chat-lounge

[queen hound]

😹

[peak merlin]

OH NO IT WAS ACTUALLY NOT YOU MY BAD

[hasty tartan]

being friends with you makes me suffer already

[spark vigil]

there aren't enough ppl any.ore ti he racist
only ig kids are here

[short panther]

i aint yo friend dawg

[hasty tartan]

ok

[tame loom]

bro u good? are u like this w everyone?

[short panther]

just a "connection"

[hasty tartan]

im blocking u

[short panther]

the old generation is sadly dyin out yeah

[spark vigil]

he hasn't pooped its ok it's being stored in his brain

[short panther]

prayers answered

[peak merlin]

nah nah, i think it was ken or jamal

[tame loom]

yeah i can tell

[spark vigil]

zephron

[short panther]

bro

[peak merlin]

i just dont remember

[hasty tartan]

ok

[short panther]

nothing will be like the golden generation of bullying

[spark vigil]

Naf do you even rmmbr me

[short panther]

ken and jamal

gohdamn

[short panther]

yess

iconic KFC

[tame loom]

i think it's the time for you to poop. all thiss poop has been storing up in your brain that making you forget

[hasty tartan]

aab toh veggies kha lo paaji

[peak merlin]

YEAH it was them , i simply was not comfortable sorry ken 😭

[spark vigil]

i acc didn't think you would've rmmbrd since we didn't interact alot

[short panther]

im actually surprised i saw so many familiar names tonight

[peak merlin]

no bro its actually 1:20am rn

[spark vigil]

AAP TARBOOOOSEEEEE HEIN!!!!

[short panther]

yeah i dont remember u personally i just know we were in same chats

but i defo remember ur name

[spark vigil]

ye I get that lmao

[hasty tartan]

get out bro

[spark vigil]

ok teach me smthn else

[queen hound]

What is this 😭

[peak merlin]

never bro

[hasty tartan]

how abt u learn ur course materials

[short panther]

anyways gentlemen its time to go - goodnight guys and take care

[peak merlin]

i'm trying to remember what else i did 😭

[spark vigil]

plz leave me alone and teach me smthn

[peak merlin]

other than shitposting on lahore

[tame loom]

oof, you are too late for the "same shit yesterday"

[spark vigil]

goodnight

[peak merlin]

yeah an hour too late 😭

[queen hound]

Goodnight

[tame loom]

gn bro

[peak merlin]

goodnight!

[tame loom]

maybe next day

[hasty tartan]

so either i dont get gn or im also gentlemen now

[peak merlin]

i think ken and jamal made a server which i damnn right well knew would be NSFW so i was like to mah sister if i should join

[spark vigil]

tum wah pani ho jo kichap ki botal se nikta hay

[short panther]

normally id say ladies and gentlement but u aint a lady so

[queen hound]

What??

[short panther]

u can fit in to 'guys' category

[spark vigil]

Kengeon 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[queen hound]

What does this even mean 😭

[spark vigil]

Oh u don't speak urdu?

nvm

[peak merlin]

YEAH

[queen hound]

I do but what is this

[tame loom]

bro ain't you pakistani? that amerikan passport draining you fr

[hasty tartan]

she needs to teach u manners

[queen hound]

This doesnt look like urdu

That doesn’t make sense

[spark vigil]

oh is it wrong? my friends taught me so idk if it's right

[hasty tartan]

it is right

[spark vigil]

@hasty tartan what is wrong with the sentence plz confirm

[tame loom]

no bro you are right, you just gotta reteach him

[queen hound]

Idk what you were tryna say

[hasty tartan]

it means you are that water which comes from drain

[spark vigil]

OH WHAT

[queen hound]

😭

[tame loom]

makes sense too

[spark vigil]

I THOUGHT KETCHUP BOTTLE

[peak merlin]

HUH

[hasty tartan]

... thats why i said why would you say that to me

[spark vigil]

OH

[queen hound]

Lmao

[spark vigil]

OH GOD IM SORRY

[queen hound]

It’s okay 😭

[peak merlin]

isnt TARBOOOOSEEEEE watermelon ?

[hasty tartan]

a video of u in tears apologising rn

[hasty tartan]

yup

[spark vigil]

who sais I was apologising to you

[hasty tartan]

@peak merlin i was talking abt this

[peak merlin]

tf is that 😂

[queen hound]

What does kichap mean

[spark vigil]

idk I thought ketchup

again idk urdu

[queen hound]

Oh

[peak merlin]

he actually said it correctly ngl

if you read it in a lahorei accent

[hasty tartan]

ok

[peak merlin]

punjabi

[queen hound]

Oh

[spark vigil]

OH THEN IM NOT SORRY

YOU ARE THE WATER THAT COMES OUT OF A KETCHUP BOTTLE

[hasty tartan]

who even r u sorry to

[queen hound]

Oh lmao

[peak merlin]

tum wah pani ho jo kichap ki botal se **nikaltha ** hay

[spark vigil]

Nike.

[spark vigil]

what does that mean

[hasty tartan]

im unfriending you

[peak merlin]

just grammar

[hasty tartan]

its js spelling error

[peak merlin]

nikaltha = taking out

[spark vigil]

oh

teach me smthn else

[peak merlin]

'main tatti kartha hu'

[jade flame]

HI.

[spark vigil]

not a cuss word I already know one

[spark vigil]

I have a bad feeling abt this

[queen hound]

Hi.

