the-food-network

[shy oriole]

real

[haughty talon]

@south blaze Where can i buy shawarma in malaysia?

[summer briar]

damuscus best fr

[haughty talon]

alr thanks ill find the restaurant in google

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to ames2440#0

[vital heron]

pgf been back to Muji?

[runic juniper]

Nah not since that day :)

U've been back there recently ?

[vital heron]

Yes but not that section :)

[vital heron]

@runic juniper Your inscription at Muji has disappeared. You need to drop by again :)

[runic juniper]

🫠

When is AlexVector planning on returning to 1U ?

[shy oriole]

is that crab

[mystic grove]

yes

crab curry

[visual fox]

WHY

bruv

[runic juniper]

another day another @vital heron #the-food-network upload 👏

[runic juniper]

fuck you mean why crab curry is goated

[vital heron]

Your turn @pgf😄

[runic juniper]

as I've mentioned before , I do not eat :)

[vital heron]

How about drink? 😄

[runic juniper]

pgf stays sober 🤝

AlexVector enjoys nights out at clubs in KL with his she-bot ?

[vital heron]

Haha AlexV is a good bot and stays home trying to learn maths. With the occasional tipple.

[visual fox]

girl the mods had mass muted the chat lounge and it sent me here, thas why i sent that. crab curry fr is goated tho 🔥

[runic juniper]

my guy 🤝

[runic juniper]

oh mb 🙏

[supple stone]

something new...

[quaint linden]

is that crab 👀

never heard of crab curry

probably wont try it

allergic to seafood

[shy oriole]

yummy

[mystic grove]

exactly

[exotic light]

First time making grilled cheese, satisfying but it feels a bit underappreciating when it comes to taste.

Also if you're experienced at making these, mind sharing some tips?

Would really help.

[tawny field]

Take a look at chef tylers yt channel

His vids r all abt grilled cheese sandwiches lol

[shy oriole]

fr I was about to say that

[hollow delta]

Take 2 slices of bread, put some pizza/pasta red sauce on one slice, like spread it like mayo, put mozzarella cheese, put some black pepper and chilli powder, put another slice of bread on top, take a pan, put a lil butter, toast both sides and enjoy 🔛🔝

[mystic grove]

I like making them with potato, you mash some potato add a few spices whichever you like, and then between two breads spread butter or some other condiment like mayo put two slices of cheese and in the middle the potato. toast till brown 🗣️

[hollow delta]

So like a bread hash brown??

[half lily]

i thought about gordan ramsay when u said "Take 2 slices of bread..."

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-what-an-idiot-sandwich-gif-16965482

[hollow delta]

excuse me for FEELING like him for a moment pls

[half lily]

issokay 🙂

[mystic grove]

KIND OF BUT ITS NOT FRIED AND A BIT SPICY BECAUSE I ADD SCHEZUAN SAUCE BUT YEAH HASH BROWN BREAD

[shy oriole]

damn all y'all cooks here

[half lily]

hash brown bread sounds

[half lily]

[exotic light]

Thank you, this really helped, i also pinched some cinnamon in the cheese, evolved the taste

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to spiderbillu

[fallow berry]

If you've got herbs on hand I believe those would level it up further (oregano, thyme, basil parsley etc)

[rigid raptor]

Sounds amazing, as long as your not experimenting with dosa, I ain't complaining 😊

[hollow delta]

I experiment with rotis

[rigid raptor]

Good, dosas have suffered enough

[shut zodiac]

Hiiii im here to upload my cooking series

[summer briar]

LOOKS SO GOOD

[summer briar]

YUMM

[summer briar]

I WANT

[muted tinsel]

Made sandwhiches

[visual fox]

WOW

THIS CHANNEL WHILE FASTING IS DANGEROUS

[muted tinsel]

My mom told me to make this

[visual fox]

@shut zodiac THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD ALLAHOMA BAREK

[muted tinsel]

Smells good

[visual fox]

ICE CREAM SYRUP??

ive never seen that

[muted tinsel]

Sane bro until like 5mins ago I didje either

[open ibex]

@shut zodiac are all of these made by you?

[open ibex]

does it taste good or mid?

[muted tinsel]

I cant taste it yet

Still like 25mins left

[open ibex]

ooofffffff

40 for me and my mom made koftay

smells heavenly

[shut zodiac]

THANK YOU THANK YOU

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to xjuju._

[shut zodiac]

Yessirrr I like cookingggggg

Once in a while lmao

[open ibex]

woah

looks real good

[shut zodiac]

Thank youuuuuuuuu

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to idek_2006

[open ibex]

especially the pasta

[shut zodiac]

I love love pasta thats probably one of the dishes I make most lol

[plush cobalt]

ONG GIVE ME THOSE THEY SO GOOD

[cyan locust]

Thissss looks soooo good what is ittt

[plush cobalt]

OMG I ATE IT THIS MORNING

[rocky quiver]

Why does all the food look so good 😭😭😭, wish I knew about the secret food community earlier

[plush cobalt]

AND THIS LOOKS SO GOODDDD

[cyan locust]

And omg the plating>>>>>>

[plush cobalt]

😭

[shut zodiac]

Pastaa, haleem w/ naan, biryani, dhai barray idk how to spell that and saladdd

[shut zodiac]

I LOVE

Soft shell chicken tacos

[cyan locust]

Wowwwww sooo muchh yumm food omggg

[shut zodiac]

Now youre here though hehe

[plush cobalt]

YESS THEY ARE SOOOO GOOD FR

[shut zodiac]

Awwwwwwwwww thank you ❤️ ❤️

[plush cobalt]

Anyway guys please talk in #chat-lounge

[shut zodiac]

Definitely it was my first time making them I made it like 3 times after lol

Yesyes

I mean its a foodrelated dicussion 😭

So its finee

[rocky quiver]

Mhm and that's all that matters, keep blessing us with the lovely food pics :D

[shut zodiac]

I willl!

