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LMAOAOKSOAMO
goated ngl
Ben stokes
aapko mutthi maarna accha lagta hai kya (do you like punching me?) bc u say what I would do if u punched me
i know i read this :3
can confirm this is lies (i was the phone)
oh...
i dont like doing that to u
Ben strokes
you used to call me on my cellphone
me and who chat me and who π
WHAT OPHONE
im glad you don't like punching me π₯°
thats a woman
π
fely
guys if i got a buzzcut again what would u do
OH...
idk
point and laugh
again?? π¨
guys geagle left me on sent
LMAOOOO
im alr POINTING AND LAUGHING AT U π€¬π€¬π€¬
great idea @fair dock u should go bald
yeah i had one
baldys basics the goat of modern maths
thank you that means I'm funny
Gave +1 rep to ad4tiii_!
i love u
no not agaun'
nico π
why not π
word
funnily noegh
am considering it
i promised one of my friends id
let him cut my hair
if i got into one of my 4 top colleges
i got into one of them so
now i owe him the opportuint y to busz my hair
"either you look dogshit with a buzzcut and get the motivation (most men) or you look absolutely handsome"
LMFAO
ion need
SHE HAS OTHER HOES
a buzzcuty
GEAGLE YOU UGNORED ME
same
MISS YOUR MESSAGES
NO??
bc i looked like a politician kast time
@frank wyvern he misses u
you still do
wtf
this is a compliment btw
oh
all new politicians are π€€
YAY!
but when is she gonna stand with you?
i thought this was what u meant
lonely ass
π
it's ok
NO
i relate
its ok yk
π
(trust totally π―)
wtv its the new age
?????? no
u can do wtv u want..
and do mutthi or wtv
π
dw we stan a secure mutthad king
DAWG WHAT
π she means the female version
π
huh
this is ur sign to learn hindi
I KNOW LITLLE BIT
js say smth
ill tell u what it mean
"i know little bit π€ " ahh
uhh
sheesh
??????
chalo woh sab bhool jao
pls exokain
humaari female version kab
making it worse
whah
OH TRHIS MEANS OK LETS FORGET ABOUT UT
weβre both freaky
yes good
smart girl
we're both smart
is this what appreciation kinks manifest themselves as
when our female version??
yes
oh...
??????
yes
wtf bro
did he drop
donda dropped
is it leaks or real
real
IS IT GOOD
trademarked
REAK
couldnt care less atp fuck kanye
i heard baby keem lowkey
helpunhelpun is it godo
maa chudaava launda
pardon
translate this @fair dock
ok wait
yes ur pardoned
π
no problem
LMAOO
i forgive you
i have NO idea
π
keep it that way
WHAT???
i think supernova wants you to translate it so he can call you 'smart girl' again π
WHAT????????
LMAOO
IM A HE
WHAT
can someone pls give me proper translatuion
not me ask geagle
google translate is fucking me up bro
yea
GEAGLE listen to it lowkey
yay
dont lie
true love is an old song
really
ft X
first song is repost
fair enough
yeah
yeah
it's good though
third one kinda wack
felt
"baby im free like a homeless person" ~ ye
did u atleast try to tell it ur a minor
yo chat
absolute cinema
chat i saw this reel
and i thought it was kinda interesting right
if your life was a TV show
crazy btw
i literally am sorry
who's the character that the audience would be rooting for you to get with
Truman show
shii
goat movie
her π
would they though?
would the AUDIENCE like her?
