#chat-lounge
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So people donβt think im 15y 11 month
You remind me of Hiba
There would be a diff right

Think lil boy think
Gce guide is trash wth
May her gentle soul rest in peace
Gimmie another site with topical maths past paper
No
get yo own lil bro
By class duh
I literally shouldn't have to be explaining this
Caught you eating my grass the other day
iβm not a turtle lil bro
i eat turtles
for suhoor
Thats a tortoise π€
Kirbs sounds like a turtle name
same fucking thing
Ok, folks
Gotta go
ACKSHUALLY
Bye
NOT ACTUALLY
Turtles swim
No its
iβll bomb you
Tortoises walk
Hi immune, Iβm Dad
AHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Bro developed immunity to bombs and inherited it from his ancestors
πͺ
Talk about selective breedi-

i was once dmed by a scammer on whatsapp
blud was also catfishing
he had a white gal as his pfp
I love confusing people dawg
I started speaking in an arabic accent
LMFAO
his pfp is now
βπ‘π‘π‘β
him with 2 kids
i congratulated him on his pregnancy being successful
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
LMFAO
yeah truly a sad story
wish heβd respond
i called another scammer a slur
and bro said i was kind
π
π
My sister just asked if coal is renewable.
Disown her
Really
how old is she
π
Let her fight for her redemption in the gulag
14
I tell her that 17 times a day i swear
Make it 18
Oh
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I've been eating it everyday
Hi
Same
DID U PUT IN BANANAS
YES
COME OVER MY MOM MAKES IT RLLY NICE TOO
And cereal
Okkk
AND DID U PUT IN CHUNKS OF STRAWBERRY
I'll bring lasagha
No
put them it tastes amazing
dou wanna come over
it was better than expected
Yes π₯Ί can't tho
B to a low A
Stressed shit
pigeon
imagine
I'm behind in basically everyth
I don't like nihari
LMAO
ππππ
nuggets and cheese
Huh
I donβt know why but my exams, even my mocks feel 100x easier then ramadan and i usually score the most in my ramadan sessions then any other exam
Mr rice
its called tazo
And i study in it the least π
What
no we alr go to mr rice everyday

