chat-lounge

[limber lion]

lmfao

HHAHAHA HUANGS FV

i was like "why is there a purple gradient??"

[toxic rapids]

U Hungary 24/7

[odd talon]

ofcs bro

i bulk a lot

i always go nom nom nom nom nom

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-chew-chewing-yum-funny-gif-17811728

[limber lion]

ion think keratin has enough proteisns for you man

[toxic rapids]

And u can't even lift 250 smh

[night pumice]

Nail collection soon

[frank wyvern]

😭

[toxic rapids]

That's creepy 😭

[odd talon]

80 kg last time i went to the gym ;-;

which was 1 year ago ^^

[toxic rapids]

Meh

[sour pivot]

omg alive-ish cl

[toxic rapids]

I can lift about 130 kg easily

Aka 280 lb

[odd talon]

damn that's great

any spotter needed?

[toxic rapids]

I can probably lift @sour pivot

Nah

[sour pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-pointing-pointing-finger-car-wheel-gif-2572264087411888860

piss off dawg

[toxic rapids]

People told me ur 150 kilo

[sour pivot]

r u ok

[vocal sundial]

Can you please stop being weitd

[sour pivot]

who the fuck is 150 kg

[vocal sundial]

That's lowkey creepy as shit

[proper sorrel]

When r a level finals

1 month before ig?

[odd talon]

may

my first test is 12/5

[proper sorrel]

Oh 1month after

[vocal sundial]

Liek are you okay in the head? @toxic rapids

[proper sorrel]

Nvm same

Im stupid

[toxic rapids]

Ok I'll stop

[proper sorrel]

Guys graviton is a rep far,er

[vocal sundial]

Do you need medical assistance or the fkn police?

[proper sorrel]

Farmer

See igmath

[sour pivot]

skull

intern rep farming tsk

[vocal sundial]

You better.

[proper sorrel]

Bro i hate cambridge

They change the math syllabus

Too much

Now i have zero past papers to do

[vocal sundial]

Thanking me would make it easier yk

[proper sorrel]

Because i’fe already done 2

[sour pivot]

condolences

[limber lion]

when they made both papers non-calc

[proper sorrel]

all variants

[limber lion]

i was crine

[proper sorrel]

Huh

P2 is Noncalc P4 is calc now

[odd talon]

ppl here cant take a joke jeez

[sour pivot]

LOK I BARELY GOT BY

I WAS THE LAST BATCH

[proper sorrel]

B4 both were calc

[limber lion]

???? wait wut

[sour pivot]

yes because you’ve great humor that we all find very funny

[proper sorrel]

wait wut¿

[vocal sundial]

Being a creep and a weird is not a joke.

[proper sorrel]

That’s cornerning

[limber lion]

well im this years batch. i fail with calculators, i just cant imagine how ill fare..

[proper sorrel]

Please dont tell me you didn’t know that p4 is calc

[sour pivot]

sob

[proper sorrel]

14 days before p2

And 20+d p4

[sour pivot]

crine

[odd talon]

cant u just smuggle ur calc in or smt

[limber lion]

did they really change it?

[sour pivot]

mal i’m concerned

[sour pivot]

?????

are you alright

[proper sorrel]

Yes from 2025

[limber lion]

i heard that batch of 2026 was the last year

[vocal sundial]

Good luck using it

[proper sorrel]

Officially

[sour pivot]

nope

[limber lion]

to have a calc paper

[proper sorrel]

No they changed it in 2025

[limber lion]

damn

good

[vocal sundial]

To have a calc p2 paper

[proper sorrel]

Because they got jealous from other boards or something

[timber musk]

2027

[limber lion]

these teachers are not here as props

[sour pivot]

too much ig kid in cl

[vocal sundial]

Legit add math paper 1 is non calc

[vocal sundial]

Real

[proper sorrel]

But im mad about the change because i’ve done every past paper of IG Math before the specification change

[proper sorrel]

Now i can’t do any practice papers

[sour pivot]

ur litr an ig

[proper sorrel]

Yearly i should say

[limber lion]

im crine

[sour pivot]

only purple bcs ur bd

[vocal sundial]

I'm purple

[odd talon]

(cant take a joke)

[odd talon]

add math ugh

[proper sorrel]

I’ve even done every variants

[limber lion]

ididnt waste time bc i didnt study isnt that crazy /j

[sour pivot]

yes again because you’re so hilarious

[odd talon]

which monster forces u to do math without calc

[proper sorrel]

FM MJ OCT NOV 21 22 23

[vocal sundial]

You're so funny why don't you make a comedy show 😍

[proper sorrel]

loose

[sour pivot]

real

[proper sorrel]

i mean

[limber lion]

studious is good

[proper sorrel]

What¿

Should i js practice on olevel math

Cuz i can’t practice the syllabus change anyways

[limber lion]

if you've cleared everything you need just work on anything atp]

😭

[toxic rapids]

Yes

[proper sorrel]

And they aren’t gonna release febmar26

[toxic rapids]

P1 doesn't need cal that much

[proper sorrel]

but i did once and it was 100x easier then ig math

P1 in olevels is noncalc btw

[toxic rapids]

Ya

I'm o lvl

[limber lion]

i submitted my calc cover for mock exams in early march and i forgot to get my calc cover back

😭

whatever.. i.. never needed that thing anyways..