[hasty tartan]

hello jamal

[peak merlin]

'i poop'

[jade flame]

Finally a server that isn’t dead

[queen hound]

Lmao

[peak merlin]

nah that's deffo jamal

[hasty tartan]

exactly

[jade flame]

I can confirm

[hasty tartan]

you can tell

[hasty tartan]

wheres your best friend 😔

[jade flame]

Gone

[tame loom]

main das saal mein ek baar tatti karta hu

[hasty tartan]

where

[tame loom]

is this correct

[peak merlin]

DAMNN

yup that's correct

who did you ask for that

[tame loom]

lesssgoo and its fax

[jade flame]

Hawaii

[queen hound]

Das not good

[tame loom]

nobody

[hasty tartan]

paaji kya aapko nhi lagta usney google use kya h

[peak merlin]

bro thinks i am thinking rn

[hasty tartan]

😭😭😭

[tame loom]

try it bro, good for brain

[hasty tartan]

maafi kardein paaji

[queen hound]

No

[peak merlin]

i'm just waiting for the shower to be free so i can go to sleep

[spark vigil]

what are you waiting for

[tame loom]

nah how many are yall with 1 bathroom?

[peak merlin]

5

[tame loom]

wtf

[hasty tartan]

INSANE

[spark vigil]

wtf r u in a prison

[tame loom]

the smellll

[queen hound]

😭

[peak merlin]

no we clean it

[hasty tartan]

might as well be a public bathroom in india

[peak merlin]

tbf i did get a email with someone pissing in the sink

well to stop

[hasty tartan]

what

[spark vigil]

come again

[tame loom]

bro wtf

[hasty tartan]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

ffs

[tame loom]

where are they from

[peak merlin]

canada(ontario)

[spark vigil]

wtf

[tame loom]

and i thought i had the worst roommates

[hasty tartan]

would ur wudu be proper if someone pisses on sink

[spark vigil]

im glad to be living alone

[tame loom]

accidently spilled something?

[peak merlin]

i had the same question, so i no longer dip my feet in the sink

[peak merlin]

no it was piss stain

[spark vigil]

do you stop breathing when you get near the sink fearing it would smell like piss

[peak merlin]

i cleaned it

[queen hound]

😭❓❓❓

[spark vigil]

?

[tame loom]

oh i see i see

[peak merlin]

i had to wudu man, i had to clean it

took an hour because i put all sorts of chemicals in it

[spark vigil]

I mean fair I just can't help but think hiw nasty that must've felt

[hasty tartan]

bro was doing the black magic

[hasty tartan]

who cleans ur toilet bro

[tame loom]

bro in canada rents are expensive, you might not have a choice but to live in a smelly house

[peak merlin]

we clean the toilets and everything by hand bro

[spark vigil]

Me obviously but it's diff when you clean your bathroom. He was cleaning someone else's piss.

[tame loom]

unless you're rich me with 2 bathrooms

my own apartment

[peak merlin]

yeah i just cba

anymore

[hasty tartan]

u also have to clean the toilet 🚽 others r using

[spark vigil]

it was the fucking sink.

[hasty tartan]

well

[spark vigil]

that someone else CLEARLY pissed on

[hasty tartan]

i mean... others shit too

😭😭😭

to make it better??

[peak merlin]

piss stains on the toilet seat as well , so now i just leave those detol sprays next to the toilet so it can be cleaned before usage

[tame loom]

had it ever been clogged and you had to clean it up?

[peak merlin]

wait ill show you guys the email

[spark vigil]

Why not a hostel then? smelly toilet but your own room

[hasty tartan]

expensive

[peak merlin]

so far no alhumdulliah

[tame loom]

glad i jinxed you

wait few more days

[peak merlin]

i'm not really complaning btw, my rent is dirt cheap

[spark vigil]

Idt you undersfans what I mean to clean a shared toilet
it's already meant ti he disgusting but a sink isn't supposed to. it's the idea that someone pissed on a non urinary area.

[peak merlin]

so idrc

[queen hound]

😰

[spark vigil]

hm alr then

[tame loom]

hostel where? on campus?

buddy they gonna scam you

[spark vigil]

yea

[spark vigil]

oh

[tame loom]

you pay the price of a house lol

[spark vigil]

great wtf

[peak merlin]

university dorms are not subsidised?

[tame loom]

a shared unit 2 bedroom 1 bath and tiny kitchen for $1.22k (for 1 person)

i left this place

[peak merlin]

HUH

yikes bro

[spark vigil]

holy shit for 1 month?

[tame loom]

im now paying 1.72k for 2 persons 1 apartment

[tame loom]

yea

[peak merlin]

i was trying to save 100 euros to live in a shi hole like this, usually studio here is like 430 a month

[spark vigil]

goddamn

[tame loom]

it's a bit expensive cuz its like luxury, you can find a place cheaper

[peak merlin]

ima move out tho inshallah - i moved here because its right inside my uni

[spark vigil]

this is why I jeed scholarship.

i nint affording all dis

[tame loom]

what province you aiming for?

if vancouver, you might as well share the bed lol

BC ^

[spark vigil]

Germany ideally because of the free tuitions fees.

[tame loom]

oh germany

[spark vigil]

I didnt rlly think abt Canada much

[peak merlin]

did bro mention germany

[spark vigil]

but

yk

[peak merlin]

i know a guy in germany

[spark vigil]

Cool

you?

[peak merlin]

NO WAY

[spark vigil]

oh

[queen hound]

Oh!

My cousins are german

[spark vigil]

I want to nuke myself.

[peak merlin]

medical and germany without the language is not a good idea btw

just sayin

[tame loom]

bro you just said you want options like ca, usa, uk

[spark vigil]

yea I'm taking courses starting from next year

[peak merlin]

you need like B2 level bro

[spark vigil]

in case Germany flops out

[peak merlin]

i just gave my A1 after 2 years

yes 2 years

[spark vigil]

I am aware.

