#chat-lounge
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prolly the 10th time you've sent this
3rd
buying everything except a fucking coffee maker
no
LMAO
can i have the instant coffee
italian style
ihave a cheap coffee maker but mama won't let me use it
lol does she think ur gonna break it what
who up drying their coffee
my parents have been drinking coffee every morning together for like 18 years
she wants u to work from the dirt up
wym still instant coffee
aw
fml
cute
thatβs so cute
no she doesn't like how much coffee I drink and it's almost summer
shes valid u drink too much
lmfao okey 1 scoop
ew ai pfp guy
eww ai pee efff epp
im suprised that exists
yall ain't seen a real drinker yet
genuinely what
shhhhhh
wait till im 21 and living alone
u didnt had to call me out like that
didn't have to*
my parents let me drink their shitty instant coffee like once a week
???? damn they should've made coffee haram too look at what its doing to u
yes
π
who buying me a bong and weed
alive ahh cl
need
why is everything m&s
a what and a what
do you live in a marks and spencers
dw about it
its goo
no
a what and a what
are u sure
dw about it
we buy like a suitcase worth of m&s everytime we go to vivo city
this looks like the Milo
share
vivo city soundung like a place in pokemon
no it don't bro
yes
i gotchu
valid
36 seconds into jjba are u proud
sure why not
yay
i ate all the white choco chip ones up
theres only double choco left
sing a pore open
give me double chocolate
YES
YEYSEYES
GIVE
keep it in ur pants
lmfao
how are these two remotely relevant
OH MY GOD IS THAT BOWIE
like i said, i am in the middle of pulling it out
did u never realize
π
that might be too much milk for me
bowie references in jojo
gimmie
i know of these
no girl that's just milk
loser
colourblind azz
itll be chocolate soon when it reaches puberty. dont rush it.
are you forcing it to have high melanin?
i think i hear the wall behind me scraping???
blackface is bad.
no???
are u stupid
thats js the demons
does milk ahve a face
scary
who said it can't
lets share from 1 mug
i think its the dudes removing the bathtub
nty i want one full mug pls
aw man where will i bathe
biology
you'd fall asleep tryna drink it
im switching bathrooms permanently fi we dont get a new one
would
@sour pivot they said bathtub
good morning owl
??
I DONT WANNA HEAR IT OWL
choco chunk
bathtub...?
bathtub trauma
π
IM FROTHING π€€
you dont know the bathtub lore
do u not know about the fuckass bathtub this idiot keeps sending pics of
glittery chocolate
no you're mae
omg i want it in my mouth now
YES BRO
yea let us know
sends where
stfu now im frothing
i think so
??
i don't check hq.
THE SPARKLY CHOCOLATE POWDER YOU FREKA
this is the tamest message yet btw
all you β€οΈβπ©Ή
i havent been to the location in a while
all YOU
roach to recovery
do we need more chocolate?
ROAD
bro
Ok nro
got my knees feelign weak
?
i know thats gonna taste so good
yes i will
i hate my sutpid baka sutpid life
sorry i meant road
head?! where
im nightmare freddy
and im in yo bed
STIOP UT
pls its so funny im crying
i have a whole ass bar of tonys chocolonely and lindtt 70 dark saved so i can put it in the hot chocolate sometime
man wtf send me some.
LINDT CHOCOLATE
π€€
π€€
do u acutally hate me give that
I LOVE LINDT
I HAVE LINDTS HOT CHOC POWDED
REAL
GUYS I SWEAR BY IT
i love how this chat is just cms schizo'ing out
ITS SOOOOOO GOOD
real
if we meet im never treating u to anything
/srs
its not happening
hah
never tried
youβll never guess
inshallah
FROM WHEREVEER THE FUCK U WILL
the hot chocolate is HOTing
like ud ever meet
ill discover it
I MAKE MY GRANDMA GET IT FOR ME FROM CANADA
meh its better if you use a lindtt bar for hot choc
may Allah protect me from the shaytaan
ππ
π
choc is short for chocolate chat
are u saying all Pakistanis are good for is war
β
@latent sparrow hmu
π π π π π
trust
its either we get there or we dont
word
anyways i have 2 exams on wed and im getting 95% in one of them and like 30% in the other
may Allah
#balance
you wanna see these questions
theyre like pure trauma
theyre worse than a level sciences combined
LMAO
no ur good the jolly christmas spirit is forever
bhejdo
u can be talkin to santa
send them
can't be that bad
good
my parents aint feed me santa bs
we dont even celebrate christmas
we just put the tree out and wore hats for fun
@autumn garden u feel jiggly today
ππ
If I feed u will u be mine π
hes nine
yes
ez scene
yeah idk wtf this is
neither do i
i really wanna wake up early and study
Is this aviation?