[plush cobalt]

Yeah but chat lounge is better 😭ykwim

[cyan locust]

Is this jajjangmyeon??

[shut zodiac]

YES but I added lime garlic and corriander to resemble I forgot what it was called but these lime noodles

[shut zodiac]

Ikwym

[cyan locust]

Wowww💗

[naive saddle]

Interesting dish

[shut zodiac]

It was really good thoughhh I made it once again then I just couldnt find jajjangmyeon ramen lol

Its a craving though

[cyan locust]

It indeed iss the one u made looks soo pretty I tried making it once and let's say i never tried again

[shut zodiac]

Awwwwwwww I can tell you howwwww

[cyan locust]

Plss share the recipe

[shut zodiac]

I boiled the noodles like usual I used samyang btw

[cyan locust]

Even tho I am very lazy I will tryyy

[shut zodiac]

And in a frypan I fried minced garlic the little veggie flakes that come in the seasoning packet in olive oilll

And then once the noodles were done I drained them I added them to the frypan too and I stirred it in till for a bit and add the sauce if your noodles turn out too dry you can add a bit of water

And just cook it till its warm then add chopped coriander and stir it well and take it out in your dish then just squeeze in half a lime or a full lime and garnish with more coriander and sesame seeds

And thats it literally

[cyan locust]

Thank you sooo muchhhh

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to angell71

[shut zodiac]

And I LOVE mushrooms i add them to everything so during this part I also fried mushrooms

[shut zodiac]

Aww you can do it dw it doesnt take long maybe 15 mins

[shut zodiac]

Ofcourse ❤️

[cyan locust]

Yess yesss I like them too will add em for suree

[shut zodiac]

Alrighttt! Tell me how it goes ❤️

[cyan locust]

Yesssss thankss

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to angell71

[cyan locust]

For sureee

[frozen vortex]

I love this

[muted tinsel]

Ayy thanks we all love this

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to .sky_9

[frozen vortex]

Good stuff

Goes hard with water, milk, soda, floats, ice cream topping, you name it

(Roohafza too though but yeah)

[eager thistle]

Made rasamalai inspired pancakes with a friend

Rooh Afza on top

[visual fox]

that looks good
damnn

[magic rover]

I see and its finished (i need atleast a bowl of rasmalai)

[pale trench]

woah

that looks tasty

[eager thistle]

It was so good!! There was condensed milk and pistachios and everything

[pale trench]

ooooo niceeeee W

rooh afza 🔥

i actually had never heard the term rooh afza until a couple weeks ago it's not sold under the rooh afza brand here

[half lily]

rooh afza =frog blood

[broken lintel]

+1

[hardy oasis]

i like food

[visual fox]

same

[half lily]

THEN WY DO U EAT IT?

LET IT LIVE

LET IT PROSPER.

mb, enjoy ur meal

[summer briar]

Roza lag raha hai tujhe behan

[summer briar]

Us

[half lily]

nah this was like 3 hours after iftaar

[summer briar]

😂😂

[half lily]

😂 😂

[summer briar]

High on energy then

Understandable

[half lily]

food be fooding nowadays thoo

[summer briar]

Frr

[half lily]

ppl should share atually share good recipes here ngl

or good restaurants in their area

not just goof around

[summer briar]

Exactly people what are u doing

[half lily]

gordan ramsay would be so disappointed, u idiot sandwiches

[summer briar]

They just make food and tease us

[half lily]

😔

[summer briar]

Like give me the recipe

[summer briar]

😂😂😂😂

[half lily]

frss

[summer briar]

I miss watching his shows

[half lily]

EXPECIALLY IN RAMADAN

[summer briar]

FRR

[half lily]

same i used to binge masterchef witmme mom when i was like 8 or 9 💀 core memory unlockedd

[half lily]

SEND ME PAKORARECIPE, OR KOI BHI MEETHA

the way i crave meetha in rozaaa

[summer briar]

Awww cutee

[half lily]

v funn

[summer briar]

ILL SEND U GULAB JAMUN RECIPE

[half lily]

WAIT YK HOW TO MAKE THAT OML

[summer briar]

AJAO I MAKE FOR U

[half lily]

SEEMS SO COMPLICATED

[half lily]

😭 COMINGGG

[summer briar]

ITS VERY EASY

[half lily]

nah frs send here

full thing

💪

[summer briar]

(i buy the readymade mix)

[half lily]

(LMAOOOOOOO AMESS)

BAHAHAHHAHAHA

YAAR

[summer briar]

Very simple

[summer briar]

hehe

Time efficient uk

[half lily]

frs lol, i remember i got obsessed w bakign when i was like 9, i brought these betty crocker packs 😭 so good

[half lily]

damm noicee

[hardy oasis]

e

[summer briar]

Ooo

Yum

Now i wanna bake

[summer briar]

😂

[half lily]

lololol

[shy oriole]

Bet.

[frozen vortex]

That. Is. One. Perfect. Ice. Cream.