[hasty tartan]

LOL FR

[spark vigil]

I finished A1 on highschool

[peak merlin]

ah good

[spark vigil]

I stopped it tho

but

revising it won't he hard

I'm scared when I start the real deal

[peak merlin]

just having a hard time managing here

start the real deal NOW

[spark vigil]

but I will be taking courses thays 100% for aure

[peak merlin]

before you become lazy like me

and work 12 hours a day

to make ends meet

[hasty tartan]

and get takeouts and cook eggs only

[spark vigil]

yea it's gonna be horrible

[peak merlin]

and then have no time to study

[hasty tartan]

and watch poop reels

[tame loom]

thats a lot of time

[peak merlin]

mhm

[hasty tartan]

and get on roblox

[peak merlin]

BAHAHA HOW DOES BRO KNOW

[tame loom]

play monke game

[spark vigil]

just dont sleep

[tame loom]

your activity was on

[hasty tartan]

keep ur webcam off

[peak merlin]

no way

[hasty tartan]

even if it was i didn't see.

[tame loom]

look at this

[spark vigil]

emacs what year r u on?

[tame loom]

bro had too much time

[peak merlin]

i aint complaining btw, this is just what life is - alhumdulliah i got it really good

[hasty tartan]

Alhamdulilah

what a humble guy!!

[tame loom]

take a look at his activity

[peak merlin]

2nd year alhumdulliah

[spark vigil]

Alhamdullilah

[spark vigil]

Ohh what major

same as me man

[peak merlin]

applied mathematics

[spark vigil]

oh

[hasty tartan]

in the big 25

[spark vigil]

do you die.

[hasty tartan]

kfc do u hate maths

[peak merlin]

?

[tame loom]

bro you gotta get out of this uni too

[hasty tartan]

he means do u die while studying maths lol

i think

[peak merlin]

not true 😂

[peak merlin]

oh yeah i failed a subject

[hasty tartan]

yeah i was being sarcastic too 😊

[spark vigil]

ironically yes eventhough it was an easy A for me with minimal effort but NOOOO MY DUMBASS CHOSE FUCKING BIOLOGY THE SUBJEXT I STRUGGLE WITH THE MOST AND PICKED FUCKINF DENTISTRY

BECAUSE I AK A FUCKOMG MORON

anyways

yes

[peak merlin]

alhumdulliah

[spark vigil]

I hate maths

[tame loom]

what do you wanna major in

[hasty tartan]

damn all that yap for what reason

[tame loom]

oh you said mb bruh \

[hasty tartan]

wanna major in? he's half way thru dentistry

i mean

axer

he's screaming in agony abt DENTISTRY

[spark vigil]

What did I wanna major in you mean?
I wanted to do law initially. but I didnt have a chance to go abroad. so who tf is picking law in egypt

[tame loom]

pls keep quiet

[hasty tartan]

i'm sure the whole zn knows to not take dentistry 💔

[peak merlin]

yeah 💀

[spark vigil]

there's this one kid whi wanted to go dentistry

I wanna stop them.

[hasty tartan]

stateofgrace?

[spark vigil]

who the fuck was the kid again

I don't even rmmbr he or she are making a big ass mistake

[hasty tartan]

lmao

[tame loom]

you can always become the criminal laywer in egypt, easy to be that way

[peak merlin]

look bro i left my CS degree in favor of mathematics - so its completely fine to dip if you dont forsee anything (i think)

[tame loom]

have you heard of saul goodman

[tame loom]

bro you didn't have a choice

you wanted to take cs

[peak merlin]

i actually did

[tame loom]

wdym

[hasty tartan]

damn

[tame loom]

your choice is to leave this uni probably

[peak merlin]

i could stay in pakistan and complete CS or this <- best decision

[spark vigil]

they're vile asf
also even if I was OK with that I don't have wasta

[peak merlin]

i would be crying in pakistan

now i'm crying here in style bro

[tame loom]

bro do yk what am i taking rn? lol

i was in cs too

[hasty tartan]

why didn't u continue cs in germany then

[peak merlin]

i did have the language requirments

[hasty tartan]

oh

[spark vigil]

emacs
was applying to Germany hard.

[peak merlin]

no

the easiest actually

[spark vigil]

oh what thats great

[hasty tartan]

oh

[spark vigil]

WHAT

[peak merlin]

data science

right?

[hasty tartan]

u don't require as much funds in bank comparatively

compared to usa ca aus

[peak merlin]

no there is no concept of having funds in the bank

[hasty tartan]

visa rejection is less too

[peak merlin]

you have to allocate like 12k euros to your personal bank that you open up

[hasty tartan]

i thought u needed to show 11k usd initially or sth

[tame loom]

khalas seebo

[peak merlin]

you dont need to show

[hasty tartan]

well yea that whatever it is

[peak merlin]

you need to put it aside

[hasty tartan]

oh

okok

damn for ca my dad showed bank balance and even property assets

😭

[tame loom]

i was gonna switch to that, but i switched to stats and cs program. so yea im studying both with less cs courses, more stats and maths lol

[peak merlin]

welcome to grind bro, best of luck!

[peak merlin]

you only have uni-assist bro - its so strightforward 💀

[tame loom]

thx, i will live dw dw

[peak merlin]

damn bro my 'interview' was only 1 minute and i was out

[queen hound]

🥶

[hasty tartan]

oh there ain't any interview for ca visa

[vital lintel]

I'm pretty good, tyfa!

[tame loom]

what were the questions

[vital lintel]

Nike chan!

[queen hound]

Hori-chan!