top 10 things you dont want your pilot to say to you mid-flight
4am-6am π
yeah
damn
but donβt pilots just keep it on autopilot half the flight
i guess itβs like doctors then
this is my last flight with this airline
sorry i mean
OUR
last flight
should be 90% to pass for jobs like this

Yo bro. Hand me gps
Ali family
da hell you mean bro
alizzy alpine
aadya might be right abt punjaban being a goated song
i told you
holy fucking masterpiece
The only coordinates I can understand is my Minecraft's base
i'd say top 3, on par with zehri
W itinerary what
@undone apex @odd talon
don't ping me I see how it is
I alr see u in bed
π
hmm ya it's usually like this
what is it
oh i see
sounds super dope
i went to the louvre museum
but didnt went inside
I couldnt stand standing in a line bruh
so u didnt go then
@mint hemlock evanglalion pfp
no
there;s the outside and the inside
i haven't been briefed yet
I'll let you know once it's done
o
though it's something like fixing issues with the content on the website
easy
wow so u climbed the outside
sure bro
kai how r u this strong
ur fried
im tryna make some food thatll keep me awake
geniunely fried
nah its some econs
try not to completely bomb it
alr cro
lemme show u the questions
thatll b on the citizenship exam
i have the perfect solution for this issue
citizenship exam?
search up PPKN
close enough
this seems like those "communist ideology" classes I had at school
all i yearn is to not fail school
i will say whatever i need to say
to pass
btw
i have a solution to keep me awake tonight
im making samyang noods
whats samyang
@fallow zenith love

noodles
insane
notoriously spicy noodles
what kind
i dont have samyang noodles but i have the sauce
so ill cook indomie
and then put sauce
im pocketing the spice packets of the indomie
for something else
π€€
@latent sparrow ima sleep on ur lap

I thought this was a study server gangπ₯π
Why
I'm free
Work on ur voice
@latent sparrow
i need to motivate myself better to study ugh
If u don't study u will be like @fiery junco
Are you sentient?
catchin strays for what
π₯
@glass thicket 13/17 acca units done?
im an academic demon trust
Doubt
DUDE WTF
i am
u scared the living hell outta me
How
??
@fiery junco anit that bad
u said if i dont study, id become h.bot.....
yep there it is
Well true
nawh sry bro
i was just kidding
u are goated
i promise
out here predicting your opps' moves
π£οΈ
@fallow zenith
hi
π
unless if u look like a WTG8UYHFHUAHUFA STUD
if u are smooth enough, u can rizz anyone
I have aadya as a wife
??????
i had a montagnard ex and I rizzed her by litt stroking her shoulder in class
Bro spawned ππ
@sour pivot is this true
no iβd genuinely rather kms
ayo
Bet
π
hi mesum
was gonna ask khush khabri kabb
@odd talon what's yo insta
not on zn
actly no i do give it
IM GONNA GET U
uhmmmmm
ducksh has my gram
excuse me
The borders are closed
aadya is MY wife
you should check
ladoo kabb banto ge
YES SHE IS
??????
aapke marne par
Aadrak is our wife
LMAOOAOAOA
π₯
NAHHH
AADRAK
hi
aadrak*
i hope vista gets set in an arranged marriage with a beer belly, receeding hairline, chapal wala man
bet
@fallow zenith touched me in insta DMs
u wish buddy
dawg you dont even check dms π
Aadrak ginger na?
yes
sob
Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me
Aadrak er cha khaogi?
ji
it should be piyoge na
Bro i didnβt give p2 p6 physics and chem p2 and they still decided to give me E because i had a flight that they were aware of but exams got cancelled thanks to our PM last minute and now dumb Universities gonna see this and i am gonna fail in lfie and never see the light againβ¦.
fire reels
Curse you ROOTS MILLENIUM SCHOOL
Sure
I thought u said chem is easy
Didnβt i just tell you
I didnβt give p6 and p2
No Iβm blind
wdym sure also what language is that
Congratulations how does it feel
Great
me too
Bandar Kiya jaane aadrak a suad
I always do
i think i know your ig lowk
Excuse you
I speak Bangali , Hindi
i got recommended
i know yours too π
Yes I do
was that bengali?