Beautiful stuff

[frozen vortex]

I tried making this uh, dessert kinda thingy today, it was quite nice but not nice (thanks to my weird ass tasting protein powder);

mango yoghurt (alternatively, any other fruit flavored yoghurt, but your prefs)
a good smack of peanut butter
a nice trickle of honey
chocolate sprinkles/chocolate chips

optionals:
protein powder of any kind (please only use your if it tastes good, ruined the damn taste of mine, otherwise a solid choice to add)
any fruit toppings, such as strawberries, bananas, blueberries, etc (i used banana for mine, was pretty nice)
literally anything else, your wish

all you have to do is mix this together and enjoy
(i remember this from some video that i dont exactly recall atm)

im going to delete my protein powder from existence

[ember marsh]

Mashallah Sa7ten

Looks delicious

[frozen vortex]

Wowie, MashaAllah

[open ibex]

holy hell

it looks so good

[supple stone]

yoo looks delicious

[half lily]

cookieee doughhh (to help ur fast 🙂 )

@halcyon minnow @tiny hill @candid tide

[halcyon minnow]

o

[tiny hill]

🤌

[half lily]

pull up when

[halcyon minnow]

dude we have same shelf

1ammmmmm

[half lily]

😂 lol noice

[tiny hill]

oml lets

[half lily]

peak cookie-ing time

[halcyon minnow]

bro ACTUALLY COOKING AT 1AM

[half lily]

frss

[halcyon minnow]

WE JUST COOK IN ICT CHANNEL

[half lily]

😭 we slept after suhoor bro, czns

[tiny hill]

u enjoying life

[halcyon minnow]

no no i meant yk hwoe we say bro cooked

bro ACTUALLY COOKED

[half lily]

OH LMAO

[halcyon minnow]

shhhhhesshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im getting hungry

[half lily]

keep in mind, this was after solving 2.5 p3s

[halcyon minnow]

this channel is not safe beofre 7pm

[half lily]

😔

[half lily]

real

[halcyon minnow]

i wanna go back home

#ig-ict

[tiny hill]

i want noodles 😭

[visual fox]

drop recipe pookie

[shut zodiac]

Is that the best chips in the world that I see 🤭

[half lily]

omg maybe, pull up and find out 🤭

[shut zodiac]

Noodles ,cabbage, carrot, green bellpepper,onion, mushroom all fried in olive oil

And tomato paste and soy sauce with a teeny bit of water

And then lemon and cabbage on the side

And you could scramble an egg if you want

And a bit of black pepper plus sesame seeds

And you can use mi goreng indomie for it

[shut zodiac]

🤭🤭 On my way!

Ew

😭

[half lily]

😭

[broken lintel]

🤨

[exotic gale]

Hmmm this doesnt seem shady at all!

[shy oriole]

fr

and also that he sent it in every other channel

totally normal

[hardy obsidian]

Guys guys

I tried making pouched eggs for the first time

How did I do?

[hardy obsidian]

i made them for my dad cause he always wanted to try making them at home but never had the patience

he liked them so i see this as an absolute win

[limber linden]

Patin bakar (grilled??? barbecued?? fish)

[peak hawk]

i love

[eager thistle]

I made chaat :))))

It doesn't look very impressive but I swear it was

[frozen vortex]

Oooh looks really delicious

[cyan locust]

Omgg looks amazing Butt where is the red chutney

[unique kiln]

I want🤸‍♀️

[unique kiln]

^^

[wooden silo]

It looks niceeee

[hollow delta]

No

[pale trench]

yoooo that looks nice frfr

[supple stone]

yooo looks so nice fr

[summer briar]

IT LOOKS SO GOOD

[summer briar]

Fr

[eager thistle]

Hehe tyy guys

[eager thistle]

You mean the sweet chutney? I couldn't be bothered to make a proper version so I just made some dates paste which is what my mum used to do

It's under the yoghurt, I put the chutnies first by mistake lol

[cyan locust]

Ohh ic but it still looks sooo appetizingggg

[unique kiln]

Thus reminded me of how much I want gol gappe

[cyan locust]

Fr gol gappe>>>>>>>

[unique kiln]

REAL

[eager thistle]

We had them toooo

I bought the puris and the paani though to save time

[eager thistle]

It was amazing

[unique kiln]

thats a good idea

GOD i love gol gappe

[eager thistle]

We already had to cover the fire alarm when we fried the patties I wasn't gonna deep fry Puri lmao

[eager thistle]

Yesss especially the meetha ones

[unique kiln]

HAHAHA

[cyan locust]

Omggg yeasss they are fr heaven idk if you've heard about Raj kachori they are soo good too

[frozen vortex]

Ripp

[eager thistle]

Yeeees they're so fucking good

Lowkey making me wanna go buy some

[cyan locust]

Ifkrrr they are litt especially the haldirams onee

[eager thistle]

I haven't tried the haldirams one actually

Usually get it from behind the counter in sweets / chat shops back home

[cyan locust]

You have too,once plsss lol

[cyan locust]

Yeah they are always good

[shell pagoda]

looks yummy

[hollow delta]

[halcyon gate]

this looks so good

[rigid raptor]

Thx

[halcyon gate]

yw

hru?

[rigid raptor]

Good, you?

[halcyon gate]

im fine

thnx for asking

[rigid raptor]

Np

[tired stirrup]

Why can't I ping mods no more

[frozen vortex]

Deleted it now but

You can always do /report

:)

[tired stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-gif-16656282564050572731

[frozen vortex]

Ryan

[visual fox]

im just ken

where i see love she sees a friend

[agile dagger]

Great!

[untold palm]

scam

[stoic garden]

real link is bitly something

yummy

[plush cobalt]

Made these a few days ago :))

[unique kiln]

I love tomatoes.

[summer briar]

YUMMM

[summer briar]

ME TOO

[half lily]

tomay-toes
tomaah-toes

all toes.

