the-food-network

[solid vine]

oh

okay

let's see how it turns out

Mushu's maths tho

It's terrorizing

[haughty plover]

my alarm is set for 5 everyday now because i need a sleep schedule

[solid vine]

sleep now I guess

it's like 9-10 if I'm not wrong

[haughty plover]

its 10:30

[hexed raptor]

Above time (10:30 +03) in your local time · Mar 26, 2020, 7:30 AM

[solid vine]

yeah perfect time to sleep

if you want keep disc notifications on

[eager thistle]

If you sleep now you get adequate sleep

[solid vine]

I'll spam you

you called it

[eager thistle]

Fuck deletus

[solid vine]

reminder ping mushu continuously at 5 in ksa

[eager thistle]

Sssshh

[solid vine]

I'm literally going to do it

[haughty plover]

that is if mushu is awake

[solid vine]

admins no banning me

she called it

[haughty plover]

and no my notifs are muted only ringtone on

[solid vine]

ehhhhhhhhh

then I'll keep calling you

[haughty plover]

dont call me on discord

if you do ill wake up and swear at you over the phone

[solid vine]

go ahead I'm used to it

[haughty plover]

ok

gl

[solid vine]

been bullied for like my whole life

[haughty plover]

F

same ngl

[solid vine]

I don't know why I never punched them tho

they're all sooo puny and weak

[haughty plover]

hmm

[solid vine]

you know those people who just talk big but are weak af

[haughty plover]

i mean unless you're thinking of making a cuisine of bully tikka masala, this is the wrong channel

[solid vine]

i was going to say not the correct channel

I was going to turn them into food for the poor animals

[eager thistle]

Smh

I leave for a few mins

[solid vine]

just wait till you get pinged at 5 am in ksa

[haughty plover]

mushu is gonna throw her chappal at the phone

[solid vine]

2hr 30min difference thats fine enough

[haughty plover]

7 30 for u

[solid vine]

sharp 7 30 am

it's 1:14 am soo

mushu you may have chance

[haughty plover]

ok gn

[solid vine]

gn I suppose

[eager thistle]

RIXZZ DONT DIE PLS

But I won't notice it cuz I'll be asleep and no notifs

[haughty plover]

@solid vine @eager thistle I did it

but burned myself

burned myself while cooking an egg

theres a hole because I managed to break it while flipping

[woeful ridge]

That's all that matters @haughty plover 👏

[solid vine]

yes

looks good enough

and burn is nothing

aren't you a man?

[eager thistle]

Ayyyyyy ma boi @haughty plover

Did it taste good?

I'm proud of you

[haughty plover]

tasted ok

[solid vine]

he burnt his hand cuz of you

mushu apologize

[eager thistle]

Is your finger better ;-;

Put soy sauce on it next time, or anything viscous

Takes the heat off

[solid vine]

stuff your hand in the freezer

[eager thistle]

No

[solid vine]

I burnt my finger once so I chipped of the burnt part

[eager thistle]

And next time you can cook it a bit less? It looks quite brown

[final gulch]

apply paste

[solid vine]

^

[eager thistle]

Yep

[final gulch]

chemistry hacks

[solid vine]

yes chem boi

maths gorl

now will we get some business person here?

[final gulch]

I am business person

lmao

[solid vine]

no you're chem boi

[final gulch]

I am all rounder

[solid vine]

😂

[eager thistle]

Anday are round

[solid vine]

okay

[final gulch]

so is my stomach jk

[solid vine]

oof

[wraith blaze]

i just dont know how to crack open an egg

without spilling it all over myself^

[hard glade]

hmm

I just bump it fast against a hard edge

and press

[eager thistle]

Aah im far too scared to do that

I feel like I'd just end up breaking it on the floor

I take a fork and tap it and go around😂

[haughty plover]

i just smacked it with my fork

ended up having to take some shell out of the bowl but issok

[eager thistle]

😂😂 works too

[eager thistle]

@haughty plover I made fried ricee🥺

[toxic plover]

Omg egg fried rice

[solid vine]

Fried rice yum

[haughty plover]

epic

[eager thistle]

No egg tho

[solid vine]

Still works

[toxic plover]

If I was you I'd quickly fry an omelette, break it up then sprinkle it all over the fried rice

[solid vine]

I thought she was veg

[toxic plover]

Why tf would I be veg

Didn't I already say that I love eating chicken

Last I checked chicken is not veg

[haughty plover]

@toxic plover he said i thought she was veg

referring to mushu not you

[eager thistle]

I eat egg, my mom doesn't

[toxic plover]

He edited his message @haughty plover

[haughty plover]

o

[toxic plover]

Lol

[eager thistle]

So no egg in fried rice until I go to uni

[haughty plover]

he prolly still meant mushu dont bully waffles 😠

[toxic plover]

But still you shouldn't assume I am not a she although that is right

[haughty plover]

shut up adi

sory

[eager thistle]

Issotay mushu is technically a male dragon

[solid vine]

Hmm

[haughty plover]

Issotay

[solid vine]

@haughty plover thanku

Adi is now a bully for some reason

[toxic plover]

Okay I won't take the Rixzz of 'bullying' waffles again

[solid vine]

👍

[haughty plover]

oh my god

youre Adisgrace.