Mr rice is goated
when do u wanna come shit
Rn
Shit
Lmao
Genshin
pigeon do u wanna come
who u lying too
Why did u invite him
can mods see what we send to the zn bot
amritsar dha phase 3
No
he felt left out
yes
π
Idc
Nice
ok pigeon ur uninvited
can I have some too
Yeah
shits coming over for iftari
Great
I'm always fast
Itβs js 13000km away
do u live nearby
Walk
Yeah light walk
pretty close
thats jogging distance
ETA 10 mins
Lemme just run over the ocean rq
do you also live close
Iβll be there in 7
yk if u dug a straight line through the earth itd probably be closer
Tu tu du du
thats vile
start digging
Max verstappen
update: i made it through the day
get to work then
Ive actually seen an f1 car from up close
I'm jealous
shit owns an f1 car
yea bro i live in Amritsar dha phase 4
Hi @azure summit
right next to u
Right π―
lets go
I'm actually Michael Schumacher
meetup in phase 3 park
fried @kind vale
excuse me
hey adam, hows accorm doing
nova why do you have shit in ur pfp
you mach shoes?
sorry bro
Can we switch uncles
my uncle owns mercedes bro do better
thought we were cool
My uncle owns your uncle
3rd grade ahh fight
Nova-chan :3
this is NOT 1696 bro
slavery ended years ago bro
Mb im stuck in 1863
bout to get pigeon banned
That's what the US wants u to think
BRO I HAD A DREAM WE WERE DEBATING
I JS REMEMBERED
I WAS SO MAD AT U AND OUR 2ND SPEAKER
i was having a shamyl type crashout
Chat am i cooked
Average 1st speaker fumbling and then blaming it on the rest of the team
i didnt fumble
Yes
ive been asleep for more than 20 hrs
hi arub! Ive not coded anythign in a while (change of heart, im pursuing medicine now)
I've never been awake longer than 22
MY GOODNESS
Sure
my name is shamyl
not really, it was in and out for two years, now i said that life's too short for regret and might as well take on 6 alvls and get it over with
Good for u
Theyre finna be in peak bloom in 2 weeks
so... currenlty sitting 6 alevls with 3 supported by school :))
dawg i wish u the best for ur future really, u do that thing properly, ppl make A LOT in medicine tho, my brothers going for dentistry
Student loans π
im not in it for the money though, Thanks, you are the first person to support me
Gave +1 rep to arub!
Debt π
π
so u taking 6 alevel subjects and sitting them all in 2 years?
thats the plan, though i intend on not giving further maths
shamyl is too good looking for u to be named shamyl
its more of a therapy subject
He's actually my best friend
buddy ion like medicine related stuff but like if u got a direction and u know what ur doing then hell yeah ill support u to my fullest coz why not
i mean thats pointless imo if ur going for medicine
thisssss ^ is what ive been dying to hear
its hard and rough and what not, but nothing in life worthwhile is easy
no
i do it when im tired of 'existing' and its quite fun tbh
(makes me feel smart)
tryin my best, but sometimes it helps knowing someone will support you yk?
me for example, when i get bored of playing a 15 minute game with my lil brother, i get back to coding. so like what u do when u bored or free is basically what u wna do
see you find peace in coding
for me thats maths and bio
Can i come
:3
damn interesting
Ong same frfr
we dont have birdseed
ur finishing ur AS now right
to feed u
and my school grades are dropping but not by a lot
ya just came home
I can eat human food
Give him pakoras
got 74/75 in p1... saw it coming a mile away
i mean uve literally taken 6 subjects dude
LOLL
stupidest of mistakes
buddy u built for something like medicine π
like it was point of intersections AND I DREW THE LINE, LABELLED IT, AND THEN WROTE 4
IT WAS 5 
its ayt its ayt, prolly happened to teach u sumn
like cmon atp miss should give me full for effort
pakoras are only mine
I'm coming
ya, not to be stupid and sleep after your done
With lasagna
i dont recheck for the life of me!
W pls come over fast
Give me pakoras :3
Tell ur mom to make bhalay
im too lazy for that too hhh
bet
@azure summit what r u bringing to the iftari
and im feeling sooo gooood
ah yeah furqan went too, so like how is it nowadays? can we ball and stuff? and do they let us leave school whenever we want to?
jo aap bolo
yea you need an outpass
and then you can leave
cant lie that weird lol
other than that
What r u bringing tho
ahaan okkay
pls bring an f1 car for shit and lasagna for me
ya i was doing umrah and literally had coffee in my hand and then i heard adhann
Apple seeds
not even a single sip
Yes
id make lasagna for myself first
you can stay at home then
u cant cook
I'll buy an f1 car
But I'm bringing lasagna
Fruit chaat
(hotwheels)
Yes
samosas of what
Aloo samosa
ah, idk whats crazier, not a single sip or coffee for suhoor LOL
i can
nova bring layers cake then
konsa cake
i want the honey one
BRO ITS SO GOOD
I can bring cheesecake
do u guys not have layers in pakistan
we have it in amritsar
its a shop
send a pic
Yes
REAL
I sent before I think
No
Didnt yβall say dha
Dha india
dhaka housing association
Yβall have dha in india?
delhi housing assocation
Yes
This
saaray jahan se acha hindustaan hamara
Karina kapoor
ok guys iftari planned for tmr
bring every flavor
Iβm omw
I'm running late is it OK if I don't bring anything
Crossing the atlantic ocean rn
no it is not ok
But
send pic
Oh shi took a wrong turn
Send live location
Mb gang im in the pacific ocean
get me a souvenier
bro pakistan litr has nth
Holy W icl
we should annul 1947 partition like we annulled the 1905 partition of bengal
bro shifted out of the USA cause the rent was too high
what do u think shit
Imma js continue going this way
u have crumbl
Yβall want sumn from japan?
and the ladies
one goth mommy 
Why wuld we do that
Bet