[summer briar]

Tomato hater spotted

[plush cobalt]

Ehhehehe

[unique kiln]

Eurgh

I love tomatoes tomato haters js don't hv taste buds

cough @visual fox cough

[open ibex]

eugh

why do you even like tomatoes?

[summer briar]

Fr

[unique kiln]

theyre AWESOME

[open ibex]

no.

[minor steppe]

a tomato a day keeps your skin fresh and new

[open ibex]

eugh

[pale trench]

some really good pizza I had a couple days ago

[unique kiln]

Thar looks amazing

[pale trench]

it was

[shy oriole]

rich people shit fr

[dapper adder]

does anyone have an easy recipes for beginners?

feel like making something nice

but idk what

[unique kiln]

Make a mug cake

[dapper adder]

im dissapointed that i didnt think of it

[unique kiln]

LMAO

[cyan locust]

1 pot pasta

[dapper adder]

i made some sad mash potato

only with a microwave and a blender

[half lily]

....

It wouldve been better for the potato to have been swallowed raw.

[dapper adder]

the lard has

blessed me today

for i have met

the one and only

arsonist

[half lily]

Lmao

[dapper adder]

it wasnt that bad

i ate it

[half lily]

And?

[dapper adder]

with some refining shit would be gas

[half lily]

Well pls

Next time die of starvation rather than doing something like this

Its better, trust

[dapper adder]

the beauty of food is that

on paper what sounds like a war crime

can be a delight to the taste buds

what i ate has potential

[half lily]

Hmm...i shall try this then

In times of desperate need such as 3 am

[dapper adder]

i found a video for you

[dapper adder]

if you want it

[dapper adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIpNQVXWWU8

this is what i meant by

"refine"

[dapper adder]

only problem i see with this

is the plate

[fervent nymph]

eh idm different plating

[dapper adder]

i mean it looks good

but its inconvinient fo rme

*for me

[fervent nymph]

trust me thats what i thought at first but its actually pretty easy to eat from

[dapper adder]

i just noticed the inwards curve

mb

[fervent nymph]

ye

that carries it

[dapper adder]

holy shi now that looks so good 💀

[dapper adder]

what drink is that?

[fervent nymph]

lemonade with mint

tho the mint was strong

[dapper adder]

interesting

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-i-know-what-were-gonna-do-today-i-know-what-were-going-to-do-today-gif-27359053

[half lily]

Ahhh

[open ibex]

yum

[pale trench]

W

[weary kiln]

yum frr

[open ibex]

jslikeyoufr

[weary kiln]

morelikeyoungl

[broken lintel]

??

more like young????/

[open ibex]

iloveyoufr

[weary kiln]

iloveyoumorefr

[open ibex]

notpossiblefr

[weary kiln]

ispossiblefr

[half lily]

You ngl *

[broken lintel]

sarcasm

[half lily]

mb

[broken lintel]

happens dw

[sly terrace]

who likes Cadbeary and not Cadbury?

[visual fox]

I like Catbury

[sly terrace]

nobody likes bears

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-calling-fun-pet-pet-fun-funny-animals-gif-21727384

[weary kiln]

where to buy this version please tell me asap

[sly terrace]

✨ limited edition✨

[weary kiln]

[minor steppe]

Wildest fuchkha (seafood and sushi rice as stuffing)

[rare lark]

nah bro delete this 😭

that's some japanese food right? a type of sushi, forgot the name tho

i really hope that's not actually sold as fuchka

[minor steppe]

it is actually, plus its only available in the restaurant i visited and it has a really hefty price

its really good tho, no ones offended by this rather they want more based on fusion of bengali culture with others

[minor steppe]

its just the fuchka alone but with sushi stuff like sticky rice, lobster and fish instead of the usual filling with lentils and veggies

[rare lark]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-uhh-gif-9035266769326186920

[minor steppe]

its not disgusting- its delicious tho, everyone was flocking for it, dont act like an italian

[foggy bobcat]

bro said like an italian 😂

[shy oriole]

wtf man

[analog dew]

anybody waiting for 13 August

[open viper]

No

[analog dew]

cambridge topical past papers for maths, physics and chemistry. kindly share

[half lily]

💀💀

[broken lintel]

try an eye test first, the channel is the-food-network, and you failed to tell us what level of education you require aforementioned papers for

[tired stirrup]

Who said those papers are for "education"

[broken lintel]

shut up nerd

[tired stirrup]

Ok big bro

[silk wyvern]

Attention required <@&572709257036955649>

[visual fox]

l valorant

[broken lintel]

W

[visual fox]

v@l0r@nt player 🤮

[broken lintel]

imagine v*lorant

[summer briar]

Slay

[ivory dragon]

Y'all take a bite 👀

[open ibex]

yum

[deft python]

@velvet cipher

cook hm

him

rn

[silk wyvern]

User timed out!

@obtuse fog has been timed out until <t:1724293123:R> for nsfw gif

[shell pagoda]

I made cinnamon rolls 😋

I ate two before I thought I should take a pic

[rose orbit]

Never had them looks tasty but presentation is a bit meh

[shell pagoda]

HUH?? YOU NEVER HAD A CINNABON??