[toxic plover]

Oh dang that is a good one holy shit

[solid vine]

Damn

[eager thistle]

That is actually a good pun

[toxic plover]

Ikr not like my puns

[solid vine]

They're AdIsappointment

[wraith blaze]

ouch

[fast turret]

Yeet

[toxic plover]

what

[haughty plover]

biryani

[woeful ridge]

i had it for lunch

from a restaurant

^_^

[haughty plover]

same I'm eating leftovers

mine is homemade B)

[woeful ridge]

homemade every Sunday

it's either prawn, beef, mutton

today special

Chicken Biryani

ate like 1 1/2 box of it

[ruby hare]

i had a bowl of tuna for dinner bcs my sisters ate my portion of the dinner , it was depressing

[solid vine]

I feel ya

[toxic plover]

Give biryani

I want butter chicken biryani

[solid vine]

I want butter chicken with naan along with biryani and chutney

[toxic plover]

No I want butter chicken biryani no more no less

[ruby hare]

i like my biryani with no rice

low carbs gng 🤙 🤙 🤙

[fast turret]

Shutup and invite me

[haughty plover]

orange joos

[solid vine]

Damn the cut oranges look good idk why

I made mango milkshake a while back

[eager thistle]

oooo

[balmy copper]

I can cook pretty much anything

But I can't bake for shiz

like I messed up a chocolate cake

[honest venture]

i can bake a bit

ooft

[balmy copper]

me too, a lil bit

[honest venture]

i made a vanilla cake w my mum

[solid vine]

I bake cake and cookies

[balmy copper]

ooh

[solid vine]

I wanna try new stuff now

If I have ingredients

[balmy copper]

The only cake I can make properly is a Oreo Cheesecake

or a New York CheeseCake

[eager thistle]

I used to bake

With my sister

With boxed mixes

[balmy copper]

oooh and?

[eager thistle]

But then she left :((

[balmy copper]

thats sad

[solid vine]

Sad

[balmy copper]

Im happy my sis got married and left

[solid vine]

You guys have older sis I want one

[eager thistle]

What

[balmy copper]

wheneve im in the kitche, she'd grab what i was doing and 'fix' and finish the whole thing on her own and won't lemme do anything

[eager thistle]

My mom is trying to think of my sister's wedding😭 🤢

[balmy copper]

oh

where'd ur sis go?

[solid vine]

Lol

I think uni

[balmy copper]

I just automatically thought she got married

sorry

[solid vine]

Amirite?

Correcr me if wrong

[balmy copper]

@solid vine Why would u want an older sis?

@eager thistle Where'd ur sis go

[solid vine]

So I don't have to do all the house chores

[balmy copper]

LMAO

well my bro

lemme say somethin

[eager thistle]

Uni lol😂 😂

[balmy copper]

I have an older sis and it don't work like that

[solid vine]

And someone i can talk to

[eager thistle]

Older sisters are amazing

[balmy copper]

@eager thistle oops, lol sorry

They are

[solid vine]

I called it

[balmy copper]

They are pretty amazing at how annoyig they cn be but u still miss them ya know

[eager thistle]

Ikr

[balmy copper]

My sis is married and now in Qatar

[solid vine]

They can be annoying but again who cannot be annoying even an ounce

[balmy copper]

and my mom took my phone away till i finsh my exams so i don't get to talk to her much

@solid vine That is a fair poinr

point**

[eager thistle]

:(((( noo

[solid vine]

Anyway this is food channel

[eager thistle]

O yes

[balmy copper]

ye, It be dat

[eager thistle]

So she used to bake

[balmy copper]

and?

[solid vine]

Lol

[eager thistle]

And I used to help

[balmy copper]

LMAO

[solid vine]

Help

[balmy copper]

i know that feelin

[eager thistle]

Ie do nothing and wait for it to get baked

[balmy copper]

where we watch and just watch and do the most trivial things but claim the reward

yea, basically that

[solid vine]

I would toss ice on my sister if it be like that

[balmy copper]

All Older sisters be like that

[solid vine]

At least i have younger sisters

[balmy copper]

woah, u have younger sibs?

[solid vine]

Im oldest bro

[balmy copper]

damn, i would love to have a younger brother

Dayum

How old is yous mhan?

