the-food-network

[untold temple]

[royal fog]

Lmaooo

[pearl forge]

woop

[shy dew]

ew

[shy dew]

abomination of delecacy

[shy dew]

u got more roles than me

[feral frigate]

tf

[visual fox]

y'all are haters

[rapid dew]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-meme-gif-4079065483340370050

[shy dew]

True

[open ibex]

i will ban you.

[shy oriole]

damn did u ban her

[open ibex]

ofc not 😭

[pearl forge]

damn bro banned her

[shy oriole]

you def did

[sturdy thunder]

Have anyone tried kunafa?

[feral frigate]

yupp

[sturdy thunder]

ITS SOO GOODDDD, right?

[untold temple]

Yes

[feral frigate]

yesyes ITS SOO GOODD

[sturdy thunder]

not to be dramatic but ily

[shy oriole]

is this how fast women fall in love

[untold temple]

It's extremely good

[feral frigate]

eww bro

[untold temple]

???

[feral frigate]

bro nothing

[shy oriole]

nerd

[pale trench]

@opal terrace moment???

[neon pecan]

Chat a person in an event I was in said they like chocolate and capsicum 😭😭😭

[shy oriole]

together????

[sturdy thunder]

Oh god... Nooooooo

[opal terrace]

Thx for summoning me

Knafeh is the best creation in the universe

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to thegeagle!

[opal terrace]

I love knafeh, actually knafeh is my favorite dessert and life without knafeh is like a man without a wife

https://tenor.com/view/kunafa-knafeh-knafe-كنافة-كنافه-gif-18461254

With knafeh FREEDOM EXISTS

[untold temple]

Real

[untold temple]

YES

[untold temple]

MMMMMM

JORDANIAN KNAFEH>>>>>>

[opal terrace]

You inside knafeh >>>>

[untold temple]

😍😍😍😍

[neon pecan]

Yah😭😭

Even worse another friend of mine mixes Fanta and rice😭😭

Maggi and ketchup😭😭

[sturdy thunder]

oh.my.god

[neon pecan]

There’s more don’t worry

Grapes and brownies and gulab jamun(Indian dessert)

Idk how they eat this

Even tell me it’s good

[pearl forge]

get new friends bro

[shy oriole]

i think that one atleast make a little sense

the rest is just wtf

won't know how this one is until u taste it

[neon pecan]

It’s all one person 💀

[neon pecan]

I’d rather not try those tbh

[untold temple]

Tell your friend to try shrimps covered in chocolate with some dr pepper

[neon pecan]

That sounds like poison

[shy oriole]

i think that's exactly why he said that

[untold temple]

Ingredients

For the chicken marinade:
500g chicken, cut into pieces (bone-in or boneless)
1 cup plain yogurt
2 tablespoons ginger-garlic paste
2 teaspoons red chili powder
1 teaspoon turmeric powder
1 teaspoon garam masala
Salt to taste
Juice of 1 lemon
Fresh cilantro and mint leaves (a handful each, chopped)
For the rice:
2 cups basmati rice
4 cups water
2-3 whole cloves
2-3 green cardamom pods
1-2 bay leaves
1 stick of cinnamon
Salt to taste
For cooking:
2-3 tablespoons oil or ghee
1 large onion, thinly sliced
Additional cilantro and mint for layering (optional)
Instructions

Marinate the Chicken:

• In a large bowl, combine yogurt, ginger-garlic paste, red chili powder, turmeric, garam masala, salt, lemon juice, and chopped herbs.
• Add the chicken pieces and mix well. Let it marinate for at least 30 minutes (or up to a few hours in the refrigerator for better flavor).
  Prepare the Rice:
• Rinse the basmati rice under cold water until the water runs clear. Soak the rice in water for about 30 minutes, then drain.
• In a large pot, bring 4 cups of water to a boil. Add the soaked rice, whole spices (cloves, cardamom, bay leaves, cinnamon), and salt. Cook the rice until it's about 70% done (it should still have a bite). Drain the rice and set aside.

Cook the Chicken:

• In a large, heavy-bottomed pot, heat oil or ghee over medium heat. Add the sliced onions and sauté until golden brown.
• Add the marinated chicken to the pot and cook until the chicken is browned and cooked through (about 10-15 minutes).
  Layer the Biryani:
• Once the chicken is cooked, reduce the heat to low. Layer the partially cooked rice over the chicken evenly.
• If desired, sprinkle additional chopped cilantro and mint on top.
• Cover the pot with a tight-fitting lid. To seal it, you can place a clean kitchen towel between the pot and the lid to trap the steam.
  Dum Cooking:
• Cook on low heat for about 20-25 minutes. This allows the flavors to meld and the rice to finish cooking.
  Serve:
• Gently fluff the biryani with a fork before serving. Serve hot with raita (yogurt sauce) or salad.
  Tips

You can add boiled eggs or fried potatoes for extra flavor and texture.
Adjust the spice levels according to your taste.
Using a pressure cooker can speed up the process, but be careful not to overcook the rice.

[upbeat rivet]

does anyone have a recipe file or folder they could send

that is vegetarian and also has no eggs

[pearl forge]

garam masala

its crushed black pepper power and crushed dried coriander powder

[open ibex]

excuseme

[marsh dome]

arrest this man

[upbeat rivet]

??

[upbeat rivet]

anybody that has veg egg free recipes pls dm me

[visual fox]

ask chatgpt

[upbeat rivet]

ok

[open ibex]

teddy bear

[haughty quail]

It's a gummy bear

[open ibex]

no shit sherlock

[untold temple]

😋

[forest gale]

Any recipe to make white sauce pasta?

[wooden ginkgo]

my mother would know!