Dw ik it's ugly, they had just come out of the oven

[agile dagger]

damn we got gordon ramsay here

[half lily]

🔥 🔥

[shell pagoda]

Bros Just jealous of my baking skills ( hello tamen)

[broken lintel]

gimme sum

[rose orbit]

nope. Never

[shell pagoda]

Can't I have four left 😭😭 I gave six to some friends upstairs and my fam ate the rest

[shell pagoda]

U rly need to have one! Try it one dag

[broken lintel]

don't be selfish you have four

[shell pagoda]

Fine fine ig I should share smh, only a half

[broken lintel]

one half is perfect 😋😋

[shell pagoda]

Too late dude, they are all finished 😭😭

[rose orbit]

will do. Someday in real life

[rose orbit]

i ate it with her 😝in my dreams 😝

[broken lintel]

with whom ☹️

[shell pagoda]

AHAHAH bro I need to make these again they were so good

[shell pagoda]

Me. 😋

[broken lintel]

☹️☹️

[shell pagoda]

I'll make them again dw

My flatmates at uni can enjoy them

[rose orbit]

mind asking your flatmates whether I can switch with them for a day?

😝

[shell pagoda]

Come to the UK and for sure I'll make them

[broken lintel]

yay

[grizzled sparrow]

I love cinnamon rollsssss

Homemade ones hit different

[shell pagoda]

SAME NOW

I made them for the first time and my whole fam said they were better than cinnabon

[lusty wadi]

Is it crazy that I have never tried these?

[shell pagoda]

Yes very much so

[shell pagoda]

Maybe I should be a baker instead if a doc????

Or not I touched the tray out of the oven and burnt my finger 💀💀

[lusty wadi]

great job mate

take care

[shell pagoda]

Thanks matey

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to carrot13_3_1!

[shell pagoda]

Made pretzels today

I ate one half 😐

[pearl forge]

apparently pretzels are rlly soft. which is a cultural shock and a half.

but these pretzels are pretzelling looks well baked

nice work

[shell pagoda]

Yea the outside is crunchy and the inside is so soft omg

[shell pagoda]

Ty, just gotta work on the shape of them tbh

[last chasm]

I love cinnamon rolls but I can already tell you forgot baking powder or did 2 little because it's supposed to puff up a little bit, and why is the sauce too little, i love to drown it in sauce

[last chasm]

fr

i thought like they hard as biscuits

[shell pagoda]

Nah I added the right amount of baking powder, it's the angle of the phone

The sauce is lil cause I bought it and it was expensive 💀💀

[last chasm]

Just make it at home

[shell pagoda]

Bro creme cheese was so expensive and I already had to buy all the other ingredients

[golden holly]

Hey i got a doubt how to make authentic noodles

[timber saffron]

boil water first and then j put the noodles in it

thank me later

[golden holly]

Thank u so much dude

[shy oriole]

what the fuck is wrong with u bro

u forgot the spice

[rapid dew]

Fried eggs where?

[timber saffron]

u dont put no spices in "authentic noodles"

and the recipe i shared was supposed to be a joke 🤓☝️

slow ass

[timber saffron]

@rapid dew

[rapid dew]

U should have included the fried eggs into the joke too u uncultured being

[timber saffron]

makes no sense u weird humored being cz fried eggs are acc added in noodles so it wudnt be a joke if i added them in the recipe🫠🤷☝️

[visual fox]

this was made for people who dont know how to cook ?

and they go to discord

in znotes

to ask how to cook

😢

@unique kiln

[unique kiln]

LMAO NO

It's made to show food

[visual fox]

ohhh

thas

makes

mores

senses

[shy oriole]

shut the fuck up before I put my spice in ur mom

well realistically it's salty and protein

[shy oriole]

my reply was also supposed to be a joke you buttery smooth brain

[timber saffron]

i swear u dont look cool saying this shit

trust me

[timber saffron]

u had to say this now cz u didnt have anything else to say😬🤷

[shy oriole]

shut the fuck up

[shy oriole]

no it was actually supposed to be a joke you fucking donkey

[pearl forge]

the irony of beef in food network

[unique kiln]

LMAO

[timber saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/hush-gif-5625360

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cute-cat-meme-cat-cats-gif-10805439624456023806

[shy oriole]

bro had nothing else to say

🫵😂🫵

[timber saffron]

cz i wont speak vulgar stuff like you

[shy oriole]

womp womp

[timber saffron]

and trust me if i u wont stand it

not an online warrior

[shy oriole]

too bad so sad

[timber saffron]

if u say smth online u shud be able to back it up irl

[shy oriole]

ok

[timber saffron]

j send location anywhere

we can meet there

[shy oriole]

North Korea

[timber saffron]

ha ha ha

never talk shit again if uon got the balls to back it up

go sleep now

[shy oriole]

ill do what I want

[timber saffron]

typical woke creature shi

[shy oriole]

😂 what

[timber saffron]

bros acting like he doesnt know whats happening

but the thing is he exactly knows whats happening

[shy oriole]

ok bro

[timber saffron]

exactly

[shy oriole]

don't understand wym by woke creature

[timber saffron]

thats the way u respond to others online

[timber saffron]

dont worry abt that kid

instead try getting a life

[shy oriole]

friendly fire will NOT be tolerated ☠️

[timber saffron]

mans j waffling random stuff atp

gg

u aint shit

j now that

nor am i

[shy oriole]

bro's acting like he doesn't know whats happening

[timber saffron]

but i dont even act like i am

[shy oriole]

but the thing is he knows exactly what's happening

[shy oriole]

ok bro good for u

[timber saffron]

admiring me innit

yea fanks man

[shy oriole]

bro is not british

[timber saffron]

bro saying this with confidence like imma tremble or smth

lmao

[shy oriole]

"now empty the compartments of your pantaloons" ahh dude

[timber saffron]

talking to himself

try harder next time

and yea

[shy oriole]

bro's talking in third person

[timber saffron]

never talk abt ppls mothers

its not good

[shy oriole]

I'll do whatever i want

[timber saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ear-bleed-bleeding-blood-ears-gif-8653525422998860348

