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Hey i just met u๐ซฐ
And this is crazy ๐
But heres my number ๐
So call me maybe ๐
maesal do u not like king julian anymore
yes i did go open ur kink files in ur brain
i love mort
maesal am I fired from ur audition
IM GOOD THANK U HBU
Gave +1 rep to h3lpmebro!
STOP EMBARRASSING ME MOM
UGH
no ur not
Maesal do u hate king julian
i prefer mort
Rick??
MOOM?!?!?!
Mae-chan are you running for president
THATS HORRENDOUS
maesal can you lobotomise me
IM DOING HORRIBLE THANKS I HAVE THE WORST HEADACHE AND MAMA WONT GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE
not rick
Gave +1 rep to maesaltheweasel!
so im playing ultrakill
SLOOOW TF DOWN
maesal are you a man
King julian~~
Maesal do u have a cat
Mae-chan when are you gonna perform surgery on my feet
Go rest then u dumb fuck
Maesal when will u play miencraft
Wait what was the other lemur called
yes i can confirm
STOP
why cqan u confirm
I JUST GOT OFF
i slept 12 hours
Mae can u help me in my swahili exam
wtf and you didnt tell me
maesal is helpy gay
Mae-chan are you gonna make a mort movie
Go sit outside and drink water
O read that as OF
and
i drank water
that's tmi maesal ewwwwwwwww
INSHALLAH
Hi, im women
fuck you
maesal can you keep that to yourself
Oh erm take painkillers
Fuck you
Yes please
i had tylenol
Maesal do u hate us stil
nike im3gonna block you
Awww
I wanna squeeze his necl
Watch his eyes pop out
Like those stress balls
Maesal what will gabriel think
sexual harassment
PUT DOWN THE DEVICE๐ญ
sleep if u have a headache
THIS IS FOR MY SAFETY
skill issue
6-2 is SO ANNOYING
LMAO
I come from SA ๐ณ๐ฌ
brutal ๐
LMAOO
๐ฅ
Mae-chan when is the next knee surgery
sexual assault
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
๐ก
i slept 12 hrs
13
Babe that's nigeria
Maesal can we have knee surgery tmr
Mhm
I come from france ๐ฉ๐ช
sure
tell ur e crush to stop harassing me
NOOO
TJATS SA
๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ
EXPLODE HIS BALLS
Is that ireland
AYE
ARR
we should ban hawk
๐ฎ๐ช this is nigeria right
Hai I'm from Egypt ๐จ๐ณ
its all his fault
i hate you helpy
isnt that italy
Yes
Im from canada ๐บ๐ธ
nvm im blind
And egypt is ๐ฌ๐ญ
im from mexico๐ณ๏ธโ๐
REHEHEHEHEH
all the hot women from this country
I never knew that was the usa
mexico?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Im from switzerland ๐ฎ๐ณ
did mexico invade usa
๐ฅ
hawk
Maesal are we going to be safe
๐ฒ๐ณ did not invade ๐ต๐ฑ
Google is not trustworthy
#MaesalIt
Mae can u pls protect us with ur big beefy arms
The minions have taken over google
#Itrustgang
I saw
This reel on insta
Abt how iran is targeting SA next
And the comments were filled with stuff like
'We are south africa. We fear no one๐ณ๐ฌ'
THE CONSTITUTION OF BOTSWANA
maesal why aren't you giving shelter to the homeless
I HAD IT IN MY POCKET
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE DID THE CONSTITUTION OF BOTSWANA GO
๐ญ
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HAD IT WITH ME A FEW MINS AGO
CAN I BORROW YOUR CONSTITUTION OF BOTSWANA
yes
Can confirm im lesotho
im from poland ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Im from ivory coast ๐ฎ๐ช
Ilaughed so hard
Was gonna send it
But realized
None of my friends
Wpuld ge tit
Sad
But but
I get it
Ge tit
Ahahahah
maybe start typing in sentences
Ahahahaha
Yes
As long as its not
Chad
Please
Ew no
Tit ๐คค
How about the country next to chad
Can i say it
Without gettinh banned
Yess
But i dont have your insta ๐ญ
Niger?