Crumbl uncle is my best friend
aint no way uk abt crumble
you know what's better than one
Every1 knoes
shit why didnt u send me the crumble u ordered
everytime i open instagram I see his face
U never asked
huzaifa on top
Real
yes i did
Do yβall have falafel inc
No u didn't
two of them.
Yes
pigeon r u pakistani or indian
Some1 should bring hummus
he's mine π
Jordanian
i love this song
wait fr i love jordan
you're michael jordans son?
yea bro same he's the goat
is that why you're name is black
Yeah
Yes
makes sense
fb better than basketball
fr
i agree
Your Jordans r fake
I've never watched a game of basketball
Im jk dawg im not jordanian π
i dont wear jordans
I was born in jordan though
no shit
π
bet uve been milking it since then
Lived there for about 7 years
7-8
are your parents jordanian
where do u live now
I think im allowed to milk it after living there for 8 years
iftari at ur place
freedom
Virginia
are you a virgin π
sounds like where i should be living
Yes
Great bring hummus
Yes
shit respond on islamiat channel
Ugh I don't wanna
why not
Chat
Chat
No
iftari at your place
Potluck
when
It's at stressed place
Tomorrow
You look lonely
ur officially uninvited from my grand iftari
WE ready decided
i dont need fixing
who wants to come to my iftari in place of shit
Fine
,
pigeon u can bring a plus 1
i need *drugs(
or nova can
Bet
bitch ass 
GAH

Can i bring heezus
rlly trhought you could run?
YIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE βΌοΈ
whats he gonna contribute
uh
to the iftari food
Entertainment
tell me one thing remotely closer to doxxing
im already running
U gotta bring a dish
In ramadan
i'll bring
we dont dance or sing in ramadan
Heβll bring fruit chaat
punjabi food
OOOOO
Duh
am i invited?
Be specific
easy
Sure
have your pick
Yall i bust my ass teaching yall, i better not be expected to bring anything
i'll cook it all
im a horrible cook
am goated like that
π
Iftar at my place show up
is okay sir
Bring rolls
rolls?
we need a new guest
will there be coffee and meth?
Yes
LMFAO WHAT
i mean
:sob
coffee
Yes
what even are rolls vro
i dont live in virginia sorry
Meth in ramadan
ill be there
shit is my +1?
Come to florida then habibi
astagfirgullah adam
Can I pls come
stop judginggg it helps me focusss
what is this flirting
I will judhe
.-.
ill kill
no I was asking
Thx
Gave +1 rep to supernova_1403!
may allah forgive you
and kidnap
W rizz
and flay
shit is banned from hte event
wtfym
pick someone else nova
Nova cooking
ameennn
Free jannah pass I'm fasting
now more meht
i love how supernova has tried to flirt with every girl on this server
idk bro what happened
bros married them too
I wish nova would try to flirt with me
i have NOT
And he still gets no hoes
π
no I am NOT
π
are you still fasting when you get injected with drugs though?
he specifically leaves out the men
this defamation
and flirts with
yes u have
every girl
I'm suing all of u
it's so cute lmao
Hi im a girl
WHAT DO U MEA
im suing you for suing me
I'm not getting injected tho
nova about to start cooking
it's okay we accept you
;))
I can represent you in court im a harvard graduate
thanks bro
Gave +1 rep to addicted_to_breathing!
its crazy to me how nova hasnt gotten banned yet
Thank you for thanking me
am gonna be the prosecuter
Gave +1 rep to supernova_1403!
I'm literally saul
novas going to hell
my name is saul badman
saul doodman
This aint a criminal lawsuit
nova do u flirt with people irl too
saul doodhman
uh no
Itβs a civil lawsuit
i mena
no
you know the chemistry
can i pay you to get me some.. dealers ykyk?
hell yeah
we partner up?
we don't need a criminal lawyer
ME
pigeon u can bring heeezus
ME
we need a criminal lawyer
Yayy
IK KUDIIIIIIIIIIIII
nova is also uninvited
someone delted smh
I NEED TO BE ON BOARD SO I CAN NOT USE
JIDDDAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAM
what the hell
i need *drugs(
pigeon bring someone else too
BRUH
I deal in civil law
MUHOBAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT HHHHHHHHHHHHH
in place of nova
what is this bro
idgaf you're a criminal lawyer now
.e
@queen hound sue @kind vale
Me
YOU'VE HEARD THAT OMGGGGGGG
you made me snipe myself π
ud start flirting w my mom
Bet
LMFAO AM SO SORRY π
real?
ok but that's reasonable??????
Stressed you are hereby sued
YES NO SHIT ITS SO PEAK
Ur mom would snap his neck
excuse me
SOULMATE WHOOOOO
I already like her mom
she would
WHOOOOOOOOOOO
guys im having my iftari alone now
It is what it is gotta make a living
Wbm
and cake
DAWG AM A DUDE :SOB
NIHARI
LET ME COME
OH
PLS
NIHARI
is that an N word bait
and chicken cheese samosas
U TELL π
IDK π
u guys arent invitied
AM SORRY
βΉοΈ
Its food
Can i come
for me
ill make lasagna too
oh
Kya tu theek hai W too
can I have some
Forget stressed
no everyone is uninvited
Iftari at my place
idk π
Guys letβs have our own iftar
Yes
Without stressed
yes bro
shes lying shes too busy w tuition and f1
haw haye
listening to kanye has an effect on you that I am all for 
With nihari
Open invite and she's blacklisted
@kind vale YOU'RE not invited
shit doesnt even like nihari
Shhh
And lasagna
watch me crash ik where shit lives
who's invited
bro paused at fucking
am so confused
Shit
"we need a fucking.... run down"
My place
bro ur name is a cuss word
TOMORROW MOCK, KUCH NI AATA
π
shit knows where u live
It's not tho
you wanna get diabetes before your 13th bday?
stop that is my entire sentence
Shit is shit
same core
Shit is poop
no she doesnt
yes
Poop is not cuss word
Exactly
i was aiming for before my 9th
i do
we are of the same mind