[timber saffron]

try it again

then send location

[shy oriole]

ok will do

[timber saffron]

thats all i ask

dont be a coward

[shy oriole]

ok

[timber saffron]

good boy

[open ibex]

[shy oriole]

shut the fuck up

[timber saffron]

man up and send location

[shy oriole]

why don't u send urs

[timber saffron]

cz i didnt speak shit like you

if i did

id back it up

now u spoke shit and its tym to back it up

send me ur location or anywhere u wanna meet

and if i dont show up then talk

[shy oriole]

no it's cuz u a bitch

[shy oriole]

I'll say whatever I want bruh

[timber saffron]

yea cz ur a coward

all u can do is j speak

[shy oriole]

then send ur location

bro acting like he's gonna come if I send mine

🤓

[timber saffron]

try it

[timber saffron]

i wud if i talked shit

[shy oriole]

ur dumbass wouldn't come we both know

[timber saffron]

istg i wud

now send it

[shy oriole]

where do u live

which country

[timber saffron]

dw abt that kidoo

j send me where u wanna meet

[shy oriole]

what if u can't come

[timber saffron]

ur get ur treatment there

[shy oriole]

bro stop acting tough 😭

[timber saffron]

thats none of ur business

[shy oriole]

u are not shit

[timber saffron]

u send me ur location

[shy oriole]

I'm done with yo goofy ass

[timber saffron]

and ull get what u deserve thats it

[timber saffron]

i mean ur the one being a coward

and an online warrior

[shy oriole]

ok bro

[timber saffron]

stay like this

[shy oriole]

no

I'll do whatever i want bruh ur not doing shit

[timber saffron]

nah im convinced u aint real

its a bot guyss

[timber saffron]

i can do stuff j try sending location bro j do it

atleast gimme a chance

ull know whos gnna do shit

[shy oriole]

ur not doing anything bro we both know

[timber saffron]

i willll

fr

i am not joking

[shy oriole]

u cant

[timber saffron]

ull get treated

[shy oriole]

whatever you say bro

[timber saffron]

everyone says this until they touch grass

[shy oriole]

we both know the truth

[timber saffron]

yes we both know

[shy oriole]

i touch grass more times than youve touched women in your entire life

interpret that however you want

[timber saffron]

if yk im not gnna do nothing then why not j give the location??

[timber saffron]

weird flex but okay

[shy oriole]

cuz why would I send my address on a random ass server

[timber saffron]

aight dm it to me

[shy oriole]

how is touching grass a flex 😭 are you dumb

[shy oriole]

no? you're just a random ass dude I don't even know

[timber saffron]

ur potraying like it is??? thats what im trynna say

[timber saffron]

dont dm ur exact adress

[shy oriole]

"interpret that however you want"

[timber saffron]

j tell smwhere near ur home

[shy oriole]

yeah ok buddy

I'm not stupid

[timber saffron]

shit down kid trynna act cool

[timber saffron]

nah you are

[shy oriole]

your iq is legit lower than room temperature in degree celsius

[timber saffron]

why not talk in private

instaed of disturbing others also

[shy oriole]

can u learn how to spell

[timber saffron]

man asked chat gpt for this "insult"

[shy oriole]

"shit down"
"trynna"
"instaed"

[timber saffron]

so ur finna teach me spellings now??

lmao

where r u even from???

bwhaha

[shy oriole]

doesn't matter

[shy oriole]

bro what 😭

[timber saffron]

u sound indian bro

[shy oriole]

goofy ahh "evil villain" ahh laugh

[timber saffron]

and want to teach me english

[shy oriole]

"don't mess with me 😡 👿" ahh dude

[timber saffron]

okay??/

[timber saffron]

thats ltrlly you

swearing online

[shy oriole]

shutcho bitchass up bruh 😭

[timber saffron]

and not wanting to meet irl

[shy oriole]

why would I want to meet some random ass dude I don't know

[timber saffron]

bro wrote this to cover up his authentic indian identity

[timber saffron]

cz u want beef

kid listen now

[shy oriole]

where are you even from bro

[timber saffron]

ur not from the streets

[shy oriole]

no

[shy oriole]

bro 😭

[timber saffron]

stop acting like u can do allat irl

[shy oriole]

what the hell is wrong w u

i swear you can NOT be like that irl

[timber saffron]

from the country ud die to get a passport of

[shy oriole]

either you don't speak like that or you have no friends

[shy oriole]

that's not a country

[timber saffron]

yesssss finally

now lets meet irl

[shy oriole]

no I'm good

[timber saffron]

have more frnds than the hair on ur body kiddo

[timber saffron]

exactly

shows how bad of a boy u are

[shy oriole]

i have more hair on my balls than u have on ur entire body

[timber saffron]

j shows how dirty you are

not a thing u shud ne mentioning here

[shy oriole]

ok and

[timber saffron]

and i suggest u to clean ur hair

[shy oriole]

my fault original gangster

[timber saffron]

its disgusting

[timber saffron]

fankew

ik its a tradition in india to be dirty

but u can do better

[shy oriole]

the fuck are u trying to say bro 💀

[timber saffron]

ur indian

[shy oriole]

bro's so scared that he won't even tell me his country

😂

cry about it

[timber saffron]

and u did???/

lmao

[shy oriole]

u already know??

[timber saffron]

damn

im smart then

[shy oriole]

ok buddy

[timber saffron]

yeah

nah it was fun

talking to you

byebye

[shy oriole]

who even are u

[timber saffron]

the person u dont wanna meet irl

cz ur a pussy

[shy oriole]

which country

[shy oriole]

shut yo bitchass up

[timber saffron]

i acc have homes in 3 countries

[shy oriole]

that's your dad's homes not yours

where are u rn

[timber saffron]

namaste indian baii

[shy oriole]

ok

[timber saffron]

i mean i live in them ???