NEXT TO CHAD
YES
niger
Whats so bas abt it
It's a country
Oh
Oh jndeed
Its not even pronounced the same
I know dvery african country
Not by me tho
I really hope muscle memory doesn't take over
Lovely
utopia
nike sybau
How daew you not mention the best one first
Okay pop off king
Morocco
we got einstein over here
Ivory coast
Equatorial guinea
All my friends play geoguessr everyday
oh fair enough
Unironically you're right ๐
No cuz
Thats just a stereotype
#nevertalktome
A Pakistani acc asked me if my country is in Europe
So om kinda surprised too
#feelincunty
wow
How many states does india have
Cunty?
Imma try to name as many as i can
stop
28 yeah
Punjab
Uhh
Tamil nadu
Arumachal
uh
Bengal
delhi
Hawk
You are Indian yes?
That'd a union territory
bangalore
Wait no
Not a state
yes
haw
UP idk what it stands for
why do yk sm ๐ก
Oh
Uttar Pradesh
Andra
Andra is
Himachal Pradesh
LMAO
Uhh
Yep
ODISHA
did u say rajasthan
NAGALAND
That's a city
TAJASTHAN
I wanna say Pakistani
But
I feel thats wrong
Is it not a state
West bengal
I knew that
Mizoram
no u didnt
Haryana
Yep
lies
NO
Tripura?
Goated state ngl
Nope, it's a city
Kerala
Goa?
Fs
Did i say gujrat
Union territory
yes
I always mix yall up
India
Pakistan
Is that racist?
Telangana?
They are practically the same people, just different nationalities
๐ญ
No shit
HELP ME OUT A BIT
Chandigarh?
Is it not a state
City
?
I cant
I dont wven know how many regions ar ein my country
Wait let me check
Jharkand?
Yep
Baljeet
Thats not a state
But I like how it sounds
We got a group for geographical George's over here
Ok letโs do major cities
Ask me about any major cities and iโll huess which state
That's the name of the Indian boy in Phineas and ferb
Itโs in
Im more of a Nat geo wild
Geography bores me
Lmao
Baljeet
Itโs with a B
I always thought it was M
Uh
BANGKOK
Bruv
I want to bang kok
I thought you'd say Phillipines or Thailand
Im gonna guess itโs somewhere north
Manila and Bangkok
Sounds like
A community on tiktok
For like gangs
Yeee
Himachal pradesh?
Lmao
Nike does gove Filipino
Kashmir actually
Ah
Give
Yep
Hell yeah
Im ethnically pakistani
With beautiful people
How do yall know so much
Andra is understandable
But nike
๐ญ
Woah??
I love geography
I love history
I play geoguessr a lot
Fire
And i play globle a lot
Ok Nike, where do you think is wessex?
Did you not know ๐ญ
Ohh
My ma love geo
But i space out every time i try to learn it
Uh huh
Type shi
NO
I THOUGHT
VIETNAMESE OR LIKE FILIPINO
Uh huh
Idk why
Lmao
Proly the pfp
It's in England yes
Yeah i have no clue
Heh
Havenโt heard of wessex
Oh?
Is it somewhere around the somerset area?
No
Nvm it was an ancient kingdom
The UK is made up of
I thought it'd be present today to
England
Scotland
Wales
Ireland
Northern Ireland is part of the UK
Irish and Scottish accent are oke of my fave
Ok nike
They are indeed cool
F*ance
๐ญ
Ok
My mom would love nike
Ummm
She loves these kinda things
Where is Toulouse?
Same
And look at a pic of a sky and go
Oh thats Frace
fr*nce
and i think it has 2 S
hi shit
Hii
hydd
Good
Crazt
Hi milady
Or
Milad
nice nice
And what about Valencia??
painted lady red
My dad j fought w every1 and is now sitting in silence
ref
Youre asking me places where ive been dawg
BALENCIAGA
Yeah that was easy
My cousin was there a few weeks ago
Leaving the mall too late all restraunts r closed
Plus ive been to spain too bruv
๐ญ
Bruh
why r yhey closed so early
Woah
Where have you NOY been to
Ikr it's not even 10
A lot of places
Youre js asking me about famous places in europe
I've never even heard of these before
Bro what
Ok cebu
I wish I could travel
Last time I tried
I got lost in the airport
And we lost my sisters suitcase
same ngl
Where is cebu
Valencia is one of the largest cities in spain
CUBA
theyre tryna starve you
valerie
Philippines?