[proper sorrel]

yeah ol is easier then ig math so i don’t feel like theres any reason to practice their papers

[vocal sundial]

Lowk not needed

Let ur calc breathe

[proper sorrel]

i hope i atleast get B

[vocal sundial]

(BTW for those in chat who don't know, calc is slang for calculator. I'm just using slang guys)

[odd talon]

planning to do math after Valo round. But my teammates may have just ruined my evening

[limber lion]

valid, but my calc feels like a shell is missing

like the chocolate shell to the magnum is gone

also the cover has my fucking name on it

im suprised nobody has tried returning it back

[proper sorrel]

how bro felt after saying that

[limber lion]

😭

[grizzled breach]

what code do u take?

[proper sorrel]

0580 extended

[grizzled breach]

horror

[odd talon]

damn i did that in IG

[proper sorrel]

just worried about me doing some stupid fumble

[grizzled breach]

same

[proper sorrel]

And losing the B grade

[grizzled breach]

i took it last yr

[proper sorrel]

Math easy but like not A type of easy

For me

[odd talon]

how did u do

[grizzled breach]

i was good at math all yr but wasn’t ready for the noncalc at all

[proper sorrel]

Cause i’ve always invested into science

[proper sorrel]

How much u got

In CAIE

[odd talon]

0580 had non calc what?

[grizzled breach]

i also didnt practice sm maybe like 2 years

[proper sorrel]

from 2025

[grizzled breach]

1 mark away from an A

i must retake

but im taking edexcel instead

much better

[limber lion]

your conscience wont let u live wthout the retake

[proper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-gif-4059222196466761933

[toxic rapids]

In January mock I got 12/200

[proper sorrel]

Me was one mark away from A* in islamic studies

[limber lion]

😭

[grizzled breach]

just practice a lot

[odd talon]

why not just recheck it?

[odd talon]

deadass?

[grizzled breach]

i didnt practice sm

[grizzled breach]

i did

[limber lion]

im suprised my school doesnt provide religion igcse?

[grizzled breach]

didnt gain the mark

[proper sorrel]

DUDE I GOT BOTH As IN MY FIRST MOCK DECEMBER AND 2ND MOCK MARCH

[toxic rapids]

Last month mock I got 75/200

[proper sorrel]

I’M STILL CRYING FOR A B

PLEASE GODDDD

[toxic rapids]

Yes

[proper sorrel]

I NEED B

[limber lion]

how many religions do they have available for religion studies for igcse?

[proper sorrel]

i got A in my mocks because i got C in p2 bur A* in both

[proper sorrel]

idk

[limber lion]

i lowkey gonna be like

[odd talon]

lowk gotta lock in gang

[odd talon]

4?

i think

[limber lion]

yuh siddharta went and meditated in the forest for 20 years or sum

[proper sorrel]

Kai how much you got in Math?

And which code

[odd talon]

0580 2023

i got 86%

9709 AS

P1: 70/75

mech

45/50

90 PUM A

[limber lion]

i really want good marks for economics, but i feel like id be lucky if i get a B, and ill end up with a C

[odd talon]

A* predicted math now (but im cooked)

[proper sorrel]

Gaw damn

[toxic rapids]

Passing mark is 50/200 in o lvl

[proper sorrel]

Should i be worried about getting B

[uneven comet]

....

[proper sorrel]

i need b

[grizzled breach]

Trust me just practice a lot

[proper sorrel]

Cause i wont take math in a level (likely)

[uneven comet]

You've got a problem with that?

[grizzled breach]

My only mistake was that i didnt solve sm

[limber lion]

nope

[proper sorrel]

Practice what?? I’ve done every past paper of 2025 and 2024

[toxic rapids]

@uneven comet u change color everytime I see u

[limber lion]

i was just surpsied that it was a role

[proper sorrel]

Every paper before 2025 is now invalid

Because of syllabus change

[grizzled breach]

old syllabus too bro

[proper sorrel]

Syllabus chanfed

ged

[uneven comet]

Huhh

[grizzled breach]

ikk i literally took it last yr

[proper sorrel]

not just “calc” and “non calc”

[uneven comet]

I've only changed color twice

[limber lion]

you were cyan when i was in jakarta

[proper sorrel]

Mark distribution changed

Weightage

Of each paper

[limber lion]

you were pink before i went to sleep

[proper sorrel]

So thus difficulty

[odd talon]

u sould make it ur goal to excel

just not to pass

not just to pass *

[proper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-sheep-explodingtnt-minecraft-dancing-gif-9445768191756040014

[uneven comet]

Yeah that's my role color without the gradient

[undone apex]

Practice still would help

[toxic rapids]

I think u don't know my health conditions

[odd talon]

i dont unfortunately

[undone apex]