[peak merlin]

'can you please scan your fingerpints'

i was sweaty so it took couple of tries

[tame loom]

oh i had this question too at the biometric

and i passed

thoguht i was gonna fail

[hasty tartan]

emacs do u regret picking germany

[peak merlin]

oh yeah

[queen hound]

How do visa interviews work

[hasty tartan]

they just verify if u can answer what is written in the docs tbh

[peak merlin]

no not at all, alhumdulliah i earn pretty well and the quality of life is much better than pakistan

[queen hound]

Oh

[spark vigil]

cleaning piss off the sink sounds like a luxury

[hasty tartan]

Alhamdulilah. that's good honestly. good for you. would you have picked any other country?

[queen hound]

I wanna be an international student and study somewhere cool too 😔

[tame loom]

you don't have to worry about that dw

[hasty tartan]

sybau american

[peak merlin]

nope, i have seen em all

[peak merlin]

i chose that so i can be closer to university 💀

[tame loom]

better than qatar?

[queen hound]

I was js curious

[tame loom]

can i ask you the same question to you?

[peak merlin]

honestly, yes - the weather is really nice here; it plays with your mind

qatar is good for winter

[spark vigil]

fair ngl transportation can be hell

[spark vigil]

woahhh didn't expect that

[peak merlin]

summer is good, winter is bad

[queen hound]

YESS

i love german weather

[peak merlin]

i am in qatar during winters so i dont really mind

[hasty tartan]

honestly as long as you don't ever get second thoughts on this matter

[tame loom]

qatar treated you dirty bro

[peak merlin]

i got second thoughts a year ago when i was not employed 💀

now its just a matter of locking in and finishing my damn degree

[hasty tartan]

you were new , and homesickness too probs

[peak merlin]

it did, but i do consider it as home

[tame loom]

fr i wanna go back

[cunning badger]

hallo

[hasty tartan]

would you be on work visa then or masters

[queen hound]

Me too 😔

[peak merlin]

work visa, i refuse to go further

[hasty tartan]

regret !!

[hasty tartan]

realest thing u ever said

[cunning badger]

what cities did u visit

[peak merlin]

hmm how so

[queen hound]

Berlin and dusseldorf mostly

[spark vigil]

what about @tame loom do you regret?

[tame loom]

good answer

[queen hound]

Cuz my cousins live in dusseldorf

[cunning badger]

cool

[tame loom]

fr you missing that prado 😔

[peak merlin]

honestly, might asw settle at that point , but i dont really wanna plan my future cus i dont know what the future holds

[hasty tartan]

personally i did not like canada. no it's not worse than bangladesh ofc. more opportunity and bla bla. but long term living? not rlly. should've picked a better country that's good in all regards

[solar heath]

Randroid was playing

[peak merlin]

berlin is shit, dusseldorf is really nice

[spark vigil]

what would've you picked?

[spark vigil]

noting this down

[queen hound]

Yeah 😔

[hasty tartan]

i wish i could say america but it's shit. and i've not been to europe or australia. so won't say anything in this. if it were in asia, south korea or japan seems pretty nice. with huge scholarships

[peak merlin]

ohh i see where you're coming from, is it due to an identity crisis?

[queen hound]

How is america shit

[peak merlin]

i would suggest you to avoid the east

[hasty tartan]

in every way

[queen hound]

:/

[peak merlin]

oh finances speaking

hmm

[tame loom]

on 1st year, yes. and considered to go back to uae. half of 2nd year, not really. got a j*b ofc, uni started to give me a discount but little, i made important connections especially i got myself a guarantor. so things are looking solid for now

alhamdillah

[queen hound]

:/

[spark vigil]

watch the mehdi vs 20 far right conservatives.

[hasty tartan]

have you seen who runs your country now?

[queen hound]

I have

[spark vigil]

I didn't know this much uneducated existed

[hasty tartan]

yeah so case closed

[peak merlin]

alhumdulliah

[queen hound]

I guess but nothing really changed for me

[spark vigil]

alhamdullilah

inshallah it keeps getting better ya rab

[peak merlin]

employment really helps with any situation imho - you can tolerate alot

[tame loom]

bro why sad? you can easily go there, while i have to apply for visa again. my 4th schengen visa lol

[cunning badger]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-serious-staring-grinding-teeth-gif-7218640

[queen hound]

I know but my parents wont let me go alone 😔

[spark vigil]

I'm employed with no money and balding

[hasty tartan]

a convicted criminal runs the country. who tweets about starting war on other countries & had a whole breakup with elon musk & shading each other on twitter. i think he needs to slow down, his wife doesn't even like him

[tame loom]

dw, you got some years left to kick ya out

[hasty tartan]

balding is consistent 💜

[queen hound]

Okay let’s not go there

[peak merlin]

i just heard they are considering deporting those who have an american passport but come from a migrant background

[queen hound]

No politics

[cunning badger]

why man

[hasty tartan]

thik hai

[peak merlin]

yeah cus egypt

[tame loom]

inshallah

[peak merlin]

inshallah

[spark vigil]

true

going frok uae to egypt is a very humbling moment

[tame loom]

but i gave you that business idea of selling water at the new captial to the rich

[queen hound]

Idk man my family has been here since the 70s so 🤷

[tame loom]

your new passive income

[cunning badger]

ICE

despite the name they aint very cool

[spark vigil]

Real

[queen hound]

Im 2nd or 3rd generation atp so it’s a bit late for that now i guess

[hasty tartan]

not identity crisis per se. but not a good environment, i don't see settling down here long term. weird culture, its not suitable for kids either tbh. and i swear the food is cancer 😭

[peak merlin]

wait i really hope i didnt paint a picture of germany where the grass is green , i'm simply stating that its significantly better to what pakistan would have offered in every way shape or form - or even qatar