[forest gale]

Nvm found it made it ate it

☺️

[stoic garden]

I've started a Ginger bug experiment

[blazing grove]

whats this ginger bug thing??
idk but it looks like u r making wine

[warm silo]

💀

[shut ingot]

im fat

[stoic garden]

Lmao
Yeast living in ginger skin make CO2
This yeast can be used to carbonate drinks. Similar to how yeast in bread make CO2 bubbles making the bread fluffy.

To use this yeast you kinda have to cultivate and make it strong first. So for like a week I'm working on building it up

[blazing grove]

😯

[broken lintel]

so what do you plan to do with said yeast

carbonate drinks?

[stoic garden]

yes

[broken lintel]

good luck gang

[stoic garden]

Started a water kefir

[junior wolf]

@open ibex what do u want me to cook for u boo

[open ibex]

kefir?

[open ibex]

my grades

please

[junior wolf]

theyre cooked enough, rather they are absolutely deep fried

[open ibex]

ouch 😔

[stoic garden]

Yes

[open ibex]

wat dat?

[stoic garden]

Started from one tablespoon now grown to 200ml

[north escarp]

what are those?

[stoic garden]

Water kefir grains. Symbiotic yeast and bacteria

[north escarp]

noice

[stoic garden]

Now that I've gotten so much I can make multiple batches. Started from 15ml in a 500ml solution, now I've got some fermenting in 1l water, and some fermenting 500ml grape juice. The last batch of water was used to make lemonade which is now bottled and carbonating

[north escarp]

you bouta start business man?

[stoic garden]

id prolly just share some with friends if they need

[stoic garden]

but i could.

i bought these starter grains for 1200pkr

within 3 days it multiplied to all these grains, just with some sugar water

[north escarp]

what is pkr again??

[stoic garden]

pakistani rupee

roughly 5 dollars or a little less

[north escarp]

ahh

you can actually make profits

[stoic garden]

its too much for just a tablespoon

[stoic garden]

a lot but id rather just sell for cheaper or give it away. its too much for my uses

[north escarp]

well

thats a nice solution as well

[visual fox]

are u making meth in ur basement

[stoic garden]

Fermentation

[mystic peak]

Bro thinks he’s Walter white

[subtle breach]

bro

zn not tinder

[stoic garden]

This is the grape juice I was fermenting on the right.

[opal terrace]

Who pinged me

[subtle breach]

@opal terrace

[subtle breach]

me rn

[opal terrace]

Interesting

[subtle breach]

yesss

ik

[velvet cipher]

~clean 500 -user 1030755301739220992

[real basalt]

⚠ Clean count must be between 1 and 150

[visual fox]

isnt this kinda like wine

[stoic garden]

No

There's no alcohol

[visual fox]

doesnt the yeast ferment the grape juice which converts it to alcohol

[stoic garden]

For like only 2 days

Wine is made with artificially selected yeast that can handle high alcohol percentages

This only has 0.5%, which is as much as ripe fruit

[visual fox]

hmm i see

[stoic garden]

And excess alcohol is turned into vinegar by acetobactors

[broken lintel]

how's it going now

[stoic garden]

The kefir is still alive

I tried it with orange juice. It exploded all over the room and it tasted like vomit

[untold temple]

Js like me fr

[stoic garden]

im gonna try shorter ferments with sweeter juices. the carbonation provides more than enough acidity. extra acidity from the orange juice is just too much

ngl i really wanna try apple juice

im gonna get some tonight

[broken lintel]

WHYD YOU TASTE IT

actually ykw it doesn't look that bad

[stoic garden]

well whatever was left in the bottle i had to try. home squeezed orange juice waster 💔

[stoic garden]

i havent shared the photo

[broken lintel]

😭

[broken lintel]

talking about the grape juice mmmm

[stoic garden]

ohh ya that was great

it was sooo fizzy

my father didnt enjoy the fermented taste but me and my brother liked it

im gonna be more careful from now on cause i dont wanna clean juice off the ceiling again

[broken lintel]

💀

[shy dew]

Were you the one selling it in the alley

[open ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-discord-cat-discord-cat-cat-chips-gif-23734919

[shy dew]

Unexpected jumpscare

[merry burrow]

what would u guys eat for breakfast before a morning exam

[trail coyote]

Yogurt

@visual fox flavoured yogurt

[merry burrow]

tyy

[stoic garden]

egg paratha

[frigid brook]

nothing

[merry burrow]

thats literally what i did during my mocks 😭😭

[frigid brook]

I wake up too late to care to make food

[merry burrow]

ikrr

[static nexus]

dosa

bc

i cant ingest shit b4 an exam

[sterile hound]

https://tenor.com/view/food-processing-foodie-korean-food-chinese-food-gif-23968790

[frigid brook]

that looks wrong

[sterile hound]

how dare you INSULT PAROTTA YOU SIR ARE SURE GETTING CANCELLED!!!

[quick adder]

DOSA

IDLI

SAMBAR

[quick adder]

DOSA

IDLI

SAMBAR

CHUTNEY

CHUTNEY

[frigid brook]

I'm sorry

I looks good

but I meant wat the guy was doing to it

[sterile hound]

lol chill i was just playing around

[sterile hound]

haha i get it

[sterile hound]

WHERE'S PODI!!

NO DOSA WITH PODI

[quick adder]

Potty?

What?