The overall questions and concepts stay similar

[grizzled breach]

listen i took it last yr, when the syllabus first changed just keep practicing its still gonna help you solve better

[limber lion]

i mean its a good gradient

[proper sorrel]

i only lose marks in mensuration & geometry & word problems regarding algebraic proofs

[grizzled breach]

the questions are alike

[proper sorrel]

Aside from that i score full anywhere else

Except some weird function question

That appears eveey paper

[toxic rapids]

@odd talon
Last stage keratoconus
Mid heart blockage
Muscles issues
Phantom fevers ( they last for like 1 or 2 mins )
Metabolism

[undone apex]

Try the textbook if they were removed from precious past papers

[proper sorrel]

I have 0 physicsal resources

For any subject

[odd talon]

im rlly sorry

[proper sorrel]

Just a fellow past paper spammer

[limber lion]

is this the doctor wordle

[undone apex]

I'm sure someone can give you here

[odd talon]

i hope ur health gets better

[proper sorrel]

With a mix of yt

[limber lion]

wait

im sorry

[toxic rapids]

Everything is genetic 😭😭

[limber lion]

i didnt see the earlier messages

[grizzled breach]

do u watch ginger mathematician?

[limber lion]

properly

[fiery junco]

znotes

[limber lion]

i hope you recover and do well for your exams

[fiery junco]

the big Z of notes

[toxic rapids]

Recovery is not a option 😭,I just have to live with them 😭😔

[odd talon]

YALL

tell me smt

i have dead straight haior

[limber lion]

i hope your condition becomes manageable

[odd talon]

how do we like

[limber lion]

❤️

[odd talon]

make sure our hair doesn't get messed up

cause of the fan and etc

[toxic rapids]

🙏

[odd talon]

i wanna maintain a side part but the winds keep messing it

[glass thicket]

I broke Gemini with bad pun

[limber lion]

gel?

or maybe use a heat iron thingy

[limber lion]

dont let yourself get close enough to a fan

[odd talon]

easier said than done ugh

[toxic rapids]

How so

[odd talon]

cause i have a fan litt in front of my face

[toxic rapids]

Why not celling 😭

[fiery junco]

the red K vs the blue K

kai vs kor

[limber lion]

crine

[fiery junco]

crip vs blood but on discord 🥀

[proper sorrel]

I do

Not often

[limber lion]

ive finished studying bio

[proper sorrel]

But i still watch most of his good ones

[limber lion]

im gonna study physics and sleep since i dont have enough time for chem

[proper sorrel]

are you doing science

why dont u add them to ur channel roles

For resources there

[limber lion]

my semester exam tmr, combined science

[proper sorrel]

Oh combined

[limber lion]

yeahh

7 questions for each science

on the paper

[proper sorrel]

That’s weird

Like seriously

[limber lion]

how come?

[proper sorrel]

Each science need to be tested equally

[limber lion]

yeah 7 for bio, 7 for chem, and 7 for physics

i think they each are worth diff points tho

[proper sorrel]

You want someone to incision your heart in the future who got 0% in bio 90% in chem and 90% in physics

Ohhh sep grades

[limber lion]

nah

like lets say i did good in phys and bio

but i just leave chem empty

[proper sorrel]

Impossible.

[limber lion]

thats like a 68% yk?

[proper sorrel]

Bios is hardest.

Chem is essier

Easiest

[odd talon]

nice one

[toxic rapids]

Fact

[limber lion]

my topics for the exam is different personally

[toxic rapids]

Key words 😭😭😭

[limber lion]

ion wana do no organic chem

[proper sorrel]

You can go from U to A in chem in no less then 7 days, by pure memory

Bio takes months

[fiery junco]

thanks kai

[proper sorrel]

And ignoring duration bio is still harder

MUCH

harder

[toxic rapids]

Organic is the easiest, electro plating hard

[proper sorrel]

electroplating easy in ig

[limber lion]

while we're talking about science, this reminds me

[odd talon]

how is ur evening bro

[limber lion]

a lot of science-stream students are taking economics and business for cambridge

[proper sorrel]

Just know cathode is the metal anode is the metal used to coat khalas

[fiery junco]

shit and gr8

[toxic rapids]

I find moles and that hard

[proper sorrel]

cambridge doesn’t need any more than this

[limber lion]

which confuses me because why did you spend 2 years learnign science if you were gonna take business

[proper sorrel]

Really?