LOL
he knows
Ofc i do
WHAT NOW
bro instead of a day at the gurdwara i gotta give a mock exam π
oh my finger got cut
this sucks sm
i never stalk anyone
The most expressful language on earth
You came in my suggested ppl
My sis got 12% in ig math
hustler
hmmm
oo
Better then me
leave the math before the math leaves you
idk how i got 80%
i guess i just lock in actual papers
you built like that
Oh hell naw
whose is this
green
Can you do the math?
I gave Chem P6 and P4 Mocks, but Not P2.
I got 48%. Remember total is 160 for all 3
Me
no
Aw man
im sorry.
No problem as long as Unis donβt see it
hii
@fallow zenith ducko
have u tried mawa ice cream
mawa is malai right?
oh
then ig not
i like mawa though
it tastes really good in sweets
havent tried it in ice cream
where do i get it
ice cream shop?

the regular shops dont sell it
not in my city
true
maybe ill checl
holy
you're back
noice
im kikd of awake
cause of the noodles
I'm fine (I hate the floor)
@warm raft why are u on my suggestions in instagram please go away
How would I know
I don't even use insta
That's me
lies
π€¨
stfu no one talked to u ig kid
Sassy
@vocal sundial can we bring back reps in hq?
Hmmm
Will take into account.
The server for cool ppl
ved is not cool
How to get chosen?
What offering must I make to the ZNote deities
certain information regarding this is withheld momentarily
all will be revealed in due time
trust
The process?
hi
wheezus
i shouldnt have done that on discord mic
the quality is shit
its fine
ye
its cane vest
its kanye east
U trying to whistle here?
yes
Lemme try
did you make the hot choc
why do you have giga chads
OH CAUSE YOU BOOSTED THE SHIT
why do you think
i forgot what the role was for
do it on voice memos or something
dw i ate expired (in 2022) meds last month and im still fine
whats the worst that could happen
πππ
the bad whistling was on purpose
the bad guitar was not on purpose
Bro audio on discord is ass bruh
fr
Think of a random topic and we will yap abt it bruh
my ears are bleeding
i'm deaf on one ear but my deaf ear is bleeding too
π
π
felt like my nails were gonna snap off with this one
sing along
yeah i studied like 5 questions in 2 hours
aint that awesome

Self bombing
i've been studying human reproduction for 3 days
i study 1 min
and then doomscroll 5 hours
im studying citizenship
my first exam tomorrow is economics
jokes on u
i havent studied economics at all
1v1 me microsoft excel rn
i'm the biggest larper in town
u cannot outperform
i talk in jjk conversations like im an expert while ive never watched a single episode of any anime ever
im the biggest larper in the country
learnt the entire harry potter: philosophers stone plot from fanfictions

i'm such a larper that all my knowledge on niche topics comes from AO3 fanfics
I roleplayed islam scholar when i talked to this cute indonesian muslim girl
All from reading quran in my free time
You couldnt waterboard ts shi out of me
Im such a larper that i can talk like an expert on defeating the ender dragon without ever playing minecraft
lmfao
oh my gid πππ
thats SO weird
finally lockin in ig..
No i swear like she was so into me and i bought a plane ticket to indo to see her bruh
But her mom forced me to break up and i cried for like 1 day
dawg ππ
Ig econ π
bro wth
what woulda happened when she found out you WERENT a muslim scholar
how old were u
πππ
I didnt say that i was a muslim scholar
I just roleplayed that i knew a lot
π π π
plz no
nah that's legit
super weird
RIGHT
Ik bro ik
please don't flex that
that's a sin you committed
repent and move on
Ofcs π
No bruh. I read the quran and hadiths so i know moderately enough to impress. I disnt tell her that i was a scholar π
bro
that's like
creepy larping
larping is ok
but that's lowk weird and creepy
I read a lot in my freetime
I didnt larp for that bro
you don't read quran to impress others
I told her im a muslim
No i read it for fun?
are you?
??? so are you or are you not
Im not wtf?