No
Yep
Issok McDonald's was open
Awe๐
Ive never been to the philippines but my dad has
I wana go to
Japan
But China works
Ok nicosia
oh thats good
Where is Nicosia
I went to China Town today same thing
whatd you ge thto
Cyprus
fr
๐ญ๐ญ
Fuck you
Iced tea I wasn't hungry
I went to china mall
Crazy
We went to greece and thought why not
And Valletta?
I met a femboy from Cyprus once
oh fair
Where is Valleta
slide number
Bet
Capital of malta iirc
I was about to ask a Greek city, now I wont
๐ฒ๐น
Correct
thx
Gave +1 rep to .sh1t!
Lmao
Guys
If i do go to china
Imma be in one ofthe coldest city
Never experienced winter
So this migjt be a rlly bad idea
Wtf is malta
Might die
A country
Isn't that an orange typw
Lappeenranta
A country
Between sicily and the north african coast
Where is it
FINLAND
Yes
Nike
Hm
This migjt be a weird question
But how big is you head
I am out of cities
The name sounds scandinavian too
Idk dawg
Maybe try outside of europe ๐ญ
The Scandinavian names have weird dialects
OTS BEEN ONLY 30 MINITES???
I THOUGHT AN HOUR PASSED
Ok
Fuck this
How about
Yep
Imma gonna buy pizza
Ok
Lmao
Myanmar?
Where is it?
Correct
What about Port Blair
aka burma
Oh
I tgought you just punched in keys
We have a place here called that
For the military
Insane
Can i get a hint
About its geographical location
It's in the same province as the sentinalese
Sounds fancy
France
Oh india?
Oop
Yaya
When two nerds
Are left together
Uh
Fr
Maldives?
Which administrative division
How about uhh
Kham
Malteasers
What about Kham
Sounds
How do them models do this everyday
I dunno shit that deep
Maybe mongol
YESS
LORD O WANT SOME RN
I've never had
Insane
Is it chinese?
MASTIFF
This mofo knows every fucking shit
how come
is it good
THEYRE DO GOOD
SO GOOD OMG
Tibetan yes
Im into geography lmao
So chinese
Idk never brought
Hell yeah good guess
hi nico
I bit my cousin ove rit once
you shoul try them
And got kneed in the eyed
Will see
oh
hi helpy
hi shitttttttttt
hi nike
Very fun
hi bam
Brain exercise
It was worht is
THEY WERE ANIMAL SHAPED
HIIIII NICOOร
Harro nico-chan
HYD
NICO
HI
HYD
HYD
I have work dawg, igtg hit the books
Good good wbu
Catch ya later
DO U REMEMBER ME BRO
GOOD WBU
NOOOO
Bye bye
YESY
YES LMAO
HAI SHITTTT
Youre that guy
THAT WAS FUN
hyd
IMAANNNNรN EHHYYYYYY
Yes
IM GOOD
anyone else wanna
HRUUUUU
I AM EATING SUBWAYYYYYYYY
after so fucking long
whats with the spanish n ๐ญ
Whats that
The bread is soggy but wtvr
W I j finished my ice tea
Ohhhh
My fingers r soggy
Would u mind if a girl spoke a lil espanol today
Enchiladas
oh
WHY ARENT THER ANY GOOD RESTAURANTS HERE
๐
wash them smh
I want sandwgich
NOT EVEN MC DONALDS
my fault
๐๐๐๐
Crazy
fast food place!! They sell sandwiches
Shit when r u gonna get on boarded bro
From the ice
Yum
From the cut
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love popeyes
RIFHT
Idk man
Istg
If I do go to uni on US
FIRST DAY
KMMA EAT FROM EVET DAST FOOD PLACE
its ok
Are you muslim
make sure its halal first
ISOK BRO ๐๐
get daves hot chicken
My sis told me
Theres this place
Called hesrt attack
Gotta try it
HELL YEAG
In vegas?
no
Nope
?