[grizzled breach]

i used to always watch his videos especially for the trig and mensuration, rlly helpful

[fiery junco]

my cpu is thermal throttling but my ipl team is js so goated 🥹

[toxic rapids]

Love ya

[proper sorrel]

For moles just always spam convert cm to dm

[limber lion]

unless they werent sureof their career choipces

its easier to go science->business rather than business->science anyways

[proper sorrel]

i see

[toxic rapids]

I'm just rlly bad at math

[limber lion]

electro plating so tuff ive never heard of it

[proper sorrel]

Me too

Stuck on B

[limber lion]

way too above my pay grade

[toxic rapids]

@proper sorrel how to do bio

[proper sorrel]

Could even drop

[limber lion]

dont wrry

im either gonna be a radio broadcaster

[odd talon]

i planned to study math after a valo round. But I think my sloppy team killed the whole mood ugh

[toxic rapids]

12/200 in feb matg

[limber lion]

or someone in international relations

and hopefully in a COP30-type committee

[proper sorrel]

Im not amazing at bio only got 76% on mock but;
Use IGCSE Study buddy on Youtube (Bio + Chem teacher)
Use Past papers
Find weak topics, and spam random science yts until mastered

[odd talon]

im 200% sure i studied this

but 3 years after IG

forgot all ugh

[proper sorrel]

If you naturally suck at a topic

[limber lion]

or G20

[proper sorrel]

Just do topicals for those

Or leave it

Thresholds save u

[fiery junco]

😭 dang gl lockin in

[proper sorrel]

Not worth destroying your IQ and brain for 2% more

[limber lion]

actually screw cop30 i wont be interested enough on that

[odd talon]

Rightttt

[limber lion]

i just know that my next MUN conference is gonna be about oil/fuel

i feel it in my bones

[toxic rapids]

@proper sorrel In mock there was a question, how was cholera causes dhirrria 😭

[odd talon]

also why is the NEWS nowadays so depressing

i dont even wanna go on the new york times anymore

[limber lion]

dont read the news

be like me

carefree

this is so hypocritical

actively debating and not keeping up

😭

[odd talon]

i just do it to yap to my friends at school and make myself clear of my controversial geopolitical opinion lol

[grizzled breach]

are u currently taking gcse business or alevel business?

[fiery junco]

next time i come here, mal better have a blue gradient

[odd talon]

MUN seems fun

[limber lion]

that is a good reason i think

[limber lion]

......... dont count on it

[fiery junco]

too bad mal

im countin on it

[limber lion]

i think i will fill my form tomorrow night

because tomorrow is my exam

[fiery junco]

js do it gng its 2 pages

oh

fair

[proper sorrel]

Pretty easy

[fiery junco]

gl

[limber lion]

tomorrow friday night ill be less baefusjefih

[proper sorrel]

I see the issue you’ve gor with bio kor

You’ve not seen the specification

[limber lion]

thanks

[limber lion]

it is

[toxic rapids]

Yes

[proper sorrel]

Your teacher might be garbage like mine and not teach us imporrant topics

Cholera is a important topic

[limber lion]

i am

gcse business

[proper sorrel]

Comes in like half the past papers

[odd talon]

take me back to IG math

when life was care free

[limber lion]

english, maths, global perspectives, chinese foreign language, economics, and business studies

[toxic rapids]

@proper sorrel anyway to fix everything to even get a pass?

[grizzled breach]

great combo

no sciences?

[odd talon]

in AS i did: Math, Physics, Business, Econ, Sociology (fuck this subs)

[limber lion]

in my school i took a 2-year business stream for IGCSE prep

i know i suck at science so im not boutta spend 2 years

taking a heavy plummet to my scores

[grizzled breach]

great choice

[proper sorrel]

Answer for 4 marks was
[1] bacteria attaches to wall of (small) intestine
[2] the bacteria produce a toxin,
which secretes chloride ions
[3] This causes the water potential inside the intestines to reduce, resulting in loss of water

[proper sorrel]

Search up

Study buddy

[limber lion]

yeh n i was alsovery interested in enterprise as a subject when i was in middle school

[proper sorrel]

On yt

U wont regret it

[limber lion]

lmfaoooooo

[proper sorrel]

Watch 1.2x and only topics u suck at

[grizzled breach]

i took arabic, english, business, ict, chem, bio and math
currently taking epq, as level business and as level arabic

[odd talon]

i didnt know that EPQ is a sub

so 2 AS subs?

[limber lion]

bru why is ict and comp sci different things? they dont offer ict igcse here

but we learn ict from grade6-8

[odd talon]

i did physics private ugh. My school only let us do 4

[limber lion]

and in g9 it becomes replaced w comp sci

[toxic rapids]

Man I wrote the (2)(3) point I got a 0 😭😭

[limber lion]

oh icic. thats weird i thought physics was like.. a core thing ykyk?

[odd talon]

in AS u get to choose

I didnt choose physics at first

but my freidns chose it

[limber lion]

ohh

[odd talon]

and i just didnt wanna get left behind

[limber lion]

i see

[grizzled breach]

i was supposed to take it next year but im just taking 2 full alevels, arabic (full), business AS and epq as a whole

[limber lion]

i wouldnt do that if i was bad at physics

if i had a good shot, sure

[odd talon]

what do yall like to do after schol

[odd talon]

I se

arabic sounds tough

[grizzled breach]

no idea but ict was so fun ngl

[limber lion]

socialize

sleep

[odd talon]

judo

[grizzled breach]

kinda is

[odd talon]

reading

gaming

texting

hanging out with fridnds

[limber lion]

i used to find taekwondo fun because of this one dude

everytime i came in id look for him

[odd talon]

crush?