[shy oriole]

that doesn't make them yours?

[timber saffron]

tell me ur state first

u live in kerela or smth

[shy oriole]

if someone buys something on rent it doesn't make it theirs

[shy oriole]

ok buddy

[timber saffron]

ur loosing it istg

[timber saffron]

i aint ur buddy

step off

dirty

[shy oriole]

bro what 💀

[grizzled sparrow]

why are we beefing in food network 💀

[shy oriole]

idk this dude is weird

[timber saffron]

cz this guy doesnt want to talk in dms

and only wants tyo swear on public channels

[timber saffron]

ur the one who started it???

[shy oriole]

ok and

[shy oriole]

I'll swear if I want to

[timber saffron]

and talked abt my mom

[timber saffron]

ill break ur nose if i meet you

[grizzled sparrow]

😭

[shy oriole]

no dumbass you the one who called me slow first

[grizzled sparrow]

take it to dms bro

[shy oriole]

looks like you're the slow one

get your memory better

[shy oriole]

my nose will break ur hand

[timber saffron]

is that bad or talking abt smones mom?? @grizzled sparrow

[shy oriole]

i talked about ur mom after u said that shi

[timber saffron]

okai baii

[timber saffron]

i called u slow thats it

[grizzled sparrow]

bye im not getting involved in this

[timber saffron]

and what brings my mom in this??

[grizzled sparrow]

just take it to dms pls 🙏

[timber saffron]

this guy is scared

he wont come there

[shy oriole]

ok and i said what I said

[timber saffron]

yea cz ur a filthy human

.

[grizzled sparrow]

this is food network 💀

[grizzled sparrow]

whoa there buddy

calm down

[timber saffron]

mbm

b

[silk wyvern]

Sniped!

Text

like all other indians

Edited by floodibrahim

[shy oriole]

that's crazy

is that racism

idk tbh

[timber saffron]

yea/

[shy oriole]

shii

[timber saffron]

"i said what i said"

how do u feel now

[shy oriole]

what do I do now

[shy oriole]

i said what I said

[timber saffron]

u feel badcz i talked abt ur ppl

[shy oriole]

uhhh idk

[shy oriole]

no not really

[timber saffron]

how wud i have felt whn u talked abt my mom??

aight

[shy oriole]

idk u tell me

[timber saffron]

im sorry for that statement

[shy oriole]

what

ok bro 👍

[timber saffron]

yea good

[shy oriole]

good boy

[timber saffron]

😭😭😭

thanks pajeet

[deft python]

dumbass fight

[timber saffron]

fr

[shy oriole]

shut the fuck up

only dumbass here is you

[timber saffron]

stop beefing everyone bro

its not even funny atp

[pearl forge]

i liked this channel when i wasnt a battlefield

please keep that ideology in the boundaries of #chat-lounge

[peak tusk]

Made some shakshuka 👀

Ngl it was amazing hahaha

[sage crypt]

I ain't no chef but this ain't looking like Shakshuka 😭

It looks like pizza with extra steps

Looks delicious tho ❤️

[peak tusk]

It was shakshuka with some cream so the colour got diluted 😭

[open ibex]

😭

[visual fox]

That looks tasty

[proven gorge]

Some soup recipes I found !!

[rose orbit]

Anyone knows beginner recipes that look complex but is easy to do?

@everyone

[shy oriole]

sandwich but cut it diagonally

[pearl forge]

words of pure wisdom

[sleek gate]

Pasta!

Especially pink sauce (tomato sauce + cream)

[rose orbit]

tat's how I usually like my sandwich😂 it makes it easier to eat

[rose orbit]

ooooo okay

Anything else guys? Sometimes I feel crazy enough to cook but I don't wanna burn the house down

[sage crypt]

Katsu curry 🍛

If you're are a muslim/ someone who don't eat pork you can swap it with chicken for a halal version

It's really easy to make like a 5-year-old could do it. Just cut the veggies into lego block sized pieces and add the curry cube

Or make dumplings

[sage crypt]

Ima make one of em in December
Soup on a chilly winter 😩 + christmas....ooo lawd

[proven gorge]

REAAALLL

[rose orbit]

ooo I should try this one. it's new to me

Though I'm not muslim we don't get pork around here. chicken it is

[visual fox]

rate the ramen

[carmine trellis]

peak

[lost shore]

Great now i am hunry

Thanks

[visual fox]

thankss

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to xkirbs!

[visual fox]

thanks

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to mimi_online!

[frozen vortex]

fire hp no-name laptop

(ramen looks solid af good job)

[visual fox]

hhhhhh thanks

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to wegottalovelife!

[visual fox]

thanks thanks im an expert in it

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to wegottalovelife!

[proven gorge]

DELICIOUSSS BRO

WB ME

[visual fox]

thanksssss

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to gyu_lover!

[visual fox]

we can share nops

[shy oriole]

with me

[visual fox]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-no-problem-nick-cho-your-korean-dad-dont-worry-all-good-gif-20411597

[shy oriole]

I'll eat all of it

[visual fox]

this could heal me fr

how do u make ur ramen so good man

[visual fox]

easy

want my secret recipe?