[eager thistle]

Ooo

[solid vine]

So i have to help in stuff like cooking fixing stuff

[eager thistle]

I'd hate to have younger siblings like me

[solid vine]

Repairing stuff

Youger brothers can be annoying

Sisters on the other hand no they're too cute

[eager thistle]

Awww

[balmy copper]

@solid vine I'm the only Boy and in my Muslim Family, Girls are treated like proper goddesses and we men are like handymen

[eager thistle]

They can be annoying too😂 ik I was

[solid vine]

Ikr

[balmy copper]

I wish i had some younger siblingsssss

😥

[solid vine]

The only part that annoys me can be the girlish side when they force me to join

[balmy copper]

watchu mean?

[solid vine]

Playing with dolls or something

;-;

[balmy copper]

LMAO

I would actually love doing that

playing dolls with my cute lil sisters

all I've had is to play with my neices and nephews my age or older

[solid vine]

I mean I'll let wm enjoy problem is not when i have exams

#chat-lounge lets talk there

[balmy copper]

yea

this is not food correlated

[solid vine]

Yes

No one would eat family

[balmy copper]

except if yu into cannibalism, then this be the place to come

ye

[ruby hare]

you go to #venting for that

[balmy copper]

For Cannibalism?

@ruby hare

[ruby hare]

ye

[balmy copper]

Thats one's preference

[solid vine]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[fast turret]

No duh

[balmy copper]

Coz it be Majboos and Majboos is amashing food

[ruby hare]

i want to eat it raw

[haughty plover]

what is that

[wraith blaze]

a green doughnut

[fast turret]

Couldve make a mess in the desk there boy

[ruby hare]

delicious mess

🍞 🍞 🍞

god bless you majeed

[solid vine]

What even 😂

[solid vine]

I request something easy to make but yummy with ingredients you find in the kitchen

[woeful ridge]

@solid vine bread omelette

[solid vine]

that's breakfast stuff

[woeful ridge]

u asking for lunch?

that's breakfast stuff
@solid vine but that's evening after reaching home from school stuff

[toxic plover]

@solid vine garam anday

Sausage

[woeful ridge]

yea ^

garam anday

[toxic plover]

Kebab

Fried chicken @solid vine

Maggi 😂

[hard glade]

is the garam anday gang still alive?

[solid vine]

what

the pings

also biryani

[ruby hare]

brown bread ketchup sandwich is not that bad

[haughty plover]

ban

[balmy copper]

ban

[toxic plover]

Y'all crazy I agree with @ruby hare

[balmy copper]

just brown bread and ketchup???

how

hoooowwww

[toxic plover]

Ok fine

Egg and ketchup

Are you happy now

[balmy copper]

oof mhan

still yuck

egg, ketchup and chapati i get

brown bread ....

??????

not really, no

[toxic plover]

It's ok

It's food

U eat how u want

[eager thistle]

i dont like ketchup in anything

except with fries

[ruby hare]

i season my tomatoes with ketchup

[balmy copper]

Guys

any recommendations to do with Paneer and Cream

liek recipe recommendations

[eager thistle]

Palak paneer😂

[haughty plover]

idk

[eager thistle]

Or a tomato base

[haughty plover]

should I try making Dalgona coffee

[eager thistle]

It's a v strong coffee

Unless you're into that

[haughty plover]

cooo

cool*

[balmy copper]

its pretty amashing

palak paneer aye?

any other suggestions?

[eager thistle]

I'm more biased to a tomato based gravy

[balmy copper]

hmm, okaaay

[eager thistle]

But like that's basic ;-;

[balmy copper]

temme more

[eager thistle]

Mek tomato paste, and like let it simmer

Ton of garlic

Let it thicken up nicely

Spices I'm not sure tbh

[balmy copper]

ye, i'll eye ball the spices

[eager thistle]

We usually mash up a bunch of stuff at home😂

[ruby hare]

then add a heaping tablespoon of molasses

[eager thistle]

N e I n

[balmy copper]

oof

[eager thistle]

I hate molasses

[ruby hare]

yy

[eager thistle]

It's so sticky

And weirdly sweet

[balmy copper]

it wont pair well with paneer bro

especially snce we are pairing it up with tomatoes

itll clash

[ruby hare]

i eat it on my brown bread

🍞 🍞 🍞

[eager thistle]

Wait wait there's this really nice dish we made once

Lemme see if I can still find it's rexipe

[balmy copper]

plsss

temme

[ruby hare]

take bread

spread ketchup

[balmy copper]

no

no no no

not that

lmao

[ruby hare]

garnish with molasses

[balmy copper]

u and ur molasses

[ruby hare]

it's gud

[eager thistle]

https://www.cookwithmanali.com/potato-paneer-stuffed-bell-peppers-tomato-curry/

That's the gist

Idt we used that recipe but there you go

Make the capsicum slices quite thick so it stays together

@balmy copper

[balmy copper]

Woooah!

@eager thistle

Tanks a LOT!