[limber lion]

and he was my motivation to do better because of how strong he is

[odd talon]

u might be able to beat me up ngl

[limber lion]

yeah, his parents forbade him from showing up to taekwondo classes once they found out he was talking w me tho

it feels a bit excessive

considering taekwondo isnt something like.. a gaming club, ykyk?

[grizzled breach]

where are u guys from?

[odd talon]

??????????

[limber lion]

he's still registered as a student but his parents arent letting him attend classes

[odd talon]

"YO! WHY YOU TALKING TO THAT GIRL?? THAT'S IT, NO MORE CLASSES"

WTF?

[odd talon]

i live in vietnam. Im vietnamese israeli

[limber lion]

the love themed chat mightve been a factor

but look i still think they were stepping out of line with that

his dad says he hates me because

im "bad at taekwondo"

[odd talon]

my parents let me fly to another country to meet my ex bro

asian parents are too strict

[limber lion]

he isnt even allowed to go on hangouts with guys

that is crazy

[odd talon]

His parents gonna be asking bad

on why they are in the retirement home

at 80

[limber lion]

ikr

[grizzled breach]

isee

[odd talon]

wbu

[odd talon]

my parents are strict

but not the insane strict bruh

[grizzled breach]

jordanian

[odd talon]

dude's parents should let him make his own decision

[odd talon]

nice to meet u bro

[limber lion]

nah they optionally strict, i dont think ANY strict parent letstheir kid travel overseas to meettheir ex

[toxic rapids]

My parents give me too much Freedom

[limber lion]

yeah, hes turning 17 this year

[toxic rapids]

I want attention 😭😭

[odd talon]

no bro

they litt yelled at my ass

cause i forgot to.....

put the toiler seat down...

like bad yelling

[limber lion]

yeh that b hella excessive

[grizzled breach]

u too

[odd talon]

yo yo

is it true

that 90% of jordanians

live in the west side of the country lol

[limber lion]

0-o

[odd talon]

and the rest are deserts

[odd talon]

reminds me of clyde

from south park

[limber lion]

hah

[odd talon]

that one episode where clyde's mom kept yelling at him for not putting the toilet seat down

and his mom died cause she fell into the toilet...

[limber lion]

but this dude lowkey pmo tho sometimes

[limber lion]

?!?!?!?!?!

[odd talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQirKUtGCYo

u haven't watched south park?

[limber lion]

saw some memes and clips

like the speed one

[odd talon]

what happened

[limber lion]

we met up irl and instead of talking to me this dude opened up reels

i mean maybe inviting him to a cafe

[proper sorrel]

Bad / strict marking

[limber lion]

during ramadhan

wasnt that smart of a move

idk

[odd talon]

....

it's alr

[grizzled breach]

no not necessarily

[odd talon]

happened to me once

it's alr

[grizzled breach]

HAHAHAHA NO

[odd talon]

i think his parents banished him cause he's muslim

[limber lion]

and he's just generally dry

[sour pivot]

suits pfp i love

[odd talon]

U SURE BROO

[toxic rapids]

Mate I failed bio for 6 marks , did bad in P3 too 😭😭 that's my fault

[grizzled breach]

NOOOO

[limber lion]

i used to think it was cause he doesnt actually like me

[odd talon]

AHAHA

i need to visit jordan one day

[limber lion]

but then i found out he had therapy sessions for autism when he was 4

[grizzled breach]

iloveu

[limber lion]

and a lot of his behavior started to click

[odd talon]

i see

dw

[sour pivot]

u know ball

[odd talon]

u will find a better person one day

[sour pivot]

oh its ab the guy

[limber lion]

LMAO i hope

[odd talon]

if it didnt work out wth him

[sour pivot]

I RMB THE TEXT

[grizzled breach]

u should

[odd talon]

hell no with this current war

[limber lion]

are you autistic?

i was
not anymore

[odd talon]

my families wont take me to the US this year.....

[limber lion]

[odd talon]

cause...

[grizzled breach]

jordan is very safe rn

[odd talon]

airplane flight tickets boomed

[grizzled breach]

next yr

[odd talon]

i would go anywhere even in a war. The problem is the plane tickets ugh

[sour pivot]

💀

[limber lion]

now i think hes dry cause hes autistic AND hates me

[vital lintel]

💀

[odd talon]

autistic people dont hate people for no reasons bruh

dude

[grizzled breach]

yeah too expensive

[odd talon]

it's behavirial problems

[vital lintel]

Exactly

[odd talon]

they act in a way that don't conform to societal norms

cause they arent able to understand those norms

[limber lion]

hate was a strong word

[odd talon]

without professional helps

[limber lion]

yeah

thatsthe dry thing i was talking about

[limber lion]

he did get it.. when he was 4

[odd talon]

if he goes through those stages

[limber lion]

it kinda irks me how he says he just.. doesnt have autism anymore

[odd talon]

he should be like

fine nowadays

[limber lion]

😭

[odd talon]

like totally normal

I have an autistic friend

and he's cool af

[limber lion]

i know some really smart autistic people

[odd talon]

bro sneaked out of school with me smts to play call of duty

[limber lion]

even if someone says theyre autistic

i dont often remember it while talking with them

[odd talon]

which city in jordan do u live in

[grizzled breach]

amman

[limber lion]

you know whats weird though?