I think so
not at all
Oh
nawww
Itโs not
Here it is
Ofc dawg
yea bcuz muslim country
The US isny a muslim country
No??
literally
Im not in a Muslim country
Majority of the population
same difference
Its mostly Christian
which country
๐งโโ๏ธ
(Probably)
Tanzania?
Yeah
Oman
No
Think west
Think Africa
ghana
South Africa
Benin?
No
Mali?
The gambia?
Chad
No
Guinea?
No
Somalia
Nigeria?
Helpun shush
Niger?
why
Close
Senegal?
Cus
Its fun
No
Liberia?
no
Sierra leone?
no
Mauritania?
that sounds like a celeb name
Kanye ref
no
think
Coastal
CAR?
Hm
Ghana?
Yup
yesh
Ah
Hehe
Now why
Do ppl guess oman
because there r lots of people living in oman here
๐ญ
I SAID CLOAE WHEN YOU SAID NIGERIA
And didnt say nun on burkina faso either
Ojh
NIGERIA DOESNT EVEN BORDER GHANA
Did u say?
I think i did
YES BUT
IF YOU WERE TRULY A GEO GUY
NIGERIA
IS BASICALLY GHANA AND VICE VERSA
Huh
Okay
Bro what
WE ARE LIKE
THE SAME
BUT we hate each other
Idk
gts
Go to sleep
no thankjs
US
Or China
Oo where in the US
Ah
I got in unis in Ohio
And Chicago
Oo congrats dawg
Yup
Ty ๐
Gave +1 rep to addicted_to_breathing!
Oh well
Or I migjt stay here
Cus planes terrify me
Congrays
For the first time
OHIO
This year
Ohhhh
How was it
THATS WHERE IM GOING
Tyy
Gave +1 rep to .sh1t!
And i was lowk scared but it was fun
It was fun
WOAH
????
YEAH
Gyat I was in ohio before I met u
im going to u of cincy
I rizzed too much and thats an issue
did u get into OSU
I would habe gone fs
But trump ruined my plans
NOO
I WAS GONNA APPLY
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
Can I ?
WHAT UNI DID U GET THEN
The visas
And uh
Trumo.banned half if Africa
bro what
Akron
๐ญ๐ญ
YAYAYAYA
Yyp
did u apply for visa
Bug grimace shake
Not yet
Im sure if I try
I migjt not get it
Nicee
My eyes make my experience witj airports
Not so good
What happens if i stay in a country after my visa expires
deportation
Hmm
Maybe
My ma is scared
Cus
Trump is kinda unpredictable
So even if I do get in
No one knows what would ahppen next
Do you still get deported
Ew trump
Im not sure
how does that even work
im sure if u follow the rules you'll be fine
its lowk not that bad
The ice
Id deport kids who were American
Im in pakistan on a visa
But im a pakistani citizen
Will i get deported
True
Ill talk to my ma one more time
Cus I got into my program there
Ans I rlly wanna go
aww yeahhh
ohio is a rly great state
you'd love it there
Im actually curious now
To uhh
Their parents original country
But their can inly be there for a while
Cus their not citizens
Cuz why would they deport me
exactly
I am in my parentsโ original country dawg
Yeahh
But of I dont get
Its off to Harbin for me
fingers crossed for u fr
Oh
Hm
Then you could be safe
Idk
Tyy
Gave +1 rep to stateofchaos13!
Try to get deported from pakistan
Is that illegal?
Ohalr
I mean
Do you rlly wanna be there rn?
Wow
I mean
I dont wanna get drafted for war
But im not safe here either
๐ญ
Fair
Ok no politics i dont wanna get banned
Yeahh
Same
notazza and Sceptrell were playing
Apparently crane is mathematically the best starter but I prefer adieu
Yo
hi
@cinder acorn
@hasty tartan
@honest anchor
do u guys
happen to remember
thy soul
@hushed pewter
@blazing mason
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