyone here TAKING subjects like crazy and i dont even take pohysics LOL

usually people do get abit weirded out cuz i like maths alot yet i dont take physics

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nah thats fine tbh

physics isnt for everyone