[grizzled breach]

the capital

[odd talon]

ohhh i see

[limber lion]

i remember being in 8th grade and discussing about types with my friends

[odd talon]

jordan hella cool

[limber lion]

one of my classmate said

[odd talon]

mhmm?

[limber lion]

"i want a guy who is kinda tall and nerdy and acts autistic"

[odd talon]

acts autistic?

wtf?

like weird?

fun weird?

[limber lion]

like.. you..you're looking for a dude who acts autistic?

i think thats such a weird thing

romanticizing things

[odd talon]

my type:
-she's a girl
-she's funny
-she's nice
-she's smart

litt it

why do girls be oddly specific lol

[limber lion]

my standards arent that high either fr

you dont gotta have high IQ just high EQ atp

[odd talon]

u can have both

high EQ just means like

being able to identity and understand emotions of people around u and yourself

so high eq people are just better at social interactions

[limber lion]

yeah i think taekwondo dude lacks this

[grizzled breach]

wait so u graduated?

[limber lion]

i want a guy who is a guy

[odd talon]

1 more month bro

1 more month

[limber lion]

doesnt make me feel like shit

and has high enough EQ

and doesnt make me pay for everything

[odd talon]

what about looks?

[grizzled breach]

omg yay

[limber lion]

🥰

[odd talon]

does he gotta look like a stud?

[odd talon]

i will tell u when i get the diploma and burn all of my past papers

and THAT FUCKING NORMAL DISTRIBUTION TABLE

[grizzled breach]

i got one yr to go💔

[limber lion]

i have to be honest, it's definitely important, but i dont think itll end up as a dealbreaker

i can grow to find someone attractive just because of their personality

[odd talon]

id def want a girl who looks pretty/ cute. But i dont even want her to look like a super model type

i had a crush on a girl

but she smokes

and that's 100% a turn off

[limber lion]

all the guys ive dated, ive found them so cute i always wanted a selfie from them all the time to keep

[odd talon]

GET YOURSELF TOGETHER

AND PUSHJ THROUGH IT

[limber lion]

honestly it's not even a turnoff for me

[odd talon]

how?

[limber lion]

i cant be a hypocrite

[odd talon]

i find vaping/ smoking a 100% red flag

[limber lion]

[odd talon]

dont tell me u smoke

;-;

[limber lion]

maybe i did?

[odd talon]

it's alr..

i get it

ive never smoked

[limber lion]

lol

[odd talon]

i did sell vapes/ smokes tho

got my lil "business" erhm

[limber lion]

how you gonna sell them and not take a hit

😭

[odd talon]

the smell is disgusting

[limber lion]

thats crazy

but lets stray away from ciggs rq

[odd talon]

also cause i followed my religion at that time

[sour pivot]

tf is this topic of convo

[limber lion]

lmfao

[odd talon]

and smoking is considered is considered wrong

under the Halachah

so nawh

[limber lion]

yes so change the topic to

idk school

[grizzled breach]

HAAHAHAH

[sour pivot]

boring

[limber lion]

hi aadya

[sour pivot]

genuinely tf 💀

hi mal

[limber lion]

would you ever pursue someone from the same class as you

[toxic rapids]

Depends

[sour pivot]

no if i ever liked someone theyd never find out about it

[limber lion]

😭 😭

wai lets talk about this

DO YOU GUYS BELIEVE IN

[odd talon]

if i like someone

then I tell them it

(after a long period of rizzing and wifing them up)

[limber lion]

whoever asks the other person out should pay
50/50
guy should always pay

which 0one

[odd talon]

i will pay for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd date

after that

[toxic rapids]

50/50

[odd talon]

we split

acc tbh

[sour pivot]

if a guy wants to 5050 on the first date

buddy js pack it up

[odd talon]

the girl spends her time doing makeup

looking beautiful just for you

and prepping herself

paying is the least u could do

[sour pivot]

??

😭

[limber lion]

valid, my first few dates went with my wallet staying stacked

[sour pivot]

TYPE SHIT

[odd talon]

;-;

noice

[fiery junco]

bro

[odd talon]

also those brushing hair stuff for the gf

[fiery junco]

this ipl shi

lowk stressful

[limber lion]

ion even be usin makeup, they seein my ugly ahh bare face

[odd talon]

she appreciates that

[limber lion]

if they cant take it, byebye

[sour pivot]

WORD

[odd talon]

i can use foundation and concealers

[sour pivot]

cryinf

[fiery junco]

i hope pbk wins it

[odd talon]

but for everyday

[fiery junco]

pls pbk

pls

[odd talon]

i just leavem y face bare

[sour pivot]

dont watch

[fiery junco]

balle shera

😔

[odd talon]

cause my skin is acne free anyway

[fiery junco]

im not gonna watch

im superstitious af

[odd talon]

what do u think of guys that brush the gf's hair for them

[fiery junco]

when it comes to cricket

[sour pivot]

me2

[limber lion]

i think thats sweet

[odd talon]