[eager thistle]

Issokayyy

Send pic when you make it tho omg

[haughty plover]

seeing you guys cook epic stuff makes me sad

My proudest cooking moment was a broken omellete :(

[eager thistle]

HEY it counts😤

I'm gonna make a paneer gravy too today

[toxic plover]

@haughty plover shahi paneer

I want to learn how to cook good food but my mom doesn't let me

[final gulch]

Just make maggi

[haughty plover]

maggi doesnt feel rewarding

[toxic plover]

Maggi is not food

I want to be able to make something sufficiently complex and delicoous

[ruby hare]

i will teach you how to make McDonalds organic salad

take some grass frm yer garden, add a fuck ton of sea water and milk a cow's tt directly onto your aluminum bowl and leave to ferment the cheese

[haughty plover]

what if i dont have a garden

[fast turret]

Shutup

[haughty plover]

so i asked a friend how to make brownies without an oven because the oven is scary

she gave me a full blown recipe

and my first question was

[fast turret]

Akright alright

[balmy copper]

what did they say?

[haughty plover]

she didnt reply 😦

oh she just replied

[balmy copper]

keep me posted bruh

[balmy copper]

lmaoo

I'd say second to none unless ur a crackhead

[balmy copper]

ye, what i said

[woeful ridge]

@balmy copper

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/14/dining/kimchi-soup-coronavirus.html?campaign_id=7&emc=edit_MBAE_p_20200414&instance_id=17640&nl=morning-briefing&regi_id=123894117&section=aBreak&segment_id=25167&te=1&user_id=e98a7aea2a4a313fdc8996876a760565

[solid vine]

Ehat is kimchi

[eager thistle]

Korean pickles

[solid vine]

I see

Cant i use achar?

[eager thistle]

Na

This is pickled with salt water

Not oil

[solid vine]

Was asking

[woeful ridge]

it's a soup...

[eager thistle]

Kimchi itself

Is pickled cabbage

[solid vine]

Kimchi soup

[balmy copper]

smol correction

Kimchi is fermented cabbage and korean radish

also, kimchi will take 1-5 days to make

so hmm, thats kinda good ig?

[toxic plover]

Dude just go make some butter chicken end of discussion

[hard glade]

or

lift the skin of the chicken

and rub some butter mixed with lemon juice under the skin

it sounds horrible

[final gulch]

I am veg

[hard glade]

but the end result is delicious after you've roasted it

oh lol

sorry

[final gulch]

lol

It's fine

[ruby hare]

🍞 🍆 🍞

eggplant sandwich is actually good

[toxic plover]

Bruh wtf

[solid vine]

Allegies to eggplant

[toxic plover]

Now I disagree with you @ruby hare

[balmy copper]

and rub some butter mixed with lemon juice under the skin
@hard glade already done that and yesh, its amashing

any other suggestions?

with paneer tho

coz we have a hella lot at home but cannot finish it

[toxic plover]

Did you try shahi paneer

Or what you can do is you can make paneer flavoured popsicles 😂

[grave summit]

paneer soda vv good quality

[toxic plover]

^^

Make paneer soda then put it in freezer to make paneer popsicle

[balmy copper]

Did you try shahi paneer
@toxic plover one of the plans to do

paneer soda vv good quality
@grave summit no

Make paneer soda then put it in freezer to make paneer popsicle
@toxic plover wut?

[grave summit]

yes

[toxic plover]

Look

[balmy copper]

i'm looking

[toxic plover]

Put a block of paneer in coke/sprite/Fanta whatever soft drink you like

Put that in an ice cube tray

Put that in a freezer

[hard glade]

hmmmm

[toxic plover]

Wait, and voila, you have paneer popsicle

[balmy copper]

. . .

okay

[toxic plover]

You are welcome

[balmy copper]

worth a try

i dont have any soda rn tho

[hard glade]

it's worth a try

[toxic plover]

I have given you the recipe of the gods quite literally @grave summit

[balmy copper]

so ill keep it for later

[hard glade]

but idk how will it taste

[toxic plover]

You can make soda

[hard glade]

add dry ice into water

[balmy copper]

no, i think ill wait for sado

[toxic plover]

Yes I also like to experiment with food. I mix all my curries together

[balmy copper]

soda**

[hard glade]

or, pickled salted lemon with pepsi

[toxic plover]

Sado 😂

[balmy copper]

br

brb

Sado 😂
@toxic plover hey, I am FiNe

oka nao?

[grave summit]

i hear chipkalichod tastes pretty good

[toxic plover]

Lol

@grave summit what the heck man

This cow has mad cow disease. We need to butcher it and feed to vegans

[grave summit]

if a vegan ate me that'd be mad as hell

[hard glade]

"what's a vegan that don't eat plants?"
"a corpse"

[grave summit]

LOL

[hard glade]

I know it's kinda offensive

[toxic plover]

😂 😂 😂 lmao

[hard glade]

but I can't resist

[toxic plover]

Well it is fact so

[grave summit]

spittin' factsssss

[toxic plover]

What kind of vegan dish do non vegetarians have?
The one where they eat the vegans

[hard glade]

I've heard that human meat tastes sour when cooked

[toxic plover]

Interesting. I will try one day

[grave summit]

human meat apparently has like 1,100 calories/kg compared to bear meat which has 5,000 calories/kg

[hard glade]

is self-cannibalism illegal?