[spark vigil]

ايه لزمت كلمة دكتور و انت جزمة قديمة بتشتغل من غير فلوس

[cunning badger]

ghair faloos

without money

[peak merlin]

i was actually thinking about this today but i can assure you germany is far better for my 'kids' than pakistan

hands down

yes there is fitnah

for sure

[tame loom]

man i wonder what will it be like after finishing studies. cuz i heard they might deport people after that, no more F-1 visa

[peak merlin]

cannot deny that and the food is meh

[cunning badger]

islamic school

[peak merlin]

but i did a lil pros and cons

and the pros outweigh the cons

[spark vigil]

expneisve af.
also Islamic schools in forgeij countries are often VERY and OVERLY strict

[peak merlin]

mm yes

[spark vigil]

my cousins live in Germany trust me it's just weird asf

[peak merlin]

i know

[cunning badger]

yeah unfortunately ur right, and that causes SOME kids to stray further from Islam and do degenerate stuff when they're older

[hasty tartan]

honestly. when it comes to food. i've seen bengalis in usa and ca grow their own veggies and shit. bc there's sm chemicals and stuff. and expensive to buy organic stuff. that's why i say food is cancer, not in terms of taste tho

[peak merlin]

OH I SEE

right

[spark vigil]

yea its sad

[peak merlin]

processed goods

[hasty tartan]

yup yup

even veggies are packaged

[peak merlin]

yikes now that's bad

[hasty tartan]

like bro?

[tame loom]

i can confirm. i have been in a bengali house, stayed temporarily and they do grow veggies

[hasty tartan]

u get microwave-able nuggets and whatnot too

like how bruh

idk but i bought for convenience 💀

[peak merlin]

it is but it is up to you at the end of the day ngl

no one will bother you

[peak merlin]

BAHAH A i bought them as well and they are nasty

[tame loom]

cup noodles

[spark vigil]

no I'm saying in temrs of having kids it's just not the best place
but I 100% think and sure it's better than egypt

[vital lintel]

How are you??

[peak merlin]

in that case, the gulf is the best

[queen hound]

Im good bruv wbu

[hasty tartan]

i could feel i was eating nothing edible

[vital lintel]

I'm pretty good tyfa :>

[hasty tartan]

it's edible at least

[queen hound]

:D

[spark vigil]

real sadly they don't give nationalities so they can kick you out anytime

[peak merlin]

makes sense

[spark vigil]

thats why I want a passport of some European country

just better

[peak merlin]

i was born and rasied in qatar btw for 18 years 💀

[spark vigil]

also will look very sexy on my CV

[vital lintel]

Microwavable nugget? Yeah you'd def fit in the microwave

[spark vigil]

yea dw Ialso livdd in uae for 18 years

[tame loom]

indomie is ofc, it's the best, but others taste like cardboard cl

[spark vigil]

still not fucking nationality

[hasty tartan]

no bro

[queen hound]

INDOMIEEEEEEE

😋

[peak merlin]

please go abroad now and save your sanity

[vital lintel]

Maggi💔

Top ramen💔

[hasty tartan]

indomie > buldak dare i say

[tame loom]

bro have you tried the black packed one? the spiciest one

[peak merlin]

its a huge challenge but trust me its worth it

[queen hound]

Yes

[queen hound]

Yes

[spark vigil]

Masters isA dentistry/med are wayyy to expensive for bachelor and hard to get a scholarship for. they're more lenient with post grad.

I got 4 scholarships rejected.

FOUR

[tame loom]

it's like buldak but 100000% better

[queen hound]

Yessssssssssssss

😋

Now im hungry 😔

[spark vigil]

buldak is shit bro nothing competes with og

[cunning badger]

buldak with a slice of cheese

[hasty tartan]

which one is og

[peak merlin]

INSHALLAH, i really hope you stay firm during that time

[cunning badger]

and soft boiled eggs

[spark vigil]

indomie

[hasty tartan]

i had ramen like a few hrs ago

from japanese place

😝

[peak merlin]

bro is on a terrible diet

oh

[hasty tartan]

oh

[spark vigil]

Inshallah ya rab.

[tame loom]

yeah i saw your story. so giving food when?

pls

[spark vigil]

@lofty tartan

[cunning badger]

i had ramen with that mexican nihari

[hasty tartan]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WHY WOULD U TAG HIM

[cunning badger]

🥀

[spark vigil]

@lofty tartan

[queen hound]

😔

[tame loom]

it's a scam fr

[peak merlin]

i have a bunch of friends from egypt who grew up in the gulf and cannot survive in egypt 💀

[cunning badger]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-alexish8ithere-side-eye-emoji-gif-4017160042268248393

[hasty tartan]

tf

[peak merlin]

that's why i was saying that i really hope you stay firm

[hasty tartan]

how is nihari mecian

mexican

[cunning badger]

nah its a mexican dish that tastes like nihari

i forgt the name

[hasty tartan]

oh

[tame loom]

i can't survive egypt. i moved out like 15 years ago

[hasty tartan]

@fresh parrot hi

[spark vigil]

Yk I hate it here. I rlly do. But it's good I didn't stay in uae because living here means you can live anywhere. Cairo is shit man. It builds alot of character and just you know how to deal with shot

[peak merlin]

yeah i can imagine

[queen hound]

Oh birria?