YOOOOO

when i was ughm

uhm

13

[fiery junco]

i will genuinely stop mid toilet stop if pbks drops a wicket (sry)

[limber lion]

like an intimate moment with each other brushing hair

[odd talon]

my friends and I

would "hunt ghosts"

[sour pivot]

get out

[odd talon]

we would go to the cemetary

with candles

flashlights

and prayer money and shits

[fiery junco]

🥀 u js not a fan

[limber lion]

what is this being mentioned

[odd talon]

to find ghost

[limber lion]

i am lsot

[fiery junco]

unemployment

[sour pivot]

cricket

[olive cairn]

@light marlin

[limber lion]

the most ive ever done is whistle at night

[limber lion]

icic

[fiery junco]

is this a rizz attempt

[odd talon]

my ex helped me to get my hair ready

and i lowk wanted to get married

but her parents were total assholes

[fiery junco]

yo i need to lowk shoot my shot on summ diaspora punjabis

lowk

[odd talon]

so that didn't work out

[fiery junco]

i got home ground advantage

[limber lion]

rip

[sour pivot]

at the age of 18?

[odd talon]

no, it was last year

[sour pivot]

so

[odd talon]

they litt said she couldn't date me

[sour pivot]

17 💀

[odd talon]

cause im not religiously jewish lmao

[fiery junco]

aadya help me

[odd talon]

bnroke my heart then and there

[sour pivot]

helping

wsg

[odd talon]

maybe my "no liar" policy didn't help

[fiery junco]

what would a girl like

[odd talon]

I litt said to her parents face that I hate liars

[limber lion]

1000 dollars

[sour pivot]

u gotta stop asking me this shit twin

it genuinely depends

[fiery junco]

lowk icl amritsari kulche would work

like

cmon

[sour pivot]

true

[odd talon]

depends on the girl

[fiery junco]

whos turning that down

[odd talon]

for a first date

[sour pivot]

LMAP

[limber lion]

all girls like 1000 dollars

[odd talon]

fix your hair

[sour pivot]

type shit

[odd talon]

put on concealers

[fiery junco]

am i wrong

[sour pivot]

hbot lock in

[odd talon]

nice clothes

nice shoes

and rizz

[fiery junco]

no its fine

this is all jokes

[odd talon]

lowk guys should learn how to use concealers

makes them look 20x better

[limber lion]

you gotta let us review your fit if it stops being a joke

[fiery junco]

im not genuinely sliding in dms

[limber lion]

to make sure you dont become a joke

[fiery junco]

easy

[sour pivot]

word

[odd talon]

first date fit?

for me

[fiery junco]

no lowk a white hoodie, black puffer vest, baggy jeans, air max dns black and a brown pagg

[odd talon]

black jeans

[fiery junco]

is my fit

thats tuff

[odd talon]

white shirt

and a loose sweater

[fiery junco]

that getting the baddies

[odd talon]

white shoe

[fiery junco]

i jus wanna be humble

[odd talon]

Tech bro moment lmfao

[vital lintel]

💀

[sour pivot]

humble my ass

[limber lion]

you tryna stretch your body wide with that fit 😭

[sour pivot]

pack it up

[odd talon]

u gonna rizz her with those stock options from apple

[sour pivot]

LMFAO

LMAOOOO

[fiery junco]

sure

actly i do

[narrow maple]

js took the

[odd talon]

YOOOO SHAWTY, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN 5 YEARS, I WILL BECOME A MILLIONAIRE

[narrow maple]

Goofiest pic with my mom

[fiery junco]

im 6'4 so i need to (this is not even a joke)

[limber lion]

maybe you could pull that off

[sour pivot]

ion like u

[narrow maple]

m

[vital lintel]

Fatass gonna make himself look even more fat

[fiery junco]

bc im js tall?

[odd talon]

suits and ties for first date seems too formal

[sour pivot]

yeha

[fiery junco]

i aint fat son

[odd talon]

unless if u go to like

steak restaurants

[limber lion]

true

[fiery junco]

haha

[vital lintel]

I'm 6'5 loser

[fiery junco]

its in the genes son

[odd talon]

blazer and t shirt

that';s a good fit

[sour pivot]

how tf is cro 6'4

thats

[limber lion]

ive worn worse

[sour pivot]

genuinely insane

[fiery junco]

idek myself

[sour pivot]

im not even 5'4

[narrow maple]

hbot i love you but ur kinda annoying sometimes 😢

[vital lintel]

😭

[limber lion]

what

are you 5'3

[fiery junco]

i would still not make nba bc im brown but oh well

[sour pivot]

yes sure

ofc!