probably idk
if the audience has my taste
they would know
prolly one of ur male friends ur gay
i have 2 balls
whos her π
i choose to ignore that
oh
her π
lmfaoooo
bro he's delusional as fuck
ill have to see this for myself
to have loved and lost is worse than to have never loved at all waali uski
dms
π bet
sigh
π bro saying from personal experience
π
guys i haev a serious quetsiom
stay mad
grace
W
ur js jealous
dms π
novabhai has you gotten your heart broken
ask
π can't even find one person to like me how am I gonna get them to stop liking me
bhai ne real bol diya π£οΈ
satya vachan
no i figured it out
sacchi mucchi
fr
HI B
grade 3 language was so goated
if u dont study u will become shoe cleaner ON STREET
and i willl give u my shoe
study or you'll have to do this for your whole life
to clean
(can't study myself)
then you'd need to pay her w money and u don't have that
β€οΈ
im asian i eat rice everyday
oml bro what
shhh i have 50 rs
we're all asian
mujhe 20rs dedo
interesting how did you make this much money
what for
real
chocolate
my sister gave
no
oh can i get some gum from that π
what gum
ill send it back to u in 290 days (with rizz google it)
5gum
yessirr
I'm pretty sure huangs off probation 
heres the thing
under 18
jus send it by pigeon
π
chi how am i supposed to mail 20rs to u
ptsd strikes again
carrier pigeon
'strokes' is wild π
strokes
oh.
bold of you to assume im not alr
π
oh..
hear me out
???????
heard enough
guys i want to dye my hair again
join me
π¦
?????????????
go ahead
it was said that you would destroy the sith, not join them!
no
you dont have the high ground, youre jus high π
it's over anakin
i have the balls
WTF IS
why not
rainbow baldi
FATE DOING HERE
i have more
FATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dawg.
NICO
you can't even turn on a girl how you gon turn on ur lightsaber
hello child
ADUUUU
OH FUCK
hello my name is adu
ADUUUUUUU
hear me out, that changed after i saw you
calm down there ur lightsaber is microscopic
i did
hes ignoring u π
where
do weird stuff
oh really
BRO I DYED
dye it green
MY HAIR YESTERDAY
yours isnt π
proof? π€¨
we know that
you arent cool tho
that's so real
I'm v cool
LMAOLMAOOO
i dont think my insides know that
u can't be both hot and cool at the same time
i keep forgetting everyone here is younger than me now dude
calm down
Are u 18 now geagle
π
oh u haven't met me then
it's alr
I'm 16
booking my flight π
i wanna say 'make me' but thats too cringe π
okay bettt
either way my bad chat
bro π
issok
hes lucky for that cus youd bully him
mfs when they're 5 and a half months till 18:
"you're a minor stay away"
real
no i would bully her
no trust
she's probably like 5'3
π she abuses me
zingsu is a groomer yall
dude im 4'11
do you really wanna go to chattisgarh
DAWGGGG IT'S NOT THAT BAD
with the hair?
bro she's
not the 1 inch mistake im getting ptsd again
actually hot
get out
can confirm
LMAOLMAO
okay bro sure
nah im js realizing that it's probably not a good idea for me to make jokes w randoms anymore
hot π
πΌπΌπΌπ«΅π€
maybe i do for a little vacation
my condolences
π
yes
I'll save u bro I'll bring a lightsaber
at least nico aint bihari
am screaming hozier music
gotta let me inspect it first tho
good idea or else your college would be getting emails with screenshots
???
dw about it
it's ok I'm not that far away either
Bro
are u the one who recommended nico to watch star wars
do yall ever wanna record ur own school and expose the type of behaviour some children have and expose their digital footprint
idk
yes probably
damn π
i never told nico to watch anything
he's a nerd
oh
aside from arcane
i love you @fleet stone
Yeah
STOP BULLYING ME
no way u said the iconic line without watching the movie
i love you too (with rizz)
it's ok bro I was a star wars nerd too (in her dms)
without rizz is enough
i told u I'm cool like that bro
we'll see
bros homeostatis might be on another level if she can be cool and hot at the same time
nico this proves youre an alien
real
alien bully is wild
sure
alien
imagine
can u fly
yes
me but if its arcane
I have wings
"are u an astronaut because that ass is out of this world"
have slid into someone's dms using star wars
...
when i look at you my light saber turns on
nico use those wings to get me x2d 100c na
force connection
LMAO
INSANE
no not
that way
vm wjere
π
what way
may the force be in you
Craziness
no way guys may 4th is coming
I have 6th and then 9th π
may 8th too
you didn't get the joke
well it's not a joke
you js didn't get it
Nah probably not
its a real event
may the 4th be with you
lets hope ill be with you by then
may the 4th be with you :D
that's crazy
what
if i was force sensitive I'd like to be killed later on so I could become a force ghost and follow her forever π
π who is her???