But i read the quran and hadith yes
"i know moderately enough to impress" the point isnt to impress
u can read it for fun thats fine but have some respect cause thats genuienally so odd
i read the bible enough to impress π₯
like what
No. I read it to understand more abt islam. But i do have good understanding of the religion for it
U got trouble reading?
βI read it for fun/ gain knowledge. But i can talk a lot abt itβ
i doubt cause you literally said "women are ordered to fullfil a manβs sexual needs"
which is not even remotely true
I can give u a hadith quote for it
But id prov get muted so prob not
Dm if u would like
fun fact, a ton of hadith werent properly preserved
- the punishement for rape is lit stoning to death
so
yea
how many rakat in Wudu
before u start to lecture Muslims ab their own religion try a self check
@odd talon did u read the tehari sect or the mandi sect of islam
Hadiths were written records passed on from muhammedβs companion. U can def reject certain hadiths if you donβt see any truths in it. But rejecting all of the hadiths especially the sahih would very much be heresy yes
Mostly sunni
I have yet to read more abt the shia sect
Im inclined to believe you have no idea what the fuck youre talking about
Hadith do have written records but u can never be 100% sure ab them the ones ppl consider sahih are usually those which are verified by both Muslim and Bukhari
and btw kai
j general advice
no1 here wants to hear u flex
whether thats ur
countries
or ur
history knowledg
wow
or ur shit ass political takes
or ur grades
mods ban em all
no1 here gives a flying fuck ab what u think
ur grades
or u as a person
no1 here wants to talk ab that
ur j here to ragebait
and thats rly fucking sad
that u come here to discuss shit w ig kids
cus u have no1 better
find a political discord
and go ramble ur ass off
Ive never actively flexed abt any of them so idk wtf u are talking abt
weve been tolerating this for weeks now
truth nuke alert
wanna vote on it??
No it actually would not be hearsey. you'd know that if you actually knew what you were talking about in the first place
also
if u wanna come here
and send hearts
to random ig girls
be my fucking guest
but aint no1 apart from ig girls
want u here
Yes it would absolutely be heresy according to islam scholars bruh. Hadiths are required for expanded infos on the lives of Muhammed not covered in the Quran. Basically kufr
Wtf are u talking abt mate
Buddy
ur arguing w a practicing Muslim btw
nah hes a larper
Not kufr
larp larp larp ur boat gently down the stream
U being a muslim doesnβt mean shit bruh. A non muslim can 100% have understanding of ur religion u dumbass
REAL
no? we are to follow the Quran following the prophets life is sunnah u dont NEED to do it
NAHH
maybe ull end up in israel and netanyahu will save ur ass
π
LMFAO
EXACTLYYYYY
Wait itβs stream little me thought it was street
GOODNESS GRACIOUS
"according to islam scholars" The same scholars who can't even agree amongst themselves? Theres a reason Hadiths arent obligatory.
but u lit cant cus ur blinded by hatred nth uve ever said in this server didnt come from a holier than thou perspective
Someone help me son im crine
THIS
there
Not another word thanks
Sry mate, im absolutely not in the mood to debate religion
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its not even allowed in this server
yeah cause you know you're losing πΉ
idt one can be happy by having a fake life
didnt u start it lmfao
yet u come HERE to talk ab it
but yeah wrap it up
When had i ever larpes u dumbass
OH REALLY U SEEM IN THE MOOD BRO
Mb cause i dont wanna get muted bruh
weak and pathetic
SIX SEVENNN
67
what happened to u
what
67
67
STOP
Noice bruh
SIXXX SEEEVVVEENNNN
67
Mae im gonna put u in my basement
STOP THIS
SIX SEVEN
heh
67
I have turned cl into 67
676767676767
wrong idea
π βοΈ
67π¨
67
sixxxxxxx sevennnnnnnnnnnnn
WHY IS U HAPPY
67
u dont wanna know
67
67
67
ok mimi mod
67
67
Mimi mentioned
@odd talon dont let me catch u larping again u ai slop of a human being
thanks mae for saving the universe one step at a time
+1 rep
of course
its not
goals
does
tryna be different ahh
orb ok bye
Cambridge GCSE (9-1) syllabus
Igcse is mire popular ngl
we'll miss u
yw znotenians for speaking what u guys didnt have the balls for