[sterile hound]

bro what

its podi

its a red powder where you spread on dosa

it tastes like heaven, you should try it out

[quick adder]

Sorry I'm sleep

Deprived

I'm watching dexter

[sterile hound]

np same here

[sterile hound]

thats wild

watching tons of murders in early morning, something's wrong with you sire

[quick adder]

Frfr mechanics making me crazy

Bombaclatt

[sterile hound]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-flex-but-ok-gif-12877919

[quick adder]

Sexy dexter

[warm silo]

dexter was hungry

[mossy kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726584680484306975/1289869210985566218/bertcoke-ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converter.gif

[true solstice]

dump of my handmade food cuz why nottt 😮‍💨 (except the pile of ice-creams ofc)

[wild cedar]

are u looking for a bf 💔

if so, I VOLUNTEER

just feed me bro

[shy oriole]

i don't volunteer but feed me too

[broken lintel]

THSE LOOK SO YUMYM

[broken lintel]

same

[true solstice]

NO lmaoo

ill feed all of u, dw

[shy oriole]

taken at 14

is like

taken as a joke

[broken lintel]

😭😭😭

[broken lintel]

thanks 🔥🔥

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to 16valkyrie!

[open ibex]

slide the mugcake recipe please

[wild cedar]

thanksss

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to 16valkyrie!

[open ibex]

tyyyyy

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to 16valkyrie!

[broken lintel]

yum

[true solstice]

np

[dusky dock]

Guys can yall share me your favourite Egg+ bread combo? I'm getting bored with my same old breakfast 😪

[open ibex]

french toast

[broken lintel]

yum

[fallow berry]

Coffee french toast with cream + dates (excuse the poor image quality)

[fallow berry]

The other day I made savoury french toast and had it with cream cheese and tomatoes; just a regular french toast recipe but instead of sugar and cinnamon add all the omelette spices you use in the egg mixture. I also added a bit of chickpea flour (extra protein) cuz there was some leftover

[dusky dock]

That looks so good! Thank you!

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to alwaysnostalgic!

[dusky dock]

Definately going to try that tmr. Thanks!

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to alwaysnostalgic!

[fallow berry]

pancakes

[warm silo]

im going to personally find you and eat that majestic tower

[shy oriole]

holy shit wow

haven't eaten pancakes in so long

[fallow berry]

there's still half left 👀

[warm silo]

im not joking i would'ev entered ur house if i knew where you live 😔 😭

[broken lintel]

holy shit

i so need

[velvet cipher]

NOM

[sterile hound]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-wendy's-mcdonald's-eating-case-oh-gif-8513049193167411887

[fallow berry]

pancakes pt.2
[unfortunately not as glorious as the previous ones]

[tawny field]

still looks yum

[broken lintel]

share

[warm silo]

lock your doors and windows loner

[fallow berry]

• gives you the last 3 *

[broken lintel]

yay

[fallow berry]

ew why is there a bullet point

[broken lintel]

it does that if you put an asterisk or a dash and then a space

smh

[fallow berry]

is this my sign to tame a dog and let it guard the house

[warm silo]

[gray furnace]

Someone suggest a recipe to cook after the exam

[unique kiln]

Dayum

[velvet cipher]

an imposter

[broken lintel]

no

you're the imposter

[velvet cipher]

ok

[gray furnace]

I am a breathing human being

[fallow berry]

chicken alfredo

[gray furnace]

Bruhh

I am vegetarian

[trail coyote]

Share

U don't need THAT many

I'll help u finish them

😼

[fallow berry]

too late, they're all gone

[trail coyote]

💔

[broken lintel]

aw man

[fallow berry]

they tasted even better after being refrigerated

[broken lintel]

ok stop rubbing it in 💔💔💔💔

[fallow berry]

do you eat dairy?

[gray furnace]

Yes all diary

No eggs

[fallow berry]

you should try pink sauce pasta

or greek salad with kidney beans

those are among my favourites

[open ibex]

grades

[gray furnace]

Well already cooking ‘em

[fallow berry]

crêpes!

[trail coyote]

hey loner,

i've noticed ur interest in cooking and ur talent is quite admirable. you have a deep passion burning in your heart for the art of culinary, similair to the dishes i try and over-succeed in cooking. i would like to request ur talent in my kitchen and for u to become my personal chef. i shall pay u with letting u hold my kitty, tory, clothes, and shelter. looking forward to ur response.

best regards,
shit

[fallow berry]

Dear shit,

Your kind words are highly appreciated. This 'deep passion' is nothing but a consequence of using cooking as therapy. I am delighted to hear that you have bestowed upon me the honor of holding your kitty (despite me disliking cats) and taking shelter in your humble abode in exchange for delicious food. Unfortunately at the moment I am preoccupied with exams and projects and cannot work as a personal chef. Come mid-July and I might be able to clear some time. Feel free to dm me details.

Regards,
loner

[trail coyote]

Dear loner,

Good to hear back from you! I am slightly highly offended that you dislike cats and I am taking back the offer. Hope you find employment elsewhere! Cause no1 liked cat haters. Take care, but not too much care.

Regards,
Shit

[untold temple]

“Slightly highly offended” 😭

[broken lintel]

💔

[storm wharf]

Sitting at the back of the class means that I would most likely get away with eating

[odd bough]

nah where i from the teachers focus on what the students doing in the back and let the students do whatever infront of the teacer

[tulip stratus]

omg @vital heron hello

if you’re still there 💔

[vital heron]

hello. yes still here. sometimes. 😄

[tulip stratus]

omggg

[tulip stratus]

HELLOOOO

HOW HAVE U BEEN MAN

its been ages

[vital heron]

very well thanks 😊 kinda busy. and you?