[visual fox]

frrrr it heals me everytime its my comfort meal omg

dm me if anyone needs the recipe

i replied wrong

[visual fox]

my comfort ramen recipe:(serving one person)
IN A SAUCE PAN

• drizzles some olive oil (remember folks olive oil when cooking get heat very fast so keep the flame to the lowesttt)
• chopped 3 garlic cloves (fry until they slight brown and smells good)
• green onions white part sliced and a bit of green part (to make the borth amazin and rich u have to have nive quantity of sliced or chopped green onions trust me)
• make that aromatic oil (make sure its still low flame)
• add a spoon of red chili flakes (how u like your spice)
• if u are using any noodles ( i use indomie btw u can u use any) they give the oil packet nows the time to add it
• sizzle it a bit and then add water enough much u want your broth to be i add like 1 & 1/2 cup somtimes 2 cups too depends on my mood
  -now make the flame high and add the seasoning packets of your noodles
• red chili powder .soya sauce , vinegar, u can add garlic powder and onion powder too for much flavour , chili sauce if u wanna , oregano or herbs whihc are dried.
  -chicken stock cube if u have add one or half
• give it a stir and add your sausages
• NOW TRUST ME ADD THEM frozen yani dont fry them just slice them make slashes and add in the hot broth
• this will make the sausages juicyy and very soft warm and flavorfull
  -add the rest green onions
• if u like cheese i add heloumi cheese in it if u want to aswell now is the perfect time to
• make it boil soo good tht the sausages are fat and juicy
  now add you noodles
  cook them until the "Al dente"
  means not soggy nor cooked much nor over cooked
• now if u like like tofu u can add it when u add noodles together
• now when u think u can take it out and eat do so
  try it omg ittss the bestttttt
  thanks

WHEN EATING GRAB A SOUP SPOON AND A FORK AND EAT OMG

first u take the soup spoon dip in broth swirl ur noodles in the spoon and then slurp it and with fork faslty add sausage and cheese in your mouth

or u can do all in one

[visual fox]

OMG THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE RECIPIE UR A REAL ONE

[visual fox]

omg thankss alwayss

[silk wyvern]

Gave +1 rep to stressed0631!

[storm jacinth]

too much for ramen

just take yo indomie out boil water put the noodles in

drain the water after its cooked

and add the powder and sauce packet

ez

[shy oriole]

too much for ramen

just take out the noodles and eat them raw

[storm jacinth]

chips

[shy oriole]

too much just eat ur own saliva

[visual fox]

ew soggy ass shit

[visual fox]

wtg'

[chilly elk]

POV: What I dream to eat

[storm jacinth]

bro i drain the water

indomie is da goat

[visual fox]

no way

[visual fox]

thts fr average desi food

[pearl forge]

thats so stupid

it gets all sticky after getting cold

an it gets cold fast

[visual fox]

true

[storm jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/seasoning-maangchi-cooking-noodles-yummy-gif-17519610

[shy oriole]

shit is still fire

[shy oriole]

fr

[pearl forge]

"get rich quick" money scheme ahh

[visual fox]

true

[olive pawn]

Draining the water from ramen makes it taste better though

[chilly elk]

It is meant to be average, but to make y'all hungry 😂

[chilly elk]

Ikr 😂

[visual fox]

frrr

[storm jacinth]

real

or else all the flavor goes to the soup

and then u eat bland noodles with flavoured soup

[carmine trellis]

he doesnt know whats coming 😈😈😈

[carmine trellis]

well seasoned one might say

[silk wyvern]

Attention required <@&572709257036955649>
Reason provided:

tiktok self promotion in a few channels

[silk wyvern]

Attention required <@&572709257036955649>
Reason provided:

the messages are everywhere again

[visual fox]

bro is obssessed with this kat

[carmine trellis]

he is my son

[visual fox]

dang

I mean

well

sure

[quaint lodge]

that's good

pls don't stop sending cat pics

[swift kettle]

Cuteeee

[sharp isle]

i need a simple pasta recipie

[warm silo]

Boil water and put your pasta in it, and consume the water and throw the pasta

[shy oriole]

u forgot to add salt and spices

[warm silo]

oh yes, sorry, drink the salt and cut the molecules

then sit on uranium and think why did the chicken cross the road

[delicate frost]

Probably to find a quantum supercomputer to calculate the integral of the mobius vector

[warm silo]

Then after calculating the mobius vector, you create a time machine and travel to the play of Abrham Lincon and spill water on the enterance, so Abraham slips and died...once again.

[marsh basin]

Can I have a weezer burger

Weezeburger

[shy oriole]

No

[warm silo]

You reject taltoola's request, which causes her to go and rise in Germany, creating a dictatorship where she then rules and now turns the ideology to Fac1s1m and now is currently invading Poland, France, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark

[shy oriole]

6 hours later she occupies denmark

[warm silo]

Denmark calls the entire Marvel and Avengers team

[zealous ridge]

A simpler one is eat the raw pasta and then drink boiling water so it becomes cooked pasta in your stomach

[untold temple]

An even simpler one is eat the raw pasta and then drink water and then sit on the stove to cook everything

[shy oriole]

an even simpler one is just eat the raw pasta then drink the boiling water and then eat the stove

[warm silo]

drink*

actually inhale

[untold temple]

Oh shit why didn't i think of that

[warm silo]

yw

[untold temple]

Guys can someone teach me how to make butter chicken

It has to be butter chicken not butter chicken

[shy oriole]

step 1: add some chicken to the pan
step 2: add some butter to the pan
step 3: eat the whole stove with the pan and whatever u put in it

[untold temple]

Instructions unclear

Stove is stuck in my ass

[warm silo]

then poo it out

[untold temple]

Instructions unclear I'm hungry again

[warm silo]

eat

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884554540844716092/989362453127233556/D7103D36-ADDC-4162-9B82-1C3295D73492.gif