padme didnt die for this π
find me then
don't spoil what if nico sees
or someone else
who is gonna wath
watch
look bro she aint gonna watch
i told her to watch arcane years ago
π she aint doing it
yeah
nova
ended up not taking it anywhere cuz
#cancrlled
didnt feel like talking to her π£οΈ
book me the flight
hoes mad
bet
she js like me
did you not watch arcane π
no
only watched s1
nova is fun
no
mood
WHYY π
stay mad
s2 is amazing
i don't have time π
they made the animation better
i have watched Dexter tho if u have
π ok fair enough not everyone is unemployed like me
when arcane s3
do you have la passion ?
there is none π
ill pay for netflix if they make another season
omg I've seen that clip on youtube but i never saw it in the series like what
i don't remember where it was i think season 1 episode 1 maybe
π its over, he doesnt know.
π
theres a new series following mel
it's already over
are you the bay harbor sith?
no
I AM THE BAY HARBOUR SITH
~palpatine moser
yes
bro I was so sad when s4e12 ended
i never expected that ending
tho I knew she was gonna die
i didn't know that it would be that point
that line bro
"i wonder if rita's looking at the same moon as I am"
π
i really need to finish my novels
ooo which ones
i hate people who say dexter isnt emotional π
harry brainwashed dexter into thinking he is a psycho
dragons promise by ellizabeth lim, her radiant curse by the same author, wings of starlight (the back story of the queen from tinker bell and the winter fairy)
and FOURTH WING if im motivated
its thick asf
read john green pls
what is it about
all thicc books are traumatising
.
he writes about the most realistic and heartbreaking shi
most of the bookss i read ar max 500 pages to 50 chapthers
like turtles all the way down was jus so sad
im delulu i read romance about billionares who ARENT corrupt
i have not found the courage to read sad books
i don't want the book to finish me
goated
πππ
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
u should
TFIOS
GOATED
everyone should read the fault in our stars
thought this said john pork
π
helpun if i told u the entire john pork lore would
helpun
u
listen and take notes
'or kick me out
actually this is a question for everyone here
yeah why not
neither
wsg mishal
ive kinda got a headache though rn
get well soon
thanks nova kun
Gave +1 rep to supernova_1403!
maybe I shouldnt have doomscrolled till 3
hello hello how was chem
oh kinky icl
alhamdulillah pretty good
most of the questions were wack like i haven't seen them before
but they weren't difficult alhamdulillah
π
why are you people like this
nah im
LMAOO thays great alhamdulilah
ugly enough without fuckin up my haur
mood
me when my friends talks for 2 hours straight about squid game
maybe if u fucked up ur hair girls would be like "i can fix him"
try karlo
real
sahi baat hai
chalo will try (trust)
getting buzz cut day before i move to the US trust
try karne mein kya jaata hai
real
(bohot kuch jaata hai)
nahi bro
kuch nahi jaata
trust
log aate jaate hai
mein kahi nahi jaata
π£οΈ
so they think you just look that shitty so they'll think u have a glowup
when ur hair grow
real
exactly
plus
will lose weight there asw
because more time at the gym in the US cuz no more studies/work
so like
will create
artificial
glowup
π£οΈ
yes
Hi everyone, I wanted to ask if anybody knows anything about the International Foundation Program. If so, is A level required or is as level sufficient
?
??
del
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
In 1month bro what
yeah probations 2-3 weeks
wow
Who ping
Omg ur alive
Wasn't it 1 whole month or more damn
Long time no see
Hey there
Fo u remember me
Frr hru doing
Tbh i do and I don't so yeah I remember lola
Its not an accomplishment to be remmebered by me
Me iz good wbu
Stress full
Me iz good as well
3 wk
It will pass
Ohh yesh sucks
Haihaihai
What r u in
Its been so long I have to ask every
Waht they are doing
ππ
It's okayππ
How am I still not reputed what is this nonsense
that's crazy
Crazy
Craziest bro
I was crazy once
you still are
Obv
Wdym answer the god damn question woman
maybe you'll get it one day bro π
π
Elaborate pls
Nahh i need reputed without 250
Reps
No rep
get it at 249
.