[cunning badger]

yeahh birria

[peak merlin]

yeah honestly, you have to see this - you will appreciate life much more later because then you will have a good point of comparison

[tame loom]

@hasty tartanya 7amara

[queen hound]

😋

[tame loom]

selfish person

[hasty tartan]

no

[tame loom]

bruhhhh

[spark vigil]

yea everytike I visit uae again I just appreciate it alot more than I used to

alhamdullilah

[peak merlin]

alhumdulliah

[hasty tartan]

alhamdulilah

[queen hound]

Alhamdulillah

[peak merlin]

i swear if i was in qatar rn - i would not have a point of comparision so i would be very ungreatful

[hasty tartan]

ho u is muslim?

[queen hound]

Yeah

[tame loom]

bro after coming back to egypt, people were like what's with my accent. cuz my dialect is different now

[peak merlin]

kinda needed to stay in pakistan for awhile

[tame loom]

i no longer belong to this place

[peak merlin]

yeah identity crisis hits hard

people dont even consider me to pakistani bro

[spark vigil]

frrr
didn't realize shit was served on a silver platter until I came here to apply for uni

[peak merlin]

i simply do not have a accent or anything and my urdu was trash

[spark vigil]

Ppl thought I was russian and didn't speak to me because they thought I wasn't egyptian

[peak merlin]

mm exactly

[tame loom]

its ok india is good too

for you

[peak merlin]

even in pakistan bro

[hasty tartan]

it aint..

[tame loom]

wtf, now i wonder how do you look like

[peak merlin]

'oh this guy is abroad ka bacha'

[queen hound]

“Where are you FROM from?”

[hasty tartan]

pakistan keep up smh

[peak merlin]

pakistan

[spark vigil]

Tbh I don't look Russian my accent just sucks ass

[cunning badger]

getting head massage with sarson ka teyl from india

[spark vigil]

they say it got fixed a lil bit now

[queen hound]

“Where are you from?”
“Florida”
“No but where are you FROM from?”
“Oh my parents are from Pakistan”

[tame loom]

but you are more indian than him

[queen hound]

😔

[peak merlin]

i could say doha, qatar but thats not really true

[hasty tartan]

most bengalis are brown skinned

[spark vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-tear-clothes-muscle-white-hair-strong-gif-20875765

face reveal

[tame loom]

ohhh ok ik why. so there are so many russians and ukrainians living in egypt trying to speak arabic in egypt dialect ofc and their accent is kind of broken too

[peak merlin]

hey i think you're doing much better than me ngl, you actually decided to integrate with your society

[tame loom]

they have mistaken you with them

[tame loom]

indians brown skinned too no?

[peak merlin]

BAHAHAH

[peak merlin]

this shiz angers me bro

[hasty tartan]

most yea

i was agreeing w you

[spark vigil]

if you live in paki just as I'm living her trust me you would've been the same dw. it's not yk a skill I didn't even try to fix it. It just happened

[tame loom]

damn ok

[peak merlin]

y'all are forgetting the northen regions of both india and pakistan, people are white 😭

[tame loom]

its ok bro, someday someone might believe where you are from

[peak merlin]

i'm from the north

[hasty tartan]

pakistanis have distinctive features. mostly fair skin. sharp & long nose and face

[spark vigil]

maybe tbh idk I always spoke to my parents 3adi in arabic but they never said anything so I never thought anything was wrong

[peak merlin]

i decided to take the isolated route , i crap you not

i had 0 friends in pakistan

[tame loom]

just be careful when you go outside and you wanna buy something but they think you are russian (tourist price)

[peak merlin]

LONG NOSE 😭

[hasty tartan]

THEYRE LONG

comparatively

to

[peak merlin]

I KNOW

[hasty tartan]

bengalis

oh

SO I WAS NOT EVEN WRONG

LMAO

[peak merlin]

no they say i got the kashmiri nose 😭

[spark vigil]

and thats fine. I don't have any in my batch. I'm friends with ppl from other batches/majors
they're raised diff. you're raised diff. their interests the way receive comments the way they deliver them. It's just diff

[hasty tartan]

which is what

[peak merlin]

LONG NOSE

[hasty tartan]

LMAO

[peak merlin]

mm yes

[harsh pond]

@peak merlin wheres ctrl x

[spark vigil]

tbh dentistry doesn't have alot of guys

[harsh pond]

We gotta bring back bullying

[spark vigil]

which is smthn I never expected

[tame loom]

thats why you look like mr bean

[hasty tartan]

so its mostly females?

[spark vigil]

yeaaa

[peak merlin]

yeah i know the feeling, keep chugging along bro

[spark vigil]

like 75% of them are females

[peak merlin]

good question

[peak merlin]

BAHAHA yeah

[hasty tartan]

and still somehow most docs and dentists in the world are males

weird

[peak merlin]

bro is fr going through a trial

[hasty tartan]

😭

[harsh pond]

Kfc sampled this data themselves

[hasty tartan]

ok princess

[spark vigil]

tbh idk abt that but I can tell you for sure that when we are divided into smaller sections
the girls are 27 and we are 3 guys.

[tame loom]

who is zaid?

[peak merlin]

its the smae in pakistan bro

[tame loom]

i might have forgotten someone

[peak merlin]

my wife

[tame loom]

ohhhhh

ok

[harsh pond]

Yup

[hasty tartan]

but he told me hes not married

[spark vigil]

emacs why aren't u accepting friend requests

[tame loom]

he is having doubts

[peak merlin]

i broke up with zaid bro

[spark vigil]

cheating bro

[hasty tartan]

oh

oh

[harsh pond]

^^^

[hasty tartan]

so he lied to me

[tame loom]

divorced? wut happened

[peak merlin]

@harsh pond did i mean nothing bro 😭

[spark vigil]

who got the mahr

[harsh pond]

Nah its like

How do I explain this

[hasty tartan]

yh and how much was it

[harsh pond]

We were all married

[hasty tartan]

whos ALL

[cunning badger]

this guy claims to be pakistani

[harsh pond]

Me him, that edexcell guy, std male

[cunning badger]

do yall believe him

[spark vigil]

who was all

[tame loom]

wtf

[harsh pond]

Etc

[peak merlin]

i guess?