[grave summit]

and goooood question

[toxic plover]

That's a good question

Jinx

I would say it isn't?

[grave summit]

adiism

[eager thistle]

human meat apparently has like 1,100 calories/kg compared to bear meat which has 5,000 calories/kg
@grave summit which is why most animals will not voluntarily hunt humans

[hard glade]

to make things a bit more interesting

[eager thistle]

Too scrawny

[grave summit]

probably depends where you live tbh, these laws change from place to place

[hard glade]

why should consensual cannibalism between 2 individuals be illegal?

[grave summit]

@eager thistle
what about thicc humans wud animals still hunt those

[toxic plover]

Fascinating

[hard glade]

there's a story

where a shopkeeper lady

she's a serial killer

she would kill people, and dice their meat

disposing the remains as meat buns that she would sell

[toxic plover]

How would you even know if the cannibalee(?) Gave consent? Does the cannibal record a video or something? How do we know if that is valid and unforged? (This is assuming the person getting eaten dies afterward)

[hard glade]

two police officers were investigating a serial killer, and they were hungry during lunchtime

they went into a bun shop

and discovered the buns were sour

I'm gonna stop here

[toxic plover]

Oof

[grave summit]

holy shiiiit taste buds saving the day

[toxic plover]

And surprisingly enough this isn't the only example, there are tons out there, modern age and relevant as well

[hard glade]

that's both a modern and an archaic story

[toxic plover]

holy shiiiit taste buds saving the day
@grave summit what if you don't know that human flesh tastes sour

[hard glade]

why would the police officer know

because one of them has been to a similar crime scene

and he bit into a human meat bun

[toxic plover]

delicious snack

[grave summit]

intense flashbacks GG

[hard glade]

I've read a lot of disturbing stories

you get desensitised after a while

[toxic plover]

Yes

Explains why I love blood and gore in films

[solid vine]

But not horror?

[toxic plover]

Nope @solid vine

[ruby hare]

adi u don't like eggplants?

they taste so gud tho

[haughty plover]

what kind of eggplant 👀

[ruby hare]

||the skin is like rubber and the flesh is hard and luscious||

eggplant eggplant

bruh nu

im gonna censor that

[honest venture]

why

just why

[ruby hare]

oh god please don't misunderstanding me

im talking about eggplants

[haughty plover]

hentai man's gonna get banned from here someday

[ruby hare]

wait whyy

[haughty plover]

😂

[ruby hare]

i was talking about the vegetable

[haughty plover]

eat your veggies kids

[toxic plover]

Disgusting @ruby hare

[grave summit]

adi has loads of experience with eggplants

[ruby hare]

bruu

[grave summit]

i have some pics and vids if u guys want 😉

[toxic plover]

Ironic @grave summit

[haughty plover]

god cow why do you have eggplant pics

fetish much?

[toxic plover]

^

[grave summit]

am i not allowed to?

[toxic plover]

No 😂

[ruby hare]

we here at znotes respects and support all fetishism

[toxic plover]

Wtf

[grave summit]

exactly

[toxic plover]

Since when do u represent voice of znotes

[ruby hare]

no discrimination allowed

[grave summit]

now take some life abortion medication s'il vousplait 0w0

[toxic plover]

#chat-lounge

Don't go off topic

[grave summit]

it is a recipe

i was just about to tell you how to brew it

[toxic plover]

A recipe for disaster

[grave summit]

haha funny

[toxic plover]

That's what you are rn

Go to #chat-lounge

[grave summit]

yeh i'll be a recipe for ur disaster 😎 recipe is cooking, and cooking belongs here, no?

[toxic plover]

No

Food belongs here, not cooking 😎

[grave summit]

poggers my g https://rasamalaysia.com/fried-rice-recipe/

u get food thru the process of cooking 😎

[toxic plover]

Nice

I like egg fried rice

[ruby hare]

eggplant fried rice tho

[grave summit]

did anyone ask? ||sike adi||

[toxic plover]

What kind of person waits for someone to ask before speaking 😂

Damn this Dal makhni is delicious

[hard glade]

Pepsi with pickled salted lemons

Lmao discord raped the picture quality

[toxic plover]

that looks somewhat peculiar

[final gulch]

does it?