[tulip stratus]

busy with? hahaha

more maths quesrions

ive been busy too but dac is back

[vital heron]

post more maths solutions 😄

[tulip stratus]

hahaha i dont see u posting on znotes anymore tho 😔

what about posting food? 😊 or visiting muji

[warm silo]

AI generated ahh convo

[shy oriole]

this is how normal people are supposed to talk

[warm silo]

you are an AI

[tulip stratus]

who the fuck is hertz

im not sober

[broken lintel]

don't mind it lmao

[tulip stratus]

WAIT

MY BAD

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DIFFERNT SERVER

💀💀💀💀💀

[broken lintel]

LMAO

😭😭😭

[vital heron]

haha no more, have to move on 😄

[runic juniper]

we are overdue a coffee session at muji bro 💔

[tulip stratus]

😔😔😔

alexv has moved on from muji 💔💔

biggest heartbreak

[vital heron]

hello pgf. been a while. how’s university life?

[runic juniper]

hey man its been good, ive got 2 more years of it left 😊

and then unemployment i'm so excited

hbu? Still in Petaling Jaya 😉?

[warm silo]

me

[vital heron]

nice.

[vital heron]

haha alex is bot and only lives on discord 😄

[warm silo]

May your every breath be manual. May both sides of your pillow be warm everyday. May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable. May your spoon always slip and sink into the hot soup you eat. May your mother come talk to you and leave your door slightly ajar everytime such that you have to get up and close it each time. May you always be forced to eat doritos vertically. May you never find the balance between keeping your feet in and out of the blanket, such that it's too cold when bare and too hot when in the blanket. May you always have a song stuck in your head that you can't remember the lyrics to. May your shoelaces come untied at every step you take such that you have to re-tie them everytime. May every sock you own have a hole in it's toe. May your headphones get tangled every time you pull them out of your pocket. May every step you take be on a lego. May you always have to hold your charger at a specific angle to charge your phone. May you forever feel your cellphone vibrating in the pocket it's not even in. May your cellphone be at 1% when you need it most. May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be rat feces.

may you share pwease 🥺 🥺

[charred gyro]

Dang who ever this is meant for u will never be in peace

[charred gyro]

Who hurt u

[severe lichen]

The door is a jar

[frigid brook]

The jar is a door

[lethal meteor]

Can a jar be a door and a door be a jar?

[warm silo]

can i be the door

[eager wharf]

can yall shut up?

[frigid brook]

no

[eager wharf]

im gonna fry u tonight

[frigid brook]

💔

[stoic garden]

this is how polite friends talk

[thin minnow]

imagine mistaking UN for ZNotes

[tulip stratus]

get out

[stoic garden]

whats un

[broken lintel]

vals server prob

[thin minnow]

United nations

[eager wharf]

i just ate

venison

shit was nice

[wild cedar]

sybau

no one cares

[dusk goblet]

Was it shit or nice?

[lime dagger]

Anyone has aesthetic baking videos?

[visual fox]

yup

[dusk goblet]

Rodon Gamsay

[whole flume]

its js what i do🥱

[paper fiber]

excuse you where is mine

[whole flume]

u never asked 🤷

[paper fiber]

yes waiter i would like 5 chocolate chip cookies, 1 slide of that cake, 2 plates of crepes, lasagna one plate, fries and chicken wings one plate with extra fries, 2 and a half of those sanwhiches, that apple pie looking thing one slice. thank you

[whole flume]

nahhhhh

didn’t say please 😠

[paper fiber]

please sir im sorry for my previous rudeness

thank you for ur service

[whole flume]

oh also

the lasagna is a baked pasta

and the apple pie looking thing is sticky toffee pudding

[paper fiber]

yes please

[paper fiber]

does it taste good

[whole flume]

do u like toffee

do u like cake

do u like dates

[paper fiber]

depends on the toffee

[paper fiber]

who doesnt

[paper fiber]

the fruit yes, the romantic dates, i wouldnt know if i like them because ive never been on any

[whole flume]

yeah the fruit

so yeah it tastes good then

[paper fiber]

okay great one slice of that as well please sir

thank you

when can i expect my order

[broken lintel]

can i

have some

pleaseee

[whole flume]

I’ve sent it out

[whole flume]

what a polite young person

I love the manners

[whole flume]

ofc

[paper fiber]

im sorry i didnt mean to be disrespectful earlier sir

i am still learning english its my second language sir

[whole flume]

forgiven

[whole flume]

us ✌🏽💔

[paper fiber]

thank you for your kindness and forgiveness sir

[paper fiber]

how wonderful what will you be charging for your kind services

[whole flume]

like

nothing

just spread the word

[broken lintel]

thanks

[whole flume]

Nws dude

[fallow berry]

The amount of yogurt with the red beans makes me very happy

[whole flume]

fuck yeah

my man

[wooden ginkgo]

are u perchance avaliable for marriage

dude this food looks so good 🤤

[whole flume]

im off the market now ✌🏽

only for my girl

[shy oriole]

lucky her 💔

lmk if ur interested in polygamy or sum

[whole flume]

nahhhh im the lucky one fsss

[whole flume]

she said no 😔

[shadow ocean]

a buch of food

[broken lintel]

can i have some twin

[shadow ocean]

yes ofc king

[earnest vessel]

Oh my days

[trail coyote]

id sacrifice my life for this

[broken lintel]

pleáseeeeee

[shadow ocean]

it was so good guys i cant even

[whole flume]

oh fuckkkk that’s good

holy diabetes 😭

[whole flume]

fire shi

homemade hits better tho 😪

[earnest vessel]

Your cooking fire twin

[whole flume]

Ty bestie

[earnest vessel]

Send some😋

[whole flume]

bet Whatchu want

[earnest vessel]

Can I have some wings

[whole flume]

alright snm

anything else

[earnest vessel]

Hmm for dessert some brownies

[whole flume]

Alr alr fire order

u paying for delivery tho

the foods free

[earnest vessel]

Fair deal!!