[harsh pond]

@peak merlin plz confirm that we were all married

[tame loom]

and now you are happily divorced with all

[peak merlin]

yes i can confirm

[hasty tartan]

yeah. he pakistani from karachi. with the fuckboy look going on

[spark vigil]

he's lying on a fine line of "aap tarboose hein" and "DONT REDEEM THE CARD"

[cunning badger]

spot on

he from karachi

[harsh pond]

Karachi 😭

[hasty tartan]

KNEW IT

HAHAHHA

[spark vigil]

LMAOOO

[harsh pond]

@peak merlin she just called me a k*rachi res

[peak merlin]

WHO

[tame loom]

ngl but he looks like a friend of mine from bd

[hasty tartan]

WHO

[peak merlin]

do not take this insult lightly bro

[harsh pond]

None of my visions are from Karachi

We hate karachi visions

[peak merlin]

VISION 😭

I REMEMBER VISION

indeed

[harsh pond]

Me too, my vision

[peak merlin]

thank you my vision

[spark vigil]

what's wrong with kirachi ppl

[hasty tartan]

mostly the richer ppl live here i think?

idk

[harsh pond]

Bro these kids

[tame loom]

i think so

[peak merlin]

...

[harsh pond]

@peak merlin they dont know the lore

[hasty tartan]

i think the better question is whats wrong with pakistani people

[peak merlin]

ikr

[spark vigil]

so if I am rich am I kirachi

[peak merlin]

they have no idea about the way atif aslam said vision

[hasty tartan]

its karachi

[harsh pond]

True

[hasty tartan]

and

[spark vigil]

its karachi to be rich?

[peak merlin]

i beg to differ

rich people live in lahore

[harsh pond]

Lahore is rhe richest city on earth

[hasty tartan]

nai?

idk

[harsh pond]

@peak merlin pull up pics

[peak merlin]

i gotchu bro

[spark vigil]

PAKISTAN ZINDIBAD✊

ISLAMABAD LAHORE
FASLIBAD🤟🤟🤟🤝🤝🤝🤝

[tame loom]

yasta lah 2nta 3aya takoon pakistani lah daragady? 💀

[hasty tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/pakistan-flag-flag-of-pakistan-gif-27683236

[spark vigil]

بستهبل والله

[tame loom]

bor this looks like JBR in dubai

[harsh pond]

Bro look at this rf value

[peak merlin]

RF VALUE IS WILD

[harsh pond]

LOLLLL

[hasty tartan]

yk its like posh areas. except karachi isnt posh i heard. honestly idek. im speaking from assumption based on bangladesh

[peak merlin]

i think these mfs need to see dha lahore

[harsh pond]

@peak merlin i love how these non pakis are debating about a country they dont know anything about

[harsh pond]

TRUE

[peak merlin]

ikr

[hasty tartan]

aapne geography nhi liye?

[tame loom]

bro what

[harsh pond]

DHA durinh winter

[peak merlin]

MASHALLAH

[spark vigil]

whata DHA

[peak merlin]

is that you??

[harsh pond]

🤦‍♂️

[peak merlin]

Defense Housing Authority

[harsh pond]

Bro these mids are pissing me off

[harsh pond]

No i wish

[peak merlin]

nah man, we gotta educate

[harsh pond]

This is me

[tame loom]

Dubai Health Authority

i hope that answered your question

[spark vigil]

which one is it.

[peak merlin]

MASHALLAH

okay here is an actual picture

[tame loom]

i kept heaing DHA in uae alot thats how ik lol

[spark vigil]

ohh ok

[peak merlin]

@harsh pond dont tell me that you dont remember this bro

the McDonalds right next to it

[tame loom]

is it rare?

[peak merlin]

no

[harsh pond]

Ofc

[peak merlin]

i just remember this intersection

[peak merlin]

here is what our house looked like before you cheated on me

(this one is actually in lahore 💀 )

[tame loom]

what is ur house rn

[peak merlin]

the one you're making in minecraft

[tame loom]

oh the basement level house where you rented but still 3 months rent due

[peak merlin]

mm yes

[harsh pond]

Chat am I the rundi for not wanting to share my house with our k*rachi phone thief, chua walla burger, food colored biryani house maid?

[peak merlin]

FOOD COLORED BIRYANI 😭

ok kiddos, i must depart - the toilet is now free and alhumdulliah and a fantastic oppurtunity has opened up for me to synergize with my bed!
Gute nacht und auf wiedersehen.

[harsh pond]

Same

[fiery latch]

WOW MASHALLAH LAHORE SO BEAUTIFUL

[civic lily]

Wassup

Oh shit which uni are you at

Bro it's Brave

You dumbfuck

[plain dome]

Is anyone good at English

Someone help with my eng 3 hw pls

R my answers correct?

[analog sequoia]

no

[hasty tartan]

how am i supposed to know that cunt

but he yh he said so

[woeful plover]

Ummm hi 👋🏻

Any Pakistanis ?

[ivory hill]

Mardan, Pakistan

[woeful plover]

🤓avg Pakistani zameendaar

[frank wyvern]

no sorry im east european

don't wanna get into specifics

[woeful plover]

[woeful plover]

What could I possibly do with that information that would stop you from going into specifics

[woeful plover]

Supp

Where you from ?