[toxic plover]

honestly it looks like chicken broth to me for some reason

[hard glade]

hmmm

that cross section of the lemon

surely looked a bit like nutmeg

[final gulch]

looks like a flower

[toxic plover]

whoa that's a lemon

what did you do to it

poor lemon

[hard glade]

it's been pickled for 3 years

in a jar of salt

[toxic plover]

holy shit

lemon torture

[hard glade]

don't flinch

my grandma has pickled lemons over 15 years old

[toxic plover]

whoa

that's pretty cool

[hard glade]

along with pickled plums around the same age

[toxic plover]

what about pickled humans

[hard glade]

maybe you can be the pioneer

[solid vine]

Hmmm

[toxic plover]

@grave summit can be the paneer

[solid vine]

Lool

[toxic plover]

pickled cows hmm

[final gulch]

pioneer or paneer

[hard glade]

both

[toxic plover]

Let's not forget π knee ϱ

[solid vine]

Pi neer rho?

[toxic plover]

yep

[solid vine]

Lol

[toxic plover]

that's what i call symbolism

[final gulch]

but it why

[toxic plover]

what?

[final gulch]

why these jokes

Math is relative my man

[toxic plover]

because I, also known as Adi, am an entity that exists

anyway we are getting off topic let's talk about food

[haughty plover]

because #chat-lounge, also known as general chat, is a channel that exists

get your ass over there

[toxic plover]

jinx

[final gulch]

hmmmm

tasty

[haughty plover]

does this count as cooking

[final gulch]

whose balls are those?

what is that

[haughty plover]

nesquik bunny

[final gulch]

what is that

[haughty plover]

cereal

sir

[final gulch]

ohh

so did you boil the milk yourself?

I mean this will not come under cooking but designing

[solid vine]

Choco balls

I miss them

[toxic plover]

balls of chocolate are relative

[final gulch]

interesting indeed

[eager thistle]

NESQUIK

I MISS NESQUIK

Why would you boil cereal milk

[toxic plover]

cause he's a cereal killer

[eager thistle]

Okay that was good

I'll give you that

[final gulch]

lmfao

[toxic plover]

yay

finally one of my jokes have got approval by someone other than myself

this brings tears to my eyes

[final gulch]

but the spelling was wrong

[eager thistle]

｡◕‿◕｡

[final gulch]

so -1

marks

[eager thistle]

No

It fits the new pun

[final gulch]

no

[toxic plover]

i'll still get 99% so ye

[final gulch]

I did not say percentage

[toxic plover]

i am assuming

that the marks are out of 100

also #chat-lounge

[final gulch]

yes

[final gulch]

I am baking a cake today

who wants

[wraith blaze]

🖐🏼

[haughty plover]

sir how do you bake without burning the house

teach me this otherworldly skill

[final gulch]

you do em a do

No need to bake it in oven

you can use a pressure cooker

still makes the same good tasty cake

the cake is baked just waiting for it to cool

down

[solid vine]

@final gulch i baked cake and make tahari today

Yum

Yum

Pressure cooker cake right?

[eager thistle]

i made pizza :DDDD

[haughty plover]

is it veg

[eager thistle]

yes ofc

[haughty plover]

😦

lmao

coooollll

[woeful ridge]

😦

yea

[eager thistle]

zucchini, sun dried tomatoes, onions and capsicum

and cheese

[woeful ridge]

awesome thoughhh

[eager thistle]

it was AMAZE

yes exactly

[haughty plover]

why you putting cheeni on pizza

sugar pizza

sorry bad joke

[eager thistle]

kya

[haughty plover]

zucchini

chini

cheeni

sugar

haha funy

[wraith blaze]

im amazed

[final gulch]

yes

[final gulch]

I tried

[granite phoenix]

wao

[final gulch]

2 cakes

Made using Biscuits

[haughty plover]

kool

[final gulch]

Ye

At least tastes good

[wraith blaze]

woah

[final gulch]

fuck my internet gaune

excuse language

[solid vine]

Lol

I made a plain vanilla one and topped it with nutella

Yours looks good to

Was it biscuits milk and other stuff

[final gulch]

yeah

[eager thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/693763273933324298/700329309704945775/20200416_151827.jpg?width=504&height=672

[wraith blaze]

im hungry

[haughty plover]

same

let's go to McDonald's right now @wraith blaze

[wraith blaze]

lets break the lockdown

[haughty plover]

yes

because food > rules

[wraith blaze]

dude you've not tried albaik yet

[haughty plover]

what's albaik

[wraith blaze]

dude youre missing out

@strange jacinth tell him yaar

znwiki "Al Baik"

ouch

[haughty plover]

nice

[wraith blaze]

znwiki albaik

[open patio]

Albaik (Arabic: البيك‎, meaning Bey, and stylized as ALBAIK) is a major fast food restaurant chain in Saudi Arabia that primarily sells broasted chicken and shrimp with a variety of sauces. It is one of the major consumers of chicken in Saudi Arabia. The chain has more than 40 branches in Jeddah where it is headquartered: eight in Mecca, six in Medina, two in Buraydah, one in Taif, one in Yanbu, one in Al Qunfudhah, one in Al-Lith, one in Al-Kharj, and one in Riyadh. Recently, Albaik started expanding further into the central region of Saudi Arabia with two branches opened in Buraidah, and planning to open in Abha and further branches planned for the city, in addition to other main cities in the region.