Thanks twin

[whole flume]

it’s gonna take some time tho

cause like

i use pigeons for delivery

cheap labour yk

[earnest vessel]

As long as they don't shit in it

[whole flume]

sometimes they get lost 😭

[main vale]

u made allat?

Damn

[whole flume]

nah they come with a shit bag attached

[earnest vessel]

Man💔 strap a GPS on em

[whole flume]

and it’s not like they gonna eat the food

bird eating bird

[earnest vessel]

Innovative

[whole flume]

f students are the inventors 🙏🏽 🥀

[earnest vessel]

😭😭

[whole flume]

labour ain’t cheap then 💔

they find their way eventually

[earnest vessel]

Dw I'll make my cat snipe them mid air

[whole flume]

ofc 🙄

u doubting my abilities

[main vale]

yes

The cookies look shit dawg 🙏

[whole flume]

smh yea i made that

[main vale]

Dry af

[whole flume]

Nuh uh dude

[main vale]

Worse than crumbls

[whole flume]

those chocolate chips be oozing out melting

[whole flume]

nothings worse than crumbls 🙏🏽

also mine are lwk healthy

[main vale]

Idk how it tastes but deff looks dry 😭

[main vale]

Lwk he says and the “healthy” is using brown sugar instead of white

[whole flume]

it tastes heavenly

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[whole flume]

uhm

yea

and also like

[main vale]

LMAO

IM DYING

[whole flume]

some special oil

[main vale]

Olive oil innit

[whole flume]

not the fat one

it was like some low calorie

[whole flume]

YEAH THAT ONE

[main vale]

Bro used margarine instead of butter

[whole flume]

yea healthy fsss

[whole flume]

no ew

[main vale]

And just labeled it healthy

[whole flume]

that ain’t taste nice

[main vale]

Bro it does

[whole flume]

oh and also like

[main vale]

U just need the right recipe

[whole flume]

it had chia seeds in it

cause like

why not

[main vale]

Eww what the fuck

Okay experiments 😭

[whole flume]

THEY DONT GOT NO FLAVOUR

[main vale]

I hate chia seeds

[whole flume]

they don’t taste like anything

like just blend em

it’s just like a powder

and put it in the mix

and u can’t even tell dude

[main vale]

Yeah but you’re supposed to let them sit in wayer

water

Cuz if u dont then it might cause gut issues

AS FAR as ik

dont like mark my word for it

[whole flume]

yeah but like after that

[main vale]

You do you

[whole flume]

CHAT I NEED THOSE PIGEONS BACK

[main vale]

its ur food not mine 🙏

[whole flume]

THEY DONT BREED LIKE THEY USED TO

THIS AINT A ONE TIME USE THING

[main vale]

Okay ama need the context cuz tf

☠️

[whole flume]

GOTTA RECYCLE EM TWIN

[whole flume]

pfft context

[earnest vessel]

Oopsies

[main vale]

Yea

[whole flume]

😭

[main vale]

GOD FORBID i ask for that

[whole flume]

unfortunately he didn’t forbid it

[main vale]

Whatever stale cookies

[earnest vessel]

I mean it's a 2 in 1. I get fed and so do my cats

[main vale]

U wouldnt catch me dead eating those

[earnest vessel]

😭😭

[main vale]

🙏

[main vale]

TELL ME THEY DONT LOOK STALE

OR DRY

[whole flume]

SHUT UP

[earnest vessel]

Bro I got my free food on the line

[whole flume]

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER FOOD

ALSO THEY AINT STALE

[main vale]

..

🧍‍♀️

[whole flume]

TBEY JUST GOT CRISP EDGES AND A SOFT CENTRE

YOUR ASS AINT EVER EVEN MADE COOKIES

CANT BE TALKING

[whole flume]

make sure they don’t eat the shit bag tho

[main vale]

I did

I have made a bunch of types too 🙏😭

Yk DAMN well my mom uses me as her priv chef dawg

[whole flume]

THAT DONT MATTER

UR HUST JEALOUS OF MY SKILL

[earnest vessel]

My cats were street cats once they'd eat their own shit they'll be fine

[whole flume]

NOTICE HOW YOU COULDNT SHIT ON ANYTGUNG ELSE

[whole flume]

yum

[earnest vessel]

Cat shit enjoyer

[whole flume]

uhm

no comment

[main vale]

I said they LOOK stale and dry

doesnt mean they are

[whole flume]

well they weren’t 😤

i would give you some

[main vale]

Dont take it to heart gangy

[whole flume]

but ur too ungrateful

[main vale]

i wanna live

Not die from food poisoning

[earnest vessel]

Make this next twin

[main vale]

but thanks

[whole flume]

u would ascend to heaven after eating this beauty

[whole flume]

alr bet

that’s light work 😭

[main vale]

I would drop to hell idk about heaven tho

[whole flume]

it’s just a shitton of ice cream in a big ass cup

[main vale]

All that aside

[whole flume]

and Oreo’s stuck to the side

[main vale]

I’m sure it was good

[whole flume]

and caramel drizzle

[main vale]

But like it looks stale

[earnest vessel]

An Americans light snack

[whole flume]

not my fault u be sinning 24/7

[whole flume]

pretty much 😭

[whole flume]

thank you bestie

[main vale]

Never call me that again 😭

[whole flume]

my bad bestie

[whole flume]

lowkey i might

but like

i just ain’t got a glass that big

[earnest vessel]

Use a bucket

Excuses excuses excuses

[whole flume]

🤮

u don’t wanna know what we do in those buckets

[earnest vessel]

😨

U guys don't use buckets to store food or use them to keep water😨

[whole flume]

we use them as bins

[main vale]