Wdym what r u in
I agree
A levels
Ong clue less as always
stupid woman
ππ
Imagine not hate from val its ur asking the me not to live
someone needs to make a good anon confession π
So real
When propose me
What
Am jking
π
Hahaha
ππ
Me looking for who who is flirted with when i was here
don't joke about it she's gonna get her Somali pirate friends to rob u
I'm not somali
whatever u are
nigerian prince
Oh
Ong
send him 10 thousand and he'll turn into 1 million
I'm Sudanese
I demand to know
Gayt
Oh
sudanese nuts
Hmmmm Sudanese
Yuh
Let me google Sudanese women
πππ
π
same
How do u guys look like
They're everywhere
only in sudan
No they are not i met a mixed 1
nope not anymore atleast
Outside sudan too
Fr
damn
Oohh
Ur the least person i expected to be manager
And she was hot
Oh myyππ
π π π
as someone who has fumbled a baddie i can confirm
same
maybe if i never had a chance it wasn't fumbling
i never fumble because i never lose (cry)
Lmao
never gonna lose your virginity, that is
no cuz
trust
I bag them
Oh
calm down bro that's kidnapping (what do u use btw)
U dont even need to try
she was so pretty
I bag them means I get them bro
it do be like that fr
ong bro @cinder acorn leave some for us
This guy
π i know
No i mean they run away
π¦π¦π¦
π
So which 1 , there is 1 in jordan , 1 in Malaysia
1 in kuwait
1 in United Kingdom

π
Which 1??
π
the one for u
We can do it where ur closest
Man u freaky freaky
Indians are stupid plus who knows she might die
To a pak bomb
π
then get a pakistani baddie
Am jojng
Iansan
get one for me too
ye i know
They Finna get ur acc emty
When geaglina
asking the real questions
Indian woman are stress full get some1 who doesn't get english
Who we say maderchod
They won't get sht
all women are stressful
currently between relationships π£οΈ
Wdym between realtionshops
been single since like
go to the us and then find ur baddie and say tujhe dekha toh ye jaana sanam
They ultra pro max
july or sumn last year
DO U HAVE A GAL NOW???
Who u dated last year
that's crazy i thought u were gonna say 2006
What chapter did I missed
Oh
I agree its fun until u realize u want a gurl then when ur in 1 u miss single days
Its diabolical
nah ts real
crazy
like im generally
Who was she
thi ek
we do not
geagle's "her" π
Jis pe paayar aya
insane ngl
π asking the real questions
That's crazy
js send a picture of her house
LMFAOO
π
π
tereko kya lagta hai where am i finding someone non-indian
π
Who tf are u
Nvm hahahaha
i live in india, everyone's indian
a lesbian
Thats crazy
U get them russians in india innit
a lesbian
who knows bro ur not that far from the border
π
woahh
Discombobulate ur self
crazy
insane
Guys rate fit
10
R u all ok
Dab me up
Rate my fit woman
dab you up
rate his fit woman
Nvm
,av @neat geode
π
Why is it pixealted
this is zn so no
10/10 ππ so wowoow so vintage vibe
nah but i fw the aesthetic
now bro has a sudanese too
Hell no
No 1
HAHAHAHAH
Stay away
what is you cooking val
Saw that
Bro nahh
π π
I forgot
Freaking snipe
Yes I need older woman
age is relative
Fr
relatable
dang vro thanksπππ
same
Gave +1 rep to valen_tino!
Oh my days
Any 24year Olds in the chat
i cant wait to wear coats n shi
it isnt cold enough here
but it will be cold in the bay area
when u find one, find one for me too
so we're good
Am jkijng i love u
that's a minor
I agree
betbet
my bad
I don't know so not my fault
??? LMFAO
he thought u were 24
not his fault
val
nice shoes
Feet pics
she's younger than me
That's a gal
How tf is she manager