[strange jacinth]

dude

ALBAIK

BRUH

[wraith blaze]

YUS BRUH

ALBAIK

[strange jacinth]

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHH

[wraith blaze]

this is a thing that noone can beat

[strange jacinth]

he no kno about albaik

ikr

[wraith blaze]

@haughty plover you deserve to eat raw meat

[final gulch]

did you hear that 72 people got into quarantine because they ordered a pizza

[wraith blaze]

sad

[eager thistle]

bro

even ik albaik

[strange jacinth]

bruh I ordered pijaa 2 days ago notin happuned

[solid vine]

RIXZZ YOU NEVER TRIED ALBAIK

[ruby hare]

@final gulch where

[final gulch]

India

[solid vine]

What

[strange jacinth]

oH

[solid vine]

Really

[strange jacinth]

india

oko

[solid vine]

Which state

[strange jacinth]

damn

[final gulch]

Delhi

[solid vine]

Quarantined for pizza what

[haughty plover]

I don't think there is albaik in Qatar

I'll check

shit we do have it

but it's far

[solid vine]

In arrayan

[final gulch]

the pizza delivery guy tested for corona

[strange jacinth]

yeah

[haughty plover]

yea

[strange jacinth]

try it

albaik

is

lyf

[haughty plover]

will do boss

soon

[strange jacinth]

yus

[solid vine]

Yes

It is lyf

[eager thistle]

Pray for my bread to come out well you guys🥺

[ruby hare]

🍞 🍞 🍞

im addicted to bread

i make double decker bread sandwiches everyday

it's basically 5 slices of bread

[final gulch]

good

[balmy copper]

Coffee Walnut and Dates Cake

[haughty plover]

why are you all sO GOOD AT COOKING

you're all hacking life

[solid vine]

My mom forced me to cook cuz we in lockdown

[balmy copper]

@haughty plover It be practice

[haughty plover]

what's prak tees ay

[balmy copper]

@solid vine My mom forced me to cook for myself bcoz she was like, I aint gonna feed you coz u r eatin too much

[solid vine]

lol

since i cooked I got all the good stuff

my brother had to eat left overs

from lunch

[balmy copper]

@haughty plover It is where u burn so much food and then end up eating it while u cry as u had no choice and then u force urself not to burn food again

Oooooh

[solid vine]

I feel supreme

[haughty plover]

cool

[balmy copper]

You is the OG

[solid vine]

who

[balmy copper]

You

MapleSyrupWaffles

[solid vine]

yes I am OG

[toxic plover]

All of you lucky kids got your moms forcing you to cook meanwhile me asking my mom to let me cook but she saying not to waste time

[solid vine]

I mean you're here

[balmy copper]

Woah, waffles why u do him liek dat

[toxic plover]

Aight so you saying I should leave this server

[balmy copper]

No, not necessarily leave per se

[toxic plover]

It is literally the same thing lmao

No messages at all = leaving the server

I'm not gonna sit here and just read

[balmy copper]

Nah dude, we dont want u too leave

who'd roast our asses if u do

[toxic plover]

I send one message and this kid got a problem with that

[balmy copper]

Its a joke, jeez

[toxic plover]

Ik

I am overreacting on purpose

[balmy copper]

here, hab a cupcake

I am overreacting on purpose
@toxic plover Its very Convincing

U had me

[toxic plover]

Ye thx for cubcake now I am calm

[balmy copper]

Yusss

[toxic plover]

It's very tasty you should consider a career in chefery

I'll hire you

For free

[balmy copper]

uhh

yes

that is Definition of Slavery

[toxic plover]

Oh nice

[solid vine]

Hmm

[toxic plover]

But jokes aside how do you learn to cook

[solid vine]

Moms

Youtube

Family

Friends

Experience

Jobs

[toxic plover]

Ok I'll just ask my mom thanks lmfao

[solid vine]

Yeah ask her

[toxic plover]

She is best chef I know

[solid vine]

My mom is best chef I know

[toxic plover]

So is mine

[solid vine]

Yes moms are best chefs

[toxic plover]

Agreed

[solid vine]

Sometimes adi you speak sensible stuff

[toxic plover]

I think u misspelt 'all the time'

[haughty plover]

no it's definitely aometimes

sometimes*

on very rare occasions

[solid vine]

Mhm

[toxic plover]

Hmm

So in other words

It's relative

[solid vine]

Humans are relative

[toxic plover]

Indeed

See even you speak sensible stuff

Also #chat-lounge

[ruby hare]

your mom is relative

[woeful ridge]

@ruby hare 🍞

[balmy copper]

dayum

[ruby hare]

i rate this 🍞 /🍞

amazing

wait oml r u eating this toast with ketchup and mayo

[woeful ridge]

wait oml r u eating this toast with ketchup and mayo
@ruby hare yupp :D

used ketchup and mayo when toasting

[ruby hare]

🍞 🍞 /🍞

[woeful ridge]

[toxic plover]

I am hungry

[ruby hare]

didn't even know u can toast with ketchup

this is a scientific breakthrough

[woeful ridge]

i do that a lot of tmes

sometimes i use oil to make instead of butter

at times i put a bit of pepper with the butter

[ruby hare]

ye bcs they are fats, ketchup is tomatoo

[woeful ridge]

my mom mixes milk and egg and dips the bread in it and fries it

[ruby hare]

fried breads?