Ur so white washed

Brit ahh

[whole flume]

how 😭

says the white oerson btw

[main vale]

I just wanted to trigger you literally no reason

[whole flume]

ghost ahh

pale ahh

[main vale]

PALE I’m not fully white by race tyvm

[whole flume]

that vanilla ice cream is darker than ur skin

[main vale]

Yeah it is lighter

DUMBASSS

[whole flume]

FUCK

SHUT UPPPPP

[main vale]

ur so dumb

L

[whole flume]

THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD LINE ASW

AND LIKE

I FUMBLED

[whole flume]

I can’t even deny ts 😭

[earnest vessel]

Interesting

Why don't u js use actual trash bins for that

[whole flume]

shush

[whole flume]

oh no so like

[main vale]

Like u always do

[whole flume]

we throw em in the buckets

cause those are inside

and then we throw those in the bins outside

[earnest vessel]

Oohh

Well damn

[whole flume]

Nuh uh

[main vale]

What was her name again

[earnest vessel]

Oh shit I'm a mod

[whole flume]

Diya

and also

[earnest vessel]

Erm guys #chat-lounge pls 🤓

[main vale]

Tbf she fumbled you

[whole flume]

I blocked her

[main vale]

But like

whatever

In my eyss

Eyes

[whole flume]

exactly

plus

[main vale]

you fumbled

[whole flume]

im over her

I’ve got a better girl now

[main vale]

LMAO no cuz this is how I feel when i mod 🙏😭

[earnest vessel]

LITERALLY 🥀

[broken lintel]

😭😭

[whole flume]

lowkey should i like make more food and post it here

[broken lintel]

yes

[whole flume]

alr alr bet

if anyone has any food requests then you got 24 hours

no guarantees I’ll make ur request tho

still worth a try peeps

[marble storm]

Made brownies

[trail coyote]

Share

[marble storm]

There's a reason I wasn't able to take a picture of the whole thing 💀

[trail coyote]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

💔💔💔💔💔

Next time.

[paper copper]

Calculator the most important ingredient ofc

[broken lintel]

where's mine

[marble storm]

You want the recipe?

[broken lintel]

no i want the brownie

💔

[tribal otter]

The calculator 😭
Those look better than what ever i did last time

[winter tendon]

yummm can i have some please

[whole flume]

bet

[winter tendon]

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

[rain vapor]

YUMMMMMMMM, THAT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍 😍

[whole flume]

ew she’s green

[rain vapor]

Greenies aren't green here 😭

[whole flume]

BUT THANK YOUUUUUU SO MUCHHHHHH 🩶

[rain vapor]

I just picked random ones

Cause they don't have the Aus curriculum

[rain vapor]

YOU'RE WELCOMEEEEEEEEEEEE 🤍

[whole flume]

cause aus 🤮

[rain vapor]

SHHHH

[whole flume]

😭

whoops

[rain vapor]

Britain has shit weather

[whole flume]

YUMMMMMMMM

[whole flume]

not today!!

but apart from that yes

[rain vapor]

Awww

Sad

[rain vapor]

I was right!!

[whole flume]

Yep 😭

[rain vapor]

I can't yay this 😭

[whole flume]

done

[shy oriole]

how rich are u

[whole flume]

im not dawg

i made that

dont play

[winter tendon]

OMG THAT LOOKS SO GOOD WTF

[whole flume]

thank youu

[shy oriole]

this is literally rich people hobbies

that table? rich people table

that plate? rich people plate

[whole flume]

its fake marble

[shy oriole]

that much time to decorate the food? rich people have that much time to waste

[whole flume]

its a plain white plate from a pack of six from Ikea from a decade ago 😭

[shy oriole]

so what

[shy oriole]

don't care

[whole flume]

thats the most boring ass plain plate ever

[whole flume]

i gotta make it look good for the photo

make my food look better

[shy oriole]

it looks cool

[shy oriole]

yea u don't have anything better to do

[whole flume]

exactly

[shy oriole]

bc ur a child

[whole flume]

im jobless

[shy oriole]

or rich

or both

[shy oriole]

ur dad probably isnt

[whole flume]

im not rich 😭

[whole flume]

well yeah

ur dad probably isnt either

[shy oriole]

thanks mr. holmes

[whole flume]

your welcome Watson

[whole flume]

@rain vapor @main vale

[rain vapor]

YUMMMMMMMM

IT LOOKS SO GOOOOD

[whole flume]

YUMMMMMMMM

[whole flume]

THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🩶

[rain vapor]

YOU'RE WELCOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🤍

[main vale]

The portion looks like for a 2 year old😭 but it looks tasty

[whole flume]

DAWG

IT’S LIKE

YK THE FANCY SHMANCY PLACES

WELL OFC U DO UR RICH AF

BUT THEY ALWAYS GOT THOSE LIKE HELLA SMALL SHIT

LIKE THE SMALL PLATES BUT THEY BE SO EXPENSIVE

BUT THEY FANCY SO I LOWK JUST FID THAT

[cyan locust]

Is ts the food network coz we are all cooked by cambridge

[serene gulch]

Is everyone here writing Cambridge

[untold temple]

No

[rain raft]

i love eating fingers and toes

[rain raft]

i am writing in 2059

[autumn ingot]

wt

[autumn ingot]

ye

[rain raft]

nevermind

[sonic stag]

Mcchicken

[grim sail]

someone get this channel active

im hungry

😭

[tired stirrup]

Eat

[fresh egret]

Made some egg shakshuka for breakfast!!

[grim sail]

that looks fantastic

share the recipe

[fresh egret]

ahh thank youuu!!