[solar heath]

ylk7776 was playing

[wary lantern]

Pluto

[frank wyvern]

stop pressuring me

[stark brook]

Stop pressuring him smh

[civic lily]

From his fuckin name cunt

Like you didn't even guess

[civic lily]

Skill issue

[hasty tartan]

HOW WILL I KNOW

HIS NAME IS ZAID

IN THIS ONE

😡

and its a diff account too not the old one

[winter valley]

zaid ibn sabit

[hasty tartan]

am i supposed to know this

[winter valley]

no

[civic lily]

You saw the account name had Zaid, you saw he was in my friends list

Like put 2 and 2 together

[hasty tartan]

no i didnt know his name

but

i thought its him bc

anxiety is added

[civic lily]

Oh did he change the server nickname later lol

Nvm then

[hasty tartan]

its been zaid since i asked. but i didnt know his name was zaid tho 😭😭

it couldve been him or zephron

or

any other desi

[civic lily]

Damn

Skill issue

[hasty tartan]

and bitch trynna gaslight me with all 'i met rixzz in uni then i met rest'

be fr

'life exists outside znotes'

its as if i was fighting delusions

[civic lily]

Skill

Issue

[hasty tartan]

shup up cunt

hows ur j*b

[civic lily]

Lmfao

They can't afford to give me shifts anymore

They're broke

So I'm broke

Smfh

[hasty tartan]

HAH

[civic lily]

Haven't worked since like May

[hasty tartan]

wtf

no way bruv

u have applied elsewhere too right

[civic lily]

I've been applying for a few month

Shits tough

But I have an interview coming up on Tuesday

So let's see

[hasty tartan]

damn shower before going

indian

[civic lily]

LMFAO

I go to interviews in the fuckin sexiest suit ok

[hasty tartan]

i doubt you can pull it off

[civic lily]

You can't ragebait me

0/8

[hasty tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-gif-21253018

this u?

[vital lintel]

💀

[mint hemlock]

what

evidence?

[hasty tartan]

what are u on abt dumbass

[vital lintel]

same question

[mint hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/mort-madagascar-mort-mort-scared-mort-worried-gif-26094650

[hasty tartan]

no way ur asking for pics online in the big 2025

[civic lily]

Wait I'll send DM

[hasty tartan]

EWW i dont wanna see u

[plain dome]

I hate English bruh

[mint hemlock]

you're speaking it

[analog sequoia]

boo

[vital lintel]

kirbs

i made kirby

using clay

[civic lily]

Dont lie

[plain dome]

I can speak it without knowing regionalism or naturalism or Stephen cranes take on prostitution bro

[analog sequoia]

proof

[vital lintel]

gimme a sec

[analog sequoia]

prostitution is very important smh

[analog sequoia]

its the key to economy

[plain dome]

Stephen crane definitely had some mental issues

His stories are way too unsettling

[vital lintel]

It's my first clay art lowk

[mint hemlock]

AWW

[analog sequoia]

without prostitution cities would crumble

[mint hemlock]

PHENOMENAL

[plain dome]

Some cities

[vital lintel]

THANKS MAE

[analog sequoia]

now eat it thats what i did w my clay art

[vital lintel]

[mint hemlock]

oh my god im eating kirby now

KIRBY LOOKS SO EDIBLE

[vital lintel]

It's very chewable

[mint hemlock]

hell yes keep making clay art

[vital lintel]

YES😭

[vital lintel]

Idk what to make next

[mint hemlock]

jb approved!!

[analog sequoia]

the day the sell edible clay here is the day they will be out of stock within minutes

[mint hemlock]

food!!

i loove clay food

[vital lintel]

same

[mint hemlock]

edible slime 😭

[vital lintel]

Woahhhhhh so goated

[analog sequoia]

ok ion fw slime

[mint hemlock]

i love food based clay things

[vital lintel]

Hmm but I wanna make some characters thingy

[mint hemlock]

clay minecraft cake please

[mint hemlock]

oo

pikachu?

[vital lintel]

that's a good idea hmmm

[analog sequoia]

no

[vital lintel]

pikachu hmmm

[analog sequoia]

make eevee

[vital lintel]

eve

[plain dome]

We will eventually be learning about Jeffrey Epstein in history books

[vital lintel]

which eve

[mint hemlock]

hyell yeah eevee

just eevee

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-eevee-eevee-gif-12523324096915054262

[vital lintel]

eevee

I don't remember

OH

yes

Aren't there

[analog sequoia]

pikachu is an overrated fatfuck

[vital lintel]

5 types of them

[mint hemlock]

7 types

yeah

[analog sequoia]

7

[vital lintel]

oh

[mint hemlock]

no 8

[vital lintel]

fire

[mint hemlock]

wait

[vital lintel]

I used to play Pokemon unite without knowledge of pokemon

[mint hemlock]

IT IS 8

[hasty tartan]

it was against my will

[vital lintel]

so goated

[analog sequoia]

it is i

8

i forgor about glaceon

[vital lintel]

woah

[mint hemlock]

glacion
leafion
flareon
umbreon
sylveion
espion
jolteon
vaporeon

8

THERE

🔥

[vital lintel]

I'm making a painting

[analog sequoia]

i played that game reached one of the highest rank and then i started playing league this is a sign hori

[mint hemlock]

ooo paintings

[analog sequoia]

A for effort

[vital lintel]

We should play pokemon unite together.

[vital lintel]

Yesssss

[analog sequoia]

i deleted it

[mint hemlock]

can i join... 🥹

[vital lintel]

YES

[vital lintel]

Download it then

ez

[analog sequoia]

i havent played in like over a year ill be so washed

[vital lintel]

Even I deleted

[vital lintel]

^

^

same

[mint hemlock]

redownload 🙄