[woeful ridge]

toasts

mb

sometimes i use oil to make instead of butter
@woeful ridge oh wait acc...

;)

[ruby hare]

yeye

[eager thistle]

my mom mixes milk and egg and dips the bread in it and fries it
That I've heard of, that's french toast

But wouldn't putting ketchup make the pan all sticky

[woeful ridge]

But wouldn't putting ketchup make the pan all sticky
non-stick pan

[toxic plover]

My mom make this really delicious french toast sandwich with cheese slice and sandwich spread sauce inbetween omg it's so delicious

[haughty plover]

I don't like ketchup

I only like it with chicken

Nothing else

or french fries

[toxic plover]

I hate french fries so much

Chicken niggets with ketchup is fine

[haughty plover]

best sauces are bbq, chilli and thousand Island

[toxic plover]

Agreed

Chipotle sauce is nice

[balmy copper]

Nope, Best Sauce is Garlic Sauce

Hands Down

[solid vine]

no

HUMMUS

[toxic plover]

no

WATER IS THE BEST SAUCE

[haughty plover]

Garlic sauce is good w pizza

[solid vine]

I like garlic sauce with kababs

its good with pizza too

but hummus best hands down

[haughty plover]

Hummus isn't a sauce

sauce = condiment

[balmy copper]

Yus

Hummus isnt sauce

[toxic plover]

Hum us is redundant

Because Hum means us in Hindi

And saying us us twice is weird

[solid vine]

soo it's not a sauce T^T

then I say best sauce is

[balmy copper]

best sauce is .... ?

[toxic plover]

sauce

[final gulch]

V

[toxic plover]

^

My man here gets it

VSauce is the best Sauce

[toxic plover]

Yum chicken biryani

[balmy copper]

Guys, I made Crispy Chicken strips

From scratch

KFC Style

With the obvious Indian 'Health' Twist

[toxic plover]

Yum

Send pls

[eager thistle]

Request for door delivery of ARM's food when vegetarian

[fast turret]

Stop talking about food guys

Ramadhan will start tomorrow

[woeful ridge]

🥘

[balmy copper]

Ramadan Starts the Day after in India

As usual, Turmoil spreads through our nation on when Ramadan starts and we end up with 2 Eids

😆

[woeful ridge]

totally doesn't give me the vibes that ramadan is on Saturday :/

gonna be like sahar, sleep iftar, sleep

[solid vine]

no quran or namaaz?

[balmy copper]

Aks him dat

good q

[woeful ridge]

ofc yea... that's routine

[balmy copper]

#ramadan-choices channel pls

or just chat lounge

[woeful ridge]

the main prob is i'll have to lead taraweeh all 8 rakahs at home ;-;

[balmy copper]

heh hee, I'm used to it

[woeful ridge]

before it used to be 2 rakahs at like last 10 days

when the imaam goes off to his town...

used to be ez just 2 rakahs

now 8 rakahs with stomach full ;-;

[solid vine]

20 rakats at my masjid

[toxic plover]

Good luck for Ramadan people

[solid vine]

thanku

[woeful ridge]

denku @toxic plover

[solid vine]

iftari

can't wait

[toxic plover]

np

[woeful ridge]

iftari
@solid vine yeaa

[solid vine]

I cook muhahaha

while fasting T^T

[toxic plover]

While you guys fast, I will feast 😂 jk sorry

[solid vine]

eyyyy

/ban

[toxic plover]

Lmao

[woeful ridge]

iftari
@solid vine wait nahhhh... i get the stuff which is usual on ramadan on thursdays (like today)

[solid vine]

I see

[woeful ridge]

used to be mondays and thursdays but then reduced to 1 day

[solid vine]

but still they're worth it

[woeful ridge]

yea more stuff now though

[solid vine]

I mean it kinda helps with the lockdown thingy

but since we're on a lockdown it's more harder

[woeful ridge]

it's not like ramadan if i cant go to masjid and stay till 12

[solid vine]

I'll have to change my timetable

it's not like ramadan if I can't pray taraweeh

[woeful ridge]

yeaa

[solid vine]

I mean full quran and all

then later you go out at night with family

I love those days

[woeful ridge]

we should go to #chat-lounge now 😂

[solid vine]

sure