[fresh egret]

i'm going out right now, i'll share it in an hour or two hehe

[grim sail]

ok np, enjoy

[warm silo]

this is fantastic!

shakshuka is one of the best breakfasts in the world imo

or from what i've eaten 😂

[fresh egret]

This is a single serving recipe btw...
Take 1 large tomato and a half an onion, roughly dice them.
Add some olive oil to a pan with two cloves of chopped garlic (on medium heat)
Add your onions to the pan, when softened add your tomatoes along with almost half a cup of water.
Add a pinch of salt, black pepper, paprika, chilli flakes and around 1 teaspoon tomato paste (you can use ketchup as a substitute)
Mix well, cover and let it completely dry out. Make a well in the tomato mixture thingy and add you egg and 2 tablespoons of water, cover your pan again ON LOW HEAT so that the eggs can cook, top it off with some oregano and voila! I had it with some plain bread, but pretty much any kind of bread goes well with it

[fresh egret]

Yess i agree! It's quick and so easy to make😭

[fresh egret]

I watched a recipe and made a few changes to my liking... I'm not sure if everyone would like it cuz my mother doesn't 🫠

[tired stirrup]

'ery nice

[fallow berry]

I'm craving shakshuka now..

[fallow berry]

What were the changes you made compared to the original? I usually make it with two-three tomatoes, one full onion, four garlic cloves, salt, pepper, pinch of turmeric, chilli flakes, sometimes paprika and oregano if it's available. I don't add tomato paste cuz not very available over here. 4 eggs, and everyone loves it.
Everyone has different tastes; from reading your recipe it sounds pretty delicious though.
You should try grating some cheese on top next time (before you cover to cook the egg), it takes it to the next level

[fresh egret]

I don't add capsicum and turmeric, use diced tomatoes instead of canned and sometimes add chilli flakes, depends on my mood hehe... That's pretty much it

AHH I LOVE CHEESE!! I'm gonna try adding that the next time I make it! Thank youu for the suggestion!

[fallow berry]

Heck yeahh cheese is the best

I remember using capsicum once but I don't like how its taste changed by the time the shakshuka was done.. it lost its crunch and made it taste a bit different so I never used it again

[fresh egret]

Ohh, I just don't like the taste and texture of capsicum so never added it lololl

[tired stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/bfdi-bfb-tpot-shock-gasp-gif-10869167343197802663

[stoic garden]

how did this just get on starboard

[warm silo]

hehe

[fresh egret]

MADE SOME CINNAMON ROLLS!!

[warm silo]

dangggg

send some

😋

[fresh egret]

Too late, finished them, they were too good🙂‍↕️

[tired stirrup]

I was just on my way rn 😔

[fresh egret]

You can come this weekend, I'll make more😌

[broken lintel]

mmmmmmm 🤤

[tired stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/man-riding-pig-lets-ride-omw-gif-8516259

On my way

[fresh egret]

Y'all I made it again and it was a complete failure😭😭

The yeast didn't activate, I made the dough twice and it didn't rise LIKE DUDE?!! So I added eggs and stuff to make pancakes with it🤡

[tired stirrup]

I heard of an Ancient technique where you have to play an Acoustic guitar at low frequencies for precisely 2 minutes and 32 seconds to motivate the yeast

and therefore activate it

[fresh egret]

Lololl if I play it, the yeast will die instead of activating, my skills are a bit too good ykk🌚

[grim sail]

no thats not how it works, you have to play it smoke on the water and stairway to heaven for five minutes on an electric guitar

[deft sierra]

guys wdym yk you have to draw an inverted pentagram and call upon the uncharted yeast gods inorder to activate

[tired stirrup]

That's what the Uzbeks do

[tired stirrup]

I can smell your Kitchen

[mystic blaze]

Cinnamon rolls and mloukhiya 😋

[visual fox]

Thato looks so yum
Thats my fav dessert 😭

[mystic blaze]

Hehe my specialty

[visual fox]

😭cooollll

[earnest vessel]

Twin I'm still waiting on that delivery....💔

[whole flume]

shiiiiiiiiii

they might’ve got preyed on cl

[potent mauve]

Decapitation

[tawny field]

Omg that's so cuteee

[umbral ore]

what the

[rapid dew]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-jojos-bizarre-adventure-joseph-joestar-battle-tendency-gif-17923865

[woeful bison]

who loves pani puri

[tired stirrup]

Where's the coffee 🔫

[broken lintel]

i drank it all

[wooden ginkgo]

NEEEEDDD 🤤

im so jealous wtf

that looks SO SO SO good

[potent mauve]

Its all gone now

[whole flume]

that looks leng bro

[visual fox]

Caseoh Average Breakfast

[broken lintel]

mmmnfg

[rapid forge]

lost for words

[exotic cradle]

PHOOOOOO

wait is it pho or am i tweaking

[rapid forge]

ramen 😛😛😛

[rapid forge]

nah you good

pho is a more clearer broth tho

[exotic cradle]

DUDE THE THIRD PIC

i cld tell the first one was ramen

[rapid forge]

oh

That's soba 💀💀

[exotic cradle]

oops

[rapid forge]

ok yeah it does look kinda like pho

[exotic cradle]

wait i’ve never tried

[exotic cradle]

SEE

pho is a hit or miss for me

[rapid forge]

hmm

i like the broth tho

[exotic cradle]

it depends for me

[rapid forge]

wdym

[exotic cradle]

some places here have rly shit pho

[rapid forge]

where are you from?