[narrow maple]

wadafak

is happening

Ahello

[vital lintel]

My cousin is like 6'4 asw, bitchass is a fucking slenderman

[narrow maple]

j

[sour pivot]

wtf bro

[fiery junco]

H.bot glaze

[sour pivot]

sybau

[vital lintel]

GENUINE

[odd talon]

indian guys lowk tall

[vital lintel]

HE'S SO TALL

[odd talon]

im like 5^10

[vital lintel]

I envy him

[narrow maple]

Proving my point 💔

[limber lion]

im 5'5, i like being 5'5 but i dont know why men i encounter are potentially shorter than me

[odd talon]

nothing special

[sour pivot]

THATS GOOD

BUDDY

[narrow maple]

gj

[sour pivot]

U DONT WNA BE 5'2

[vital lintel]

idk

[sour pivot]

HOLY FUH

[vital lintel]

My brother is 5'7

I think

Or 5'8

[limber lion]

just outed yourself as 5'2 💔

[narrow maple]

Height aint a big deal guys my bff is 4'11

[sour pivot]

its ok

known knowledge i think

[odd talon]

maybe tghe 6^4 is the anomaly

[odd talon]

i want that extra 1 inch tgho

[vital lintel]

yep

[night pumice]

Potentially?

[fiery junco]

ur half a subway foot long tall son stop copeing

[sour pivot]

hi hima

[vital lintel]

HIMA ML

HIMAAAA

[limber lion]

its like, we cant tell who is taller unless we both shaved our heads and lined up against a white wall

[night pumice]

Hi aadya

[sour pivot]

no me

gtfo

[night pumice]

VIIIISSSA

[sour pivot]

HRUUUU

[sour pivot]

visa

[vital lintel]

HI ML ASW

[fiery junco]

im sry guy who asked

[vital lintel]

HRUUUYY

[night pumice]

Theyre fighting over me

[olive cairn]

@light marlin

[night pumice]

[sour pivot]

yes

ialw am

[fiery junco]

i hope urs to australia gets declined

[limber lion]

i really loved a 7 inch height gap

[odd talon]

do u rlly think that 5^10 is bad tho

[fiery junco]

rizz attempt 2.0

[sour pivot]

gaaliyan khayega chup kr

[night pumice]

Im gooood

[fiery junco]

u got this jay

[vital lintel]

Are we in a love triangle

[narrow maple]

im 6ft 😢

[limber lion]

im not getting this again unless i go to norway

[sour pivot]

uh no u can pack itup

[fiery junco]

short

[vital lintel]

WOW

[night pumice]

I just found ive been freeloading at the bookstore i always go to

[vital lintel]

💔

WOW

[night pumice]

They didnt tell me i had to oay

[sour pivot]

yes

[night pumice]

Pay*

For weeks

[fiery junco]

ur short ass is so short the sound waves wont reach me, pipe it down

[vital lintel]

😔

[limber lion]

so you thought it was a library

[sour pivot]

EXCUSE U

[night pumice]

Basically

[vital lintel]

ok I'll go back to my other gfs

[fiery junco]

i excuse myself

thx

[sour pivot]

wow okay

[sour pivot]

im sure u do

[narrow maple]

hbot im trying to love u here 😢

[vital lintel]

U guys left me no choice

[narrow maple]

AND UR MAKING J
IT DIFFICULT

[night pumice]

The woman was so nice too, she let me get away with it today asw

[fiery junco]

its fine, ur anyways getting an arranged marriage

[sour pivot]

uh huh

[limber lion]

guys whats the perfect height gap

[fiery junco]

its ok twin

[limber lion]

for you guys

[night pumice]

To the streets with u

[fiery junco]

everyday

[vital lintel]

Arranged marriage with CEO type shit

[night pumice]

1cm

[vital lintel]

😨

Hey

[fiery junco]

no a sanskari accountant

[vital lintel]

My gf is a doctor

ok

[fiery junco]

a sanskari brahman accountant

[vital lintel]

she spoils me

[sour pivot]

LOL

[vital lintel]

I'm not even brahman

[night pumice]

R u dreaming

[vital lintel]

Gang

[fiery junco]

i still say it as bahman

[narrow maple]

Vista are you secretly y/n??

[vital lintel]

no

[night pumice]

Do we have proof of thus

This*

[vital lintel]

@dusk pollen hi ml

[fiery junco]

chamar gang?

[vital lintel]

yes

[vital lintel]

no

Wtf

[fiery junco]

what is a chamar

[vital lintel]

@frank wyvern mute this guy

[fiery junco]

idek myself

[vital lintel]

that's a slur

You dumbass

[fiery junco]

ok what

what

what

what

[vital lintel]

💀

[fiery junco]

no

nono

n

[vital lintel]

Slur for lower caste

[fiery junco]

i thought it was like a cleaner

no

bro

[night pumice]

Harassing strangers now i see

[fiery junco]

no

im sorry

genuinely sorry

[vital lintel]

wow

[fiery junco]

thats mb

[night pumice]

ANYWAYS HRU GUYS @vital lintel @sour pivot

[vital lintel]

😭

dumbass

Bro

[limber lion]

oh my god 😭

[sour pivot]

i’m

[fiery junco]

nah im gen sry

[limber lion]

ion knowshi

[vital lintel]

GOODD WBU

[night pumice]

Hungry?