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mera roza nhi h
I was aiming for 2nd
nah ramadan h
less is MORE!
Why
make iftari

No ur not
come over to my place
yes i am
woah woah woah buddy chill
Ohhh
u cant stop me
Yes
ill feed you good
bitch go study
W rizz
Feed me
tu jaa na
Papa adam
:))
hehehehe its walter adam
shit i thought we were bsfs
makes the two of us fr
what happened between us bro
Stressed ill turn on my state of the art security system that rarely works
Hi guys
is it all pakis here
What up
Shit shitting on stressed
Idk ig we j grew apart
only thing that works is ur automatic gate
that also stops in rain
Nun much dawg im cooked
That doesn't work at 3 pm on dummers
Summer
Yay
Are we invited
pigeon and nova and heezus
We don't wanna go to ur shitty iftari
βΌοΈ
pick which iftari
Syressed
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
u wanna attend
uh
shits or mine
idk
Can i attend both
Mine
yours
No
ive got nihari at mine
oh
Shit ehat do h have
shit doesnt eat anything
Mine has a bouncy castle
am going to shit's
OKOOO
HAHAHA
bro doesnt even have a lawn
bouncy castle anyday
Bouncy castle :D
@azure summit PICK AN IFTARI
Yes I do
MINE OR SHITS
am going to stresseds
hi guys
hi helpun
Stressedβs
yes thank u
Gave +1 rep to hawk_js!
hey zuko and hawk and asuka and nike
But she doesn't have a bouncy castle and she can't make lasafna
Stressedβs iftar if no bounch castle
HELPY DO U WANNA COME TO MY IFTARI
Hi asuka 2
am going to shit's
yeah sure
hruu
He cant
W
He's coming to mine
HELPUN
let me reconsider
hey nike
mines better
herlpun js let me n nike consider it for you
helpy
you don't have to brain storm dw
erm no
WHY ARE THERE 3 IFTARIS
you'll harass me
π
ive got nihari, nuggets, cake, strawberries
HEEZUS COME TO MINE
pakoras
he's gonna be at either asw
I have
Bouncy castle
Lasagna
Cake
Pakoras
Samosas
Bhalay
chicken cheese samosas
okays
u uninvited me bro wym
oh
HELPUN COME TO MINE
am going to shit's
lasagna π€€
i love samosa's
its back on without shit
alr I'm coming to asukas
SHIT
sounds like a deal
I get them from Mr rice
Whag did my mom do
SHIT IS A LIAR GUYS
To you
Cope
she dont have no bouncy castle
sounds good
Aw man
lol imagine
In confused
Why r u so jealous
bro cant even reach the cabinet to make lasagna
If no bouncy castle
chat is this real?
No shit iftae
we know
make nuggets too
NOOOOOOOO
Ok
ok guys
real
go to shits
how could you asuka
am going to stressed's
I DO HAVE A BOUNCY CASTLE
Why r u trtna sabotage
wow
oh
Jealous
alr
neither of u can
go guys
Yay
am going to shit's
can't believe shit is indian
LMAO
Finalise or no iftari
friendly fire supernova
Lmao
am going to my own home
so real
Hru?
i'd rather regret not going to an iftari at all than regret choosing the wrong one
Iβll go where helpun goes
shit
im not having an iftari for u guys
mmm