[exotic cradle]

malaysia

[rapid forge]

gng

youre kidding

[exotic cradle]

DOMT SYA U ASW

NO WAYYY

[rapid forge]

You can get so many types of noodles there

and you behind pho 😭

[exotic cradle]

I KNOW AND I DO

but

💔

spare pho bro

i love vietnamese food

[rapid forge]

I need to try

ive only tried pho once

[exotic cradle]

dude i’ve been to vietnam twice in the past year

[rapid forge]

🙏

[exotic cradle]

🙏 🙏 🙏

ALL i did was fatass

[rapid forge]

valid tho

[exotic cradle]

vietnam has rly fire cafes

[rapid forge]

i only explore other countries for the food

ive never heard about that

all I hear about vietnam is pho and banh mi 💔

[exotic cradle]

BRO

IM SO SORRY BUT

BANH MI IS MID ASL

[rapid forge]

noo 😭

i mean

Its basically subway

[exotic cradle]

💀💀

[rapid forge]

it is right?

asian subway

[exotic cradle]

ok well i guess in a way? but

[broken lintel]

im sure ❤️

[exotic cradle]

idk it’s js alr, v overhyped imo

[exotic cradle]

dude shut the fuck up

[broken lintel]

my bad bosswoman

[rapid forge]

i saw that you and wheezus are preparing for ielts

you planning to leave malaysia?

[ashen cairn]

i like indomine

[rapid forge]

indomine is peak

[ashen cairn]

ikr.

irk

ikr

peak tho

i like the originoal better than the brown one

NOT BEING RACIST?

also im brown

[exotic cradle]

hell yea bro

[rapid forge]

oo where?

[rapid forge]

ive only had mi goreng

my friend brought it from indonesia

[exotic cradle]

aus

[rapid forge]

for uni?

[exotic cradle]

yea

[exotic cradle]

mi goreng is loml

[ashen cairn]

whats that tho

wait that looks so delightful tho

[rapid forge]

heavenly bliss which tantalizes your tingling taste buds

[potent mauve]

@urban kettle

[urban kettle]

NOOOOOO STOP
I WAS GONNA GO HAVE TS TDY

BUT I COULDNT GO

[potent mauve]

It was the length of my forearm too

[urban kettle]

stop it💔💔💔💔💔

[potent mauve]

no

never

ur pfp is harassing me

[urban kettle]

ORDER ONE FOR ME RN

[potent mauve]

NO

U ORDER ONE FOR ME

RN

[tired stirrup]

Looks good but y isn't it more thick

[urban kettle]

NO YOU

YOU HAD ONE NA

SO NOW MY TURN

[potent mauve]

[shy sky]

Awesome soup meal

But there’s plenty other good vietnamese food

Pho is overatted imo, but i prob ate them too much lol

[ashen cairn]

wild

[potent mauve]

Bugger

[tawny field]

share pls

[potent mauve]

No

Its gone

@wooden ginkgo owes us all burgers tho

[tawny field]

real

[wooden ginkgo]

no i bought that for u

[potent mauve]

No u didt

Didnt

[potent mauve]

Wb the other 50,876

[tired stirrup]

Yappanese food

[rapid forge]

FRIED SANDO FROM AGE 3?

OMGG

[rapid forge]

SO PEAK

[tired stirrup]

Yupppp

Creme brulé

[rapid forge]

they blow torched in front of you?

if you have a video send it

[tired stirrup]

Didn't take a vid 😔

I just gave my order and walked around for a bit

[orchid pewter]

@rapid forge looks hungry🤣 , ryt?

[rapid forge]

?

[willow swift]

Ts looks familiar

[broken lintel]

toblemon

[grim sail]

AAAAAAAAAAH DARK CHOCO TOBLERONE THE LOML OMG OMG OMG SEND ME SOME

[rapid forge]

nuh uh mine all mine

[grim sail]

[orchid pewter]

proof of kids that belong to parents saying '' Our son can study anywhere.''

[trail coyote]

studying in the car is not uncommon twin

[tired stirrup]

I used to get super nauseous maen

[rapid forge]

before and after pic?

[rugged wave]

No after pic
Expensive chicken😔 😔

I can be fined up to $5000 if I cook it

[rugged wave]

@rapid forge Will you be happy if I cook ur uncle

[rapid forge]

then why are you putting it in the food network

[rapid forge]

nuh uh i have beef with him

[rugged wave]

When I’m rich it can be in this channel

[rugged wave]

he misses you

[rapid forge]

🫡

[potent mauve]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8a1m3jp8e/?igsh=MXVldml1eDJsczgydw==

jillian.barreca

BSTP aka banana sticky toffee pudding aka heaven on earth! Next time you have ripe bananas that need to be used up, make this instead of banana bread 🍌

Recipe is on my newsletter (click the first link in my bio)! xx

Instagram

Can someone just

[tired stirrup]

Thx for your digital footprint btw

[exotic cradle]

considering rn

[potent mauve]

Send pics 🤤

[exotic cradle]

i got u

im tryna make tiramisu too

bought the ingredients n allll

[potent mauve]

Im so bad at making tht

I tried once

Sigh

Good luck to u tho

Send pics of tht asw

Or i will find a way to look at it myself

[exotic cradle]

wait but it lowkey doesnt look too hard

[potent mauve]

R u saying i have a skill issue

[exotic cradle]

yeah i am 🤔

[potent mauve]

Ok.

[rapid forge]

nah it isnt

i made one a few weeks back with those biscoff cookies

turned out pretty good

you just need to have patience to whip your cream

[exotic cradle]

okay that doesn’t rly even take long

ill try

[exotic cradle]

❤️

[rapid forge]

yeah it will take like 20 mins

[rapid forge]

LOOKS YUMM

it's been so long since I tried macaroons

[tawny field]

is that chocolate pudding :o

[grim sail]

[potent mauve]

Yess

[tawny field]

looks yummy

[potent mauve]

It was

[marsh dome]

oh